One bit I never understood is that at the end when they find out it’s Donkey Kong someone says (I can’t remember who) “Oh no, the one game you suck at” like he’s not the 2nd best donkey Kong player in the world
for those wondering Denis Akiyama portrays Toru Iwatani, the creator of the Pac-Man franchise, while the real Iwatani has a cameo role as a repairman at the arcade the Arcarders used to play at so Iwatani is in this movie, but not playing himself
4:49 Bolt: You guys ready to hear the greatest joke in the entire movie and I totally get it some of you guys miss it, okay? It's really complex. 4:54 Have you've been playing Space Invaders alot? 4:56 Yeah, a lot. how did you know that? 4:58 Because you're invading my space. Back up. 4:59 Bolt and me: ppffttt haha!
"Have you been playing Space Invaders a lot lately?" "Yeah, How did you know that" "Because you're invading my space, back up" I hate myself for laughing at that
Move the gear shifter “up (x2), down (x2)”, turn the radio tuning knob “left, right (x2)”, then press “rewind, fast forward, play” on the CD player. The car now has 30 lives.
I love how out of all the games in human history they could’ve chosen for Adam to do his boomer rant at, they chose The Last of Us, arguably the most critically acclaimed and artistically celebrated games in the last decade.
Bolt didn't acknowledge Adam Sandler he saw Q*Bert as Lady Lisa and Josh making out, Adam is like "no one else weirded out by this? That was just Q*Bert"
I can fully get around the idea that the US government would need to hire professional gamers to help defeat an alien force using video game tactics. It’s stupid but believable in this scenario. However, you cannot tell me that the cabinet nor the chiefs of staff have never played a video game before.
Peter Dinklage's character is basically a Billy Mitchell clone cause you know he cheats like what Billy Mitchell did. And it just so happens to be Donkey Kong that the character cheated at
@@Fallen_Familyno he cheated at both db said that donkey kong was the final challenge for that gaming championship thing and you find out Peter Dinklage cheated
"I was pretty good at some of the classics" "You mean like Halo and call of duty?" I used to think that was just some boomer humor, but now it's more believable a kid would say that.
"Back in my day, we gave a machine quarters so we could play games. The games were very hard, so we ended up spending a lot of quarters" "Oh, so like how modern games have microtransations" "Yeah, but people actually liked arcades"
3:23 “Yo what’s up” Paul Blart looking directly into Adam Sandler’s soul with death’s look in his eyes: “Our Air Force base in Guam has been attacked.”
The dead seriousness from Paul Blart after Adam's "Yo what's up" KILLED me. Possibly one of the few moments in the movie that actually made me laugh out loud.
Well, to be fair to that joke (not that it deserves it, but bear with me) Sandler is at the age where he'd say that. It's a fucking dumb thing to say, but it fits both the character and the actor really well.
@@philipb7400 If you understand the phrase, using discord is not physically socializing with someone. The point it that people spend to much time on video games and never do what they need to do. For example, people hate reading books nowadays because they spend to much time on video games. Having a conversation online is completely different from a real one. Discord is not actually conversing with someone.
@@zetsubou619 I disagree, my friend who i used to always talk to at school moved to New York a few yerars ago, we still talk about the same stuff and act the same with eahcother, it's like he never left. Also, talking to a friend on discord is not the same as playing a video game. You can just talk to them while playing games with them like splitscreen.
Can we talk about how screwed we would be if the movie used modern day games such as God of War or mortal combat or even the new avengers game...just a thought I'm gonna leave here
Before you question how weird the QBert/Lady Lisa evolution and the breeding works, remember, in games: A fish can evolve into a sea serpent. A hedgehog can become a werewolf thing, A kitten can go at it with a whale.
All of that, plus the less we talk about how strange Digimon’s evolution trees can be sometimes, the better, I mean come on, some of the Digimon can digivolve into literal poop.
Adam Sandler is a genius, he figured out that movies don’t have to be good or get high box office returns if you just cram them full of product placement.
