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  • @MrBAILIES
    @MrBAILIES 3 года назад +7496

    When this man turned 13 he gave his dad "the talk"

  • @blackphoenix1981
    @blackphoenix1981 4 года назад +19885

    No meaningless talking. No BS intro. Just a man, a cigar and his whiskey.

    • @gr125412
      @gr125412 4 года назад +284

      Josh Aguilar a whole mood

    • @Anonymous594
      @Anonymous594 4 года назад +141

      Just a man, a cigar,,,,,,, and his whiskey
      YOU MISSED THE COMMA BETWEEN CIGAR AND ‘AND’

    • @rickeyleonard3859
      @rickeyleonard3859 4 года назад +306

      @@Anonymous594 but you also missed a comma between cigar and and

    • @francescodebenedictis6829
      @francescodebenedictis6829 4 года назад +43

      I believe that’s a Rhum, but I’m not sure

    • @vaskepavlovic1151
      @vaskepavlovic1151 4 года назад +6

      @@rickeyleonard3859 dab

  • @NS-er1gd
    @NS-er1gd 2 года назад +3783

    this guy taught me everything in 14 minutes without saying a word.

    • @tenka28
      @tenka28 Год назад +31

      that was the best comment

    • @atc6266
      @atc6266 Год назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lubin-md4ml
      @Lubin-md4ml Год назад +16

      This man is even wiser than God. He knows exactly what's going on.

    • @austin3873
      @austin3873 Год назад +32

      @@Lubin-md4ml a little over the top but I get where you are going

    • @BadLeaderVideos
      @BadLeaderVideos Год назад +2

      gave you good advice ?

  • @killerkram1337
    @killerkram1337 Год назад +860

    I'm a bourbon guy myself but this video is life. Every weekend I treat myself to a nice cigar, a glass of whiskey, and some time to myself to relax after a week of hard work. No wife, no kids, no laptop, just myself and an hour of time by myself

    • @elplug0
      @elplug0 Год назад +20

      good

    • @Medicalguy
      @Medicalguy Год назад +35

      It'd good for mental health and a happier life to have that to look forward to

    • @thebes2420
      @thebes2420 10 месяцев назад +5

      Nice bro

    • @podomuss
      @podomuss 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@MedicalguyMaybe not your physical health 🤔

    • @Medicalguy
      @Medicalguy 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@podomuss nah definitely not

  • @abedulibrahim8482
    @abedulibrahim8482 3 года назад +12216

    When this guy installs Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.

    • @draganlukovic9797
      @draganlukovic9797 3 года назад +88

      Hahahahahahahaahhagahagaahhaaha

    • @kunalsoni1315
      @kunalsoni1315 3 года назад +32

      Ohhhhhhh

    • @abedulibrahim8482
      @abedulibrahim8482 3 года назад +13

      retro 523 hello from Malaysia

    • @hirokiawano4319
      @hirokiawano4319 3 года назад +5

      @@abedulibrahim8482 apa kabar,i am from singapore

    • @user-sk7or2tm6v
      @user-sk7or2tm6v 3 года назад +14

      Хахахааххаахх бляяя рассмешил 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MemeWarriorz
    @MemeWarriorz 4 года назад +6136

    I'm on the Manly man side of RUclips again

    • @alexis_daydream333
      @alexis_daydream333 4 года назад +60

      Ky lmao I’m a girly girl but I’m here so 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @walterwhite6216
      @walterwhite6216 4 года назад +49

      Bun Bun there’s nothing manly about smoking bruh

    • @MemeWarriorz
      @MemeWarriorz 4 года назад +97

      @@walterwhite6216 Aren't you suppose to be saving the world? Tell God he didn't answer my call

    • @ShawnTheDriver
      @ShawnTheDriver 4 года назад +42

      @@alexis_daydream333 I mean...if you visit Australia does that make you an Australian?

    • @alexis_daydream333
      @alexis_daydream333 4 года назад +5

      Shawn Lewis if you live there you are

  • @TinyMaths
    @TinyMaths 10 месяцев назад +205

    0% jump cuts
    0% intrusive music
    0% B-roll
    0% shaky cam
    0% random zooming
    Just THIS; perfection.

  • @nectimusmaximus
    @nectimusmaximus 6 месяцев назад +77

    This man must be admired for his commitment to purpose. Despite this video having 4.3M views and the next highest video on his channel having 90k, this is still seemingly his only asmr video, at least as far as I can see. Its impressive.

  • @tharun001
    @tharun001 3 года назад +13387

    When this guy comes to your house, you're the guest.

    • @yoloswaggininabox4088
      @yoloswaggininabox4088 3 года назад +241

      If i was a cop and i came in and saw this guy id just walk out

    • @PrivadaCigarClub
      @PrivadaCigarClub 3 года назад +38

      LMAO!!

