I left a Cigar in Scotch for a week

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  • @c0rruptedhusky
    @c0rruptedhusky Год назад +52048

    "My throat burns like a thousand suns!"
    "8/10"

  • @MDV_Ghost
    @MDV_Ghost 8 месяцев назад +5848

    My dumbass thought his dumbass was going to light up an alcohol soaked cigar but no, the man ATE IT!

    • @doorframe2617
      @doorframe2617 7 месяцев назад +30

      ew

    • @MDV_Ghost
      @MDV_Ghost 7 месяцев назад +183

      @@doorframe2617 when life goes ajar, remember not to bite the forbidden cigar …..

    • @doorframe2617
      @doorframe2617 7 месяцев назад +54

      @@MDV_Ghost
      rule no. 1
      dont eat the cigars you absolute maniac !!!!!

    • @WVybz
      @WVybz 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@doorframe2617he bit off the gumline

    • @snl_splxnter
      @snl_splxnter 7 месяцев назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I did too

  • @maddoxmedlin2896
    @maddoxmedlin2896 6 месяцев назад +474

    Cigar lovers : 😭
    Scotch lovers: 😭

    • @NJD_98
      @NJD_98 Месяц назад +4

      Poor poor whisky 😔

    • @guilhermecalmongtr
      @guilhermecalmongtr Месяц назад +2

      Damn, it’s just a Glenlivet Founders 🥱

    • @maddoxmedlin2896
      @maddoxmedlin2896 Месяц назад +1

      @ guilhermecalmongtr
      Ohh wow guys he knows scotch give him a round of applause

    • @guilhermecalmongtr
      @guilhermecalmongtr Месяц назад +1

      @@maddoxmedlin2896 yeah, i really know scotch whiskies, thanks for noticing

    • @ashtonleathery2272
      @ashtonleathery2272 24 дня назад

      What a waste

  • @F.R.E.D.D2986
    @F.R.E.D.D2986 7 месяцев назад +357

    "How many addictions you want?"
    "Yes."

  • @malum2113
    @malum2113 7 месяцев назад +2216

    "im leaving uranium-235 in ever clear for a week....or...until something fucking kills me."

    • @midfinger69
      @midfinger69 5 месяцев назад +16

      Best one

    • @RevanLockheart-
      @RevanLockheart- 5 месяцев назад +12

      Crawl our through the fallout.

    • @ImBakari
      @ImBakari 5 месяцев назад +6

      MrsFallout type activities

    • @TheRipVanWinkle1899
      @TheRipVanWinkle1899 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ImBakari who?

    • @ImBakari
      @ImBakari 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheRipVanWinkle1899 search Ms fallout up

  • @ronnelson7828
    @ronnelson7828 Год назад +3891

    "I've quit smoking".
    "How's it going"?
    "Well, I'm drinking more".

  • @shaneknowles9217
    @shaneknowles9217 6 месяцев назад +20

    Bro talked about how messed up it tastes, then proceeds to give it an 8 out of 10. Mans got a unique pallet.

  • @RichieBre
    @RichieBre 4 месяца назад +128

    “It tastes like you’re kissing a grandpa”
    “8/10”

  • @evzenkrabs9380
    @evzenkrabs9380 Год назад +3871

    "I'm leaving crystal meth in whiskey for a week, or until something interesting happens"

  • @christsetsis765
    @christsetsis765 Год назад +3298

    "how did you get cancer grandpa?"
    "Yes"

    • @firegodmiguel
      @firegodmiguel Год назад +4

      Looooool

    • @xxp3pp1xx
      @xxp3pp1xx Год назад

      I mean 🤔 this shouldn't actually "give you cancer" since it didn't burn. Right?

    • @firegodmiguel
      @firegodmiguel Год назад

      @@xxp3pp1xx Oh nah it's the smoke hitting your throat that causes the cancer. Drinking dissolved cigar isn't exactly the best thing for your health either but I don't think it would. Alcohol on it's own is linked to cancer though

    • @firelight7322
      @firelight7322 Год назад +1

      Yes

    • @jpkramer30
      @jpkramer30 Год назад

      Don't you get cancer by burning it?

  • @Higinjhhg1123
    @Higinjhhg1123 7 месяцев назад +50

    "The flavor profile is not good!" No shit! Lmao

  • @fadeplayswer3299
    @fadeplayswer3299 5 месяцев назад +16

    "Tastes like kissing a grandpa" had me dying

  • @todd1928
    @todd1928 Год назад +2484

    Me: How's he going to smoke this if it's soaked?
    DokaRyan: Smoke?

