Disney's Overpriced Star Wars Hotel is a TOTAL DISASTER, Galactic Starcruiser Exposed!
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
- When news broke of the Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser hotel experience, Star Wars fans were naturally skeptical. $6000 for two nights on a freighter? Well that had better include a functioning lightsaber and a real wookie for me to take home with me! However the reality is worse than we could have ever imagined, as seen in this special trailer for the new luxury experience. I hope you like TWILEK SINGERS.
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Mark Zuckerberg there in the plastic fake Star Wars ship 😂🙂🙂
@5:08 They should’ve got the granny w Werther’s candies in her pouch to check it out, or Harrison Ford but while he is high AF
These sorts of videos are exactly why RUclips removed dislikes: to protect tone-deaf, greedy, or abusive corporate/gov/media interests from receiving the blowback they deserve so that normies will be nonethewiser.
"Number One: In 1945, corporations paid 50% of federal taxes; now they pay about 5%. Number Two: In 1900, 90% of Americans were self employed; now it's about 2%... It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time."
It's funny to me how much money these companies spend on user surveys, market research, etc. only to then try to censor the most direct avenues of customer feedback because it might hurt their feelings.
I know how to get them back
@@Ravarnit the country is devolving under the guide of technological progress. I fear for what my life will be like by 2040 and onwards...
Too bad for them people have already created plugins to bring the dislike bar back.
Imagine spending 20% of your after tax household income on a two day vacation. Disney more and more resembles a type of bizarre corporate cult.
I make 40k a year so that's probably an apt estimate for me. There is absolutely no scenario I can think of that would make me want to do this outside of winning the lottery.
You better off spending that on shit you can do with your family or something this is more of a waste of Money than using your paycheck as toilet paper
6k is more than I pay a year on my rent ($1100/m between 3 people)
Let's see... 2 years ago I had an income of around £17k ($22.4k) £5k for rent. £3k for taxes. £2.5k on bills at least. Food was around £4k... £400 on travel expenses... So my take-home was around £2k. So yeah this was more than my take home... I was working full time. Waking up at 4am and coming home at around 8pm. Wasn't a great time.
I now have more freedom, more money, and a better schedule. I could potentially afford this $6k rather easily but I have such a value of that money that I wouldn't spend that even if this was the best experience of my life :|
This is almost 5 mortgage payments. Hard pass.
I am sincerely starting to believe that Disney is in trouble financially
Hey a verified person
Buy the dip 😁
multiple cruise ships under construction, 1 billion dollar for SW land, on both coasts, parking garages, new bus lanes, hotel renovations, new hotels, Tron, Ratatouie, Guardians rides,the redo of Epcot's entrance, bought Fox movies...shall I continue? ALL of these were online when the coof hit and the parks, (their biggest revenue stream) were shuttered for monthsssss. they are and have been in trouble, for a while.
Even before Covid, there were signs of Disney being in money trouble. It's kinda scary tbh. If Disney can't even stay afloat, then who knows that the future holds for all of us 🥺
Lol
The Star Wars hotel feels like a Scientology center with all the pre-rendered video, and the song feels like propaganda
Welcome to the new world…. Order ;-)
It reminded me more of the 5th element than SW.
Ex-act-ly!!!!
Don't forget with L Wrong Hubbard's quotes everywhere.
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Please make a video about the new resident evil movie
What the Hell is a commercial for if not to be redistributed?
@@Vaultboy101 When they get embarrassed by it across social media.
They pulled it from their own channels and Twitter, so now I guess it's no longer an official release. Other You Tube channels had to archive it.
Supposedly, there have already been reservations cancelled partially because of this advertisement.
I was considering taking my family to this new spaceship hotel until I saw this horrific trailer. This is #NotMyStarWars
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$6k - Two nights in a halfbaked theme-park or a full week in Vegas at the Bellagio with pocket money to spare for top-notch dining and shows every evening.
I don't even like Vegas and it's clearly the better choice.
FACTS.
