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I've come across your channel a few times and I really like your stuff even though I don't drink I want to see a part two of the worst drink infusions of all time
There's something really funny about having... - The fruit that's renowned for smelling like rotten eggs and turpentine, that tastes like onions - The canned fish that's infamous for bulging in the can and specifically warned not to open indoors - Canned squid in it's own ink Next to.... - grape flavored sour candies for children It's like the meme of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.
Did you know that Surströmming isn’t allowed to be opened in many places and is considered a hazardous material by most airlines. You definitely should’ve opened it outside
One day we're gonna open RUclips to see Ryan filming his video in the hospital. "I'm leaving all this hospital food in vodka and rum for a week! OR until something interesting happens!"
@ 20:40, it was the camera man who farted. Everyone laughs uncontrollably. And Ryan can’t keep the shot of squid down while bursting into tears of joy and pain.
nothing warms my soul like seeing people foolishly open surstromming in an enclosed space instead of outside like a sensible person. that smell is never leaving that room now, it's always gonna be there like a bad ex.
WOW! I think Ryan might be drinking a little too much. Quite an episode!! It smells like a gas station piss house 😆 I can't believe you did these again. You crazy SOB 🤣🤣🤣
The hard, crinkly thing in the middle of the squid is a plastic like structure rerred to as the quill, pen or gladius. It's not meant to be eaten, obviously, and is primarily composed of chitin, the same substance that makes up crustacean and insect exoskeletons..
@@codymiller9408 i mean yea that too but i feel generally fish is more 'accepted' to be sold either canned or jarred, at least in europe where i'm from, meanwhile squid is something that you can't even find being sold in those, only way to really get it is like actually getting it delivered from a fishery in my area
@CozyRhea I'd imagine the idea is so folks in different areas that are otherwise landlocked have access, but if it's really this bad I'd say it's more worth it to go without
Hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahaahaha!!!!!!! Horrifically epic is the appropriate way to describe this haahahahahahahaha so good!!!!
What you're seeing here ladies and gentlemen is the behind the scenes of the losing end of a bet being created (sip and eat the insides of these jars if you lose), being done, and where to go afterwards when your finished (Morgan & Morgan). What a package in one video @DokaRyan. LMAO!
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Sure, as long as you explain to us how you got Zinc poisoning. 😉
I think Morgan and Morgan is gunna end up suing the fans just for watching this lol
0:47 who isn’t
Good that’s the worst shameless advertisement for an AMBULANCE CHASER company I have ever seen😂
I've come across your channel a few times and I really like your stuff even though I don't drink I want to see a part two of the worst drink infusions of all time
Local man destroys any chance of reselling his house
Local man tortures himself for millions to see
LOL
If he opened that can indoors. Yes
There's something really funny about having...
- The fruit that's renowned for smelling like rotten eggs and turpentine, that tastes like onions
- The canned fish that's infamous for bulging in the can and specifically warned not to open indoors
- Canned squid in it's own ink
Next to....
- grape flavored sour candies for children
It's like the meme of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.
Nailed it!
Did you know that Surströmming isn’t allowed to be opened in many places and is considered a hazardous material by most airlines. You definitely should’ve opened it outside
i think it's even meant to be opened underwater and with a running stream of continuously more water
Yes it best to open underwater and can stink places out for months, that recording studio won’t even smell the same again.
Same with durian
you open it under water and directly wash it
That’s not why it was banned but keep going
You know that guy that let himself be stung by numerous insect so he could rate them on a pain scale? I think Ryan has found a soul mate.
Schmidt or coyote peterson
Coyote is a legend
when doka uploads it lets me know hes still alive
Exactly like Steve1989MREInfo. He's opened some BAD stuff...his kryptonite being old MRE cheese spread...
20:39 Dylan thinking to himself: “The silence is getting monotonous AND it already stinks in here, so I’ll fuck with Ryan even more.” 🍑💨
If you have been around surströmming you'll know that a fart is like a air purifyer
@@RexRegisPeterI’m crying laughing from that comment 😭
Came back to this vid months later and forgot all aboot the fart
10/10 funniest moment
"it smells like a Gas station piss house" 😂😂😂
Dokaryan did do a Surstrommings in a jar behind the scenes years ago and it was a really funny video
@@Tommygun2004 I love that, I'm going to try to find it, Thanks!
This one got me too lmaoooo
@@750FAT This is why I love ryan haha
Poetry.
Laughing my ass off the whole video, haven't laughed like that in a long time... Thank you for the quality entertainment you provide us m'lord 😂
I laughed till I cried.
Wow. I think Ryan might be drinking a little TOO much.
That was quite the episode!
