@@Beautiful_blossom next thing you know we get slapped for our naughtyness of our internet history also your name is ironic cause I happen to be an alastor simp as well so you name doesn't justify to anyone here with all the commentors that comment on this vid also simp for alastor so you name doesn't work like that anyways were probably gonna die cause out internet history was leaked to him🥲
cumber verb gerund or present participle: cumbering hamper or hinder (someone or something). "they were cumbered with greatcoats and swords" obstruct (a path or space). "the road was clean and dry and not still cumbered by slush"
"Woah, What am i doing to Angel Dust? What am i doing to Charlie?" That got me on the floor laughing, like oof looks like he found my RadioDust comics😅😂❤
*checks search history* Me: the only thing I found in there was a bunch of songs I listen to and one thing I searched was Alastor x listener audio. I’m being honest here
2:21 Alastor:what is it you want me to do with you~? Me:*that song on my head: fork me,bend me,baby put yo hand into me,smash it,crack it,go bananas* uhhh…😳you don’t wanna know…😳
Alastor: Get undressed
Me:👁👄👁*the woman was too stunned to speak*
😂😂lmao
i agree!!🤣😭
😭
Fr fr 😂😂😂😂😂
Fr I had no idea what just happened and I don't think I ever will
It was so realistic that Morphy probably ruined his search history for us to really get in the role of Alastor. Poor guy, send him some love 😭
*slams desk.* "ALRIGHT ALASTOR. HOW DID YOU CONVINCE VOX TO HACK ME. HOW DID YOU FIND IT."
"Oh,deer...!"
This line alone describes my whole search history T-T
Oh deer is on his cup 😂
@@Azrael_DeathArchangel I ❤ your user name it descrobes me and one of my best friends search histories😊
@@JoannClewis thanks❤️
Omg same
"WHY DO I HAVE BREASTS IN THIS ONE?" LMAOOO HOLY SH¡T
HOLY FŲCKING SHĮTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I love how he was trying to figure put what to call instead of boy or girl on 1:37
SAME
The word your searching for is GIRL 😉
Or just make one like this dedicated to females.
I’m female but I’ll switch genders for this. It’d called
✨ imagination ✨
ok these videos are getting TOO REALISTIC
The way you said “look, I’m not trying to EMBARRASS you🫵” made me cackle 😭😭
Ikr
Oh Shit! He Knows, Guys! He Knows
@@dsteiner7776OH NO
FRRRR
200th like
Welp shit... OUR SEARCH HISTORY WAS LEAKED BY HIM!! RUN!! EVERYONE!! RUN!! 🥲
BUT I KINDA WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DOES TO US-
Mines how to hide a body
@@Ninatheghoul did you kill nifty?
Were done for!!!
@@Beautiful_blossom next thing you know we get slapped for our naughtyness of our internet history also your name is ironic cause I happen to be an alastor simp as well so you name doesn't justify to anyone here with all the commentors that comment on this vid also simp for alastor so you name doesn't work like that anyways were probably gonna die cause out internet history was leaked to him🥲
HE LITERALLY DESCRIBED MY WHOLE SEARCH HISTORY!!! 😭😭
Mine too buddy your not alone 😅
Same😭 I don’t need anything else just alastor❤️
Fr 😭
same 😭
not mine, wierdos
"I just like seeing you red and flustered"
" so as you, mr. Red"
"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎" love how didn't know what to call us😂
2:59 WOAAAH UNDRESSED-?!
IKR ///0//0///
I had to listen to that again to make sure I heard that right 😂
WAIT WHAT
WOAWOAWOAWOA
Me: I’m sorry, WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Alastor: what is it you want me to do to you
Me: well I would like to ______________
Alastor: oh I didn't realize-
Me: LET ME FINISH
NAHH BRO’S PROBABLY GOT A WHOLE SHOPPING LIST
AND IS!!
Damn
"All the perverted things youve been watching and listening to"
Me: PFFt no.....oh shit I literally AM RN
"Oh, there not yours?"
