UNO MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  3 года назад +873

    *NSFW*
    Greg reddit post: www.reddit.com/r/Bokoen1/comments/q57ial/greg_post_uno_game/

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 3 года назад +2001

    "I can't right now, it's a long story guys"
    - Archduke Greg Ferdinand, after getting shot

    • @AGuy100
      @AGuy100 3 года назад +263

      Didn't hurt tbh

    • @jurjen8703
      @jurjen8703 3 года назад +61

      @@AGuy100 kinda based

    • @dY5FUNCT10N4L
      @dY5FUNCT10N4L 3 года назад +25

      @@AGuy100 you machine

    • @nacl1957
      @nacl1957 3 года назад +24

      @@AGuy100 Absolute unit

    • @liamsch5690
      @liamsch5690 3 года назад +9

      @@AGuy100 bruh how did it come about?

  • @glasspug
    @glasspug 3 года назад +1540

    No wonder Greg was having such a hard time with colours & numbers considering how much blood he was losing.

    • @pcslug3122
      @pcslug3122 3 года назад +2

      Holy hell.

    • @godsao
      @godsao 3 года назад +17

      its a big wound

  • @ProfDrake
    @ProfDrake 3 года назад +1029

    Greg keeping the afk streak going by literally fucking dying on stream

  • @ChazzenHD
    @ChazzenHD 3 года назад +1101

    Greg is a literal G for staying as calm as he was.

    • @cathalnolan8007
      @cathalnolan8007 3 года назад +111

      Yeah man saw the fucking state of his leg on the reddit that shit was gnarly

    • @360H3ADSHOT
      @360H3ADSHOT 3 года назад

      @@cathalnolan8007 which sub

    • @franciscodecarvalho2366
      @franciscodecarvalho2366 3 года назад +3

      @@360H3ADSHOT the post is a pinned comment on this video

    • @receivedbeans8555
      @receivedbeans8555 3 года назад +8

      The adrenaline tends to numb the pain. I remember a few years ago I put an axe in my leg and it barely even hurt. I have a low pain tolerance too.

  • @wackypacky6917
    @wackypacky6917 3 года назад +780

    Not gonna lie, Bo’s gang is the only group of people I know that can grievously injure themselves in a game of Uno

    • @EslayerTM
      @EslayerTM 3 года назад +20

      it takes talent.... a very weird talent.

    • @burgherwithfrenchspies
      @burgherwithfrenchspies 3 года назад +9

      Don’t forgot Markiplier, Bob, and Wade when Wade broke his hand during an Uno match

    • @CiaranW2003
      @CiaranW2003 3 года назад

      @@burgherwithfrenchspies I'd like to watch that just to see the reactions everyone had

    • @burgherwithfrenchspies
      @burgherwithfrenchspies 3 года назад +3

      @@CiaranW2003 Ok, nvm, it was actually a dislocation. But still, hilarious none the less.
      ruclips.net/video/moevtc8GAC4/видео.html

  • @thatponybro6940
    @thatponybro6940 3 года назад +728

    Greg: *hurts himself on accident*
    Also Greg: *"Gotta get that mid roll"*

  • @SpartanUMADBRO
    @SpartanUMADBRO 3 года назад +807

    RIP Greg for losing so much blood he couldn’t see colors or count numbers

  • @andenfighter0078
    @andenfighter0078 3 года назад +297

    "I can't right now" -literally cleanly cut his leg in 2 parts leaving a 3 centimeter gap inbetween them, almost bleeding out in the process

  • @TheCatpirate
    @TheCatpirate 3 года назад +351

    That moment when you can micro hundreds of divisions in Hoi4, but can't manage a simple card game.

    • @CiaranW2003
      @CiaranW2003 3 года назад

      Card games are probably harder

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 2 года назад +11

      To be fair to Greg, he was actually bleeding to death during this game.

