DoubleO88 It's because they gave him the Loki treatment. Ultron is supposed to be terrifying. Hell, the comic this movie was supposedly taking inspiration from had Ultron take over in the same vein as the Sentinels in Days of Future Past.
+frostDev The Iron Man armor is both mechanical and electrical. However, I'm sure Ultron wouldn't be able to hack into ALL electrical devices. Anything that doesn't connect to the Internet would be safe. I'm sure that Tony should have something like a backup armor that works on its own without interfacing with the Internet. If he hasn't, than his not as smart as we think he is.
Can't wait for avengers: infinity war part 1 hishe part 1,avengers: infinity war part 1 hishe part 2,avengers: infinity war part 2 hishe part 1 and avengers: infinity war part 2 hishe part 2
bigfatcarp93 >.< jarvis stopped him from doing all of this. These points are all terrible. It is just a parody. HISHE knows Ultron couldn't do all of this but they are making fun of the fact that it is what everyone expected him to do.
No, that's one example of what he was doing; we've got no idea about anything else. No word either way. Also, traffic lights and a wide variety of other (generally essential) systems aren't hooked up to the Internet, a whole lot of things simply don't have modems in them. Every suit Stark ever made except the one he built in a cave from a box of scraps would be affected, though. That having been said, parody, funny, I can roll with it.
I would understand the Jarvis excuse but Jarvis was only changing the launch codes and nothing else so fuk this movie stuff should have fallen apart from the beginning of the movie but u know the plot and all
The entire time I was watching Avengers: Age of Ultron, I was thinking "The Justice League would have taken care of it much sooner". *Raises flame shield*
War Rock well, yeah. You have cyborg there that can control technology. Cyborg alone is enough. And have you seen the durability of those Ultron Drones? Batman alone would still be enough to stop them. ( Guard On)
arnabdas56 thats only 25% of the internet, only one out of four actions would be disrupted. Also, its a battle, wouldn't ultron defeat Jarvis eventually and do thst long before the final battle?
This hishe and part 2 are my favourites so far of all the hishe's. It flows so nicely together. I like how Batman miraculously survives the meteor hitting Earth. The writing on this one, the flow, are really good, like how Ultron's at the villain pub explaining how he was successful and Joker's like "what" when he finds out the meteor's about to hit any second. :) I also enjoyed Hulk's rage at no Internet or cable. I like the humour.
You know guys, not all of their equipment would be connected to the internet.Traffic lights for sure would have 0 reason to be. By HISHE logic Ultron would be able to hack my toaster, because you know it's a electronic.Just because it's got electronic or computer components doesn't mean it would be connected to any kind of network that Ultron could hack that's not how it works. Then will totally ignore the fact that Jarvis was preventing Ultron from really doing any of the things the you showed him doing in your video.
***** Yet Ultron DID in fact transfer billions of dollars electronically on a whim in the movie, just like in the video... The movie had tons of plotholes and was shit, dude. Deal with it.
***** Watch the Game Theory Watch_Dogs videos. For example, while not technically on the Internet, most traffic lights are connected by some sort of local wifi-type thing. It can be hacked into by someone with the know-how.
While true, the point is that a lot of things is or in some way easily accessible from it. Ultron could easily have created a lot of havoc with that ability. But he didn't.
Ultron, you can turn off my cable, you can lock my phone, you can destroy my electronics, but if you ruin or disconnect my coffee machine, you're dead.
Los Blancos Not completely, give it a few years before "literally" completely becomes a synonym for "figuratively" and some other word takes the place of "literally"
henryvolt35 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! not PornHUB!
Being able to pass through the Internet does not give Ultron the ability to control traffic lights or crash jets? Electricity and "the Internet" are slightly different things Hishe...
Thejus Rao Yes, because causing a global extinct event is completely clean and not messy or destructive. And the corpses of humanity would totally just disappear once he threw his big rock. And again, everyone handwaves away the fact that Ultron, who is suppose to be a cunning genius who can turn technology against us, decides to use Killer Croc's plan from "Almost Got Him" as his magnum opus.
minecrafter0505 "Being able to pass through the Internet does not give Ultron the ability to control traffic lights or crash jets? Electricity and "the Internet" are slightly different things Hishe..." "Spoiler Alert Didn't Jarvis in the Nexus prevent Ultron from controlling things through the internet?" Look through the comments to cure your ignorance, bro~
***** It was Quicksilvers fault. Why didn't he just carry both of them to safety like he did with his sister before? Or at least one of them. He would have been waiting in slow-mo for the bullets to hit him, it was stupid.
He built a super-reinforced booth chair, heat-resistant, impact-resistant, and shock-absorbing, probably months before, all to protect his coffee-sipping ass from the extinction-event level shock wave resulting from the impact of a floating city-turned meteor fashioned by an evil, sentient robot from a different continuity who wanted to cull the earth's human population to see who will be the strongest to survive... ...*_BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAAAAN_* ~!!!!!
