@@MervTheTerrible so did u get fired? did they find out about your youtube habits and decide to drop a pink slip out one of the planes fot you or are they still clueless?
Actually, the 757 has 10 eggs (not counting those under the seat). 6 along the fuselage and 4 over the wing. The slides over the wing can be used as Tafts.
There’s a real pre-flight safety video which uses some pretty out there absurdist humor. Like Adult Swim level crazy. It felt REALLY wrong to see that come up on the screen. I felt a little sweaty palpitation like, is something wrong here? Has something been hacked? Too much humor can be weird in a such a setting.
"Each exit has a detachable slide that can not be used a raft." *Buzzer Sound* "Each exit has a detachable slide that can non be used as a Taft." *Ding*
Kay so I actually ended up flying with Delta airlines for christmas break. I took two planes. TWO planes. And there was no robot or rough sex of the unexpected kind what the heck man
I saw this on board and it was fantastic, I love how delta let the purser swallow an egg before showing the function(s) of the eggs onboard an airplane. Really builds trust with new passengers & first-time travelers.
For some reason I remember this exact video having a brief clip of a Delta plane taking off and the woman going "Federal guidelines prohibit any Delta flight" but now it's not there? I know it's not another video I'm thinking of.
Yeah, it's really interesting to see how it's turned into different genres as well as styles. I got into when I first came across cjflo, which I guess was about the same time as Deepercutt. It's good to see such an esoteric genre of RUclipsry become what it has.
youtube poop was either earrape or shitty spahDINNER zelda poops, Deepercutt made it somewhat funny rather than making you need to replace your speakers every week because of crappy earrape
Anyone remember "What is Spaghetti?" haha, that was the first one I ever saw, must've been almost ten years ago now... it's really evolved so much since then, but it still continues to be some of the funniest shit ever created, in any medium.
Argh my computer decided to do a full restart instead of resuming after a low battery, but insert my usual reaction comment thing here and I really approve of this YTP, OMG LOL whatever. I don't know which one's better: this or TheSillyPotato 's "Northwest Airlies" video.
There's a new Little Caesars ad with a robot that looks just like this one except it's red and gray. The ad even takes place on a plane. Crossover? Video URL is K6uu7Mf0W3o
Notice it's old fashioned enough to show a guy smoking a pipe, but new fashioned enough to mention mobile phones. Didn't know both these fashion trends coexisted.
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I am real, I will have 16 years in may, I am an Old fart who likes YTP's deal with it.
MervTheTerrible Is it true you seat black people at the back of the plane?
@@MervTheTerrible so did u get fired? did they find out about your youtube habits and decide to drop a pink slip out one of the planes fot you or are they still clueless?
@@Mr.Unclean534 R/wooosh
do the eggs ever expire? or do the rafts inside them keep them fresh?
"if you are not white, please let us know, and we'd be happy to find you another seat... at the back of the plane." lose my shit lol
I've already lost it at the egg-eating scene, but that one's pretty good too.
+johnpapple hahaha im I lost my shit
We get it, you love racism.
Eggs
TheSepticFoundry 3ggs
I love you
I think you may be interested on joining my collab.
there are 6 eggs on this plane
TheSepticFoundry omelettes
Actually, the 757 has 10 eggs (not counting those under the seat). 6 along the fuselage and 4 over the wing. The slides over the wing can be used as Tafts.
Captain needs to watch where he's flying.
Especially when you're driving a jumbo jet backwards down the street.
TheSepticFoundry well yeah that's why he's facing BACKWARDS
I need to what now OH SHIT
+vimfuego1 Twin Towers would of been better
that part killed me XD
Good to know this flight is well stocked with eggs.
However, United Airlines has 50% more eggs. And the slides CAN be used as a Taft.
Scrambled eggs in the bathroom whilst doing unexpected rough sex anyone?
would be funny if someone hacked the actual planes pre-flight video and replaced it with this one lol I wonder what would happen XDD
its by dvd I believe.
Ltresso12 well then put on dvd idk
There’s a real pre-flight safety video which uses some pretty out there absurdist humor. Like Adult Swim level crazy. It felt REALLY wrong to see that come up on the screen. I felt a little sweaty palpitation like, is something wrong here? Has something been hacked? Too much humor can be weird in a such a setting.