Ok I'll be honest, the only joke in this movie I find funny is the one where he opens the door at the kid's house. I don't know why but the soulless delivery of "If I want to get paid, yes." is just fucking hilarious for some reason
I’m not gonna lie, the movie made me laugh at some bits (give me a break I was younger then). But that one bit when he punched the dude out of a moving van still get me because of how fast the moment goes😂
The only sane moment in this weird fever dream is the fact that Sandler’s character does question his friend making out with what was originally Qbert.
Same and I still do it’s one of my all time favorite movies and I honestly don’t understand why people hate it so much. I understand that the humor can be kinda low grade but that doesn’t mean it’s a terrible movie. Idk 🤷♀️
I've been treating Paul Blart, Mall Cop like the president even before he was elected
Paul Blart, Mall Cop actually founded the United States of America.
That’s movie made me wanna commit seduku
@@isaiahthomas9817 you shall get trapped in the ball pit
Paul Blart is the ruler of Earth
Paul blart was one of Jesus’ disciples
One bit I never understood is that at the end when they find out it’s Donkey Kong someone says (I can’t remember who) “Oh no, the one game you suck at” like he’s not the 2nd best donkey Kong player in the world
I never understood how the guys waifu came back
@@matthewreynoso6904 He fucked Q-Bert
@@noraarcadia635 I hate that sentence so much
True
@@noraarcadia635 THAT'S DISGUSTING
8:24
The last of us: one of the most revolutionary story telling games to ever come out.
Adam Sandler: there’s no rhyme or reason to it.
To an extent, he kinda predicted LOU2
Tlou had a fine relationship drama, but it wasn't revolutionary.
@@SDS4800 I guess?
@@SDS4800 I do not like your opinion
And then LOU2 comes into the picture.
Take a shot every time anyone says “gamer” or any game-related term.
In a movie about video games😂
Thetrueblue 17 still...
you should probably put warning this could kill you
MY LIVER HURTS HE DUDJJDDJDJEKKEIWIWKSMSSM
One of the quickest ways to die
Especially if you’re under 21!
Remember people, this was going to be Tetris the movie
Why? The alien mothership?
@@matthewreynoso6904 nah its an odd1sout reference
@@diegoflores3422 lmao no it isnt
@@matthewreynoso6904 no the movie was inspired by a video on youtube called tetris.
@@lifelikeafrog3233 not to mention the Tetris reference later where the Tetris blocks were taking down building's
The minute the kid said he played halo, I he was instantly my favorite character
Four on the floor
@@FrisktheFurret ??
And now he's dead
Fun fact:
That kid is now in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
You can physically see the pain in bolts eyes every time he says gamer
"Where my gamers at?"
Proof that you can put a price on dignity.
i read this comment at the exact same time where "Where my gamers at?" was said in the video
for those wondering
Denis Akiyama portrays Toru Iwatani, the creator of the Pac-Man franchise, while the real Iwatani has a cameo role as a repairman at the arcade the Arcarders used to play at
so Iwatani is in this movie, but not playing himself
4:49 Bolt: You guys ready to hear the greatest joke in the entire movie and I totally get it some of you guys miss it, okay? It's really complex.
4:54 Have you've been playing Space Invaders alot?
4:56 Yeah, a lot. how did you know that?
4:58 Because you're invading my space. Back up.
4:59 Bolt and me: ppffttt haha!
This is literally a five years old mind when they played that arcade games and ate 300 pounds of sugar and see inappropriate movies
8:30 I played last of us when I was 6 and now I’m 10 and it’s still my fav video game but the second one sucks
DiamondBolt: *Paul Blart Mall cop is the President of America*
Me: *Thats the most American thing ive ever heard*
Blarts gonna getcha with those taxes!
I was waiting for this...
......me too
Yes
Same
Same
Akihiko: I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
I actually liked “Click”. Except for when they tried to make it a drama.
c'mon this movie can't be that ba-
"are you a gamer?"
"It's called socilazing"
"classics? like Halo and COD?"
yep. It's that bad.
