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Who wants to buy a censored mug? Your videos just aren’t the same any more since you sold out and softened everything up for the sake of ad revenue and merch sales. Sad, very sad.
@@PTANV-x2g There's plenty of uncensored hate and violence on other platforms intended for people just like you. I wouldn't be here if he went past 'funny'.
Apparently you don’t have a clue about how this guy started and the reasons his videos started exploding in popularity in the first place. Save the modern day woke soft crap for someone else.
That guy with the BBQ, serious double fail. You're already wet dude, save the grill from falling in too! Nope gotta climb out and check out how wet you got while the BBQ slowly tumbles in and sinks. I had to double check the footage to see if he got a concussion from the pool edge on the way down to knock his brain out.
@@Adam-zj6jf Except he didn't pull a phone out of any of his pockets to keep it from being further damaged, by staying in his soaked clothes. He just looked down at himself after pulling himself out of the pool, seeing how drenched his body and clothes got from the fall. I may have to agree with the person who said that he may have been drunk, given how slow he was moving both mentally and physically there.
I'm glad I can trust Ozzy Man to not go too far with these - I hate seeing fail videos with serious accidents. But he knows how to pick ones that go SO close to Destination Seriously F'd.
@@adamgallin9130 That may be part of the reason, but I personally wouldn't watch the channel if he posted videos where people got truly hurt. There's plenty of that elsewhere if you want that. Everyone has to choose their audience.
Dad didn't save the barbie, but credit him for watching that hard tiled corner that was aiming right for his nose. Grills are designed to be out in the rain, it'll dry off and be fine.
The truck on the track isn't a fail. Its standard operating procedure. Truck stays on the rails and moves forward and backwards between the work areas.
Known as a hi-rail vehicle (highway/rail). Quite possibly operated from the rear by remote control. Shunting locomotives are often remote-controllable.
Just imagining Gordon Ramsey yelling at some poor hospital kitchen worker delivering his breakfast, slapping his two slices of slightly stale, tasteless bread with it's little tubs of butter and jam on her ears....."WHAT ARE YOU?!"
You didn't do the amusement ride situation justice! they were stuck upside down for a half an hour and there were several people having to swallow back their puke while they were upside down😂
Gotta say it still makes me laugh every time when I see the Turn Down for What boat+girls guy (3:30)... Possibly the funniest original destination f'd mfs. oh man, I laughed so so much at that one, I don't think my face ever looked the same since.. Cheers OM!❤ 😆😅🤣😂
@@danielwilliams7562 Every time I watch that video I laugh my arse off. Captain Cool just glitching out and planking straight into the floor. And green Bikini is fiiiiiiiiine!
There was a 360-degree pirate ship ride called The Revolution in Santa Clara, CA that got stuck like that. The fire department had to blast one side of the "ship" with fire hoses to bring it down.
Last year I had an accident on my bike and wasn't wearing my lid (because I'm a twat) so I ended up in hospital for four days with multiple skull fractures. The thing that saved my eye was, of all things, my destination f'd cap. So, wear a helmet when you ride your bike unless you want a free trip to destination f'd
@@joythought better still, after washing the blood out, it still works great and I wear it every day. Because I love poking fate with a big, shitty stick
Still trying to figure out what was happening, other than all the alcohol, where the guy casually tosses the girl over his shoulder into the pool below
I've lived in the same general area as that "amusement park" ride that was stuck fir my entire life and I can proudly say that neither myself nor my family has attempted to reach Destination F*ck'd at that place. It's like a roaming carnival that doesn't roam 😂
Oh my goodness me too! I walk the trails nearby but not once got on a ride. My grade school used to send us there for field trips and even then I knew not to get on those rust buckets! 😂
@@iamaloafofbread8926 damn. I actually didn't have to imagine that at one point.. but yea. I'm still making sure my kids and I don't fall through the floors 😂
I operate one of those truck for a railroad. They are called material truck or boom truck. Backing up depend on what crossing is available to set the vehicle on or off the track
3:00 I hereby revoke this mans dad card. Every dad knows you protect the grill at all costs there. It looked like he was more worried about getting himself wet.