    • @quinzhoffman4984
      @quinzhoffman4984 3 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bagusanggit1130
      @bagusanggit1130 3 года назад +17

      when this guy comes to ibra's house, he's still the guest for sure.

    • @andrew123456ish
      @andrew123456ish 3 года назад +24

      I would have agreed with you a few years ago, but after seeing my dad die of small cell lung cancer due to heavy smoking all this is just ignorant fuckery!

  • @zakariaaithimd912
    @zakariaaithimd912 4 года назад +11735

    when this man was a kid teachers asked for his permission to go to the bathroom.

  • @toppaofficial2
    @toppaofficial2 2 года назад +177

    When this man feels tired and wants to sleep, the sun sets.

    • @tripplesec9660
      @tripplesec9660 18 дней назад

      Kids can pee her names in sand this men pees his name in concrete

  • @Doilem
    @Doilem 10 месяцев назад +40

    I lost this video for like a year and now it's back. Today is a good day.

    • @serki4257
      @serki4257 Месяц назад +1

      Come back; it needs another rewatch

    • @twei__
      @twei__ Месяц назад +1

      So you say you didn't even have to use your AK?

    • @abruzzi1793
      @abruzzi1793 4 дня назад

      And his mama cook the breakfast with no hog ​@@twei__

  • @jesperbruil5095
    @jesperbruil5095 3 года назад +4779

    When this man makes a grammitical mistake the whole language is updated

    • @jackrobinson1073
      @jackrobinson1073 3 года назад +52

      Grammatical*

    • @xrumky6996
      @xrumky6996 3 года назад +23

      LMAAOO

    • @smink5332
      @smink5332 3 года назад +88

      @@jackrobinson1073 *Thats the point*

    • @killz1358
      @killz1358 3 года назад +44

      @@jackrobinson1073 thats the point daddy

    • @gvts1634
      @gvts1634 3 года назад +7

      @@jackrobinson1073 That's the whole point, duh

  • @blxxdrxse3157
    @blxxdrxse3157 4 года назад +5400

    I’ve always wanted to sit a leather chair, nice black suit on, have a glass of whisky next to me and smoke a cigar and my enemies come into the room and I turn round in my chair saying the words, “I was expecting you”

    • @karldensmore6191
      @karldensmore6191 4 года назад +341

      I mean, it can be arranged..

    • @stevennieto9898
      @stevennieto9898 4 года назад +392

      'Well well well, look who it is.'

    • @blxxdrxse3157
      @blxxdrxse3157 4 года назад +86

      Steven Nieto “I was hoping you would show, so who’s your little posse that you brought with you?”

    • @mateodownshaw
      @mateodownshaw 4 года назад +197

      "What took you so long?"

    • @JokeR-wl6yc
      @JokeR-wl6yc 4 года назад +98

      Xeno ツ “It’s been a long time”. 💨 💨 💨💨

  • @toppaofficial2
    @toppaofficial2 2 года назад +236

    This man doesn't need a microwave for his food, He just stares at the food and it warms up.

  • @ednowakowski30
    @ednowakowski30 2 года назад +67

    I watch this video every few months. Total relaxation.

  • @flippaskipskipparooni4150
    @flippaskipskipparooni4150 4 года назад +3501

    Everything in human history, the discovery of tobacco, the invention of the internet, has lead to this moment.

  • @kanwulf00100
    @kanwulf00100 Год назад +51

    if it wasn't an ASMR video, this man went deeper than a black hole with his thoughts, a typical chill session for a gentle guy 👌

    • @Kablam343
      @Kablam343 Месяц назад

      Blllack hole sunnn won’t you come

  • @dacoup5955
    @dacoup5955 Год назад +32

    It’s interesting to note the liquor of choice, not very often I see seasoned cigar smokers choose a Canadian whiskey … I’m not a scotch drinker myself as I find the taste to be pretty crude but it seems to be a cigar smokers go to drink of choice nowadays, so it’s nice to see someone enjoy crown the way it’s supposed to be enjoyed in all of its sweet silky smooth spicy vanilla and hazelnut goodness, it maintains its bold warm after glow that washes over me like a warm blanket after a few sips, in those moments I truly feel content in the world, just me, my glass and my thoughts … I’d imagine it’d pair extremely well with a nice cigar when enjoyed neat, it’s certainly one of my favorites … I say it’s a mighty fine choice my good sir.

