When spiff said “Ideally a plane wants to be on the ground about 2 hours” I was like… Wait I used to the work at the airport and… “But were just gonna shove them in and give them about 45 minutes” … yeah that sounds about right.
Odd that my first thought was "that's not the most efficient layout of advertising space" when I looked at his danger maze Watching Spiff has warped my view of how to play these sorts of games
@@slinelol my started buzzing, which was different from the usual tingling. It think it was both impressed by Spiff's audacity and angered by the lack of optimization
@@JorgetePanete "No sorry you must have misread. This isn't an airport, it's an addport! The planes are just a small theme ad for your luggage" I fixed the comment based on what you said
I say theres too many people per plane. They need to fill the plane with raid shadow legends and nord vpn ads and just have one person or child (whatever) per flight in their own personal hell. No food will be served because the flight attendants killed themselves or are playing raid shadow legends
Spiff's recreation of O'hare international airport is terrifyingly accurate, 87% accuracy I think. The remaining 17% is security stops and life insurance vending machines.
We should be grateful that Spiff isn’t in charge of the RUclips ads. Pretty sure by the end of a month, everybody would have bought premium, and Spiff would still somehow figure a way to get us to watch more ads.
I get you but we arent forced to watch his content. Secondly 👀, I have adblock and this adblock has auto skip few seconds for sponsors, like/sub messages etc I have turned on....
I think if ryan air could they would knock all their passengers out stuff as many as possible into the plane with no seats because you are unconscious and then just fish you out at the end and leave you to wake up on the airport floor.
After getting blared at, by ads at 100db, I can't hear my boss nagging about me not beeing on time, due to a missed flight. 8/10. Had to relief in an empty soda can, would book a flight again.
Honestly this is probably an accurate view of the head space of a airline CEO. "I don't give a shit how many people get to where they need to as long as we profit". And it's even more hilarious because of that
I kinda like the idea of it as a parody game. The entire goal is sucking all of the money out of someone before they can spend it on something meaningful.
@@danielhale1 please... do not give me a idea of what the physical representation of the internet would be. I already know it would be poisonous and toxic, probably radioactive.
I have to say i am a flight attendant and tbh this seems like a normal day when you fly through atl or mdw (Atlanta or Chicago) but it this video made me laugh so much thank you spiff
My time at Spiff co Airport is as follows: I walked in and was immediately bombarded with ad machines. Thinking nothing of it I walked to the counter, bought my ticket and made my way to the security queue. Along the way I had to watch probably THOUSANDS of ads. It was a nightmare of waiting. Finally I got past security no problem and found there was only one snack machine, so I stopped by the ATM and took out some money even though there was a $5 fee to do so, bought a bag of chips and went to sit down but there were only 2 seats and there was trash all over the ground so I just stood and waited for my flight. It never arrived because the previous plane was taking up the space, so I got fed up and left passing probably thousands of more adverts on my way out. Overall I give Spiff co airport 5 out of 5 stars, the ATM machine was an absolute joy to work with, very friendly. Would go again.
As someone who has went to airports to pick up family that's travelled... I can't say Spiff is wrong when he describes airports as milking as much money as possible from people, I swear the cost of stuff doubles because you're captive there when you travel.
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the expression "as pretty as an airport". Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort. This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (...) and the architects have on the whole tried to reflect this in their designs. - Douglas Adams
"Well bugger me sideways with a tea bag" in the most suppressed joyous tone is the mark of true happiness. Its one of the many reasons why I always make some nice Irish Breakfast Tea and rewatch old videos.
Typical Spiffing Modern video: Hilariously broken idea Explanation of broken idea War crimes #1 and #2. Pun War crime #3 Acknowledgement of how the game doesn't know how to handle him War crime #4 Pun Absurd amount of money
I haven't seen it in a while, but there's occassionally also the Totally Unexpected Jump Into The Middle Of The Video where you least expect it to offer you a completely legit deal if the video receives N likes for some large number of N.