I worked with a guy years ago that moved into an upstairs apartment. He had a waterbed, and he made the decision to run to the store, then to his friend's house to play video games while the waterbed was filling up. Now, my brother had a waterbed way back in the day, and I remember that they take, like, 20 minutes tops to completely fill up. So when this guy came back to his apartment some 3 hours later, he had a very unhappy neighbor living below him with a waterfall in her apartment.
The railroad vehicle is called a hi rail boom truck or also known as a track car I work for csx railroad and they have hydraulic system with steel wheels that can move up and down and side to side to line up and set them in the gauge
The grapple truck on the rails is fun. I used to drive one for the railroad and while going three tunnels the driver can sneak onto the back and it will continue down the track with no driver! Scares the s#!t out of the other ppl tho 😂
That truck on the railroad tracks was absolutely *not* a fail, unless there's context missing. It's meant to be there, as you can tell by the fact it has train wheels mounted.
Never thought I'd see my hometown featured on OzzyMan, but here we are! The carnival ride that got stuck upside down was the AtmosFear at Oaks Amusement Park here in Portland, OR. Thing was stuck that way for thirty minutes, apparently. Needless to say, the lawsuits are already on the way. The ride's been reopened, from what I've seen, but it isn't doing the full 360 anymore; apparently you can get your choice of a 180 or a 270 degree spin.
that dude with the bbq could have easily saved the bbq from going in the pool but he kind of just checked out and saved himself and let the bbq slowly die in the pool. your fired!
2:03 the funny thing about these “i’m good” INJURIES …. ….many, if not a majority of these, you don’t feel the internal bruising until an hour, or even a day later.
Hey legends, I’m going to make a video soon on me thoughts on modern content creation across platforms. It’s a dense topic. I’ll explain more later but yeah nah yeah I’ve launched a Substack and would FAAARKEN appreciate it if ya subscribed to it please (free or paid, no pressure at all). GO HERE NOW: www.ozzymanreviews.com
Who wants to buy a censored mug? Your videos just aren’t the same any more since you sold out and softened everything up for the sake of ad revenue and merch sales. Sad, very sad.
@@PTANV-x2g There's plenty of uncensored hate and violence on other platforms intended for people just like you. I wouldn't be here if he went past 'funny'.
Apparently you don’t have a clue about how this guy started and the reasons his videos started exploding in popularity in the first place. Save the modern day woke soft crap for someone else.
Your content is seriously the most hilarious one ever ❤
In the uk we had a show called you’ve been framed £250 for a destination fkd we as a nation could spot a fake a mile away…. Just saying
I definitely would have tried harder to save that bbq lol
Thinking the same here.
It's like he went out of his way to pull it in with him. What a dork.
Don't read my name
He looks rich
It was all part of the show.
The guy with the BBQ - what did he just move in that day? Lol
Yes, were was he going? And did he not know that there was a pool?
Probably drunk.
He carefully backed into the pool and then doubled down by refusing to push the grill back out before it fell down further. Double fail.
Did it for the 'gram
Looks staged
That guy with the BBQ, serious double fail. You're already wet dude, save the grill from falling in too! Nope gotta climb out and check out how wet you got while the BBQ slowly tumbles in and sinks. I had to double check the footage to see if he got a concussion from the pool edge on the way down to knock his brain out.
Yes an no if he has phone in pocket might be more worried about that the bbq will b fine but harder to pull up and out once full of water
I think it's the edge that scared him, above to the right
@@Adam-zj6jf Except he didn't pull a phone out of any of his pockets to keep it from being further damaged, by staying in his soaked clothes. He just looked down at himself after pulling himself out of the pool, seeing how drenched his body and clothes got from the fall. I may have to agree with the person who said that he may have been drunk, given how slow he was moving both mentally and physically there.
I'm pretty sure the grill will still work just fine after it dries out for a couple days.
Yeah that was so stupid it almost looked deliberate
I'm glad I can trust Ozzy Man to not go too far with these - I hate seeing fail videos with serious accidents. But he knows how to pick ones that go SO close to Destination Seriously F'd.
I agree!
Gotta keep the RUclips community guidelines in mind, don't want to be demonetised
@@adamgallin9130 That may be part of the reason, but I personally wouldn't watch the channel if he posted videos where people got truly hurt. There's plenty of that elsewhere if you want that. Everyone has to choose their audience.