1:26 but that’s not how extremis works tho, the suits lock onto tony via microchips in his body. They don’t need internet. But yeah Rhodes does need internet as shown in Ironman 2 when tony reset his suit mid flight. Also ultron was majorly nerfed in the Mcu. As well as the fact Jarvis was also fighting ultron in the background keeping him from hacking everything. Yes I know this is for entertainment, and lore doesn’t matter. I’m just pointing it out. Btw if I’m wrong about anything tell me what I got incorrect, I hate being wrong.
***** Damn good point. I didn't realize it was a nod to Cap's last dialogue which is really the last dialogue in AoU. I thought they did that because we are annoyed of hearing Batman say that all the time and also because we already know what he was going to say even though he didn't say the whole thing.
This video did really show the Raw power that Ultron can do in which we didnt see as much in the film. I loved how it got to the point where he EMPed the entire city!!!!
2:15 watch the scene when Tony and banner discuss whether to create vision or not. Tony explains Jarvis was alive and protecting military nuclear codes
we have our Internet Ultron: and it's gone we have our cable Ultron: and it's gone we have the hulk Ultron: aaand he's gone we have Veronica Ultron: aaand she's gone we have loads of money Ultron: aaand it's gone we have traffic control Ultron: aaand it's gone we have our suits Ultron: aaand their gone we have the qwin je.... Ultron: and it's gone!!!!! it's pointless in fighting me please step aside
mikezeitgeist2 Ultron, with his abilities could probably hack his way into the airplane and shut off the engines, same with the quinjet. And the Iron Man suits can be controlled by Jarvis, which Ultron can override.
*SPOILER* You know...why didn't Ultron take over technology like that in the movie anyway? I honestly didn't feel like he was a threat, he even says 'people always create the thing that destroys them' and he did the SAME THING!
ComputerD10 Or the writers got lazy. Whatever the reason Ultron should have been more like Loki. The adopted son of a king who thought he knew what the world needed.
bigsmilie07 ^hush. No one likes to hear the truth. Everyone believes that Marvel films are the peak of everything. They don't have flaws, they're perfect. The plot is so creative and the characters are "relatable" In all honesty though. All Marvel films has been suffering in the "plot" department and Villain department. Watching AOU was like watching a rerun of the first Avenger film. They've been recycling plotpoints that it's not even funny.
Cloud Sin Yeah, I enjoy the Marvel films but they do suffer from a lack of compelling central conflict. In Ultron the biggest threat comes from the Avengers' inability to worth together, not from the villain itself.
They've done a few others pretty quickly, I think Hobbit 2 HISHE was made while it was still in theaters, but in their defense, the film has been out for weeks now and most Marvel fans have seen it already. Keyword: Most
Heroes: Marvel Villains: DC Movies: Marvel Live-Action TV shows: DC Animated TV shows: DC Individual Storylines: DC Events/Crossovers: Marvel Villain Costumes: Marvel Heroes Costumes:DC Parent Company: Marvel Video Games: DC Stand-alone Comics: Marvel Powers: DC
Fan Rage marvel movies are not that great, but at least they are just stupid and not insulting like man of steel... DC is really putting the nail on the coffin there.
*This is how Avengers: Age of Ultron should've ended:* *Janet Van Dyne: "Hank! Wake up! You're having a nightmare!"* *Hank Pym: "Jan.... I just had the worst dream. Someone made a movie about the Avengers, but they cut both of us out of the team and made Tony Stark Ultron's creator."* *Janet Van Dyne: "It was only a dream, Hank. What moron would make an Avengers movie and leave us out of it, anyway? And Tony making Ultron? Yeah, what a joke."*
This is by far the best HISHE! This is one way I would actually like to see this movie end, or at least have some kind of part involving it. I mean seriously! Why didn't Ultron just cause a bunch of satellites to fall out of orbit. That could have actually been cool.
Because he's essentially an evil Tony stark if Tony Stark had absolutely zero morality and all of his arrogance, assholishness, regret, and egomaniacal tendencies were multiplied by 100. Ultron wanted a spectacle, not minor inconveniences
RaySchrantz Basically, because Jarvis would not have let him... Just like he did when Ultron went after the nuke codes... Ultron tried to wreck more havoc, but Jarvis was there every single time to stop him, so he had to improvise out of desperation and frustration.
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“He’s using our technology against us!”
“ALL THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARE GREEN!”
LOL
Nope that's just new York 🤣
So, don't people in first World countries actually SEE where they're going? 😂
Wait he's a robot, how did he find ALL traffic lights? Only humans can pass that captcha
@@deeznutzbackwards 1:12
That ending was absolute comedic gold.
It’s because I am....
*Batman*
It's pretty accurate tho. Batman to OP. -_-
yeah right
@@ernestliwag7998 what you think Batman wouldn’t have a anti-ultron created a meteor with a floating city gadget on his utility belt?
Nice to see Clark finally gave up asking. It's not like he doesn't already know the answer.
Well he should start asking again BECAUSE IM BATMAN
Ryan Gorman-Loughlin I Am Groot!
mattwho81 I'm Mario!
