Hey, we're talking about Batwoman, Wheel of Time and Willow veterans here. Unless they make Dustborn into a TV series I think they all can bear the worst thrown at them...
I’m just surprised that neither he nor Disparu have used the Adam Scott moments from Step Brothers, when he tells her she can’t sing and doesn’t even look good while doing it.
Az, CONTINUE the Agatha reviews! You're the king of cringe, so it's your duty to review this cringey show for our entertainment, and your bank account too. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
You can tell the writers know fuck all. In tradition, all male witches (warlocks) rode brooms like a motorcycle and female witches sat astride with both legs on the same side. Even bedknobs and broomsticks got this right!
DO NOT give any of the on air talent a break on this. They knew what they were doing. Don't just blame the "Suits". Hold them all culpable. The next things they are in, bring up and remember this.
What's really fascinating is how mindsets and behavior patterns seem to affect the human form. Just look at this guy's face. I've seen and met this guy 1000 times in my life. Fascinating phenomenon of an NPC posing as someone with an internal monologue
My only question is: how in the hell did “Wanda’s kid” end up looking like that? I guess Jac also skipped the genetics section in high school bio class.
UGH, buckle up for some utterly garbage contrivance: As explained by Gary/Nerdrotic from his comic lore, Wanda's fake sons' psuedo-souls ended up possessing the bodies of 2 totally-unrelated teenage guys who had flat-lined, so the original souls had already departed, and then Billy & Tommy were able to revive the bodies because shut-up-they're-alive-&-ready-for-rapid-onset-teen-angst/cravings-now. And that is how the Marvel Universe was 1st subjected to Wiccan & Speed at large, yaaaayyyyyy 🙄.
Does these people not realize that women have worked throughout all of history? Unless you were born to an elite family everyone has had to work throughout history. The stay at home wife that just cleaned the house occasionally and watched sitcoms while being bored is a gaslit retcon of reality.
The funniest part of this show, that got a genuine laugh from me, before i realised that i had misunderstood what had happened. Was the board spelling out Mr Shart... but sadly, it turned out, it was spelling out Mrs Hart.... oh well, for a few seconds, i was entertained.
It's simple: if you see a therapist like a normal person, you gotta pay to suffer trough your issues. If you get hired by Disney, you get paid and everyone watching suffers along.
I think RH was easier to bear - stuff happened there, nonsensical stuff mind you, but at least something. Here it drags along at a snails pace and doesn't make sense
It's good when you have people like Millie Whitney and Bobby Brown, cos their presence means you just automatically know what to avoid. It's like when you see Calarts in an animated show
A common theme in female writing/complaining is what they do to themselves is somehow imposed on them by others. Got used to it during my time in Elfquest fandom.
Man, I saw the title said "Episode 5" and had a double take. I completely forgot that episode 4 happened and that I'd watched Az's review. Honestly, I doubt I'd even remember the show at all if Az wasn't reviewing it.
At least that would fulfill the reason stories are told " they have a beginning, a story to tell, and an ending" This tripe Az is forcing himself to watch should just skip to the end.... ASAP
Actually, all I was wanting from Aubrey Plaza is for her to stick that knife she's holding into the abdomens of the other witches, disemboweling them and freeing us all from the purgatory of this show. And, really, this would be the ideal time to disengage from this purgatory with the happy ending you and we always wanted. It's not ritual disembowelment by Aubrey Plaza, but it's almost as good. For the record, I'd would be totally fine with the next four episodes of this show just being episodes of Terrence and Philip from South Park. In fact, for the first time ever I'd actually give D+ some props if that's how they handled it.
Must continue, but to save your sanity how about we bring the lovely Jane Theory along for the last few. That way AZ no have PTSD or mental breakdown, and we can get a perspective from the "so called female" audience, even though we know Jane is a wonderful person who does not buy into the DEI ESG it would be nice to get her thoughts in what they are doing to try to win someone like Jane over to "their" side.
@@Jay-Bee_NUFC I'm pretty sure he is. Maybe next we'll find out that the Pope is Catholic, Gary from Nerdrotic used to own a comic book store, and water is wet.
