ObGyn Reacts: Didn't Know I Was Pregnant - Baby On A BOAT!?
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2021
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Ob/Gyn physician Mama Doctor Jones reviews an episode of TLC's "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" while teaching and commenting on the show. In this episode we see the world's heaviest sleeper of a baby daddy. And also some interesting/entertaining editing from the one and only TLC.
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Thank so much for being here! What should I watch next?
Please video on Endometriosis. Pain management suggestions??
Jane the virgin 1x01 I beg you
Birth control pills for heavy inconsistent period for teenagers (I have the combined pill to stop my periods being so bad, but have no idea how it helps) can u explain? 😁 ly mdj
The final episode of the first season of New Amsterdam if you haven't done it already
Brooklyn 99 7x06 about trying to conceive
Considering how that dude sleeps I hope the baby is never left alone with him.
lol best comment!!!
Best comment ever lol🤣🤣🤣
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Honestly. But considering he’s a dad, I don’t think he can sleep like that again.
@@MB-nb7yq Maybe but it's not like you can just stop being a super heavy sleeper. I'm a super light sleeper and would love to be able to sleep a little heavier without hearing every single noise around me. If he can sleep through several hours of her screaming, there's no way he's going to hear the baby crying.
So funny! But I get why!!
I'm laughing so much at the dad saying 'how could this happen to me' while the poor mother spent 3 hours screaming in agony while slept peacefully 😂😂
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If my partner slept while I screamed in labour, he wouldn't be around much longer 😂.
That’s the most male thing
Facts Lool I would be mad asf my child father is like that I’m like how could you sleep through me screaming pushing kicking pulling tugging I swore he was dead 😒🙁 he really can sleep through anything
Yeah, he seems like a bit of narcissist. This whole time talking about me, me ,me....
"I need a partner whose going to wake up for me" lol
My husband never woke up for our baby. I was always the one who was up and took care of her.
Point Blank Period!!
Serious. Wake ur ass up ur woman is in pain
@@roseannamanues2111I’m sorry you went through that I hope you and your baby are doing okay
Seriously. What if they had been borded and she was being attacked?
How traumatic for the mom to be alone so long and think you are dying…. I hope she got therapy. Also glad the baby didn’t come as she was stepping over the water off the boat (and came just a few moments later). Best wishes to all!
Oh, a believer. It’s called learning. It’s called being an adult. The ridiculous things therapists have told me helped me understand that they generally make things worse. One of their greatest hits is assuring you that you are a victim and NEED them
Exactly. I was picturing her and the newborn baby falling off the edge of the boat
Things white people do ... run to therapist for everything 😂
@@debbylou5729 I’m sorry you experienced that but just because your therapy ended up being unsuccessful, doesn't mean all or even most therapists are manipulators who victimize their patients. You're just scaring away ill people who desperately need help, with comments like this.
@@myunili I’m not scaring anyone away. I never even said whatever it is you’re talking about. The majority don’t know what they’re doing. I’ve known quite a few and only one admitted that it doesn’t work for everyone and if there hasn’t been improvement within a month or two, it’s time to find or do something else. Personally, I’m sorry that you’re just pretending the majority are any good. In fact, people like you cause more damage to people. People go, get no help and fall deeper into despair all because so many claim it’s the answer
I don't understand how a man can enter into a long term relationship with a woman who already has kids and and say that he isn't ready for children 😂 you already paid for the combo meal, sir
👏🏼this 👏🏼right 👏🏼here
That's a great point. As a mother, that's not necessarily the type of guy you want to be dating.
@@ANC_505 Yes! I don't understand how parents are able to be with people who don't want/like their kids.
id want to give him the benefit of the doubt and go more with he didn't want a baby at the time. We don't know he could've gotten along great with her kids and enjoyed being a step-parent a baby is a whole different story
@@anneg.9825 Towards the end tho he says something along the lines of "NOW I'm a dad" or something, I don't think you say that when you take your partner's kids as your own.
Mom: *Went through a terrifying, painful labor, alone, on a boat, in the middle of the night with no assistance.*
Dad: “How did this happen to me?”
so true!!!!
Seriously. Fire that dad, he’s a total yutz. Hope the mom gets to have some grade A therapy. I’d need it after that.
OMG this. Also, doesn't use condoms and goes "I wAsN't ReAdY i WaS tAkInG EvErY pReCaUtIoN!1" Um, no, *she* was taking the pill, you were doing f*ck all.
@@constancep7632 This right here... Also why TF did he get with a woman who had kids when he said multiple times he didn't want kids yet??
@@brooklynnbailey4356 There's a big difference between middle schoolers and babies.