I am Iron Man!
I Am Ultron, and there are no strings on me!
Ultron May be able to hack into anything, but he can’t figure out this:
🔲 I am not a robot
Lol
Lol
BRUH
Surekha Bhatt lol facts
✓
i love how batman's chair is completely unaffected
because he's BATMAN!
He took the red pill 😂
because HE HAS PLOT ARMOR
Perfect Dodge!
That is the BAT CHAIR
Batman surviving the nuke and sitting placidly sipping his coffee... that was priceless! Best HISHE ever, imo.
Not a nuke, but yea.
its a reference to the dark knight rises film where he flies a nuke out to sea and is later seen sipping coffee lol.
That's because they were Batman's!
PsychoMaz23 Batchair and Batcup
Gambiteer , HISHES ONE ABOUT FROZEN IS COMICAL!!! XD XD
"How are we going to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony?!"
"Thor, man, you gotta trust me on this one: I did you a favor"
Por tu foto de perfil deduzco que eres un hombre de cultura
Yep
I didn't know Thor was watching game of thrones?
Honestly just wait for the novel to come out.
@@georgeprchal3924 Fans wait since 10 years
2:25 why i am more surprised for superman surviving this than batman 😂
And because he's Batman.
Because he is Batman !!!
Same
I am surprised how did the cup ,chair and coffee survived
@@sabhikabhi7294 lmao
"Its because i'm...."
oh god worse cliffhanging in the world!
+RasenRendan X it's a hook scene
Best Ogbeide and it worked cuz it got ppl hooked lol
Do you know what is the song playing in the ending?
+RasenRendan X It's also a nice callback to the end scene of AoU with Cap getting cut off.
Gapsule ikr??
Ultron spend 5 minutes on the internet and then deciedes that the best thing for humanity is global extinction i do not blame him
I think the RUclips comment section made him want global extinction.
He probably saw Fox news website
MultiMartinezj that too
And don't forget the ads in apps that can only be played online.
vis arden He probably watched an IGN review.
i find it extremely funny how batman is still seated😂😂😂
Jonah Barroga it’s because that’s his bat-seat
That's because he is BATMAN!
*meteor falling*
Superman: Hey can you hear that? *meteor crashes*
Batman: *unaffected and sips more coffee*
Hear*
Superman: how in the world never mind we'll talk later
Not did you hear that?
Because he is Batman, do you want to know his secret identity?
@@shivanshsingh1007 yea
"How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now?"
Oh come on, he was strangling a character named Stark, how was there not a joke about that?
Bennings you aren't getting the respect you deserve for that comment
Bennings you need more upvotes for that comment!
Bennings SO TRUE THE FUCKING IRONY lol
***** I didn't.
Bennings A Dire Wolf should have saved Tony
Even a meteor can't stop Batman from drinking his coffee. LOL
Tsunade Lmao xD
+Tsunade BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
+Jerome Benavides Wish I knew. He must be from some movie we haven't seen.
+Jerome Benavides Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe
Because He Is Batman
I'm Batman
Such a cliffhanger we don't know who that masked man is and why he survived i need to learn more!
BECAUSE HIS BATMAN!!!!!
Swag Films such a simple joke and you spelled it wrong
Zagardal BECAUSE HE IS MAN WHO DRESSES AS BAT!!!
Swag Films you had one job
jackpilkington Because he survived one nuke blast already, why not this one.... lol (Dark Knight Rises)
Batman: survives
Meteor: Am I a joke to you?
Gustavo Amorim BATMAN: yes
Because Im batman
It's because he's Batman
The only two beings that survive the meteor, Superman and Batman 😂😂
Ohh and the chair and mug BatMan has.
Only batman can do this😂
IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE COFFEE
Batman HANDS OFF PLEASE!
Batman Ohhh! That's why! I was getting a little curious for a minute there.
Batman At least you don't say that lame phrase "Because I'm Batman", I would have had to rain my unholy vengeance upon thee. :P
Because I'm BATMAN!!!!
Batman Are you sure it's not because you inexplicably fixed the autopilot?
I love how much Superman abuses his time reversal thing.
+Stefan Ritter (StahlRitter) Dawn of Justice and Amazing Spider man 2, twice ( maybe more )
its the abuse super man would perpetrate if this power was still canon.
It's more of a time travel thing.
He’s done it twice if you count the Donner cut of Superman 2
You know it's bad when a 3 minute parody cartoon makes ultron scarier than a 2 hour movie, not to mention make more sense.
DoubleO88 Yes.
DoubleO88 WHY WOULD THOR LIKE GAME OF THRONES?! it be like "keeping up with the kardashians" for him. IT MAKES NO SENSE
DoubleO88 It's because they gave him the Loki treatment. Ultron is supposed to be terrifying. Hell, the comic this movie was supposedly taking inspiration from had Ultron take over in the same vein as the Sentinels in Days of Future Past.
