Agatha All Along Review - Everyones EVIL And CHEAP

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  Месяц назад +101

    Agatha All Along Review of Episode 4 series 2. While some liked Wandavision from the start this series is predictable in it's disaster. The show is praised for it's subtlety and shipping, and at least it has shipping. Each episode seems to just be a situation ripped straight from the creators life. Drinking and bad kareoke are the themes of episodes 3 and 4, so you can place your bets for what the future will hold. But as we discover the true fans of Agatha all Along, if Disney+ shows continue their standard path and get worse the further they go on. The pandering might go off the charts. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @lotsofspots
      @lotsofspots Месяц назад +9

      Their outfits are all references to actual people, there's Yoko Ono, Liza Minelli etc.

    • @PermanentlyTemporary
      @PermanentlyTemporary Месяц назад +3

      What were you about to say about horrific something?

    • @superkawaii792
      @superkawaii792 Месяц назад +6

      The waxing moon going to get a brazilian comment made me scream laughing 🤣🤣
      But Im not completely hating this show 🫣

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid Месяц назад +1

      Someone cue QotSA ‘Burn the Witch’, bust out the s’mores and get ready to tell tales by the bonfire…!

    • @xyzzyx7812
      @xyzzyx7812 Месяц назад

      dude it's "everyone's" with an apostrophe

  • @Bonesawisready926
    @Bonesawisready926 Месяц назад +612

    "We can't fail upward like hwhite men" Said the woman who worked directly under Kathleen Kennedy and Leslye Headland.

    • @darthlaurel
      @darthlaurel Месяц назад +71

      Nothing like proving that you have zero capacity for self-reflection, intelligent thought, or generic goodwill.

    • @ravinrabbit7932
      @ravinrabbit7932 Месяц назад +55

      if those careers arent the definition of "failing upwards".........

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz Месяц назад +15

      and on TV, in shows, movies, on cover of magazines. She is evil impersonified.

    • @Bignuke87
      @Bignuke87 Месяц назад

      You were Harvey Weinsteins personal assistant? Heres $200 million ​@@ravinrabbit7932

    • @Relugus
      @Relugus Месяц назад

      You can if you're war criminal Anthony "Bomb aid workers" Blinken.

  • @wrayday7149
    @wrayday7149 Месяц назад +210

    Given how Hollywood treated Gina .... I don't think any of them have the right to demand a strong female character.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 Месяц назад +6

      You mean how they treated the Plague Rat?

    • @TonyPaulazzo
      @TonyPaulazzo Месяц назад +25

      They don't want an actual strong female character, just a mouthpeice for the cult - or a strong transwoman (who can knock out a stormtrooper with his fists)...

  • @knotengajin7359
    @knotengajin7359 Месяц назад +279

    Just stopped by to say that the “Combine Harvester” video is full of comments saying “I’m here because of Disparu”!

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk Месяц назад

      Timestamp?

    • @whatduck943
      @whatduck943 Месяц назад +3

      🎉🎉

    • @itsaKindaMagik
      @itsaKindaMagik Месяц назад

      YAY!

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Месяц назад +23

      @@ricardozk He's referring to a video with the following title: The Wurzels ORIGINAL PROMO FILM "Combine Harvester" No1 June 12th 1976

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Месяц назад +17

      It is a surprisingly catchy tune.

  • @GenuineLhachwen
    @GenuineLhachwen Месяц назад +82

    Skilled midwives are actually incredibly valuable so zero clue why she wouldn't have had work enough to continue midwifery. To be fair she must've been an unskilled midwife to not have had plenty of client-mums.

  • @RagingEggs
    @RagingEggs Месяц назад +173

    The Klangphonics owe you for all this free advertising.

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Месяц назад

      It is deeply ironic that the best professional scissorers are men.

    • @BinkyTheElf1
      @BinkyTheElf1 Месяц назад +15

      ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

  • @teguifer
    @teguifer Месяц назад +243

    I noticed how the witch of a darker complexion knew how to play bass. Once again Eric Cartman is right

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 Месяц назад +30

      😂 South Park is always right

    • @Harpagio
      @Harpagio Месяц назад +26

      Man that was so blatant I thought it HAD to be intentional lol

    • @dv8677
      @dv8677 Месяц назад +13

      Hi, I'm an overseas guest, so i don't know the context behind the whole, black people being able to play the bass, story.
      Mind filling me in?

    • @voorheesjason3161
      @voorheesjason3161 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@dv8677... no, I don't mind 😐

    • @bettysteve322716
      @bettysteve322716 Месяц назад +6

      @@dv8677 South Park, "the panderverse" episode is a good start.

  • @vwlssnvwls3262
    @vwlssnvwls3262 Месяц назад +25

    She did not forget the ingredients to the healing spell, she was trying to decide if she wanted to save a white male, and was stalling.

