Velma Halloween Special Review - Hell Never Ends
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- Опубликовано: 9 окт 2024
- Velma by Mindy Kaling released an animated Scooby Doo Halloween special for HBO Max. After Velma season 2 everyone thought it was over with Velma dying to Scrappy Doo. How wrong they were, this time returning to try and resurrect Velma before she goes to hell. Is Velma Halloween Special worth watching?
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Velma Reviews are back once for more a HBO Max Halloween special where Velma tries to fight scary fear with hotness. Velma will struggle with that one. Almost certainly to be the last Velma Review given the viewing figures of the first 2 series, I was surprised Mindy Kaling was even allowed to make a Halloween special but clearly HBO Max thought they had a winner! While we've had Velma dying, going to hell and being resurrected. Resurrecting Velma with evil spells that require terrifying your friends as the first plan to bring about the apocalypse. Is at least self aware. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
I struggled to make it to the end of the video. Not because of anything you did, but every time a Velma clip played i felt my stomach turn, and my IQ lower.
They were so very close to a good ending.
I Think It's Getting A S3
@@collinkeyser6827 So the theory that Mindy is going to pay for a season 3 might be true?
Your reviews make me wish for season 3.
The problem with media that revolves around "subversion", "meta" and "making fun of clichés and predictable plots" has itself become clichés and predictable.
worse is that dumbasses have started to think any amount o subversion, meta, and cliche comedy is inherently bad by association, no matter how good the actualy media is or not.
Disparu si a big example of that for various reasons. Don't trust this bigoted fucker's opinions.
so its impact shit that aint' DEI. look at hazbin hotel. its good stuff, not the bset but clearly fulla passion.
Yup. Enchanted was a funny and still Disney optimistic parody of Disney Princess films and refreshingly NOT cynical and pessimistic. Now… Disney has been repeating it over and over and indulged in cynicism and pessimism.
And, generally, to execute a subversion of something, you need to first become experienced at doing well the thing you intend to subvert. (Because it requires a detailed understanding of it for the subversion to work. You have to understand why something worked so well that it became a cliche/trope.)
Painters who became famous for their abstract works first needed years of study to master the rules of classical painting, for example.
Years ago
Just like hipsters all looking the same, all the "subversive" media just turns into the same sludge
"We didn't murder you! It was an accident!"
Fam, that's called manslaughter, you're still going to prison.
Yeah, and I am not so sure they could get away with that either. They did push him off a cliff and kept it hidden for 20 years, that should still be second degree murder in any case. 20 years for everyone pushing and maybe 5 for any other witnesses who refused to say anything...
If they had called for help directly, it would have been manslaughter and they might have gotten away pretty light but hiding a crime like this is not something a US court would look the other way at.
2nd degree or even 3rd degree can count as well....
Wouldn't be the first time a Hollywood elitist thinks murder charges don't apply to them, snd to be fair, Alec Baldwin is proof of the double standards American Judicial system has for the rich.
Tell that to Alec Baldwin.
I pray Mindy's parents never find themselves at her mercy.
Velma: "I was the worst show of this year."
Acolyte: "Hold my beer."
Rings of Power: "Hold my mug."
Velma: "Keep your beer & hold my keg."
Velma was more like "bite the pillow, I'm going in dry"
This year has produced so much Suck. It'll be mildly amused to see if they can go lower in 2025. At least we're done with this shit for 2024.
Whups, Wheel of Feminist Time is coming up. More trash.
I'm apprehensively eager to see the ranking videos of the worst shows of 2024.
Velma, Acolyte, Rings of Power, Dustborn, Concord, Assassin's Creed.... it's like one of those episodes of justice league where all the legion of doom hit at once.
don't forget Agatha all Along
Daphne calling knight costumes dorky and tryhard while she's wearing a slutty angel costume is one of the most egregious bits of irony ever.
Mindys obsession with sex is disgusting.
Deeply disturbing, too, as it all seems to center around underaged teens.
I mean you do realize thats how she started her career right
Like every tv show that began her career
That was the only reason her character existed and the only thing she wanted in each show
They threw the word "sexy" around like machine gun fire. C'mon mindy, get a thesaurus.
I'm an admitted pervert, and even I was disgusted by this.
