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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
  • Military hand signals are a real mime field.
    Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
    Featuring Alice Ann Stacey ( / aliceannstacey ,
    Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit ,
    Mike Trueman ( / fratocrats ,
    Daniel J Layton ( / danieljlayton ,
    and Mat Amys ( / mattamys )
    Cinematography by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
    Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
    Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
    Visual Effects by Andrew McMurry ( / andrewmfilms )
    Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
    Co-Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalmighty )
    Camera Assistance by Alex Odam ( / thealexfrom1994 )
    TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
    Twitter ( / thetomska )
    Facebook ( thetomska)
    Tumblr ( / thetomska )
    Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )

Комментарии • 3,9 тыс.

  • @sirpngwnz111
    @sirpngwnz111 6 лет назад +4388

    Meanwhile, in some random circus: A squad dressed up in clown outfits just took out an entire audience, and a dispatcher was fired for one small mistake.

  • @mistycle1538
    @mistycle1538 4 года назад +2564

    This is the kids who sit across from each other at the back of class.

  • @billy6113
    @billy6113 3 года назад +2849

    When you and your friends try to entertain each other in the library:

  • @TomSka
    @TomSka  10 лет назад +7421

    This is why I don't play online shooters anymore.

    • @maxkim4259
      @maxkim4259 10 лет назад +54

      how did you and your friends come up with this? lol

    • @QruisS
      @QruisS 10 лет назад +93

      What means the "pick a card" signal??

    • @carol629
      @carol629 10 лет назад +57

      This was fantastic!!! Nice morning laugh before heading off to work.

    • @RazuhGaming
      @RazuhGaming 10 лет назад +121

      TF2 is a the only online FPS I've seen where this sort of ridiculousness is encouraged, because it's fun to be retarded in it.

    • @willdarlow4546
      @willdarlow4546 10 лет назад +24

      Because all of them are the same, kill people, die, re-spawn.

  • @hapee1519
    @hapee1519 8 лет назад +3770

    "And that's how we win the war, son"
    "Eh I'm not sure of that"
    "Hey It's not my fault if the US army engaged Circus artists as soldiers"

    • @codenamecrisis9679
      @codenamecrisis9679 8 лет назад +58

      atleast they didn't send pugsley this time

    • @betelgeuse5054
      @betelgeuse5054 8 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @theunknownblock5942
      @theunknownblock5942 8 лет назад +28

      +Shinku Sasori don't disrespect the sergeant, trooper!

    • @feron_ve
      @feron_ve 7 лет назад +12

      Or a hamster in a plane...

    • @Michael-eg3rs
      @Michael-eg3rs 6 лет назад +6

      Ber Road captain squeakers is dead don't you remember from Sergeant Pugsley's last mission?

  • @SF3L
    @SF3L 4 года назад +2548

    Teacher: the test isn’t that confusing
    The test:

    • @GlassEmeraldX25
      @GlassEmeraldX25 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @freddyfrostpag
      @freddyfrostpag 4 года назад +1

      With these guys and girls

    • @jssolan5207
      @jssolan5207 4 года назад +4

      It was about kidnapping that guy and trying to get answers from him using positive and negative strategies.

    • @monke3387
      @monke3387 3 года назад +2

      Learn how to use the meme, This isn't confusing.

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 10 лет назад +1861

    i don't know why they cut this scene from Zero Dark Thirty, it would have really tied Act II & Act III together

  • @asmcint
    @asmcint 10 лет назад +1290

    As it was once said in a previous video: You know it's a TomSka video when the punchline is death.

    • @TheJonesChannel11
      @TheJonesChannel11 10 лет назад +5

      I remember that very well...

    • @JogauVids
      @JogauVids 10 лет назад +4

      Whaaaaaaaat haaaaappeeeeeeeeeened ?

    • @elocin1964
      @elocin1964 10 лет назад +3

      JogauVids WELL he took this gun and then he- *shoots self*

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 10 лет назад +6

      Could also be Shakespeare. Very hard to tell.

    • @asmcint
      @asmcint 10 лет назад

      Ze Rubenator
      Very true. He always did love to mix tragedy into his comedies.

