DIARY OF A WIMPY KID - Diamondbolt
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2007) and Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) are movies directed by Thor Freudenthal and David Bowers and distributed by Disney. No copyright infringement intended. All usage of copyrighted footage in the video is used under fair use law.
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Rodrick: I’m sorry women
Misogyny: Defeated
this comment is stolen and the original was hearted
annaobyrne uh, no?
The Matrix Net Yes it was. There was also another person who ripped off the original joke and that comment section was heated too. Got to be careful when joking about politics. Still, the original was funny and your take on it isn’t bad. I like your wording and it still made me laugh. I just imagine the announcer for Super Smash Bros saying that. Lol
@@alexzander4426 do you know that multiple people can have the same idea?
jugendfreie Organversache I just gave props to the original commenter. Why the cynicism?
Repeat after me
THE FOURTH MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST.
THE FOURTH MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST
The fourth movie does not exist
THE FOURTH MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST
THE FOURTH MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST.
There was a fourth movie I thought they ended with 2
the cast of these movies are perfect. whoever casted them deserves way more credit.
I agree, and really don’t see why people think they did bad casting
These movies only get better when Rodrick is on-screen and you simply can't deny this statement.
hello toad
Fuck yeah Rodrick is the best Character !!!
Rodrick: I’m Sorry Women
*We Did it, we ended Sexism*
ye
BABY HIPPOS 4 LIFE
CubeRazn I don't see how it's sexist, didn't the girls from that magazine agree to do that? I mean owning the magazine doesn't make you a sexist
@autoprime1896 when you're tryna make a joke make sure it's funny
they're not that funny dude
"ok listen, I'm not gay"
-looks at Rodrick
"but..."
I’m not gay
Unless 😳😳
He's a teenager
Cole Younger not anymore
More like Looks at squidward
Why are gae
Greg in the movies: classic pre teen/teen still cares about his friends and family
Greg in the books: *straight up sociopath*
I’d like to imagine Greg exaggerated himself in his Diary to come off as a cool Patrick Bateman
@@anth636 new head-canon unlocked
@@anth636 Oh wow
@@anth636 makes sense
I love these movies, purely because they actually portray Greg as a human and not a vicious sociopath hellbent on world domination.
Book Greg WISHES he was as based as Movie Greg
“I’m sorry women.” - Rodrick
Admiral Meme Man mood
"I yearn for for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient."- Kazuma Satou
I feel him and rodrick might somehow get along.
@@bebopknux5857 Seeing a Kazuma reference is pretty ironic because I literally learned about Konosuba like a day ago.
@@FlowPlex Ironic isn't really the right term, more like an epic coincidence.
@@ltb1345 ok
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO WOMEN?"
"I'M SORRY WOMEN"
WHY ARE WE IN ALL CAPS
@@corkie679 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA. . . *WAIT*
I JUST DID THIS BECAUSE IM BOREDDDD
@Mr. Brodie cancel culture is just boy says FRICK gets banned girl shows nudity for 10 hours and gets nothing
LOUD CLAPPING IINTENSIFIES
I would love to see a 10 hours video of Adam saying “Yeah Get Fucked Greg!”
Get f****d Greg!
I like how Rodrick rules implies that the heffley family just has a spare door in their basement
It's for people who acknowledge that The Long Haul movie exists
Roderick Rules is the Empire Strikes Back of Diary of a Wimpy Kid
I SWEAR LMAO
Empire strikes back is the Roderick rules of star wars.
The 1st movie is way better
@@sbevexlr848 well no but actually no.
@@sbevexlr848 imma have to disagree
How many movies are there Manny?
