Agatha All Along review of episode 7 season 1, where for once it had an interesting way of telling the story. While the story is really basic once unrolled, on the first watch through is for once enough to keep your interest to see where it goes. Unfortunately thats where the compliments end. With the crew still just being perfectly happy surrounding themselves with their own murderers, teen gets even more insufferable the more time he has on screen. The most bizarre thing is every episode that has a death, they do their best to make them like them first. Which ends up with you liking all the characters who leave the series, but despising everyone you have to watch. Seems really backwards to me. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Am I the only one who sees what they’re ripping off here? - person who’s lost something goes on a path to get it back - Surrounded by others who also need what’s at the end of the journey - the main character has a deep connection with death - there are random musical numbers scattered throughout the story -and even now with death calling the main character a “coward” apparently? These motherfuckers had the gaul to rip off Puss in Boots: The Last Wish!!!!
There’s now an entire genre of entertainment made up of people watching reviews of woke nonsense shows, never having a desire to watch the shows themselves! It’s magnificent!😂❤
@@jeremyallen5974 I think people misunderstood that movie. They didn't explain it very well to be fair. First: Wanda knew vision was alive, already. And he left for a purpose we don't know yet. But I'm sure Wanda could get this info from fake vision as he was a construct of her mind. And her brother, was a part of her time in her illusion and made her realize that she could accept his death and move on. So her driving motivation would be finding a way to get her children back without harming anyone to do it. Second: After her first couple uses of the darkhold, it took hold of her singular desire and amplified it significantly to the point where she would use it's power in order to get her children. Then she would continue using it to protect them. This is to say, the book was using her to essentially create a chaotic reality where world's would collide and allow all of the dark holds across space-time to resonate and release the Demon, Chthon, that they serve.... This was hinted at and touched on briefly, but is only actually known if you know the comics. But this is why she was thoroughly irrational and so easily unhinged for something you'd think had a simple solution. The book twisted her thoughts to seek only the most destructive means of getting a singular desire.
@@MamaMOB yes. To us, they were. But she had used chaos magic and absorbed the dark magic of Agatha. (Which was mixed with the energy of the dark hold)... So her thoughts and feelings towards her children kept them real to her. And the moment she used the dark hold, herself.. she realized that they did exist in other universes. This made them even more real and the idea of having a family again, reality. But that singular thought was preyed on by the dark hold and magnified to the highest extent. So even if she could normally say "they weren't real, but I miss them"... The darkhold twisted the thought into "They DO exist... My illusion was made from dreams of them in other universes. I CAN have them back.." Sorry my responses are long, but I'm trying to voice my thoughts to make sure I'm understood.
He said nobody was worse then this guy. 4:21 The acolyte was worse... She burned their entire family down and then blamed her sister and some random jedi who just so happen to be in the area at the time, and who by the way, saved the only person from the fires she herself made.
That is sadly incorrect she did lock her sister up, also try to burn down her home, but the coven pretty much just threw themselves onto the lightsabers of the Jedi.
Let me get this straight… The ghost of a child possesses the dead body of a boy from a specific religion, turns him gay, then goes on a romp with aging women and ends up killing most of them. Then he dresses in drag. This show is peak Disney. And no, not in a good way.
It should be pretty apparent too since he only truly has memories from Billy, like how has he not realized he's basically a thought-ghost piloting a corpse? Agatha even pointed that out to him!
@@babbit09But he don't have memories from being Billy at all? He got the information of his old self from outside, he already live for 3 years in this new identity
@@hangle-id9wh The moment he "revived" he said the name "Tommy". As far as I'm concerned, even just having the memory of an individual's name (whether or not you remember the individual themself) is more memory than, well, no memory at all. He even admits to still not having any memory from before that accident in that backstory episode.
There's apparently talks of Thanos returning don't really know if its true but never underestimate a company like Disney who think being lazy and desperate are great replacements for talent and capability.
You're still expecting creators of the MCU today to read or care about the source material? They were ordered not to do so since post Endgame and nothing has changed.
@@odindarkll3706 I agree they haven't thought that far in advance...officially. But Audrey Plaza's probably been working on some A or B-list movies. She had like 4 out this year. She's hardly against being an item with Deadpool, in an R-rated romp, in let's say 4 years. (Yeah, I know...won't happen) Deadpool has to be PG-13 with Spidey, but why Lady Death, given their history in the comics?
"Necrogatha All Along" is a grim and accurate picture becoming more crystal clear with each and every new update, brother. And Good man for the shout out: "Where's Aubrey?!"
He’s mad at agetha for placing the cards wrong but he didn’t do any better. Only difference is she did it faster & without the bs attempt to pretend like she knew what the cards meant
I think what irritates me the most is that, in tarot, the Death card does not mean literal death - right side up, it means letting go of the past/new beginnings. It's only negative if it's drawn upside down. But then, this witch sucked at reading tarot; so it's not surprising she didn't know what the card actually meant.
That why she is back at her past and start to live in the gaps of her life, let's go of the fear of her destination. What are you complain about? It's not even that hard to see the details
@@hangle-id9wh She could have easily left with the others - literally nothing was stopping her from doing so, as the Salem Seven wouldn't have been able to follow them into the next trial. This implies she read the card as her having to die (seeing as she's reading for herself) and chose to needlessly sacrifice herself to save the others when all she had to do was follow the others and close the door behind her and they all would have been safe.
EXACTLY I read tarot myself just like 4+ generations of my family before me. Like if you’re gonna make this shill shit show at least be accurate about it lmao
@@madamefluffy4788The way I seen it was that she “sacrificed” herself so they could not just escape and still be on the run but by killing the Salem 7 in the process. But can they even die??? lol I’m so confused rn
Imagine if there was a show aimed at older men where one of the main characters was a teenage girl who wouldn't shut up about her active personal life and implications of her being into women. This all just seems really fucking slimy
@tkps the double standard thing is well known and accurate but I didn't even mean to make my point about that. More so how disgusting it is that they're sexualizing a teenage boy and moulding him into their gay best friend and all they do is allude to him having an active, degenerate lifestyle in his teens
@@isaiahcolon6941It doesn’t appease this gay 29 year old dude either. Nor would it have appeased me 10 years ago. It’s fucking weird and gross. Fuck the double standards, for me this is just as bad as if it were the other way around. I’m glad people are finally waking up to it, even some of the shills I’ve talked to are seeing the light believe it or not. But for every one of us there are about a thousand of them. So frustrating ugghh. Sorry rant over 😂
Dear Disney: No. If you're going to try to use tarot as a plot point? You might want to have some clue what you're even doing with it. There is a process. You have the person being read hold the deck, and 'infuse' it with their question, then the reader deals the cards into the positions, face down. Then, and only then, do you start flipping them over and reading the significance of their locations and positions. Yes, those are two different things. Location is 'past, present, future, immediate' and one other I can't recall at the moment, position is 'rightside up' or 'reversed'. Reversed inverts the meaning of the card. A lot of it is still 'cold reading' the person being read, but it's a lot more involved than the episode made it look. Who was that down in the tunnels? Not candle lady, the other one? Was that Mrs. Hart?
yeah nah, don't be like that. there are many ways a reader can read the cards. i think they've covered the whole tarot reading bit very well, and clear enough for non-readers to follow. even had agatha commenting "it's all subjective" to balance out the bias.
I can't believe that they are introducing Lady Death in this shitty show instead of Infinity War. She is basically the reason that purple simp with rainbow gauntlet does anything.
Thanos' backstory was changed, so no Death unfortunately. Hell, I thought Death would be in a Deadpool movie since she was his lover, but nope. It's Agatha.
