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Frogger But It's Exactly How We Never Wanted Him
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- Published on Mar 12, 2026
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Ryan - / chongotweet
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Red - / redbuddi
Marble - / marblecantus
Chase - / clown_depot
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"I wish I may, I wish I must, I wish to meet a princess before I bust!"
I'm sorry, *_w h a t ?_*
**Pallete/Smell-cleansing cough** Ha-oh my god! Why is this dumpster on fire! *IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN 5 MINUTES!*
Frogger finna bust
O_o i thought i misheard it... but holy sh*t.
@acetrigger1337 get him a princess.
*NOW*
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE HIM "BUST"
Excuse me police.
WOULDNT NAMING A FROG "TADPOLE" BE LIKE NAMING AN ADOLESCENT "INFANT"?
"Hello, this is my son... BABY!"
Hey, have you met my friend Humaner?
Like naming a child "Guy"
@Robin0928 no you name a horse “Baby.”
Also I typed in “hore” while trying to type in “horse,” why?
@shrimpshell239 guy fieri
Frogger was born with glass bones and paper skin, every day he breaks his legs, and every night he breaks his arms
*Afternoon sorry
My brain is plagued by memes, causing me to take damage from the end of that comment
At night, he lays awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
Plot twist the game is set in hell where frogger is being punished for his lust a his punishment is that he has to go on a useless quest where every move he makes shatters his bones
He lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep
"it's pog or die dude" is the hardest thing i've ever lived to hear.
In this world it's Pog or Be Pogged
@angeloabbatiello4755 it's really not
Pog And Destroy
Rip and Pog
2:55
This game feels like a CreepyPasta where the game is very cursed but there are no direct scares so a redditor is giving a vague recollection of experiencing the game at their divorced dad’s house when they were 9 but no one can comprehend their terror of the spinning cow head if they did not witness it themselves.
every copy of Frogger: The Great Quest is personalised
The creepypasta about a cursed game but the game isn't cursed at all and the main character just has schizophrenia.
@aymuhspunj Heavy Rain
ngl my siblings and i had a bug happen to us that made an enemy in a later part of the game just, not stop chasing us, ever. gave me nightmares as a kid.
Aka, the best kind of creepypasta
Rewatching this is a religious experience
There is no god here.
@Kittygames50 no god. only frogs
Me too LMAO
@loonloonlikemoonmoon1577 no frog. only frog.
rewatching anything on this channel is a religious experience
The "IM NOT THE REAL SHARK SLAYERRRRRRR", and the synced "I. LIED." fucking destroyed me
Ryan confusing the virgin chad meme with the virgin mary gave me enough serotonin to last a month
Fool that you are, the enlightened amoung us know that they are one and the same
@rosiered6712 mongus
@rosiered6712 amogus 😐😑:|🧍🏻♂️
D=< 🥴
@ChrisPoindexter98 good job
Tbh I did too so I don't blame him
reeling from Ryan proclaiming that there is a Trevor McElroy and their name came from a cool frog name list
Also regardless Trevor is not a good name for a frog.
@J-the-depressed tell that to Neville Longbottom
@SleepyTreant that was a toad smh
@belle9618 Its an amazing toad name
@friendoftheoyster3906 actually I agree. Terrible frog name, but great toad name.
I'm studying cubism for my art a-level. Every time the artist Georges Braque's name is written I always misread it as Branque and have an internal laughing fit remembering this video
Z'Ogger sounds like what I'd name a DnD villain
@StoneWeevil XD
*tips fedora*
Z'Ogger
Z'Ogger demon Lord of the frogs
Z’Oggers
Or a orc trying to come up with a good frog name.
"Dis iz ma pet frog... Z'Ogger!... Yea...
I love how Joy says "I'll break their arm" as if it's a positive thing.
Joy is showing mercy and restraint
Penny finding out about long Furby for the first time is filling me with so much joy
Thursday.
@zafool4997 Yes, it is a Thursday.
Is this Penny a boy or girl? Cause it looks like a dude, yet wears make-up. The hell is going on here?