DoubleO88 ouch... true
DoubleO88 true lol
Tony: Guys, I’m calling in Veronica
Ultron: you think I don’t know about Veronica?
Veronica: I HAVE FAAAILED YOUUUUU
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"Ok.........."
@@totallyviolet7732 let's see how fast I can buy the parts for a new veronica
@@THawkMedia You are broke :(
@@kuldeepsingh189 wife of ultron?????
WTF!!!!!😨
Just saying I'm pretty sure Captain America would've been able to function without modern technologies anyways.
+tman008 So would Thor and Hulk.
+Giovanni Foulmouth Exactly
nope. coz ultron already stole his shield.
+tman008 So can Stark.... Ultron cannot "hack" into purely mechanical devices...
Only electrical devices...
+frostDev The Iron Man armor is both mechanical and electrical. However, I'm sure Ultron wouldn't be able to hack into ALL electrical devices. Anything that doesn't connect to the Internet would be safe. I'm sure that Tony should have something like a backup armor that works on its own without interfacing with the Internet. If he hasn't, than his not as smart as we think he is.
How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony?
HUH?! HUH TONY?!
Liph NIx
Haha
How are we suppose to watch Once Upon A Time now, Tony?
XD
WHAT ABOUT FLASH?!
"How on the world- nevermind, we'll talk later."
*sips coffee for several seconds*
"...IT'S BECAUSE I'M-" *ends*
Best HISHE ever.
it' because i have too much plot armor
TRUE. XD
I didn't get it
Luke Jesper it's because his Batman
Marth Vader Priceless....
Using time travel to save the destroyed world..
Hishe gave the idea for endgame
And now we know who to blame. Ready your weapons...
You mean Superman 1 (1978)
There's a difference between time travel and reversing time itself.
I think I'm the only one who thinks that time travel in endgame was terribly executed
@@jayyadav1610 I have a feeling that the "Time Travel" will be retconned to inter-multiverse travel. Think Rick and Morty's "Vat of Acid" episode.
This is by Far the Greatest Video you guys have EVER Done! Kudos HISHE Fucking KUDOS!!!!!!!!!
Language 😕
Erik235462 Martinez155
"Language"
- Captain America 2015
Are you serious?
Erik235462 Martinez155 grow up kid
Mister Plus grow up kid
"How in the world did you-- Nevermind. We`ll talk later."
**5 seconds later**
"IT`S BECAUSE I`M--"
XD
Do you know what is the song playing in the ending?
nah
It was perfect
+AiD_0v2 "BATMAN what the oh he's gone"
lmfao
Best part ever 😂😂😂
Superman,"how in the world?...... you know what never mind ,we'll talk later."
Batman," it's because I'm......"
Batman!!!
I am a Marvel and dc fan is that bad
Yes@@meenabirda8168
"So when is this meteor supposed to get here"
_"Some time about now"_
*_laughs_*
*He said now*
Lmao then Joker said "Wait what"?
BOOM!!!😂😂😂
You spelled it wrong
@@kirajones1889 Thanks for repeating it for us
@@kirajones1889 same 😂😂😂 dead dead dead
Wait what?? 😂😂😂😂
Age of Ultron could have easily been solved if Marvel had the right's to Magneto.
Magneto cant control vibraniam
martin leal yes, but not nearly all of his stuff was made of than.
Matthew Xiong same but different material, like you said. Vibrainium is like 10 times stronger then most miracle metals
He can
Riley Ann Barnitz Magneto has power over the internet?
And just when I thought it couldn't get any better... It did.
Nice and love your work
It's because I'm----
Classic Bman
how in the world?
-because i'm....
+answer pls Do you know what is the song playing in the ending?
+Duka Umfortunately not. I have no clue.
+Luminous Light you have a very nice profile pic who ever did it was talented
When realise how easily ultron could've won
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I love the "Coffee of Justice" theme music at the end.
"its because I'm Batman" lol that never gets old . . .why? . . . ITS BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!
??
darcy albrecht Cause he' s batman I guess
😂
SkyBlue XD
Im BATMAN
The line "It's because I'm Batman" never gets old!
MrCoolGamer1000 its already old and overused
***** only when it isn't batman
***** nope, MrCoolGamer1000 is correct, it never gets old
It's Because I'm.......(flash)! XD
***** gr8 m8 y h8??
Can't wait for avengers: infinity war part 1 hishe part 1,avengers: infinity war part 1 hishe part 2,avengers: infinity war part 2 hishe part 1 and avengers: infinity war part 2 hishe part 2
MaestroManTV Wha...?
LOL
MaestroManTV why do you think the movie is going to be in parts?
***** Because we already know?!
marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Avengers:_Infinity_War
***** Because it is xD
"the sun's getting real low" part is killing me LMAO
"How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now?"
Thor has his priorities exactly right.
it's because i'm..."
DAMNIT!!!
that cliffhanger
Andrew Timothy BATMAAaaaaannnnn..
+Andrew Timothy A homage to how Cap doesn't finish his line in the movie lol
+shanks17 wait which line? I don't remember.