I refuse to believe that people who were shitting on Ironman 3, now say that this is "okish" show... It just shows how low people have lowered their standards for little bit of shill money...
I mean, there's bigger garbage that has fans... Like Diddy. Although, back then, we were allowed to call product trash without five rabbid fans trying to cancel people and blame the orange man for everything.
There's worse trash to be fans of, like Diddy and The Marvels. That being said, Ironman 3 came out during a time where we were allowed to call bad products for what they were, instead of walking on eggshells amongst the six fans that liked said bad stuff and wanted to cancel anyone that didn't.
She saw Wanda’s body at the start at episode 1. But it was still in the realm of Wanda’s spell. So that’s why she’s not sure. But the fact that she broke from the spell suggests Wanda is at least weaker. But generally agree on the force feeding of diversity being inane at this point. Also that’s not her Mum.
It looks like there was someone in the writers room with a bit of talent. Pity they could not have written it all. The reason the actress of the eldest character didn't seem to know anything about the MCU etc, is that she really doesn't give a sh*t and doesn't even pretend to care. This was a paycheque to her. She's famous for being a stage actress.
Actors not caring about the source material of their role is not even in the top 100 problems any media has. That's just snobbish elitist viewer attitude. If something bombs, it's because of the screenwriters, followed by casting directors and film directors. If an actor is cast properly and follows the script, you'll always get as good of a media as the screenwriters and directors are.
Honestly at this point I can't even blame them for not caring about the source material, cause the writers clearly don't either. Just look at Iman Vellani, the actress for Ms. Marvel (and frankly the only one of "The Marvels" who could act), despite being as bold as to "stand up to" Keven Feige about the MCU NOT being universe 616, her show still turned out... yeah. Truth is actors that DO care about the source material just get axed, ala Henry Cavill.
It's always such a joy to see you've uploaded, I know I'm in for a laugh. I'd never sit down to watch this crap, but I'm happy to watch it through you, at least that way it's fun.
I'll be serious for a minute and be honest - all these attempts to "represent minority groups" and "compensate for centuries of injustice due to patriarchy" etc. All that turns out badly, because quantity does not translate into quality, and the ideology of the party does not transform into creative potential. Therefore, Star Trek - Picard, Star Wars - Acolyte, American Horror Story, Dune by Villeneuve and many other touch upon topic of the witches, but without a unique spin this shows simply came and went. As a result, the "modern audience" constantly demands new variations on the same theme, without even suspecting the existence of previous attempts to implement it. Therefore, I am sure that Agatha will be forgotten just like the previous shows and in 2025 we will get new bland movies and series about witches.
I disagree. It will be remembered. As the Era of Financially Wasted Cinema. or the Woke go Broke Era. I'm sure there are other more creative names but these shows will be remembered for the mistakes they are
@@Joshua-ju5uc, I talked about the theme of witches in particular. AHS had almost 3 seasons that revolved around them, but no one remembers them because the witches weren't particularly interesting or memorable. Their powers have never been properly explained, making it difficult to invest yourself in their stories. I mean, they are literally on par with God and Satan, they know how to travel in time, resurrect and so on. With such abilities, they cannot have any obstacles. Well, and most importantly, it is not clear whether they are good or evil. Probably good, but it’s still not clear why they tried to stop the Antichrist.
This shoe did not come and go, it was very well received by people outside the "I hate women" klansmen crowd in the nerdrotic/critical drinker sphere. You are the most race obsessed people on the internet, it's why you can't just focus on the show vs bitch about minorities on screen or the sex of too many of the leads. I get it, you demand male cock as your preferred leads, nothing wrong with that, but just because you entitled pricks are not catered to in a show does not make it bad.
Always fun to watch, I liked the method of storytelling and warmed to Lillia by the end too, sacrificing herself to end the threat of the Seven (not that they were actually much of a threat)...problem is, they were the children of the witches Agatha murdered who were out to get revenge and stop her - an evil serial killer witch - so Lillia sacrificed herself to save murderers from those who are ostensibly the good guys! Yay for modern MCU morality! Billy and Agatha are insufferable I presume Agatha says Wanda's dead because she saw her body in her imaginary world.
Yea . . . The Salem Seven really mattered in this series beyond trying to look menacing in robes, eh? LOL Again, as Disparu has noted, I'm still wondering why we're supposed to want Agatha to get her powers back.
Am I the only one who sees what they’re ripping off here? - person who’s lost something goes on a path to get it back - Surrounded by others who also need what’s at the end of the journey - the main character has a deep connection with death - there are random musical numbers scattered throughout the story -and even now with death calling the main character a “coward” apparently? These motherfuckers had the gaul to rip off Puss in Boots: The Last Wish!!!!
Congratulations on finding out tropes exist. Before puss in boots 2, these tropes are already used over and over. Like, we have tons of other shows that have the same tropes of Agatha all along, not just Puss in boots: the last wish
@@hangle-id9wh to be fair, I went with Puss in Boots because of how recent it is and it's success. And we all know how Disney is with Modernity, whether it's the properties they mock or the shitty messaging they push.
The "windfall" is the Tower card, which represents disaster, and broken pride. Reversed, it means the exact opposite of what she's saying. The Tower reversed means you're *avoiding* disaster, or at least your doom will be delayed by a bit. She really is bad at Tarot.
@HardlyWorkin-kh5uh the anti woke incel nerdrotic critical drinker sphere are pretty damn radical. They are the most race obsessed people around and have entire careers built in butching and whining about the racial makeup of a show and how many women they are forced to see on their screen or not wanting to be preached to. F all of them. If they only want the social and cultural values they believe in or non at all, they need to get off their loser asses and go create their own stuff.
@disparutoo have you ever read Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut? It is a retelling of his life experience surviving the holocaust and the fire bombing of Dresden, but told as a scifi story from the perspective of a man who met 4th dimensional aliens and has a broken sense of time. He experiences events from his life in a fluid timeline, and it feels like an excellent metaphor for dementia, as he stands up because the kettle boiled and suddenly he is back in his childhood running home for dinner, and as he walks through the door he is back in Dresden being led into the basement of a slaughterhouse and bombs are raining down on the city. It’s a fucking excellent book.
Why the HELL does it matter to the rest of them that she's Lady Death? Thematically it's a nice touch she's currently obsessed with Agatha because she's the 3 of Swords, and thus perpetual heartbreak and grief, but boy howdy does it NOT MEAN A GODDAMN THING that Lady Death is there because like... yeah Death exists, so?
Billy is currently possessed a dead body. Both him and his host are supposed to be dead at least three years ago, he broke the rule. And Death literally say she come for the witches bodies. Why the hell does it not matter?
The only thing that amazes me about this show is that its creators hasn't called the small amount of fans of said show "bigots and ista-phobes." Although, knowing Disney, it's only a matter of time before they switch gears...
Tbf to have a small amount of fans you need to have fans in the first place. This might genuinely be the first MCU property I haven't seen people actively defending
@@babbit09 well, there are fans of this show. Of course, I'm no fan, yet there's fans for everything, no matter how niche and unnecessary a particular product/thing is. We're talking maybe fifty hardcore Hocus Pocus crowd eating up Agatha while the rest of us are wondering WTH Marvel Studios were cooking. Plus, Disney are being awfully kind to them, during this time.