At least he didnt say Fortnite
@@ricardochavez7716 U mean... PubG
Ricardo Chavez it didn't exist back then bruh.
@@ricardochavez7716 Well to be fair, this movie came out 2 years before Fortnite did
Luckily It didn’t......
This movie was actually pretty good imo
Fun Fact: Peter Dinklage is voicing the Terrorcon Scourge in the upcoming Transformers film, Rise of the Beasts
I remember watching this as a kid. I thought it was soooooo cool. Now that I look back on it, I'm starting to question my childhood self lol
This was the weirdest Beer commercial I've ever seen.
I always thought the deaths in this movie were disturbing for some reason
Sandler is the kinda guy who watches bayverse movies on loop.
_I love Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler stands rise update_
My stand, |Adam Sandler|
Fun fact: Back before the first Guardians Of The Galaxy movie, there was a rumour that Adam Sandler was a choice for Rocket
0:00 Hell yeah my favorite youtuber
4:36 ah yes my favorite part is when he punched Olaf in the face
Pixels was actually inspired by a 2011 short with the same concept of arcade game characters coming to life
We need a video for Adam Sandler's magnum opus "Jack and Jill." The masterpiece of a movie that earned Sandler both best actor and actress oscars.
Wait. Actor AND actress?
@@deltaknight2764 they gave him a drag
I got an ad, this is how it sounded like with the video: "nobody's better at the crane game than- *el marketing de afiliados no funciona* "
When it came out, i was like 13-14, and i was quite excited because of the concept and the CGI. Didn't know Adam Sandler was in this at the time
0:40 he uses a time machine
congratulations.........ON COMING IN SECOND!!!!!!!!
Diamondbolt: uploads
Me: clicks on video
Also me: comments before finishing the video
you just want a shot at top comments, don't you :)
"You've got blood on your hands!" To the president. What the fuck did president Paul Blart do? Who did he kill? Where did he invade?
Me teaching my friends how to play minecraft: 5:52
I thought Pixels was a fun time and Click made me value my present life and my friends more
0:02 is the best frame in all of this channels history
I don’t care what people say, *I love this movie!*
Me too!
The younger version of Peter Dinklage isn't Peter Dinklage
Is it just me or does anyone else think this is one of the best movies made?
just you
I’m surprised you didn’t show the scene where Adam Sandler’s friend had a breakdown
That "we nerds kiss best" joke irradiates "nice guys finish last" energy
Every time I come home now, I say “Hello I am a nerd”
No jk
My sister used to be obsessed with this movie, like she watched it like 3 or 4 times a day sometimes
Wait can I get away with every thing if I say it was a heated gamer moment
My Dad showed me the trailer for this a long time ago and I just assumed it was a 90s movie because of the games in it.
Did i hear Alien vs Predator SNES boss theme?
Pog
10:17 notice his skin color I'm black aswell so don't take that as a racist comment
That's racist!
I think that Adam Sandler's charecter acts more like an adult when he is a kid and acts like a kid when he's an adult.
Also at 3:23 when he says "go see" the captions say "yoshi"
Hackers: joins
Aliens: oh fuck
To the movie’s credit that “If I wanna get paid, yes” line is actually pretty hilarious
True.
Yep.
Yes
Yes
That the only funny line from this movie
“I spent the day on 4Chan”
OH CHRIST
Tbh that's how I think most 4channers live
THATS HOW DIGBY DO IT
Typical weeb stuff
I mean like... he's a critic channel and we all should know by now 4 channers hate everything so it all makes sense.
666th like 😳
My entire life changed when I heard Paul Blart say “Our Air Force base in Guam was attacked”
No replies ?
.-.
@@y_e_s_L nope sorry
The way he said that line after Adam cheerfully "Yo what's up?" Actually made me laugh out loud!
"Have you been playing Space Invaders a lot lately?"