Israel Lai The last scene where he's going to say "Avengers, Assemble" but only said the first word.
Pretty sure he was saying because I'm batman backwards since superman was turning back the clock
This is actually a pretty good point... they really should have been fucked the second Ultron got into the Wi-Fi...
bigfatcarp93 >.< jarvis stopped him from doing all of this. These points are all terrible. It is just a parody. HISHE knows Ultron couldn't do all of this but they are making fun of the fact that it is what everyone expected him to do.
eatpenguinshitanddie Incorrect: JARVIS was only stopping Ultron from reaching the launch codes.
Jarvis didn't do shit
No, that's one example of what he was doing; we've got no idea about anything else. No word either way.
Also, traffic lights and a wide variety of other (generally essential) systems aren't hooked up to the Internet, a whole lot of things simply don't have modems in them.
Every suit Stark ever made except the one he built in a cave from a box of scraps would be affected, though. That having been said, parody, funny, I can roll with it.
I would understand the Jarvis excuse but Jarvis was only changing the launch codes and nothing else so fuk this movie stuff should have fallen apart from the beginning of the movie but u know the plot and all
Thor: How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony!?
Omniman: That's the neat thing. You don't.
So Part 2 will feature a crossover between the Avengers and Superman and Batman...and they might actually work together? *Tears of happiness*
Trevor Tiger Yeah the final scene in Superhero Cafe, remeber the HISHE from the first Avengers film?
***** Nah, I think Fox and Marvel worked out a deal where Fox keeps Pietro and Marvel keeps Wanda.
Trevor Tiger Nope Marvels too crap to go near DC.
Not with that attitude!
Quincy H Why is Marvel crap? Oh please, I'd love to see if you have an actual opinion.
Meteor: "gonna kill the human race." Sees batman. "Crap the one human that can negate me power"
Because he's BATMAN!!!!!!!
*is immune against
Nobody negated anything there.
Veronica - I have faaaailed youuuu... *BOOM* XD XD
Lol
This show is pure gold.....It's amazing how the creators are able to turn batman's same old motto funny every time in the most unexpected way
The entire time I was watching Avengers: Age of Ultron, I was thinking "The Justice League would have taken care of it much sooner".
*Raises flame shield*
War Rock well, yeah. You have cyborg there that can control technology. Cyborg alone is enough. And have you seen the durability of those Ultron Drones? Batman alone would still be enough to stop them. ( Guard On)
Ultron physically was weak in the film , Nthg like his comics counterpart
War Rock And Superman can wipe the floor with every Batman villain with no effort in an hour. But who wants to see that?
Tatsumi Sodding Superhero Fan Well we are talking about the film here.
Yeahh because the Justice League are more powerful than the Avengers.
Like how is Batman even still there? With his seat and mug too? HAHA.
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S
DrkBlueXG Spoiler Alert:
BATMAN!!!
Camille Williams most likely its a Bat-seat and a Bat-mug XD
Camille Williams Batman: Because I am Batman!
*****
O no! You figured out his secret identity!
omg I just got the ending where Batman says "IT'S BECAUSE I'M-"
in AoU the same thing happens when Cap says "AVENGERS! A-"
Jessica Jones it only gets funnier when you explain the joke/reference
Daziysajalah Cap? Is that you?
Cap. says: AVENGERS!..roll out! Haha
I understood that reference, Mrs Cage.
Steve Rogers I understood that reference!
I guess in the movie there was Jarvis preventing this from happening.
No he was just changing the nuclear codes everything else could have been hack...
@@upindersodhi8610 true
Exactly. Plus no matter how bad Ultron gets, his main objective was to throw a giant Vibranium rock at the earth (Because plot)
I had strings but now I don't. Pinocchio song! LOL
Josh Jelks /Massive fail
What exactly are you referring to?
Don't you hate ninja deleters?
Crwqouoijrewqptwja1gp?.,!?hfasdczxvp
Josh Jelks To the fact that it's been obvious from the very first teaser of the movie
"How are we going to watch game of thrones now Tony?" Best line ever
+Michael Fisher I think Thor would love game of thrones
stark: Im calling in veronica
ultron: you dont think i know about veronica
veronica: i have failed youuuu...
haha favourite bit!! :D
Literally choked on my drink when this part happened 😂😂😂
Joseph Andrews I love when people type out the transcript of the video I have just watched. Hilarious. Please do more.
*The suns getting real low*
Gets me laughing every time 😭😂
I would just like to point out that unlike Superman, Batman wasn't looking at that explosion.
Darkbeast42 That make's him the coolest for not even caring or even turning around. No wonder he survived it like it was nothing.
Darkbeast42 Actually, Django Unchained proved that cool guys DO look at explosions.
Keeper of Peace I don't remember Don Johnson looking at any explosions...
Darkbeast42 nope ,you know why??? tum tum tum
Christopher Ver Hoef They blow shit up, and then walk away.