Right? The quality here is so damn low it's insane...
What, who wouldn't pay two months of salary to spend two days looking at a place decorated with useless plastic things and blinking LEDs, and then get to watch a third rate cosplayer in a garbage bag?
Be an adult. Vegas all the way!
I live in vegas and dont like it
Something involving Disney Star Wars is a disaster? I’m shocked!
🤣
Look mom, I'm over acting.
Shocked!!! Well, maybe not that shocked.
Tbh, I'm really shocked. Again! 🤣
No way! 🤯
Anything Star Wars is soul-less. As long as Kennedy and her "story group" are there, it will be awful, tasteless and with zero creativity.
Yes. Even mandalorian.
Mandalorian episodes 7, 8, and 16 are the only decent ones.
Yeah mando is overrated as fuck
I believe darth Kk didnt have anything to do with the Mandalorian but sure. I thought the Mandalorian was awesome but everything else is utter cheese when it comes to disney
This feels like those promotional videos about Disney World that they use to show on ABC back in the 90s.
How has their production quality not improved in 25 years?
well said. So much money and so little awareness or taste.
Right! When Michael Eisner would talk to mickey mouse and mickey would nod.
Add this one to the list of Disney’s crimes against Star Wars.
Man that list is long smh
And crimes against logic.
And I thought the Republic from the Clone wars Commited War crimes.
And crimes against hard working paying customers.
The concept, when I first heard about it, sounded awesome. I fully expected it to be way too expensive. What I didn't expect was for it to ABSOLUTELY SUCK. If that's all they got, it's not even close to being worth it.
Really, you didn't expect this to suck. Disney basically fails every time they make anything Star Wars related.
How would you know it sucks? We haven't even seen a fraction of the experience.
@@alexvjuz882 What they have shown so far isnt promising, and even then it'll take a HELL of a lot more to justify that pricing
@@kingmunzz2316 Whether it is promising or not is only an opinion. Of course it would take more to justify the pricing, you nearly reiterated what I said, just with a different acuity of specificity.
They need to do it like a 2 day larp where they pick a class alien race qnd character background, get to wear a costume they provide, and interact with staff playing as other characters. Thats what I thought it was going to be for the price. Hey Ann morrow, Disney should hire me in your place, you guys didn't come up with that!
For 6000 dollars you could sign up your whole family to take fencing lessons and then pretend you're using lightsabers, take a crash course in operating electrical equipment, and then go to a concert. If you were thrifty enough, you might even have some money left.
Holy shit you could probably do this yourself for cheaper. Man Disney has some very dumb execs that okayed this.
or have sex with like 100 skanky hookers lol
4 concert tickets, plus parking and food and drinks is like $400 max, 3 fencing lessons for 4 people at $50 a lesson is only $600, pay an electrician $500 to teach you guys about it for a day and all the while stay at a 4 star hotel, 2 rooms for 2 nights at $350 a night that’s $1400. so in all you spent 2900 and that’s at the absolute most and you had wayyyy more fun and you can buy $1000 worth of star wars toys and books and movies and the kids will be ecstatic!
Two videos in one day. This must be Christmas
Right!?
What outstanding acting and dialogue! So realistic. I love activities, oh my gosh!
There's so much room for it!
I, too, enjoy activities that are fun to do on here.
I know Right!? The Rooms Are so big! The food Is Luxurious! The Activities Are Realistic! I LOVE THE STARCRUSIER!!!!!!!!!!
I would love to watch someone try to explain why they think spending $6000 for this is worth it. This experience will close down after 12 months unless they get more realistic with their pricing. I think Disney have misjudged their demo here. They should have built this experience with middle class families in mind. I could be wrong but I think there is only a small pool of rich people who will give enough of a shit about Star Wars to actually want to spend two nights at this thing.
Unless they live in So. Cal. they are going to spend a couple grand more just to get there. As long as they are in LA they will spend a week or so touring California. Probably a 10 grand vacation.