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 Год назад +83

      I thought the same! And then I was horribly repulsed when he actually BIT into it. 🤣🤣🤢

    • @saucesquad4220
      @saucesquad4220 Год назад +135

      Honestly if he let it dry I bet it'd be an interesting flavor in the cigar

    • @tabittroyMNMRJH7K36XA
      @tabittroyMNMRJH7K36XA Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @taureanlacey
      @taureanlacey Год назад +10

      I thought he was gon roll some weed up. Lol

    • @abor3d407
      @abor3d407 Год назад +3

      It's not an actual cigar and he said that

  • @HeartAttack95
    @HeartAttack95 4 месяца назад +4

    "It taste like you're kissing a grampa" had me dying 🤣

  • @kabirjallan5709
    @kabirjallan5709 3 месяца назад +2

    All the scotch drinkers and cigar aficionados just passed out watching this 😂

  • @VaGinoo
    @VaGinoo Год назад +844

    Me: “Liquid cancer”
    Him: “why is it spicy”

  • @edp445scupcakes4
    @edp445scupcakes4 Год назад +4639

    I don't know why I wasn't expecting him to bite it, but I was shocked when he did.

    • @DEVIL666wtf
      @DEVIL666wtf Год назад +76

      I hope he keeps it and let's it dry out

    • @clay6117
      @clay6117 Год назад +37

      8/10 rating was a tad bit more surprising lol

    • @lilsisbigbro6224
      @lilsisbigbro6224 Год назад +80

      Same my thoughts was let it dry out and smoke it smh

    • @Witch_Doctor33
      @Witch_Doctor33 Год назад +3

      Man frfri didn't expect that I was like whyyy

    • @deborahboyd9340
      @deborahboyd9340 Год назад +1

      Same

  • @lotusdragontamer
    @lotusdragontamer 2 месяца назад +1

    You just single handedly boosted the value of Granpa kisses

  • @A_Cosmo_Naut
    @A_Cosmo_Naut 4 месяца назад +2

    He isn't even gonna get high or drunk, he's gonna become evolved

  • @onta864
    @onta864 Год назад +2745

    Doka: "I drink my cigars sometimes."
    "You mean smoke?"
    Doka: "Did I stutter?"

  • @limberjack7691
    @limberjack7691 Год назад +3317

    Next episode:
    “I'm leaving heroin in vodka for a week or until something interesting happens.”

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 Год назад +92

      How could you fit a heroine in vodka? You'd need a whole pool full of vodka to fit a human in.

    • @Erucius
      @Erucius Год назад +16

      @@littlejackalo5326 heroine isn't a human

    • @jordandooley9640
      @jordandooley9640 Год назад +64

      @@littlejackalo5326 smh they dont get it lmfao

    • @joellynncrowthers4623
      @joellynncrowthers4623 Год назад +49

      @@jordandooley9640 no, the commenter spelled heroine, which is a female hero, instead of heroin, which is an opioid

    • @jordandooley9640
      @jordandooley9640 Год назад +14

      @@joellynncrowthers4623 im pointing out he doesnt get the sarcasm

  • @HashimMohammed_8BP
    @HashimMohammed_8BP 4 месяца назад +2

    I don’t know how he’s just done that. I mean he literally ate a cigar and then drank it 😂

  • @sonnymkk
    @sonnymkk Месяц назад +1

    people that thought he was going to smoke the cigar

  • @terreshamoore94
    @terreshamoore94 Год назад +1669

    I can’t tell you how many times I yelled “Don’t you eat that, you better not eat that!!” forgetting that he can’t hear me.. 😂

    • @trentmckenzie343
      @trentmckenzie343 Год назад +13

      I did too, don’t worry. And as soon as he poured the shot I said “that’s gonna burn worse than Fireball” 😂😂

    • @daltonjohns1916
      @daltonjohns1916 Год назад

      Me too honestly 🤣🤣

    • @shellsoul429
      @shellsoul429 Год назад

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ZainZanu
      @ZainZanu Год назад +1

      God me too💀

    • @KuraiKuroNeko
      @KuraiKuroNeko Год назад +9

      It's poisonous! I hope he vomited it up soon after, like it supposedly makes you do when you injest tobacco.
      Best case, he was restless and had diarrhea.
      If he has dizziness, sweating, unusual hyperactivity, and headache then the poisoning is more severe. ☹️

  • @clean_nutzzgaming5290
    @clean_nutzzgaming5290 Год назад +3107

    You're the first person on the internet that I've seen bite into a soggy cigar.

