Im not sure what do you mean by satire. Killer Bean is an passion project that Jeff Lew dreamed to do it since he was a kid, and it actually has an good story, and an mind blowing animation for being made by 1 person.
John wick: kills people because they killed his dog Doomguy: kills demons because they killed and mutilated his rabbit Killer bean: kills people BECAUSE OF MUSIC
This movie is hilarious, meme-able and yet also compelling, surprisingly well written for what seemed like a giant mess. I am glad I stumbled upon such a gem. Also, Killer Bean has the single best catchphrase
Killer bean people: let’s make a bean movie and he has John wick /matrix moves and is in a gang or something Fake person Gary: Jeff get out jus get out
@@Metztii while we're here destroying a funny gen z joke which implies it has no meaning what so ever killer bean was produced by one person so it should say "Killer bean person"
The concept for this movie was amazing! So much so I really wanted them to make a second movie for it. Just the thought of Beans throwing hands was dope asf especially with the Jet Bean vs Killer Bean Fight Edit: The whole mystery surrounding the Shadow Agency was something intriguing and we needed more of it
I believe it was announced on the killer bean channel community tab that there is going to a series. I Should probably finish the video before commenting
Honestly no memes, you've went from a couple 1000 subs with barely any editing and shoddy audio quality to a quarter of million of subscribers with some pretty good editing with some damn good audio quality is quite a site to behold. Good on you Bolt and I mean this sincerely, keep up the good work.
Im surprised of how you've managed to watch all these kind of movies and still not suffer from mental Illness. Oh, and congrats on the 250000 subscribers , you deserve it❤
It’s really cool to think that Mr. Bolt over here had 250k last year, compared to now with a near 500 thousand. Your doing great work DiamondBolt, keep it up
No doubt about it Killer Bean is one of the most impressive independent films I’ve seen in my life as it is so ambitious and shows the dedication of the creator
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John Wick: *Kills people because of his dogs death*
Killer Bean: *Kills people because the music bothered him*
Don't mess with assassins.
*sigh...*
Stolen......
😂
Gero Giles
You forgot the whole part where he’s on a mission but...
*sees the swarm of r/woosh’s*
@@akmask1258 Killer bean came out way before John Wick.
When your school bully cracks your phone so you crack his neck,
D e c a f I n a t e d
@August Sauvey Learn to use r/whooosh properly
That’s how I felt killing Spicers in Rapture.
D e c a f i n a t e d
@@mrsmoothbrain9589 r/whoooops
【ƛMƛƝ】 he did it properly so your just stupid
Ha
THE MEME IS STILL GOING OH NO LEAVE POOR PYROCYNICAL ALONE HE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE OH GOD OH NO
WE CAN BULLY NIALL A LITTLE MORE IM SURE
HE'LL DIE, JIM
That was a hell of a low blow.
WE'LL FUCKIN DO IT
How Killer Bean was created:
Producer: Chokes to death on a bean.
Director: THAT’S IT!
DECAFINATED
Jeff Lew chokes to death on a bean, revives himself, and makes a movie about it.
On a _coffee_ bean?
LMAO
“You could say that was one…..KILLER BEAN 😂-“ “wait I got it”
9:23
"AHA! He's worked out his weakness: hitting him back."
Lol
“That guys got balls”
They had the perfect opportunity to say “that guys got beans” and missed it
Pickle Project-Productions slave owner. That’s what that means.
They should have replaced every word with "bean". Missed opportunity.
that makes no sense
do we ever say, that guys got men?
By that logic humans would have non-sentient humans as balls
“We're being attacked I think it’s killer bean”
“GRENADE”
Pola Bear we’re
@@gracekim1998 oh yeah sorry.
This must be the work of an enemy Bean
GRENADE
How do u know
Killer Bean: *HERO*
John Wick: *SIDEKICK*
Side kick ? think you mean SIDEKICK!!!!!!!
Dave Smeeren nyyyyym
Coach boomer:SIDEKICK
Heh, boomer
Heeeyyyy another initial d AND killer bean fan!
I love that this isn't even a bad kid's movie, because it obviously isn't made for kids. 100% satire. I love it.