I think you're mixed up, they never do that to people who like the show, they do that to fans of the franchise that DONT like the show. And to be fair on that front, Disney didn't have to. Joe Locke, teens actor, already did in his interviews about the show, saying they're just jealous he's in a marvel flick and not them lmaooo
Y'know... There's a reason why the comics and games and everything else never really go off the logic or even *say* "Death comes for us all." Because that phrase only applies to our awful shitty *real* reality. In the MCU where we have Time-Traveling Witches. Gamma Mutants that can regenerate after shooting themselves in the mouth with a hand canon. Fully sentient AI. Literally Immortal Pagan Gods. And whatever the fuck Doctor Strange could do in Multiverse of Madness. The phrase "Death comes for us all" is not only nonsensical in a world like this. It's flat out inaccurate.
I get the feeling that if someone in this show said that in front of Lady Death, her response would be "You think you could make me... Oh, wait, you meant... Never mind." but the delivery would be so bad you couldn't even laugh at the joke.
1:45 curious line, considering what Wanda went through in the last movie. Wanda might’ve been a sack of piss, but she did care about Billy and Tommy, probably more than anyone else. This could be an interesting development if the show had setup that Billy was aware of how shitty Wanda was. Wait a minute… if Billy was “alive” this whole time, doesn’t this mean he’s partially culpable for what happens in MoM?
I would like to point out that Wanda apparently just casually created SOULS without even knowing she was doing it, then when those souls bodies were unmade because they were fake, one of them possessed a corpse and retained powerful magical potential. Meanwhile, Wanda LOST a fight to a bitchy teenager with star powers she doesn't even understand, repeatedly failed to catch up to a few humans running, and struggled against some ghosts before giving up on life because she realized children are usually afraid of blood covered monsters that use magic to toss their mother across the room after coming through a crazy fucking portal.
What I hate is that there are some *some* good ideas that are totally ruined by the writers. Like, having the tarot lady (I don’t remember or care enough to know her name) do the whole tarot thing and watching her going back and forth in time with her lines, that could’ve been so cool! Or how we saw Agatha catching Billy and it was different both times, because we were seeing from their different perspectives so while Agatha things she’s chasing some wannabe thug robber, Billy is actually a scared kid trying not to trip or get caught.
Disparu makes a good point about time travel being a cheap trick to church up a thin plot. It does forcibly elicit a "oh, they actually thought about this, even the tiniest bit" reaction from the viewer, even if the story can still be summarized in a couple sentences once it's fully understood. Very similar to 'mystery box' storytelling that way. Have you ever seen Memento? It's not as good the second time.
agreed its trash ''ohh u thought it was nonsense but it all makes sense now, arent we amazing writers ?'' its the same for ''how do we make him a bad guy ? ohh ohh i know lets make him a grapist or racist or sexist'' every time i see this shit i start rolling my eyes
@@kingvejita8827 Disguising boring and predictable plots by jumbling them up so they can't be predicted. There are times when it really made for a plot cool, but not often.
@@GideonRavenor712 Yeah, the plot version of a one-trick pony. And honestly, the premise won't be as good if you see any other story use it, either. So it's a one-time pony, too. Basically playing peekaboo with the audience.
...didn't Rio say at least twice in the previous episodes that she's Death? How is it a reveal? It's not even a hint, it's outright said, and I was like "ok, but why should I care?" No, really, how is Death being in the coven relevant? At all? Was it ever mentioned? Sounds like cheap memberberries.
Not to mention Rio herself has been present for what, all of 5 minutes? The biggest thing she did was "spoil" the "twist" (gotta use a lotta quotes here) that Teen wasn't Agatha's long lost son, which why even set that up at all? Are they gonna try and say "Oh, Agatha's real reason for being on the road was to get her son back, but the real son was the friends she made along the way"?
This show feels like a drug induced fantasy. So, you pass through a door and suddenly you're dressed for Halloween? And the cieling will murder you for playing cards badly? What kind of SENSE does that make? What are the rules? Were we given any reason to expect this? Is it possible for any random Harry Potter-type magic to manifest in this show at any moment? How can we care about randomness? "It's just a bunch of stuff that happened"... Homer Simpson
This was the stupidest among all of the stupid 'challenges'. So they're allowed to fail like 20+ times until they happen to get it right? And as you pointed out, why the heck is she suddenly so willing to sacrifice herself for these people? They've literally been together less than a week, they hate each other, there is no chemistry between them, and they're all TERRIBLE PEOPLE, particularly Agatha. What is this I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR MY FRIENDS nonsense!?!?!? Was this script actually written by AI?
@@hangle-id9wh ''she has accepted the destination of her life is death'' thats every living being's destination... and in the episode she litteraly puts a gun in her mouth and pulls the trigger...
21:30 THANK YOU. That was bugging me. Like did no one catch that in the script? They don’t know the difference between telepathy and telekinesis?! These people have X-Men in their universe, and nobody caught that? Especially after Joe Locke’s snotty remark about being in a Marvel show…
@@mjm162 Joe Locke: "Marvel fans are very open with their opinions. But they're not in a Marvel show, I'm doing the one thing that they really wish they could be doing. Sorry!" He also wanted to make sure to tell us that about Marvel and says that it isn't "just for, like, straight white men." Those interviews before the show even came out.
I appreciate that this episode was an improvement over the other six episodes in terms of storytelling (the other six were not very good to put it lightly), but I felt like Death was wasted in the show. She was never a lesbian witch in the comics! She was actually one of Deadpool’s love interests. And she was sister of Eternity. But the MCU gave her zero connection to Eternity or any cosmic being. Reducing her into a lesbian Hocus Pocus wannabe type witch. The only thing I can commend with the episode is that they at least for ONCE tried to tell a compelling story. What do I think of the episode? Not as bad as the other six, but still had issues. This is just my opinion.
25:28 I know this character in the comics I couldn't tell you why she would be here or why it's important in this scenario. Imagine the pope showing up at your birthday party: It's a big deal but your too busy trying to understand why he's there.
Always fun, thank you. I'd like someone to arrange an honest interview with the makers of a show like this, simply to ask the obvious questions: Why make this show? What were the intentions? Expected audience and size... why? What would success look like? Justification for the budget ...and so on. Is such output mindless nonsense as it seems, a genuine attempt based on a misapprehension, or some stranger game?
Yep, the problem is the story itself. Like I said, it's a fun concept no doubt. This timey-whimey, "everything is connected, nothing is an accident" concept is really cool... This story isn't lol. I don't have any care or invest in the characters or their goal lol. They came on the path for POWER, not for a greater good. Again, in the Lovecraft film: _In The Mouth of Madness,_ once Trent discovers Cane's plan, even though WAAAAAAY to late, he still tried to (in vain) stop the book from spreading. But the moment Cane rips open the cosmic plain to the eldritch horrors, it's LOOOOONG too late. Reality has bended and Trent's attempts are all in vain. In fact, they're kind of in vain from the very start since he literally is just one of Cane's characters. THAT'S how you do this concept.
This is the one episode I was able to digest without really cringing. If this were the worst episode the series would’ve been a great one. Sadly, it’s the best one so far by a county mile.
Thank you for putting into words what all of us are thinking about these terrible shows now! Thank you for watching them so we don't have to and just listen to your review :):)
What's the future-seeing witch's problem with the dress? Is the upset, that out of them all, only she's dressed as a good character, the fairy grandmother, while everyone else is dressed as villains? Does she feel left out, or what?
Im so happy that the reviews for this show have been so good. Its one of the best MCU shows out there in my opinion. A 50% increase in viewership from episode 1 to the finale. Job well done Agatha, with these numbers we might delve deeper into the magic side of MCU.
Why don't the rules of the witches road apply to the Salem Seven? Also, when they all start to fall towards a ceiling full of swords why don't they just change back into the animals that they were when they came into the room? Raven would do best, but all the others would still have a better chance of survival. What I'd like to see answered is "who is setting up all these challenges?" I'd like it to be that the penalty for "dying" on the witches road is having to be part of the back stage crew for a hundred years, so that at least someone gets a chuckle out of the various witches struggling to get through the challenges.