    • @harperhenderson4086
      @harperhenderson4086 6 месяцев назад +2

      You sound so insanely professional it’s impressive

  • @wannabedemigod9471
    @wannabedemigod9471 3 года назад +4371

    When he was born the doctor said “It’s a man”

  • @peterheinrichs315
    @peterheinrichs315 3 года назад +6025

    This man doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it

  • @Zacksleeps
    @Zacksleeps Год назад +5

    After this dude was born, he lit up a cigar, congratulated the Dr. on his delivery, and drove himself home

  • @jomah2654
    @jomah2654 Год назад +3

    Normally, I just play the video lay back and listen, but naturally I watch this man’s whole video and felt like I could spark one up as well and enjoy the day.

  • @ill-nois2282
    @ill-nois2282 3 года назад +14755

    Feels like he’s going to make me an offer I can’t refuse.

    • @gonkfart
      @gonkfart 3 года назад +464

      Kinda feels like im the chief of police and hes making a generous donation

    • @rykensnow
      @rykensnow 3 года назад +88

      You shouldn’t *

    • @avalonkalloo7371
      @avalonkalloo7371 2 года назад +24

      😂😂😂😂

    • @poeticoutlaw4504
      @poeticoutlaw4504 2 года назад +15

      L M A O
      😂🤣🤑

    • @virtuous7466
      @virtuous7466 2 года назад +50

      Vito is that you?

  • @PikWong
    @PikWong 2 года назад +11

    This man can call 911 and ask "What is your emergency ?"

  • @YourRandomGuy
    @YourRandomGuy 2 года назад +6

    I absolutely love this man. First time seeing this video, never been or heard of his channel before but I LOVE THIS!!!

  • @ballsdeep9549
    @ballsdeep9549 3 года назад +6230

    He doesn't get ready in the morning, the morning gets ready for him.

  • @northshoreman
    @northshoreman 3 года назад +3720

    When this guy turned 18 and moved out of the house, he looked at his dad and said, "Now, you're the man of the house."

  • @cmelonsus2656
    @cmelonsus2656 Год назад +12

    A man that really describe how actions speaks louder than words.

  • @deadly_cutie5259
    @deadly_cutie5259 2 года назад +28

    The atmosphere of that place is so calm and chill it feels like you want to join him.

  • @Voyt2323
    @Voyt2323 4 года назад +3805

    Teacher: no cigarettes in the classroom
    Rear desks:

    • @oogabooga6852
      @oogabooga6852 4 года назад +70

      Николай Войтенков that’s funny and all but who tf says rear desks?

    • @Ahmet-rl9kn
      @Ahmet-rl9kn 4 года назад +16

      @@oogabooga6852 back desk as in this video lol

    • @user-xy5qd5lo4u
      @user-xy5qd5lo4u 4 года назад +6

      А че смешного?

    • @derritter4970
      @derritter4970 4 года назад +11

      Alex Zonchen Типа челы в задней парте занимаются чем угодно

    • @skibidvapa
      @skibidvapa 4 года назад +10

      Мммм войтенко))))

  • @victorludovico6171
    @victorludovico6171 3 года назад +5968

    Once, he missed class two days in a row. Nowadays, these days are know as Saturday and Sunday.

  • @AlifNurfakhri
    @AlifNurfakhri 2 года назад +7

    Isolated for covid and missing my cigars which I stored in my office.
    You sir are a saviour for making this video

  • @Heretic911G
    @Heretic911G 2 года назад +5

    Very enjoyable. I opened it just out of curiosity, and ended watching the whole thing. So cool, and I don't even smoke.

  • @sandrosbenz
    @sandrosbenz 3 года назад +529

    i feel like everytime he looks down he's about to start conversation: " you know , in life..."

  • @deoxlogius
    @deoxlogius 3 года назад +1115

    He was supposed to have died 20 years ago, the Reaper still hasn't mustered the courage to tell him...

    • @neep7350
      @neep7350 3 года назад +8

      Lololol

    • @balaenicepsrex21
      @balaenicepsrex21 3 года назад +5

      ahahahahaah

    • @MacJuds
      @MacJuds 2 года назад +2

      lol

    • @virtemozh1757
      @virtemozh1757 2 года назад

      OMG, I won't like this comment, it would ruin the number of likes 🤣

  • @jamesww1418
    @jamesww1418 5 месяцев назад +10

    May you make more of these videos? This is the best smoking video on RUclips; excellent pace, ambience, sophistication, setting…
    This gets me in the mood for a cigar every time.
    TYIA

  • @SergeantGeorge
    @SergeantGeorge Год назад

    honestly the best asmr. no aesthetic no stupid intro or other things with no sense. a man,cigar, and whiskey. just that.

  • @chasedreamsgetgains1825
    @chasedreamsgetgains1825 3 года назад +2755

    Teacher: And obviously guys no smoking or drinking in the class
    Kids in the back:

    • @pisky5067
      @pisky5067 3 года назад +16

      lmao

    • @calebhollingsworth3353
      @calebhollingsworth3353 3 года назад +15

      On the bus fr fr

    • @workerrcz5025
      @workerrcz5025 3 года назад +12

      Literally downing a hip flask full of distilled plums; damn anarchists.