“Be Cool, Scooby-Doo” Velma: Say “sexy” one more time, Mindy, I’m begging you.
"Taking care of babies is sexist" fuckin' HUH? Who on the writing team has beef with babies??
Just more hate filled, demonic trash pushed by fugly, fat, miserable harpies who have never felt happiness or purpose in their lives and so don't want anyone else to either. That's why so many of them are anti baby, anti family, and pro abortion.
They hate the non-corrupted
Explains abortions really
All of them…
Remember to these people, babies and children are accessories to make them more money. Why else is there such a Massively high ratio of trans-kids in Hollywood?
They ruined the ending of velma season 2 for obvious reasons
Look like Scrappy sacrifice was wasted
He gave his life in an attempt to get rid of a character who was far more annoying than any version of himself could ever be and it's pretty tough to beat Scrappy on the scale of annoyance but the Mindy Kailing self insert character in this show caused the scale to explode because level of annoyance was so high.
Is that an oxymoron? Can't work out what was good to ruin!
Velma never disappoint when it comes to disappointment.
😂😂😂😂
People die when they are killed man
Continually redefining what 'the bottom of entertainment' is. 🙄
Her parents are already disappointed
Consistency is key
So who else had "Fred becomes the villain because he's the demographic we hate" on their bingo card?
That's the only thing on my bingo card.
I can't read mine. Some alphabet dyke rubbed her menstrual fuild all over my card and Now the ink's running.
i had Disparu saying you get what you deserve on my bingo card... Bingo!
@@Zara-Bari why am I getting updates on this if they remove my comment?
@@Tetsuothedemon Happens to me all the time.
This show is the most honest show in existence. Mindy kaling just completely admits to how superficial, self-centered, narcissistic, man hating, and downright awful the people in Hollywood are.
The Bible says the Devil deceives you by using your own biases against you, letting you damn yourself by lying to yourself about how you think you are versus what you really are.
The Lost and The Damned.
Welcome to Hollywood.
Arent they supposed to be highschool teenagers? why the fk has Mindy got an obsession on sexy school kids?! WTF
With all we know about Hollywood, is that a rhetorical question?
Many such cases. Many such cases.
@@Jigsjigz Probably because she wasn’t one in high school, and she’s clearly never matured beyond that.
I was suprised they didn't have sexy rain
Because she's in PEDOWOOD
I never realized Mindy was such an angry, lonely woman. Mayhap if she stopped blaming everyone else and did a bit of work on herself, she could find happiness. It's honestly such a sad way to go through life.
She's a sexual criminal, she's a rich woman, also she's probably bi, her standards are too low to have a family
And I weep for her children.
Crazy part is she blames White hollywood (Hollywood is mostly Jewish and always has been) and rich White people (Asians out-earn whites in America) so what she takes issue with is beyond me...Jealousy perhaps?
Nah, she's smashed the 🧱, it's bitter forever from now on.
Hopefully she gets nothing big after this and just fades away.
She's been dead a week, and her body hasn't decomposed any. These writers don't even understand decomposition.
Probably hard to tell.
To be fair, they proved they didn’t understand composition either, so decomposition is that much more difficult
they probably think the freezer is adequate.
Meanwhile, a guy who has been at the bottom of the ocean for decades was never eaten by fish and other than being slightly discoloured is mostly okay.
they should understand decomposition given the state of their show
Daphne calling Velma sexy is particularly pathetic when you remember that Velma is a self-insert of the executive producer Mindy Kaling.
If Velma can get Halloween special, then surely we can get Acolyte Christmas special, fingers crossed!
evil!
I'm waiting for "The Rings of Power" Thanksgiving Special, Canadian version (about a month earlier).
It'll be even worse than the original Star Wars Holiday special!
Oh god please no... 💀
You mean Acolyte Life Day special where Kalnacca gets a new metal detector
30:39 - "There's no one way to be sexy" claims the show the then immediately has the character's cleavage fill the screen. Not even the writers and animators of this show believe their rhetoric.
And why does that dress have a pull tab when there’s no sign of a zipper, or other enclosure? It’s just there.
"Can someone tell me who the Black Knight is, and is it racist? Cuz it sounds racist."