"Ownwy thwee"
What a legend
Even the devil gets it
(the Manny will not be televised)
Underated comment
How many stars does Greg have on gta manny
“Owny three”
"I'm sorry women" - rodrick the words of a legend
11:16 had me laughing so hard lmao
Same here! LOLOL! 😆😆😆😆😆
Rodrick rules is best movie in the wimpy kid trilogy gang
On Obeezy
Thats kinda true
Yeet Blissey thank u for saying trilogy
True
Guy: don’t u mean quad- Me: SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH
Rowley didn’t predict TikTok, he was warning us of TikTok.
Dark Blue Crab we should have listened
He tried to tell us!
6:16 REEEEEEEE
We were warned...
But we did not listen to his warnings
Dark blue crab you are so wise
I really admire the movies because Greg and Rowley's friendship extends to Chirag and Fregley and it's fun seeing them together.
In the books the friendship is still limited to Greg and Rowley
Plus it makes the humour more grounded and believable than the books
How does this man not have a billion subscribers. His comedy is hilarious.
alternative title for Diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules: Diary of a Simpy Kid.
Maybe that could be the new one?
This is big brain time
The word has come back
Well that's ca- oh never mind, Greg's a simp
700th like
“Your not a good friend Greg, dont come by my house, dont call me”
And then Rowley pulled out a AK-47 And Shot Greg.
Greg zoo-wee'd his last mama.
cause rowley is a pubg playah
AND A GANGSTA!
Beautiful
@@ahmad_dubs why pubg and why gangster?
@@InGreatPainIAm cuz he had an ak 47 and a bigger reason he is a kid who has a gun🔫
I love how Frank in the movies is less Frank and more Steve Zhan. It just works really well.
That's Steve Zhan for you
3:47
Teens: hey reflector dude! Nice costume!
Rowley: thank, my mom made it fo-
Teens: **shoots 5 million gallons of water at rowley**
That water rlly white ngl
“No time outs, *ONLY DEATH”*-
Rodrick 2010
ajay che no, a man with a lot of wisdom
ajay che of course I know this man of grace and wisdom
ajay che yeah I know him I just thought you were talking about Rodrick too.
ajay che I was already aware 2 replies ago
“You can’t say the same joke every time”
Meme’ers: “uhm... yeah”
NiclasWA memes can actually be funny
Stix N' Stones just to be clear. You are impersonating a “epic Redditor” right?
I can't like this comment, because it's already at 69 likes
@@noobnoobmaster9909 Yes the they can but not when you spam the same meme over and over to the point where it becomes annoying cough cough reddit cough
@@ngalifianakis6893 your the people that this comment is making fun of.
3:40 is the best line in the movie
Rowley is so pure. Dude gets so popular just by being himself. What a lad. When he goes to college, he'd probably be the guy who sells drugs but doesn't use em, cause he's just so pure and probably doesn't even know what drugs are.
He's such a bean
I think Rodrick Rules really SHOULD have been called Return of The King.
Or king rodrick
I mean the movies are named after the books but i aint complaining
@ Rodrick Heffley
Why the fuck not
@@manicdosed But, in my eyes, it fits. Diary of a Wimpy Kid is my Lord of the Rings.
😂😂
''You have committed multiple war crimes in Yugoslavia during it's war, how do you plea?''
''Zoo wee mama''
Case dismissed.
I plead
THE SECOND AMMENDMENT BITCH GET ON THE GROUND BEFORE I START POPPING ROUNDS LIKE SLOBODAN'S MEN POPPED PEOPLE IN THE SHEPARDRY (literal translation) (btw im croatian so im allowed to say this)
N O T G U I L T Y
I always knew hze was a bosnian serb 💪💪💪🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Here’s one thing where Greg actually helped Rodrick:
Greg made a diary (journal) to make HIM famous, but instead, he said all the things that made RODRICK famous! So in conclusion, Greg made Rodrick famous, so proud of him :)
Also, Rodrick or Rowly. Which do you like more!