    • @thedarknutsackreturns431
      @thedarknutsackreturns431 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @trap3251
      @trap3251 3 года назад +1

      @@workerrcz5025 you need to be introduced to a country, the Czech Republic. Distilled plums (aside beer) is national gold.

  • @dunksouls525
    @dunksouls525 4 года назад +3373

    i feel like this guy can teach me a lot of things if he started talking

    • @FARESTARRR
      @FARESTARRR 3 года назад +19

      Mhm

    • @ST-jr2hn
      @ST-jr2hn 3 года назад +171

      I feel like he taught me a lot by just not talking

    • @kaiwan2433
      @kaiwan2433 3 года назад +9

      dont know why but me too.

    • @kiethmergard
      @kiethmergard 3 года назад +65

      @@ST-jr2hn For young men who are able to sit and smoke a nice cigar while letting the older men speak, you can learn so many things.
      Where I'm from, the loud or obnoxious cigar smokers are usually "kids". That said, there is something to be said about a young man sitting quietly with his cigar and you know he is listening to the older men talk, but he waits to be invited into the conversation.
      Cigar smoking is steeped in tradition as far as I've seen. If a man offers to buy a younger man a cigar at a lounge, it is rude to refuse. Another tradition where I'm from, is the older men will take a respectable young beginner and take them under their wing. I met my mentor this way.
      I've only been smoking cigars for under a year, but I've learned so much just sitting silent and listening to my mentor talk with others. If I have something to contribute, I may say it, but generally I stay quiet and let myself be seen not heard.
      An interesting contrast between cigar smokers and cigarette smokers. It is considered tacky to offer to light someone's cigarette where I'm from. If a man offers to help a beginner light or cut his cigar, then it is considered honoring them to allow them to do so.
      Cigar smoking is one of the last pure rituals that men have left. All pretense and fakery is left at the door and humble manhood reigns in a cigar lounge. It is considered humble to offer to cut or a less experienced smokers cigar and to offer to help them light it.
      Have a safe night everyone.

    • @larik8977
      @larik8977 3 года назад +9

      @@kiethmergard I wish I could find an intelligent cigar smoking circle with wisdom, older men can share...

  • @ffafnir
    @ffafnir 2 года назад

    This one takes the crown, no bs intros just a dark background and my boi enjoying his solitude.

  • @Dekiv
    @Dekiv 4 месяца назад +1

    After watching this video, I've become more calm and productive than ever. Thank you!

  • @GlassOverFire
    @GlassOverFire 4 года назад +1930

    "Sir, John Wick is coming for you"
    Him:

    • @ploobus194
      @ploobus194 3 года назад +32

      O Cara Da Pamonha he’s coming for John wick, he’s so badass he doesn’t even have to move.

    • @markjmarkjack
      @markjmarkjack 3 года назад +46

      Him to John: "Good evening Johnathan, bourbon right?"
      John to him: "Yeah, Crown right?"
      Him: "Yeah"

    • @IXIXIXIXIIII
      @IXIXIXIXIIII 3 года назад +11

      They’ll probs smoke and drink lmao

    • @user-di9sv5mx3s
      @user-di9sv5mx3s 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @kobiancello6742
      @kobiancello6742 3 года назад +3

      Let him come

  • @Ravenovskii
    @Ravenovskii 4 года назад +2777

    Being a male is a gender thing but being a gentleman is a choice
    - Albert Helmann

    • @auzun866
      @auzun866 4 года назад +20

      çentilmenler club

    • @efeo_x7685
      @efeo_x7685 4 года назад +7

      centilmeler kulübü Albert helmann 😀😄😄

    • @merttar4935
      @merttar4935 4 года назад +2

      centilmenlere selam olsum

    • @ozgurdikici8420
      @ozgurdikici8420 4 года назад +5

      Centilmenler kulubunden gelen var midir diye bakiyordum ki bu yorumu gordum

    • @sammcamm8319
      @sammcamm8319 4 года назад +25

      A gentleman who destroys his lungs and his liver

  • @pmconspiracy
    @pmconspiracy 5 месяцев назад +2

    I watch this video every few months & this puts me in a relaxed mood lol

  • @Belandriel
    @Belandriel Месяц назад +7

    Right after he was born, the first thing this guy did was driving his mother home from hospital.

  • @thisisntmyhandle
    @thisisntmyhandle 3 года назад +4061

    When this guy is late to school, the teachers apologize for being early.

  • @lukagalegashvili8597
    @lukagalegashvili8597 3 года назад +3480

    This man makes onions cry when he cuts them.