Your rants are grand. Even though your viewing of Agatha is torture to you, it brings amusement to us. So, long story short, your torture is amusing to us. Please continue to review.
When you look back at Iron man 1 then look at this show, they are both unrecognizable. Everything from the tone to the story. It's like they don't belong in the same universe. Last time I got that feeling was She-Hulk's K.E.V.I.N scene
I wish "Wiccan" was played by a better actor. I can see myself maybe liking him then (if only from fellow feeling for having to put up with these cows). But this dude's non expression at the end of the ep is all one needs to know about his lack of ability.
I'm really torn between whether to ask AZ to stop reviewing Agatha, cos it's a sh*t show (literally) or whether to beg him to keep going, cos he's hilarious when reviewing it 😂
Every clip I have seen of Agatha the actors all wear this look of confusion. No doubt due to the analysis there is no script with idea's. Az deserves a medal for this service.
Az, I CANNOT thank you enough for your poasts/reviews... OMG it's been a week here in Florida (we just got our toofuses kicked in by Hurricane#2 Milton) and your humor is what helped get me thru this LOL. GREATLY appreciate you and the crew!
I think the real tension here is if Az can make it to the end, and what coping mechanisms he comes up with to keep going. "I forgot the eggs" was priceless...
Sounds like a good place to end to me. That's it. Done! How much better would we all have been if we had ended Indiana Jones at 3 movies, or Watched only one Highlander movie? Call it done and go have a tea.
Bloody hell mate the suffering inflicted upon my soul merely observing this shite in 10 minutes speaks volumes to the quality of this show, or rather lack thereof. Great respect for you, bald whiteman AZ, pleasure continue to suffer for our entertainment. Though it's exclusively your reaction that is entertaining.
You have to keep reviewing this AZ! Your reviews are the only thing that bring me joy out of watching this wretched show! Plus Aubrey Plaza didn't die, so she is still out there! ...don't worry I forgot about her too. LOL!! (and still don't know her characters name either!)
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AZ... if Disparu had the guts to see Velma through to the bitter end, you must not cease your journey now !(Besides, it's funny ..)
i dont watch 20 min vids of somebody flapping gums
Az watched 3 seasons of Batwoman. I'm sure he can handle Agatha
Hey, we're talking about Batwoman, Wheel of Time and Willow veterans here. Unless they make Dustborn into a TV series I think they all can bear the worst thrown at them...
@@ryuno2097
But remember that nearly killed him
He not as strong anymore....
@@ryuno2097 No, he can't. His reviews of Agatha are an example of refusal to work.
"The beatings will continue until morale improves"
One of my favourite Demotivational posters!
@@ColinFoxGot it on a T-shirt. 😊
If you're not reviewing MILF Manor, you're reviewing Agatha All Along.
More wine, more scissoring, no sensible plot, the usual, the end. Got it, thanks Az.
We have now been promised NSFW scenes for next episode, I kid you not.
@@jimsteinmanfan80........But Why though?
Exposed old wrinkly flesh? Ugh, no thanks.
Shall we guess made by a lesbian for lesbians about lesbians@@camillecunningham7348?
Which dies first. The series, or Az's last remaining brain cells from having to watch it for our amusement.
He survived Dr. Who, Batwoman, Naomi, Woke Indianna Jones, and such other shite that I doubt this will be the thing that breaks him.
@wolfzend5964 we came close to losing him over MILFmanor though.
Az lost the last of his brain cells watching Batwoman. RIP Az.
I genuinely think the rabbit suit on Robin Hood did break him. But he appears to have recovered.
Well unlike you, I have faith in Az.
But uh, I'm not gonna lie, he could be one horrendous scene away from his brain nuking itself.
We now return to "AZ losing his mind..."
I’m just surprised that neither he nor Disparu have used the Adam Scott moments from Step Brothers, when he tells her she can’t sing and doesn’t even look good while doing it.
