"The 1011 is equipped with a cabin floor" Oh thank god. I hate having to walk over the air cooling packs and fuel tanks when i need to go to the bathroom
Recently went on a flight and tweeted Delta this video asking if this was indeed how we need to treat airline safety... needless to say they were not impressed.
How to fasten your seatbelt: Insert the flat metal end into your nose. How to open your seatbelt: Lift up on the top portion of the buckle, check that the lever is in "egage," remove the plastic cover, pull the red handle down, and hold on to it until the seatbelt is fully opened.
People wearing masks over their mouth and nose, and not a single Bane joke? Tsk tsk tsk. Of course, I kid. Great job on this one! A lot of subtle insanity in the audio without going overboard on visual jokes. Very potent humor can be made out of tinging an ordinary situation with craziness.
This doesn't need to be re-uploaded, even it has a joke about stowing children away, It doesn't break and RUclips community guidelines. So it's up to your discretion whether you feel offended or not. Just remember that your report doesn't matter due to that fact.
![[YTP] There Goes a Fuff](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LI1NsbPRUiI/mqdefault.jpg)
Flights would be so much more peaceful with all the children in containers under the seats.
Are you a furry?
Too true.
I was laughing soo hard when the person said "leave your child behind"
Instructions weren't clear enough. I got my arms stuck on a cross.
"The 1011 is equipped with a cabin floor"
Oh thank god. I hate having to walk over the air cooling packs and fuel tanks when i need to go to the bathroom
Thats what I'm thinking too lmao
That was the real selling point over the dc 10
"Leave your children behind."
This RUclips poop killed me. I had stopped breathing faster than an electronic jug thing.
Proof that more real life common things should be pooped. Great ytp
The vest may be inflated by blowing one of the flight attendants xD
The way these people treat kids is great.
(sarcastic)
If the cabin pressure drops duddenly, the department above your head will open and ciggarets will be within your reach.
*ettes
No breathing
Dan Morgan Oh go on miss, go on!
*_waving arm like a maniac*_Can I go outside and do some breathing?
@@deffdefying4803 NO. You've got all playtime to do that.
*fear level rising*
*masturbating intensifies*
this is not normal
Darn it I really wanted to smoke the instructions card
Recently went on a flight and tweeted Delta this video asking if this was indeed how we need to treat airline safety... needless to say they were not impressed.
"Do not smoke the safety instruction card"
cross my arms with my arms crossed? *brain implodes*
Mattteus the week ones just used to keel over and explode.
ka-bewm ka-bewm ka-plamz
That pull up joke was hilarious.
Lockheed L-1011's tech innovation: *cabin floor*
"The exits on the MD-11 are on the underside of the aircraft." I think I just shat myself xD
This needs to be shown on every airline ever.
I tried pulling a child over my head... I was arrested
Classic mistake. You forgot to keep your arms crossed.
This is not normal.
Airport Instruction YTPs. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? !
Squidfest because your arms weren't crossed.
This killed me entirely - had to rewind multiple times
passengers on this aircraft can be used as flotation equipment
(Man scratches balls)This is not normal
I honestly never expected anyone to make a YTP of a TWA video.
lol
I love the **hit your mark**
I'm so glad someone noticed it
+Plumface-sama wow these are great, definitely subbing. Keep up the poopin man 👍🏻
Plumface-sama to inflate the life jacket blow one of our flight attendants as they pass through the cabin lol
Awh, I wanted to smoke the safety instruction card so badly...
*simply insert the flat metal end into your nose* How does this help tho?
Relieves sinus pressure
Plumface-sama oh! well duh, that makes sense. do my arms have to be crossed?
Always
The exits are indicated by lit cigarettes
“One long breath into the bag please sir.”
Yes I will you FUCKING CHAMPION!
This is absolutely majestic.
Thank you for flying Trans World Airlines. Nines.
Very, very subtle in some places. Great job as always, plummy-poo.
"if you are travelling with a small child, please ensure that the child is in a container under your seat"
this will never be reality
why live
+Tachizuu
This is not normal.
The 1011 is equipped with a cabin floor. All exits are identified by lighted cigarettes.
Pull up... beep beep... I like this now.
*whoop whoop
Leave your child behind.