Jesus effing christ. These people live in a world where uttering the word "black" in any context sounds racist. And they want the whole world to think like this. Because PROGRESS.
Black knight… there’s literally two of them on every chess board.
Not the casual Christian slander with the horny Angel costumes.
Of course! I've long been of the opinion that this show was created by Satanic cultists to advance his dark agenda. Here's my proof:
1. It openly preaches hatred against a multitude of groups, such as white people, men, straight people, the wealthy, etc.. Such a goal bears Satan's seal of approval.
2. More specifically, Season 2 had it openly preaching hatred against Christians, while simultaneously portraying Wicca/ the occult as wise, enlightening and beautiful. As you noted, the slutty Angel costumes in this continued that theme.
3. The show seems to delight in corrupting the innocent. A) At its core, it's taking a franchise themed around a beloved children's cartoon and perverting it into obscene trash (Perhaps in the hopes that innocent children might think it's just a harmless Scooby spinoff and start watching, and unsuspecting parents might not realize how obscene it is before it's too late). B) Season 2's Norville subplot seems to go out of its way to teach teens that recreational drug use is a great way to deal with any stress and guilt that they may have (I'm sure impressionable teenagers taking that message to heart won't have ANY negative consequences whatsoever). C) It repeatedly sexualizes underaged teens, between the shower scene in the pilot, the "Jokes" obsessing about Fred being poorly- endowed, and of course this entire revolting special being all about underaged teens being eager to go to an event that's essentially an open- air public orgy. Satanists love the concept of corrupting that which was once pure and innocent.
4. Season 2 premiered all at once, at precisely 3:00 AM. A rather unusual time of day for a streaming show to premiere, but it's regarded as a key time for hardcore Satanists to perform their unholy rituals, as it's seen as a mockery of the Holy Trinity (Again, recall how much Season 2 insulted and blasphemed Christianity).
5. Just look at it! On second thought, DON'T look at it, to keep its ratings low.
Fortunately, this is one scheme of Satan that didn't pan out, as it's been universally hated by all.
They sure do seem to only love picking on ONE religion in particular. 🙄😒
"Juggling is sexy" ... not really.
Juggling is objectively cool
@@CatCheshire Cool yes. Sexy no. Cool sexy.
maybe it's someone showing they're good with their hands and handling multiple objects at once?
What if it's naked juggling?
I mean, it depends on who is doing it. An ex of mine juggled in front of me one day (I had no idea he could juggle) and I thought it was pretty hot. But, a stranger on the street? No. When a woman is in love, we find things about our guy that are sexy that we'd never feel about someone else.
Damn, me being good with babies is rooted in sexism..? And I thought I was just throwing the ball with my nephew.
CPS should be called.
Actually, I think their point was that nobody should be surprised that a man would be good with babies. But the fact that this is considered so unusual to be a 'good thing' is sexist.
The politically correct need to visit more nursing homes 😂 I'll totally take someone who's good with kids over someone who's "hot", looks fade, I'd much rather be with someone who can value me
@@dlewis9760😂
@@MereologistBut aren't they always bitching that men never want to take care of children and never want to get with women who have kids? This show is just taking the piss. They're not even bothering to be consistent.
If they told the demons that Velma is coming they would probably help to resurrect her. They don't want to put up with her either.. 😂
Morgue workers, Cemetery workers, Garbage men and people who work at toxic waste sites would also help resurrect her because nobody would want to deal with the body due to the absolute feeling of disgust they'd be feeling when asked to get rid of it.
No, they don't want the competition in sadistic torment capability. In all the eternity since, no fiends contraption, no cosmic dread, no creeping horror, can marvel the dread majesty that is the mundane evil of Velma writing. It's like a slow motion human sacrifice of intellect.
Read the Screwtape Letters, and you will see that Velma is the daughter of Satan. Or at least Mindy's writing inadvertently is a devil's torment.
This is crazy how demonic this series actually is. Absolute nightmare fuel on every level. I can’t figure out what Scooby-Doo did to these people to make them want to hate the source material so much this is the result.
Cause the vile racist Mindy Kaling is can't empathize with another human being unless they also have brown skin.
Scooby Doo is a show about how people hide nefarious deed behind superstition and fear. Like the woke left.