Why aren't the Salem's Seven in the show even remotely like the Salem's Seven in the comics? Why isn't any damn thing in the shows like the comics? These are better questions lol
Because they're not the one who opened the road? Or maybe it's just Billy imagination didn't touch them (he might be the one who created the road) And besides I see there are just five of them get stab by the swords, the raven and owl ones maybe survived that
The point about being made to care for the characters right before they kill them off is in keeping with the nihilistic viewpoint of so many on the left ("there's nothing really to live or care for since it all ends"). You see this all the time in the horror movies made for Gen x (and even for the generation immediately before that). For us boomers horror *sometimes* ended with our protagonist killed or doomed (a la "Werewolf" or "Invisible Man") but USUALLY there was some redemption that occurred "Frankenstein" and "Dracula" as long as we are keeping in the Universal monster vein). But not nowadays - now the horror films kill off EVERYONE and the more likable the better (and faster they die). It's why so much of this is crap - without the ability to be either heroic or overcome impossible odds what's the use of even watching?
There's antihero. Then there's just a villain. This one never even pretended to be anything else. It's weird they promote her as "love" and such. Agatha absolutely deserves to die, sooner than later. And if those 7 were already killed, why would they die now? There literally isn't an angle you can't attack this story from where it falls apart. But I am a sucker for this use of clairvoyance, it's honestly a fun way to litter the story with pebbles you can pick up later.
Even with you explaining it, I still cannot follow the plot at all. I have to conclude that if you put a million chimps in a room with a million typewriters you would get this, rather than Shakespeare.
8:13 Conan's Atlantean, what're you doing here? Is that a reference to Conan being in Marvel, or a reference to them using the Tarot of Thoth the Atlantean? Or am I just high and reading too much into this? Probably that one.
I'm pretty sure they just googled "longsword" and bought a bunch of the first to show up. Not only did I see the Atlantean sword, but a one handed version of Helmdallr's sword for the bifrost and a handful of Excaliburs from different versions of King Arthur. I wouldn't look too far into it, if it was intentional they would have already bragged about how deep they are.
If Boy has only existed since WandaVision, and has spent the last three years being gay and doing crime, where did he get all the knowledge about witchcraft and Agatha in particular he talked about at the start of the show
This episode was very "Slaughterhouse Five". The first bit of cleverness of the show, and it's about to end. Although they did think ahead and weave in the "time-perception jumps" into the previous episodes.
disparu if it makes you feel better dying from impalement takes hours unless it hits the heard or lungs. she got what she deserved for saving agatha and teen.
You try debating one of these people in his channel, and they'd all ignore what you just said and continue on with their baseless argument, and when you call them out, they will either continue on being illogical or disappear like these people are NOT real
So, S2 and time travel witch are dead, the only somewhat decent people this show had, this looks more and more like a battle royale, the problem is that they are killing the nicer people first.
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Agatha All Along review of episode 7 season 1, where for once it had an interesting way of telling the story. While the story is really basic once unrolled, on the first watch through is for once enough to keep your interest to see where it goes. Unfortunately thats where the compliments end. With the crew still just being perfectly happy surrounding themselves with their own murderers, teen gets even more insufferable the more time he has on screen. The most bizarre thing is every episode that has a death, they do their best to make them like them first. Which ends up with you liking all the characters who leave the series, but despising everyone you have to watch. Seems really backwards to me. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Am I the only one who sees what they’re ripping off here?
- person who’s lost something goes on a path to get it back
- Surrounded by others who also need what’s at the end of the journey
- the main character has a deep connection with death
- there are random musical numbers scattered throughout the story
-and even now with death calling the main character a “coward” apparently?
These motherfuckers had the gaul to rip off Puss in Boots: The Last Wish!!!!
@@Reaper-or8htyou do know you listed off like 4 other movies that came out before Puss in Boots 2
Nothing is ever truly original in Hollywood
If "Teen" really did kill the other witches, that makes him the hero of the series.
@@disparutoo I was surprised you didn't see Teen, a gay boy, being dressed as an evil fairy as a subtle jab at him.
I appreciate them for at least trying to tell a compelling story, but it feels like Marvel cannot make good stories anymore.
There’s now an entire genre of entertainment made up of people watching reviews of woke nonsense shows, never having a desire to watch the shows themselves! It’s magnificent!😂❤
RUclips probably gives them a cut. 🤷♂️
Mystery Science Theater 3000 of the modern era.
@@TooTallTony But MST was sending up things that had approximately the same budget as an MST episode...
Why invest time into a show that will be cancelled?
I'm a faithful member!!!
Wanda’s children never existed in the first place
You'd THINK she'd want to bring HER BROTHER back but apparently not
@@jeremyallen5974 I think people misunderstood that movie. They didn't explain it very well to be fair.
First: Wanda knew vision was alive, already. And he left for a purpose we don't know yet. But I'm sure Wanda could get this info from fake vision as he was a construct of her mind. And her brother, was a part of her time in her illusion and made her realize that she could accept his death and move on. So her driving motivation would be finding a way to get her children back without harming anyone to do it.
Second: After her first couple uses of the darkhold, it took hold of her singular desire and amplified it significantly to the point where she would use it's power in order to get her children. Then she would continue using it to protect them.
This is to say, the book was using her to essentially create a chaotic reality where world's would collide and allow all of the dark holds across space-time to resonate and release the Demon, Chthon, that they serve....
This was hinted at and touched on briefly, but is only actually known if you know the comics. But this is why she was thoroughly irrational and so easily unhinged for something you'd think had a simple solution. The book twisted her thoughts to seek only the most destructive means of getting a singular desire.
@@ukybaexcept she didn't have children to get back. They were figments of her imagination!
They did.
But not in this Universe.
But also in this Universe because of the Hex.
@@MamaMOB yes. To us, they were. But she had used chaos magic and absorbed the dark magic of Agatha. (Which was mixed with the energy of the dark hold)... So her thoughts and feelings towards her children kept them real to her. And the moment she used the dark hold, herself.. she realized that they did exist in other universes.
This made them even more real and the idea of having a family again, reality. But that singular thought was preyed on by the dark hold and magnified to the highest extent.
So even if she could normally say "they weren't real, but I miss them"... The darkhold twisted the thought into "They DO exist... My illusion was made from dreams of them in other universes. I CAN have them back.."
Sorry my responses are long, but I'm trying to voice my thoughts to make sure I'm understood.
The commentary is always the most entertaining part of every review 😆
Just like how Charlie Hopkins is the best thing to come out of the Rings of Power. Gandalf reacts is hilarious.
@@Ohmanwhyyourfeelingshurt sure is 😆
The only entertaining thing really...
He said nobody was worse then this guy. 4:21
The acolyte was worse...
She burned their entire family down and then blamed her sister and some random jedi who just so happen to be in the area at the time, and who by the way, saved the only person from the fires she herself made.
Nah that’s revisionist history. Not a single person died or was even harmed by that fire. 🔥
Not for lack of trying, mind you.
Only for her to apologize with no repercussion
God dammit I had nearly scrubbed the Acolyte from my mind and you had to bring it up again
That is sadly incorrect she did lock her sister up, also try to burn down her home, but the coven pretty much just threw themselves onto the lightsabers of the Jedi.
@@Bailonus yeah but she destroyed her home and blamed her sister / Jedi. Comparatively this kid did bad stuff but didn't try to kill his own family
Let me get this straight…
The ghost of a child possesses the dead body of a boy from a specific religion, turns him gay, then goes on a romp with aging women and ends up killing most of them. Then he dresses in drag.