  • @Kal_g
    @Kal_g Месяц назад +130

    We now return to "Disparu's patience being tested..."

  • @thegungadfly8930
    @thegungadfly8930 Месяц назад +54

    Disparu , really enjoy your reviews especially on Nerdrotic. You have a rare wit.

  • @GreasyBeasty
    @GreasyBeasty Месяц назад +88

    For my own sanity, my mind wipes away all information pertaining to Agatha, immediately after watching a disparu clip. Then a new clip pops up and it all comes flooding back.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder Месяц назад

      same, the only reason i keep an eye on this show is disparu or other channels

  • @Tsaks1978
    @Tsaks1978 Месяц назад +34

    This show is so f*cking boring. It´s like someone make a whole series just from bottle episodes, with limited sets, budget and casts. Disney says they are happy because the show costs only 40$ milions. Forty?! Even a whole milion is too much.

    • @aidenk7047
      @aidenk7047 Месяц назад +2

      So why tf are you watching it?

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@aidenk7047who said we are watching the show ? We are watching a guy making fun of the show. I couldn't even be bothered to download it, let alone actually pay for it. I'm here because I find Disparu amusing.

    • @attackfox
      @attackfox Месяц назад

      Most of that had to have gone to the actors right? …. Right? 😭🙏🏻

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg Месяц назад +2

      This... show... seems to have had less re-shooting than most, but the Haus of Maus has a habit of under-reporting production budgets, except where they're padding them to claim tax credits. They never report the full cost including marketing.

    • @booshmcfadden7638
      @booshmcfadden7638 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@aidenk7047 If I watch 2 episodes of a show, I have watched it. I will mock it. And I stopped watching it. But I watched it. Do you understand?

  • @senpaipabst3480
    @senpaipabst3480 Месяц назад +48

    I'm confused.. wasn't the lady who died not actually a witch??? So what were they going to do once they got to the Green witch trial... The old bat wasn't a witch to start!

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 Месяц назад +20

      Logic is a Hollywood writers Kryptonite.

    • @jamesmetcalf5597
      @jamesmetcalf5597 Месяц назад +17

      Details, logic and consistency such things that are foreign concepts to Hollywood writers especially when making the all important decision of who is going to be doing the scissor on who.

    • @odindarkll3706
      @odindarkll3706 Месяц назад +13

      You think "Diddywood" likes to stay consistent about established rules and lore? Ha!

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg Месяц назад +2

      Wow, what a _patriarchal_ thing to say.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Месяц назад +2

      This new gen of writers don't think that far ahead. It is like the writing in Gotham Knights, each scene is written with its own continuity which is why nothing makes sense from scene to scene.

  • @haku8135
    @haku8135 Месяц назад +65

    So they sing the same fucking song for like the third time already. So much effort.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Месяц назад +14

      They're really, really determined to make it a Tiktok trend, aren't they?

    • @Mehiel-Sanctoria
      @Mehiel-Sanctoria Месяц назад +8

      Woah, buddy. Why do you hate women?

    • @odindarkll3706
      @odindarkll3706 Месяц назад +4

      "Down, down, down the viewships goes!"🎶🎶🎶

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Месяц назад +7

      Phineas and Ferb has a new song basically every episode. This multimillion dollar show can't even beat a freaking TV CARTOON. lol

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 Месяц назад +2

      @@SammEater If you wanna get more recent, Hazbin Hotel had 2 songs each episode with 8 episodes in the first season, they had a few MORE songs in the Pilot, AND the same creator is also doing Helluva Boss which has a bunch of BALLER fucking songs throughout it, including an absolute banger in the last episode.
      Then if you look outside of tv shows. There are DOZENS of Nerdcore artists putting out fantastic songs week over week.
      The laziness from FUCKING DISNEY of all companies to not be able to write TWO songs, and being unable to write ONE good song, is just staggering.

  • @Gopher31
    @Gopher31 Месяц назад +34

    I look forward to your review release as I used to look forward to the next episode.

  • @twilightthepony
    @twilightthepony Месяц назад +25

    In this episode, everyone is evil. A breath of fresh air from the previous episode, where... everyone was evil.

    • @TheVoidIsCold
      @TheVoidIsCold Месяц назад +1

      What about the old granny that died? I thought she wasn't evil?

  • @amazingbakingsoda6811
    @amazingbakingsoda6811 Месяц назад +313

    -Agatha All Along is tanking.
    -Let’s green light 2 more seasons. And make it gayer.

    • @Silverflower351
      @Silverflower351 Месяц назад +43

      And lamer😅

    • @Adelina-293
      @Adelina-293 Месяц назад +27

      Just like Star Trek: Discovery.

    • @yandelcano4269
      @yandelcano4269 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@Silverflower351 same thing

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 Месяц назад +3

      on a side note you know what the best and worst thing about south park is?? that series has so many classic episodes, i feel more then the simpsons, when one drops like the disney episode its forgotten quickly or maybe its just the times we live in.....