"This plane is set to depart 5 minutes before this one arrives, and if it doesn't depart in that time, this airplane just doesn't land." Bruh imagine arriving at this airport from a different airport, and your plane just doesn't land. Where does it go? Does it just fly circles? The planes have to land somewhere!
14:40 "these people missed their flights , what they gonna do ? They just gonna remain sat on the seats , looking at the adverts" - that seem to describe hell adverto-port . Congrats , you created yet another hell on earth ! Yay ^^
The Airways companies love Spiff as he's saving them millions in fuel because they're flying empty (and lighter) aeroplanes whilst still selling the tickets 🤣
The spiff co. airport is capitalist hellscape where it's so slow that I missed the funeral of all my family, the noise it too loud and overlapping so much I can barely make out the induvial ads from each other and the food is at the minimum quality, 10 out of 10 as the atms are so amazing and I would recommend to others
RUclips is literally just a passive money making game, create a product and it will always generate revenue overtime(if your monetized). That's why spiffs so good at it, he sees the world for the game it really is.
Having traveled internationally with layovers at Heathrow a few times... I can definitely say that to me, SpiffCo Airport is the best Airport in the world... and it looks so clean and well lit :)
As an air traffic controller, my heart stopped right when you placed the ATC tower BEHIND the terminal, so NOT on the side where the runway is and could be seen....... 😱🤯😖
I how I just watched one of your videos 'sponsored' by RAID and it was so satirical and then there is this beautiful video featuring Raid and VPN. Just gold.... Yorkshire Gold that is!
"Hey, I'm British. And I love taking other people's money." You don't know the half of it. In the U.S. companies literally pay to change the laws. It's called lobbyism.
I also noticed this exploit, but I took it farther. In fact, I had only 4-5 displays. How much did they generate? Hundreds of thousands each. See, customer satisfaction only matters for people who are taking off from the airport, not those arriving. So, I made a very efficient airport for departure, but for arrivals... I used the baggage carousel and baggage hubs to create this absolutely massive bottleneck. See, when you don't use the carousel, you employees transport the baggage themselves, and there is no limit to how many you can have in the baggage zone. The baggage hub and the carousel, however, have a maximum capacity, and so if you exceed that capacity, people will just stay around the carousel and wait. And they won't EVER leave, until they get their baggage. Then, you surround the carousel with ads, and boom. Hundreds of people staying in near permanence around the display, their numbers always increasing, and with an airport that have 90%+ in both customer satisfaction and airlines satisfaction.
"I'm English and I love taking other people's money!" Wait a minute... it was the Spaniards doing that though... We had the common decency to at least hand over hard drugs.
I was surprised Spiff didn't want security, think of all those extra advertising boards those customers were missing out on. Spiff is also missing out on sending the passengers for Gate 1 past the Gate 2 passengers, how could he have not thought of that exploit. I think Spiff is slipping, the aircraft jokes have obviously sapped his energy.
Well done, Spif. I've been Pavlov'd into drinking Yorkshire Tea as you didn't even need to remind me this video, yet here I am, cup of delicious in my hand. (sincerely, Yorkshire Red is amazing and is now my favorite breakfast tea - so thank you, kindly.)
Note: this is written before I finish the video I’ve seen what josh can do with this game. And by do, I mean create Hell so badly that even demons want to die. How does Josh of lets game it out do that, you may ask? Well here’s the answer: One wide hallways, and breaking physics to the point where the universe is crying. Let’s see what Spiff does to this game.
You can next level this by making them walk past ads more than once. To do that, add stuff for their needs a little way from each ad. Queue ends work too for stores, gates, etc. I have an ad outside w cafe that they walk past in one direction to get their food, a different direction for drink, and then back to the ad where the queue for the tills begins. That one and earns more than one by the door 8 fold.
To be fair, stopovers of less than an hour are commonplace. They generally only park the plane long enough to unload passengers, clean the cabin, load fuel, perform flight and cabin crew changes and then reload passengers. All of this can be done in half an hour. The less time it takes the better, airports like it because it means an empty gate and an empty gate means more room for traffic. Airlines like it because any second that a plane remains grounded, it's not generating revenue. I think the most interesting aspect of this video though is Spiff is actually closer to reality than he might suspect with this design. Large airports have ads absolutely everywhere. And any space that isn't filled with airport essentials will be shops and businesses. The airports often tend to be designed in such a way that you must pass through or by the shops in order to get to the gates.
