DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: THE LONG HAUL - Diamondbolt

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @rorymanley6696
    @rorymanley6696 4 года назад +4520

    “You’ve got apple pie for recess?”
    “It’s pasta.”
    “Zoo wee mama.”
    9 year old Diamonbolt: *i have achieved comedy*

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +3508

    let's be real, if anyone saw rodrick drowning in a pool, we'd all jump in and rescue him

  • @GalacticGaming_
    @GalacticGaming_ 4 года назад +325

    I love how the background of his computer is Frank Heffleys face

  • @TeamBlueToad
    @TeamBlueToad 2 года назад +437

    Greg's dad just kept getting more disturbed as the movies went on. Rodrick in other hand, just kept becoming more and more of a legend.

    • @sansbutworse
      @sansbutworse Год назад +26

      And then there was the long haul

    • @purplesamurai5205
      @purplesamurai5205 Год назад +6

      Frank is the best! Also I didn't expect to see you here.

    • @purplesamurai5205
      @purplesamurai5205 Год назад +9

      ​@@sansbutworse Yeah Frank is really mellow for some reason in that one.

    • @cooldude7738
      @cooldude7738 Год назад +3

      @@purplesamurai5205 They kind of ruined rodrick-

    • @purplesamurai5205
      @purplesamurai5205 Год назад

      @@cooldude7738 Yeah

  • @ricky_or_robin2
    @ricky_or_robin2 3 года назад +795

    so the ranking is
    1. Rodrick Rules
    2. Dog Days
    3. The Original
    4. The Long Haul

  • @anonymousdude8184
    @anonymousdude8184 4 года назад +373

    Digby looks like John tron fused with markiplier with the annoying personality of ninja

  • @Raccoonseattrash
    @Raccoonseattrash 3 года назад +1494

    “We don’t employ minors”
    Heather is sixteen and works there as a lifeguard
    *I seem to be detecting BULLSHIT*

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 3 года назад +98

      I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

    • @carolinewinn7661
      @carolinewinn7661 3 года назад +10

      I litterally jist commented that lol

    • @carolinewinn7661
      @carolinewinn7661 3 года назад +8

      *just

    • @atomicdestroyer8068
      @atomicdestroyer8068 3 года назад +8

      @@carolinewinn7661 you know you can edit your comment

    • @carolinewinn7661
      @carolinewinn7661 3 года назад +7

      @Atomic destroyer yeah I know but I was using my phone and it wouldn’t let me edit

  • @callummclelland7959
    @callummclelland7959 3 года назад +923

    As a British person, I can say Rodrick's accent at 4:57 is impeccable

  • @simpbartson2426
    @simpbartson2426 4 года назад +1052

    What if you wanted to go to Heaven, but god said:
    *Dat’s How Digby Do It*

  • @Ben-vl5ew
    @Ben-vl5ew 4 года назад +323

    The whole point of the originals is that Greg is an jerk and keeps ending up getting in problems because of that, in the long haul he just runs into the problems. The ogs were also relatable, long haul wasnt

    • @Jermungus115
      @Jermungus115 4 года назад +12

      Yeah the father son thing was actually very relatable for me, I kinda have the same relationship with my father.

    • @fawkewe
      @fawkewe 4 года назад +4

      If You Can find any of the shit greg gets into “relatable” theres something wrong with you.

    • @stitchlover4381
      @stitchlover4381 4 года назад +2

      you do know in the books he brought his problems on HIMSELF too right?

    • @ivitasproge5503
      @ivitasproge5503 4 года назад +1

      *a

    • @Shrimpfriedpee
      @Shrimpfriedpee 4 года назад +9

      Greg had character development in the of trilogy, not Greg is annoying and unlikeable the entire movie.

  • @l3ismarck947
    @l3ismarck947 4 года назад +402

    ''Why are you carrying 5,000 dvd copies of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul and a shit ton of gasoline and matches?''
    ''yes''

  • @megasoniczx6960
    @megasoniczx6960 3 года назад +1574

    I love how almost every other scene in these movies is basically just Greg going
    "Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

    • @HSISN06942
      @HSISN06942 2 года назад +46

      “Ho ho,instead of running your approaching me!Greg heffley!”

    • @thememeguy2195
      @thememeguy2195 2 года назад +24

      "Can't progress the plot without facing you."

    • @gregheffley398
      @gregheffley398 Год назад +3

      Hey! That’s me!