Im not sure what do you mean by satire. Killer Bean is an passion project that Jeff Lew dreamed to do it since he was a kid, and it actually has an good story, and an mind blowing animation for being made by 1 person.
“The beans do not wear pants.”
Detective Bean: Am I a joke to you?
Count Cappacino in as well
"The beans DO NOT wear pants."
Detective: am I a joke to you?
6:30 Yes
Vegan: am I a joke to you?
Killer bean: am I a joke to you?
cuppucino
Cappucino
When I saw the title I immediately liked
Do YoU KnOw wHo mY UnCLe iS
yES. i dO.
Vibe check pass
Yes I do
Dose your uncle work at Nintendo?
Oh my god...he did the meme, and reviewed killer bean but he did the meme
He did it... lads lets raise a glass to this mad lad
Yes yes yes
PYRO IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE
So guys, he did it. He did the meme
What’s the meme again
John wick: kills people because they killed his dog
Doomguy: kills demons because they killed and mutilated his rabbit
Killer bean: kills people BECAUSE OF MUSIC
Hank from Madness Combat: Could this be one of my people?!
Scorpion: kills people because they tried to kill him.
Jacket: kills people because phone
Fliqpy: kills people cuz of his ptsd during the htf version of vitinam war
"So guys we did it. We reached a quarter of a million subs."
*Angry Pyrocinical noises*
"I think it's Killer Bean!"
"How do you know?"
*"G R E N A D E"*
*Explosion*
After he kills everyone
D E C A F I N A T E D
“Let me put it in a language you can understand...”
*kicks some guy in the face
*ad plays*
Diamondbolt is my daddy
That one always gets me, this should be on adult swim
Oh so sorry, no chow mein here, you deriver wrong place
“Killer Bean may not be the best movie...”
*So you have chosen death.*
You are underrated
Shrek vs Bee Movie vs Killer Bean
You'll never see it coming
@@pocaitul78nr1 bruh I actually thought you commented 69 years ago
Hahahahahahahahaha
YES!!
He’s worked out his weakness!
Hitting him back
YES, what a revalation
This movie is hilarious, meme-able and yet also compelling, surprisingly well written for what seemed like a giant mess. I am glad I stumbled upon such a gem.
Also, Killer Bean has the single best catchphrase
D E C A F F E I N A T E D
John wick: kills man with pencil Killer bean: DECAFINATED
The fact that Diamondbolt edits everything like it’s a YTP makes me *giggle*
That’s what I love about diamond bolts content. I laughed so hard watching this
and thats why i love his videos
Right I'm surprised he hasn't tried making those
decafinated
Nice
When the guy was thrown out the window, he could of said"delete my search historyyyy"
No just no
𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝘀
I don't want to imagine what bean PornHub looks like
Vadi Fadoms beanhub
@@user-nr6is3eh2c beanhub sounds wier its like HumanHub XD
Funfact : This was dubbed in my language to make it kid friendly and they aired it on the kids channel when i was young
It was awesome.
Nice
NO WAY WHAT
@@fourtrifiveo4350 I can literally send the link if you want.
@@vreikezen8268 please. Make my life 10000% better.
@@vreikezen8268 PLEASE
8:17 I died from laughter
*bean gets thrown out the window*
Bean: MY SOCIAL SECUrity number is 3 4 6
Dylan Mcpherson underrated comment
what was that?
*Leans closer to screen*
"This is real. This is a finished product. Someone made this".
sound wave superior Victor-Ogun
𝗚𝗢𝗗 made this.
a single human being who paid a few voice actors made this.
Lol yup and it’s cool
good
AND ITS GREAT
Bean: *_”Let me put it in a language you can understand...”_*
**ad plays**
@@angryhtown3743 facts that ruined it for me
WOBBA WOBBA
That pyro joke at the start was one of the best things I've ever seen
9:55 got my dying 😂
6:56
Mafia member: *I think it's Killer Bean!*
Vagan: *How do you know?*
Solder: *Grenade!*
Music:exists
Killer Bean: I'm about to end this whole guys career
The best part about this is that it’s getting it’s own series on RUclips Red, and penguinz0 is voicing a character!