  • @randomrhino4371
    @randomrhino4371 3 года назад +2038

    My last 6 brain cells trying to solve my math homework

    • @ggman9002
      @ggman9002 3 года назад +20

      1 cell each for your friends

    • @gakr8493
      @gakr8493 3 года назад +13

      This comment is what my brain thinks of when in an exam

    • @onlinenerd8553
      @onlinenerd8553 3 года назад +4

      Nah dude this is all my brain cells I only have 6

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @Cucumber_Dragon
      @Cucumber_Dragon 3 года назад +5

      And when you gave up on your test:
      2:19

  • @epicjn
    @epicjn 8 лет назад +9239

    tom, this was the perfect chance to make jokes in the subtitles

  • @ShiftySetax
    @ShiftySetax 8 лет назад +2170

    Love how the silenced gunshot makes their ears ring lol

    • @ShiftySetax
      @ShiftySetax 8 лет назад +34

      ***** I know, it's a... *sigh* nvm

    • @0zone247
      @0zone247 8 лет назад +9

      +Jacob Knight lol i like your reaction

    • @Xboxplayerpinoy
      @Xboxplayerpinoy 8 лет назад +34

      it would still probably hurt

    • @KhanggiTanka
      @KhanggiTanka 8 лет назад +9

      +Jacob Knight it would IRL XD

    • @robertgrenzray7657
      @robertgrenzray7657 8 лет назад +22

      By that logic nothing is silent. Everything is making noise always.

  • @gunner1147
    @gunner1147 3 года назад +358

    Plot twist: The cards were actually disguised as machine guns

  • @jackroche2065
    @jackroche2065 8 лет назад +1697

    My team in CSGO

  • @jakewarren2369
    @jakewarren2369 8 лет назад +668

    this guy with the yoyo looked like he meant bussiness... he made a good arguement tbh xD

  • @CorvusnTel
    @CorvusnTel 7 лет назад +69

    1:22 The face of a man who won at life.

  • @ThePCguy17
    @ThePCguy17 9 лет назад +3696

    Silenced gun to get the attention of silent people? Seems legit.

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y 5 лет назад +61

      ThePCguy17 I’m not a gun genius but, I think a silenced gun can be heard if you’re close to it.

    • @jacquechampagne5865
      @jacquechampagne5865 5 лет назад +22

      @@F1Z5Y r/wooooosh

    • @roopepeltomaa2824
      @roopepeltomaa2824 5 лет назад +74

      @@F1Z5Y a silenced gun will still make a really loud noice. A silencer doesn't really help at all if you're that close to it.

    • @jacquechampagne5865
      @jacquechampagne5865 5 лет назад +7

      @Grumpy Man r/wooooosh

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 5 лет назад +52

      @@jacquechampagne5865 you know what?
      Fuck you in particular.
      I will pray that you get a hearing aid that makes you comprehend sound one second later.
      So everytime you talk to someone, their speech will be lagging.
      I hope every earphone jacks you have need to be twisted in 5 different direction to work and the sound is always stronger in one ear.
      I hope your pawns are always sweaty and easily collect dust, so you always get that feeling of stickiness in your hand.
      I fucking hate your kind.

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 10 лет назад +1143

    Call of Duty multiplayer

    • @TheNaparstek
      @TheNaparstek 10 лет назад +64

      More like Counter Strike

    • @TheHeik
      @TheHeik 10 лет назад +12

      I'd go with MoH: Warfighter as interpreted by Harpo Marx

    • @huntressxwizard
      @huntressxwizard 10 лет назад +15

      More like team fortress 2

    • @bradley3637
      @bradley3637 10 лет назад +3

      Avventura But minus the fat guy with a sandwich

    • @huntressxwizard
      @huntressxwizard 10 лет назад +5

      Yeah that's true.
      (goes to corner with sandvich and cries)

  • @darrelllothian8200
    @darrelllothian8200 3 года назад +251

    Tom was trying to say that first time was
    Three of us go in then
    I don’t even know what next

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 3 года назад +14

      "3 of us go in and then we strangle/stab/shoot/detain them" idk but those are your options

    • @gvudrt8266
      @gvudrt8266 3 года назад +10

      3 of us go in and secure the parcel/objective/intel/vip, etc.