    • @dissplayed
      @dissplayed 11 месяцев назад

      @@gregheffley398 we hate you greg

    • @SomeF3lla
      @SomeF3lla 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@gregheffley398 So, how's the fact that there are 2 "people" who tolerate you and one of those is the alien Fregley

  • @ninjajack6457
    @ninjajack6457 4 года назад +2096

    “Loded diaper activate”
    I’m totally using that line.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 года назад +80

      When you’re at a funeral but you’re diarrhea suddenly activates

    • @ultra6671
      @ultra6671 4 года назад +57

      Nobody:
      Your two-year-old in the middle of the night:

    • @blupyro3098
      @blupyro3098 4 года назад +29

      When you wake up in 3am to drink coke from the bottle and when you sneeze you hear bless you: “Löded diaper activated”
      When you realise you live alone: *EXPLODED DIAPER!*

    • @blueyfilmzz
      @blueyfilmzz 4 года назад +1

      500th like

    • @isaacgrass8951
      @isaacgrass8951 4 года назад +2

      Ninjajack 64 YES!!!!!

  • @dailychair9472
    @dailychair9472 4 года назад +507

    Diary of a wimpy kid : Manga
    Rodrick Rules: Anime
    Dog days:Cool video game
    Long haul: weird spinnoff where all the main characters are children.
    Dang I never even got 100 like before so thanks
    Edit: why did my dumb comment get so many likes

  • @Potactical
    @Potactical 3 года назад +751

    When diary of a Wimpy kid tries to cast DanTDM as famous man but instead they hire a random man at the pub

    • @aarondsilva7015
      @aarondsilva7015 3 года назад +14

      I thought it about aswell

    • @DannyFrey
      @DannyFrey 3 года назад +17

      the man kinda looks like an obese dantdm

    • @aarondsiva1584
      @aarondsiva1584 3 года назад +3

      @@aarondsilva7015 my account

    • @Smileydiecast2024
      @Smileydiecast2024 3 года назад +7

      @@DannyFrey but dan is one of the most nicest yt

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +17

      @@inkbright_ the american DanTDM: what's up ya'll, Dan here, and today we'll be trying out the McDonalds mod in Minecraft!

  • @oceanlee7266
    @oceanlee7266 Год назад +19

    6:40 I love how, Rowley's grave is in the background from the last video.

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy 2 месяца назад +1

      Nice attention to detail.

  • @kirwiioz1009
    @kirwiioz1009 4 года назад +610

    The only thing scarier than Frank is Rodrick singing “baby”

  • @causewhynot9707
    @causewhynot9707 4 года назад +276

    Nobody:
    10 year old bolt:
    You’re ugly
    Zoo we mama

    • @waluigi7331
      @waluigi7331 4 года назад +8

      Nobody:
      You, who thinks no one memes are still funny: *nO oNe:*

    • @causewhynot9707
      @causewhynot9707 4 года назад +4

      Did you mean not in smash

    • @waluigi7331
      @waluigi7331 4 года назад +3

      @@causewhynot9707 cries in wah

  • @Heyheywhatcanido
    @Heyheywhatcanido 2 года назад +156

    10:19 Rodricks face is pure nightmare fuel

  • @arandomboredindividual7855
    @arandomboredindividual7855 4 года назад +379

    Friend: so what’s your favorite thing from diary of a wimpy kid
    Me: *its complicated*

  • @r5r34
    @r5r34 3 года назад +155

    "Someone get me a repairman because that voice is broken."
    Best line in the video

  • @spiderstorm443
    @spiderstorm443 4 года назад +2389

    The Do-It-yourself book is a perfect way to immortalize your past self for future embarrassment

    • @somesarcasticboy7918
      @somesarcasticboy7918 4 года назад +49

      facts bro, I still have mine from a long time ago

    • @halfastudio
      @halfastudio 4 года назад +15

      Indeed.

    • @cheepcheep4499
      @cheepcheep4499 4 года назад +12

      So true.

    • @naranciabestboi2259
      @naranciabestboi2259 4 года назад +20

      I lost mine but I remember everything

    • @yusifer5719
      @yusifer5719 4 года назад +50

      According to my do it yourself book, I thought cars in the future were going to run on blood..................I was a weird kid.

  • @Shajj33
    @Shajj33 2 года назад +44

    “I’d say it was my fav in the trilogy…now time for hel“😁
    Best line ever

  • @newtofloptok
    @newtofloptok 4 года назад +1786

    Assaults old lady.
    “Dats how Digby do it!!!”

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 года назад +161

      *Murders dozens of innocent children by drowning them in the last victim’s blood*
      “Dats how digby do it!”

    • @ceilingfan3589
      @ceilingfan3589 3 года назад +121

      *commits mass genocide, vehicular manslaughter, 17 war crimes in Pakistan, and becomes wanted by FBI and US marshals*
      "Dats how Digby do it!!"