As his soul shrivels, our entertainment grows. 😂
Thank you for your sacrifice az. LoL 🙏
I'm hoping this show has its SAINT JESUSSSS GEORGEEE LLLIONHEARTTT FLOIIIIIIID moment
he will show up at the end of the road and sparta kick agatha in too a pit yelling!! SAINT JESUSSSS GEORGEEE LLLIONHEARTTT FLOIIIIIIID!!!
@@hodor1765 Good to see the lads from Sherwood and Forest - NOT WORKING A JOB - are here for the ride!
Na
Mongolian throat singing Az...
Chef's kiss
That was the absolute best content. I mean its criminal that its not getting a second season....but we all know it won't be as good as the first
YES! I’ve been anxiously craving Heel VS. Babyface’s new “Agatha…” review! Thanx Az!!!
Please you have to continue watching, your reviews are just so much fun!!
Az, CONTINUE the Agatha reviews! You're the king of cringe, so it's your duty to review this cringey show for our entertainment, and your bank account too.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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Thanks AZ. You're still the best later then never.
You can tell the writers know fuck all. In tradition, all male witches (warlocks) rode brooms like a motorcycle and female witches sat astride with both legs on the same side.
Even bedknobs and broomsticks got this right!
remember they have a skewed view on the subject of gender
DO NOT give any of the on air talent a break on this. They knew what they were doing. Don't just blame the "Suits". Hold them all culpable. The next things they are in, bring up and remember this.
Az's rants brought on by the rampant stupidity of the modern entertainment industry is my vicarious living, atm.
What's really fascinating is how mindsets and behavior patterns seem to affect the human form.
Just look at this guy's face. I've seen and met this guy 1000 times in my life.
Fascinating phenomenon of an NPC posing as someone with an internal monologue
My only question is: how in the hell did “Wanda’s kid” end up looking like that? I guess Jac also skipped the genetics section in high school bio class.
Yeah, compared to the kid actor who played Billy in Wandavision, this actor doesn't look like an older version of him at all.
UGH, buckle up for some utterly garbage contrivance: As explained by Gary/Nerdrotic from his comic lore, Wanda's fake sons' psuedo-souls ended up possessing the bodies of 2 totally-unrelated teenage guys who had flat-lined, so the original souls had already departed, and then Billy & Tommy were able to revive the bodies because shut-up-they're-alive-&-ready-for-rapid-onset-teen-angst/cravings-now. And that is how the Marvel Universe was 1st subjected to Wiccan & Speed at large, yaaaayyyyyy 🙄.
Did the parents of the dead kids not notice their child’s body was possessed?
How did vision put a baby in her in any universe?
@@nezerousif one is a witch and the other is a speedster then it seems more likely there were sibling shenanigans going on, on the side.
Keep up the reviews, your suffering is our entertainment
If Ash from Evil Dead series bursted in and blew them all away 💥, yes.....I'd watch it then.
Gimme some sugar, baby!
Hail to the king!
Swallow this!
@@DoodsUnited Lol, of course he'd have to say one liners while he did it.
They should've had a pillow fight and painted totes-not-Wiccan's nails.
Your tortured screams bring me joy, I vote you keep going
Does these people not realize that women have worked throughout all of history?
Unless you were born to an elite family everyone has had to work throughout history.
The stay at home wife that just cleaned the house occasionally and watched sitcoms while being bored is a gaslit retcon of reality.
Housework and farm work don’t count. You have to have a title and equal pay for it to count as a jerb.
The funniest part of this show, that got a genuine laugh from me, before i realised that i had misunderstood what had happened.
Was the board spelling out Mr Shart... but sadly, it turned out, it was spelling out Mrs Hart.... oh well, for a few seconds, i was entertained.
I'm torn between yes continue and no don't continue. Yes bc you're entertaining, to watch. No bc I just want, the show to end and be forgotten.
She Hulk - Daddy Issues
Agatha - Mummy Issues
What is it with female showrunners using Marvel as a therapy session?
It's simple: if you see a therapist like a normal person, you gotta pay to suffer trough your issues.
If you get hired by Disney, you get paid and everyone watching suffers along.