  • @theunforgiven9386
    @theunforgiven9386 3 года назад +427

    You guys just don't understand Swimmy's Realpolitik of Uno

    • @vincentfegley6068
      @vincentfegley6068 3 года назад +16

      He's the kingmaker

    • @kennethmoses4900
      @kennethmoses4900 3 года назад +21

      The grey eminence

    • @rokmun680
      @rokmun680 3 года назад +17

      @@kennethmoses4900 More like inbred eminence

    • @thecanadiankiwibirb4512
      @thecanadiankiwibirb4512 3 года назад +16

      And yes, I do have a swimmy tattoo
      And no, you can't see it, it's for the ladies eyes only

  • @onmegafan
    @onmegafan 3 года назад +186

    Tonight on bottom gear: Greg gets injured and got picked up by an ambulance, Swimmy had some 5d chess moves and i get trolled in uno

  • @AbsentIntelligence
    @AbsentIntelligence 3 года назад +104

    "My goal is for everybody to win but Bo."
    Swigma Male Strats #145- Make sure the pisser gets pissed on

  • @jamesmacleod5296
    @jamesmacleod5296 3 года назад +76

    Poor Greg thankful the cocter could help

  • @ver4635
    @ver4635 3 года назад +196

    I would legit watch you and friends watch paint dry at this point because you all are entertaining as always

  • @SgtFlynn-ve7zn
    @SgtFlynn-ve7zn 3 года назад +138

    Greg getting injuried in UNO was not the story arc I expected in the Bokoen1 cinematic universe

  • @FumoPliskin
    @FumoPliskin 3 года назад +80

    I just saw the before and after photos holy fuck. Glad that Greg is alright, dude sounded so calm too, dude took it like a champ. Hope the best for him and a speedy recovery!

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 3 года назад +66

    Everyone: is playing Uno
    Greg: “Of fuck I dropped my twelve steak knives”

  • @tomm9963
    @tomm9963 3 года назад +49

    Greg got rolled call a coctor

  • @lennonator5113
    @lennonator5113 3 года назад +138

    you were all playing uno whilst greg was playing duo tbh

    • @lennonator5113
      @lennonator5113 3 года назад +7

      based gregican moment

    • @eeblan6504
      @eeblan6504 3 года назад +15

      @@lennonator5113 did you forget to switch accounts?

  • @zacharyhereygers7087
    @zacharyhereygers7087 3 года назад +160

    Jesus Christ Bo, this is cursed content

  • @kategrant2728
    @kategrant2728 3 года назад +27

    What kind of Perverse Genius does Swimmy have to pull off ‘me no make allies, me go alone’ in Uno?

  • @homppo2508
    @homppo2508 3 года назад +33

    swimmy handing out wins be like "i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess"

  • @AlphaHorst
    @AlphaHorst 3 года назад +21

    So this is now the bloodiest round of UNO in the history of the game

  • @theunforgiven9386
    @theunforgiven9386 3 года назад +52

    Hope the coctor helps Greg

  • @greenrena8503
    @greenrena8503 3 года назад +44

    Holy fuggn sheit Greg!!!
    I could see the bone if there weren't so much blood!
    Hope he will be well soon.
    Also realy want to see the looks of them when they saw the pics of the *giant gash* on his leg they joked around over.
    Also, goddamn Greg! He has a cut the size of cambodia and dryly says 'I just cut my leg open.' *And you can hear him grinning!*

  • @Fash0da
    @Fash0da 3 года назад +77

    Crazy how amber managed to luck out by getting such an intellectual like Swimmy

  • @wackjack5667
    @wackjack5667 3 года назад +33

    Swimmy can play any game and he can still manage to clown both himself and everyone he is with

  • @krishaysrivastav6043
    @krishaysrivastav6043 3 года назад +12

    The injury was crazy. Just saw the after and before pics. Nasty. Greg is a gigachad for not feeling any pain.

  • @francofromspace
    @francofromspace 3 года назад +13

    Literally 0 seconds in and we already know that someone got maimed that's how you know they're playing UNO

  • @tonalddrump804
    @tonalddrump804 3 года назад +10

    Greg flayed himself and is just “Uhhhh I can’t right now”

  • @GriffinMan00
    @GriffinMan00 3 года назад +8

    "I kept getting trolled, Greg had to go to the hospital, and Swimmy was playing 5D Chess" How the fuck do you people keep doing these fascinating fucking things, especially in UNO. Ya'll are like literally the protagonists of like a sitcom, lmao

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 3 года назад +50

    Greg sounds very calm for cutting his leg open
    Why does playing with Bo send so many people to the Co... I mean Doctor?

  • @golgarisoul
    @golgarisoul 3 года назад +56

    What's next, Risk? Is Bo trying to lose all his friends lol

  • @herkko1960
    @herkko1960 3 года назад +22

    Hope Greg recovers well

  • @halzan7467
    @halzan7467 3 года назад +11

    ISTG when I read UNO and SWIMMY I knew the was going to be entertaining

  • @rakeavicksanguiniusherald3415
    @rakeavicksanguiniusherald3415 3 года назад +11

    Admittedly that blue on that wildcard did look a bit purple tho

  • @xycrypt
    @xycrypt 3 года назад +2

    A couple days ago I was talking with a friend about what the most embarrassing way to die was.
    "Cut by glass while trying to finish a game of online uno", might just take the cake.