    • @Trekki200
      @Trekki200 Год назад +26

      What do you want him to do? doubt he could smoke it

    • @Jame5man
      @Jame5man Год назад +69

      @@Trekki200 he could of let it dry out

    • @funnystranger3380
      @funnystranger3380 Год назад +10

      ​@jamessylvestre7416 yes, light it when it been sitting In something that fire proof

    • @theLyzhendricks
      @theLyzhendricks Год назад +21

      ​@@funnystranger3380 if it was dry all the alcohol would be gone also known as no fire

    • @funnystranger3380
      @funnystranger3380 Год назад +7

      @theLyzhendricks let something sit in something a week. You will still have the vapers and stuff.
      It is the same way with shorts... drop the drink on it, let it dry, and smell it. Still will smell and burn a lot better

  • @Vortex99-ym1re
    @Vortex99-ym1re Месяц назад +1

    Last scene on this plat form man got lung cancer ♋️

  • @AlphazClipz
    @AlphazClipz 5 месяцев назад +3

    That’s how Arnold likes his cigars….

    • @xtremeentertainmenttv9664
      @xtremeentertainmenttv9664 4 дня назад

      It doesn’t drench the damn thing in for a week though he does a quick dip in the liquor and then he takes it back out

  • @hauldencottenfield869
    @hauldencottenfield869 Год назад +2870

    “Oh so he’s going to soak it, allow it to dry properly and…oh Christ no”

    • @kaleb9536
      @kaleb9536 Год назад +17

      Perfect likes

    • @dorkporkknobslob9918
      @dorkporkknobslob9918 Год назад +52

      That’s what I was hoping to see. Like tack on 10 more seconds of reviewing the soakgar.

    • @qdpk4008
      @qdpk4008 Год назад +48

      Facts I thought he was gonna try to smoke it 😂 woulda been interesting to see but that ending was weird man’s bit the cigar and drank the leftover alcohol you wouldn’t expect that 😭

    • @kaleb8518
      @kaleb8518 Год назад +12

      ​@@kaleb9536 this town ain't big enough for the two of us

    • @massacre-official6484
      @massacre-official6484 Год назад +3

      ​@@kaleb8518 Lmao

  • @tankfighter2013
    @tankfighter2013 Год назад +480

    "There's nothing wrong with my child"
    The child

    • @Gameplayer0715
      @Gameplayer0715 Год назад +9

      Come on man, you have to admit it's funny and interesting

    • @ez5089
      @ez5089 Год назад +4

      @@Gameplayer0715 he tried to eat a cigar

    • @DarthPotato1123
      @DarthPotato1123 Год назад +8

      @@ez5089 yah but it was funny

    • @_TengenUzui
      @_TengenUzui Год назад +1

      He looked like he wanted to cry when he bit the cigar T_T

  • @seanr6338
    @seanr6338 Месяц назад

    Bro left the band on 😭😂

  • @Tsteak96
    @Tsteak96 13 дней назад +1

    How many cigars do you smoke?
    Ryan: You were supposed to smoke them

  • @C-Echo19
    @C-Echo19 Год назад +3120

    My friend: “You smoke bro?”
    Me: “It’s complicated…”

  • @circumference7317
    @circumference7317 Год назад +5791

    Bro really just took a bite out of a cigar- 💀
    Edit: this is an edit

  • @TheSonorabob
    @TheSonorabob 8 дней назад

    Imagine just trying to to chill with this guy 😂

  • @MystikosMinistries
    @MystikosMinistries 8 дней назад +1

    Sacrificing a Cohiba for this monstrosity has to be a punishable offense

    • @danegrant6101
      @danegrant6101 12 часов назад

      If it isn't then it should be!

  • @nostra36836
    @nostra36836 Год назад +5191

    Petition to dry that cigar and make it a scotch flavor cigar

    • @Toastyboi32
      @Toastyboi32 Год назад +135

      That definitely wont dry, it'll mold

    • @RayJones215
      @RayJones215 Год назад +31

      Was literally about to type this same comment

    • @finkalo
      @finkalo Год назад +94

      @@Toastyboi32i mean it is 40% abv its been soaked in i dont think it would mold but it would split an not smoke very well if you did dry it

    • @phantom240
      @phantom240 Год назад +93

      @@Toastyboi32 Not if you're drying it properly, with low heat, desiccant, and forced convection.

    • @ruck27
      @ruck27 Год назад +40

      @@phantom240 correct. “Dehydrated” 👍🏻

  • @alisonsaito3957
    @alisonsaito3957 Год назад +4940

    Alternate title: “How to get nicotine poisoning in 3 simple steps.”