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Месяц назад +4

      South Park has always been "fast" - They put out episodes about things in the news within weeks, but that does mean that a lot of them have a shelf life. But at least they are consistently funny when they come out.

  • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
    @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 Месяц назад +60

    "Agatha, Gayest Marvel show, all along..."
    - M-SHE-U interviewer

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Месяц назад +1

      "Yeah. Whatever you say [Melonie Mac's favourite word]." -- Aubrey Plaza in interview

    • @AntiKaiMatic
      @AntiKaiMatic Месяц назад +1

      It's not even gay so...

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 11 дней назад

      @@harbl99 wait which one is that

  • @manucitomx
    @manucitomx Месяц назад +92

    You manage to transform tedium and despair into hilarity.
    Thank you, Disparu.

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn Месяц назад +6

      One might even suspect him of witchcraft, because this must be magic.

    • @itsabouttthattime
      @itsabouttthattime Месяц назад +5

      Far more entertaining than anything disney has put out in 10 years.

    • @Anothet4
      @Anothet4 Месяц назад +1

      Reminds me of old mst3k

  • @brettride4866
    @brettride4866 Месяц назад +10

    All standing bodies of water in the world has always been able to heal people......Think of all the pain and suffering that could of been avoided for 1000's of years if only we'd known about it. Shame no-one ever drank from a water source to survive in our history

  • @wishmaster4089
    @wishmaster4089 Месяц назад +36

    When Disparu's ad-libs are infinitely more comedic and enjoyable than the multi million dollar project from biggest film studio on the planet.

  • @ikitclaw3299
    @ikitclaw3299 Месяц назад +48

    Granny weatherwax would put this lot in their place with a look and a few words

    • @Jonas-lj8ul
      @Jonas-lj8ul Месяц назад +9

      And Nanny Ogg needs to know how to stop spelling "banana"....

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes Месяц назад +15

      Yes!! A Terry Pratchett reader!
      Yup, Granny would put them right in their place, like that Young Witch Coven in the elf book.

    • @Marjax
      @Marjax Месяц назад +6

      Nothing on this road would be more terrible than she was.

    • @iamepsilon2222
      @iamepsilon2222 Месяц назад +6

      Mistress Weatherwax to us.

    • @CrowR75
      @CrowR75 Месяц назад +5

      Proper witches! Even Magrat and Tiffany could take care of this lot!! 😅

  • @yendor0001
    @yendor0001 Месяц назад +76

    I know for a fact that TENS of people love this show. TENS!!! Sure, most of them were on the production team, but still TENS!!!. I hope, for the first time in Disney Plus's history, that these people can manage to FAIL DOWNWARDS the way they should.

    • @RobertBaraheon
      @RobertBaraheon Месяц назад +1

      hate watchng or watching video essay abt it.. not even fan this committed 😂

    • @MolloBolloEsquire
      @MolloBolloEsquire Месяц назад +6

      Sir, you will acknowledge that there were literally dozens- I said DOZENS - of fierce, strong, single ladies that loved this show.
      To marginalize these people by suggesting that the veiwership numbers were slightlty less than the true total is evidence of why we need feminism... and thankfully, Agatha All Along provides it in spades.
      Now, your penance shall be a recitation of 50 'Yasssss Queen Slays' followed by drinking of the sacred period blood.
      Good luck soldier.

    • @TheDeadfast
      @TheDeadfast Месяц назад +1

      Teens? Plural? They managed to find two?

    • @Mehiel-Sanctoria
      @Mehiel-Sanctoria Месяц назад

      This show has mostly positive user reviews on rotten tomatoes, shockingly.

    • @isitPC
      @isitPC Месяц назад +1

      I imagine most wear TENS therapy too. Or TENA. One of the two. Possibly both...

  • @Serialfoxity
    @Serialfoxity Месяц назад +13

    Disparu: I ship 'em!
    Me: :Pog: He said the thing!

  • @ginandtonic69
    @ginandtonic69 Месяц назад +147

    Am a woman. Think it’s utter UTTER shite. Just sayin’

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 Месяц назад

      Ah, but are you a middle aged wine mom whose kids never want to visit anymore and sits all alone in your living room trying to drink away the loneliness while lusting after a young sexy house maid you know would never glance twice in your direction while also having an interest in Marvel?
      See? You're just not the target audience, you bigot.

    • @PDTeter
      @PDTeter Месяц назад +31

      Im glad im a man. If crap like this was targeted at me I would be insulted

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 Месяц назад

      Believe me we feel insulted. Every time I see a She-Hulk or a Galadriel or any arrogant, cold, humourless, sociopathic, incompetent, entitled, chip-on-their-shoulder, ideologically motivated, man-hàting, emasculating, two-dimensional characters, I feel so insulted that the female Hollywood narcissists look at that and go "yup, the average woman will totally relate to that". They are writing themselves.