I almost got left on the floor 23 years ago
10/10 would watch again
this video is so funny, not even burned on cheese will stick
Oh God, this is great. xD I'm gunna watch it again (with my arms crossed). :P
Make sure you cross your arms with your arms crossed.
*gonna
instructions failed, i died.
+Fulvic Me too..
Nice Dallas pic
I proudly made this comment with my arms crossed. Loved the No Breathing part xD
If you are flying with a child, please ensure that the child is in a container under your seat.
Funniest part, Trans World Airlines was an actual company. Well, I'm old.
"Be sure the Lockheed 1011 aircraft is HEED and LOCKED" WTF??? 😂😂😂
+Park Smith OH MY GOD SOMEONE ACTUALLY NOTICED IT
Once the Mcdonell Douglas md11 I was on wasn’t douglassed and mcdonelled and it turned into a cheeseburger
No Breathing!!!
The good old Tristar
The audio quality is low enough that I didn't realize it was a YTP until 15 seconds
How to fasten your seatbelt: Insert the flat metal end into your nose.
How to open your seatbelt: Lift up on the top portion of the buckle, check that the lever is in "egage," remove the plastic cover, pull the red handle down, and hold on to it until the seatbelt is fully opened.
My favorite episode of this great anime
TWA, what were you thinking?
F E A R L E V E L R I S I N G
"Please cross your arms with your arms crossed".
where is the 9/11 joke?! *this is not normal*
Michael Rosen ikr
When I heard the plane's name I expected something...
Nothing...
The restraint is strong wit this one
*hit your mark*
+Michael Rosen i know right michael!
If you put your child in the container that prevents breathing, the child would die.
LOL! I would not want to go on that air line!
"Please cross your arms with your arms crossed"
Me: ok *breaks both arms* fuk
make sure that your seatbelts are *_F A S T E N E D_*
"Please make sure the child is in the container under your seat"
TWA, you child abuser!
2:35 I can't get over it
wow you like, totally spoiled this movie for me
please fucking help me i can't breathe 2:20
No
NO BREATHING!!
This is not normal.
*This is not normal*
Leading the WRONG way, TWA
I died at 2:21
This is not normal.
Coulda sworn it was transgender airlines
+Senpai Grasshopper GODDAMMIT WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT JOKE
Plumface-sama ^^
Plumface-sama Ik I was waiting on the screen for that to happen but the video was funny in general
Can I have my arms crossed under the cabin under the seat?
+Innocent Bystander As long as you leave your child behind.
+Plumface-sama THAT'S CHILD ABUSE!
*leave your child behind*
The best part is at 2:13 to the end
Twa was lit
Where is instruction about plane hit hills of buildings?:)
Leave your child behind
This is not normal...
*GASP*
dude why duz u haz 8,886 subs u need abour 5mil D:
This is awesome
"Do not smoke the safety instruction card" lol part made me laugh so hard
A poop of the l-1011 the plane that was amazing but failed
I lost my shit at 2:35. XD
No breathing LOL
This is the best shit ever 😂
*aumento del nivel de miedo*
3:10 RIP headphone users
2:25 were do i get this vest
People wearing masks over their mouth and nose, and not a single Bane joke? Tsk tsk tsk.
Of course, I kid. Great job on this one! A lot of subtle insanity in the audio without going overboard on visual jokes. Very potent humor can be made out of tinging an ordinary situation with craziness.
0:51 0:54 Destroyed me.
LMAO SO FUNNY
im surprised that you didnt make a 911 joke. that A first
L-1011
Yines
Lol Michael Rosen
This is not normal
What is this video called?
are you making a mockery of the worlds greatest anime?
トランスワールド航空 was a good anime
Where's all the rasins gone?
'The 10 11 is equipped with a cabin floor' WHERE IS THE 9/11 JOKE?!
This is not normal.
This YTP has Child Abuse, I will report this...even though I like this YTP...
You serious m8?
+Plumface-sama Yes...
+Plumface-sama I needs to be Reuploaded WITHOUT Jokes with Anything against Children.
This doesn't need to be re-uploaded, even it has a joke about stowing children away, It doesn't break and RUclips community guidelines. So it's up to your discretion whether you feel offended or not. Just remember that your report doesn't matter due to that fact.
Nate Ruland okay
Leave your child behind.
leave your child behind