That day would be 9/11 part 2
No one would notice as they’re not paying attention anyway.
Tells you how to use the life vest then says it's not allowed.
+Slasher33 _ only in the economy class though
ON ANY DELTA FLIGHT
When she said "Thanks for fucking with Delta" I literally thought she said it! You're awesome dude.
Delta™ You sure you want to go there with us? OMFG LOL
The best part is that he even used the same font that Delta uses in its actual ads.
LOLOLOL "if you are non white, we will find you another seat at the back of the plane!" -- the 60s are back, yO!
+TooCrooked LAWL
TooCrooked that's the 10s
I miss the 60's era Soviet Union. Good old Khrushchev days.
LasVegas Dashie
“Hey I’m black”
“Oh sorry, didn’t notice, lol!”
That is a bad thing
Dear lord, I wish I could find sources as good as this.
Oh, and BTW, the black guy joke was fucking genius.
I didn't know there were six eggs on a Boeing 757 :D
On some versions, there are 8 eggs.
I didn’t either
@@_extra9126the pencil shaped 757-300 right?
HowToBasic owns an airline?
Yes, he eggs the passengers.
Lost it when the robot came out the bathroom 😂
Umm I guess the guy got fucked by a robot
This is one of the best poops I've seen in a really long time. Excellent source material.
"Each exit has a detachable slide that can not be used a raft." *Buzzer Sound* "Each exit has a detachable slide that can non be used as a Taft." *Ding*
I assume this is how HowToBasic prefers to travel.
Probably lol
As someone who is a frequent flier (though, I usually fly on star alliance airlines) this was incredibly hilarious
We just goin ignore the fact the flight attendant that kicked the black guy to the back was also black? xD
It's a tactic by Delta
Aunt Tom
You sure you wanna go there with us?
YES
Or Trevor Philips from GTA 5 """" YES!!!!!!!!!""""
Unexpected rough sex with a robot? I know what airline I'm flying with!
Digital Screams Thanks for f*cking with delta!
Kay so I actually ended up flying with Delta airlines for christmas break. I took two planes. TWO planes. And there was no robot or rough sex of the unexpected kind what the heck man
lol next time I go on a Delta flight I'll destroy the bathroom XD
I'd pay to have this video played on an actual flight tbh.
I saw this on board and it was fantastic, I love how delta let the purser swallow an egg before showing the function(s) of the eggs onboard an airplane. Really builds trust with new passengers & first-time travelers.
and remember, they might be behind you.
I don't think these regulations are up to national standards.
The Cat in the Hat's airline of choice.
EGGS!
When she eats the egg!!! Ohmygod! That was genius!
Which Delta Boeing 757 variant has the most available eggs?
dude for that back ground of the pilot scene. you should have made a pan zoom into the twin towers
Omg I'm laughing so hard right now
but then the video might be flagged
+Chris Rivas deym
I burst out laughing reading your comment. #BushDid911
+max010113 Have you SEEN some 911 jokes on RUclips they're SOOOO offense. Well not to me. But still.
I didn't know destroying a restroom on a Delta flight is allowed
"On behalf of everyone at Delta Airlines,*u** you for paying attention to our safety presentation."
On behalf of everyone at Delta Airlines, fwick you for paying attention to our safety presentation.
make sure all carry-on Boba Fetts are securely stowed in an overhead bin
What if I have a Jango Fett?
They are not allowed on any Delta flight.
Strumplukt :(
Next time I board with Delta I'll destroy the toilets.
I'm confused...the robot deactivated, but then a few minutes later he was getting rammed in the bathroom. What gives?
"We love to fly... but it *never* shows!"
What if my phone dies during the flight will it still illuminate the aisle?
For some reason I remember this exact video having a brief clip of a Delta plane taking off and the woman going "Federal guidelines prohibit any Delta flight" but now it's not there? I know it's not another video I'm thinking of.
I watched this while on a Delta flight today, truly the way it was meant to be seen
Thanks for fucking with Delta.
I don't know why but the Taft part killed me
What on Earth was the original context for the three identical people replacing the black guy?
I feel prepared for my flight.
Airforceproud95 should watch this
As an av geek, I’d say I like driving on the road in a crj 550
I already lost it at, "Thanks for fucking with Delta."