    • @ironyinc3453
      @ironyinc3453 3 года назад +16

      I would cry if I was getting sliced.

    • @ivandrago72
      @ivandrago72 3 года назад +24

      @@ironyinc3453 are you an onion?

    • @ironyinc3453
      @ironyinc3453 3 года назад +16

      @@ivandrago72 possibly... would explain why I have no friends.

    • @samyjoseph4798
      @samyjoseph4798 3 года назад +3

      Well, that's what they do xd they cry a sulfurous gas

    • @jaydenmafa5159
      @jaydenmafa5159 2 года назад +1

      @@ironyinc3453 damn...i can be your friend

  • @Riesenschwanz88
    @Riesenschwanz88 2 года назад

    i think this is the most Scottish video I’ve ever seen. Still relaxed af. Love it

  • @1tadex
    @1tadex 3 года назад +2293

    this is me when I pay smt of 9.99$ and I give 10$ and say “keep the change”

  • @kento1390
    @kento1390 3 года назад +635

    Doctor: You have 14 minutes to live.
    Him:

    • @botzaca0023
      @botzaca0023 3 года назад +2

      Como se llama la actriz que interpreta a diana

    • @HauntedASMR
      @HauntedASMR 3 года назад +38

      Not a bad way to spend your last 14 minutes.

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 3 года назад +15

      @@tobmaster95 if you dont know how to smoke one, yeah

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 3 года назад +14

      @@tobmaster95 plus whiskey in moderation prolongs your life

    • @chicoruddo8588
      @chicoruddo8588 3 года назад +1

      @@botzaca0023 cual actriz

  • @AverageSynth
    @AverageSynth 2 года назад +22

    This man doesn't show up late to class, the class shows up early

  • @bagetman01
    @bagetman01 Год назад

    What a classic youtube video. No entry No Outro, just relaxing.

  • @xandertuttle1682
    @xandertuttle1682 3 года назад +1353

    Real name of this video: “The godfather tries ASMR”

  • @matheusprates7678
    @matheusprates7678 3 года назад +1794

    "Number of smokers grows 300% in a mysterious way"

    • @lemiepassionichannel4352
      @lemiepassionichannel4352 3 года назад +1

      Yeah lol

    • @rickkcir2151
      @rickkcir2151 3 года назад +30

      Nothing wrong with smoking cigars, I recommend it to everyone.

    • @M1lan2124
      @M1lan2124 3 года назад +25

      @@rickkcir2151 you can still get nasty teeth and mouth cancer but ok

    • @sogaria3561
      @sogaria3561 3 года назад +7

      I stay with my vape

    • @M1lan2124
      @M1lan2124 3 года назад +3

      @@sogaria3561 ye me to

  • @evilcartoon2048
    @evilcartoon2048 2 года назад +1

    I gotta be honest. I was just having a really bad day. Watching the Boss’s video and reading all these amazing comments filled with humour, I wanna say thank you everyone!

  • @eathanocrotty7824
    @eathanocrotty7824 2 года назад +1

    i dont know why but its so relaxing to watch someone smoke a cigar

  • @ravneek3025
    @ravneek3025 3 года назад +1242

    When he downloaded Facebook, they gave him their private data

    • @jamoney2349
      @jamoney2349 3 года назад

      Yea bro no one does Facebook anymore but u I think lol

    • @fragostin
      @fragostin 3 года назад

      @@jamoney2349?

    • @radusirbu3987
      @radusirbu3987 3 года назад

      @@fragostin i think he meant that no one is on facebook now

    • @fragostin
      @fragostin 3 года назад

      @@radusirbu3987 he must be living under a rock, many people still use Facebook

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 3 года назад

      @@jamoney2349 U under a rock, bro?

  • @MrRy-dy2je
    @MrRy-dy2je 3 года назад +2300

    When this guy called 911, he asked what's their emergency

    • @elhectoralv2368
      @elhectoralv2368 3 года назад +1

      Lol good one

    • @MrRy-dy2je
      @MrRy-dy2je 3 года назад

      @VucciViro ;Vucci; lol thanks btw the anime is highschool of the dead

    • @frstALT
      @frstALT 3 года назад

      Best one so far

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 3 года назад +1

      @@MrRy-dy2je he didn't even call them for help they called him for help

    • @flightdezzo6617
      @flightdezzo6617 3 года назад +1

      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⡆⠼⠋⣛⣄⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⣴⣿⣿⣶⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠃⣠⣪⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣝⢿⣿⣌⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠰⣻⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⡏⣿⣿⣿⠏⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠨⡿⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⣉⡉⠁⢹⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⡜⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡼⣟⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣆⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⠿⢓⣬⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣿⣿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣼⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⡛⠿⠿⠿⠛⣉⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄

  • @rdrdrd69
    @rdrdrd69 7 месяцев назад +1

    this video is so relaxing...I was finding it from like 5 months it accidentally got recommended in search today.