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 Месяц назад

      Believe me we feel insulted. Every time I see a She-Hulk or a Galadriel or any arrogant, cold, humourless, sôciôpathic, incompetent, entitled, chip-on-their-shoulder, ideologically motivated, màn-hàting, emasculating, two-dimensional characters, I feel so insulted that the female Hollywood nârcissists look at that and go "yup, the average woman will totally relate to that". They are writing themselves.

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 Месяц назад

      Believe me we feel insulted. Every time I see a She-Hulk or a Galadriel or any arrogant, cold, humourless, sôciôpathic, incompetent, entitled, chip-on-their-shoulder, ideologically motivated, màn-hàting, emäsculating, two-dimensional characters, I feel so insulted that the female Hollywood nârcîssists look at that and go "yup, the average woman will totally relate to that". They are writing themselves.
      The umlauts and reposts are thanks to the RUclips censorship, which is absolutely outrageous.

  • @weswolever7477
    @weswolever7477 Месяц назад +10

    11:58 child: can we get yoko ono?
    Mother: we have yoko ono at home.

  • @Moth_Maiden_Meggie
    @Moth_Maiden_Meggie Месяц назад +17

    Lmao my uncle has a knitting needle scar from falling on my aunts craft basket

  • @sethkaicer319
    @sethkaicer319 Месяц назад +24

    Thank you disparu for your lovely gift of a box of wine and edible candles❤

  • @poppedweasel
    @poppedweasel Месяц назад +7

    Moonlight? And water? So pretty much any body of water that's not underground.

  • @maguffintop2596
    @maguffintop2596 Месяц назад +14

    Funny how evil even has physical features identifiable through the ages

  • @scottmataga5907
    @scottmataga5907 Месяц назад +40

    My grandmother told me 'it doesn't matter what they say, Hollywood productions don't have to be competently written, acted or directed, don't have to appeal to viewers and don't have to make money.'

    • @StarStuff.
      @StarStuff. Месяц назад +2

      and most of all don't need to make sense...

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Месяц назад +2

      The thing is... Shows genuinely shouldn't be for EVERYONE. But they have to be for SOMEONE. Making shows that are literally for NO-ONE is the kind of hubris that in earlier epochs was punished by tidal waves.

  • @Drakonis.Imperial
    @Drakonis.Imperial Месяц назад +28

    Is Jac Shaeffer one of Kamala Harris' scriptwr ... er, speechwriters?
    Because "the journey of being on a journey, is a journey" is 100% something she'd say (in six or eight different accents).
    And let's be honest, a diversity hire with all the power in the world still being a victim and "underdog" is 100% Disney Marvel.

    • @aidenk7047
      @aidenk7047 Месяц назад

      The woman who said that was Gandja Monteiro, one of the directors not Jac Schaeffer.

    • @Eric-cz3ij
      @Eric-cz3ij Месяц назад

      I must respond with a response that is responsive and responsible.

  • @deus_ex_felis
    @deus_ex_felis Месяц назад +20

    i cant wait for the finale where they time travel to 1692 salem, mass

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley Месяц назад +3

      Spoiler alert: when Agatha gets the Giles Corey treatment, it’s peak Marvel.

    • @Romczy
      @Romczy Месяц назад +2

      To the time when these hags were doable?

  • @amandapike2477
    @amandapike2477 Месяц назад +8

    That one playing the triangle is Patti Lupone, she's actually a very well known Broadway singer and musician, which is why it's funny that she only got a triangle to play.

    • @disturbed-poltergeist3739
      @disturbed-poltergeist3739 Месяц назад +1

      She was also Rabbi Shari in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
      ''Being happy is selfish! Remember that we suffered.''

    • @adrianhansen3105
      @adrianhansen3105 Месяц назад

      Patti was the original Evita in the Broadway run...in the 1970s. Amazing voice, crap politics. I think she got a little too close to her character. She played opposite the legendary Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya in Princess Bride) who portrayed Che Guevara in Evita. I'd suggest listening to that Evita Soundtrack, the show is epic because of them. They were both in their prime and did amazing jobs. Too bad they're both lefty.

  • @temenostime4441
    @temenostime4441 Месяц назад +4

    Lesbian soft core on Disney+. Sure. Why not. Can’t wait for the reboot of Hocus Pocus.

  • @MrMirageCaster
    @MrMirageCaster Месяц назад +161

    Four episodes in and Disparu hasn't gone insane from cringe or depressed from tedium? More strength than I.

    • @TheSouloftheDragon
      @TheSouloftheDragon Месяц назад +19

      After Velma and Rings of Power, this has to try a little harder.