“Welcome aboard and thanks for fucking with Delta.”
Hook, line and sinker.
This Is is swag. Ytp has come along way. I got into it when walrus guy n deepercutt were the top dogs.
Yeah, it's really interesting to see how it's turned into different genres as well as styles. I got into when I first came across cjflo, which I guess was about the same time as Deepercutt. It's good to see such an esoteric genre of RUclipsry become what it has.
youtube poop was either earrape or shitty spahDINNER zelda poops, Deepercutt made it somewhat funny rather than making you need to replace your speakers every week because of crappy earrape
Anyone remember "What is Spaghetti?" haha, that was the first one I ever saw, must've been almost ten years ago now... it's really evolved so much since then, but it still continues to be some of the funniest shit ever created, in any medium.
I thought that walrus guy ment wilford Brimley and deepercut was some shamwow stuff
please keep going in this direction.
And you keep going in yours!! 2015 is gonna be a great year for ytp, with fuckers like you and Septic coming up in the scene.
this clip has got me laughing. this is my first time ever watching an airline test video get into ytp :D
I saw a similar video on a recent flight with the same attendant and couldn't resist thinking about this video! 😅🤣
unexpected rough sex Lmfao
I know right?! Lol! Also I love how everyone was watching and waiting for him to come out after hearing all that! Lmao!
I'm so jealous, I haven't had the time to get much practice in Final Cut and now you just keep raising the bar. Bravo
DELTA -
*Dont Even Let Them Aboard*
"If you're not white let us know, and we'll help you find another seat at the back of the plane"
😂✈️😁😂😜☺️👍🤣😭
Welcome onboard and thanks for fucking with delta. 😂😂😂
Gotta have those eggs accessible
Thanks for fucking with Delta
Wow I didn’t know there was six eggs on a 757!
How many eggs are in a a380?
Argh my computer decided to do a full restart instead of resuming after a low battery, but insert my usual reaction comment thing here and I really approve of this YTP, OMG LOL whatever. I don't know which one's better: this or TheSillyPotato 's "Northwest Airlies" video.
The Embraer 190 has 6 eggs.
This video has new relevance now!
Howtobasic must fly with delta with all these damn eggs
"And remember, they might be behind you." HAHAHA!
0:20 I don't know why, but that was so funny.
I DIED WHILE WATCHING DIS!
RATTLE ME SPOONS wight privilege
each egg has a detachable slide that can not be used as a raft
Nor a taft
0:58 ashens?
our first priority is farts, so before we fart, I'll be giving a brief farting presentation *fart noises*
EGGS!
1:54 2:15 life vests are not allowed on any delta flight. Goes insane 💯
0:21 what is it about the robot
1:06 the next words should've been "whoever finds all 6 eggs wins"
I'm totally in the mood for some scrambled eggs after watching this.
This gives me ASMR.
I really lost it at the end.
Because we’re Delta airlines and life is a f***ing night mare.
This is too hilarious! 🤣🤣
There's a new Little Caesars ad with a robot that looks just like this one except it's red and gray. The ad even takes place on a plane. Crossover? Video URL is K6uu7Mf0W3o
1:45 oh boy
in first 10 seconds i already lost it bahaha
I can smell the cabin.
I don't get it
0:57 destroying a restroom is allowed on any Delta flight. **guy looking confused**
Delta doesn’t have the Heed and Locked Plane like TWA but they have eggs! Hmm who do I book my next trip with? 😂
RUclips poops r the millenials version of gen z humor. its an art, Not some hasbulla looking ass comedy. *ART*
Thank God I found out eggs can't be used as a raft
"Thanks for fucking with Delta"
This video is FAA certified.
You sure you want to go there with us? LOL
I am just now noticing this "Add music" button thingy. xD Fucking Hilarious.
This is why I fly with southwest.
This is hilarious! Very nicely made YTP!
Notice it's old fashioned enough to show a guy smoking a pipe, but new fashioned enough to mention mobile phones. Didn't know both these fashion trends coexisted.
You know there are plenty of people smoking pipes, before my asthma I was smoking a pipe as well.
Life vests are not allowed on any Delta flight! 🤣🤣
"Please let us know if you are not white and we would be happy to find you another seat....at the back of the plane."
Help eggs are everywhere in every delta goo dream flight