I was expecting dozens of pythons to fall off the ceiling
Looked like a bursting spider egg sack. I expected thousands of spiders to spill out. 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
See now, I was expecting someone on a rebounder
Don't read my name
One of the high schools in Austin had a bunch of racoons fall through a ceiling tile during class.
@@texaswunderkind This is why we need cell phones to record every classroom.
No attempt to save the bbq. He just reset like an npc, as if the bbq was never a thing.
"Nice day for fishing ain't it"
NPC - Not Partial to Cooking.
The BBQ guy was lucky, he was at least smart enough not to light it before the transport.
Must'a been the wind
When you're more concerned with being dry 3 seconds earlier than your thousand dollar barbie going swimming, you know you're rich.
Dad didn't save the barbie, but credit him for watching that hard tiled corner that was aiming right for his nose. Grills are designed to be out in the rain, it'll dry off and be fine.
He keeps it inside clean and shiny, not the kind of person that would leave it out. That's why he was so pissed, which makes it even funnier
1:50 That's the most magnificent bruise I've ever seen.
Some people just need to wear a helmet 24/7, because Destination F has a hit list.
Why wear a helmet when you are a helmet...
@@ApothecaryTerry Exactly why protect what isn't there
Helmets protect your torso these days?
That's why I usually wear safety shoes. Prevented a few nasty hits against the toes.
Alcohol makes people think "f*ck gravity, I'm immortal!"
Yes they are, on the internet 😂
Alcohol STILL makes me think I can make it in the premier league at 55 .. 🤣🤣🤣
The truck on the track isn't a fail. Its standard operating procedure. Truck stays on the rails and moves forward and backwards between the work areas.
In fairness, he praised it as avoiding the fail.
It seemed like it was a renegade truck though and was running loose.
It looked hella shifty driving backwards like that
So just redlining in reverse
Known as a hi-rail vehicle (highway/rail). Quite possibly operated from the rear by remote control. Shunting locomotives are often remote-controllable.
Brilliant! There aren't enough words to describe how amazing Ozzie Man videos are! Keep up the great work!
That first one was SO satisfying
I watched it three times!😅
Don't read my name
It's fake, for the views, look at her right foot twisting right before "stumbling".
@@n1kmz I thought the same
@@n1kmz good catch
Just imagining Gordon Ramsey yelling at some poor hospital kitchen worker delivering his breakfast, slapping his two slices of slightly stale, tasteless bread with it's little tubs of butter and jam on her ears....."WHAT ARE YOU?!"
Ramsay*
Thank you for this image in my head 😂
“Oh shit my ceiling is starting to collapse, slowly….guess I’ll just leave all my possessions underneath to get crushed”
Renters insurance
Better than you getting crushed. And having a video will be helpful proving what happened to your insurance company.
You didn't do the amusement ride situation justice! they were stuck upside down for a half an hour and there were several people having to swallow back their puke while they were upside down😂
Canada's Blunderland.
Also it’s a brand new ride.
That's their fault... least they could get some enjoyment out of their situation by projectile vomiting on all the people looking up at them.
@@wrayday7149exactly just let loose surely 😂😂😂
0:25 what was this sheela trying to achieve ?!?! 😂😂
Free heads
Gotta say it still makes me laugh every time when I see the Turn Down for What boat+girls guy (3:30)... Possibly the funniest original destination f'd mfs. oh man, I laughed so so much at that one, I don't think my face ever looked the same since.. Cheers OM!❤ 😆😅🤣😂
That video has yet failed to make me laugh my ass off. For me the more I watch it the funnier and more ridiculous it gets
@@danielwilliams7562 Every time I watch that video I laugh my arse off. Captain Cool just glitching out and planking straight into the floor.
And green Bikini is fiiiiiiiiine!
"Epitomized, and tenderized, and Austrisized!" 🤣
Austrisized is what happens when someone forcibly makes you Austrian. Watch yer back y'all! 😁
that is a cool looking mug...
I’m convinced that most people in the world are just not too smart.
theres a documentary about that. its called "idiocracy".
That stuck upside down ride was in Portland. A perfect analogy for city hall.
There was a 360-degree pirate ship ride called The Revolution in Santa Clara, CA that got stuck like that. The fire department had to blast one side of the "ship" with fire hoses to bring it down.