    • @SpiceLettuce
      @SpiceLettuce 3 года назад +10

      I think Tom was saying that they go in and attack straight on, and the other one was saying to be smart and encircle/flank them, then attack.

    • @ryanterry4268
      @ryanterry4268 3 года назад +6

      @@SpiceLettuce I was reasonably sure that Tom meant "3 in there. We go in and take them out" to which she responds "We should surround them." He decides this isn't necessary, skit ensues

    • @SpiceLettuce
      @SpiceLettuce 3 года назад

      @@ryanterry4268 yeah

  • @Lionbug
    @Lionbug 8 лет назад +1101

    First hand sign meant "rush B no stop"

    • @everything71
      @everything71 8 лет назад +59

      1 stop=1 kick

    • @nekky9534
      @nekky9534 8 лет назад +87

      "Deserters shall be shot on sight"

    • @clydecraft5642
      @clydecraft5642 8 лет назад +41

      +spontaneous pineapple survivors shall be shot again

    • @deusvult1881
      @deusvult1881 6 лет назад +13

      No it meant on 3 we go in and take them out

    • @klepxx5408
      @klepxx5408 6 лет назад +5

      Killer cam woooosh

  • @TechnologyDreams
    @TechnologyDreams 10 лет назад +474

    TF2 with the new taunts.

    • @RevWorkshop
      @RevWorkshop 10 лет назад +45

      Lego Millennium Falcon Taunt confirmed.

    • @Pasyaarizaldy
      @Pasyaarizaldy 10 лет назад +2

      PointBlank Bom has been planted (go go go!)

    • @Fordring1776
      @Fordring1776 7 лет назад +1

      Flip off taunt confirmed

    • @ebbingtime
      @ebbingtime 7 лет назад +2

      There are three letters in the first three letters of team fortress. Half life three confirmed.

    • @Anthony-xs5ud
      @Anthony-xs5ud 6 лет назад

      With these new taunts tf2 can bring overwatch to their knees

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 10 лет назад +130

    im so confused, thank you.

  • @Linosek279
    @Linosek279 8 лет назад +688

    I preferred when it was called mixed signals

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 8 лет назад +18

      +Cornbread Animations its just a better name

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 8 лет назад +1

      Why did he change the name?

    • @RossWild
      @RossWild 8 лет назад +3

      He could have a future video that may be titled close to it and felt needed to remove name to avoid confusion

    • @Consolous
      @Consolous 7 лет назад +13

      I just found this on facebook the other day as a gif and I just googled "soldier sign funny" and this was in the beginning. Doubt I would've found it with "mixed signals" so I think he maybe did it so it's easier to be found.

    • @ioan4o94
      @ioan4o94 7 лет назад +6

      I know the video from when it came out and i saw the gif. It's a full mother****** GIF of the entire video. God damn stealers. "Do it for the like"...

  • @TheEWGman
    @TheEWGman 3 года назад +8

    2:03 was a good part because they are mimes, they are silent and a silencer on the gun makes no noise really but is loud for silent people

  • @gatokal
    @gatokal 9 лет назад +458

    Plot twist: the team acting silly were the ones who shot.

    • @lawsonspencer
      @lawsonspencer 5 лет назад +26

      They threw cards at them

    • @deltactarchives1328
      @deltactarchives1328 5 лет назад +19

      Mark rober built a card machine gun... They probably used that.

    • @josefstalin5023
      @josefstalin5023 4 года назад +2

      they made balloon machine guns

    • @mister_lad
      @mister_lad 2 года назад +2

      people please, they obviously used the LEGO Millenium Falcon's guns

  • @mynameisbarryallenandimthe5685
    @mynameisbarryallenandimthe5685 8 лет назад +1160

    Rush B they said,,

  • @jello2621
    @jello2621 4 года назад +146

    me: *turns on captions*.
    video: (no dialogue)
    me: *thAnkS*

    • @monke3387
      @monke3387 3 года назад +2

      What did you expect of a quiet video?