@eliasalbarracin5549 It's Wednesday now
@justaghostinthesea Still Wednesday
The first thing that they screwed up in this game is the fact that, canonically, Frogger can not swim.
4:22 I WAS EATING AND CHOKED ON MY FOOD YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT, BRANQUE
Find the princess before I *B u s t*
WHY DOES PENNY HAVE SUCH A CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER
IT REALLY IS A PROBLEM SIPPING ANY LIQUID WHILE WATCHING PENNY'S VIDEOS IS SUCH A GAMBLE
@pianofishh what's a happy life without any risk
Is this Penny a boy or girl? Cause it looks like a dude, yet wears make-up. The hell is going on here?
@DarkDekicDuka Nah Penny is a girl.
@mikaroni_and_cheez Born a girl or a man who thinks he’s a girl?
the discord overlay in the corner showing whos talking is really helpful!! my me has autism and i have a hard time differentiating voices :'-3
gang gang
gang gang
All I really know are Red, Chase, and Marbs
I never noticed it 😭
Autism is the reason it’s hard to hear different voices apart? That explains so much for me now lol
16:10 THAT MOSQUITO WASN"T EVEN ANIMATED IT WAS T-POSING UNNACEPTABLE BROKEN GAME 0/10
25:37 TOOK A HARD TURN INTO NIGHTMARE FUEL HOLY HELL
Penny's cries of terror in that moment are some of the most genuine ones I've seen in my life
@TheBonkleFox Not unlike her reaction to Mr X the Tank Engine
@malachiatkinson7245 or getting snatched by the hex Markiplier cast on her
I love how she asked if it was gonna kill her in-game and then it just did something infinitely worse
I wasn't scared by the cow, but I did mouth "what the fuck" when I saw that. Because why the fuck would it do that?
00:21- "...encounter mystical and terrifying creatures..."
Well, they got that right.
16:53 Oh god, them quoting Shark Tale in fucking unison with zero context is friendship goals 🤣
I keep coming back to 2:55 where Penny goes "I feel like anyone who has already streamed this game has done that" (re: choosing poggers as the game name) because like. how many people have streamed Frogger the Great Quest hsajdkhsadkjh
I preferred when Nitro Rad reviewed this and picked the name Clogger.
scorpy of RTVS streamed it and i think still has at least one or two frogger emotes!
@many8240Notably though, he named the game FEAr
@many8240alongside frogger being of the many faces of Socpens' channel
14:45 I can’t believe Frogger predicted NFT’s
The point where they started mumbling “you’re the best” was so haunting, I felt like I walked into a seance where they’re all chanting to resurrect the mystical frog deity Branque...
imdabes
That’s the ancient text of the Fellowship of the Frogger
@ChongoShow lesdoit
I wish I could match the sheer hatred and lack of hesitation in Penny's "SHUT THE FUCK UP" after she was told she wasn't the true Frogchamp.
I dont think I've ever laughed so hard at a non intentional innuendo before 4:25
I can't even begin to comprehend the original meaning of that line.
@mme.veronica735 ik right😂😂
What could it meeeeaaan
I think before I bust is supposed to mean something like "before I die." At least that's how I've seen other people take it. But even then it doesn't sound any less wrong.
@CeHee123 Yeah, I think it's meant to mean "emotionally burst"
When the cow's head started spinning, I legitimately dropped my phone in terror!
Why...? Why did you do that devs?
The nightmare
That was like this game's equivalent of the piano with teeth in Super Mario 64
"He looks like you're a 10 year old and he's gonna teach you how to mow a lawn" got an actual spit take out of me.
20:08 thanks for the shout out frogger. That was pretty epic
HAGSHSGSHA
"I no longer fear Hell, because I have played Frogger: The Great Quest."
After watching this, I think the reason they say "favorite frog" is because nobody in their right mind would buy this game unless they are some kind of frogger fanatic.
Ok, my favorite part is 15:31, because the way the story ends with Marble’s rage always makes me laugh
13:45 That exchange there was legendary. The power in Penny’s response was amazing.
The fucking bug flying into view and saying nothing but "HELLO." as he hits Frogger is the funniest shit ever
I never knew I would live to hear Frogger say “before I bust.”