Holy shit! Is it a hooker? He said that he would be fine with that
Not RUclips red just RUclips
whens it coming out?
RUclips red is dead now
Holy shit
The Best Line In Cinematic History 1:47
6:46 when you step on lego
“Sorry it was a double flusher”
“But you only flushed once”
You missed this
I have never clicked off hornpub this fast in my life!
And I haven't clicked off pentai paven so fast in my life
And I haven't clicked off of Rule 69 ever in my life either.
And haven't clicked off VXideos so fast in my life as well
.....I havent clicked off 16E2 so fast(not a furry its a joke)
So many horn sites
Who wants to see Killer Bean team up with John Wick
Ricardo Diaz he IS john wick in his world
Me
The end is near
Doom guy am I a joke to you
Me
“I gotta go to the bathroom”
*Killer Bean fucking nukes the bathroom*
Killer Bean:*wants the music down* dj says no Killer Bean: kills everyone in the warehouse
Why does "The Greatest Movie of All Time?" have a question mark? Facts don't have question marks.
Like your profile pic
69 likes nice
He means it is probably the “greatest movie of all time” (the reason I used “ is because I haven’t watched the movie yet
Kennygaming 3202 what does this say
Its not a 'fact'
I feel like they made this movie on Garry’s Mod
But it's a good one
For real tho
Jokes aside,this movie has an amazing fight choreography
Ned Butters well they didnt
Jeff lew was the guy who made all the animation in the movie and it was 3D animation and not garrys mod
Killer bean people: let’s make a bean movie and he has John wick /matrix moves and is in a gang or something
Fake person Gary: Jeff get out jus get out
Killer bean was made before John wick
@@Metztii while we're here destroying a funny gen z joke which implies it has no meaning what so ever killer bean was produced by one person so it should say "Killer bean person"
*Killer bean guy it everything and i mean everything was one by one guy expect for voice acting
The editing and commentary on this video is the funniest thing ever
D.E.C.A.F.I.N.A.T.E.D 7:41
Little edit 1:DECAFINATED...
Little edit 2:DECAFINATED...
Little edit 3:DECAFINATED...
Can we all just appreciate that he put the Game Theory theme at 6:01
2009 (Killer Bean Forever)
2019 *(John Wick: Chapter 3)*
Edit: so many edits...
I didn't think that intro would be funny but it caught me when he started speaking.
Killer Bean: The GREATEST Animated Cartoon/Movie/Storytime ever
my two favorite quotes from this video
YOU’RE FIRED!!!!! *gunshot*
*reverberated* d e c a f i n a t e d
and “Ha! he hit him in the bean”
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Killer bean: decaffeinated
The concept for this movie was amazing! So much so I really wanted them to make a second movie for it. Just the thought of Beans throwing hands was dope asf especially with the Jet Bean vs Killer Bean Fight
Edit: The whole mystery surrounding the Shadow Agency was something intriguing and we needed more of it
I believe it was announced on the killer bean channel community tab that there is going to a series. I Should probably finish the video before commenting
They're making a game about killer bean
Killer bean: the greatest Veggie Tales character
Holy frick this is the most likes I've ever gotten
Yes.
Killer Bean So did you kill the shadow bean agency?
Omg,yes
No
Brain Dead Heheh, it’s CROSSOVER time...
The best part of this is, you can tell what he's editing in without having seen the film itself
1:30 he says it lasts for a minute and a half exactly when it’s a minute and a half into the video
Plot twist: the last assassin is the only one who has pants 😱😱😱
The detective is also wearing pants.
Cappuccino has pants
Alby King
Actually, Vagan DOESN’T have pants.
@@furiousstudios4438 oh ok
Bing Bow (Owner Of Chinese Restaurant) Also Has Pants
The dance scene in this movie are my braincells at anything
2:21 That's called "dying" Diamondbolt.
No
6:10 oh my god! Get a roo-
I unironically love this movie
Love the Pyro intro lmao. Good job on 250k, was with you from 10k!
Thank you so much!