    • @Bonesawisready926
      @Bonesawisready926 Месяц назад +9

      I admire how he can find enjoyment in all the terrible shows. They just make me dejected.

    • @knotengajin7359
      @knotengajin7359 Месяц назад +4

      Cigarettes, caffeine, and alcohol fuel him.

    • @juniormint5065
      @juniormint5065 Месяц назад +5

      Do you listen to the way he talks? He's been insane since season 1 EP 1 of the acolyte. Or before

    • @MechaFenris
      @MechaFenris Месяц назад

      Job. Patience of Job. 😊

  • @Blodhelm
    @Blodhelm Месяц назад +75

    LOL they brag about being the gayest thing in Disney/Marvel history, yet shy away from an onscreen kiss, something Xena and Star Trek: DS9 did 20+ years ago, back when it was shocking to audiences. Today it isn't even a blip on the radar because just about every show does it and they want seal claps for getting close. Disney deserves what it's getting.

    • @svetlanaandrasova6086
      @svetlanaandrasova6086 Месяц назад

      Problem isnt they say its gayest show. Problem is that it isnt and its a lie.

    • @mudcrab3420
      @mudcrab3420 Месяц назад

      Even Acolyte wasn't that ghey in the end. From a Disney Star Wars the last sequel was gheyer (at least in some edits) cause they at least had the balls of show two chicks snog.
      I give credit to RTD with Disney Doctor Who. At least when he said he was going to make the Doctor gay he went full retard. I mean it is still utter rubbish, but unlike Acolyte and Agg he put his Rainbow where his Inclusion was.

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Месяц назад

      Notice also that they can't show a happy, healthy gay relationship - They can only show horny, lonely people who want to bang each other.

    • @AntiKaiMatic
      @AntiKaiMatic Месяц назад +1

      It was marketed bad its really good watch it

    • @tkps
      @tkps Месяц назад

      The access media reponse is so over the top. You'd think gay was never on screen/in literature until 5 minutes ago. 'It was subtexty enough the straights could convince themselves it was platonic but to us queer types it was soooo obvious' with the on her thigh in all caps for good measure. Are they kidding? Surely none of them actually believe we can't see what's so damn blatant it's akin to bashing us over the head with a shovel. Save us from these bloody 'journalists'

  • @kathyflorcruz552
    @kathyflorcruz552 Месяц назад +12

    My god - if I never heard "journey" again it will be too soon.

    • @eerielamp
      @eerielamp Месяц назад

      ... Journey before Destination? 👀
      Sorry 😂

  • @attackfox
    @attackfox Месяц назад +5

    “To the beat of her tangerine” took me by surprise 😂😂

  • @makojechuks4507
    @makojechuks4507 Месяц назад +6

    " The dancing queen... feeling the beat of her tangerine "😂😂

  • @CrowR75
    @CrowR75 Месяц назад +17

    I feel bad for all the crew who work their butts off for these vanity projects. Imagine having to be on set and not being able to scream "Are you serious right now?"

  • @Vaelosh466
    @Vaelosh466 Месяц назад +9

    It sounded like Jac Shafer was saying that she sees herself as a witch or they represent LBGT or something. Why would she then write a show where all the witches are self-interested and evil? I get that Agatha is an existing character but the only character that seems to not be intentionally written as sociopathic is the dude.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Месяц назад +3

      I think she took "write what you know" a little too literally.
      Everyone she knows acts like that, so clearly that must be normal.

  • @angelus3406
    @angelus3406 Месяц назад +31

    If another witch dies they can call Velma in her place😂😂

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear Месяц назад +27

    Im convinced someone in Hollywood watched scream 4 and is convinced thats how you write gay characters and then did that for 15 years.

    • @tailgater5183
      @tailgater5183 Месяц назад +2

      Who was gay in Scream 4? I don’t think there were any characters

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear Месяц назад +7

      @@tailgater5183 the guy with the cam that got epstined on the door steps.

  • @jeniferclemente1252
    @jeniferclemente1252 Месяц назад +21

    Always a privilege to look forward to your reviews 😆
    So they use the same way to protect against a seabear attack to protect themselves from a weird curse? It’s hilarious that they followed SpongeBob’s camping episode 😆

    • @lovely1762
      @lovely1762 Месяц назад +3

      They should have used salt to protect themselves....silly.

    • @jeniferclemente1252
      @jeniferclemente1252 Месяц назад

      @@lovely1762 😆

  • @hankdedalus
    @hankdedalus Месяц назад +27

    Well color me (not) shocked that some other crappy modern show has only evil people in it again.

  • @daytwaqua
    @daytwaqua Месяц назад +3

    Iwas hoping for a Mallrats reference when the third nipple was mentioned, but the Total Recall reference is also good.

  • @johndurham6172
    @johndurham6172 Месяц назад +11

    Audrey is just collecting a check 😂.