"HE'S IN THE FKING WALLZ"
@Stolasxblitz4life I think he's in my walls...ALASTOR, GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WALLS!!
@@ReinaAkuma4149 "get in the box, NO! Get in the box, NAOOWWW GET OUT OF MY SKIIIN!!"
@Stolasxblitz4life ALASTOR! LET GO OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! THE DEER MAN WONT LET GO OF ME!
"Why Do I have abbs Like that?"
- Alastor 🤣 why is that so funny??
Or, “Why do I have breasts in this one?”
OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
"until you're a shaking c**brain" A-Alastor
A what now???😭💀💀💀
Ok, I did not realize that’s what he said until your comment, after that I was like “H-holy shit, the hel-“. Lol
Ok but fr
3:14 C**BRAIN? JELP WHAT
FR
HELPPPP 😭😭😭
cumber
verb
gerund or present participle: cumbering
hamper or hinder (someone or something).
"they were cumbered with greatcoats and swords"
obstruct (a path or space).
"the road was clean and dry and not still cumbered by slush"
@@cephalopawed -
HE TOLD US TO UNDRESS?! DOES THAT MEAN WE..... 👀💧
FR I NEED MORPHY TO EXPLAIN AND ALSO CONTINUE
WE ARE BOW CHICKA BOW WOWING
@@OTDSProductions19YESS🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️🤭‼️
@@OTDSProductions19 Lol
If y’all are wanting a time stamp, it’s at 2:58.
"Woah, What am i doing to Angel Dust? What am i doing to Charlie?"
That got me on the floor laughing, like oof looks like he found my RadioDust comics😅😂❤
If he said "What am I doing to Lucifer?" or "What am I doing to Vox?" then I would have pissed myself laughing 😂😂
It’s just rule 34 papi
Lol😂
OH MY GOD 😂😂😂
HELP I DIDNT SEARCH THAT😭😭😭
What the f is that? 😳
@@spooky-lenapoor poor innocent soul..
2:31....THE SOUNDS, THE SOUNDS, OMFG I CAN'T😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Edit: *gay panic*
STOP NOT EVEN MY FRIENDS EXPOSE ME THIS MUCH 😭✋ LITERAL BUTTERFLIES 😖💓💓💓
Same 💀
Alastor I'm sorry you have to go. *Pulls out a gun*. I'm sorry you shouldn't have seen that goodbye alastor 😊
😂😂😂
*Pulls out a nuke* same
real
Why are yall trying to kill him?
@@VeesAreCool we found our history
7:20 7:22 HE FOUND THE SHIPS OH NO
NOOOOOO
UM RESART LIFE
Me: Hey Siri....uninstall life
Siri:ErOrR
HE HIT THE FCKING PENTAGON
Just wait until he finds radioapple he be really upset
Thx for the likes
Or maybe radio dust lol 🤣
Or really any ship 😅
@@ChocoDoeEyes fr tho 😂
Even i will ben upset/scary about Radio/Apple, Apple/Radio😳🙄😅...)
😂😂😂
IM ACTUALLY RED LIKE A TOMATO RIGHT NOW!!
MARRY ME ALASTOR- 💐💐💐💐
DAWG,ARE YOU OK OR SOMETHING??
@@BestofLiltj23 NO
I will object at the wedding, I am already married to him.
@@Ace-Aaro-Queen fangirl 💀
@@Purple_is_lazy_lolAnd I agree.
He knows EVERYTHING?????? IM in deep deep trouble😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Good luck 🫡
Nahh bro help
same😔 3:49
U-u-uhh… H-he doesn’t know about MY search history, d-does he…?
REAL
BRO NEEDS TO CHILL 😭🙏
3:10 got me feeling things 🤭
WHEN DID ALASTOR CHECK MY SEARCH HISTORY
“Yahoo!”