Studied architecture for a while. Had a lecture one time dedicated to the importance of making optimal shopping areas in airports. That €10b airport in Germany that was meant to open years ago but is still under construction was our case study for the lecture (the one that’s basically Fawlty Towers: The Airport) because the lead architect on the job didn’t believe in the concept of shops in airports (according to our lecturer) so the place needed a billion euro redesign after it was already built that led to another billion euro redesign just the following year because the previous redesign ignored updating fire suppression and tens of thousands of euro worth of fire alarms went missing (according to our lecturer) (said lecturer was involved in the project but was never the project lead and was quite resentful of her time spent on that job, maybe she embellished the details a bit)
"To tell you the truth, man, we spend most of the time travelling in hotels, in festivals, in concert halls, clubs, airports. The most unenjoyable part is all the security at airports" - Losama In Baden
Flights were never cancelled due to covid, we've all just been navigating Spiff's labyrinths this entire time
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Edit: I can’t believe I made it
When spiff said “Ideally a plane wants to be on the ground about 2 hours” I was like…
Wait I used to the work at the airport and…
“But were just gonna shove them in and give them about 45 minutes”
… yeah that sounds about right.
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Im 2 years late so as someone who used to fly a fair amount... yeah they shove you in and then the plane gets delayed for an hour. Woohoo
There is a point where advertising goes beyond “aggressive” and enters “war crime” territory.
And that point is never
Are you talking about ads on RUclips?
There’s a fine line but it ad to be done
@@maximeroy3478 RUclips Premium FTW. 👍
This is not "advertising" it's not even propaganda.......it's brain washing which is a war crime.
Odd that my first thought was "that's not the most efficient layout of advertising space" when I looked at his danger maze
Watching Spiff has warped my view of how to play these sorts of games
Its the influence of Yorkshire tea.
Friend i felt the same pain as you
@@darkezeo7322 my towerdefense part of my brain started tingeling and got angry
@@slinelol hah my friend i hate how I completely understand what you mean
@@slinelol my started buzzing, which was different from the usual tingling. It think it was both impressed by Spiff's audacity and angered by the lack of optimization
"No sorry you must have misread. This isn't an airport, it's an addport! The planes are just a small theme park for your luggage"
The luggage gets lost in raid shadowlegends, so you watch more ads about raid shadowlegends to get your luggage back
ad*
@@JorgetePanete "No sorry you must have misread. This isn't an airport, it's an addport! The planes are just a small theme ad for your luggage" I fixed the comment based on what you said
@@Senatrix-Rocket no
I say theres too many people per plane. They need to fill the plane with raid shadow legends and nord vpn ads and just have one person or child (whatever) per flight in their own personal hell. No food will be served because the flight attendants killed themselves or are playing raid shadow legends
Spiff's recreation of O'hare international airport is terrifyingly accurate, 87% accuracy I think. The remaining 17% is security stops and life insurance vending machines.
May i ask... Is your mistake in the math intentional?
@@veryoriginalname2515 it is now a forever mystery
If EA built an airport ...
I bet they'd figure out a way to put in loot boxes
@@OneViolentGentleman that's how you "choose" your airline you buy a loot box
Yes
@@OneViolentGentleman there not loot boxes but a surprise mechanism
You get a sense of pride and accomplishment from getting to the gate.
Unusual for spiff to play a game normally like this, it's just a regular airport business model no exploitation at all
When he was making a legendary only prison architect in the second half of the video he played pretty normal
Oh but he is exploiting someone, the customers
We should be grateful that Spiff isn’t in charge of the RUclips ads. Pretty sure by the end of a month, everybody would have bought premium, and Spiff would still somehow figure a way to get us to watch more ads.