    • @frog3622
      @frog3622 3 года назад +36

      These replies are *Beautiful*

    • @bbqreal
      @bbqreal 3 года назад +22

      Commits 2nd degree murder
      "Dats how Digby do it!!"

    • @JJRowdyyy
      @JJRowdyyy 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

  • @pnk0tsu
    @pnk0tsu 4 года назад +3176

    Everyone gangsta till Rodrick starts singing Baby.

  • @smokey5877
    @smokey5877 4 года назад +3408

    I like how they say they don't employ minors but isn't holly's sister 16

    • @harlanlamar3634
      @harlanlamar3634 3 года назад +222

      STICK WITH A STORY MOVIE

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 3 года назад +37

      @@VoltFall ya know no-one asked?

    • @VoltFall
      @VoltFall 3 года назад +20

      @@guaperryz596 it was the Mangekyou Sharingan bro and then I changed my profile picture...
      Maybe you shouldn't jump to conclusions
      Edit 1: the fug why did the sounds of rude XD sorry I wasn't trying to be rude or anything

    • @desireewalker9293
      @desireewalker9293 3 года назад +8

      10000000 iQ good piony

    • @moo7364
      @moo7364 3 года назад +18

      Yea, in my state you can get a job at 14 depending on where you want to work, so idk where they are

  • @purgeblue
    @purgeblue 2 года назад +34

    5:56 that’s a reasonable response from a cop if they come to a house and the guy opening the door holds a knife

  • @theponderer5572
    @theponderer5572 4 года назад +2361

    i used to think Greg's dad actually took him to war with him...

  • @ethanhogan2463
    @ethanhogan2463 4 года назад +2932

    The switch from Dog Days to Long Haul was horrifying

    • @unsalted_cheese5758
      @unsalted_cheese5758 4 года назад +60

      420% agree

    • @laundrybasketgamers
      @laundrybasketgamers 4 года назад +27

      Quinn Bennett 69420% agree

    • @internetual7350
      @internetual7350 4 года назад +14

      @@laundrybasketgamers 845763% agree

    • @internetual7350
      @internetual7350 4 года назад +4

      @Toby Hofmans Wait how the heck does you profile pic move?

    • @internetual7350
      @internetual7350 4 года назад +1

      @Toby Hofmans Ah ok I didn't know you could use Gifs as profile pics but thx for telling me :D

  • @rozu583
    @rozu583 3 года назад +3289

    I actually auditioned for "Long Haul" as Greg. Very glad I didn't make it in lol.

  • @loonylupin5126
    @loonylupin5126 2 года назад +14

    The “i am sorry women” on rodrick’s grave is so FUNNY LMAOOOO 6:40

  • @misterd5506
    @misterd5506 4 года назад +3725

    I like how he barely mentions Rodrick because of how horrifying his new version is

  • @TechnicSky
    @TechnicSky 4 года назад +841

    9:45
    Greg was tired of being bullied by everyone. Now it’s Diary of the Chad.

    • @JackeOfNoTrades
      @JackeOfNoTrades 3 года назад +19

      Comedy

    • @V2_Prime895
      @V2_Prime895 3 года назад +25

      Chadeiest of the chads

    • @genericchannel4910
      @genericchannel4910 3 года назад +39

      Diary of a Ripped King.

    • @Kaisona2017
      @Kaisona2017 3 года назад +8

      Since he’s a chad now. The next movie should be about him going up against Yu Narukami in a battle of the chads.

    • @miubakun9772
      @miubakun9772 3 года назад +2

      420 likes lol

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling 4 года назад +609

    Fun Fact: The whole "Memes And Videogames" subplot was never in the actual book, nor were the abundance of poop jokes.

    • @hellomeloanimations8107
      @hellomeloanimations8107 4 года назад +73

      Look how they massacred my boi...

    • @BLSX32
      @BLSX32 4 года назад +47

      I know cause I’ve read the book

    • @hellomeloanimations8107
      @hellomeloanimations8107 4 года назад +33

      They were probably just trying to appeal to the kids.

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling 4 года назад +35

      Hello Melo Animations But the book did it just fine..? It wasn't just the idea, it was super out of touch too.

    • @hellomeloanimations8107
      @hellomeloanimations8107 4 года назад +5

      @@imlivinginyourceiling oh. I don't read the books, I've only watched the movies.

  • @mariorobotnik8090
    @mariorobotnik8090 Год назад +4

    whoever the actor that plays greg’s dad is, he’s by far the best actor in the og movies

  • @beanman3113
    @beanman3113 3 года назад +268

    One thing I never understood about the 3rd movie is the part where Greg's dad discovers that he played video games all day. I mean, him turning on the TV and seeing a game turned on only means that at some point during the day Greg used it for some amount of time. I never really understood how that proved anything. I mean, he was right, but still...