I was laughing to hard 😂
Bro did the Mario voice😂😂😂
THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HES DOING WITH THE RANDOM MOANS AND WHIMPERS OH MY GOSHHH🤭🤭🫣
Fr!!!! 😩
TIMESTAMP PLZ
0:28 *slams math notebook against face* I actually have that Chat room 😭
I'm literally doing my math homework as I'm listening to this 💀
PLEASE MORPHY UR FEEDING US SO MUCH WE LOVE YOU WE NEED MIREEE
OH NO HE FOUND THE “how to make a bomb & how to force baby’s to make guns” GC HELPP
AHHHH- HE FOUND MY SEARCH HISTORY OF RADIOSTATIC-
Oh...so...I'm not the only one!❤
@@Mechanic-Technician . . . You're my friend now. Lemme just sub to you rq.
BRO JUST TURNED INTO MARIO WHILE SAYING"WAHOO!"
A. What is this?
Me. Get it back give it back give it back*cough*!!!
*"alastor character ai?"*
THE WaY I WaS ON THaT TaB WHILE LISTENING.. I CLICKED OFF SO FaST..
Same😭
The amount of times i said"Fuck me" is insane
REAL FOR THIS🗣️🗣️🗣️
Alastor finding my search history is my 13th reason 😢
WHO TAUGHT HIM HOW TO USE A PHONE
VOX IM LOOKIN AT YOU
"I can fry an egg with those" HELPPP 😂💀
Shit we’re getting caught up ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!
“You’re sweating my dear is it hot in here, I mean we’re in hell so it probably is” killed me 😂
Val: GIVE ME YOUR WHOLE STOCK! 💵💰
Alastor, please, whatever you do DON'T LOOK AT THE JANITOR AI CHAT LOGS🙏🙏🙏
Wdym🤔🤔🤔
fr fr
Erm.. he better not click on the fpe ones🙂
0:26 HOW TF DID HE KNOW ABOUT MY C.AI-
FR LIKE SIR I CAN EXPLAIN-
@@AxoNugz I CANT- I HAVE ANGEL LUCIFER ON THERE-
@@Beautiful_blossomI HAVE ANGEL DUST GOING RN- 😭
@@AxoNugz I HAVE HUMAN ALASTOR GOIN RIGHT NOW-
@@Beautiful_blossom NICE
I ALSO HAVE STOLAS, VOX AND HUSK 😭
No one: Oh my search history isn't bad
Me: OH SH!T ALASTOR DON'T-
Yeah no I'm deleting my whole search history after this...just in case if not alastor finding out my mom would😃😃😃
😭 I'm so glad my parents don't look at my phone 😭😭😭 if they did I would be grounded for life
HOW DID I GET HERE SO QUICKLY?! OH SH-
RUN!!!!!! GUYS!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!
* runs to the hills and destroys phone *
ALASTOR IM SORRY I- PLEASE HAVE MERCY PAPI MI AMOR!!! 😢😢😢 I HAVE REASONS!!!! (Pleas pin I listen to all these Alastor audios 24/7 and I LOVE them)
SAMEMEMEME
@@Imposterqueenofnonecringe2 NAH THE QUESTION “why do I have breasts in this one” HAS ME CACKLING
*checks search history*
Me: the only thing I found in there was a bunch of songs I listen to and one thing I searched was Alastor x listener audio.
I’m being honest here
When I read the title, my heart skipped a beat....
1:33 HOLY FUCK, MY PHONE JUST FLEW OUTTA MY HANDS DISCONNECTED THE EARBUDS LMFAO
Anime nosebleed mode: ACTIVATED
BRO CAUGHT ME ON THE CHARACTER AI ONE WTF 😭😭😭
ONLY 30 MINS AGO? WOOO TIME TO WATCH.
Edit: im like 90 seconds in and am SO ATTACKED
2:21
Alastor:what is it you want me to do with you~?