This show is peak Disney. And no, not in a good way.
Disney can't go 5 minutes without disrespecting this specific religion
The west is really gone downhill right now. Including disney. “Culturally offended”? What the fuck?
I mean, this is all very accurate to decades of the comics.
@@arc7375 they are more busy being "culturally offended", i Guess.
Yeah. ):
“Am I William or am I Billy?” Well, considering Billy is a nickname for William…
It should be pretty apparent too since he only truly has memories from Billy, like how has he not realized he's basically a thought-ghost piloting a corpse? Agatha even pointed that out to him!
Yeah, I'm not sure why the writers decided to give them the same name. It really muddies the distinction between them.
@@babbit09But he don't have memories from being Billy at all? He got the information of his old self from outside, he already live for 3 years in this new identity
@@hangle-id9wh The moment he "revived" he said the name "Tommy". As far as I'm concerned, even just having the memory of an individual's name (whether or not you remember the individual themself) is more memory than, well, no memory at all. He even admits to still not having any memory from before that accident in that backstory episode.
exactly my thoughts lol
I'm dressing up as disparu this Halloween 🕺
you takin that gooy hair and teeth? lol us yanks gotta jab at the brits
EMPOWERMENT!
“The Acolyte-“
Disperu 🤣🫡🏴
@@PDTeter yes my friend he definitely needs some conditioner
Disparu wearing glasses, holding a LOTR book
4:35 " No one expected this to get worse, but here we are. " - Disparu 😂
Me during each review of an _Agatha_ or _Rings of Power_ episode.
So they finally introduced Lady Death, but Thanos is already dead and Deadpool is as far away from this side of the MCU as possible. Amazing.
There's apparently talks of Thanos returning don't really know if its true but never underestimate a company like Disney who think being lazy and desperate are great replacements for talent and capability.
Audrey with Ryan Reynolds' Deadpool...would be quite interesting.
amazing isnt the word that comes in mind.
You're still expecting creators of the MCU today to read or care about the source material? They were ordered not to do so since post Endgame and nothing has changed.
@@odindarkll3706 I agree they haven't thought that far in advance...officially. But Audrey Plaza's probably been working on some A or B-list movies. She had like 4 out this year. She's hardly against being an item with Deadpool, in an R-rated romp, in let's say 4 years. (Yeah, I know...won't happen) Deadpool has to be PG-13 with Spidey, but why Lady Death, given their history in the comics?
"Necrogatha All Along" is a grim and accurate picture becoming more crystal clear with each and every new update, brother. And Good man for the shout out: "Where's Aubrey?!"
He’s mad at agetha for placing the cards wrong but he didn’t do any better. Only difference is she did it faster & without the bs attempt to pretend like she knew what the cards meant
I think what irritates me the most is that, in tarot, the Death card does not mean literal death - right side up, it means letting go of the past/new beginnings. It's only negative if it's drawn upside down.
But then, this witch sucked at reading tarot; so it's not surprising she didn't know what the card actually meant.
That why she is back at her past and start to live in the gaps of her life, let's go of the fear of her destination. What are you complain about? It's not even that hard to see the details
@@hangle-id9wh She could have easily left with the others - literally nothing was stopping her from doing so, as the Salem Seven wouldn't have been able to follow them into the next trial. This implies she read the card as her having to die (seeing as she's reading for herself) and chose to needlessly sacrifice herself to save the others when all she had to do was follow the others and close the door behind her and they all would have been safe.
EXACTLY I read tarot myself just like 4+ generations of my family before me. Like if you’re gonna make this shill shit show at least be accurate about it lmao
@@madamefluffy4788The way I seen it was that she “sacrificed” herself so they could not just escape and still be on the run but by killing the Salem 7 in the process. But can they even die??? lol I’m so confused rn
Magneto would be so disappointed by his grandson.
Imagine if there was a show aimed at older men where one of the main characters was a teenage girl who wouldn't shut up about her active personal life and implications of her being into women. This all just seems really fucking slimy
Bingo. I'm a woman and I'm sick to the back teeth of the double standards and I won't be the only one.
@tkps the double standard thing is well known and accurate but I didn't even mean to make my point about that. More so how disgusting it is that they're sexualizing a teenage boy and moulding him into their gay best friend and all they do is allude to him having an active, degenerate lifestyle in his teens
Yeah as a dude I didn’t even realize that having a gay teen in a show like this probably appeases a lot of fantasies out there,
@@isaiahcolon6941It doesn’t appease this gay 29 year old dude either. Nor would it have appeased me 10 years ago. It’s fucking weird and gross. Fuck the double standards, for me this is just as bad as if it were the other way around. I’m glad people are finally waking up to it, even some of the shills I’ve talked to are seeing the light believe it or not. But for every one of us there are about a thousand of them. So frustrating ugghh. Sorry rant over 😂
Dear Disney: No. If you're going to try to use tarot as a plot point? You might want to have some clue what you're even doing with it. There is a process. You have the person being read hold the deck, and 'infuse' it with their question, then the reader deals the cards into the positions, face down. Then, and only then, do you start flipping them over and reading the significance of their locations and positions. Yes, those are two different things. Location is 'past, present, future, immediate' and one other I can't recall at the moment, position is 'rightside up' or 'reversed'. Reversed inverts the meaning of the card. A lot of it is still 'cold reading' the person being read, but it's a lot more involved than the episode made it look.
Who was that down in the tunnels? Not candle lady, the other one? Was that Mrs. Hart?
yeah nah, don't be like that. there are many ways a reader can read the cards. i think they've covered the whole tarot reading bit very well, and clear enough for non-readers to follow. even had agatha commenting "it's all subjective" to balance out the bias.
I can't believe that they are introducing Lady Death in this shitty show instead of Infinity War. She is basically the reason that purple simp with rainbow gauntlet does anything.
I'll be surprised if Infinity War even acknowledges her existence, they have such a bad track record of integrating other shows
Nooo... it was all about economy. ;_;
You summed Thanos up BEAUTIFULLY
only in the comics
mcu thanos is eco thanos
Thanos' backstory was changed, so no Death unfortunately. Hell, I thought Death would be in a Deadpool movie since she was his lover, but nope. It's Agatha.
4:43 Tim the Enchanter wore it better
Tim: I... am an Enchanter. Arthur: By what name are you known? Tim: There are some who call me... Tim?
I refuse to believe that people who were shitting on Ironman 3, now say that this is "okish" show... It just shows how low people have lowered their standards for little bit of shill money...
I mean, there's bigger garbage that has fans... Like Diddy. Although, back then, we were allowed to call product trash without five rabbid fans trying to cancel people and blame the orange man for everything.
Damn good point
There's worse trash to be fans of, like Diddy and The Marvels. That being said, Ironman 3 came out during a time where we were allowed to call bad products for what they were, instead of walking on eggshells amongst the six fans that liked said bad stuff and wanted to cancel anyone that didn't.
They’re what I call DoomBlazer clones (he’s the biggest and most hypocritical shill on RUclips who cannot take criticism)
Yeah,both suck.
After you watched and analyzed all these junk tv shows, I am really worried about your mental health...
He is a special breed, he enjoys tearing things apart
Disparu watches mediocre and garbage stuff so we don't have to. Quite the trooper, if you ask me.
I've found that rewatching good films and series helps as an antidote.
Velma was cancelled, and RoP 3 is a long way off, he'll be fine...
Surely the money he gets from views is going towards his medical bills. 😂
Grandma was always my favourite of the lot, which isn't saying much, but she was genuinely pleasant.. most of the time
She saw Wanda’s body at the start at episode 1.