    • @codo8584
      @codo8584 3 года назад +45

      Yeah he could well have a played a short while in the morning and actually have played sports all day

    • @Domthecannon
      @Domthecannon 3 года назад +9

      That's what I thought

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 2 года назад +41

      Yeah. And he punishes Rodrick for practically no reason. Greg’s parents were pretty terrible. They’re the reasons why I sometimes have sympathy for Greg.

    • @_Agent10
      @_Agent10 2 года назад +8

      Ya I know like maybe he was playing at 7:00 am and then started playing with Rowley at 12:06

    • @purplesamurai5205
      @purplesamurai5205 Год назад +6

      It says he unlocked a new level or something so I think that's where he got the idea from.

  • @Teag_Brohman15
    @Teag_Brohman15 4 года назад +525

    I would be WAY more forgiving to Long Haul if Steve Zahn, Rachel Harris and Devon Bostick reprised their roles as Frank, Susan and Rodrick

    • @Shrimpfriedpee
      @Shrimpfriedpee 4 года назад +44

      For the longest time I thought Susan was played by Tina fey

    • @n_e_x_u_s4390
      @n_e_x_u_s4390 3 года назад +7

      True

    • @themangledwither
      @themangledwither 3 года назад +24

      Yea even if they say they got to old the og greg could've played rodrick

    • @TheCollege_Dropout
      @TheCollege_Dropout 3 года назад +37

      @@themangledwither Hell no, No one can replace our lord and saviour

    • @themangledwither
      @themangledwither 3 года назад +9

      @@TheCollege_Dropout I know but it would've been better than the guy they got

  • @slothoverlord4388
    @slothoverlord4388 4 года назад +1532

    "You'll die"
    "Zoo-Wee Mama!"
    This is still more humorous than any joke I've come up with

  • @trevormcclanahan7278
    @trevormcclanahan7278 2 года назад +183

    Here’s how I’d fix the Long Haul
    1. I’d keep the original cast and have it take place when Greg Rowley Holly and Them in High School
    2. I’d alter the plot to where Holly invites Greg to go on vacation with her and her family and I’d make it be where Greg has to prove himself to Hollys family and give Frank and Susan’s new personalities to Hollys parents

    • @BrandonSG13
      @BrandonSG13 2 года назад +20

      That idea is genuinely very good

    • @masterdoge987
      @masterdoge987 2 года назад +16

      @@BrandonSG13 but unfortunately we don’t live in a perfect world so we got *_blarf_* instead

    • @HeroTheHedgehog999
      @HeroTheHedgehog999 2 года назад +7

      That’s actually a cool idea.

    • @annigram
      @annigram Год назад +12

      So completely change the entire plot and film.
      Understandable.

    • @DanimationYoutube
      @DanimationYoutube Год назад +8

      HIRE STEVEN SPEILBERG, I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE

  • @sponge260
    @sponge260 3 года назад +3585

    Love how Greg is possibly hispanic, Rodrick is asian and their parents are white👍

  • @narxmagee727
    @narxmagee727 4 года назад +884

    Long Haul:
    "A wimp will rise" more like "A wimp we'll despise"

    • @tamestarling6754
      @tamestarling6754 4 года назад +29

      That was pretty good
      Heres a like for your troubles

    • @zachatck64
      @zachatck64 4 года назад +8

      Like his comment if you agree

    • @Stock_Junction
      @Stock_Junction 4 года назад +9

      Long Haul stole a Sausage Party poster tagline for their own poster and replaced hero with wimp

    • @staranimations677
      @staranimations677 3 года назад +4

      oh thats good

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 года назад +4

      More like “A wimp we’ll proceed to torture with techniques against the Geneva conventions for his crimes against humanity” lmao

  • @mfsmarineop693
    @mfsmarineop693 4 года назад +432

    I’m going to eat my eyes like the Hollows from Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, which you should react to as well.

  • @opo-
    @opo- 2 года назад +38

    imma be honest rodrick dying with the quote “im sorry women” should’ve been in the movie

  • @Asaylum117
    @Asaylum117 4 года назад +270

    Jesus, the dad in the third movie has completly lost his shit. Either that or the actor was just too desperate for cash, so he had to put in everything in his acting performance.