  • @dutch_cheese_man
    @dutch_cheese_man 3 года назад +3

    Dude those before images are brutal

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant 3 года назад +3

    The pre stitch images from Greg are the most gruesome thing I've seen in detail, so much fucking blood that man has!

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP 3 года назад +2

    Swimmy has a very unique moral compass

  • @enterwind97
    @enterwind97 2 года назад +1

    Glad to know you also play uno with stackable plus cards rules

  • @kankuj23
    @kankuj23 3 года назад +3

    swimmy as usual plays a game on a higher plane of existence

  • @eldaxeruskalocraw4213
    @eldaxeruskalocraw4213 3 года назад +18

    Wait, so Greg was actually bleeding out during the game, that's why he couldn't count or see the right colors?

    • @magic5101
      @magic5101 3 года назад +10

      No hes just stupid the accident happened later

    • @eldaxeruskalocraw4213
      @eldaxeruskalocraw4213 3 года назад +5

      @@magic5101 I don't know if it makes it better or worse lol

  • @labaker23
    @labaker23 3 года назад +1

    Dam, after watching that game I feel like swimmy would be a instant pro at 5d chess

  • @Lady_Rhea
    @Lady_Rhea 2 года назад +3

    Those of y'all who were like "how the fuck was he so calm" clearly haven't been in shock lol

  • @tylerlouie8609
    @tylerlouie8609 3 года назад +1

    So glad Greg wen to the Cocktor to help with his leg

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 3 года назад +2

    Greg could not handle the idea that his xbox came with Uno

  • @HawkeyeJoe88
    @HawkeyeJoe88 3 года назад +1

    Strong "Greg have you been drinking again?" vibes

  • @thehobowizard
    @thehobowizard 3 года назад +80

    Poor Bo. Doesn’t even realize you can’t actually stack plus cards, that’s just a house rule.

    • @C00kiesAplenty
      @C00kiesAplenty 3 года назад +31

      You also cant play cards if you had a plus card played on you.

    • @RunicRhino22
      @RunicRhino22 3 года назад +5

      @@C00kiesAplenty thats gey
      not playing Uno again

    • @N1CH0_N1N3
      @N1CH0_N1N3 3 года назад +19

      We don't care what the creators say

    • @patmcgroin4me
      @patmcgroin4me 2 года назад

      It is literally in the official Ubisoft game.

  • @James-fm4lk
    @James-fm4lk 3 года назад +12

    This shit was hilarious live

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 3 года назад +12

    of all the people to severely hurt themelves while playing UNO im not supprised it was greg

  • @affandi99
    @affandi99 3 года назад +3

    BambiAmbz is back, welcome back!
    Hope another HOI4 with Bokoen1 and BambiAmbz play together on one nation :)

    • @bambiambz7760
      @bambiambz7760 3 года назад +2

      I’m still here XD I just don’t play strategy games!

    • @affandi99
      @affandi99 3 года назад +2

      @@bambiambz7760 I see, cheers!
      And get well soon for Greg!

  • @Silverwolfe3198
    @Silverwolfe3198 3 года назад +10

    When Bo said to Greg” pick a color” I 100% thought purple in my head!!! Then he said it, and I freaking laughed my bloody ass off! Keep it up Bo! Also prepare for you and ISPs hoi4 games!

  • @Id_k_
    @Id_k_ 3 года назад +2

    Oh wow Greg was very calm

  • @eeliprem397
    @eeliprem397 3 года назад +20

    Is it only me or, when you lose in uno with your siblings, blame them of cheating?

  • @elliottprehn6342
    @elliottprehn6342 3 года назад +1

    Glad to see greg is okay!

  • @Task32
    @Task32 3 года назад +3

    I hope the coctor helps him get better.

  • @Wilzyy
    @Wilzyy 3 года назад +6

    Thank god Thailand isnt expensive when it comes to medical bills. If Greg was vacation in the US the story would be very different.

  • @timixl00
    @timixl00 3 года назад

    These guys always have the weirdest shit happening but they also one of the funniest guys on youtube

  • @mexicoball2529
    @mexicoball2529 3 года назад +2

    Gotta love Swimmy "Appeasement" politics in UNO

  • @AonghasMcTavish
    @AonghasMcTavish 3 года назад

    Swimmy gets dunked on. Proceeds to reward the dunker.