"Yeah, How did you know that"
"Because you're invading my space, back up"
I hate myself for laughing at that
You have 192 likes btw
@@TwizzlerHobo why are you such a dream stan
@@aswfabt dude I hate dream, this was just a really good piece of art
@@TwizzlerHobo embarrassing + gay
That joke wasn't that bad, I laughed too
"Let's Blow Up Google"
The smartest thing I've ever heard
You know RUclips is owned by Google right?
@@AeonKnigh432 yes
No let’s blowup umg
Good idea!
That’s what they get for selling info to the FBI
“How do you use a cheat code in a car?”
Break break push in the cigarette button and cycle through all the channels.
I think Tesla’s should have cheat codes
What do you unlock?
@@zapatron1939 speed boost
Move the gear shifter “up (x2), down (x2)”, turn the radio tuning knob “left, right (x2)”, then press “rewind, fast forward, play” on the CD player. The car now has 30 lives.
wtf is this cheat suppost to activate?..... make your car faster?..... CMON
It would be cute if the creator of pacman actually like,convinced the pacman to be good
What about Pac-Man still being bad, but having the creator of Pac-man being the one person that Pac-man avoids trying to destroy?
@@genericname2747 That'd be cool if he didn't die so fast
It would adorable if the creator or pac man just hugged pac mann then he became good
Instead Pac-Man just give a middle finger to his maker, would've been interesting if Pac-Man team up.
And then he becomes his Pac-Man world version with arms and legs.
This movie’s title should be “How to ruin an incredible premise: The movie”
Yeah really. Great concept put in the wrong hands
The only good thing about pixels is the CGI
I think it would be better of it wasn't a comedy
No.
Haters boo
"How do you use a cheat code by driving a car"
Only Gamers Know
Epic gamer moment ;)
@@pastagiovanni6527 Heck yeah
um easy. you use a teleporting glasses to, teleport? and it makes you unvincible? well imma true gamer and im confused.
@@spooderman6312 Careful, I said true gamer once and I got alotta backlash
Use the gier shift
I love how out of all the games in human history they could’ve chosen for Adam to do his boomer rant at, they chose The Last of Us, arguably the most critically acclaimed and artistically celebrated games in the last decade.
Not a boomers like that game so
Adam Sandler can be pretty funny but sometimes it just doesn’t hit lol
Exactly
I think the Wedding Singer is a good example of actually being funny
PirateNerd Z and happy Gilmore
You’ve got a point there
Zohan is very great.
The creator of Pac-Man getting his arm turned into Minecraft was such an epic gamer moment 😎
Its like a generational conection.
He pulled what we call a pro gamer move
That was like the only good part of the movie
That was the best part of the film
No it wasent
*9:22** Everyone wants Rodrick in real life,Daimondbolt*
100% it has to be Devon Bostick though
*diamondbolt
"Lets blow up Google then"
Bing: *Stonks*
Hello MrRickRoll
@@svgaming4522 reeckrul*
Whats a bing
@@Joemamafortniteballs69420 A miserable little pile of secrets
You're an epic gamer if you got the reference 😎
@@just_another_internet_man755 actually now i know whats a bing
10:27 HE DIDN’T EVEN GET HER EMAIL ADDRESS
@BAntony it's implied he also had sex with Cubert.
@BAntony hello
It's me again
BAntony yea
Sup
Bolt didn't acknowledge Adam Sandler he saw Q*Bert as Lady Lisa and Josh making out, Adam is like "no one else weirded out by this? That was just Q*Bert"
"Have you been playing Space Invaders a lot?"
"How did you know that?"
"Because you're invading my space, back out"
*2020 In a nutshell*
I really want like, but you'll loose your 123 Likes.
Just Monika
Is this how society sees us? Damn no wonder we’re oppressed.
I can fully get around the idea that the US government would need to hire professional gamers to help defeat an alien force using video game tactics. It’s stupid but believable in this scenario. However, you cannot tell me that the cabinet nor the chiefs of staff have never played a video game before.