Comment of the year
I get you but we arent forced to watch his content.
Secondly 👀, I have adblock and this adblock has auto skip few seconds for sponsors, like/sub messages etc I have turned on....
uBlock Origin gang here B) fuck shitty ads, I'm sick of seeing them my entire life so I decided to Thanos snap them.
Brilliant, LOL
@@Mr.E.us.69 sauce
Spiff: "Is it dangerous? Probably. Do we care? No!"
Ryan Air: "Hold my beer!"
You are not wrong.
I think if ryan air could they would knock all their passengers out stuff as many as possible into the plane with no seats because you are unconscious and then just fish you out at the end and leave you to wake up on the airport floor.
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 Only the best for first class, after all.
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 And people would still pay for the privilege because it is a cheaper flight that technically gets them where they are going.
@@davidharshman7645 This would actually be my preferred way of travelling.
Spiffing Brit telling airport jokes? That's just not gonna fly.
I dunno about you, but most of his jokes flew over my head.
I'll be glad when we reach the tail end of these puns.
@@Adamant_Consternation truly, they really exhaust me
I don't think some of them are going to land with the audience.
These are some really plane jokes.
Man, Spiff's airport jokes have really taken off recently. Soaring high, even. I feel he has to practice a bit on sticking the landing, though.
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After getting blared at, by ads at 100db, I can't hear my boss nagging about me not beeing on time, due to a missed flight.
8/10. Had to relief in an empty soda can, would book a flight again.
Bezos is that u
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@@JorgetePanete buzz buzz
Honestly this is probably an accurate view of the head space of a airline CEO. "I don't give a shit how many people get to where they need to as long as we profit". And it's even more hilarious because of that
So it's a tower defense game where advertisements are your bullets.
That sounds terrifying
Sounds like real life
@@michellewilt4479 Indeed, the internet incarnate!
I kinda like the idea of it as a parody game. The entire goal is sucking all of the money out of someone before they can spend it on something meaningful.
So basically a turret defense mobile game.
@@danielhale1 please... do not give me a idea of what the physical representation of the internet would be. I already know it would be poisonous and toxic, probably radioactive.
I have to say i am a flight attendant and tbh this seems like a normal day when you fly through atl or mdw (Atlanta or Chicago) but it this video made me laugh so much thank you spiff
People that actually make it on to the plane can't help themselves but hum the tunes of the ads that have been maniacally drilled into their heads.
My time at Spiff co Airport is as follows: I walked in and was immediately bombarded with ad machines. Thinking nothing of it I walked to the counter, bought my ticket and made my way to the security queue. Along the way I had to watch probably THOUSANDS of ads. It was a nightmare of waiting. Finally I got past security no problem and found there was only one snack machine, so I stopped by the ATM and took out some money even though there was a $5 fee to do so, bought a bag of chips and went to sit down but there were only 2 seats and there was trash all over the ground so I just stood and waited for my flight. It never arrived because the previous plane was taking up the space, so I got fed up and left passing probably thousands of more adverts on my way out. Overall I give Spiff co airport 5 out of 5 stars, the ATM machine was an absolute joy to work with, very friendly. Would go again.
*"Hey, I'm British and I love taking other people's money"*
-The Spiffing Brit,2021
@Low Tier God I don't know, Weird Al's pretty good
Hello dark soul his name spiff by the way
We also love taking their countries.
@@TheMisterman15Low Tier god is a troll, FYI
@@mirjanbouma I figured as much with him saying Drake was the best artist
As someone who has went to airports to pick up family that's travelled... I can't say Spiff is wrong when he describes airports as milking as much money as possible from people, I swear the cost of stuff doubles because you're captive there when you travel.
"bugger me sideways with a tea bag" best saying ever xD
Read this comment as he said it
12:17
Greatest comment ever.
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I feel like Spiffing Brits monologue in this episode could just be the adapted conversation from a real company's board room...
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the expression "as pretty as an airport". Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort. This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (...) and the architects have on the whole tried to reflect this in their designs.