    • @Junglehunter677
      @Junglehunter677 Год назад +185

      The nicotine content of most cigars and pipe tobacco is pretty miniscule. They're grown for aroma and flavor, hence why so little nicotine in them

    • @patdisaster8259
      @patdisaster8259 Год назад +34

      That I was thinking....nicotine toxcity.

    • @connorwalters3246
      @connorwalters3246 Год назад

      @@Junglehunter677 that’s entirely false. Cigars have substantially more nicotine than a cigarette, you just aren’t supposed to inhale it. Eating tobacco, especially a cigar can easily give you nicotine poisoning. Thousands of kids die every year from careless parents who leave their cigarettes/chewing tobacco out.

    • @dertrolololuca
      @dertrolololuca Год назад +314

      Thats not true! A cigarette usually has around 8mg nicotine, while a cigar has 100-400(!) mg nicotine.

    • @badkingjohn5235
      @badkingjohn5235 Год назад +104

      @@Junglehunter677 Yet, I would still not recommend mixing two toxic substances and drink it.

  • @masterpokeball7368
    @masterpokeball7368 5 месяцев назад

    Turning a cigar into scotch flavored snus

  • @VulgarProphet8
    @VulgarProphet8 9 дней назад

    My man drank and then tried to eat straight cancer

  • @samick692
    @samick692 Год назад +2194

    "Alcohol doesn't affect the child"
    "The child:

    • @bxck
      @bxck Год назад +48

      Wasting a perfectly good cigar and a nice glass of scotch is definitely the makings of a serial killer

    • @glitchherobrine3773
      @glitchherobrine3773 Год назад +10

      heyyyyy his heart is pure he's not going to become a killer

    • @cosminstefan5844
      @cosminstefan5844 Год назад

      he looks inbred

    • @silverstrands3425
      @silverstrands3425 Год назад +1

      @@bxck that was definitely more than just a glass of scotch

    • @princegrey2ndcolmenares157
      @princegrey2ndcolmenares157 Год назад +1

      The only thing he killed was my apatite🤢

  • @obisfish
    @obisfish Год назад +261

    “Smoking and drinking are horrible for you”
    “Lets take a shot!”

    • @lsixty30
      @lsixty30 Год назад

      He doesn’t say that though

    • @obisfish
      @obisfish Год назад

      @@lsixty30 🤓

  • @FollowingNoPoopJuly
    @FollowingNoPoopJuly 26 дней назад

    He still said 8 out of 10 despite him saying his throat burned like 1000 suns

  • @astralmiind
    @astralmiind 5 месяцев назад

    He straight up turned into Chris Farley after taking that bite of that cigar😂😂

  • @publicastration
    @publicastration Год назад +1353

    "I'm leaving a lithium ion battery in lemonade for a week or until something interesting happens.. "

  • @lupineye141
    @lupineye141 Год назад +966

    “Smells like a cigar!”
    Ah, yes, this floor is made out of floor

  • @Chris-go6ds
    @Chris-go6ds 6 дней назад

    He actually ate the cigar 😂😂😂

  • @actualRocketScientist
    @actualRocketScientist 6 месяцев назад

    Boy that comes out quick is definitely something she said

  • @Ken_neThT
    @Ken_neThT Год назад +684

    Dokaryan: "It tastes like you're kissing a grandpa"
    Also Dokaryan: "8/10"

  • @Stephen-jw8ci
    @Stephen-jw8ci Год назад +863

    me: “surely there will be no bone apple teeth in this installment”
    “oh god oh no”

    • @dtmaine1236
      @dtmaine1236 Год назад +21

      Yea I was assuming he’d light it and take a puff or something, but instead he just went in.

    • @trystianting6342
      @trystianting6342 Год назад +3

      Last time I checked u don’t eat that and I’ve never smoked

    • @Meeeprs
      @Meeeprs Год назад +1

      @@dtmaine1236 vodka is flammable, that's a very easy way to set yourself on fire.

    • @kingjman1994
      @kingjman1994 Год назад

      Fucking A I was hoping for the same thing. No WAY he eats it I'm thinking. 🤣

    • @Mystlien
      @Mystlien Год назад

      @@Meeeprs Wasn't Vodka, dumbass, it was Scotch, and he was probably thinking he would dry it first

  • @YouTube_admin777
    @YouTube_admin777 6 месяцев назад

    This bloke is fully cracked

  • @edgyt1951
    @edgyt1951 Месяц назад

    “My throat burns like 1000 suns”
    My first thought: Bro it’s just alcohol

  • @fattybuccha72190
    @fattybuccha72190 8 месяцев назад +458

    I bet that cigar would've been amazing once it dried.