I know right I'm not saying up 6 grand for this, thats a waste of money. I had surgery this year when my appendix ruptured that turned out to cost 6 grand after insurance ran the gauntlet. And that surgery saved my life! 6 grand well spent
@@aliensoup2420 probably more than 10 grand, if 6 grand is tied up solely in 2 nights of this Star wars garbage.
It's clearly built by people who don't understand Star Wars and it's fans.
$6,000 a stay and you're not even allowed to Cosplay your own character.
Maybe cause fans can build better costumes and props than anything I've seen in that video.
"A pop star known throughout the galaxy"
Is the WRONG thing to say when you're trying to win over starwars fans. Pop star and starwars should not be in the same sentence.
The fact that she said,”I’m most excited about this POPSTAR!”
Kinda made me cringe and laugh simultaneously
She’s the queen of space-pop.
I had the same thought.
I cannot stop laughing "then gets shot in the head by Greedo." Disney...just damn.
Hahaha
You know they have to show it empty because there is no way you will get near controls or in the bar without lines and people standing right there saying ok you pretended long enough, someone elses turn
The most cringy thing in this was Vito excessively rewinding the crapola vid. I kept screaming "NO!!!! JUST LET IT GET TO THE END!!! PLEASE! LET. IT. END." 😁 The joy of it, Vito, is there is more footage from the Industry Day (?) that showed the Lightsaber Training. Yeah, it is beams of light that interact with a cheapo lightsaber (yeah, no touchie the real cool one from earlier vids). And, like the parks, the 6,000 (almost 10,000 if you are a couple with two kids) just gets you in the gate. I am sure some meals and drinks are included, but anything else is going to be extra. Another beauty is they call it a two night three day interactive experience when in reality it is a 44 hour 'adventure' that has to also include some sleep time. You are going to average spending $136.00 an hour to sleep during your stay. No thanks.
Seems like Disney wants to just treat Star Wars as their Generic Space setting. Star Wars takes place in space, I guess, but it's more of a fantasy world that's just spread among multiple planets, and it's only Star Wars because of its operatic themes. If it's just space then it misses the point of being Star Wars. Plus, the Star Wars aesthetic is meant to be lived in and often grungy, not clean and sleek like Star Trek or Mass Effect. A lot of that grunginess is communicated by weird alien creatures and exotic environments, but instead Disney focused on boring old scifi computers, and singing?
I agree on the sleek and clean of Star Trek (somewhat... colonies were never shown to be absolutely perfect but yeah) but not so much Mass Effect. We do see there's a lot of grunge and dirt in Mass Effect but we really only see it from the upper Echelons' perspective most of the time.
But hey. At least Mass Effect is still in a better place than Star Wars and Trek... Even with the disastrous ME3 fucking up everything.
Haha this is cringe at the highest level… what happened to Star Wars?!?
I would not pay $500 for this, let alone $6000 lol
*Disney happened.*
Totally called this outcome when it was announced to be built.
You could feel the desperation to ignore the already bad reality of the franchise being in a downward turn by the time Last Jedi was happening. The finale just made it worse. Disney knows Jack shit about Star Wars! Let it die at this point!
*Beware the Dork Side of the Force*
I love that Disney drops this very expensive Star Wars “experience” right when covid and other factors, have caused inflation the likes of which we haven’t seen in quite a number of years. Disney proves day after day, just how our of touch they are to what’s going on in the world and only concerns itself with the prospect of getting money from the wealthy upper class. I’m curious if they will even bother having special reduced price passes during certain days of the year, or if they think they shouldn’t even bother? Is this the way they offset the Disney plus fiasco for the investors? As the opening gets closer, I can’t wait for the flood of “what the hell am I paying for” vids that will spread across RUclips.
All that to say…can’t wait to go. 🤣
That was a joke.
Even then this has all the quality of a high school musical which you pay 20 bucks or less to see your kid perform in.....not something to actually cater to the wealthy....