Rodrick: Your a normal person that understands him
Rowly: You understand how much pressure he’s on
Manny: YOUR THE DEVIL AND YOUR JUST INSANE
I remember a lot of chicks said I looked like Rodrick. After watching these movies I feel flattered
Greg: the Simp
Rodrick: the God
Manny: the Satan himself
Mom: Mom
Dad: slowly losing his sanity
CHEESE : DEMON THAT GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW
@@steveletrasheur6728 no, thats manny too
Is there a double like button
The dad reminds me of Clark Griswald from the National Lampoon series.
STOP GOOD GOD MAN YOU ALMOST GOT THE CHEESE TOUCH
Bruh every girl in school had a crush on rodrick because he’s such a chad
Ye
He really is
0
I always strived to be like him, I was just able to copy him his style but more colorful. I suck
Just the girls? What about the guys
11:45 TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDY'S MY NAME'S JACK SEPTICEYE AND WE'RE PLAYING DIARY OF THE WIMPY KID, THE VIDEOGAME, AND I'M PLAYING AS ROWLEY
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
It's funny how Rodrick and Holly are the only no-crazy characters in the movies.
Their backs must've hurt from single handedly carrying the trilogy
“How did Rodrick come from this family”
Well you see, he didn’t
O- 😂
He’s adopted
@@Jaxson9 Or.....
Manny: commits several war crimes and mass genocides
Also Manny: I’m only thwee!
LOL, too accurate. That kid is a psychopath of the highest order.
Manny: blows up the sun
Also manny: I’m onwy fwee!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's a reason why Armenian Genocide happened
Bombs Australia
“iM oNlY ThWeEe”
That RETURN OF THE KING joke was good
A++
6:15 this character is the most terrified character in the world 4:19 This is the craziest thing that I ever seen from friendly
i've never watched the 4th diary of a wimpy kid movie
Legend
Good
Same
Me too
I did, and hated it
You gotta love how, in lore, Greg wrote the diaries in order to be famous and the books eventually DID become famous
its kinda ironic that the books he would use to answer questions when he was famous made him famous
In my head cannon greg is currently all grown up and he publishes the books baised on his childhood.
@@icecreamhero2375 i mean--- oop------
youre like on point---
Ok, ive read all the DOAWK books up to date apart from the movie diary, can you specifically state out when hes "famous" and what book hes "famous" in?
@@dbzboi8389 Well there is Double Down where the movie where Greg and Rowley tried to make went viral. But internet fame is quick.
A great summary of all the (good) Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies. I also liked the quiet ARMS backround music :)
Roderick rules was a masterpiece
Now we need Bolt to read that one Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfic where Greg is nuked
Yeeesss
@Mark V yeah, its called Greg Heffley and the Ballistic Missile.
MortaL Aroe It is a piece of history.
@@imlivinginyourceiling most definitely
Star Wars: Im the greatest trilogy
Rodrick Heffely: hold my drumstick
Nice
Star Wars has only 2 excellent trilogies.
It should remain a trilogy
@@jadenmartinez323 What do you mean REMAIN a trilogy?
There was never a fourth one
NEVER
11:05 I love how Rodricks shirt says “Sike, Don’t do it”
12:58 das not me
Genius
I still can’t get over how absolutely perfect the casting was for everyone. Like, this was Marvel-level casting.
Until the long haul
@@mysoundtracks2159 The what now? I dunno what you're talking about. There's no fourth wimpy kid movie.
Marvel *wishes* its casting were _this_ good.
@@theancientlegobrick1593 has
@@walrider2133 lmao 🤣
"i'm sorry women"
he ended misogyny what a king 😩
before you come for my throats yes this is a joke lmao
"im sorry women"
*we did it boys, misogyny is no more!*
You have more than one?
We also can't forget another iconic line of his:
"No means no."
Like, we respect a legend who values consent. 😔✊🏽
Sarcasm: 100
Kiamichi Songer yes i am cerberus
i found your channel yesterday and enjoy it a lot
Can’t stop rewatching this!