    • @attackfox
      @attackfox Месяц назад +1

      I think they all are, none of this is real television.

    • @johndurham6172
      @johndurham6172 Месяц назад

      @@attackfox 💯💯

  • @Xatxitor
    @Xatxitor Месяц назад +31

    No one will say it's racist the black one is playing bass?
    (South Park reference)

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 Месяц назад +6

      Why would it be racist. It's common knowledge that every black person has a bass in their basement and know how to play it.

  • @odindarkll3706
    @odindarkll3706 Месяц назад +9

    I finally found the hero of this show: the curse!

  • @ryanmason2502
    @ryanmason2502 Месяц назад +5

    Can we PLEASE lock that damn closet door? It's like a freaking clown car.

  • @mattshuey1
    @mattshuey1 Месяц назад +6

    Disp leaning into the shipping culture for this series has been so delightful.

    • @attackfox
      @attackfox Месяц назад +1

      You gotta watch his RoP videos too then 😂

  • @YugiSupersaiyan
    @YugiSupersaiyan Месяц назад +2

    Ah yes, back to our regularly scheduled witch burning.

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns Месяц назад +20

    I can't wait for the trial where they all load a U-Haul and fill out domestic violence reports.

  • @headp3
    @headp3 Месяц назад +3

    Who else wants to see a Velma/Agatha crossover just so we can watch Disparu mess his trousers with the "shipping" possibilities.

  • @auramatic77
    @auramatic77 Месяц назад +6

    Wouldn’t it be amazing if they made a show about a bunch of despicable people who all die horribly at the end? 😂

  • @roc7880
    @roc7880 Месяц назад +2

    somehow I enjoy bad shows on TV, without watching them although, since they allow you guys make such great satire and commentary. this is the best way to start my day.

  • @vahidoph
    @vahidoph Месяц назад +3

    So this is what MCU has become. Dance numbers and musical.
    In the next movie when an alien hord attacks the earth, the avenger gonna sing them to death.

  • @rogerhalt3991
    @rogerhalt3991 Месяц назад +3

    This is the most unapologetic DEI, agenda, message pushing I’ve ever seen. Way to go Disney. I’m so sorry for the modern day child

  • @butterflysuki7772
    @butterflysuki7772 Месяц назад +28

    I'm sorry... but I am a woman... and I HATE all of this... it's so ridiculous. I mean, sure shipping is fun sometimes, but it's not supposed to actually MAKE IT INTO THE SHOWS. Like, I'd LOVE to have the Throne of Glass or ACOTAR series made into a show. It's actually well written, well defined characters and world building with clear goals and boundaries, but also written for women. Elves and witches and other dimensions of characters without having to steal lore from well written ones by men for men. I grew up with a brother so I love and enjoy male oriented things too. I'll watch One Punch Man and My Happy Marriage, DBZ and Fruits Basket, with equal enjoyment!

    • @svetlanaandrasova6086
      @svetlanaandrasova6086 Месяц назад

      Im dreaming of ACOTAR movie series or tv series...ah Cassian...

    • @Sarcastic_Sophist
      @Sarcastic_Sophist Месяц назад

      Never read the series you are describing. Have heard of them a fair few times, I'm a guy so they don't seem to be to my tastes.
      Even so, glad you also hate this garbage. Best wishes to you.

    • @svetlanaandrasova6086
      @svetlanaandrasova6086 Месяц назад +1

      @@Sarcastic_Sophist oh those books arent for men🤣

    • @Sarcastic_Sophist
      @Sarcastic_Sophist Месяц назад

      @@svetlanaandrasova6086 I figured as much, don't worry I can live without them. I got tons of fantasy books to read.

  • @maguffintop2596
    @maguffintop2596 Месяц назад +6

    Thank you for reviewing Stinky Fish Fingers for us!! Who needs ipecacs or emetics?? One look at Ag the Hag does the trick!!

    • @AgentSmith1991
      @AgentSmith1991 Месяц назад +2

      I just smelled that title you came up with... 🤢

  • @DarkAquas
    @DarkAquas Месяц назад +7

    Disney gloated abt the streaming numbers a little bit ago but how many ppl actually are genuinely enjoying the show . The only thing ppl are interested in is the sigil across Billy’s mouth

  • @anonanon3112
    @anonanon3112 Месяц назад +2

    We have to appreciate shows like this and the Acolyte for reminding people why burning witches was justified.
    Their evil actions aside, it's a surefire way of getting rid of the most annoying people from your town.

  • @misswithahiss
    @misswithahiss Месяц назад +7

    Thank you for saving me from the agony of Agatha 😊

    • @AntiKaiMatic
      @AntiKaiMatic Месяц назад

      I recommend you watch the series 😊

    • @misswithahiss
      @misswithahiss Месяц назад

      @@AntiKaiMatic It's woke nonsense like so much these days.