But it was still in the realm of Wanda’s spell. So that’s why she’s not sure. But the fact that she broke from the spell suggests Wanda is at least weaker.
But generally agree on the force feeding of diversity being inane at this point.
Also that’s not her Mum.
It looks like there was someone in the writers room with a bit of talent. Pity they could not have written it all.
The reason the actress of the eldest character didn't seem to know anything about the MCU etc, is that she really doesn't give a sh*t and doesn't even pretend to care.
This was a paycheque to her. She's famous for being a stage actress.
Actors not caring about the source material of their role is not even in the top 100 problems any media has. That's just snobbish elitist viewer attitude. If something bombs, it's because of the screenwriters, followed by casting directors and film directors. If an actor is cast properly and follows the script, you'll always get as good of a media as the screenwriters and directors are.
Honestly at this point I can't even blame them for not caring about the source material, cause the writers clearly don't either. Just look at Iman Vellani, the actress for Ms. Marvel (and frankly the only one of "The Marvels" who could act), despite being as bold as to "stand up to" Keven Feige about the MCU NOT being universe 616, her show still turned out... yeah. Truth is actors that DO care about the source material just get axed, ala Henry Cavill.
It's always such a joy to see you've uploaded, I know I'm in for a laugh. I'd never sit down to watch this crap, but I'm happy to watch it through you, at least that way it's fun.
I'll be serious for a minute and be honest - all these attempts to "represent minority groups" and "compensate for centuries of injustice due to patriarchy" etc. All that turns out badly, because quantity does not translate into quality, and the ideology of the party does not transform into creative potential. Therefore, Star Trek - Picard, Star Wars - Acolyte, American Horror Story, Dune by Villeneuve and many other touch upon topic of the witches, but without a unique spin this shows simply came and went. As a result, the "modern audience" constantly demands new variations on the same theme, without even suspecting the existence of previous attempts to implement it. Therefore, I am sure that Agatha will be forgotten just like the previous shows and in 2025 we will get new bland movies and series about witches.
I disagree. It will be remembered. As the Era of Financially Wasted Cinema. or the Woke go Broke Era. I'm sure there are other more creative names but these shows will be remembered for the mistakes they are
@@Joshua-ju5uc, I talked about the theme of witches in particular. AHS had almost 3 seasons that revolved around them, but no one remembers them because the witches weren't particularly interesting or memorable. Their powers have never been properly explained, making it difficult to invest yourself in their stories. I mean, they are literally on par with God and Satan, they know how to travel in time, resurrect and so on. With such abilities, they cannot have any obstacles. Well, and most importantly, it is not clear whether they are good or evil. Probably good, but it’s still not clear why they tried to stop the Antichrist.
This shoe did not come and go, it was very well received by people outside the "I hate women" klansmen crowd in the nerdrotic/critical drinker sphere. You are the most race obsessed people on the internet, it's why you can't just focus on the show vs bitch about minorities on screen or the sex of too many of the leads. I get it, you demand male cock as your preferred leads, nothing wrong with that, but just because you entitled pricks are not catered to in a show does not make it bad.
William is Billy, Finkle is Einhorn and Bob’s your uncle.
But who's horse is on first?
@@babbit09 I don’t know.
The “redemption arc” is going to be her wishing for the witches who died on the road to come back.
then realizes that this means that she gave the Salem Seven free reign to kill her for her many many crimes.
Well..
Always fun to watch, I liked the method of storytelling and warmed to Lillia by the end too, sacrificing herself to end the threat of the Seven (not that they were actually much of a threat)...problem is, they were the children of the witches Agatha murdered who were out to get revenge and stop her - an evil serial killer witch - so Lillia sacrificed herself to save murderers from those who are ostensibly the good guys! Yay for modern MCU morality!
Billy and Agatha are insufferable
I presume Agatha says Wanda's dead because she saw her body in her imaginary world.
Yea . . . The Salem Seven really mattered in this series beyond trying to look menacing in robes, eh? LOL
Again, as Disparu has noted, I'm still wondering why we're supposed to want Agatha to get her powers back.
@@GideonRavenor712 It gets worse in the last episode
Am I the only one who sees what they’re ripping off here?
- person who’s lost something goes on a path to get it back
- Surrounded by others who also need what’s at the end of the journey
- the main character has a deep connection with death
- there are random musical numbers scattered throughout the story
-and even now with death calling the main character a “coward” apparently?
These motherfuckers had the gaul to rip off Puss in Boots: The Last Wish!!!!
Don't be too hard on everyone. No one wants to attach this crap to that masterpiece.
I am offended that you even saw any parallels between Puss in Boots and this soulless product.
Congratulations on finding out tropes exist. Before puss in boots 2, these tropes are already used over and over. Like, we have tons of other shows that have the same tropes of Agatha all along, not just Puss in boots: the last wish
@@hangle-id9wh to be fair, I went with Puss in Boots because of how recent it is and it's success. And we all know how Disney is with Modernity, whether it's the properties they mock or the shitty messaging they push.
Oh great God, please let Disparu make a joke about how they had a gay guy dress up like an evil fairy. 5:46
Edit: Aww...
I was expecting that TBH.
@@marhawkman303 I think he's distracted by the timey wimey stuff.
The "windfall" is the Tower card, which represents disaster, and broken pride. Reversed, it means the exact opposite of what she's saying. The Tower reversed means you're *avoiding* disaster, or at least your doom will be delayed by a bit. She really is bad at Tarot.
That why she makes the card "upright" to kill the seven salem she say exactly the same thing. I think they mess up the card's meaning a bit.
The only time i remember this show exsists is when ur vids pop up
It's not meant for klansmen, incels, or mgtows.
@ubuu7 thats a crazy extreme dont you think.
@HardlyWorkin-kh5uh the anti woke incel nerdrotic critical drinker sphere are pretty damn radical. They are the most race obsessed people around and have entire careers built in butching and whining about the racial makeup of a show and how many women they are forced to see on their screen or not wanting to be preached to. F all of them. If they only want the social and cultural values they believe in or non at all, they need to get off their loser asses and go create their own stuff.
9:25 THis is an embarassing use of tarot. That not how tarot works. Different decks have different symbols.
All use of tarot is embarrassing
@@variaxi935 aww dont be mean, tarot can be kinda neat - or at the very least a bit of fun
As much as I adore Disparu's takedowns of Agatha, I still forgot this show existed..
@disparutoo have you ever read Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut?
It is a retelling of his life experience surviving the holocaust and the fire bombing of Dresden, but told as a scifi story from the perspective of a man who met 4th dimensional aliens and has a broken sense of time. He experiences events from his life in a fluid timeline, and it feels like an excellent metaphor for dementia, as he stands up because the kettle boiled and suddenly he is back in his childhood running home for dinner, and as he walks through the door he is back in Dresden being led into the basement of a slaughterhouse and bombs are raining down on the city.
It’s a fucking excellent book.
Kingdom hearts character design is getting really lazy these days.
Why the HELL does it matter to the rest of them that she's Lady Death? Thematically it's a nice touch she's currently obsessed with Agatha because she's the 3 of Swords, and thus perpetual heartbreak and grief, but boy howdy does it NOT MEAN A GODDAMN THING that Lady Death is there because like... yeah Death exists, so?
Billy is currently possessed a dead body. Both him and his host are supposed to be dead at least three years ago, he broke the rule. And Death literally say she come for the witches bodies. Why the hell does it not matter?
The only thing that amazes me about this show is that its creators hasn't called the small amount of fans of said show "bigots and ista-phobes." Although, knowing Disney, it's only a matter of time before they switch gears...
