"The 1011 is equipped with a cabin floor" Oh thank god. I hate having to walk over the air cooling packs and fuel tanks when i need to go to the bathroom
Recently went on a flight and tweeted Delta this video asking if this was indeed how we need to treat airline safety... needless to say they were not impressed.
How to fasten your seatbelt: Insert the flat metal end into your nose. How to open your seatbelt: Lift up on the top portion of the buckle, check that the lever is in "egage," remove the plastic cover, pull the red handle down, and hold on to it until the seatbelt is fully opened.
People wearing masks over their mouth and nose, and not a single Bane joke? Tsk tsk tsk. Of course, I kid. Great job on this one! A lot of subtle insanity in the audio without going overboard on visual jokes. Very potent humor can be made out of tinging an ordinary situation with craziness.
This doesn't need to be re-uploaded, even it has a joke about stowing children away, It doesn't break and RUclips community guidelines. So it's up to your discretion whether you feel offended or not. Just remember that your report doesn't matter due to that fact.
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Flights would be so much more peaceful with all the children in containers under the seats.
Are you a furry?
Too true.
I was laughing soo hard when the person said "leave your child behind"
"Leave your children behind."
This RUclips poop killed me. I had stopped breathing faster than an electronic jug thing.
"The 1011 is equipped with a cabin floor"
Oh thank god. I hate having to walk over the air cooling packs and fuel tanks when i need to go to the bathroom
Thats what I'm thinking too lmao
That was the real selling point over the dc 10
Proof that more real life common things should be pooped. Great ytp
The vest may be inflated by blowing one of the flight attendants xD
The way these people treat kids is great.
(sarcastic)
If the cabin pressure drops duddenly, the department above your head will open and ciggarets will be within your reach.
*ettes
No breathing
Dan Morgan Oh go on miss, go on!
*_waving arm like a maniac*_Can I go outside and do some breathing?
@@deffdefying4803 NO. You've got all playtime to do that.
*fear level rising*
*masturbating intensifies*
this is not normal
Recently went on a flight and tweeted Delta this video asking if this was indeed how we need to treat airline safety... needless to say they were not impressed.
Darn it I really wanted to smoke the instructions card
That pull up joke was hilarious.
cross my arms with my arms crossed? *brain implodes*
Mattteus the week ones just used to keel over and explode.
ka-bewm ka-bewm ka-plamz
This needs to be shown on every airline ever.
Airport Instruction YTPs. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? !
Squidfest because your arms weren't crossed.
passengers on this aircraft can be used as flotation equipment
I tried pulling a child over my head... I was arrested
Classic mistake. You forgot to keep your arms crossed.
This is not normal.
"The exits on the MD-11 are on the underside of the aircraft." I think I just shat myself xD
I honestly never expected anyone to make a YTP of a TWA video.
(Man scratches balls)This is not normal
*simply insert the flat metal end into your nose* How does this help tho?
Relieves sinus pressure
Plumface-sama oh! well duh, that makes sense. do my arms have to be crossed?
Always
**plane starts flying backwards** "syines" **flies forward**
**Lockheed 1011 has stopped working**
@@clarkg. bro I was 13 when I wrote this... a memory has definitely been unlocked
This killed me entirely - had to rewind multiple times
Awh, I wanted to smoke the safety instruction card so badly...
"if you are travelling with a small child, please ensure that the child is in a container under your seat"
this will never be reality
why live
+Tachizuu
This is not normal.
I love the **hit your mark**
I'm so glad someone noticed it
+Plumface-sama wow these are great, definitely subbing. Keep up the poopin man 👍🏻
Plumface-sama to inflate the life jacket blow one of our flight attendants as they pass through the cabin lol
Thank you for flying Trans World Airlines. Nines.
Leave your child behind.
I almost got left on the floor 23 years ago
"Be sure the Lockheed 1011 aircraft is HEED and LOCKED" WTF??? 😂😂😂
+Park Smith OH MY GOD SOMEONE ACTUALLY NOTICED IT
Once the Mcdonell Douglas md11 I was on wasn’t douglassed and mcdonelled and it turned into a cheeseburger
The 1011 is equipped with a cabin floor. All exits are identified by lighted cigarettes.
“One long breath into the bag please sir.”
Yes I will you FUCKING CHAMPION!