@@DiamondBolt holy shit you responded and gave a heart! Thank you so much. Keep on being you :D
What’s funny is the fact that while is was drinking decaffeinated tea I heard the decaffeinated joke
10:07
"I was sitting in my office chair when I got the call"
"Jet Bean is kill"
no
"He say your food tastes like ass crack"
Your laugh made it funnier
"How do you take your coffee?"
"Decaffeinated, with vanilla and whipped."
D e c a f f e i n a t e d
Honestly no memes, you've went from a couple 1000 subs with barely any editing and shoddy audio quality to a quarter of million of subscribers with some pretty good editing with some damn good audio quality is quite a site to behold. Good on you Bolt and I mean this sincerely, keep up the good work.
1:02 me and the boys when my parents let me stay for another hour
Hahaha XD
I can't distinguish the characters heads and butts.
10:04 “What have I done? All these people I killed??!?!”
Jet bean is dead
We can talk things over
Oh im coming in but not for talking
@@marlynv5025 “and there he goes into the sunset, never to be seen again”
@@joseluissifuentes8639
D e c a f f e i n a t e d
@@cgraves0980 OMG HE SAID THE LINE
“My social security number is 346” at least he went out letting someone else take his identity
Dude I just watch the whole movie and I don’t know why it’s a meme it should be a Oscar worthy movie
i know!
its actually a good movie,a nd makes a lot of recent movies look like a joke
Killer Bean is objectively better than something like rise of Skywalker.
@@beautifulmeeses oooo and cats
Ember power Everything is better than cats lmao
Killer bean having Vietnam flashbacks 7:16
“Sadly killer beans only weak spot is, being exploded”
Me: casually searches the unknown body part.
You are going to review the series when it’s done, don’t deny it.
Let's be honest, we all know that the fight scenes in this movie were epic
Ditective Chromwell:who is shadow be-
6:28
*started Throw It Away music From Shadow The Hedgehog*
This is the ULTIMATE POWER
Diamondbolt: *We learn a very important thing about this film, the beans do not wear pants.*
Jet bean: *Wears pants*
Also cappuccino
And cromwell
8:57 best part by far
6:31 Hes wearing pants!!!
Last year me and a friend were arguing with another friend about who had a higher body count, John Wick or Killer Bean
Congratulations on 250k subs. Rag doll physics makes literally everything funnier, imagine Evangelion , but with rag doll physics.
How could u forget about the classic “Not bad.” “But mines bigger.”
6:57, I can't stop laughing.
"I think it's Killer Bean…"
"How do you know?"
"GRENADE!"
7:22 burn
loved the pryocynical refence in the intro and congrats on now 372k subs
Im surprised of how you've managed to watch all these kind of movies and still not suffer from mental Illness.
Oh, and congrats on the 250000 subscribers , you deserve it❤
Tbh Killer Bean is actually watchable and a damn good movie.
"You dropped in the wrooong place."
*imediatly gets dropped by bottle*
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!!!
9:05 I can watch this all day 😂
God he deserves to be the best RUclips in existence
10:02 i like how his explanation gets cut off by jet bean dying
the fact that this film is so iconic, shows that jeff lew has done what every director aspires to do : create a memorable film
7:47 Killer bean Weakness: *Bean* Exploded
You started this video like a true legend. All I will say, is ‘We need Petscop 2.’
It’s really cool to think that Mr. Bolt over here had 250k last year, compared to now with a near 500 thousand. Your doing great work DiamondBolt, keep it up
"This suggests the existence of an entire globe full of bean people with different nationalities"
As if the Chinese dudes weren't enough evidence
“GRENADE!!”
*dies*
Edit:
“YOUR FIRED”
*boss gets killed*
D E C A F I N A T E D
Blue charmander 95 You’re*
@@superbsoap does it matter though?
@@cottrexiscool yes
D e c a f f e i n a t e d
No doubt about it Killer Bean is one of the most impressive independent films I’ve seen in my life as it is so ambitious and shows the dedication of the creator
Let me put it in a language you can understand, “a man has fallen in the river in LEGO city”
Hurry
A man has fallen for a man in lego City
I like the part where he says, “It’s bean time”
"So guys we did it" -pyrocinical -dimondbolt