*He lied to us*
What is ZINC poisoning
Dude this is by far the best video you have ever made. I cannot stop laughing so fucking hard. 😂😂😂
One day we're gonna open RUclips to see Ryan filming his video in the hospital. "I'm leaving all this hospital food in vodka and rum for a week! OR until something interesting happens!"
What even is ZINC poisoning
Holy sh*t, Ryan turned into a f*cking salesman for a second 😂😂
Yea and that’s the worst shameless advertisement for an AMBULANCE CHASER company I have ever seen
Saul Goodman
Why in all the nine hells did you decide to combine surströmming with anything?!
That's what I was gonna ask 😆 🤣
When those explode in the store, they literally have to close the stores down to clean it up for 2 to 3days😆 🤣 😂
Because internet
Oh god they EXPLODE?@@shawnamrogers74
"In my vodka, which they don't even make anymore."
☹
You’ve made me never want to try surstromming even more than I never wanted to before. Kudos to you even being able to get close to it.
@ 20:40, it was the camera man who farted. Everyone laughs uncontrollably. And Ryan can’t keep the shot of squid down while bursting into tears of joy and pain.
Come on Joy and Pain sunshine and rain
Funni butt noise
Morgan and Morgan are inescapable advertisers, they come for everyone istfg lol
Because they’re #1 baby 🙌🙌🙌
I love how Ryan has the exact same reaction to the squid as last time 8:53
nothing warms my soul like seeing people foolishly open surstromming in an enclosed space instead of outside like a sensible person. that smell is never leaving that room now, it's always gonna be there like a bad ex.
"Wow I think Ryan is drinking to much that was quite the episode"😂
That is the squid pen. A leftover in the evolution chain from when they had shells
Best weapon ever: It consists of a handgrenade, some duct tape and a can of surströmming. Sweden doesn't need weaponized gas. We have surströmming :)
In case Russia invades we know what to do. Take that Putin!
It would still count as chemical warfare
@@Monkeh516 They haven't specified that surströmming isn't allowed ;)
@@tntfreddan3138 as long it's not indoors, it won't count as chemical warfate.
So happy ur getting sponsors
21:17 Doka had to go Super Saiyan mode to get through the squid shot
i cant sto ........st....stooopp ..... laughing
20:08 The whole thing about trying to swallow it, then a suprise fart killed me. That was hilarious.
All I have to ask is how tf is your liver still functioning?
He’s gonna be lucky if he makes 50
Definitely Irish, we born with no livers
He's like the Demoman. His Body's so used to excess alcohol. That's it's learned to get it's nutrients, from said Alcohol. (Yes that's canon)
@@gamingv1nce7 what utter bollocks
Simple he was abducted by aliens and they put something in his butt and not in the good way and took his liver so alcohol only has his kidneys to kill
17:40
"WOW THATS DIFFICULT"
*fucking dies*
20:19 pov when you give your kids medicine
Wow I think Ryan might be drinking too much. That was quite the episode.
You are quality, man. Kudos to you for doing stuff no other person would.
This is the more funniest video I've had ever seen and I'm surprised that the raw meat isn't here but still a great video
the fact that century eggs in Everclear was not in this video shows just how bad these four are
You cold tell this man was STRUGGLING!!!
You cold huh. Sure
@@davedoesthingsdreaded could*
16:40-16:45 I think you invented a couple new stages of grief with those reactions 😂
Those would be flashback and loathing.
Can we do a wellness check on Ryan? I feel that's a reasonable request after this episode.
Ryan hurling sound is the fuel of my life ❤
At 20:41 bro that fart 😂😂
100% hospitalized from this
I do care about Ryan's physical and mental well-being, but this is exactly why I'm here
I love how the can of squid says "fancy quality"
WOW! I think Ryan might be drinking a little too much. Quite an episode!! It smells like a gas station piss house 😆 I can't believe you did these again. You crazy SOB 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, I think Ryan might be drinking a little too much that was quite the episode!
3:50
This sequence of events, leading up to the quasi-sexual birthing of the durian fruit, was equal parts hilarious and revolting. 😂
Thanks Singapore
Thanks for letting me watch you drool and listen to you gag through another episode
I feel bad for making link eat so many heart durians now
They are supposed to sate like a vanilla custard or smtn, they mighta had a bad one
3:02 had me on the floor dying 😭 💀
You can hear the Canadian coming out toward the end 😂😂
After five BILLION YEARS it’s here
In all my life I known dokaryan I never seen him scream this much before
12:38 ....."that's what she said" 😂😂😂😂😂
The hard, crinkly thing in the middle of the squid is a plastic like structure rerred to as the quill, pen or gladius. It's not meant to be eaten, obviously, and is primarily composed of chitin, the same substance that makes up crustacean and insect exoskeletons..