"Return of the King" (with Pirates of the Caribbean music) 😂😂😂😂
Nice
Long haul Rodrick looks like Kylo Ren with a drug addiction
Not my Rodrick
nah he always looks like that
Nah he looks like a discount Willy Wonka
I can't tell a lie
I agree
@@gxriz2044 LMAOOOOO
Man, the comments have returned, but all of them are gone.
I'm not sure why this is happened, I'll work on seeing if I can have them restored.
@@DiamondBolt K
7:00 bro has a rodrick walpaper
We all do
@@Nuggulong yes
Fun fact: the “Sorry Women” scene was actually filmed at night, but they use external lights to make it look like it’s day time
Wow!
Well it's convincing I'll give them that
Yeah I know I have both the movie diary's... even the long haul one and boy do I regret it.....
I never understood that scene when I was little
Yeah but if you were a true fan you'd own the movie diary and all ready know that
So get this, the old man turns himself into a pickle, and then he says “zoo wee mama” funniest shit I ever heard
The fact his laptop background is rodrick shows how much he loves him
god i love these movies and this channel
"his little brother, Manny who is actually a demon from hell"
Meanwhile the Ice Age Baby in the background:
Ice Age Baby could never be as evil as Manny
konspiratcy theery
@@Tomz-vz2ww looks cool
I thought this was actually pyrocinical ._.
@@Galaxe-du7mp
Me 2
“Diary of a Wimpy Kid”
“Lord of the Rings”
“Pirates of the Caribbean”
Now I want this as a real crossover movie
The Holy Trinity
Diary of a Caribbean Ring
Woah this is better crossover than endgame
And star wars
Lord of the Kid.
Devin Bostick (Rodrick) and the guy who played fregly did a good job
And Robert Capron (Rowley) is awesome. Him and Zachery Gordon was friends when they met at the set
10:22 Best Ever
"Tha- tha tha- that's not me"
Rodrick is a mastermind of excuses and manipulation
Genius
He used to be a mastermind, but Manny absorbed his evilness and smartness
@@genericname2747 evil manny
@@basicoust2617 Manny is evil incarnate
Rodrick needs a Nobel peace prize
The title should’ve been the Rodrick movie feat: Greg
I'm convinced that Diamond is Zach Gordon, but he moved to Australia and picked up a sweet accent.
the contrast in your reactions to rodrick and fregley had my trying not to laugh at 1 am dude, great vid
11:34 hey who the fuck replaced the bathroom door?
The Godfather? Pass. Citizen Kane? Citizen who?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules? Greatest. Film. Ever. Made.
I’ve never seen it
The Fat Piranha Plant NANI!!!!!!
God, i absolutely love Rodrick Rules, not only is Rodrick great, Greg isnt THAT terrible, and seeing Greg and Rodrick be bros n stuff is nice to see
YES
Yeah, unlike in the book, Rodrick was still a jerk, especially when all the conflict is because of the whole Greg's "secret" he has against him.
Them getting along is so wholesome 😊
that line saying
"youre my brother but youll never be my friend"
honestly made me cry bc my brother downright hates me. Rodrick Rules is what i wish me and my brother were like
He is worse in the movies than the books. In the books he has an ego but is mostly a victim of circumstance.
I love these videos I don't know why I get so entertained by smaller RUclipsrs
Ive watched this 7 times and still am not bored, it keeps coming up in my recommended and i dont rly mind
Rowley sounds like he’s been smoking since he was 3
He probably has been
“Onwwy Three”
I was at a store yesterday and they were 2 little girls that sounded like they’ve been smoking cigarettes since they were born.
LOL
~vegeta~
“Get off, Baby Hippo!” Extra star for that
This is my playlist called "DA FUNNY" its for the finest of videos
The return of the king was the best edit evwr
Greg: Sociopath
Rodrick: God Himself
Manny: The Devil Himself
Susan: Karen
Frank: Done with his family
Many is smart but evil
I can only relate to frank...help me ($ᴗ$)و
Amogus
So my family?