Me:*that song on my head: fork me,bend me,baby put yo hand into me,smash it,crack it,go bananas* uhhh…😳you don’t wanna know…😳
ABORT, ABORT! ALASTOR FANS IN NEED OF EVACUATION!!! (SIR pentious ref)
WE BETTER BE LEAVING BOSS!!!!
YEA BOSS WE NEED TO GET OUT!!!
HE FOUND MY CHARACTER AI?!!!? I’m changing my identity, my name and everything!!😰😰😰😰
Fudge my Alastor ai covers playlist😭
Dude same
REAL.
2:00 SEEING ME WHAT-?
2:57 *COUGHS* WHAT-
I literally fell off my bed when he said to get undressed. I was on the edge of the bed doing the upside down thing, and it caught me off guard. 😂😂😂
alastor: i love it! wa-hoo!
me: mario??👁👄👁
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
1:35
Well I wasn’t expecting that
The amount of times I’ve side eye this video 🤔🤨
LITERALLY
He wasn't supposed find out..
Babe wake up new MorphyVA Alastor video just dropped❤️
Imagine Douma seen your search history.
Cremated for me 😭🙏
@@Izzy-pg6zn I know right
@@Izzy-pg6zn do you think he should have reply.
This one genuinely made me flustered and made me as red as a fricking tomato and idk why 😭😭😭😭
Me to bro 😭 i was just searching up hazbin hotel edits then this popped up 😭-
@@WingsOfFire_fan33 😭😭
@@Alastor1TheRadioDemon ALASTOR WILL YOU MARRY ME??
*spits out coffee seeing the tittle* OOOOH 😳🫢
HELP MORPHY HOW DID HE FIND MY SEARCH HISTORY😭😭😭I just hope he didn’t see my character ai chats…😭🙏
Ok this would be me
A: I can fry egg on those
Me: huh? *laughing*
Bro- 😭 I stared coughing badly 😭😭😭 thank god my family wasn't around me
I squeaked when he said to take of my clothes... Lord, have mercy.
Too amazing
Oh Shit! He Knows, Guys! He Knows
HE KNOWS!
HE KNOWS!
IK HE KNOWS!
NOT THE A.I AGAINNNNNN 😭😭💀
2:59 SAY WHAT NOW??? 😳💧
SAY HUH???
I stopped breathing when I heard character ai😭
I click this faster than sonic
He's faster than Sonic! He's faster than Sonic!
What?
I've never been this early!
Also... I am an Angel 😊😊😊
I can neither confirm or deny it. ❤❤
HELP I'M DYING AND LAUGHING HOLY FUCK
*help…..im too obsessed*
i am too… dont worry😔
Me too girly, your not alone 😔🖐
BRO
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE ISTF
@@NereaGaibor 😭😭🤣
@@hayv3n_vr I SAW YOU AGAIN 😭😭
2:59 WOAH WHAT I- 😨
NOT THE GREAT OL "MOOGLY WOOGLY"
Me in the future:"kids dont trust a guy named alastor"
Kid 1:"why mom?"
Me:"because u don't want to know..."😊😊😊😊😊
Also me: watching these 1000 times
Alastor: ohhh, mooguly woogley
me: i beg you finest pardon-
UH OH HE FOUND OUT- TIME TO RUN-
Alastor: i love seeing you suffer
Me: oh....well then this won't work
Thank you for this video! 😀
its funny how ive looked all this up
4:30 ... For some reason now I want a horror Mario audio?-
2:58 ... What.
AYO TF- 😭😭😭😭
The video:alastor
Me: *SINGLE SEXUAL PANIC WITH HEADPHONES CUZ I NEVER SEARCHED THESE UP*
Alastor:What I’m I doing to Charlie me:says you don’t see that shit 3 times
make one where he's drunk, pleaseee 😭😭
“Ah ooh moogly oogly”
Had me rolling on the floor
Holy shrimpity cats I think I’m simping even more 😳 nahh but fr though Alastor doesn’t wanna know what else I search…. 😫😫😏😏