If its a pen or quill then could the squid be quite the writer or artist or could someone who catches the squid be able to become a great writer?
I’ve never laughed this much in a long time, this was hilarious 😂
If I were in your shoes, the amount of alcohol I would need to do this would literally kill me.
RYAN!!! MY GUY!!!! You should’ve opened the fish with the tin submerged in water, that would’ve lessened the initial burst of odour
Wow I think Ryan might be drinking too much , that was quite the episode!😂😂❤
I laughed so fucking hard from start to finish, love you Doka!!!
Educate ur freakin cameraman who thinks surströmming is comes from finland😂
You got lucky with that surstromming. That shit can make a fuckin mist of doom when you breach it
Someone make a video of Doka just gaging at all the bad things he's opened. I'm laughing so hard
If you were a cat, I bet you used all 9 of your lives in these drinks lol
If he was a cat he’d love the fish ones so that saves about 4 lives
🤣🤣🤣 Dude, i could feel You. I was there, with you. I could't stop pukeing.
You should put squid and surstromming together in 90% vodka
I have never laughed so hard in my life I couldn't breathe lmfao😂
That a was quite the episode
I'm trying to wrap my tiny brain around the question of why someone would sell or even buy canned squid
Why would someone sell fermented fish in a can ?
@@codymiller9408 i mean yea that too but i feel generally fish is more 'accepted' to be sold either canned or jarred, at least in europe where i'm from, meanwhile squid is something that you can't even find being sold in those, only way to really get it is like actually getting it delivered from a fishery in my area
Tinned squid tastes good on crackers.
@CozyRhea I'd imagine the idea is so folks in different areas that are otherwise landlocked have access, but if it's really this bad I'd say it's more worth it to go without
@@gh0stgarbage it's not bad at all.
If there was ever a man who fully embraces utter chaos more than Doka... It's Dylan.
Alright...the least I can do is watch. In horror. Ryan....you poor man.
Shit you not I farted right before he did and I started laughing
Twu
Sketchy Sunday!!!!!!
Can we just give Dylan a round of applause for that fart? I havent laughed that hard in a long time 😂
Ryan. We're concerned for your safety.
I know how this is going to go w/o even watching! That Surstroming stuff is NASTAY!
Hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahaahaha!!!!!!! Horrifically epic is the appropriate way to describe this haahahahahahahaha so good!!!!
came back 5yrs later and Ryan still being a masochist
I took a swig of gaviscon whilst watching the surstromming opening! Thought I had a strong stomach but woo was I fighting to swallow that shit 😂
Wow, I think Ryan is drinking a little too much. That was quite the episode. Lmao😂
Surströmming is from Sweden, not Finland.
WOW!!! What he said,lol.
Wow, I think Ryan be drinking a little too much, that was quite the episode.
Goddamn, that fart had me in stitched, hilarious.
What was just like a train wreck. You wanted to look away but just couldn't
After watching the shorts for like a year I finally subbed and boy am I happy I did. You seem like a fun bunch.
We salute your sacrifice. I laughed so much my stomach hurts
They need to bring back Fear Factor, and LIGO CANNED SQUID needs to be in there. Bull testicles ain't got nothing on this nightmare fuel.
OMG was that a TPB reference??
Every time I skip ten seconds, it's just Ryan crying, gagging, or screaming in agony
12:20 All the "that's what she saids" to follow
“Dylan!!! Don’t you ever F*cling fart again!!!” 🤣🤣
That bite of a squid deserves a comment
Dude what ever you do don’t change, Effing hilarious. 😄
Surstromming could be used as a bio weapon i swear. The smell alone is enough to generate fear in a man
The most energetic alcoholic ever
I've laughed so hard I'm crying 😂😂😂😂 this video is hilarious
In the words of a true saint, "That could gag a maggot. Even stink would say that stinks."
This is one of the most entertaining videos I’ve ever seen, been constantly laughing while watching this 😂😂
You should do the traditional Swedish thing and put the surströmming in a malört and dill-heavy schnapps. With some red onion.😂
What you're seeing here ladies and gentlemen is the behind the scenes of the losing end of a bet being created (sip and eat the insides of these jars if you lose), being done, and where to go afterwards when your finished (Morgan & Morgan). What a package in one video @DokaRyan. LMAO!
20:40 I couldn't stop laughing either 😂
As a sympathetic gagger, this was the hardest video I’ve watched. As a semi-functional adult, it was the funniest 😂
“This is way worst than the first time I ate it!!!! I’m going to swallow it” 😂 so much gagging lol
Ryan we appreciate your services to science bro👍🏻
“I cant use this” *uses clip anyways*😂😂