⬜ people made it, and voiced it - that's literally all it takes.
@@theelder4797 well…yeah, but why this IP is my question. Money and no conscious thought is all that is left.
You got that right, it truly is demonic.
I've long been of the opinion that this show was created by Satanic cultists to advance his dark agenda. Here's my proof:
1. It openly preaches hatred against a multitude of groups, such as white people, men, straight people, the wealthy, etc.. Such a goal bears Satan's seal of approval.
2. More specifically, Season 2 had it openly preaching hatred against Christians, while simultaneously portraying Wicca/ the occult as wise, enlightening and beautiful.
3. The show seems to delight in corrupting the innocent. A) At its core, it's taking a franchise themed around a beloved children's cartoon and perverting it into obscene trash (Perhaps in the hopes that innocent children might think it's just a harmless Scooby spinoff and start watching, and unsuspecting parents might not realize how obscene it is before it's too late). B) Season 2's Norville subplot seems to go out of its way to teach teens that recreational drug use is a great way to deal with any stress and guilt that they may have (I'm sure impressionable teenagers taking that message to heart won't have ANY negative consequences whatsoever). C) It repeatedly sexualizes underaged teens, between the shower scene in the pilot, the "Jokes" obsessing about Fred being poorly- endowed, and of course this entire revolting special being all about underaged teens being eager to go to an event that's essentially an open- air public orgy. Satanists love the concept of corrupting that which was once pure and innocent.
4. Season 2 premiered all at once, at precisely 3:00 AM. A rather unusual time of day for a streaming show to premiere, but it's regarded as a key time for hardcore Satanists to perform their unholy rituals, as it's seen as a mockery of the Holy Trinity (Again, recall how much Season 2 insulted and blasphemed Christianity).
5. Just look at it! On second thought, DON'T look at it, to keep its ratings low.
Fortunately, this is one scheme of Satan that didn't pan out, as it's been universally hated by all.
They couldn’t just let Fred have his one moment…
@MaztRPwn
Of course not. He's a ⚪♂️
Being a good listener isn’t sexy, it gave me exclusive access to the friend zone when I was in high school. 😂
When I was a young idiot, I mistook a person actually listening to me as being interested, so if there's a level of unsexy beneath "good listener," I'm whatever that is.
@@Zara-Bari I suggest that you are referring to good liars, not good listeners. Pro Tip: if they never call you out, over anything, they are pandering.
Fortunately, I did a screenshot of Velma falling into the flaming pits of Hell. I'll make it the background of my laptop screen.
Even satan was like "Nah-ah, give her back, we don't need her here; have some respect, it's Hell, for God's sake!"
Wait.. was that a coven of lesbian witches chanting in unison?
Acolyte and Agatha All Along got some competition
Yes. Telling people not to dress up in indecent clothes and go dance over graves.. of course the ONLY reason adults told them no was to stop the fun..
Nothing about desecration of the dead came up. Not one word. Why back in my day we held every effect exclusively over the graves of people actively being buried. Most shiek
Velma goes to hell.
The devill: Ahh god this is just awful, you cn have this back
Silly, you don't understand. Hell is prison and the devil is inmate #1. Velma is part of the torment.
@marhawkman303 Then Yaweh had mercy.
@marhawkman303
But don't Christians say "god" didn't create hell? That's what I've heard MANY times from MANY apologists. If he didn't, then the devil did. Meaning it isn't HIS prison. He CREATED the prison for other prisoners.
@@dragonmaster1360 Lol what? God created Hell as a place of eternal punishment. It literally says that in the Word. Satan knows he's condemned to hell. He just hasn't been sealed away yet.
Sorry, Velma is so bad that not even Disparu can make me spend 30+ min to even listen to him make fun of it.
Just eight minutes to help his revenue.
Same. I like Disparu, but sometimes, I wish he'd review a GOOD movie or show every now and again. I'm just so fed up with this hate filled, needlessly mean spirited, bile spewing, demonic garbage that's constantly being shoved down our throats now by mainstream media that I can't even really stand watching more of this show even with him mocking it the whole time. I'm just so done. Hope one day he can spice things up a bit with a good popcorn flick from the past or something that actually makes you feel good.