This is absolutely majestic.
No Breathing!!!
instructions failed, i died.
+Fulvic Me too..
Nice Dallas pic
If you are flying with a child, please ensure that the child is in a container under your seat.
I proudly made this comment with my arms crossed. Loved the No Breathing part xD
"Do not smoke the safety instruction card"
Oh God, this is great. xD I'm gunna watch it again (with my arms crossed). :P
Make sure you cross your arms with your arms crossed.
*gonna
F E A R L E V E L R I S I N G
10/10 would watch again
The audio quality is low enough that I didn't realize it was a YTP until 15 seconds
TWA, what were you thinking?
Very, very subtle in some places. Great job as always, plummy-poo.
Pull up... beep beep... I like this now.
*whoop whoop
this video is so funny, not even burned on cheese will stick
Lockheed L-1011's tech innovation: *cabin floor*
Funniest part, Trans World Airlines was an actual company. Well, I'm old.
"Please cross your arms with your arms crossed".
The good old Tristar
where is the 9/11 joke?! *this is not normal*
Michael Rosen ikr
When I heard the plane's name I expected something...
Nothing...
The restraint is strong wit this one
*hit your mark*
+Michael Rosen i know right michael!
I died at 2:21
This is not normal.
If you put your child in the container that prevents breathing, the child would die.
make sure that your seatbelts are *_F A S T E N E D_*
My favorite episode of this great anime
How to fasten your seatbelt: Insert the flat metal end into your nose.
How to open your seatbelt: Lift up on the top portion of the buckle, check that the lever is in "egage," remove the plastic cover, pull the red handle down, and hold on to it until the seatbelt is fully opened.
Coulda sworn it was transgender airlines
+Senpai Grasshopper GODDAMMIT WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT JOKE
Plumface-sama ^^
Plumface-sama Ik I was waiting on the screen for that to happen but the video was funny in general
2:35 I can't get over it
The exits are indicated by lit cigarettes
This is awesome
"Do not smoke the safety instruction card" lol part made me laugh so hard
wow you like, totally spoiled this movie for me
Can I have my arms crossed under the cabin under the seat?
+Innocent Bystander As long as you leave your child behind.
+Plumface-sama THAT'S CHILD ABUSE!
please fucking help me i can't breathe 2:20
No
NO BREATHING!!
This is not normal.
*This is not normal*
*GASP*
"Please cross your arms with your arms crossed"
Me: ok *breaks both arms* fuk
LOL! I would not want to go on that air line!
dude why duz u haz 8,886 subs u need abour 5mil D:
Where is instruction about plane hit hills of buildings?:)
Leading the WRONG way, TWA
This is the best shit ever 😂
People wearing masks over their mouth and nose, and not a single Bane joke? Tsk tsk tsk.
Of course, I kid. Great job on this one! A lot of subtle insanity in the audio without going overboard on visual jokes. Very potent humor can be made out of tinging an ordinary situation with craziness.
Leave your child behind
LMAO SO FUNNY
Twa was lit
0:51 0:54 Destroyed me.
This is not normal...
The best part is at 2:13 to the end
*aumento del nivel de miedo*
I lost my shit at 2:35. XD
*LEAVE YOUR CHILD BEHIND.*
"Please make sure the child is in the container under your seat"
TWA, you child abuser!
*leave your child behind*
2:25 were do i get this vest
No breathing LOL
What is this video called?
im surprised that you didnt make a 911 joke. that A first
3:10 RIP headphone users
A poop of the l-1011 the plane that was amazing but failed
This is not normal
Yines
Lol Michael Rosen
are you making a mockery of the worlds greatest anime?
トランスワールド航空 was a good anime
Where's all the rasins gone?
'The 10 11 is equipped with a cabin floor' WHERE IS THE 9/11 JOKE?!
This is not normal.
This YTP has Child Abuse, I will report this...even though I like this YTP...
You serious m8?
+Plumface-sama Yes...
+Plumface-sama I needs to be Reuploaded WITHOUT Jokes with Anything against Children.
This doesn't need to be re-uploaded, even it has a joke about stowing children away, It doesn't break and RUclips community guidelines. So it's up to your discretion whether you feel offended or not. Just remember that your report doesn't matter due to that fact.
Nate Ruland okay
Leave your child behind.
leave your child behind