    • @magicmariotv7772
      @magicmariotv7772 4 года назад +30

      I feel sorry for Steve Zahn because he also played the best animated character
      Runt of the litter from Chicken Little

    • @darkmatter1721
      @darkmatter1721 4 года назад +14

      Either way I’m happy, he’s fucking amazing

    • @75JUNAKI
      @75JUNAKI 4 года назад +1

      dark matter
      Agreed

    • @sullivanbitzan3431
      @sullivanbitzan3431 4 года назад +2

      Steve Zahn also was in a movie with my favorite actor Tom Hanks.

    • @sams_not_here
      @sams_not_here 4 года назад +1

      he was also in Daddy Daycare.........idk why i mentioned it but-

  • @theaveragemushroom6474
    @theaveragemushroom6474 4 года назад +813

    The long haul: "you guys always act like you're better than me"
    The original
    Rodrick rules
    Dog days

    • @glenedictcucumberpatch211
      @glenedictcucumberpatch211 4 года назад +1

      😳

    • @Bananaman559
      @Bananaman559 4 года назад +34

      Its because they are better

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 4 года назад +17

      It because they are superior in every way, like I said you can't Improve Perfection.

    • @tykamen5588
      @tykamen5588 4 года назад +1

      That's because they are

    • @kingqunt8567
      @kingqunt8567 4 года назад +5

      Rodrick Rules: “That is the least fancy thing I’ve heard all day”

  • @oceanic9689
    @oceanic9689 3 года назад +231

    The long haul is:
    Mum can we get rodrick
    Mum:we have rodrick at home
    Rodrick at home:

  • @tmak7345
    @tmak7345 4 года назад +388

    The reason why Frank feels like a murderer in Dog days is because the producers came back from the future to show him the Long Haul.

  • @PurplePrime86
    @PurplePrime86 3 года назад +410

    6:41 Rodricks grave says “I’m sorry women” 😂

  • @CurtoonsL
    @CurtoonsL 4 года назад +118

    Everyone gangsta till the villain realizes that if they destroy the world, they’ll die.

  • @gameanader
    @gameanader 2 года назад +3

    Dimondbolt-I was eating during this scene was
    Me-me to

  • @superstigma7423
    @superstigma7423 4 года назад +538

    "Dat's how digby do it."
    God has left us.

    • @tttracer7074
      @tttracer7074 4 года назад +3

      lol lol
      😂 lol 😂

    • @aliskk8
      @aliskk8 4 года назад +3

      dats how my dad do it

    • @jopan6736
      @jopan6736 4 года назад +5

      I always thought it was "that's how Mac Dig be doing"

    • @theinterspeciesreviewer7400
      @theinterspeciesreviewer7400 4 года назад +2

      God has yeeted us to our own demise.

    • @shiverfan4867
      @shiverfan4867 3 года назад +4

      * commits arson *
      THAT'S HOW DIGBY DO IT

  • @lenihaylett4674
    @lenihaylett4674 3 года назад +545

    this movie should've been called Diary of a Wimpy Kid : Mentally Unstable Dad

  • @chungusamongus3584
    @chungusamongus3584 3 года назад +221

    The mother always felt so evil in the recast

    • @m1la565
      @m1la565 3 года назад +17

      I know but in the recast SUSAN IS BLONDE LIKE JUST WHY

    • @rimabros98
      @rimabros98 3 года назад +8

      @@m1la565 Fun Fact: in the Long Haul book, it actually said that Susan at one point was actually blonde.

    • @em.b3rr
      @em.b3rr 3 года назад +1

      @@rimabros98 that is true when they were playing that car game

    • @dcb99filmz
      @dcb99filmz 3 года назад +2

      It's Dark Knight Rises Catwoman....who was also Batgirl in the one with Arnie and the BAT CREDIT CARD

    • @masongill821
      @masongill821 2 года назад +6

      I read this as “the mother always felt so evil and racist”

  • @Shrekrules471
    @Shrekrules471 Год назад +8

    5:15 Rodrick should be thankful. He got saved by the one who knocks.

  • @abigbear8617
    @abigbear8617 4 года назад +60

    The long haul is the halo 5 of the diary of a wimpy kid movies

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 года назад +2

      The shite one of the series

    • @hollowsteel
      @hollowsteel 4 года назад +3

      I have never heard that comparison before but now that you think of it, it does make sense.

    • @ultra6671
      @ultra6671 4 года назад +4

      Another good comparison would be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. Just replace the dated attempts to end the Cold War with dated attempts to become a meme, and you have The Long Haul.

    • @AndresHernandez-zw3ug
      @AndresHernandez-zw3ug 4 года назад +1

      Nick Gage Another good comparison is *Color Splash.*

    • @ultra6671
      @ultra6671 4 года назад +1

      As in the Paper Mario game?

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 года назад +199

    That is not our god Roderick.
    This is blasphemy of the lowest quality.