    • @yleeta7584
      @yleeta7584 4 месяца назад +28

      Heard if you dip weed or tobacco in alcohol and smoke it you get a harder buzz

    • @fattybuccha72190
      @fattybuccha72190 4 месяца назад +14

      @@yleeta7584 I think I remember hearing about that. Like someone dipped theirs in whiskey.

    • @RollTide1995
      @RollTide1995 4 месяца назад +13

      I was thinking that’s where he was going with this

    • @killeanmcchesney5138
      @killeanmcchesney5138 4 месяца назад

      @@yleeta7584cigarettes dipped in cognac whisky is supposed to cure hangovers I think someone even did a video on it and it worked so maybe type it in and look for yourself and see if it’s true

    • @asleepappeal
      @asleepappeal 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@yleeta7584 PSA: Inhaling alcohol is very dangerous and addictive. Be careful with that shit! Or let it dry first.

  • @prototype3779
    @prototype3779 Год назад +1464

    I'm 99% sure Ryan is completely blackout drunk when he comes up with these ideas.

    • @nboccanfuso
      @nboccanfuso Год назад +59

      Im pretty sure Ryan is an alcoholic

    • @daddymike6414
      @daddymike6414 Год назад +5

      i think the same

    • @relaphe3271
      @relaphe3271 Год назад +1

      He never swallow, so... No.

    • @nboccanfuso
      @nboccanfuso Год назад +9

      @@relaphe3271 uhh yes, he most definitely does. Do you see him spitting anything out before he comments on the taste? No.

    • @relaphe3271
      @relaphe3271 Год назад

      @@nboccanfuso dude are you blind ? Look at the editing, you can never see him swallow.

  • @100Franky
    @100Franky 5 часов назад

    “It feels like I’m kissing a grandpa, 8/10!”

  • @joncerda351
    @joncerda351 4 месяца назад

    I heard Chris Farley when he ate that cigar. "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVERRR!"

  • @builderbrother6866
    @builderbrother6866 Год назад +2654

    Ryan: “Tastes like your kissing a grandpa”
    Me: How do you know what that’s like…

    • @ElvenPrince
      @ElvenPrince Год назад +113

      Had to pay for this video somehow

    • @tantrumane
      @tantrumane Год назад +63

      And 8/10... sus

    • @veryhappymondays
      @veryhappymondays Год назад +17

      @@ElvenPrince ✌🏽🤣

    • @BillBraskyy
      @BillBraskyy Год назад +13

      Maybe it's because he went back in time and did the nasty in the pasty and became his own grandfather... And... And then kissed himself (?) Yeah, I still don't know how this works...

    • @Alex.wrld_1
      @Alex.wrld_1 Год назад +18

      Maybe he has a grandpa and he loved him like a normal person

  • @georgedanhash
    @georgedanhash Год назад +226

    Nicotine was alr doing its job when he said “8/10” 💀😭

    • @GojosBackHand
      @GojosBackHand Год назад +1

      Their is no nicotine in that cigar

    • @nenben8759
      @nenben8759 Год назад +11

      @@GojosBackHand I don't think I've ever heard of a denicotinized cigar but alright

    • @-Kagura_Bachi-
      @-Kagura_Bachi- Год назад

      @@nenben8759 no people just smoke for the cancer duh

    • @victorykingpin3674
      @victorykingpin3674 Год назад +2

      @@GojosBackHand even if there was no nicotine, it's a joke

    • @georgehazard1986
      @georgehazard1986 Год назад +1

      @@GojosBackHand according to what? Every cigar has nicotine in it. Some much more than others.

  • @Warsmith_Honsou
    @Warsmith_Honsou 5 месяцев назад

    I think he deliberately did something we didn’t expect.

  • @freetherealkeeptherest
    @freetherealkeeptherest 3 месяца назад

    My man just gave himself cancer

  • @PoIius
    @PoIius Год назад +824

    "Im leaving uranium in vodka , or until something interesting happens.."

    • @youraverageyoutuber1815
      @youraverageyoutuber1815 Год назад

      "TIME FOR A SHOT!"

    • @Vaedh
      @Vaedh Год назад +24

      Leave it for 704 million years and maybe it’ll dissolve halfway

    • @gameplaysestupidos5354
      @gameplaysestupidos5354 Год назад +4

      Or plutonium

    • @officialSCP1156
      @officialSCP1156 Год назад +2

      I just imagine him in a hazmat suit saying
      "Something interesting happened and my house is filled with radiation"

    • @nightcorev6455
      @nightcorev6455 Год назад

      If you're watching this man for a while will you be actually surprised if he actually put uranium in vodka?