This also brings up another issue. Most of Disney’s movies as of late have had budgets of 100+ million dollars but they feel so incredibly cheap, they may as well be TV movies at times.
To be fair, they've been working on this for like 5 years. Covid really fucked with their plans.
Reminds me of the lawyer genero from Jurassic Park saying they'd have a coupon day or something when Hammond said the park wouldn't cater just to the very rich
Their marketing department thought this was a good idea? It's like cheap knockoffs but priced for upper middle class and wealthier....
The loss of the like to dislike ratio really does feel like the end of an era. Bet we woulda got a nice big old red lightsabre right below this piece of crap.
They gotta bring it back, we need to stop accepting it like it's not easily reversible.
They removed it to protect big companies and politicians
I haven't watched it yet. why would people dislike him pointing out the house of mouse's greed?
@@Spumoon no, dislike the original video from Disney (which they already took down people hated it so much)
Low key, there are extensions on various servers that allow you to see the dislike ratio.
Me: So what kind of activities are offered?
Disney: Activities, yes we have those.
So they've gone from outright disdain for their fans to actual robbery
I knew they were trolling the fans since TFA.
and the stock holders.
I'd need a LOT of free drinks to get through this starcringey experience
Doubt the booze would be free. There's A LOT of money in booze sales when you have a captive comsumer. Think sports events
@@colinrussell2017 fuck sakes I’ll need a lot 😂
Sorry, only the soda is free! Count on another 1K for beverages to get thorough this 😆 🤣
Hopefully the water is free too! And if you have to pay for booze, there better not be any rules about bringing your own
You'll have to channel your inner Han Solo and smuggle it in. I saw one review that had some alcohol drinks at about $20 each.
If you read the fine print, Disney is begging us to help pay off their $4billion debt to George Lucas.
Man the Twi'lek singer sequence bit of the hotel ad shows how low Star Wars has sunk. It's ripping off other Sci-Fi franchises. The whole alien lady singer on a glamorous cruise ship = stolen from _The 5th Element_ . The Song itself sound like a version of "Welcome to the new age" which is the intro music to the Sci-Fi Show _Defiance_ .
And that scifi show had way better production quality. I'm honestly baffled by who this is supposed to be marketed towards. Star wars fans had exponentially better production quality in the new movies (storyline sucked but it looked great). Wealthy people definitely want way more quality. And people who are used to this level can't afford 6k vacations for 2 nights.
Star Wars is a vast galaxy filled with trillions and trillions of planets, alongside a greater exponential amount of people and organizations. I wouldn't even consider it a rip-off, the chance of a cruiser not having a singer would be far less than if it did have one.
Yeah it feels nothing like Star Wars
When I first heard about the theme park and such, I thought it was gonna be Vader and classic stormtroopers. No desire to spend an overpriced weekend with a sequel trilogy I didn't even like.
Disney has literally not acknowledged that the prequels exist whatsoever in the last six years apart from when they had no money and was forced to make the kenobi series, which I’m already sure will suck, let alone did they have any care for what came before in general as demonstrated in the last Jedi. People need to let this brand die already. Star Wars is NEVER coming back, Rogue One is the definitive ending to the series.
This is exactly how I felt while watching The Last Jedi. I turned to my wife and loudly asked "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"
I don't know what's more hilarious, your terrible singing or how close it was to the movie.
I was laughing so hard it hurt more than the sequel trilogy.
Lol
"Welcome to the new world!"
_A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away..._
"... there was a movie series that wasn't murdered and left to die in a dark alleyway by a certain mouse (or rat rather)"
@@PerfectZeroMusic_ good one
Last Jedi has a unnecessary 15 min anti capitalism rant in a casino.
Then charge 6k to put you in the same universe....skip!
“We can have a coupon day or something.”
-Donald Gennaro
Visiting this ‘hotel’ where you get to witness a modern day reenactment of the Star Wars Holiday Special … seems kinda cringe. I can only imagine all the immersion breaking things that will happen “I’m sorry sir but you need to wear your mask!” … “BUCKLE UP LADY I’M TAKING US TO HYPER SPAAAAAAAAAACE!” …………. “That’s nice sir now please wear your mask or I’ll have to call security!”