  • @tntdynamiteboom4411
    @tntdynamiteboom4411 4 года назад +440

    Dont get mad at him for thinking the last diary of a wimpy kid "wasn't that bad".
    He's had watched at least
    5 asylum movies

    • @coolguynick
      @coolguynick 4 года назад +25

      WELL IT AINT BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR

    • @abdullahsaud1536
      @abdullahsaud1536 4 года назад

      @@coolguynick comedy

    • @coolguynick
      @coolguynick 4 года назад +1

      @@abdullahsaud1536 *comedy* *100*

    • @jaxsterminator8634
      @jaxsterminator8634 4 года назад

      Why would I get mad at him for saying it wasn't that bad, BECAUSE IT WAS THE BEST!! I've never seen anybody who agrees with me about the GODLY movie!!

    • @pheilimobrien6634
      @pheilimobrien6634 3 года назад

      How the fuck did he not die?

  • @Hanz_M
    @Hanz_M 3 года назад +147

    Imagine there was parallel universe where "The Long Haul" was called "Diaper Hands: The Movie."
    Greg in The Long Hauls is basically the embodiment of: "Aw man, I'm a meme."

  • @henryconner3002
    @henryconner3002 4 года назад +774

    Can we all agree the Roderick Heffley version of Baby is better than the actual version

  • @deadmeme902
    @deadmeme902 4 года назад +145

    I like how your old zoo wee mama jokes are exactly on par with Rowely’s jokes

  • @petertracycarroll
    @petertracycarroll 4 года назад +139

    Dog days a perfect ending the long haul a horrible reboot

    • @SumRndmPenguin
      @SumRndmPenguin 4 года назад +6

      Well, that's my headcannon now

    • @Laiser
      @Laiser 4 года назад +10

      The Long Haul never happened. Remember? They cancelled it.

    • @petertracycarroll
      @petertracycarroll 4 года назад +3

      Laiser oh ye forgot about that 🤫

    • @petertracycarroll
      @petertracycarroll 4 года назад

      Double _896 ju Dee!!!! when did you get RUclips

    • @prodigy1636
      @prodigy1636 4 года назад

      Lol just like Ben 10. Hey isn't the channel name..??

  • @stickypoopoo8982
    @stickypoopoo8982 4 года назад +2271

    Fat Nicholas Cage chases not Greg for an hour: The Movie

  • @RumbleBee1102
    @RumbleBee1102 2 года назад +41

    I like how the kid playing Greg went from age 8 to 30 between movie 2 and 3 🤣

  • @eurobtcwby
    @eurobtcwby 4 года назад +193

    Damn.Imagine getting the girl you suffered so much to get after so long just to have your reality of existence rebooted.

  • @joseluissifuentes8639
    @joseluissifuentes8639 3 года назад +62

    THE long haul's Rodrick looks like Teen Snape

  • @gizzleboi7901
    @gizzleboi7901 3 года назад +308

    Are we just gonna skip over the fact that “not Greg” throws small children?

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 года назад +11

      He’s like gramps from Spy Kids 3(D).

    • @rabies_baby
      @rabies_baby 3 года назад +4

      What are you talkin about I didn't see nothinnn

    • @DidiTheCoolio
      @DidiTheCoolio 3 года назад +2

      @@rabies_baby no the movie

    • @hmm8445
      @hmm8445 3 года назад +2

      Zoo wee mama

    • @alaina5365
      @alaina5365 3 года назад +1

      FR IT MADE ME SO MAD

  • @entity_partypooper
    @entity_partypooper 2 года назад +184

    4:57 I literally almost fell off my chair when Rodrick did that British accent... because it was that accurate!

  • @blueyfilmzz
    @blueyfilmzz 4 года назад +339

    Roderick: “I got invited! Got a problem with that?”
    Rowley: *NO*

    • @Tjjj-v2e
      @Tjjj-v2e 3 года назад +2

      You traitorous swine!

  • @chennysstudios8006
    @chennysstudios8006 4 года назад +175

    To anyone who says the fourth movie doesn’t exist
    What’s the joke here? You’re just pointing out the obvious, there is no fourth movie, please add context for your comments

    • @Popplio3323
      @Popplio3323 4 года назад +4

      You don't belong in this fandom. We are well aware of Long Haul's existence, but we try to erase it from our minds with than mantra.

    • @chennysstudios8006
      @chennysstudios8006 4 года назад +12

      Popplio 3323 r/wooosh

    • @coolguynick
      @coolguynick 4 года назад +8

      @@Popplio3323 r/wooosh

    • @adamhogan5442
      @adamhogan5442 4 года назад +6

      @@Popplio3323 r/wooooosh

    • @johncampbell8405
      @johncampbell8405 4 года назад +7

      There is no "DWK: Long Haul" movie in Ba Sing Se.