  • @DaPhoenix777
    @DaPhoenix777 Год назад +454

    Next episode:
    "I leaving asphalt dirt in a jar of Jack Daniels for week"

  • @TheRealHiboman
    @TheRealHiboman 2 месяца назад

    This reminds me of a weird dream I had where I was just munching on a dry cigar like it was a carrot xD

  • @AllMi3htykid
    @AllMi3htykid Месяц назад

    This guys is the definition of never let em know your next move

  • @daniellealghul6594
    @daniellealghul6594 Год назад +438

    "I'm leaving a cigar in scotch for a week"
    60 year old rich white men: this man is a fucking genius

    • @cameraboy07
      @cameraboy07 Год назад +5

      Fr fr

    • @tainicon4639
      @tainicon4639 Год назад +13

      Can a poor mid 20s white guy also think it’s a good idea?
      Cause I want to try it now haha

    • @daniellealghul6594
      @daniellealghul6594 Год назад +13

      @@tainicon4639 Hell yeah, I'm a poor black woman in my mid 20's and I need this in my life.

    • @ar-sithf.austin3744
      @ar-sithf.austin3744 Год назад +2

      This is fucking sacrilegious.

    • @ivelredwom9942
      @ivelredwom9942 Год назад +2

      @@ar-sithf.austin3744 Heresy, perhaps?

  • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
    @jungleinsectspikewall4474 Год назад +81

    "tastes like youre kissing a grandpa"
    "my throat burns like a thousand suns"
    8/10
    Ok then mate

  • @Tyoung-ey5dt
    @Tyoung-ey5dt Месяц назад

    When he said burned my throat instantly started burning for no reason

  • @JohneeBlaize
    @JohneeBlaize Месяц назад

    And here i thought he would actually smoke the cigar 😂

  • @jonyalegris1482
    @jonyalegris1482 Год назад +708

    “It tastes like you’re kissing your grandpa”… “8/10”… Bruh

  • @breakfastatepiphanies
    @breakfastatepiphanies Год назад +682

    "I'm poisoning myself in a week. That'll be interesting."

    • @blackskeletor
      @blackskeletor Год назад +2

      there's not as much in a cigar even though it is raw leaves

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD Год назад +4

      @@blackskeletor Sure buddy.

    • @masterPNDA1234
      @masterPNDA1234 Год назад +2

      @@EikottXD it’s true tho

    • @yazdan7774
      @yazdan7774 Год назад +1

      It's just pure cigar tobacco I don't think that it's bad for his body but still , it's weird af

    • @nogo7277
      @nogo7277 Год назад

      If there was enough nicotine in that, your body would instantly reject it.
      As in you would become a fountain.

  • @kDEEZYxx
    @kDEEZYxx 4 месяца назад

    Bro just doing non edible shit now😂

  • @qwerty.44
    @qwerty.44 2 месяца назад

    Average Italian Mobster:

  • @mentalcupcakes8142
    @mentalcupcakes8142 Год назад +341

    "Tune in next time when we leave a tide pod in vodka for a week"

  • @mathisjacquet7562
    @mathisjacquet7562 Год назад +346

    “Ohhhh it’s like kissing a grand pa”
    “8/10”
    Me: yes

  • @Akealofficial
    @Akealofficial 4 месяца назад

    Getting high and drunk
    He ATE it

  • @rayjenkins9669
    @rayjenkins9669 4 месяца назад +1

    Not the wrapper again😭😭😭

  • @Mr.Meme.Dealer
    @Mr.Meme.Dealer Год назад +974

    "Smells like a cigar"
    Ah the floor here is made out of floor

    • @SpiderWee
      @SpiderWee Год назад +13

      “This wall tastes like wall”

    • @TheLegitEpicBoss
      @TheLegitEpicBoss Год назад +11

      “This dog is made out of dog”

    • @matthewwhittaker478
      @matthewwhittaker478 Год назад +4

      Actually a floor is not made out of floor. Floor is a word that is usually described as a flat surface that you walk on typically made of carpet, wood, vinyl, slate…etc… so you could say something like: “ah the carpet here is made out of carpet.

    • @alittleman2809
      @alittleman2809 Год назад +1

      ah yes nature is from nature

    • @StepOnTwigs
      @StepOnTwigs Год назад +1

      @@SpiderWee bully

  • @matijamousepad3913
    @matijamousepad3913 Год назад +1022

    Me “ there no way he eats it “
    Him “eats it”
    Me “WYF?!!”

    • @THESELF-yu7mh
      @THESELF-yu7mh Год назад +19

      (WYF) : What You Fuck??
      what??? eeehh... what?!!???