@@AmongusBalls65 I dought you're older brother is as much as a God as Roderick
These movies are basically a more modern spy kids, 1 isn’t that great, 2 is the best, 3 is just a fever dream and 4 is the one that we want to forget
You just talked about star wars in order
1 is actually really good and 3 is ok
@@jesussauceda3596 spy kids or dwk? Both are bad
I was talking about dwk
2 was the best one
literally about to cry from nostalgia
“Can it chunky cheese” is my favorite line in the entire movie of rodrick rules
Might use it as a one liner if I feel like it
The most unrealistic part of these movies is that he's an artist in middle school who hasn't changed his art style or character design over 10 times
Nerds With Opinions so you’ve never met me
“ uh... that’s not me...”
A legend Rodrick
Ah I see your a man of culture as well
I didn't know you liked this stuff Deku
@@kurinthekitty6842 nor did i
Honestly what else could he say lmaoooo
I see ur another man of anime culture
Diamondbolt: looks at cheese
Also Diamondbolt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
if these kids are scared of a piece of cheese its amazing how they'd get through a horror movie without shattering into pieces
They would scream and run away before the film even starts
Having all the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books is like having all the infinity stones
Can relate
i hate how this is accurate back then
But having wimpy kid books.. does put a smile on my face
Infinity gauntlet: ahem
And we used it to kill the long haul
except there's more than 6
"If you want me to cover the 4th movie"
There is no 4th movie. We dont talk about that crime against humanity.
Return of the King
PLAYS PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN
I love the franchise and this video
"What was general grant doing on the thermostat"
-Frank Heffley 2011
The thermostat was Confederate territory.
@@NorthWestern1919 Maybe
@@Mr.Tw1sty not maybe
it is
@@melonlord7443 oh
They’re not toys! THEY’RE FIGURINES!!!
Rodrick has to be the only reason I ever watched the franchise.
@@Wodkfkekc that’s what they want you to think. This is just a filler episode for the real star, Rodrick.
@@Wodkfkekc Greg is a sociopathic villain lmao
Yes
When a stranger says get in the van don't but if it's rodrick go go right in as fast as you can.
12:51 It was at this moment Rodrick knew, he messed up.
Nobody is going to talk about how the dad was about to club Greg with a toy golf club
Lol that's totally my friend if someone has taken a sip of his beer
ben 10 theories so he bashes someone’s brains in?....with a golf club?
@@ero7381 reminds me of someone...
@@keniel-prime6214 no....stop it
@@keniel-prime6214 ah yes,Abby
The four horsemen of staying in middle school forever:
Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy kid)
Nate Wright (Big Nate)
Phineas and ferb middle schoolers
Me
Z3R0_P01NT5 ash of pokemon also of he was in míddle school
Karla Muñoz what 10 year old is in middle school?
Fugit1ve Gaming well he has been 10 years through 20 years soooo...this coludidos be trie
Could be true*
Rafe Katchadorian
I genuinely adore Steve Zahn's preformance as Frank in these movies. He brings an insanity and energy that makes these so much more fun to watch. I love him as an actor
He went Full Metal Bateman on the script
This is my confort video, I have already watched it like 300 times
i have no idea why people keep talking about this "forth movie" that doesn't exist.
I know right
I know right
@IB - 07BA - Earnscliffe Sr PS (1410) nah there is no forth movie
@IB - 07BA - Earnscliffe Sr PS (1410) yes *the forth movie does not exist*
What movie?
Heffley family
Gerg: full of himself
Manny: a demon from hell
Frank: done with family and life
susan: accurate as to what moms are actually like
Roderick: best character
Rodrick*
Who’s Gerg
Yeah, *GErG*
gerg
ah yes my man gerg
Diamondbolt: “how the fuck do you not get the joke Greg”
Greg: *breaks in and turns buff and beats up diamond bolt.*
This is only one of the few movies that i can watch all the time