    • @TylerMarkRichardson
      @TylerMarkRichardson 3 года назад

      @@monke3387 well there was some talking

    • @goodhuman_person619
      @goodhuman_person619 3 года назад

      Correction, according to the video the proper terminology is "No Dialog" which is clearly much better

  • @crosbowkil98
    @crosbowkil98 9 лет назад +812

    Counter Terrorists Win

    • @venixie1871
      @venixie1871 6 лет назад

      Pedro The Unicorn Fucker obviously

  • @Spike-Prime
    @Spike-Prime 9 лет назад +372

    This is honestly one of the funniest and best sketches I think you've ever made.
    I still think you make some good and funny stuff, but I feel like this is more tightly executed with more to it than, say, the sketch about the homeless guy.

    • @WTF2BlueTiger
      @WTF2BlueTiger 9 лет назад +4

      +Spike Prime Hah, this was fucking brilliant, one of the few times a 2.5 minute video seems like a good 20 minutes of fun, somehow.

    • @mechabubba
      @mechabubba 9 лет назад +4

      +Spike Prime todarina chessit

  • @haelstrom101
    @haelstrom101 4 года назад +13

    1:16 *"WHAT THE FUU-?"*

  • @cherrywallis
    @cherrywallis 10 лет назад +273

    Haha this was awesome.

  • @JohnnyUFilms
    @JohnnyUFilms 8 лет назад +454

    "Terrorists Win"

    • @tycxxn
      @tycxxn 8 лет назад +14

      The game filled with Silvers.

    • @GrusselStevenson
      @GrusselStevenson 8 лет назад +6

      +Tanner York "you think I'd be trying in a silver match? That's adorable.

    • @whoever7033
      @whoever7033 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure they got sprayed buddy .

    • @globeparasite9381
      @globeparasite9381 4 года назад

      **inserts joke about the IRA**

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll 3 года назад

      420 likes 4 years later.

  • @DeveloperJake
    @DeveloperJake 3 года назад +51

    Me who actually wants this to be a real movie:

  • @milk3275
    @milk3275 8 лет назад +1176

    Every tf2 server in a nutshell

  • @TheTony3749videos
    @TheTony3749videos 8 лет назад +50

    01:22 That face is the reason I love these videos.

  • @cruella4341
    @cruella4341 4 года назад +127

    They may be stupid, but they are talented as fuck.

  • @BlairinTM
    @BlairinTM 10 лет назад +177

    >When you try to play Counter-Strike without a mic

    • @Scubadog_
      @Scubadog_ 10 лет назад +31

      That describes the feeling awfully well.

    • @thesilverw0lf
      @thesilverw0lf 10 лет назад

      scubadog2000
      Does it? X) I can play just fine without a mic. Radar + sound will serve you fine if you don't use mic :D and I usually don't unless I'm playing with friends. Otherwise you'd be better off talking to a wall XD It annoys me when people don't realise blatant signs though ¬_¬ Empty magazines, bodies etc... Yes, the area covered in blood and empty bullet casings is perfectly safe! lol

    • @Scubadog_
      @Scubadog_ 10 лет назад

      thesilverw0lf It's not about what you can see, it's about what you can make others see. Giving quick warnings to the pillocks buggering about on the field on immediate dangers can be extremely useful. It applies to most online games, especially ones like CS and TF2 (Battlefield added spotting to encourage this). It's also not the fact that you might lose because of the lack of cooperation, but it's incredibly frustrating seeing a team mate of yours getting snuck-upon or not knowing where their sniper positions are and dying because you knew where they were but couldn't or didn't tell them. What the video illustrates really well is the chat. You can either minimize the amount of words you use to save some typing time or give them as much info as you can, but usually way too late. It's the speed and efficiency that makes mic so convenient, not that people would listen to you in the first place. The people who don't listen to the comms rarely read the chat too, so they're a lost cause. Just a heads up, if you're in a server where talking to your team is the same as talking to a wall, you might want to find another server.

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 10 лет назад +14

    you know, considering that that LEGO set could easily be at least 500 pieces, and the dude built it with no instructions in 30 min, color me impressed!