- Douglas Adams
@Low Tier God what are you on about
interesting
@Low Tier God, it's a copy and pasted quote bro lol
I've seen both Let's Game It Out and Spiff play Sim Airport, and its interesting and fun to compare their definitions of "chaotic evil".
Spiff is more of lawful evil
Josh is true chaotic evil
"Well bugger me sideways with a tea bag" in the most suppressed joyous tone is the mark of true happiness. Its one of the many reasons why I always make some nice Irish Breakfast Tea and rewatch old videos.
He just broke the record for worlds most British catchphrase
Why do I hear spiff's voice while reading this
Wtf is Irish breakfast tea
"You're frustrated, you hate your environment, you're dying of hunger, and you lack information" my god, you've built America!
Typical Spiffing Modern video:
Hilariously broken idea
Explanation of broken idea
War crimes #1 and #2.
Pun
War crime #3
Acknowledgement of how the game doesn't know how to handle him
War crime #4
Pun
Absurd amount of money
I like the pun part
you forgot the bonus warcrime #5 in the end
I haven't seen it in a while, but there's occassionally also the Totally Unexpected Jump Into The Middle Of The Video where you least expect it to offer you a completely legit deal if the video receives N likes for some large number of N.
I think spiff created life, and that's why his good puns are turning into dad puns.
@@runed0s86 It's just his scheme to make money. Make a baby, let the baby grow, profit. Just wait 15 years
"This plane is set to depart 5 minutes before this one arrives, and if it doesn't depart in that time, this airplane just doesn't land."
Bruh imagine arriving at this airport from a different airport, and your plane just doesn't land. Where does it go? Does it just fly circles? The planes have to land somewhere!
All these dad jokes have me wondering if there is a Spiffing Brat on the way.
Spiffing Brat 😂😂😂 your genius is criminally underrated
When I go to an airport, I expect to be miserable, and Spiffco Airport delivers like no other.
No one:
Spiff: If "IT" isn't coming home then no one else will.
Every time Spiff says "ATM machine", I have the urge to throw a cup of coffee at him..
The only thing that makes me happier than when the spiffing brit uploads is an atm machine.
Idk about you atms make me depressed
@@midnytrev swoosh over the head
14:40 "these people missed their flights , what they gonna do ? They just gonna remain sat on the seats , looking at the adverts" - that seem to describe hell adverto-port . Congrats , you created yet another hell on earth ! Yay ^^
Spiff: " ATM Machine" Me: " Automated Teller Machine Machine????"
Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department
" I got the highest score on the ATM game today 200,000!"
" Well, I got 400 today on the Vending Machine game! "
The Airways companies love Spiff as he's saving them millions in fuel because they're flying empty (and lighter) aeroplanes whilst still selling the tickets 🤣
The spiff co. airport is capitalist hellscape where it's so slow that I missed the funeral of all my family, the noise it too loud and overlapping so much I can barely make out the induvial ads from each other and the food is at the minimum quality, 10 out of 10 as the atms are so amazing and I would recommend to others
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And the worst part is my family wasn't even dead when I got to the airport
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Spiffing is just the embodyment of that guy who goes 'We got to have more...money~"
This vid hits a little close to home. I can't even pump my gas without seeing an advert anymore.
RUclips is literally just a passive money making game, create a product and it will always generate revenue overtime(if your monetized). That's why spiffs so good at it, he sees the world for the game it really is.
This is how I feel when I get RUclips premium ads
Cough vanced app cough
The day I will cancel RUclips Premium and take the effort to get Vanced working
I get no ads at all. I use Ublock Origin. Oh, and SponsorBlock to skip over sponsorships and interaction reminders.
As someone who plays this game from time to time, this strat is moderately viable.
TheSpiffingBrit did it. He built a catastrophically successfull airport AND an exact depiction of what it feels like to be a coffee drinker.
Great video, watching it brought me almost as much joy as when I use an ATM machine
First time I've liked a spiff video in time to be apart of the promotion group! Cant wait to see how I'll be exploited!
The dad jokes from the last couple weeks have to be Spiff announcing he's going to be a dad, right?