I regret listening to it xD
As someone who was there for this entire stream, I can clarify that is exactly as chaotic as it looks
Ah yes, the McElroy brothers, Justin, Griffin, and Bogart
14:18 I love how the discord list on the side expanded when everyone said mmmmmm
i feel like this is kind of silly, but the artwork of Slick Willy next to his description at 21:56 is actually really fun to look at and it makes me wonder what the concept art for this game could possibly look like
Slick Willy seems like the kind of background character furry artists would have nostalgia about and draw rule34 for
games this bad tend to exude a kind of anti-smut aura that prevents anything in them from being very sexy, even if its intentionally sexy.
...
Then again, i did know a skunk lady who *really* wanted bubsy the bobcat to step on her tits, so maybe im completly off the mark.
@legoshark99 Wha- what are you- *HUH?!?!?*
he’s definitely the type of guy to end up on the “hear me out” cake, me personally? Multiple pictures of him on the cake.
One time I played a rom of this game and then that night I dreamt that frogger was describing in detail what happens when your brain isn't getting enough oxygen
14:59 That Weird Al reference is all I needed today
I like how someone saying "I'm the best" triggers two different karaoke sessions at the same time
Good thing they didn’t run into Slick Willy’s wildly less charismatic cousin, Abrasive Johnson.
11:17 fucking ended me, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time
"This fascinating creature has developed an extraordinary defense mechanism, wherein it breaks its own fuckin legs with every jump"
4:25 [WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK]
Clicking on a snap cube video and immediately hearing Mar’s voice is like opening up a cookie from Panera and realizing they gave you two cookies
SOPHIE RYAN RED MARBLE AND CHASE?!?! I HAVE SO MANY COOKIES THIS IS AMAZING
scout** not chase!!
@acapeIIIa_callilulelo This was before she came out, so she’s still credited as Chase, and she said that she’s alright with being referred to as Chase in her previous projects because that’s who she was at the time
@DaniParre oh thanks for the explanation! I was a little confused lol. Awesome to hear about that!
I never knew an alligator with a bill clinton voice could be so disturbing. The cow was way worse though. Nevermind, the game itself was the real abomination.
4:31 The genuinely perturbed “NOOoo!!” after Branque says The Line will never fail to make me burst out laughing
I’ve been dying of laughter the entire video, especially the name
B R A N Q U E
I'm not over z OGGER yet
@17thstellation
SAME. I wish they actually named it z OGGER
Oh god it’s the game Nitro Rad lost his mind playing
"That's not a gem, that's a mineral!"
I feel like this comment alone summarises this game.
That bust line either aged like milk or a fine wine depending on who you ask
13:49 -- Everyone, get yourself a significant other as supportive as that.
...Is very wholesome.
This is the game that made Scorpy go mad. Penny, sorry you tried to endure this.
wasn't it wayne that went mad? i didn't see the entire stream but i recall wayne going feral
or did they both lose it
@mozarteanchaos Truth be told, I’m pretty sure everyone involved went mad.
@E3kHatena that'd make sense
Don't forget nitro rad when was doing the frogger series
oh god i literally cried while laughing at 26:49
H E L L O
Lloyd what’s wrong with your F A C E
somehow this game anticipated that this group of friends on the internet made roz from monsters inc an inside joke. also somehow anticipated monsters inc
11:15 JUST SENT ME INTO THEMOST VIOLENT COUGHING FIT OH MY GOD??
That cow feels like a Little Nightmares enemy
23:12 "He's going to eat you like the large sensuaI lizard from Ferngully"
Frogger floating down from the sky like jesus descending from heaven only to break his legs will haunt me forever
this game is like if you tried playing majoras mask if it was an abc mouse game but you're trying to play it on xbox kinect
Oddly specific, but not inaccurate
If you're actually planning on making a fandub of this, good luck making dialogue that makes less sense.
This stream was maddeningly incredible.
This is totally unrelated to your comment but I love you profile picture!
19:03 Slick Willy: "the river princess?"
Mar: **busts**
Frogger: The Great Idiot
didn’t even need to find the princess at that point
"tad or tadpole, trevor--"
"that's actually how the McElroy brother got his name."