It's basically "consOOM product and get excited for next products" as a theme park.
Loyalty to Disney. Loyalty to the brand. Loyalty is salvation. Loyalty is life.
Some years ago I was contracted by a company that created movie franchise connected rides. Tomb Raider the ride, The Mummy ride, Pokémon island the maze and so on... We were given many of the original blue prints for the sets used on the movies and we recreated them so if you entered the ride it really felt you were inside those movies... It was great fun creating an all submersive experience. None of that is shown on this promo video... What the heck is with that non Star Wars music spot? Who is she and why is she singing about change?
It doesn't look like star wars!
@@vitoat this stage they could not even bring Geo to pilot that star cruiser vessel!
I think they need to go back and actually talk to Dave Filoni and get some directions from someone who actually cares about Star Wars (he "is" still employed by Lucasfilm, right?)
Spot on.
When Jedi Rocks is a better Star Wars song than what's in this trailer, you know you've messed up.
(Jedi Rocks is kind of a guilty pleasure to me though).
I might shell out the cash if Vito would be there to help sing this as a duet.
"I'm Han Solo" from Star Wars Just Dance is a better song than this. . .
@@justnoel4088 Im Han Solo is godlike
Really, out of the entirety of SW Kinect, Galactic Danceoff was the only thing that was done with love
This video reminds me of that Robot Chicken sketch, the "Star Trek Experience." The guy in that sketch was pissed that the experience cost like $42. That seems like a more appropriate price for Disney's "experience" based on their promo video.
Yeah, we'll be at 10% inflation by the time this shitshow is ready for guests but $6000 for a family of 4 to spend on a 2-day vacation is totally sensible to a bunch of corporate clowns who have never had to budget in their lives.
Completely out of touch.
Vito's videos roasting the money grubbing abomination that Star Wars has become is infinitely more entertaining than anything Disney is doing with the franchise.
Btw Vito, there is a Chrome extension to add the dislike count back to RUclips videos.
Honestly, I think I would pay extra to not have that woman sing at me.
You nailed it right on the head brother! Ever since Disney took over Star Wars they seem to regard Star Wars Fans as their Private ATM. Fandom doesn’t work like that. What Disney has to learn is that just because you label “Star Wars” on something doesn’t mean fans are gonna hand over their hard earned cash. I am a Star Trek fan and I saw first hand what happened to The Hilton’s Star Trek Experience. IMHO Disney is gonna lose major cash on this venture after all the Newness and Hype over this dies down. Your sense of humor shines thru in your video and helps makes it entirely enjoyable!
Haha thanks
you can go on a cruse for 12 nights for like 600$.... With all you can eat all the time, entertainment and you can see cool places, while living in a similar cabin.
For this amount of money it needs to be like total recall where you can choose your adventure, like be a inquisitor hunting Jedi or a Sith or a Jedi. Not this sequel trilogy crap
The reason it's 6grand a night is that they know some idiots will still pony up even after what the Mouse did to their favourite franchise. Disney has been blatantly milking the IP since they got their little paws on it, so I'm not surprised one bit.
Sure, you can argue that the dismal failure of galaxy's edge might have been a reason to reassess the idea that anything with the Star Wars logo on it would just print money, but when in recent years has Disney shown itself to be agile and change course when something isn't working?
Star Wars Legends basically doesn't exist and (old + new) EU fans are ignored and left to pray that Canon material using old EU content isn't butchered or watered down. But that's exactly what's been happening since the mouse claimed the franchise. They deadass stared the entire Legends timeline in the face and Thanos'd it's ass for the bland and no-direction-havin Canon we're stuck with now. They've invested too much into Canon to ever think about tossing it aside. And they'll NEVER backtrack to Legends and give it the respect it deserves. Doing both or one of these actions would absolutely wreck their company image and fragile groupthink ego's. Lucasfilm will also get wringed dry by scrutiny because it, at the end of the day, makes the new stories we're given. They ain't been the same since 2014 bruh. And I think we all know why...