Peter Dinklage's character is basically a Billy Mitchell clone cause you know he cheats like what Billy Mitchell did. And it just so happens to be Donkey Kong that the character cheated at
Todd rogers: I started in second movie. If they can't replicate it it's not my fault
Idk kinda looks like him as well
Ya but Peter Dinklage cheated at Pac-Man instead of donkey Kong but other than that it basically lines up
@@Fallen_Familyno he cheated at both db said that donkey kong was the final challenge for that gaming championship thing and you find out Peter Dinklage cheated
“Oh, boo yourselves. I’m Garry Bobby Ferguson.”
"I was pretty good at some of the classics"
"You mean like Halo and call of duty?"
I used to think that was just some boomer humor, but now it's more believable a kid would say that.
Halo 1-3 are classic.
I disown 5.
If he said Doom it would count
It’s sad
Cod 4 is a classic
"Back in my day, we gave a machine quarters so we could play games. The games were very hard, so we ended up spending a lot of quarters"
"Oh, so like how modern games have microtransations"
"Yeah, but people actually liked arcades"
5:01
"I spent the day on 4chan"
ah, a true gamer
This movie is like that “how do you do, fellow kids?” meme.
TOGA
@@jebotimamu273 JOSUKE
@@wry6969 tokoyami?
@@jebotimamu273 ehh close enough
DONKEH
“Dude that guy just died”-diamondbolt 2020
Nah man he just asleep
He was eaten you could see his pieces splashing, how ia he sleeping
Okay, but seriously, this movie taught me that classic arcade games have easily exploitable patterns that I have been using to get better at PAC-MAN
Single woman appears in an adam sandler movie
Adam sandler: *ITS FREE REAL ESTATE*
LOL
**DB begs viewers not to request more Adam Sandler movies**
Viewers: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move"
Jack and Jill, I like it when you suffer in pain.
NO! Aquabats Super Show
Gentlemen, please! He can review all of those!
Click please
I’m not even calling the Josh Gad character by his name. His character is just Discord Moderator: Real life version.
“I love how they cast different actors for everyone EXCEPT him.”
Holy shit how did I not notice that
Cause he's short
But that is a different actor
Just Monika
@@boeyzhang8565 Just Dinklage
I don’t get it what happened
People: *Endgame is the best Movie Crossover*
Me an Intellectual: *P I X E L S*
What about Ready Player One?
@@NurseAmamiya that’s the best
@@NurseAmamiya yes indeed
@@NurseAmamiya I can debate whether it's good or bad but it is better than this
Even though Ready Player One has more.
3:23 “Yo what’s up”
Paul Blart looking directly into Adam Sandler’s soul with death’s look in his eyes: “Our Air Force base in Guam has been attacked.”
The dead seriousness from Paul Blart after Adam's "Yo what's up" KILLED me. Possibly one of the few moments in the movie that actually made me laugh out loud.
Watch scooby-doo monsters unleashed, you don't have a choice.
Damn that moment when that Smurf got gunned down was pretty brutal.
Every time anyone, person or pixel thing, disintegrated into blocks was kind of disturbing to me.
@@deltaknight2764 it was cool they were minecrafted
It was actually funny for me
I’m pretty sure he didn’t even have an intent to harm anyone.
@@wumpus976 yeah..
“In an arcade, a building outside your house. In ancient times, they called it socializing.”
Boomers: *Humor Switch Activated*
that includes social interaction and i dont support it.
Well, to be fair to that joke (not that it deserves it, but bear with me) Sandler is at the age where he'd say that. It's a fucking dumb thing to say, but it fits both the character and the actor really well.
split screen and discord: Am i a joke to you ?
@@philipb7400 If you understand the phrase, using discord is not physically socializing with someone. The point it that people spend to much time on video games and never do what they need to do. For example, people hate reading books nowadays because they spend to much time on video games. Having a conversation online is completely different from a real one. Discord is not actually conversing with someone.
@@zetsubou619 I disagree, my friend who i used to always talk to at school moved to New York a few yerars ago, we still talk about the same stuff and act the same with eahcother, it's like he never left. Also, talking to a friend on discord is not the same as playing a video game. You can just talk to them while playing games with them like splitscreen.