  • @ericpode6095
    @ericpode6095 Месяц назад +20

    2:22 was that Kamala's script writer?

  • @krakalicious5277
    @krakalicious5277 Месяц назад +4

    Surprised the candle witch doesn't have a killmonger hair cut

  • @Poisedanubis85
    @Poisedanubis85 Месяц назад +5

    Funnier part is when the boy played guitar,,,upside down hilarious playing a right handed guitar in ya left I’d say it was intended but I doubt it

  • @KitsuneAdorable
    @KitsuneAdorable Месяц назад +14

    So, let me get this straight, instead of summing a Green Witch saying, "someone who is good at decision making." Or, "someone who can identity mushrooms etc." They come up with these stupid "comedic" wishes instead of actually deciding what is important in this persons character? Charmed may have had it's problems back in the 90s, but at least they took the source material seriously when they had to. 🤦🏻‍♀

  • @grokeffer6226
    @grokeffer6226 Месяц назад +3

    Bizarre obsession, such as Witchcraft and its' supporters in the entertainment industry, is off-putting and weird. My immediate reaction to someone that actually took this stuff seriously would be to recoil in contempt. What horrible influences they are!! If it's some cute kid on Halloween dressed up to get a bagful of candy, that's one thing. Harry Potter, et cetera. But all this Witchcraft crap that's coming out of 'entertainers' lately is really a whole 'nother smoke. Weird!! WEIRD!! 😜🤪

  • @KayJay940
    @KayJay940 Месяц назад +3

    This one time when I was in school I saw this kid fall square on the knobbly bit in the playgeound. Pfffphh. Right in the keester.
    I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THAT AGAIN until I seen Agatha all along.

    • @rogerk6180
      @rogerk6180 Месяц назад +2

      I was expecting a band camp anacdote...

  • @justinrodriguez5957
    @justinrodriguez5957 Месяц назад +7

    *Takes a deep breath*
    Ok, back into the madness.

  • @hervebenganga8561
    @hervebenganga8561 Месяц назад +6

    Disparu must have a really really fucking good therapist. Watching these shows on our behalf is definitely going to hurt him at some point 😂😂😂😂. God bless you bro

  • @LividPigeon
    @LividPigeon Месяц назад +11

    He got chucked through a window and you DIDN'T make a Defenistration joke??. OK, what have you done with the real Disparu??

    • @BinkyTheElf1
      @BinkyTheElf1 Месяц назад +1

      Disparu’s defenestration game is weak. Shameful!

  • @Olinser
    @Olinser Месяц назад +3

    Speaking of cheap, this show looks it. Which makes no sense, because of the huge budget. At this point there's no way to not think Disney is using these shows to launder money.

  • @Baha7579
    @Baha7579 Месяц назад +1

    I love your channel, you crack me up!!!! I tried so hard to watch this show, literally made it to half of the first episode and could not do it, just couldn't. I now watch your reviews for entertainment and a dose of comedy relief. If anyone wants to watch the mini-series that was based on the first episode of Agatha All Along, go to Max, and watch Mare of Easttown. .

  • @michaeldinowitz3163
    @michaeldinowitz3163 Месяц назад +3

    Someone saw that Buffy musical episode, heard/saw the "Willow Tree" reference, and grew up needing to make a TV show focused on it.

  • @patrickancona1193
    @patrickancona1193 Месяц назад +3

    Your a stronger man then I, I’m no longer allowed to have firearms near ANY tv or device, also the neighbors are sick a ducking….
    + all the holes gotta get patched…

  • @geeg
    @geeg Месяц назад +4

    They just want to capture the whimsy of wandavision but the era/outfit changes were contextualised in the story for it to make some narrative sense too. Here it’s just so obvious that they are clip farming. And I’ve never been so aware of the fact that they are acting before. It’s so unnatural they can’t even make the characters believable as people.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 Месяц назад

      Most of why WandaVision worked was cuz of Elizabeth and Paul doing the heavy lifting, Kathryn had better material to work with there
      Here they have nothing for anyone to work with and Kathryn can’t even save this cuz she’s surrounded by nonsense and silly script writing, the show is so desperate to recreate what Elizabeth

  • @ezra572
    @ezra572 Месяц назад

    its nice to see people are interested in this show to watch and make a review up to episode 4 👏👏

  • @zacharymcmillan2788
    @zacharymcmillan2788 Месяц назад +1

    "He's crying. HE'S CRYING! What does that mean Piotr?"
    - Baron Vladimir Harkonnen,
    played by Kenneth McMillan -
    'David Lynch's Dune'

  • @LaCazaLP
    @LaCazaLP Месяц назад +1

    Aubrey's Witches Road is the only Witches Road i would go down to.