@@blackshogun272 Even when someone I don't like does something that seemingly makes no sense, I try to find some sort of reasoning that would justify the actions taken from the perspective of that person. With the scrapping of Legends, the only rationale that comes to mind is not having to pay Lucas any licensing fees and perhaps the flimsy argument that it'd give them more creative freedom.
In light of KK later complaining about a supposed lack of source material to work from, it really does just seem to be a matter of hubris, shortsightedness and stupidity.
Worry about actually making money first before you worry about George's royalty checks.
The hyper-space lever would only be impressive if, upon pulling it all the way down, the screen goes to plaid 😸
(if that reference doesn't make sense, then you need to see "Spaceballs" -- and you will be glad you did)
What is the matter Colonel budget cut? Penny pincher?.
Ludicrous Speed GO!
This makes my heart swell with joy... that Disney will soon be gone forever as it deserves
“Oh, I’m just too excited!!” Jesus Christ.....
Imagine the Star Wars experience you could get with $5,995 dollars worth of LSD and a $4 plastic lightsaber from WalMart
Makes me long for the days of the Las Vegas Hilton Star Trek Experience. THAT was created for real fans of the franchise. Paramount completely aced that experience! They actually had a clue about Star Trek cannon and knew what the fans wanted. Disney could take a lesson from these guys on how to get things right. It's a shame that hotel experience isn't there anymore. I can't figure out why they ever got rid of it.
If I had 6 thousand dollars just to throw away I would rather spend it on having a private dinner with Scarlett Johansson than on that cheesy Sci Fi Hotel
youd alot more money to even have a chance with her
sorry
Lack of dislikes makes me confused when I try to find working tutorials. You can't tell now if it's gonna work unless you read throw many comments and you still not sure cause they can just remove negative ones.
It doesn't even fit the star wars theme
Like come on I wanna see the jazz whalers, the alien performers from solo, the funky dudes from Jabba's palace. Not another generic twilek with another generic song
*Jizz-Wailers
@@Unobroshe is right that is what it’s called in universe
@@tnt_rebel2796 yeah its called The Jizz Wailers not jazz whalers.
God I’m so happy to say I’ll never spend a single cent on this garbage. Disney is STILL killing the franchise. Mando and Kenobi may be the last hope for this truly awful franchise. I miss you Lucas, I miss you.
For $6000 you could get a well made Twi'lek cosplay, and hire someone for naughty roleplay.
The whole time you're there with your kids you're just gonna be sweating hoping to god it's gonna be worth what you paid
For 6000 dollars I would want ALL the help to be storm troopers and ALWAYS be in character (like even when guests aren't around they need to banter like storm troopers I would want ACTUAL little people to be dressed as convincing ewoks and be the bell hops basically for that amount and only 2 nights I would want this to feel like the most convincing larp!
They could have bartenders in droid costumes, with mics in the helmet so that they can talk to eachother but what we hear is just robotic gibberish. Things like that would make it feel so much more real. Unfortunately Disney Star Wars is full of English speaking aliens, with no effort put in to make it feel like a real foreign place
Maybe the staff dressed as Ewoks will work for 1/2 pay. Ba Dum Tss
The whole thing is so boring that Sean Giambrone - the actor they paid to be excited - (and who got rejected from Kamala Harris' Science Trek) bailed on the tour he's supposed to take in order to hit the bar early. That's their vision for what they want us to do.
"CUT!"
*Lights up cigarette* "God, I went to Julliard. Where the fuck did it all go wrong...?"
That looked uncomfortably like the casino from episode 8
""we gotta sell em on this 6000 dollar weekend . what are your ideas""
disney:
Nobody talks about the most ridiculous part of this commercial, when at 11:18 this guy walks through a door, and then acts totally surprised that it took him into a room. Like... that's how doors work, buddy.