Give it 10 min 😂
I felt that way when he reviewed Gotham Nights. And Agatha All Along. Can we get Willow back?
This writing is so incredibly awful. They're just repeating the man hating dialog in slightly different ways. Velma is so annoying and stupid. Good to see that Mindy Kaling is swapping scripts with Agatha All Along.
I think they're trying to break a record for the amount of Intersectional buzzwords per minute in this show.
There's certainly a competition for it in Hagywood these days.
I am afraid to start a drink of this alone
It's the weirdest damn thing, looking at it from a sane viewpoint.
Oh, Thelma’s Halloween special? More like a “How-low-can-you-go” special! 🎃
Im starting to think Mindy has some dirt on people in Hollywood.
I think everyone in Hollywood has dirt on everyone in Hollywood
😂😂😂 50/50, it's that it she's someone's Dubi porta potty
Velma: obsessed with fighting wars that don't exist
The only thing I'm going to miss about Velma being finished is we don't get any more Disparu reviews of it.
Lol, no worries, we have the new Captain America and every other MCU film to look forward to. Plus, Disney still hasn't learned its lesson.
I'm just glad Velma is over.
Diaperus got a BDSM kink for reviewing this for us. Respect! (and disturbed) 😅
I don't know about that BDSM part.
At least he's getting paid to watch this garbage. Makes him smarter than the writers of the shows he reviews. Lucky us! Also, NO! When I'm 90 years old, if I show up somewhere in a catsuit, I hope my nurses increase my meds.
Once upon a time
I thought that I'd go far
Pictured myself
Getting blown in a company car
But now those days are over
And the well is dry
I sit around getting high
Contemplating suicide
And now some people wonder
What's the matter with me
Why I've started wearing diapers
At the age of 23
Because tonight those days are over
And the well is dry
I'd go for the meat and potatoes
But I ain't got the time
So come on baby, spank my ass
C'mon, it's just flesh, just flesh
Penetrate me with broken glass
C'mon, it's just flesh, just flesh
Baby make it hurt, baby make it last
C'mon, it's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh and nothing else
@@valkyrie2307i hope they increase my meds now for watching the show
clever, old sausage
Technically, this is the 3rd Halloween Special in the Velmaverse, as seasons 1 & 2 were also horrifying to watch.
You may not be aware of what a bachelors in communications in America generally implies, but just know its the degree plan they generally reserve for our athletes.
Makes sense pretty sure ole girl went on an athletic scholarship
@paulboggess1330 That would be pretty funny if the case, but given her family history and being related to famous people, Her uncle is MC Hammer, another one was a football player who did get into college on a communications degree scholarship, I will assume good old fashion nepotism pushed that one through.
@@bluicarys732 that bit at the start when she says "the sexist thing you do is your hustling business acumen." well its a lot easier to make money when you already have some to start with aint it. give me 2 million to start something cuz if the woman who shakes her butt on stage can do it i certainly can as well
"you get what you deserve" Disparu's new catchphrase and our new drinking game.
...her name is "Saw Wheaties"? Was an exceptional child I'm sure.
That culture just likes to spell names all stupid because they want to separate themselves from huwite culture. Like naming your kid Amandla. Oh, you added an l to Amanda. Or the name Jasmine, or Jazmine, Jazmyne, Jazzmin, Jazzmine, Jasmyne, Jasmina, Jazmyn, Jasmine, Jasmyn
@@matane2465 Ignorant take but ok
Lord in Heaven, I almost managed to push this blaspheme upon media out of my mind...
I'd ALMOST managed to forget that they sullied the Hex girls with this crap... but... no.
@@marhawkman303 Doubly thank the Lord I didn't see it then..........
WB: We can't have real Zombies in Return to Zombie Island
WB: We can have real Ghosts in the WORST Scooby Doo Property
A degree in communication? ‘ Would you like fries with that?’
to quote austin powers: "WHY WON"T YOU JUST DIE."
Seriously out off all the shows they dropped on HBO max they kept VELMA.
the show that lasted so long because of. "hate watchers." according to the studio.
Who does Season Two work for!?
Cause they own the ip and can do with it whatever they want. At the end of the day your comfort means Fack all.