They actually do explain in the movie why he doesn't control everything because JARVIS is busy keeping him out of some parts of the internet.
arnabdas56 thats only 25% of the internet, only one out of four actions would be disrupted. Also, its a battle, wouldn't ultron defeat Jarvis eventually and do thst long before the final battle?
The explanation they use in the movie doesn't really hold much water.
Do you really want to know how I survived?
Batman at RUclips Prep time
***** ITS BECAUSE IM-- (ends transmission)
I think we already know
Batman at RUclips Autopilot?
Batman at RUclips No
This hishe and part 2 are my favourites so far of all the hishe's. It flows so nicely together. I like how Batman miraculously survives the meteor hitting Earth. The writing on this one, the flow, are really good, like how Ultron's at the villain pub explaining how he was successful and Joker's like "what" when he finds out the meteor's about to hit any second. :) I also enjoyed Hulk's rage at no Internet or cable. I like the humour.
You know guys, not all of their equipment would be connected to the internet.Traffic lights for sure would have 0 reason to be. By HISHE logic Ultron would be able to hack my toaster, because you know it's a electronic.Just because it's got electronic or computer components doesn't mean it would be connected to any kind of network that Ultron could hack that's not how it works. Then will totally ignore the fact that Jarvis was preventing Ultron from really doing any of the things the you showed him doing in your video.
***** Yet Ultron DID in fact transfer billions of dollars electronically on a whim in the movie, just like in the video...
The movie had tons of plotholes and was shit, dude. Deal with it.
***** Watch the Game Theory Watch_Dogs videos. For example, while not technically on the Internet, most traffic lights are connected by some sort of local wifi-type thing. It can be hacked into by someone with the know-how.
Simple answer he uses a replica or suits to operate those
While true, the point is that a lot of things is or in some way easily accessible from it. Ultron could easily have created a lot of havoc with that ability. But he didn't.
***** if you watched agents of shield, your logic with internet and traffic light is severely flawed
That chair was hiding under the safest thing in existence. Batman
how did you... never mind
because I'm Batman!
best ending ever.
I asked that question myself.
1:31
Nick - Stark❗️, what did you do...what did you do⁉️
Where tf did he come from🤣
Nayops 18 the other floor or something idk
Its a scroll
Am I the only one who started screaming "Because I'm Batman", when Batman was revealed sipping his coffee?
SWATversion3 me too bud
I was like whheehehhwawwala
SWATversion3 I was like waaaaaiiiiittt for it....
SWATversion3 yes you are only one, do you feel special now snowflake?
jarred stuart I'm really happy that you want to start a pointless argument. Wait, does that make you feel like a punk?
Oh god......... never mind.
Ultron, you can turn off my cable, you can lock my phone, you can destroy my electronics, but if you ruin or disconnect my coffee machine, you're dead.
69RedSeth IT'S BECAUSE IM-
*Disconnects coffee machine*
FUCK. *loads missiles*
*Missiles explode* Did you forget that I'm in the Internet?
NOOOOOOOO!
I literally Did the end of breakfast club Air punch after watching batman still sitting there! XD
Los Blancos me too. :)
Gabrielle Maryland :D
Los Blancos Literally? Because that is literally the best literal thing I have literally read literally today. Literally!
r0bw00d You do realize that i used a somewhat appropriate use of the word "literally".
Los Blancos
Not completely, give it a few years before "literally" completely becomes a synonym for "figuratively" and some other word takes the place of "literally"
"I have failed youuuuuuuu"
-Veronica 2015
Ultron shut down the porn sites.
That monster.
This needs more likes
Not porn Hub !
coolsiteish NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, oh wait, you weren't talking about real life.
OH MY GOD IM DYING
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Being able to pass through the Internet does not give Ultron the ability to control traffic lights or crash jets? Electricity and "the Internet" are slightly different things Hishe...
StealthyBacon99 Watch game theory's Death by hacking show
Brush chill
StealthyBacon99 everything is still connected.accesss to every important website ever can do something like that.
The jet has a remote function so the jet would crash but the traffic lights are on a timer I think
It's a cartoon for fun. Get over it
Aka "What Ultron should have done instead of his 'Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies" plan"
Kevin Allen but he still did that
Kevin Allen Jarvis keept him from doing that...
Darkness1984 no jarvis stopped him getting nukes
Kevin Allen He wanted a fresh start. Not an already destroyed world with corpses rotting. A new one, a perfect one.
Thejus Rao Yes, because causing a global extinct event is completely clean and not messy or destructive. And the corpses of humanity would totally just disappear once he threw his big rock.
And again, everyone handwaves away the fact that Ultron, who is suppose to be a cunning genius who can turn technology against us, decides to use Killer Croc's plan from "Almost Got Him" as his magnum opus.
The music at the end is epic.
Finally someone had the same problem with Ultron on the internet that I had. Great work guys.
P.S.: That Supercafé scene tho... Great!
minecrafter0505 "Being able to pass through the Internet does not give Ultron the ability to control traffic lights or crash jets? Electricity and "the Internet" are slightly different things Hishe..."