It's truly the greatest airport ever, and it's so easy! Plane and simple.
Been going through a rough patch. Binging your videos makes life brighter. Thank you sir
I am literally watching this in an airport
I guess it’s this or an ad.
Plane: doesn’t task off in time
Also plane: you’re going to the shadow realm plane two
And once again, a game I've never heard I will have to go and buy and play.
@@thespiffingbrit "The economy is still unbalanced though" 🤔 Gee, you don't say. If it was balanced, would you even be playing it on your channel? 😁
I can enjoy watching this man commenting just about anything, what a glorious human specimen he is indeed
The Spiffco Airport is greater than Heathrow itself. "0%...But I was still paid!" Spiff is very much in tune with the airline industry.
This one was a side-splitter. Earned a like, and I don't give those out like candy either.
The best thing about this is Spiff making fun of RAID shadow legends
Having traveled internationally with layovers at Heathrow a few times... I can definitely say that to me, SpiffCo Airport is the best Airport in the world... and it looks so clean and well lit :)
You've inspired me to download this game from my wife's library and completely and utterly destroy it. Cheers!
As an air traffic controller, my heart stopped right when you placed the ATC tower BEHIND the terminal, so NOT on the side where the runway is and could be seen....... 😱🤯😖
ah yes another balanced game
Hello mister universes ahead of me
Every game is balanced. It's just a question of how long it takes Duke Spiff to find that balance.
I how I just watched one of your videos 'sponsored' by RAID and it was so satirical and then there is this beautiful video featuring Raid and VPN. Just gold.... Yorkshire Gold that is!
I wonder how coffee flavoured tea would break Spiff.
Or tea flavored coffee.
Isn't coffee just a flavor of tea?
@@Serahpin Might be getting whooshed here, but coffee is made from a type of plant's berries/seeds, while tea is made from leaves.
@@5peciesunkn0wn Does that mean rice milk is a type of coffee!?
@@Serahpin I suppose it could be? XD
"He who walks sideways through a airport door is going to Bangkok"
I'm convinced that The Spiffing Brit is another variant of Kang.
Been watching for a while, years even, this was the first video I happened to be drinking a cup of Yorkshire tea as I watched it. Cheers.
You know people usual get paid for saying “raid shadow legends” that many times lmao
... so you created a standard American airport .
>.> (Great Video!)
Airport ratings go up .1 percent
Meanwhile Spiff: It's never been better
One of the funniest videos I've seen all day. Just perfect Brit! 🤣
"Hey, I'm British. And I love taking other people's money."
You don't know the half of it. In the U.S. companies literally pay to change the laws. It's called lobbyism.
I also noticed this exploit, but I took it farther. In fact, I had only 4-5 displays. How much did they generate? Hundreds of thousands each. See, customer satisfaction only matters for people who are taking off from the airport, not those arriving. So, I made a very efficient airport for departure, but for arrivals... I used the baggage carousel and baggage hubs to create this absolutely massive bottleneck. See, when you don't use the carousel, you employees transport the baggage themselves, and there is no limit to how many you can have in the baggage zone. The baggage hub and the carousel, however, have a maximum capacity, and so if you exceed that capacity, people will just stay around the carousel and wait. And they won't EVER leave, until they get their baggage. Then, you surround the carousel with ads, and boom. Hundreds of people staying in near permanence around the display, their numbers always increasing, and with an airport that have 90%+ in both customer satisfaction and airlines satisfaction.
You forgot to load the baggage claim area with adverts, that's money lost
As someone who actually works at an airport, this hurts me more than I could have ever possibly imagined... Spiff, this is brilliant! XD
"I'm English and I love taking other people's money!"
Wait a minute... it was the Spaniards doing that though... We had the common decency to at least hand over hard drugs.
15:45 Best joke ever! This is why I love Spiff and his pile’o’tea…
Every single pence of that questionably earned money goes to tea as always
Real airlines hearing Spiff say that 45min flight turn around time might be a safety issue: 😆😆😆😆 rookie numbers
I finally found you out! Only you could cause the Sheffield highways to be what I like to call Sodor levels of confusion and delay! Well done Sir
An airport with constant raid shadow lemons? I had no idea youterb invested into buildimg an airport...