  • @ainayyakalyani3678
    @ainayyakalyani3678 3 года назад +65

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    subtitles: *_( N O D I A L O G )_*

  • @MrTNTBlitz
    @MrTNTBlitz 8 лет назад +115

    1:22 That face tho..

  • @Forestdrown
    @Forestdrown 8 лет назад +777

    Wow the new Twenty One Pilots music video looks great

    • @ljdahl9134
      @ljdahl9134 8 лет назад +11

      oh my lord you are the best

    • @cuteyangelkitten
      @cuteyangelkitten 8 лет назад +6

      |-/

    • @tyler_bt3326
      @tyler_bt3326 8 лет назад +6

      How is this in any way relevant to the video

    • @Forestdrown
      @Forestdrown 8 лет назад +6

      +Tyler Brooke-Thomas The masks that the soldiers are wearing are very similar to the masks that Tyler and Josh ( The members of Twenty One Pilots) wear :)

    • @lukasbostick
      @lukasbostick 8 лет назад +5

      21 pilots sucks

  • @patricianeyra9725
    @patricianeyra9725 4 года назад +2

    I love the captions it really tells you what’s happening

  • @Sturmovik1946
    @Sturmovik1946 10 лет назад +33

    That describes every time I play as the CT's trying to defuse the bombs... -_-

  • @billywarren007
    @billywarren007 10 лет назад +83

    As an Officer Cadet in the TA I can confirm this is what happens... ;)

  • @battleax6364
    @battleax6364 2 года назад +13

    2:18 that part got me! 🤣

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I 10 лет назад +28

    That last part... flawless!!!!

  • @cloversgood_luck9290
    @cloversgood_luck9290 9 лет назад +116

    where is sergaent pugsley when you need him

    • @ninjamoomoo5712
      @ninjamoomoo5712 9 лет назад +42

      in the hole

    • @Shdinexus
      @Shdinexus 9 лет назад +3

      NinjaMooMoo DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

    • @justinklym5603
      @justinklym5603 9 лет назад +4

      in a parellel universe where dogs rule the world

    • @dylanshepherd9325
      @dylanshepherd9325 9 лет назад +1

      Shame that only Tomska's long-time subs get your chat lol.
      All references to his videos.

    • @beanocrazy4017
      @beanocrazy4017 9 лет назад +2

      Dylan Shepherd I subbed a few days ago and i got that.

  • @aprilbhatia5508
    @aprilbhatia5508 3 года назад +14

    This is basically everyone in detention when the teacher leaves

  • @Georaga
    @Georaga 10 лет назад +54

    Alice is so good in this!

  • @magus3872
    @magus3872 10 лет назад +20

    1:54 lego star wars millennium falcon
    built under 1 hour

  • @mumblegrumblejumble1524
    @mumblegrumblejumble1524 3 года назад +17

    Now of course all the actors do a great job, but an aspect no one talks about is the music. God I can't even imagine how different this video would be without the music

  • @CptSourcebird
    @CptSourcebird 10 лет назад +118

    Counter-Strike matchmaking with no friends in a nutshell.

    • @AlmostGoodTV
      @AlmostGoodTV 10 лет назад +4

      You are so right :D

    • @CptSourcebird
      @CptSourcebird 10 лет назад +3

      AlmostGoodTV Then at the later parts it represents our teammates and you insulting each other.

    • @paceartshd
      @paceartshd 9 лет назад +1

      i got deranked becuase of this

    • @themoronnextdoor6548
      @themoronnextdoor6548 7 лет назад

      With friends too

  • @skyydott
    @skyydott 9 лет назад +511

    This is always my team in CS:GO.

    • @sw308
      @sw308 9 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @budweiserotamatone8254
      @budweiserotamatone8254 9 лет назад +2

      Cuz Pugz WHERE WERE YOU SERGENT PUGSLEY?!?!

    • @sw308
      @sw308 9 лет назад

      Hamad Alhajeri Srry M8 I forgot, was eating bones

    • @virulentasscancer1435
      @virulentasscancer1435 9 лет назад

      Cuz Pugz My bone ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

    • @Glae
      @Glae 9 лет назад

      Master Chief REALLY?