Tbf to have a small amount of fans you need to have fans in the first place. This might genuinely be the first MCU property I haven't seen people actively defending
@@babbit09 well, there are fans of this show. Of course, I'm no fan, yet there's fans for everything, no matter how niche and unnecessary a particular product/thing is. We're talking maybe fifty hardcore Hocus Pocus crowd eating up Agatha while the rest of us are wondering WTH Marvel Studios were cooking. Plus, Disney are being awfully kind to them, during this time.
I think you're mixed up, they never do that to people who like the show, they do that to fans of the franchise that DONT like the show. And to be fair on that front, Disney didn't have to. Joe Locke, teens actor, already did in his interviews about the show, saying they're just jealous he's in a marvel flick and not them lmaooo
Y'know... There's a reason why the comics and games and everything else never really go off the logic or even *say* "Death comes for us all."
Because that phrase only applies to our awful shitty *real* reality.
In the MCU where we have Time-Traveling Witches.
Gamma Mutants that can regenerate after shooting themselves in the mouth with a hand canon.
Fully sentient AI.
Literally Immortal Pagan Gods.
And whatever the fuck Doctor Strange could do in Multiverse of Madness.
The phrase "Death comes for us all" is not only nonsensical in a world like this.
It's flat out inaccurate.
I get the feeling that if someone in this show said that in front of Lady Death, her response would be "You think you could make me... Oh, wait, you meant... Never mind." but the delivery would be so bad you couldn't even laugh at the joke.
Bro if Aubrey Plaza is the Death Thanos and Wade are fighting over....I can totally understand both of em.
I think this is the best and funniest review of Gagatha so far!
Tbf there's only two people watching it, him and Az make up 100% of Agatha viewers.
1:45 curious line, considering what Wanda went through in the last movie. Wanda might’ve been a sack of piss, but she did care about Billy and Tommy, probably more than anyone else. This could be an interesting development if the show had setup that Billy was aware of how shitty Wanda was.
Wait a minute… if Billy was “alive” this whole time, doesn’t this mean he’s partially culpable for what happens in MoM?
I would like to point out that Wanda apparently just casually created SOULS without even knowing she was doing it, then when those souls bodies were unmade because they were fake, one of them possessed a corpse and retained powerful magical potential.
Meanwhile, Wanda LOST a fight to a bitchy teenager with star powers she doesn't even understand, repeatedly failed to catch up to a few humans running, and struggled against some ghosts before giving up on life because she realized children are usually afraid of blood covered monsters that use magic to toss their mother across the room after coming through a crazy fucking portal.
I been waiting for this to drop. You didn’t disappoint
Disney should be writing an open letter of apology to Stan Lee & Jack Kirby. If they even know who they are?
Thank you! I was waiting for these so I know what happens without watching!
What I hate is that there are some *some* good ideas that are totally ruined by the writers. Like, having the tarot lady (I don’t remember or care enough to know her name) do the whole tarot thing and watching her going back and forth in time with her lines, that could’ve been so cool! Or how we saw Agatha catching Billy and it was different both times, because we were seeing from their different perspectives so while Agatha things she’s chasing some wannabe thug robber, Billy is actually a scared kid trying not to trip or get caught.
Disparu makes a good point about time travel being a cheap trick to church up a thin plot. It does forcibly elicit a "oh, they actually thought about this, even the tiniest bit" reaction from the viewer, even if the story can still be summarized in a couple sentences once it's fully understood. Very similar to 'mystery box' storytelling that way. Have you ever seen Memento? It's not as good the second time.
agreed its trash ''ohh u thought it was nonsense but it all makes sense now, arent we amazing writers ?'' its the same for ''how do we make him a bad guy ? ohh ohh i know lets make him a grapist or racist or sexist'' every time i see this shit i start rolling my eyes
@@kingvejita8827 Disguising boring and predictable plots by jumbling them up so they can't be predicted. There are times when it really made for a plot cool, but not often.
Just watched that movie recently.
Yea, you can't really watch that film again once you understand the twists.
@@GideonRavenor712 Yeah, the plot version of a one-trick pony. And honestly, the premise won't be as good if you see any other story use it, either. So it's a one-time pony, too. Basically playing peekaboo with the audience.
...didn't Rio say at least twice in the previous episodes that she's Death? How is it a reveal? It's not even a hint, it's outright said, and I was like "ok, but why should I care?"
No, really, how is Death being in the coven relevant? At all? Was it ever mentioned? Sounds like cheap memberberries.
Not to mention Rio herself has been present for what, all of 5 minutes? The biggest thing she did was "spoil" the "twist" (gotta use a lotta quotes here) that Teen wasn't Agatha's long lost son, which why even set that up at all? Are they gonna try and say "Oh, Agatha's real reason for being on the road was to get her son back, but the real son was the friends she made along the way"?
Dead give away when she said she’s the original green witch and her voice distorted.
This show feels like a drug induced fantasy. So, you pass through a door and suddenly you're dressed for Halloween? And the cieling will murder you for playing cards badly? What kind of SENSE does that make? What are the rules? Were we given any reason to expect this? Is it possible for any random Harry Potter-type magic to manifest in this show at any moment? How can we care about randomness?
"It's just a bunch of stuff that happened"... Homer Simpson
Why wasn’t this released in April because it sure seems like a joke.
This was the stupidest among all of the stupid 'challenges'. So they're allowed to fail like 20+ times until they happen to get it right? And as you pointed out, why the heck is she suddenly so willing to sacrifice herself for these people? They've literally been together less than a week, they hate each other, there is no chemistry between them, and they're all TERRIBLE PEOPLE, particularly Agatha. What is this I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR MY FRIENDS nonsense!?!?!? Was this script actually written by AI?
It's more about herself than them tho, she has accepted the destination of her life is death, and thus her first lesson start.
@@hangle-id9wh ''she has accepted the destination of her life is death'' thats every living being's destination... and in the episode she litteraly puts a gun in her mouth and pulls the trigger...
21:30 THANK YOU. That was bugging me. Like did no one catch that in the script? They don’t know the difference between telepathy and telekinesis?! These people have X-Men in their universe, and nobody caught that?
Especially after Joe Locke’s snotty remark about being in a Marvel show…
I dont think people like the producers of this show read or pay enough attention to anything to realise theres a difference
Telepathically because Billy created the hex/the road
You are expecting MCU writers to read comics?😂
What did he even say
@@mjm162 Joe Locke: "Marvel fans are very open with their opinions. But they're not in a Marvel show, I'm doing the one thing that they really wish they could be doing. Sorry!" He also wanted to make sure to tell us that about Marvel and says that it isn't "just for, like, straight white men." Those interviews before the show even came out.
“If you want straight answers ask a straight woman” gave me an aneurism please help me Jesus
Yes, please god, grant him his wish, maybe we can have one less bitter/spiteful chud crying online.
This content is so good! I'm hooked!
Just like Galadriel murdering HER friends and blaming Sauron while she sat there and let it happen 🤣
I appreciate that this episode was an improvement over the other six episodes in terms of storytelling (the other six were not very good to put it lightly), but I felt like Death was wasted in the show. She was never a lesbian witch in the comics! She was actually one of Deadpool’s love interests. And she was sister of Eternity. But the MCU gave her zero connection to Eternity or any cosmic being. Reducing her into a lesbian Hocus Pocus wannabe type witch. The only thing I can commend with the episode is that they at least for ONCE tried to tell a compelling story.
What do I think of the episode? Not as bad as the other six, but still had issues.
This is just my opinion.
Death was a very notable character in the comics, mostly because Thanos was in love with her. In current Marvel, who cares.