Stop watching
@@above.average.gaming.natio3026 why Insult him? Why didn't they cut it considering the lack of viewers.
@@WiseOwl_1408 Insult? I'm just telling you how it is. It got a season two because they original made 20 plus episodes and split it into two seasons. that is your reason. and supposedly there will be another one
If I had a nickel for every time a show featured lesbian witches this year, I would have three nickels.
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened thrice.
The only way they can save this ending is if Velma is actually burning in the pits of hell and a demon or evil spirit took over Velma's body like in Twin Peaks.
Wouldn't it be funny if a demon possessing her is how they get to a character more identifiable as the actual Velma because it's somehow less evil?
Character development!
Or that she is so dislikeable that the demons in Hell decided to kick her out of Hell, and now Velma is immortal because neither Hell nor Heaven welcomes her, so she shall forever curse humanity with her existence.
I think even demons are like "HELL NO! she is too evil, even for us."
I had no fucking clue this show got a second season, who approved this. Why does this show even exist to begin with???
It didn't. They just split all the episodes they made up. Like the first half of episodes was "season 1" the second half of episodes was "season 2"
@@matane2465 OOOHHH okay, I see. You would think with the reaction the “first season” got they would just scrap them. Makes no sense but that’s Hollywood I guess.
@@Ree_SEy They spend the money to make it might as well sell it. Or that's what the bean counters probably think.
I miss the days when anything related to Scooby Doo has nothing to do with sex.
I almost didn’t believe the video title 😂
They took back our happy ending.😭
Hell must've frozen over.
Hell's always been frozen ☝️🤓
Satan just brought the bottom floor to the upper floors.
Well there is a hell in Norway so, it might be snowing
Velma’s not hot, she’s subzero, no way she could melt a path out of hell
We're getting close to winter and Hell is in Michigan.
"Create a Force baby" needs to replace "scissoring" as the colloquialism
everyone in this show deserves to go to hell... except Fred.
“Do you want to hear a scary story? I’m dead.”🎉
“I thought you said a scary story not a feel good one.” ZING
Still prefer an alternate ending of Velma died and suffer like Ghost Rider penance stare style
I'd prefer a Ghostbusters cameo where one quick trap trip later, Velma ends up in the containment unit boring Samhain to death, again...however it works...
LONG POST AHEAD!
I'm declaring this special noncanonical and sticking to my own multiversal headcanon on how to have it end (SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE 'EXORCIST: BELIEVER,' IF ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH THAT CRAPPY FILM!):
Velma in ghost form continues to be an insufferable load of crap to everyone. So, an anonymous hero captures Velma's foul spirit with help from the Ghostbusters. One of them says, "Now, we can just go put her in the containment unit with the others." The hero, however, intervenes and says, "I think I've got a better idea."
Taking the ghost trap with her inside, he then conducts a dark ritual to summon Satan (Who in this I think I'd picture being the 'Devil's Advocate'/ Al Pacino version of him), and offers him a deal, a simple trade of souls:
In exchange for Satan releasing the soul of Katherine West (The nice enough, churchgoing 12- year- old girl from 'Exorcist: Believer' who gets possessed and is eventually sent to Hell when her idiot dad gets tricked by the demon), the hero will let Satan have Velma's FAR more deserving- of- eternal- damnation soul instead. After a bit of haggling, Satan agrees (While he is at first reluctant to agree to the trade, the hero points out to him that Velma's soul is FAR more rife with sin than Katherine's is, and thus will nourish him and his demons far more than Katherine's would). A contract is signed by both of them, Katherine's soul is freed from Hell and happily ascends to Heaven, and Velma's soul is released from the ghost trap just long enough for Satan to seize her and drag her screaming to Hell. The hero says "I think I just did my good deed for the decade," and walks away to return the trap to the Ghostbusters, whistling happily.
Two days later, however, Satan is experiencing some SERIOUS buyer's remorse. Velma's sheer obnoxiousness has driven off a dozen different tormentors (One of them is heard pleading "Put me back on Attila the Hun detail, please! He's more bearable than her!"), and nobody else will take her. He can't call the deal off, as the contract is binding and Katherine's soul is now in Heaven and thus under God's protection forever.