The railroad maintenance truck was definitely not destination Fucked 😂😂😂
That ceiling said fuck it im tired of just hanging on in there! I’m booking my 1 way 1st class ticket to destination F’d 🙈😆
2:57 it was at this moment, where buddy commuted a crime by turning around and seeing what he seen 😂
3rd clip was a failed inverted spready to the gods hawk tua!! 🤣
Last year I had an accident on my bike and wasn't wearing my lid (because I'm a twat) so I ended up in hospital for four days with multiple skull fractures. The thing that saved my eye was, of all things, my destination f'd cap.
So, wear a helmet when you ride your bike unless you want a free trip to destination f'd
Hat served its intended purpose then!
@@joythought better still, after washing the blood out, it still works great and I wear it every day. Because I love poking fate with a big, shitty stick
@@CaptainToadUK Did you leave some blood on for a souvenir?
Oh I sincerely needed this today.
Thank you Ozzyman! Best part of my day!
"I thought we were having a barbie tonight, Davo."
"Yea, i thought so too, Johnny, but the universe had other plans."
Came for the left side of the thumbnail, stayed for the awesomeness that is Ozzy Man 😎
3:00 That man's phone got some spidey senses to nope out like that at the perfect moment
Still trying to figure out what was happening, other than all the alcohol, where the guy casually tosses the girl over his shoulder into the pool below
Looks like she tried head butting him? I have no idea what was going on there
I've lived in the same general area as that "amusement park" ride that was stuck fir my entire life and I can proudly say that neither myself nor my family has attempted to reach Destination F*ck'd at that place. It's like a roaming carnival that doesn't roam 😂
Oh my goodness me too! I walk the trails nearby but not once got on a ride. My grade school used to send us there for field trips and even then I knew not to get on those rust buckets! 😂
Atmosphere is awesome. My favorite ride by far. Wish it was me.
Not only was there a truck driving on the railroad tracks, but it was going backwards. That's some Jacob's Ladder shit right there.
Truck was like Nope!🤣😂
Dude on the BBQ had some serious Chuck Schumer vibes going on..
Ramsey /Hospital Food Got me Ozzy Man ☺️Thanks Mate 💚🇮🇪
Lol the girls acting like fools and falling is hilarious 😆
Locking up the front brake. My favourite thing.
One way to clean the BBQ.
That one with the truck got me. The moment I got why you were saying that... 😂
The guy with the steps, also copped the handrail in the bollocks!
6 million subs🤙
Well done!
OMG that ceiling!!! Anxiety unlocked!!
Haha, the upside down ride was in my neighborhood. So funny seeing it all over the internet.
That collapsing ceiling had me shrieking like it was a horror movie bro
1:00 I'd be livid if this happened to me
Seriously. Absolutely unacceptable by that landlord.
I'm livid with them.. I'm basically in the same boat with my landlord. .. but with the floor. 🎉
@@oceandizzle7 imagine not having a floor or a ceiling
@@iamaloafofbread8926 damn. I actually didn't have to imagine that at one point.. but yea. I'm still making sure my kids and I don't fall through the floors 😂
We travel to many exotic destinations with you Ozzy Man.
Richard 100% wanted and NEEDED some paid time off lmfao 😂
“How was the hospital food?” 😂
The rental ceiling collapse hits me hard. I've been going through a similar thing for 7 years.
Love you man you make me smile everytime!
Signature move barbecue guy!🤣
@3:15 head almost CORNERIZED on that tile corner!
ty ozzy, your channel is one of the few thats actually funny
CHEF RAMSAYS FLY IS DOWN!! 😂😮😂 @ 1:47
The amusement ride was in my city. It made it into all the newscasts. 😂
You always make me laugh. Thank you ever so much.
I operate one of those truck for a railroad. They are called material truck or boom truck. Backing up depend on what crossing is available to set the vehicle on or off the track
Ozzyman! I've been watching you for years and have finally made my way to New Castle Australia. Cheers from a Yank down under!
That roof collapse was just missing the VO of Cleveland from Family Guy... "no, no, NO, NOOO!"
"Was the food in hospital all right Gordon?" - sublime 😭
Grill Mate is Grilly Mad and what makes it worse for him is he won't acknowledge his mistake and just curse the world.