25:28 I know this character in the comics I couldn't tell you why she would be here or why it's important in this scenario. Imagine the pope showing up at your birthday party: It's a big deal but your too busy trying to understand why he's there.
That dude or dudette is wearing leftover Malificent horns. Why couldn’t they cover that one lady’s bald head with it?
disparu is how i was able to watch thru acolyte and agatha.
he not only saved my time being wasted but also my money.
Always fun, thank you.
I'd like someone to arrange an honest interview with the makers of a show like this, simply to ask the obvious questions: Why make this show? What were the intentions? Expected audience and size... why? What would success look like? Justification for the budget ...and so on.
Is such output mindless nonsense as it seems, a genuine attempt based on a misapprehension, or some stranger game?
OMFG Joe Locke is just so thoroughly, aggressively, UNPLEASENT to look at.
Timbering the amazon rainforest couldn't make a bigger bundle of sticks
So, they all murder each other, then next episode they are sisters. Its like the mentally handicapped version of The Importance of being Earnest.
Yep, the problem is the story itself. Like I said, it's a fun concept no doubt. This timey-whimey, "everything is connected, nothing is an accident" concept is really cool... This story isn't lol. I don't have any care or invest in the characters or their goal lol. They came on the path for POWER, not for a greater good. Again, in the Lovecraft film: _In The Mouth of Madness,_ once Trent discovers Cane's plan, even though WAAAAAAY to late, he still tried to (in vain) stop the book from spreading. But the moment Cane rips open the cosmic plain to the eldritch horrors, it's LOOOOONG too late. Reality has bended and Trent's attempts are all in vain. In fact, they're kind of in vain from the very start since he literally is just one of Cane's characters.
THAT'S how you do this concept.
Been subscribed to you for a while, love it!
This is the one episode I was able to digest without really cringing. If this were the worst episode the series would’ve been a great one. Sadly, it’s the best one so far by a county mile.
Thank you for putting into words what all of us are thinking about these terrible shows now! Thank you for watching them so we don't have to and just listen to your review :):)
What's the future-seeing witch's problem with the dress? Is the upset, that out of them all, only she's dressed as a good character, the fairy grandmother, while everyone else is dressed as villains? Does she feel left out, or what?
Isn't she dress like the Good Witch from The Wizard Of Oz?
Never seen the show, never missed a Disparu review. Entertainment in 2024.
Sisterhood of the traveling overly gay bedazzled pants.
I'm pretty sure they want us to hate watch this. They don't realize we watch people who watch it instead of putting ourselves through it.
Im so happy that the reviews for this show have been so good. Its one of the best MCU shows out there in my opinion. A 50% increase in viewership from episode 1 to the finale. Job well done Agatha, with these numbers we might delve deeper into the magic side of MCU.
Keep in mind, there are "fans" of this show who blame critics like Disparu for making this look worse than it actually is.
😂 your commentary is hilarious , & YESS, BILLY NEEDS TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE! I knew I wasn’t the only one who found him HIGHLY IRRITATING 😂😭🖤
Marvel trying to be relatable with Gen z with their mewing
Why don't the rules of the witches road apply to the Salem Seven? Also, when they all start to fall towards a ceiling full of swords why don't they just change back into the animals that they were when they came into the room? Raven would do best, but all the others would still have a better chance of survival.
What I'd like to see answered is "who is setting up all these challenges?" I'd like it to be that the penalty for "dying" on the witches road is having to be part of the back stage crew for a hundred years, so that at least someone gets a chuckle out of the various witches struggling to get through the challenges.
Why aren't the Salem's Seven in the show even remotely like the Salem's Seven in the comics? Why isn't any damn thing in the shows like the comics? These are better questions lol
Because they're not the one who opened the road? Or maybe it's just Billy imagination didn't touch them (he might be the one who created the road)
And besides I see there are just five of them get stab by the swords, the raven and owl ones maybe survived that
The point about being made to care for the characters right before they kill them off is in keeping with the nihilistic viewpoint of so many on the left ("there's nothing really to live or care for since it all ends"). You see this all the time in the horror movies made for Gen x (and even for the generation immediately before that). For us boomers horror *sometimes* ended with our protagonist killed or doomed (a la "Werewolf" or "Invisible Man") but USUALLY there was some redemption that occurred "Frankenstein" and "Dracula" as long as we are keeping in the Universal monster vein). But not nowadays - now the horror films kill off EVERYONE and the more likable the better (and faster they die). It's why so much of this is crap - without the ability to be either heroic or overcome impossible odds what's the use of even watching?
I’ve no thoughts but enjoyed your video immensely.
All I can think when I look at that guy now is "Riley Dennis" and that guy is living his best life as a...I don't even know anymore.
“ u look like Ubisoft video game character “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So he took over a dead body and made him gay.....isn't that against the law or something??🤔
There's antihero. Then there's just a villain. This one never even pretended to be anything else. It's weird they promote her as "love" and such. Agatha absolutely deserves to die, sooner than later. And if those 7 were already killed, why would they die now? There literally isn't an angle you can't attack this story from where it falls apart. But I am a sucker for this use of clairvoyance, it's honestly a fun way to litter the story with pebbles you can pick up later.
So this has turned into Wicked and Maleficent?
LOL they could literally just move out of the way of the swords...
Even with you explaining it, I still cannot follow the plot at all. I have to conclude that if you put a million chimps in a room with a million typewriters you would get this, rather than Shakespeare.
What kind of people would keep calling him teen? How weird.
Disney just loves hiring Drake clones
8:13 Conan's Atlantean, what're you doing here? Is that a reference to Conan being in Marvel, or a reference to them using the Tarot of Thoth the Atlantean? Or am I just high and reading too much into this? Probably that one.
I'm pretty sure they just googled "longsword" and bought a bunch of the first to show up.
Not only did I see the Atlantean sword, but a one handed version of Helmdallr's sword for the bifrost and a handful of Excaliburs from different versions of King Arthur.
I wouldn't look too far into it, if it was intentional they would have already bragged about how deep they are.
Wow, Maleficent was really butchered here, yikes!!🤢🤮
If Boy has only existed since WandaVision, and has spent the last three years being gay and doing crime, where did he get all the knowledge about witchcraft and Agatha in particular he talked about at the start of the show
google apparently has it all for everyone to look it up (dont think to much about it , the writters didnt either)
Three of swords represents betrayal. Makes sense for agatha.
This series makes me want to go put on a nice normal movie by David Lynch,or maybe Cronenberg. 😂
but it never flashes to her putting the seal on teen, sooooooooo, did she do it?
This episode was very "Slaughterhouse Five". The first bit of cleverness of the show, and it's about to end. Although they did think ahead and weave in the "time-perception jumps" into the previous episodes.
Wtf? Is this supposed to be like the movie Maleficent? 😂
i dont think so.
disparu if it makes you feel better dying from impalement takes hours unless it hits the heard or lungs. she got what she deserved for saving agatha and teen.
yall just hate on everything lmao. I bet u loved loki's time plot. Yall so cringe omfg
U know how u can prove to everyone he's a hater ? by criticising his points , think you're capable of that little cringe boy ?
Keep crying lil cuck
You try debating one of these people in his channel, and they'd all ignore what you just said and continue on with their baseless argument, and when you call them out, they will either continue on being illogical or disappear like these people are NOT real
+ he deletes comments
@@sleep2902not necessarily. YT deletes comments
So, S2 and time travel witch are dead, the only somewhat decent people this show had, this looks more and more like a battle royale, the problem is that they are killing the nicer people first.
Marvels Death is not a bad guy it's a facet of reality always there watching and waiting for some ones time to come.