  • @peteypiranalover
    @peteypiranalover Месяц назад +2

    8:40 It's Food, it tastes good consistently to many people definitely myself. Is it healthy? No. There are far higher Bar food in the quality tier list

  • @JohnDoe-jc5kt
    @JohnDoe-jc5kt Месяц назад +2

    0:44 OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTAND XD Why'd it take me so long to figure out?

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 Месяц назад +5

    did.....did they think women like listening to horrible singing and cheering for the bad guys? because thats what this show makes me think they thought women wanted to watch

    • @Confeggi_davis
      @Confeggi_davis Месяц назад

      Have you ever met a woman

    • @AntiKaiMatic
      @AntiKaiMatic Месяц назад

      The only bad guy is Agatha and she's written that way on purpose.

    • @ChaoticYak1
      @ChaoticYak1 Месяц назад

      @@Confeggi_davis I am a woman and want neither of those things.

    • @Confeggi_davis
      @Confeggi_davis Месяц назад

      @@ChaoticYak1 Great you have found out that individuals exist.

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 Месяц назад +2

    And here I thought if... Aubrey... hurt Agatha, it would kill her and give Agatha her powers?
    There is no such thing as a 'covenless witch', in that the coven isn't what makes a witch.
    The... candle bint, if she is a 'dark witch'? Why the hell did she know the potion ritual?
    "I don't even know her name."
    I do, I remembered Sharon... but not Hart.
    Can't wait for Agatha to go through the fridge.
    Why not? She already crawled through the oven. Which, by fairy tale standard, should be the end of her.
    That song is going to be in every episode, isn't it? And it's going to be used to solve every problem, isn't it? You know what that reminds me of? That episode of RTD's... with the monster climbing out of the piano. Jinx Monsoon.

  • @DeathSongoftheThreeStorms
    @DeathSongoftheThreeStorms Месяц назад +3

    29:04 sounds like they ripped off the scar comparison scene from Jaws, right down to "my scar is a broken heart."

  • @StuffILearnedFromYouTube-wn1pf
    @StuffILearnedFromYouTube-wn1pf Месяц назад +1

    I'll never watch another Disparu video without thinking of a Plasterers Radio.

  • @drayheath
    @drayheath Месяц назад +3

    OMG! What is that band with the guy playing the scissors he shows all the time? 🤣

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Месяц назад +1

      The name of the band is literally on the screen each time he shows the clip.

  • @b.a.d.wavesradio7314
    @b.a.d.wavesradio7314 Месяц назад +1

    Once again, you’re more entertaining than the show you’re reviewing!!

  • @DavidTyler-o6t
    @DavidTyler-o6t Месяц назад

    I like the small window of Disparu as a scenes play. Before when we’d jump back and forth between him and the clip was intense and hard to follow 😂

  • @AFLOVEable
    @AFLOVEable Месяц назад +1

    Don't you just love, how brave and daring they were, in bringing back DeeDee Ramone in Hendrix-camouflage?
    So, summoning of the dead works, right?

  • @DMF121
    @DMF121 Месяц назад

    Every time he says, "I ship um" I can't help, but laugh 😂. Thanks D. I really needed that this morning.

  • @PortlandsTransport
    @PortlandsTransport Месяц назад +1

    A pal of mine explained the scissors! I had no idea!

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 Месяц назад +2

    _Marvel, Phase You Have To Let Your Sister Play Too_ and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

  • @mobbs6426
    @mobbs6426 Месяц назад +3

    I support a cloak revival.
    Capes tho... they're for costumes

  • @Aman_9612
    @Aman_9612 Месяц назад +6

    if the show was actually as bad as you say it is it wouldn't have an 80% audience rating on rotten tomatoes. Acolyte was abysmal(why it has 13% audience rating) but this is definitely not as bad as you think it is even though I don't agree with some of the aesthetics it definitely has good bones like that wanda series.

    • @kingvejita8827
      @kingvejita8827 Месяц назад

      the wanda series ? the one where she enslaves all humans AND KIDS in the town and at the end the show pretends wanda is still the good guy , that show ? this is the hill ur choosing... ur just weird.

    • @lobaoguara2332
      @lobaoguara2332 Месяц назад

      ​@@kingvejita8827Ignore this, some people think these review sites are trustworthy.

  • @cairsahrstjoseph996
    @cairsahrstjoseph996 22 дня назад

    You really get it, philosophically. A solid baseline of what is true.

  • @secretgoldfish
    @secretgoldfish Месяц назад +2

    "Everyones EVIL And CHEAP".......explains soo much supposed content-ment nowadays, almost like they were trying to normalise it in our deliberate 'divide, devolve and conquer' times.

  • @davesilkstone6912
    @davesilkstone6912 Месяц назад +2

    funniest review yet 🤣🤣🤣

  • @w92viking64
    @w92viking64 Месяц назад +3

    My god when you thought Marvel Disney couldn’t get any worse
    Agatha - hold my beer