Can we talk about how screwed we would be if the movie used modern day games such as God of War or mortal combat or even the new avengers game...just a thought I'm gonna leave here
Imagine them having to fight doomguy
@@akhonankosi4704 What you just said is pretty much the equivalent to a NUKE.
TACTICUL NUKE!! INCOMING!!!!!!
@@akhonankosi4704 *_Heavy Metal intensifies._*
Also, Avengers would have no content.
Before you question how weird the QBert/Lady Lisa evolution and the breeding works, remember, in games:
A fish can evolve into a sea serpent.
A hedgehog can become a werewolf thing,
A kitten can go at it with a whale.
All of that, plus the less we talk about how strange Digimon’s evolution trees can be sometimes, the better, I mean come on, some of the Digimon can digivolve into literal poop.
I dont know the 1st and 3rd, but I do know unleashed is the 2nd one
don’t forget that a digging tool can somehow be lightweight enough to be used as a sword and can go toe-to-toe with a literal weapon of death
@@archaicfalcon4898 minecraft?
a dude with a big sword can kill a god
“So, Let’s blow up Google”
That made me crack
Time to smoke you
Can i have some
4:22
"Gandalf and Harry Potter in the same room, imagine that!"
(Audience laughs)
Diamondbolt: Makes a new video*
Me: *SOMEBODY RINGED THE DINGSTER?*
Yes fortnite s*x gamer 69 69 did
True.
Mary me roderick
someBODY RING THE DINKSTER
I'm just happy this wasn't made in 2019 since you know they'd cram modern gaming down your throat with fortnite
And Minecraft
Ohh, endgame.
Oh god, that would be the worst.
I know right
Or 2020, I swear, people nowadays can't look at the words "imposter" and "suspecious" without throwing 40 Among Us comments
Adam Sandler is a genius, he figured out that movies don’t have to be good or get high box office returns if you just cram them full of product placement.
He's basically the American Uwe Boll except replace Product Placement with a Tax Loophole
That's not a good thing.
@@MissDelete2098. I think you missed the sarcasm
Never seen this film. Grew up with Halo. That kid when he said that.
Me: "Jesus..."
You know Adam Sandler's character is kind of the same as the kid. In the sense that he only likes one style of video games.
"Look, I've spent the day on 4Chan"
Ok I'll be honest, the only joke in this movie I find funny is the one where he opens the door at the kid's house. I don't know why but the soulless delivery of "If I want to get paid, yes." is just fucking hilarious for some reason
9:12
HE IS NOT A GOOMBA MARIO
Yes
NO MARIO!
"God I wish I could bring my waifu to life"
Adam, stop. Aqua will never love you
Got that from the sky high video
@@dimondx2008 perhaps
And even if she did, would you really want AQUA as your girlfriend?
@@theultimatememelord5494 exactly. Human women ftw
@@saintlucifer7250 are you insulting my snake girls?
I’m not gonna lie, the movie made me laugh at some bits (give me a break I was younger then). But that one bit when he punched the dude out of a moving van still get me because of how fast the moment goes😂
Yea I still laugh at that part 😂😂😂
This had me dying 4:35
Paul Blart. President by day, Mall cop by night
hotel transelvania frankie by dawn, president by day, mall cop by night, and gamer by sundown
🎉I am the father of America I am the mall police father I AM PAUL BLART🎉
@@tymeng683terrified
Yes
The only sane moment in this weird fever dream is the fact that Sandler’s character does question his friend making out with what was originally Qbert.
And they have qbert babies.
Ya what do you mean was, they had Qbert babies which means that he was messing with Qbert and lot Lady Lisa like he thought he was
its crazy that i grew up on this movie and loved it even more each time
Same and I still do it’s one of my all time favorite movies and I honestly don’t understand why people hate it so much. I understand that the humor can be kinda low grade but that doesn’t mean it’s a terrible movie. Idk 🤷♀️