  • @epicfortnitegamer1211
    @epicfortnitegamer1211 5 лет назад +6

    NASA engineer : you have no idea how rockets work
    Me, a redstone engineer : 1:10

  • @DoodlesByAdzie
    @DoodlesByAdzie 10 лет назад +52

    omg the ending tho

  • @drawinglikeasir
    @drawinglikeasir 10 лет назад +85

    Laughed my ass off xD
    Sooo much better than your animated stuff!

  • @jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369
    @jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 3 года назад +9

    my brain every time i try to answer a question about anything:

  • @memebyerinferguson9564
    @memebyerinferguson9564 10 лет назад +15

    1:37 Erm... Tom....your right shoulder

  • @YuukiLex
    @YuukiLex 9 лет назад +815

    can you add some captions please? im blind

    • @YuukiLex
      @YuukiLex 9 лет назад +41

      ***** *fucks someone called You.*

    • @michaelbrown3727
      @michaelbrown3727 9 лет назад +129

      Yuuki Lex I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!

    • @AstridCeleste96
      @AstridCeleste96 9 лет назад +88

      Michael Brown I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW THIS WATERMELON TASTES!

    • @michaelbrown3727
      @michaelbrown3727 9 лет назад +68

      Therrion ` I SWEAR TO GOD I HEAR THE TASTE OF PURPLE

    • @leggyy
      @leggyy 9 лет назад +7

      what happened?

  • @savvass2950
    @savvass2950 4 года назад +3

    This is by far my favourite one of Tom's sketches. The fact that its silent aged much better in my mind.
    After years of occasional revisiting, the other sketches feel a bit tedious, even though I loved them back in the day and constantly quoted them

  • @JacobTrueman
    @JacobTrueman 10 лет назад +62

    Mike's 'an egg' face was amazing.

    • @ItsElliotGough
      @ItsElliotGough 10 лет назад +1

      It cracked me up when I found it in the edit. It's that and Toms magic reaction face.

  • @NomSauce
    @NomSauce 10 лет назад +34

    omfg I lost my shit, and just about everything else with that ending.

  • @XRyXRy
    @XRyXRy 5 лет назад +15

    where my OG fans who remember when this was called Mixed Signals?

  • @LazyTenshi
    @LazyTenshi 10 лет назад +18

    Gotta love dat ending. Was expecting the non terrorists to be ready but instead... I was not ready. :o

  • @MetalMannequiin
    @MetalMannequiin 10 лет назад +18

    This is why I like Tomska. He has the best humor for making videos, so anything he makes is always good.

  • @darwinloko
    @darwinloko 3 года назад +1

    Everybody talking about how the videos was but nobody talking about that Alice is doing the POG in the thumbnail

  • @sayhibobbi
    @sayhibobbi 10 лет назад +6

    I have no words, and neither does anybody else in the sketch. A great use of physical comedy and music to tell the story.

  • @Helxas
    @Helxas 10 лет назад +25

    They might seem stupid, but I'd take them pretty damned seriously in the circus.

  • @greyforest9630
    @greyforest9630 4 года назад +6

    Subtitle substitute:
    0:04 wassup I have three fingers and you don’t.
    You only have two? Well that makes you flat, which means I can steal your air with my fist.
    *hair flip*
    0:08 I will pick you up by your round place and YEET it that way
    0:11 HAH! No. Just make Peace, sister... while I steal more of your air :)
    0:13 yeah right, man! Call me when you’ve found a better way to use your thumbs, like I can!
    0:15 I said two stay peaceful! Commander will send us out with a punch!
    0:18 Harold, hold my watergun.
    The only time your boyfriend wants in, is when you won’t be a nice dude and open the door for em. GET REKT
    0:22 oh yeah?! I PUT MY FINGERS ON YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT! WE’RE BASICALLY STAR-CROSSED LOVERS!
    0:28 impression: oh look at me I’m Carl the idiot and idk that we have the same mom
    0:29 YOU TAKE XANAX!
    NO YOU DO!
    Ah this is too long sorry yall

  • @noahnolastnameforu6628
    @noahnolastnameforu6628 10 лет назад +31

    Toms sign meaning: 3 fingers: 3 enemies
    2 fingers pointing: move
    Fist:kill

    • @JacketMangoify
      @JacketMangoify 10 лет назад

      aaaaand WHY did the girl object?