At his wits' end, Satan ultimately decides to have Velma's soul cast into the Labyrinth from 'Hellraiser,' for the Cenobites to torment to their dark hearts' content forever. Since the Cenobites are all about blurring the lines between pain and pleasure, including among themselves, they rather enjoy her repugnant personality as they "Play" with her for all eternity.
Everybody wins except Velma, who doesn't deserve to win at anything.
The Pinky costume reveal got me. Of all the things I was expecting, that was nowhere on my list. I didn't find it funny for the reasons the writers want, tho. It's funny because of the level of "just fking why?!" absurdity that they think this is meant to be funny. Their desperation is why it's funny.
@@skyesfury8511 It’s like the rabbit costume in “Robyn Hood.”
This has nothing to do with Scooby-doo.
It skinned Scooby-doo and is wearing its corpse as a costume, demanding everyone love it.
Wait wait wait.
So the People known for busting People who fake Monsters,Witchcraft and other Mythical things for crime...
Are now using some Mythical Witchcraft to bring back one of the Cast Members?
Wow. Mindy really didnt understand the Message that there is no Monsters and Witchcraft, Only bad People from the Original Series.
Glad i never bothered watching this Trainwreck.
tbh scooby doo has dc universe in its universe now so real monsters and magic could happen with masked crooks so it be cool to have both
@@FierceDietyLink100Sure, but it’s lazy writing.
really feel bad for the animators for working on mindy kalings work.
I imagine it's much like working at one of the Mojo channels: you just "forget" to put it on your resume and hope everyone forgets.
Actually the animation, being "not that bad", is by far the best feature of the show.
@@valkyrie2307Nah, its probably animated by South Koreans who just work to get paid.
I never even heard about this coming out 😂
Me neither. I was as shocked seeing the title as you.
Mindy Kaling really needs to stop using a once popular IP as her own personal therapy sessions for it only shows that she is ruled by her own personal hang ups.
I just realized something. Fred's dad is the only one of the parents who has never killed anyone (that we know of). The rich man is morally superior to most of the cast!
Was it painfully cringey how many times they say the word Sexy in this show. WHO TALKS LIKE ANYONE IN THIS SHOW? Have the creators lived in the real world before
It's headed by Mindy Kaling, so.. no. Not even remotely.
10:10 - "This is the biggest celebrity we could afford. Be as impressed as our actors are pretending to be."
Thanks for the reminder of how the Rings of Crap bit where the actress’ totally deadpan delivery of the “I thought I loved him for his acts of kindness but when he said something loving to me I felt ill” lines.
They must have picked this special guest star because all the other celebrities are in hiding because they went to Diddy's parties and all the ones from the old movie series are dead except Cher and Batman and Robin I think
The ironic part is that the show got canceled, and in about a week or two Velma's biggest fear will be a reality 🤣
in wiccan religione, it's against the rules to use magicks to harm people.
I was on the Velma crew for both seasons and this special, and the amount of celebrities we had to go through before getting to Saweetie was laughable. Beyonce was first pick, then Lizzo. Beyonce strung us along for months before finally saying "nnnno". If I remember correctly, Saweetie was put on the table after we had run through our original ask list.
Notice how the person with actual talent said no lol
Thanks for the background info. Do you know how many declined?
@@ChickVicious237 I can't exactly remember unfortunately. It was fewer than 10, but the exact number is lost in my brain since I've been giving all of my energy to Creature Commandos.
LOL! I figured that was the case!
My deep sympathies with you for having to work on this horrible show.
@@lmattsonartsince you were in the crew, how much saying did Mindy have in making the story? Did she ever participate?
Guys, this actually makes a tiny of sense. Halloween is a time to be spooked and there’s nothing scarier than Mindy Kaling’s voice and writing.
Every time they say, Black Knight, I think of the Black Knight from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn; it makes me wonder why he won't cleave through everyone in the show with Alondite and spare us.
I wonder how many people will get the reference, but still though. Kill them all.
1:38 "If you manage to shave the side of your scalp but not your side burns there's no helping you" hahahaha
"Entering that hole would be very similar to *Event Horizon*..."
That was an AMAZING line!
@@joshuakanapkey6570 Now we know why the suicidal guy in “Event Horizon” said “If you’d seen what I’ve seen, you wouldn’t try to stop me.” We also know why the captain tore his own eyes out.