  • @Seoul_Brough
    @Seoul_Brough 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is the coolest ASMR ever. I absolutely love it.

  • @joviinter
    @joviinter 3 года назад +3169

    he looks like a wealthy 50-year-old businessman, divorced, with a 20-year-old son

    • @kds5895
      @kds5895 3 года назад +480

      And the son is a disappointment

    • @MonsieurTerrorizer
      @MonsieurTerrorizer 3 года назад +165

      I mean he still has a ring on his finger so he could also be a 50 year old wealthy businessman with a wife in which he beats like an alpha 💪 and a 20 year old son who he makes chop wood outside

    • @sirshowman6158
      @sirshowman6158 3 года назад +8

      @@MonsieurTerrorizer 😂😂

    • @strawberrystarburstbuthuman
      @strawberrystarburstbuthuman 3 года назад +77

      sounds like michael de santa to me

    • @joviinter
      @joviinter 3 года назад +4

      @@strawberrystarburstbuthuman true lol

  • @DylanCEdh
    @DylanCEdh 4 года назад +2223

    This is what every kid thinks happens when puberty’s over

  • @edisonthomasadlaon1751
    @edisonthomasadlaon1751 2 года назад +1

    I actually went to grab Henessy and a $15 cigar(only one I could afford) one night and just out in the backyard winter night. RUclips on full screen with this playing. Felt way more chill than with a real company

  • @mmmmonkrll3359
    @mmmmonkrll3359 2 года назад +12

    When you can smoke a cigar and drink some whiskey in a nicely styled room, you basically played life through

  • @ameertaha9806
    @ameertaha9806 2 года назад +3259

    The person who invented the telephone had a missed call from this man.

    • @dhruv1019
      @dhruv1019 2 года назад +94

      There's a lot of casual ass comments on here but this shit made me nose exhale at a momentous pace, good job, brah.

    • @dragonfist417
      @dragonfist417 2 года назад +2

      lol

    • @UnidentifiedVisuals
      @UnidentifiedVisuals 2 года назад

      Nice

    • @doom4157
      @doom4157 2 года назад +3

      I don’t get it

    • @orvonton7830
      @orvonton7830 2 года назад +6

      @@doom4157 He saying the guy that invented the phone has a missed call from this guy witch shouldn't be possible because it wasn't invented yet

  • @DamianTheLightskin
    @DamianTheLightskin 3 года назад +2023

    When he left home at 18 he told his Dad “You are the man of the house now!” 😂

  • @renownedtube188b4
    @renownedtube188b4 9 месяцев назад +8

    He doesn’t get ready for bed, the bed gets ready for him

  • @Howard007
    @Howard007 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve been a customer of yours for years… this video came up on my Recommended page & its from you guys!!!! I never knew ya had a channel, you’re the best!

  • @denkgod2272
    @denkgod2272 3 года назад +527

    I can hear him saying "you're a good kid"

  • @charlieboy829
    @charlieboy829 3 года назад +724

    his parents had to ask him for permission to leave the house

  • @ryanrivaldi1146
    @ryanrivaldi1146 2 года назад +2

    cigar with the bald guy is always satisfying ❤️

  • @TokuChange
    @TokuChange 9 месяцев назад +4

    I thought this video was gone, i search it few month ago and cannot find it. Glad i can watch this video again.

  • @masonnisha8056
    @masonnisha8056 3 года назад +3475

    This looks like the nicest dude... But at the same time a mafia boss with 43 confirmed kills and 190 banks robbed

    • @curtisjohnson2433
      @curtisjohnson2433 3 года назад +44

      Geez. Sounds more like a psychopath not a mob boss

    • @chrzescijaningz
      @chrzescijaningz 3 года назад +14

      @@curtisjohnson2433 i mean maybe he could be a mafia boss when you’re in the mafia you do a lot of killing in the city because theres a lot of mobs who wanna take over your spot

    • @curtisjohnson2433
      @curtisjohnson2433 3 года назад +51

      @@chrzescijaningz ........ You watch too much tv lol. The mafia is there to make money. Through legal or illegal means. Killing is a rarity. Plus there's only a handful of mob bosses who are the head of their family in different districts. They know each other. Show respect to one another. etc.

    • @Arya-ov3ke
      @Arya-ov3ke 3 года назад +4

      Maybe ask a real mafia boss, case closed

    • @orhuntekci9618
      @orhuntekci9618 3 года назад +29

      If he managed to rob 190 banks with only 43 kills he is still the nicest guy I believe

  • @vincentkaltenbach
    @vincentkaltenbach 3 года назад +1238

    Karen: "Let me speak to the manager!"
    The manager:

    • @cjaria444
      @cjaria444 2 года назад +50

      If the guy's the manager, he's the one who speaks to you

    • @vincentkaltenbach
      @vincentkaltenbach 2 года назад +1

      @@cjaria444 True.