  • @Stoopidxoolin
    @Stoopidxoolin 4 года назад +74

    The Rodrick of these films had a Michael Jackson type transition...

  • @blazarre7251
    @blazarre7251 3 года назад +7

    So, back in 2017, me and my fam went to the theaters, and our options were Wonder Woman, and the long haul…. Guess which one they picked

  • @Zed-97
    @Zed-97 4 года назад +244

    Everyone talking about how the fourth film doesn't exist. meanwhile I'm wondering why they just skipped The Last Straw

    • @fanashia
      @fanashia 3 года назад +41

      Well Rodrick rules has some last straw elements ,like Greg running in the hotel with only pants on.

    • @melonnationxp
      @melonnationxp 3 года назад +34

      @@fanashia and in the rodrick rules movie greg wants to get together with holly and that was the sub plot in the last straw

    • @harlanlamar3634
      @harlanlamar3634 3 года назад +48

      Because they ran out of straws

    • @angelhill7881
      @angelhill7881 3 года назад +17

      @@harlanlamar3634 this shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did

    • @sonictennyson2201
      @sonictennyson2201 3 года назад +19

      The dog days movie is a mix of the last straw and dog days

  • @basicallytouche4079
    @basicallytouche4079 4 года назад +111

    He's dying to see Rodrick in dog days but dies when he sees Rodrick in the long haul.

  • @theacro3472
    @theacro3472 4 года назад +16

    Why does Rodrick look adopted in the long haul

  • @saralily0977
    @saralily0977 Год назад +34

    13:07 casually puts his head onto the steering wheel

  • @tutu-ft7ut
    @tutu-ft7ut 4 года назад +743

    Rowley:* Creates Zoo Wee Mama*
    Also everyone else: Ahh yes, a man of comedy

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 3 года назад +33

      "funniest shit ive ever seen"

    • @kombomaster9141
      @kombomaster9141 3 года назад +6

      @@electric_creeper yep

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 3 года назад +7

      Who else wants in the cult of Zoo Wee Mama?

    • @--gato
      @--gato 3 года назад +4

      Except for Greg apparently

    • @imagery5425
      @imagery5425 Год назад +1

      @@Cherno35 :)

  • @cdqf6100
    @cdqf6100 4 года назад +346

    Not gonna lie, i freaking laughed at his do-it-yourself comics just cus the punch-line was: Zoo Wee Mama

  • @averagekan8797
    @averagekan8797 3 года назад +201

    "That Rowley's a bad influence."
    *You dare oppose the pure one?*

  • @kianrodriguez4455
    @kianrodriguez4455 2 года назад +20

    10:49 the game he's playing literally looks like a shitty game you'd have on your phone just cause you're bored

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 5 месяцев назад

      It looks more like one of those mobile game ads you constantly get on RUclips and the game would be completely different

  • @carguy918
    @carguy918 3 года назад +283

    Rodrick: starts playing baby
    Diamond: oh hell yes

    • @amia7z
      @amia7z 3 года назад +7

      That specific moment made me so aroused

    • @hmm8445
      @hmm8445 3 года назад +4

      Zoo wee mama

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 3 года назад +2

      @@hmm8445 mama wee zoo

  • @throwinshade7768
    @throwinshade7768 4 года назад +15

    This movie and The Last Knight are the reasons I stay up all night

  • @blueninja_24
    @blueninja_24 3 года назад +366

    Fun Fact: Tom Everett Scott and Steve Zahn (Long Haul dad and Retro dad respectively) both we're in a movie together based off a real life story, so I'm gonna assume they're good friends and when Long Haul was being made, Steve probably recommended Tom so yeah

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 3 года назад +13

      That’s cool

    • @dcb99filmz
      @dcb99filmz 3 года назад +31

      OG Rodrick was in a horror B-Movie where him and the SPD Red Ranger are friends and Doc Brown is his granddad.
      It's called Dead Before Dawn and it's so bad it's good. Oh, and the film's director plays a badass girl with a crossbow.

    • @HSISN06942
      @HSISN06942 2 года назад +6

      Fun fact 2:that fact is mention’d in the movie journal:the sequal,except for the part where the movie was based on real life.

    • @Smiley0.1
      @Smiley0.1 2 года назад +8

      I feel like Tom Everett Scott would've been a good choice for the originals in an alternate universe where Steve Zahn never took the role of Frank Heffley.