Perfect ending of my day! Thank you AZ!
When you're putting tea in your yogurt, you know you've got the British *really* bad.
You made it through Robyn Hood, you can make it through this.
I think RH was easier to bear - stuff happened there, nonsensical stuff mind you, but at least something.
Here it drags along at a snails pace and doesn't make sense
5:20 can we appreciate that the ouija boars spelled "Mr Shart"
Hi Rags lol
The magic was the the wine aunts we met along the way
My prayers have been answered.
When Millie Bobbie Brown got thrown down that hole in Damsel, I stopped it right there. What a fabulous ending to that film.😂
It's good when you have people like Millie Whitney and Bobby Brown, cos their presence means you just automatically know what to avoid. It's like when you see Calarts in an animated show
Last time I was this early my wife called me AZ 🎉
You do the work so we don't have to.😂
Of course YES. It's gonna be glorious
Az: PRONOUNS... AGATHA PRONOUNS!
Az... Give the people what we want!
@@The13thRonin Modern day California shit!
Az is slowly becoming my favourite over CD and Disparu.
Death has come for the careers.
You are not on FNT anymore. So this show will have to be your torment.
A common theme in female writing/complaining is what they do to themselves is somehow imposed on them by others. Got used to it during my time in Elfquest fandom.
Man, I saw the title said "Episode 5" and had a double take. I completely forgot that episode 4 happened and that I'd watched Az's review.
Honestly, I doubt I'd even remember the show at all if Az wasn't reviewing it.
Watching Az go through this level of pain watching the physical embodiment of a colostomy is peak entertainment! Keep watching you beautiful B word.
Keep it up Az. I love these reviews.
The next vid should be about your trip to the supermarket,searching for eggs.
At least that would fulfill the reason stories are told " they have a beginning, a story to tell, and an ending" This tripe Az is forcing himself to watch should just skip to the end.... ASAP
We started this monstrosity...we must finish.
Poor poor Az, sacrificing himself for all of us! Only 4 episodes left!
i wish i can unsee the pictures of this except for Aubrey Plaza.
As a Black Woman who is a White Witch Christian.
wow oh wow…Disney+ has reimagined my faith 🤣
💩kickers
Go for it. Episode 6 here we come
These writers make a great case for a return to widespread illiteracy to combat such scripts in the future.
Actually, all I was wanting from Aubrey Plaza is for her to stick that knife she's holding into the abdomens of the other witches, disemboweling them and freeing us all from the purgatory of this show.
And, really, this would be the ideal time to disengage from this purgatory with the happy ending you and we always wanted. It's not ritual disembowelment by Aubrey Plaza, but it's almost as good.
For the record, I'd would be totally fine with the next four episodes of this show just being episodes of Terrence and Philip from South Park. In fact, for the first time ever I'd actually give D+ some props if that's how they handled it.
That
Thank you for you're service sir✌
Thank you for watching and making a great review so that I don't have to watch it !
Must continue, but to save your sanity how about we bring the lovely Jane Theory along for the last few. That way AZ no have PTSD or mental breakdown, and we can get a perspective from the "so called female" audience, even though we know Jane is a wonderful person who does not buy into the DEI ESG it would be nice to get her thoughts in what they are doing to try to win someone like Jane over to "their" side.
Yes, keep going!
I don't know about you guys, but I think that one kid is gay. I don't know, but I think he just might be. 🤔
You don't say. I totally missed it.
@@nuclearmedicineman6270 I know right, it's very subtle add easy to miss.
Surely not? Must have missed it😂
@@Jay-Bee_NUFC I'm pretty sure he is. Maybe next we'll find out that the Pope is Catholic, Gary from Nerdrotic used to own a comic book store, and water is wet.
4:50 I love myself a Luigi board
"Let's a go"
I forgot this was still going, cheers Az!
Your rants are grand. Even though your viewing of Agatha is torture to you, it brings amusement to us. So, long story short, your torture is amusing to us. Please continue to review.
Now Az, your descent into madness is always more interesting than anything these shows can produce. We have to see you carry the ring to the volcano
Carry on my wayward son. Keep going lol
a whole 12 minutes, must be epic.