  • @lachedspoon7899
    @lachedspoon7899 3 года назад

    GREG WATCH OUT THE TABLE. OH NO HE HAS AIRPODS IN

  • @wertsdsf1162
    @wertsdsf1162 3 года назад

    I never thought Uno could be so entertaining.

  • @bechilling1045
    @bechilling1045 3 года назад

    UNO destroyer of friendships and Trust!

  • @TheEman233
    @TheEman233 3 года назад

    Finally some quality content from the Bokok1 team

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 3 года назад +1

    While this won’t get the views of a Hoi4 video, you should absolutely do more of these board game videos

  • @Kali_io
    @Kali_io 3 года назад

    Swimmy has to be a paid actor

  • @R-BGamingUK
    @R-BGamingUK 10 месяцев назад +1

    How does someone cut their leg open while playing Uno?

  • @spacepiracy1552
    @spacepiracy1552 3 года назад +1

    MY LEG COCTOR

  • @enric1478
    @enric1478 3 года назад +1

    Rip Greg

  • @cathychan9455
    @cathychan9455 3 года назад

    UNO but with a tabletop twist

  • @linders2000
    @linders2000 3 года назад

    When you see the pics I am wondering how he can be so calm

  • @isaacandersen1
    @isaacandersen1 3 года назад

    I looked at the post before it happened so now I'm fucking scarred.

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 3 года назад +1

    Coctor, coctor, my leg!

  • @leonidartemiev5668
    @leonidartemiev5668 3 года назад

    I honestly think this is on par with best Hoi videos, it was very fun!

  • @leonmikeson2313
    @leonmikeson2313 3 года назад +1

    Great News, Bo has ended up back in RUclipss good graces, at least for me. It no longer redirects me to an ISP video when I leave it on Autoplay!

  • @celeseer3866
    @celeseer3866 3 года назад

    Despite Greg's injury, the video is funny as hell.

  • @EmjayMusic05
    @EmjayMusic05 3 года назад

    You better do more of this XD

  • @adriangindac8703
    @adriangindac8703 3 года назад

    I am almost certain at this point that Swimmy is a broken masochistic man.

  • @akdeleS4
    @akdeleS4 3 года назад

    >hears tabletop's theme
    oh god

  • @Abba_Fan
    @Abba_Fan 3 года назад +1

    Poor greg

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 3 года назад +1

    This is epic

  • @zetsu2131
    @zetsu2131 3 года назад

    This is truly the best content

  • @Kal18042
    @Kal18042 3 года назад +2

    I know he fell on a glass table but how did it go that far

  • @343DeltaSpark
    @343DeltaSpark 3 года назад

    Thank god youtube actually showed me this video

  • @robloxiangamer3763
    @robloxiangamer3763 3 года назад

    Don't worry guys i called the cocter

  • @crqf2010ruler
    @crqf2010ruler 3 года назад

    4:50 Hello, Coctor?

  • @olivmand
    @olivmand 3 года назад

    Greg sounds like the high version of swimmy

  • @keychain___8836
    @keychain___8836 3 года назад

    This is like playing cards in a fucking mental asylum

  • @sinfulsage7106
    @sinfulsage7106 3 года назад +10

    Wait is Greg actually color blind?
    Edit:Oh shit I actually feel bad now

  • @buddywe4593
    @buddywe4593 3 года назад

    51 stitches, pray for greg

  • @Number1Rival
    @Number1Rival 3 года назад

    I wonder what Greg would be like in a game of Cards Against Humanity.

  • @roathrobin
    @roathrobin 3 года назад

    my leg my leg

  • @kingofflamingos4344
    @kingofflamingos4344 3 года назад +2

    Hope Greg is ok

  • @wittyreviewer
    @wittyreviewer 3 года назад +1

    You guys need to play Funemployed. It's literally a game about who can bullshit the hardest.

  • @gldntchr7122
    @gldntchr7122 2 года назад

    I love that I'm called Greg

  • @krogerbrandtrailmix3281
    @krogerbrandtrailmix3281 3 года назад

    MY LEG MY LEG MY LEG

  • @btkirby127
    @btkirby127 3 года назад

    historically accurate UNO when?

  • @schmoorfderschmied1763
    @schmoorfderschmied1763 3 года назад +1

    Man, my sympathies for Greg. Hope hes alright.