    • @PeaceBear16
      @PeaceBear16 10 лет назад

      ***** i dont think she speaks hand movement very well...

    • @PeaceBear16
      @PeaceBear16 10 лет назад

      PeaceBear16 wait so what was she saying?

    • @TrueChaoSclx
      @TrueChaoSclx 10 лет назад +1

      PeaceBear16 super late, but here's what two other people commented:
      "3 enemies , Inside , take down ."
      " Me and you , Not on same page , Fuck you."
      Not sure if it's right, but there you go

  • @idiot.tezza_
    @idiot.tezza_ 3 года назад +39

    Plot twist: the ending end with the special forces finally killed the terrorsist because they're distracted of their squad entertainment.

  • @lifeiscrap103
    @lifeiscrap103 10 лет назад +51

    Well... that happened.
    That's basically my reaction to every TomSka video ever...
    Never change.

  • @NinjaBusCow
    @NinjaBusCow 7 лет назад +3

    You are a brilliant man, and you have some awesome friends.
    It's good to see you back at it again.

  • @cireez
    @cireez 10 лет назад +61

    3 enemies , Inside , take down .

    • @TheReefer17
      @TheReefer17 10 лет назад +31

      Me and you , Not on same page , Fuck you.

    • @imadragonrawr2474
      @imadragonrawr2474 10 лет назад

      TheReefer17 LOL

    • @TheReefer17
      @TheReefer17 10 лет назад +2

      EMINEM4BRNYS Does shemale count?

    • @TheReefer17
      @TheReefer17 10 лет назад +3

      DeathSkull50 Y u so serious!

    • @x2spooky4me
      @x2spooky4me 10 лет назад

      TheReefer17
      *Y r u so serious!

  • @ThePCGamerzHD
    @ThePCGamerzHD 10 лет назад +21

    I was sent here by men who suffered through grinding, falling of building, falling off trucks and getting squished by trucks. And by a man who made me and a few thousand people laugh.

  • @xeniamargas9033
    @xeniamargas9033 6 лет назад +3

    I love how they changed the title from Mixed Signals to Stupid Soldiers🤣

  • @hazardousfromage
    @hazardousfromage 8 лет назад +144

    Wasn't it called mixed signals before?

  • @babeldude
    @babeldude 10 лет назад +38

    I only got here from his tweets. This did not appear in my sub box and i think its the case for many more people. We need to share this video pronto

    • @elizabethhall7416
      @elizabethhall7416 10 лет назад

      It was in my sub box :/.

    • @Georgie-M
      @Georgie-M 10 лет назад

      It was in mine but it was super hidden below 1000000 minecraft videos. If I wasn't looking for Fun Dead I wouldn't have found it.

    • @DasSlenderMan
      @DasSlenderMan 10 лет назад

      Is that Binding of Isaac profile pic?

    • @babeldude
      @babeldude 10 лет назад

      SlenderMan Yes, yes it is

    • @DasSlenderMan
      @DasSlenderMan 10 лет назад

      BabelDude :D

  • @thomasb429
    @thomasb429 6 лет назад +1

    That third guy starting to juggle always gets me, his facial expression: priceless!

  • @jackassqwe2
    @jackassqwe2 8 лет назад +43

    I love the ending. Bravo

  • @SpeedShadow54
    @SpeedShadow54 10 лет назад +23

    Seal Team Six is at it again.

  • @maxedout6775
    @maxedout6775 3 года назад +16

    1:36 Tom's Arm is clearly sticking out, jet the guard doesn't see him

  • @MrBuzzLastyear
    @MrBuzzLastyear 10 лет назад +26

    And Tomska wasn't nominated for an Oscar........ Fix !