He needs a Mc.Chillin
I appreciate that after all these episodes and years....Yanet Garcia is still first at the end. Legend
The truck is just backing up so he can hit 88 Mph. ⚡️
I love you Ozzyman!
"Noped outta there" 😂
The BBQ guy mother-in-law came for dinner. He defintly did that on purpose
The first girl had a emergency pop out pink cape 😂😂
The guy with the BBQ grill is trying to "slip a shrimp on the barbie" 😂. Barbie on the grill 😀
BBQ guy could probably afford to buy many more BBQ's lol. He looked a little upset when he got out haaahaha
That dude just yeeted her off behind him and continued on with his day 😂
3:00 I hereby revoke this mans dad card. Every dad knows you protect the grill at all costs there. It looked like he was more worried about getting himself wet.
Damn!! It came back to him Ramsey always yelling its still fucking raaaaw !!! And now he is getting raw 🤭😁
No one got injured. That's great. I trust this channel so I watched despite the title. I don't want to see people getting injured.
Lol the amusement park ride malfunction was in my home town.
Life is so much better. When you know you are a one-way trip to Destination Fucked. ✌🏻❤️🙏🏻
Oh yes. An OMR destination F'd day is always a good day. Not for these guys obviously but for everyone else, indeed. :)
I worked with a guy years ago that moved into an upstairs apartment. He had a waterbed, and he made the decision to run to the store, then to his friend's house to play video games while the waterbed was filling up. Now, my brother had a waterbed way back in the day, and I remember that they take, like, 20 minutes tops to completely fill up. So when this guy came back to his apartment some 3 hours later, he had a very unhappy neighbor living below him with a waterfall in her apartment.
"...setting up the barbeque near the pool FOR THE FAMILY GATHERING!!!!"
Gordon Ramsey: "wear a helmet"...
lifts shirt and shows enourmous bruise on his side.
🤣
Gordon, looks like you need full body armor.
0:55 ITS OBVIOUS WHY THE CEILING COLLAPSED, WHO WOULD FIT THAT MASSIVE FIRE ALARM 🤣🤣🤣... EXCELLENT VIDEO, STAY SAFE
The railroad vehicle is called a hi rail boom truck or also known as a track car I work for csx railroad and they have hydraulic system with steel wheels that can move up and down and side to side to line up and set them in the gauge
The amount of work that goes into these is incredible...Over 3 and a half minutes, too. How do you pump them out so fast?!?
Seeing Gordon Ramsay go around the world, do crazy shit, then get himself hurt where I grew up (and in a safe part of the state, too) is WILD!
New Destination Fucked: Connecticut (the soil is practically made of rocks, that's probably how Ramsay fucked himself up)
Your thumbnails are always on point!
Spready to the gods!!!
very kind of that man to sacrifice his BBQ to the pool. Gotta keep the pool gods happy
That man should lose his barbecue privileges, pure abandonment of a drowning barbie. Pretty sure Phil Collins wrote a song about this. 😂
I love your videos man! Perfect way to cheer up your day
love the mug handle!
The grapple truck on the rails is fun. I used to drive one for the railroad and while going three tunnels the driver can sneak onto the back and it will continue down the track with no driver! Scares the s#!t out of the other ppl tho 😂
Ozzyman always bringing us the most important information.
That truck on the railroad tracks was absolutely *not* a fail, unless there's context missing. It's meant to be there, as you can tell by the fact it has train wheels mounted.
Sheila: everyone pay attention to me and my spready!
Dude: yeah nah, get the f out of here
Never thought I'd see my hometown featured on OzzyMan, but here we are! The carnival ride that got stuck upside down was the AtmosFear at Oaks Amusement Park here in Portland, OR. Thing was stuck that way for thirty minutes, apparently. Needless to say, the lawsuits are already on the way. The ride's been reopened, from what I've seen, but it isn't doing the full 360 anymore; apparently you can get your choice of a 180 or a 270 degree spin.
2:30 'best pirate i've ever seen' meme waiting to happen
that dude with the bbq could have easily saved the bbq from going in the pool but he kind of just checked out and saved himself and let the bbq slowly die in the pool. your fired!
2:03
the funny thing about these “i’m good” INJURIES ….
….many, if not a majority of these, you don’t feel the internal bruising until an hour, or even a day later.