    • @brickcop2gamingman305
      @brickcop2gamingman305 2 года назад +24

      The manger: so you wanna complain right ?
      Karen:

    • @BigMikey007
      @BigMikey007 2 года назад +15

      He's the manager, the boss man, and the CEO...

  • @orvonton7830
    @orvonton7830 2 года назад +9

    When the world ends
    this man rolls the credits.

  • @coolasacucumber3421
    @coolasacucumber3421 2 года назад

    I never thought I would spend 13 minutes watching something like this, that scratches the right itch man

  • @sashapetrachkov1141
    @sashapetrachkov1141 4 года назад +853

    Doctor: you have 14 minutes to live, what will you do?
    Me:

    • @bobskinner7433
      @bobskinner7433 3 года назад +18

      And you still got 1 second left

    • @nealcomstock1958
      @nealcomstock1958 3 года назад +32

      @@bobskinner7433 Yell the N-word as loud as possible

    • @rec929
      @rec929 3 года назад +2

      Bestest comment

    • @weberb6848
      @weberb6848 3 года назад +1

      I would do this, but with a big old blunt too lol

    • @tyyungin2556
      @tyyungin2556 3 года назад

      @@rec929 repeat what you just said🤨

  • @anchus3286
    @anchus3286 4 года назад +919

    How my father waited for me when he said "we gotta talk"

    • @231994C
      @231994C 4 года назад +21

      And he let you walk away in one piece? Damn, your father is hella cool.

    • @anchus3286
      @anchus3286 4 года назад +22

      231994C I did not say that

    • @paradoxsub2839
      @paradoxsub2839 4 года назад +4

      Anselmo Torres oof

    • @JamesBond-fi8ci
      @JamesBond-fi8ci 3 года назад

      Fcking true

    • @aren7138
      @aren7138 3 года назад +1

      That's one cool ass dad

  • @jueonko418
    @jueonko418 Год назад +9

    He doesn't breathe in, the air just finds where it has to be.

  • @breadtoastin
    @breadtoastin 4 года назад +923

    i clicked on this out of pure curiosity and now i can’t leave

  • @nithin1477
    @nithin1477 3 года назад +2066

    When this man wakes up, the sun rises.

  • @dacoup5955
    @dacoup5955 Год назад +1

    That decor though, the green walls, perfectly framed paintings and dim lit lamps and quality leather chairs and sofa in the background just sets the mood, if I had a room like that in my house I’d never fucking leave … you’d have to drag me out of it.

  • @AymenAyoub318
    @AymenAyoub318 2 месяца назад +3

    Gravity doesn't pull on this man, he pulls gravity towards him.

  • @ALouisae
    @ALouisae 3 года назад +969

    Dark green walls, Maroon wooden borders, golden framed painting, those exact lamps, fancy leather chairs, slightly discolored white bar with a smoothened wooden hump like fixture connected to the front, and a man in a suit with a cigar and some whisky.
    Feels like I’m in a movie.

    • @GEO_ANIMATOR
      @GEO_ANIMATOR 3 года назад +7

      that movie is going over 7 years now
      (Im talking about the background look at his old vids you can see it)

    • @deshfox6214
      @deshfox6214 3 года назад +17

      Im impressed how u said so much details

    • @ALouisae
      @ALouisae 3 года назад +1

      @@kreativkurve8748
      ? It’s just an epic watch. Nothing wrong there.

    • @shakeelk321
      @shakeelk321 3 года назад +1

      Ah lie brejin

    • @admiralflynn895
      @admiralflynn895 2 года назад +5

      I love seeing this kind of old-school aesthetic.

  • @survivalviktor5593
    @survivalviktor5593 3 года назад +295

    When this man was a student, teachers learned from him.

  • @kalterkaffee7276
    @kalterkaffee7276 7 месяцев назад +2

    *finishes the cigar* „soooo Yesterday I took some time to check the security Cameras. Dont you think you have some explaining to do?“

  • @chabashiratenko7324
    @chabashiratenko7324 2 года назад

    This dude is a great man he really made my day

  • @cypher2540
    @cypher2540 3 года назад +828

    Plot twist: he's waiting for John wick

    • @botzaca0023
      @botzaca0023 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Niakan457
      @Niakan457 3 года назад +26

      John Wick is waiting for him in that video

    • @dezee7180
      @dezee7180 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @iamstewpit6740
      @iamstewpit6740 3 года назад +1

      And he's just right outside the door

    • @jackrobinson1073
      @jackrobinson1073 3 года назад +1

      False, his hands would be shaking.