  • @R4V3-0N
    @R4V3-0N 10 лет назад +205

    Oh look, a video on the US military.

    • @Justin__
      @Justin__ 10 лет назад +1

      Made my Day xDD

    • @lucasfer9974
      @lucasfer9974 10 лет назад +6

      And what country are you from good sir?

    • @R4V3-0N
      @R4V3-0N 10 лет назад

      ***** Me? Define "from" in terms of that context

    • @lucasfer9974
      @lucasfer9974 10 лет назад

      R4V3-0N
      What country you were born in or where you have a official citizenship

    • @R4V3-0N
      @R4V3-0N 10 лет назад +2

      *****
      (what is now) South Africa
      New Zealand.
      And soon Sweden.

  • @anstheram
    @anstheram 2 месяца назад

    This is why I love Tom's channel, he's always so good at handcrafted captions.

  • @gm30001
    @gm30001 10 лет назад +22

    tomska really should have his own tv show

    • @mattlaferriere548
      @mattlaferriere548 10 лет назад +6

      this is his "TV show" if it was actually on television though It would suck.

  • @Serpentar9000
    @Serpentar9000 10 лет назад +28

    squadmates in battlefield when you really need their help

    • @slenderman4249
      @slenderman4249 10 лет назад +14

      "I NEED A MEDIC!" *They keep running* "MEDIC!!!" *they continue running* Fucking idiots...

    • @Serpentar9000
      @Serpentar9000 10 лет назад +4

      Slenderman well,i wouldn't stop too,if i had Slenderman in my squad D:

    • @slenderman4249
      @slenderman4249 10 лет назад

      All i want is a Medic bag though! Just a simple medic bag to help me :(

    • @juniknytt2848
      @juniknytt2848 10 лет назад

      more like Competative cs:go in the silver ranks

  • @lukediggle1723
    @lukediggle1723 6 лет назад +25

    When your team has facecam but no mic.

  • @WillKristiansen
    @WillKristiansen 10 лет назад +11

    Excellent video Tom! Hilarious, and you didn't even need any dialogue.

  • @NueLow
    @NueLow 10 лет назад +10

    And that kids, is why hand signals aren't usually in shooters.

  • @Strategic_Reformer
    @Strategic_Reformer 4 года назад +37

    Guy: makes Millennium Falcon
    Me: "No no, he's got a point"

  • @legendoflink904
    @legendoflink904 10 лет назад +19

    This happens every 5 minutes in an average TF2 server.

    • @Cakepants
      @Cakepants 10 лет назад +12

      Not enough hats.

  • @DrSuperKamiGuru
    @DrSuperKamiGuru 10 лет назад +13

    I had that exact same Lego set as a kid and I have two diabolos.

  • @nintrendo1459
    @nintrendo1459 3 года назад +2

    i played this loud and the neighbours loved it so much they invited the police

  • @mah81164
    @mah81164 10 лет назад +35

    That was perfection ;)

  • @LordCHull
    @LordCHull 10 лет назад +26

    How did you know that is how I play Counter-Strike?

  • @mrfixa7702
    @mrfixa7702 4 года назад +28

    When I’m playing black ops 2
    Imagination: me shooting people having a good time with my friends
    Reality:

  • @MegaGamenoob
    @MegaGamenoob 10 лет назад +68

    I don't understand. Why didn't that work?

    • @bluein_
      @bluein_ 10 лет назад +47

      It was a very detailed and nearly impossible-to-defeat plan with proper tactics and time consuming planning, I also don't see why it did not work.

    • @reaperreaper5098
      @reaperreaper5098 10 лет назад +46

      ***** UnBakedStorm Simple, there weren't enough balloon animals for everyone, if only they had brought more balloons

    • @hkxeno001
      @hkxeno001 10 лет назад

      simple they needed more hats.

  • @sunmelon5698
    @sunmelon5698 10 лет назад +8

    1:29 HowToBasic is born :)

  • @strangefella5305
    @strangefella5305 3 года назад +3

    The script for this must've been very well written

  • @ImOblivious
    @ImOblivious 10 лет назад +12

    Everything about this brilliant.