No Az, we like your blood pressure sky high lol more reviews on Agatha please 👍
Things we could have gotten:
Part 3 of the Hellboy trilogy
What we got instead: Joker 2 and Agatha
When you look back at Iron man 1 then look at this show, they are both unrecognizable. Everything from the tone to the story. It's like they don't belong in the same universe. Last time I got that feeling was She-Hulk's K.E.V.I.N scene
I wish "Wiccan" was played by a better actor. I can see myself maybe liking him then (if only from fellow feeling for having to put up with these cows). But this dude's non expression at the end of the ep is all one needs to know about his lack of ability.
Congratulations, Az, you made it to the end. The end of your sanity. :D
Keep at it, az... We need a smile every week and this helps!!!
I am going ti quote Dr Smith right now "Oh the pain ...the Pain "
When even Aubrey Plaza cant save you
There is a very good reason why "Don't ask, don't tell" was a thing.
I'm really torn between whether to ask AZ to stop reviewing Agatha, cos it's a sh*t show (literally) or whether to beg him to keep going, cos he's hilarious when reviewing it 😂
Every clip I have seen of Agatha the actors all wear this look of confusion. No doubt due to the analysis there is no script with idea's. Az deserves a medal for this service.
"Ding Dong the witch is dead! Wich old witch? ALL OF THEM!" AZ at the quicksand part of the episode.
They need Slippy... Those brooms need an All-range mode
Az, I CANNOT thank you enough for your poasts/reviews... OMG it's been a week here in Florida (we just got our toofuses kicked in by Hurricane#2 Milton) and your humor is what helped get me thru this LOL. GREATLY appreciate you and the crew!
I vote yes and don't forget the fucking eggs from the super market next time.
I think the real tension here is if Az can make it to the end, and what coping mechanisms he comes up with to keep going.
"I forgot the eggs" was priceless...
Weird. They gave the audience a happy ending, but there's still more episodes to go.
Yes, more reviews!
more please can we have more. I love ❤️ your reviews.
Finally! A new episode, and more wine!
I would like to see you get more views on the review than the show gets on the episode. Keep it up.
Az saying "Giggity" made me bark a laugh. Thanks.
More please..... MORE?!?!!!! YOU WANT MORE?!?!?!!!!!! ..........yes please
Sounds like a good place to end to me. That's it. Done! How much better would we all have been if we had ended Indiana Jones at 3 movies, or Watched only one Highlander movie? Call it done and go have a tea.
Another Disney show where lesbians hate their moms but black it on the patriarchy because intersections. 😂😂😂 I vote YES!!!!
No, Ash appearing in the show would actually be enjoyable and would be a great nod to the comics.
We can't have anything the audience would like.
I'm glad they can't put him into this. He'd probably find love with tots not Wiccan
After episode 3 I noped out of this. Life is too precious to watch crap like this. Thanks for the summary because Agatha All along is TLDW.
Yes MOOOOORRRREEEEEE
Bloody hell mate the suffering inflicted upon my soul merely observing this shite in 10 minutes speaks volumes to the quality of this show, or rather lack thereof.
Great respect for you, bald whiteman AZ, pleasure continue to suffer for our entertainment. Though it's exclusively your reaction that is entertaining.
Poor Az! 🥺 That 🍺 is looking really tempting right now, doesn't it? 😏😂🤣
Sorry Az. We need the laffs. More please. Also, don't forget to put eggs on the shopping list
As long as the credits keep rolling in. Life’s good !
I vote for this to end. Call it good, move on with life and back towards sanity.
You have to keep reviewing this AZ! Your reviews are the only thing that bring me joy out of watching this wretched show! Plus Aubrey Plaza didn't die, so she is still out there! ...don't worry I forgot about her too. LOL!! (and still don't know her characters name either!)
yes review
YES! Keep going. A solid HOOT!
Az you should go into entertainin, you're really good at it.
That’s a great idea for a sequel: “Ash Kills Evil Agatha Dead”!!