"Let's get you in your launch pod and back to your home planet."
Yes, please, get me the hell out of here!
"You've just met Gaia" Well, no, he didn't. He sat at the bar and watched her sing, he didn't go and meet her. Also, was the woman continuing with the tour by herself without realizing it for so long?
I wouldnt go there anyway because its way too expensive, so I really dont care how bad the experience is.
I could not enjoy being constantly reminded of how the new films kicked me in the nuts. $6,000 of cocaine could not get me as excited as that actor for that.
It would not surprise me in the least that this is now on a 6 year waiting list already
You get to twist knobs and push blinking buttons that do nothing. "Occasionally" pull a lever to go to hyperspace. The lever probably only works a couple times per hour.
As well the Sequel Trilogy, this Hotel was made by people who never watched a single Star Wars movie before.
"I understand that there are certain Star Wars experiences that are only for rich people" ....like going to space
For 6 grand you could stay at the contemporary, go to all four parks, and use the 100$ per hour guide that lets you skip lines, AND still save like 1 or 2 grand.
Why do I feel like watching this video is more fun than anything I could do at Disney's Star Wars hotel. Top notch as always Vito, you had me laughing from start to finish. The Goldberg's kid deserves an Emmy for trying to sell the shit out of that piss-filled dumpster ride.
If I'm going on Holiday the last thing I wan't to be doing is pretending to be in a fictional world the whole time. It would be fun for maybe an hour but I can imagine it getting old pretty fast. Honestly, it's just glorified LARPing.
It'd be awesome if you had a sea cow alien you can squeeze milk out of
- Disney before buying star wars
I can’t wait for your first album, “Vito sings Star Wars,”
Part of the agreement before entering Disney location is you must denounce how funny Dave Chappelle is...
Okay I’m going to be really honest with everyone. If Disney switches out the dinner musical number to a cover of Jedi Rocks, I’ll pay the $6,000 and even go by myself just to laugh at everything and embrace the nonsense. 🐾
Not gonna lie, more than twice I've gotten drunk and just brought up the Return of Jedi song and just try to sing it from memory
The kid experienced a woman singing in a room and it blew his mind. lol
Whoever designed this has no idea what Star Wars is.
It's like they described Star Wars to someone who has only ever watched Syfy originals, and told them to make a hotel put of it.
That's basically what happened with the Sequels. Made by people who don't know or care about the saga.
Stop questioning consumer. Just consume products and get excited for new products.
I like how the experience is constantly telling the people it’s an experience instead of just treating it like a Star Wars world. Like the song is literally telling you it’s an experience
They forgot to show the part of the attraction where you get beaten up and robbed by a stowaway, and when you regain consciousness, it’s time to leave. GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!
For 6 grand I expect Biance dressed as a Twilek...
Wow, Red Dwarf is back? That budget comedy series from the 90s? They certainly got the visuals down perfectly,.
Oh wait, that sign says this is supposed to be Star Wars.
How many lines of snow white did that kid do before they shot that video? Geez!
Looks like Playskool made that bridge
Universal Orlando is kicking their ass
Will they have a Rose Tico that tasers customers from escaping the nightmare hotel?
Looks more like a Battlestar Galactica hotel than a Star Wars hotel.
It seems the more they go out of their way putting nornie women's hands on these products, the more irredeemable said products become
Vito’s imitation of all the singing was great. 😂
This is just bad enough that Walt Disney himself may RISE FROM HIS GRAVE!
Two videos? Busy bee Vito.
Anyway, if you do this, do it right. Have some people that have build actual Star Wars sets build an actual space ship from the universe and turn that into a hotel. It would’ve been way cooler and maybe actually worth the money.
We need a Masters of the Universe hotel. That would he a lot better than Galactic Starscammer!
You'd think for how expensive it is, Disney would at least spring for an all metal bridge interior... or actual Star Wars theming.