    • @Knightmare863YT
      @Knightmare863YT Год назад

      Ikr

    • @bayabooz4855
      @bayabooz4855 Год назад

      @@THESELF-yu7mh or “WHY YOU FUCK?” As in why? you fuck.

    • @Karl_I
      @Karl_I Год назад +1

      It's just leaves

    • @Moon-tr4zk
      @Moon-tr4zk Год назад

      @@THESELF-yu7mh no one

  • @DavidMartinez-be8wt
    @DavidMartinez-be8wt 5 месяцев назад

    Leaving the plastic on is diabolical

  • @Dallas-208
    @Dallas-208 2 месяца назад

    Nobody noticed the fact that he flipped us of when he was eating the cigar💀

  • @alistergreycastle5016
    @alistergreycastle5016 Год назад +206

    "Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?"
    "Blow off, choffer."

    • @caesarin0
      @caesarin0 Год назад +1

      None of this would've gotten so bad if that damn fool, Corvo, hadn't killed the Empress.

  • @basicdurrty_d
    @basicdurrty_d Год назад +289

    Me: "oh so obviously no bon ap...aaaaand nvm."

  • @TheeJazzDillinger
    @TheeJazzDillinger 4 месяца назад

    Man drank a shot of nicotine liquor and said his throat burns

  • @Kaidenthefur
    @Kaidenthefur 4 месяца назад

    Smells like a cigar
    Me: we’ll duh no crap sherlock

  • @Ramy_Ramz
    @Ramy_Ramz Год назад +2216

    *Nicotine poisoning has entered the chat*

    • @ugh..6329
      @ugh..6329 Год назад

      I was thinking the same! He should be dead by now

    • @gene052286
      @gene052286 Год назад +33

      Yes this wins comment of the day

    • @josephwilliams1915
      @josephwilliams1915 Год назад +43

      Yeah......considering i've gotten light headed just puffing some cigars, i can't imagine taking a full shot of alcohol like that. I imagine it being akin to gutting a wad of dip. Havent done that in a long time, hahaha

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 Год назад +24

      ​@@josephwilliams1915 nicotine is actually very good for you, it's the thousand carcinogens in cigarettes that Aldo the damage. No such thing as nicotine poisoning

    • @josephwilliams1915
      @josephwilliams1915 Год назад +109

      @Jack Whitbread no, nicotine in large doses very much will kill you. Nicotine increases the amount of adrenaline in your system and depletes blood sugar. This is why very new cigar smokers will get sick and its recommended for beginner cigar smokers to have a lemonade or something with a bit of sugar while they enjoy their cigar.
      Nicotine isn't "very good" for you considering nicotine itself is considered caustic. However, there are neuroprotective benefits of nicotine, and i believe NAD is actually a derivative of nicotine. All of the upsides of nicotine with 0 of the downside.

  • @gachakaygalaxy2487
    @gachakaygalaxy2487 Год назад +976

    “It tastes like your kissing a grandpa!”
    How do you know what that tastes like?🤨🤨

    • @shellsoul429
      @shellsoul429 Год назад +16

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Amy-vu2bu
      @Amy-vu2bu Год назад +14

      HOW THO?!?!💀💀💀💀💀👁👄👁

    • @Ms.AllSunday930
      @Ms.AllSunday930 Год назад +19

      Its an 8/10 too so he knows and LIKES IT 😱

    • @melissaalonso6506
      @melissaalonso6506 Год назад +8

      😭😭

    • @GarrettPDGA
      @GarrettPDGA Год назад +7

      I think you're thinking too deep. A peck on the cheek is a kiss, but it sounds like your mind went right to french kissing your grandpa. Sometimes the imagination isn't nice 😉.

  • @michaelbullen3104
    @michaelbullen3104 2 месяца назад

    Man just got the dirtiest nicotine buzz of his life

  • @FRAMEWORKS_72
    @FRAMEWORKS_72 4 месяца назад +1

    The most illegal video on RUclips.

  • @JakeDavis79
    @JakeDavis79 8 месяцев назад +466

    I expected him to dry out and smoke the cigar for the scotch flavor... I physically winced when he bit it lol

    • @uzhollywood5044
      @uzhollywood5044 7 месяцев назад +30

      Me too holy shit. I’ve never been brain fucked by such an opposite outcome

    • @Thund3r_Edits
      @Thund3r_Edits 7 месяцев назад +1

      Are cigars even edible? Lol.

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@Thund3r_EditsWith it being a tobacco leaf stuffed with more tobacco leaves I can imagine the nicotine alone probably gives bad indigestion and a headache, but it's otherwise just plant matter.