"Spoiler Alert
Didn't Jarvis in the Nexus prevent Ultron from controlling things through the internet?"
Look through the comments to cure your ignorance, bro~
Cynima Rapscallion Jarvis prevented Ultron from getting Nuclear launch codes and that was about it
***** errr Klaw, hellooo
minecrafter0505 You see, Ultron DID have total access to the Internet, but he operated through Internet Explorer...so that's why.
***** It was Quicksilvers fault. Why didn't he just carry both of them to safety like he did with his sister before? Or at least one of them. He would have been waiting in slow-mo for the bullets to hit him, it was stupid.
He built a super-reinforced booth chair, heat-resistant, impact-resistant, and shock-absorbing, probably months before, all to protect his coffee-sipping ass from the extinction-event level shock wave resulting from the impact of a floating city-turned meteor fashioned by an evil, sentient robot from a different continuity who wanted to cull the earth's human population to see who will be the strongest to survive...
...*_BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAAAAN_* ~!!!!!
"This is all your fault! How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony? HOW?!
1:26 but that’s not how extremis works tho, the suits lock onto tony via microchips in his body. They don’t need internet. But yeah Rhodes does need internet as shown in Ironman 2 when tony reset his suit mid flight.
Also ultron was majorly nerfed in the Mcu.
As well as the fact Jarvis was also fighting ultron in the background keeping him from hacking everything.
Yes I know this is for entertainment, and lore doesn’t matter. I’m just pointing it out.
Btw if I’m wrong about anything tell me what I got incorrect, I hate being wrong.
Before infinity war
What did Batman say at the end?
Rachel Giles It's because I'm... but backwards. M'i esuaceb s'tI.
egodrive He didn't say it backwards.
Atomic Ninja
Hm you're right. I thought he did because Supes was reversing time. My bad.
***** Damn good point. I didn't realize it was a nod to Cap's last dialogue which is really the last dialogue in AoU. I thought they did that because we are annoyed of hearing Batman say that all the time and also because we already know what he was going to say even though he didn't say the whole thing.
sleiek Can it be both?
I love how these guys put Batman and Superman in the Cafe in most of the videos.
this was actually better then age of ultron
That movie is underrated
+jewfukaninja not really. it was pretty mediocre
This video did really show the Raw power that Ultron can do in which we didnt see as much in the film. I loved how it got to the point where he EMPed the entire city!!!!
No it was not
2:15 watch the scene when Tony and banner discuss whether to create vision or not. Tony explains Jarvis was alive and protecting military nuclear codes
He made his meteor, no nukes needed
we have our Internet
Ultron: and it's gone
we have our cable
Ultron: and it's gone
we have the hulk
Ultron: aaand he's gone
we have Veronica
Ultron: aaand she's gone
we have loads of money
Ultron: aaand it's gone
we have traffic control
Ultron: aaand it's gone
we have our suits
Ultron: aaand their gone
we have the qwin je....
Ultron: and it's gone!!!!! it's pointless in fighting me please step aside
Once showing why HISHE makes better climaxes
Do you know what is the song playing in the ending?
+Duka not a clue
But they still have BATMAN!!!
+strellasmith777 Ultron: aaand he's gone
this is the strongest version of batman, and one of the best superman is HISHE's superman too.
Batman always has writers that protect him no matter what
So when is this meteor supposed to get
Oh, in some time about now
-----ahhh WAIT what!!!!!
LmaO
"Its because I'm - "
On the point 👌🏽
i just love it when they make them look like the actual characters/actors
eh... the movie never specifically said he controlled the internet. Just that he escaped through it
plontulublalulu I know right.
Ya that's electron's job
Ya that's electro's job
plontulublalulu The internet doesn't even control air planes. There's no reason it would control the quin jet, or ironman or war machine's suits.
mikezeitgeist2 Ultron, with his abilities could probably hack his way into the airplane and shut off the engines, same with the quinjet. And the Iron Man suits can be controlled by Jarvis, which Ultron can override.
*SPOILER* You know...why didn't Ultron take over technology like that in the movie anyway? I honestly didn't feel like he was a threat, he even says 'people always create the thing that destroys them' and he did the SAME THING!
I don't know, maybe Jarvis had something to do with it, or Ultron just didn't think about it for some odd reason.
ComputerD10 Or the writers got lazy. Whatever the reason Ultron should have been more like Loki. The adopted son of a king who thought he knew what the world needed.
Because Ultron's original goal was peace...but what thought was peace, everyone else thought it was destruction
bigsmilie07 ^hush. No one likes to hear the truth. Everyone believes that Marvel films are the peak of everything. They don't have flaws, they're perfect. The plot is so creative and the characters are "relatable"
In all honesty though. All Marvel films has been suffering in the "plot" department and Villain department. Watching AOU was like watching a rerun of the first Avenger film. They've been recycling plotpoints that it's not even funny.
Cloud Sin Yeah, I enjoy the Marvel films but they do suffer from a lack of compelling central conflict. In Ultron the biggest threat comes from the Avengers' inability to worth together, not from the villain itself.