“Where we’re going, you won’t WANT eyes to see.”
@@fromthecheapseats7126 😆 🤣 😂
The Event Horizon reference made me and my wife laugh hysterically
I just realised that Ghost Velma is even worse. She’s still a nag.
IMO Ducktales the reboot did a FAR better job with this concept, when they show Webby trying to bring Lena back from the shadow realm.
THAT was heartwarming.
THIS is not.
THAT show was made by writers with actual talent and a love of the source material. It perfectly embodies the RIGHT way to reboot an animated show.
THIS show, in contrast, perfectly embodies the WRONG way to do so.
There's also Randy Cunningham fifth grade ninja that had an episode of a Halloween Ninja who's turning everything scary to life. So the only way they could defeat something scary is with something cute. Done much better than this show.
@@Adamguy2003 Oooo I didn't even think about that!! Yeah Velma is LAUGHABLE compared to the Ducktales reboot!!
@@chrimsonphantom Ooooo I've never heard of that show!! Sounds fun!
You wake up, Bill Paxton is grinning at you, strapped into some carnival ride chair contraption, yelling about how we are all on an express elevator to Hell, and you realize you are dreaming about Aliens then you wake up and realize Disparu is reviewing Velma, again, and realize this Hell is worse than the one with mesomorphs awaiting you back in LV-426 Dreamtime Edition.
"We suffer that which we tolerate" - Marcus Aurelius
We have become intolerant.
That Even Horizon line at 32:25 was funnier than every "joke" in this show combined
The neverending self reporting of Velma is indescribably... it's Velma.
its so easy to see how Velma came to be: they wanted to make a netflix teen mystery drama parody like Riverdale but nobody wanted it so they looked at Riverdale again and realized thats an adaptation of an old 60s cartoon for some reason so they just recolored the clothings of all characters and renamed all of their characters but Norville.
Such a talented creator, no joke!
I was just going back over your Velma review and then you drop this banger.
Scrappy's redemption was for nothing 😞
Well It Made Us Like Him A Little Bit More & Gave Him A Bit Of A Redemption Arc
@@collinkeyser6827 yeah, this time he went out like the hero at least... he failed, but he tried.
What a bad way to wake up in the morning to check youtube and you see velma Halloween special videos on recommended. Its not even Halloween and the special is out.
Holy hell! I forgot Velma even happened.
I forgot that in the last Disparu video on this topic, Velma had threatened to return around Halloween. My mind must’ve blocked it out to protect me.
Why did they have to drag Pinky and the Brain into this! It is not bad enough you have destroyed Scooby Doo, you had to tank them too?! I never thought anyone would try to wear a “sexy” pinky costume especially a male character. I am genuinely concerned for Mindy’s mind. These shows are so creepy, weird, and just off. Not off in a fun Red Dwarf (always love the references Disp 😆) kind of way, in a truly confusing and disturbing way. I truly hope this is end for this trash feast of a series. Thank you again for taking one for the team Disparu!
Anyone else think "you gotta be fuckin kidding me"?
If you had not told me she was a rapper, I would not have known. Nor would I have been able to google it, because "sweetie" doesn't sound like a name to me. It sounds like a candy, or what an elderly southern woman would call someone. Potentially sarcastically.
"He wouldn't want it!"
I would have gone with, "He already owns it!" lol
low IQ people making "music" for even lower people but that most rap in a nutshell. those nails are gross also
Why did fred’s triangle disappear? His fear was getting a job he still hasn’t done that
"I was killed by a dog"
And in the next couple years, your daughter will get revenge against the fashion designer who did it.
Where are the Ghostbusters when you need them?
Only The 2016 Ghostbusters Exist In This Universe
Ah, just cut the last few minutes of the episode, and we still get the perfect ending where Velma gets sucked into hell forever.
I am flabbergasted it got MORE. Who keeps greenlighting this stuff?!
An unexpected Velma special episode? Reviewed by Disparu?
How delectable!
Don't worry. Everyone knows that Halloween Specials are not cannon
Good point!
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Mindy Khaling must have some serious dirt on some HBO executive or something. How else can you explain that this special exists?