  • @Oliver-by1ko
    @Oliver-by1ko 4 года назад +2160

    This guy looks like hes about to betray tony stark
    Edit: wow thanks for all the likes

  • @gezyennedenia5239
    @gezyennedenia5239 4 месяца назад

    I'm watching this while enjoying a cigar and having a glass of whisky. Cheers !

  • @Heretic911G
    @Heretic911G 4 месяца назад +6

    Imagine this guy invites you over, does all the things in the video for 14 minutes, while you both stay in complete silence, and says: "You know you messed up, right?"

    • @Eric-dd8bk
      @Eric-dd8bk 4 месяца назад +1

      "And you know the rules right?
      And then just stums out the cigar in an ash tray and 3 big guys in black suits walk in and just take you.

    • @alexthepunk84
      @alexthepunk84 3 месяца назад

      "Then what are we joking about ?"
      *taps you lightly on the hand*
      "I'm no joking"

  • @somerandom4506
    @somerandom4506 4 года назад +1042

    It's a shame some people have never actually sat down and experienced this.

    • @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz
      @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz 4 года назад +27

      I do when I can

    • @llitheaka-4-310
      @llitheaka-4-310 4 года назад +141

      Maybe because some people rather not smoke ?

    • @kasraestedadi7221
      @kasraestedadi7221 4 года назад +30

      Doomdriver100 then why u on this video?

    • @llitheaka-4-310
      @llitheaka-4-310 4 года назад +164

      @@kasraestedadi7221 Cause it was on my reccomendations, and decided to click it to see what's up. Does it require lot of brain to understand why I'm here ?

    • @kasraestedadi7221
      @kasraestedadi7221 4 года назад +60

      Doomdriver100 you’re saying u don’t like smoking yet u click on a video that says smoking in the title. regardless of if it was in ur recommendations or not, if u were so against smoking u wouldn’t have clicked on this video. u really aren’t the smartest guy huh.

  • @LoksPH
    @LoksPH 4 года назад +1213

    Plot twist: he murdered all people in that house

    • @captainredbond
      @captainredbond 4 года назад +14

      SouthSkoot And his name was secretly Jack Torrence

    • @Nic-gp7oe
      @Nic-gp7oe 3 года назад

      What

    • @MrMachacker
      @MrMachacker 3 года назад +6

      You like hewey lewis and the news?

    • @brze3605
      @brze3605 3 года назад +2

      And now he’s celebrating by smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey

    • @ilirberisha5822
      @ilirberisha5822 3 года назад +1

      That’s not plot twist •-•

  • @tonyallen3138
    @tonyallen3138 2 года назад +1

    Wow, I have so much to learn. Really enjoyed the intro.

  • @thecoconut4569
    @thecoconut4569 4 года назад +857

    Never mess with a man who’s quiet and is smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey at the same time

    • @konstantin0sV
      @konstantin0sV 4 года назад +16

      Why? he would be about to sleep?

    • @hiphopmovement9733
      @hiphopmovement9733 4 года назад +120

      @@konstantin0sV he will put you to sleep for the rest of ur life

    • @konstantin0sV
      @konstantin0sV 4 года назад +21

      @@hiphopmovement9733 lol...u probably are 8 years old

    • @lalolanda1161
      @lalolanda1161 4 года назад +19

      Constantinos V probably you are 8yo because you didn’t get it

    • @yellowfans1215
      @yellowfans1215 4 года назад

      @@konstantin0sV χαχα γάμησε τα

  • @user-up5cc3cj1k
    @user-up5cc3cj1k 2 года назад +435

    Legend has it this guy went to court once and sentenced the judge to 20 years

  • @flouserschird
    @flouserschird 6 месяцев назад +7

    I don’t smoke or drink, but I’m thinking about picking it up after watching this

    • @direx364
      @direx364 6 месяцев назад +1

      ... а начать Пить? 😂😮😅

  • @mindblown123jd
    @mindblown123jd 4 месяца назад +6

    Don’t mind me, just a guy smoking a cigar watching another guy smoke a cigar

  • @blirz726
    @blirz726 3 года назад +958

    And in the middle of it he goes: Our today's sponsor is Raid Shadow Legends

    • @l4in44
      @l4in44 3 года назад +5

      What time of the video?

    • @ollie1691
      @ollie1691 3 года назад +9

      @@l4in44 nah your joking

    • @witheeeeeerx
      @witheeeeeerx 3 года назад +2

      @@l4in44 joke 😂

    • @l4in44
      @l4in44 3 года назад

      @@ollie1691 o.o

    • @l4in44
      @l4in44 3 года назад

      @@witheeeeeerx o.o oof