    • @Thund3r_Edits
      @Thund3r_Edits 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@kirbyis4ever Possibly nicotine poisoning, and horrid taste?

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Thund3r_Edits yup.

  • @me.and.myself
    @me.and.myself Год назад +344

    "how depressed are you?"
    "Yes"

  • @sydbarret1973
    @sydbarret1973 3 месяца назад

    Glenlivet is too good to mess with…. This is sacrilegious

  • @stirlingstrugnell7622
    @stirlingstrugnell7622 Месяц назад

    I was expecting him to dry out and smoke the cigar not straight up eat it 😂

  • @thethriller1_
    @thethriller1_ Год назад +416

    "it taste like your kissing a grandpa."
    "MY THROAT BURNS LIKE A THOUSAND SUNS"
    "8/10"
    i- uh I got no words

  • @ImLeafy930
    @ImLeafy930 Год назад +613

    Man’s just developed an alcohol and nicotine addiction in one fell swoop

    • @jello8868
      @jello8868 Год назад +3

      Okay billy bob

    • @alexerickson280
      @alexerickson280 Год назад

      That isnt how addiction works, though. Elementary students everywhere where I live know this, you should be ashamed.

    • @ImLeafy930
      @ImLeafy930 Год назад +20

      @@alexerickson280 I deeply apologize for my transgressions, I hadn’t realized there was a champion scholar critiquing my comments. I’ll ensure that my thoughts are more scholarly next time I decide to joke around.

    • @Tyrah_Hunter
      @Tyrah_Hunter Год назад

      @@ImLeafy930 bruh

    • @jackcrawford6161
      @jackcrawford6161 Год назад +2

      ​@@Tyrah_Hunter bruh

  • @shaneknowles9217
    @shaneknowles9217 6 месяцев назад

    Holy shit I was almost sick when you started chewing on that cigar 😂

  • @mmatey
    @mmatey 4 месяца назад

    *bites cigar*
    *Turns into Matt Foley*

  • @pun1883
    @pun1883 Год назад +246

    “I’m leaving a human head in a bottle of vodka for a week…OR, until the cops find out”

    • @HyattDeValois
      @HyattDeValois Год назад +4

      Yo... you won 🏆 🙌 👏

    • @Gadsden149
      @Gadsden149 Год назад +4

      Here you dropped this 👑

    • @samanthahughes7783
      @samanthahughes7783 Год назад

      And when he takes it out he gives it a full on tongue kiss….😂

  • @CharleyCarey
    @CharleyCarey Год назад +611

    That was probably legitimately dangerous.

    • @brian6391
      @brian6391 Год назад +106

      I honestly don't understand how it didn't make him sick swallowing tobacco will make you nauseous and puke depending on how much you've consumed.

    • @moonflower5553
      @moonflower5553 Год назад +32

      @@brian6391 maybe he spit it out? He bit it but idk if he swallowed it

    • @Vgamer311
      @Vgamer311 Год назад +24

      @@brian6391 well he didn’t swallow tobacco so there’s that.

    • @Inth3V0id
      @Inth3V0id Год назад +16

      Yeah, that was definitely a bad idea on his part.

    • @brian6391
      @brian6391 Год назад +19

      @@Vgamer311 He did a shot of it haha.

  • @DemonsChat
    @DemonsChat 21 день назад

    HE ATE THE CIGAR 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @shooterboy69
    @shooterboy69 4 месяца назад

    my throat never burns when i kiss my grandpa.

  • @smoothbrain-kun9862
    @smoothbrain-kun9862 Год назад +1206

    Him to his kid:
    "Son.... I once soaked a cigar in scotch!"
    "But dad, how'd you smoke it? "
    *Evil villain laugh* ..... " I ATE IT!!!!! "
    Dayum boiii..... Tnx for the likes :)

    • @adamkissassi
      @adamkissassi Год назад +5

      Lololololol 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 i am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @anubispup4760
      @anubispup4760 Год назад +4

      I'm now wondering, if he dried it to smoke, would it explode being anywhere near fire?

    • @adamkissassi
      @adamkissassi Год назад +3

      @@anubispup4760 intresting with those ideas you should start a youtube channel and try wacky ideas we will support you

    • @jiffybiffyroblox6379
      @jiffybiffyroblox6379 Год назад

      @@anubispup4760 sadly no if you let it dry… it would be a scotch scented and flavoured cigar. No explosion but probably a nasty flavour

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat Год назад +1

      @@jiffybiffyroblox6379 but I think they're asking what would happen if he smoked it wet, since alcohol is flammable.