...trevor mcelroy ?
Travis the Frog and Griffin the Frog work, not sure Justin the Frog works quite as well.
Frogger is ruthless, he gets ganged up by bees and beats them, also he defies the food chain by making Slick Willy an alligator the superior predator get on his knees and beg for mercy
Oh god now TWO people have played this horrible game: penny AND scorpy!
Don't forget Nitro Rad
@rotomfan63 THREE?? oh god this game is too powerful
The worst wayneradiotv/snapcube overlap
Vinny played this game
@RealNoelleReal he did?? Was it on a Sunday stream?
Aw man this doesnt include the fantastic quote "who told you that was good? Ill break their arm!"
@Meowthderer you are the goat
15:57
Neil DeGrasse Tyson pops in: the vocal sac is a flexible membrane of skin possessed by most male frogs. The purpose of the vocal sac is usually as an amplification of their mating or advertisement call meaning that Frogger is using it to call the princess. Frogger could not use his vocal sac to float as he will fall.
PENNY SAYING "SHUT THE FUCK UP" AS A RESPONSE TO MY MOM SAYING "ITS NATIONAL BAGEL DAY" GAVE ME THE BIGGEST HEART ATTACK EVER BOTH MY PARENTS HEARD IT LOUD AND CLEAR AAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
5:08 I CAN LITERALLY NOT UNHEAR THIS VOICE SOUNDING LIKE LOUIE FROM DUCKTALES-
im fairly certain this entire reboot killed Frogger as a franchise, which is a big headscratcher as Frogger cant work as a franchise.
(yes im counting the other games within this reboot, even the "good" ones)
Isn’t Slick Willy a reference to Bill Clinton? That was what people called Bill, plus the accent is similar.
"I did not have sexual relations with that frog"
@theuglytomato4654 i want you to know that is the funniest shit ive ever read. I will remember this till the day i die
After the success of Metal Gear Solid, Konami needed to put political commentary into every other game. It’s only a matter of time until they bring DDR back but you can only play as Vermin Supreme smh
@MrSkerpentine I love you and this joke.
It almost makes me sad that the Snapcube/Clownhouse crew are too young to recognize a Bill Clinton impression
"I wish I may I wish I must, find a princess before I bust-"
*"Before you WHAT"*
-Noodle, January 2023
Favorite frog: The Bulbasaur line.
This is the first Sonic movie design of Frogger.
THAT COW WAS FUCKING UNNECESSARY
im sad that there's no VOD for the full stream💔
I often come back to this one for the "before I bust" part due to the chat going WILD
I can't believe your frogs are one polygon!
If this is the new snapcube's content format? i love this "friends enjoy weird shit and have fun" :))
Bug goes *Hello.*
Every now and then I come back for the HELLO bit 26:48
HELLO
MIKE WAZOOOWSKIIII
We live in a post-bust frogger universe
fun fact this video was released on my birthday. I have never watched this video before but I intend to enjoy it. thank you penny Parker
My brother said to me earlier "Penny kinda sounds like a muppet" and
I don't know why that feels accurate
Love how everyone has their normal names for the discord but chase is just: Joey Baloney
frogger is that one vid of an old man saying "lord have mercy im boutta bust"
"Can I meet the person who told you it was good?!?! I'LL BREAK THEIR ARM!!"
I SWEAR THAT THIS VIDEO IS SO GOLD ESPECIALLY TOWARDS THE END
Please, more of this game. There's existential crises yet to come.
penny i’m begging you please release the full vod
Slick Willy looks like the scalesona of Dutch van der Linde.
"i just need a lil more time froggy :)"
Watching scorpy play this and then penny play it is two whole different experiences in the best way possible
Frogger sounds like an Australian slur
22:30 "All you gotta do is kick my ass and then stand in front of my gun for a second and then you'll be on your way."
This whole video is the most beautiful kind of hallucinogenic trip.
B R A N Q U E
Name for my firstborn acquired!
this is unironically such a comfort video
Slick Willie sounded like Bill Clinton.
Wait.
Oh my god.