    • @themorrigan7702
      @themorrigan7702 Год назад +3

      @@dcb99filmz That movie is so bad but it's infinitely better with Devon in it

  • @ant4lif3thegamer57
    @ant4lif3thegamer57 3 года назад +61

    like how at 7:21 he says it's not that bad and just seeing the reaction on Greg's and Roderick's face made me laugh.

  • @ltb1345
    @ltb1345 4 года назад +174

    0:43 At that part in my DIY book, I wrote, "Wanna go on a date?"
    "I'm actually a boy."
    "Zoo-wee mama!"

  • @legogeneralgreivous8651
    @legogeneralgreivous8651 4 года назад +143

    “What’s your favorite color?”
    Bolt: blue
    “Write four adjectives that describe why you like that color”
    Bolt: blueish

  • @seedyboi9449
    @seedyboi9449 3 года назад +187

    I like how the books predicted Greg's voice acter becoming ripped.

  • @jeremymoore9093
    @jeremymoore9093 3 года назад +23

    9:29 *lip bite*

  • @OneAndOnlyMichael2
    @OneAndOnlyMichael2 4 года назад +46

    9:52, this made me laugh way more than I was supposed to.

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 3 года назад +1

      Best part

  • @infiniteoctopaw
    @infiniteoctopaw 4 года назад +36

    XD you have a Add just as he starts signing “Baby” and was like “only you can prevent This horrible disease, Covid-19”
    That was glorious

  • @micahseverson9090
    @micahseverson9090 3 года назад +444

    Hated the long haul because my dad liked to say “that’s how Digby do it” whenever I did well in a video game.

  • @kirbyboy5649
    @kirbyboy5649 2 года назад

    I like how frank unplugs the av in and out cords but it somehow turns off the xbox and tv even though Xbox’s don’t have AV in and out cords

  • @Fours444
    @Fours444 4 года назад +27

    I would love to see Frank becoming the Joker

  • @coolcamjk1682
    @coolcamjk1682 4 года назад +58

    dang markiplier must've hit low ad revenue to be in this movie.

    • @mottdropsie
      @mottdropsie 4 года назад

      No, that's a fat Jacksepticeye.

    • @coolcamjk1682
      @coolcamjk1682 4 года назад

      how could i miss that.

    • @CMan-x7k
      @CMan-x7k 4 года назад +2

      @@mottdropsie No it's a failed fusion between Jacksepticeye and Markiplier.

    • @deletoblue4975
      @deletoblue4975 4 года назад

      @@CMan-x7k YOUR FINGERS DIDNT MATCH UP AGA-

  • @Suhaan600
    @Suhaan600 3 года назад +144

    Bolt: looks at new rodrick
    "Look how they massacred my boy"

  • @Spaceopera1313
    @Spaceopera1313 2 года назад +11

    “I’m just disappointed” is the one thing a parent says that will always 100% make me cry and/or say “WHy CANT YOU JUST BE MEAN!”

  • @notrishi0
    @notrishi0 4 года назад +214

    10:55 lol Digby looks like an obese jacksepticeye (in that poster)

  • @thislookslikepatrick5070
    @thislookslikepatrick5070 3 года назад +301

    10:20 "Look how they massacred my boy."

    • @generalgoose1290
      @generalgoose1290 3 года назад +28

      That smile is more horrifying then pennywise

    • @stormyhasanopinion4598
      @stormyhasanopinion4598 3 года назад +15

      @@generalgoose1290 and Jeff the Killer, don't forget Annabelle.

    • @Baconatoryuh
      @Baconatoryuh 3 года назад +8

      @@stormyhasanopinion4598 he looks worse than a ogre and all of them combined

    • @helpthisasian
      @helpthisasian 3 года назад +8

      @@Baconatoryuh *s h r e k i s g r e a t t h o u g h*

    • @hmm8445
      @hmm8445 3 года назад +5

      Zoo wee mama

  • @electric7671
    @electric7671 4 года назад +76

    As if a simple garbage truck could take out Rodrick.

    • @maxgrozema1093
      @maxgrozema1093 4 года назад +18

      It was only meant to take out trash, not living gods

  • @julietbengulo3086
    @julietbengulo3086 3 года назад +2

    Hard to think that holly would end up trying to kill a girl because she kissed her boyfriend

  • @glavxy7743
    @glavxy7743 4 года назад +266

    Greg:The one that suffers all of the pain. (tbh he deserved it)
    Manny:The cause of half the problems in the series.
    Rodrick:Perfect(not including the new one)
    Dad:Mentally insane.
    Mom:Insanely accurate.
    Rowley:is so pure that he cleans everything he touches.
    Mac Digby:tHat'S hOw dIgby dO iT!