I was surprised Spiff didn't want security, think of all those extra advertising boards those customers were missing out on.
Spiff is also missing out on sending the passengers for Gate 1 past the Gate 2 passengers, how could he have not thought of that exploit. I think Spiff is slipping, the aircraft jokes have obviously sapped his energy.
Is this all a ploy to push things in the favor towards ships? How very british!
This set up makes about as much sense as Walmart having 2 check out people and 30 empty lanes, now you know why.
One ad stand may not give you much income, but when you put alot of them, it quickly ads up. See, I can do puns too!
Well done, Spif. I've been Pavlov'd into drinking Yorkshire Tea as you didn't even need to remind me this video, yet here I am, cup of delicious in my hand. (sincerely, Yorkshire Red is amazing and is now my favorite breakfast tea - so thank you, kindly.)
My day: *sucks*
Spiff: *uploads*
Me: today just got alot better
Dude that jump from 11,000 to 52,000 had me ROLLING 😂😂
Note: this is written before I finish the video
I’ve seen what josh can do with this game. And by do, I mean create Hell so badly that even demons want to die. How does Josh of lets game it out do that, you may ask? Well here’s the answer: One wide hallways, and breaking physics to the point where the universe is crying. Let’s see what Spiff does to this game.
Spiff builds mazes for money, Josh builds mazes for fun
Thanks for the written description, this one really is a gem
The Spiffco Airport is greater than Heathrow, itself!
You can next level this by making them walk past ads more than once. To do that, add stuff for their needs a little way from each ad. Queue ends work too for stores, gates, etc.
I have an ad outside w cafe that they walk past in one direction to get their food, a different direction for drink, and then back to the ad where the queue for the tills begins.
That one and earns more than one by the door 8 fold.
You need to assemble the walls with ATMs and snack machines, alongside adverts
To be fair, stopovers of less than an hour are commonplace. They generally only park the plane long enough to unload passengers, clean the cabin, load fuel, perform flight and cabin crew changes and then reload passengers. All of this can be done in half an hour. The less time it takes the better, airports like it because it means an empty gate and an empty gate means more room for traffic. Airlines like it because any second that a plane remains grounded, it's not generating revenue.
I think the most interesting aspect of this video though is Spiff is actually closer to reality than he might suspect with this design. Large airports have ads absolutely everywhere. And any space that isn't filled with airport essentials will be shops and businesses. The airports often tend to be designed in such a way that you must pass through or by the shops in order to get to the gates.
Most people: spend hours trying to play the game strategically
Spiff: utterly destroying the game with the best strategy possibly imaginable
I mean he isn't really making this strategy he's just copping amazons marketing campaigns
@@harshveerbhatti5424 ah yes, i see xD
Bro I’m crying this is ur best vid I’ve seen by far
I imagine there is a parallel universe where Spiff is the God. I wish them luck lol
Comedy gold right there with a bit of truth in it. Lovely stuff keep it up :)
So, you're just simulating real life, yes?
Looks like JFK with less adverts.
Studied architecture for a while. Had a lecture one time dedicated to the importance of making optimal shopping areas in airports. That €10b airport in Germany that was meant to open years ago but is still under construction was our case study for the lecture (the one that’s basically Fawlty Towers: The Airport) because the lead architect on the job didn’t believe in the concept of shops in airports (according to our lecturer) so the place needed a billion euro redesign after it was already built that led to another billion euro redesign just the following year because the previous redesign ignored updating fire suppression and tens of thousands of euro worth of fire alarms went missing (according to our lecturer) (said lecturer was involved in the project but was never the project lead and was quite resentful of her time spent on that job, maybe she embellished the details a bit)
"To tell you the truth, man, we spend most of the time travelling in hotels, in festivals, in concert halls, clubs, airports. The most unenjoyable part is all the security at airports" - Losama In Baden