This could easily be canon, due to the new What If show.
This film is literally still in the theaters guys.
Jenifer Joseph Yeah......and?
NerdStoryteller Oh I'm not upset just figured I should point that out- it's the first one they've done that quick.
Jenifer Joseph
Probably because they've had months to work on it. After all, the first trailers came out in what...October?
NerdStoryteller November.
They've done a few others pretty quickly, I think Hobbit 2 HISHE was made while it was still in theaters, but in their defense, the film has been out for weeks now and most Marvel fans have seen it already. Keyword: Most
Don't blame Tony. It's my fault.
Hank Pym stop trying to be relevant ant-man, it's not.gonna.happen
Ant you suck and you all ways will
Hank Pym aren't you late for your court ordered anger management class?
Hank Pym You time is coming.
Hank Pym Shut up Pym. Scott Lang's always been the better Ant Man than you.
If it were based on the comic book, that's how it should have STARTED...
clol159 that's ultron for you
The Avengers will return in Age of Ultron HISHE Part 2
That’s crack me up
It's not age of ultron it's week of ultron according to hishe age of ultron part 2
Shoulda installed MalwareBytes and not the sh*tty Norton.
mega sean Never surf the internet without it.
mega sean I assume you mean Edward Norton.
Adam Hicks No, he was outdated in 2008, but I hear Ruffalo Antivirus worked well against Ultron.
Zachary Tan"Running full _Hlk_Smsh_ Scan now"
Confirm.
Heroes: Marvel
Villains: DC
Movies: Marvel
Live-Action TV shows: DC
Animated TV shows: DC
Individual Storylines: DC
Events/Crossovers: Marvel
Villain Costumes: Marvel
Heroes Costumes:DC
Parent Company: Marvel
Video Games: DC
Stand-alone Comics: Marvel
Powers: DC
Fan Rage awesome
Sure But Live Action Shows Like Daredevil Are Alot Better Than DC
Fan Rage
marvel movies are not that great, but at least they are just stupid and not insulting like man of steel...
DC is really putting the nail on the coffin there.
You said DC hero costumes twice. And personally, I think Marvel costumes are miles better than DC costumes.
Fan Rage Actually thanks to Nicola Tesla:
Power:AC
This was awesome by itself and knowing there is a Part 2 is even more awesome. :)
That movie wasn't the "Age of Ultron", It was more like: " The Weekend of Ultron".
Or the Minor Set Back Of Ultron😂
More like 2 days of Ultron.
Days of Ultron
Obviously Batman knew about this and built his chair with a powerful force field.
1:37
Wilhelm Goat scream!
Dryued nope
JOnhatan mizmarra
instantbutton.me/buttons/goat_scream_20130723143432.html
I rest my case.
How it shouldn've been is that at 00:50 when Black was trying to calm Bruce/Hulk down, he shouldn've said, "YOU'RE NOT BETTY!!" Then ran away.
0:56!
I laughed way too hard when joker said "wait, what?"
*This is how Avengers: Age of Ultron should've ended:*
*Janet Van Dyne: "Hank! Wake up! You're having a nightmare!"*
*Hank Pym: "Jan.... I just had the worst dream. Someone made a movie about the Avengers, but they cut both of us out of the team and made Tony Stark Ultron's creator."*
*Janet Van Dyne: "It was only a dream, Hank. What moron would make an Avengers movie and leave us out of it, anyway? And Tony making Ultron? Yeah, what a joke."*
That would've been one hell of an after-credit bumper. But wait, that should be the way the Ant-Man movie ends.
sfighter00 Good point. lol
you watch hishe to
add part two
Jeelani Sarr I haven't posted on part two yet. lol
What's captain americas shield made of? Vibranium.
What's Hawkeye s shield made of?
Quicksilver
Hehe...
bolrath hiddenhammer i don't get it is there a jk
bolrath hiddenhammer I-I didn't get it...
Yroxcruk666 Have you seen the movie?
Too soon. Way too soon
This is by far the best HISHE! This is one way I would actually like to see this movie end, or at least have some kind of part involving it. I mean seriously! Why didn't Ultron just cause a bunch of satellites to fall out of orbit. That could have actually been cool.
RaySchrantz that wouldn't really do anything, it actually be worse for _him_
Because he's essentially an evil Tony stark if Tony Stark had absolutely zero morality and all of his arrogance, assholishness, regret, and egomaniacal tendencies were multiplied by 100. Ultron wanted a spectacle, not minor inconveniences
RaySchrantz You can't just make a satellite fall out of orbit.
RaySchrantz Basically, because Jarvis would not have let him... Just like he did when Ultron went after the nuke codes... Ultron tried to wreck more havoc, but Jarvis was there every single time to stop him, so he had to improvise out of desperation and frustration.
RaySchrantz Because that would be too dark and too gritty for a mcu movie ://
The "Because I'm Batman!" parts are so funny that I rewatch the old videos just for that.