She'd had TWO children previously & she had NO idea she was pregnant & in labor ?!?!? That seems crazy
Absolutely rediculous, n the 911 person n the ambulance crew... God help that kid😂😂😂
In her defense, I have three kids. They are fairly spread out in age, so my body reacted totally differently each time. This whole situation totally seems crazy to me still, but the un recognition of the pain is kinda understandable. I also had an appendicitis and it’s felt similar to labor. The pain wrapped around and it hurt just as bad in my opinion! 😂
@@susangabbard9854 Though each pregnancy can be very different and some pregnancies don’t always have morning sickness or even fatigue in whichever trimester they may be in, I think they still share similar characteristics. Hunger. Keen sense of smell. Frequent urination (not to be mistaken for UTI because there is no burning sensation). Irritability. Intense vivid dreams. Along with a growing stomach 😏 Each on their own you can dismiss, but all together…that’s a pregnancy. As far as your appendicitis, did it have similar characteristics to labor besides the pain itself? Did it come in short intervals or surges? I think it would be difficult for me to mistake the similarities if I were this woman.
@@WoWGirl6 it did come in surges actually. When I got to the ER, I thought I had gastritis 😂 when the doctor finally came in to see me after viewing the test and imaging results he was like, “so, you have an appendicitis, you told us everywhere in your abdomen hurt except where your appendix is”. 😂 Fast forward 6 years and I am now being tested for some neurological issues so most likely that’s why the places in which I feel pain are not actually the places that hurt. The human body is full of surprises. Ultimately, I agree with you though. I knew I was pregnant before I missed my period with all three of my kids. A month or so before I became pregnant with my second child, I actually had a dream I was on a dock of a pond fishing. I got a huge bite and began reeling in my line and to my surprise when I reeled it out of the water there was a baby on the end 😂. It was the craziest dream. I remember feeling bad that I had hooked a baby lol. Then when I found out I was pregnant soon after, I was like hmmm, maybe that’s what that dream was about! 😂
I think she knew but didn't want to scare her new man off
That must have been extremely terrifying for her. I mean, your body wants to push and your like “hell no, this organ needs to stay inside me!” Talk about the amount of effort she must have been putting into not letting whatever it was come out!!
Man, if you're "100% unprepared to be a father", reconsider dating the woman with two daughters.
Exactly
He’s having fun, not getting serious
That struck me too.
Totally
Okay i get yall point but there a diffrence of taking care of a baby and having a baby for life know what i mean ??
I love that him "taking every precaution" to not have a baby is asking her if she got her period that month
Lol exactly like by that time she could already be pregnant
Right? “How could this happen to me?” Well first of all dude, you didn’t wear a condom...
That would drive me crazy after approximately 1 month.
@@alexanderk.6869 this is soooo accurate! For women it is almost impossible to become pregnant, if he is not risking it (by not wearing a condom).
Once had a conversation to a guy (father of 4 by 3 women) who complained about child support and claimed they all "played him" by not taking the pill correctly. And I answered: "yeah its difficult to control whether your partner uses the pill correctly but how did they secretly vanish your condom?" And he just went away... XD
@@meinennamensagichnet "how did they secretly vanish your condom" lmfaoooo
As an antepartum nurse, I have seen patients go into labor, screaming... you name it and the dads are on the couch asleep like its nothing.
It feels like a lot of men don’t care about the pain or even an innocent child
To be fair to my husband, who slept while i really needed someone, he had just been on a long graveyard shift and was going on poor sleep anyway. He couldn't physically stay awake this time. He tried! Lol thankful I had a doula this time.
No way in HELL would I allow ANYONE to sleep in my room while I was in labor !!!!
I wouldn’t not only want to go on a boat trip with this guy I wouldn’t want go through LIFE with this guy!!
The mom: "its not mine"
The ambulance lady: "finders keepers then" *proceeds to runs away with the baby*
omg I almost spit my drink out reading your comment! lmao
@@Tippycat I literally was about to write the same thing and saw yours 🤣
@@Tippycat I think You topped all of us!!! 😂😂😂
@@Tippycat You are the next Kim Kardashian, famous for doing nothing
@@c0mput3r80y Must have me confused with yourself.
"It's not mine!" -EMT Runs away with baby-
LOL XD then who tf is it right? LOL
It is your fault that I spit apple juice all over my tablet
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@@Nami-po7eg stop please
4:57 I know I'm very late, but I wanted to mention something from my studies on tiger pregnancy! (Don't ask.)
A lot of animals usually give birth at night. It's thought this helps them to avoid predators, and most fully clean up (cleaning the newborn, eating placenta, etc) by morning so there isn't even a scent to track. So I bet that's why melatonin helps to induce labor!
Thank You
except many preditors work during the day lol
@@GoodKnight5252But it’s easier to see the predator in the sunlight.
"How could this happen to ME?"
Dude, every woman on the planet just gave you the finger 🙄
I can't get over him being in a serious relationship with a mother of 2 and saying he isn't ready to be a father. Most people like that wouldn't date a parent lol.
I think this says more about her than him.
@@shuffman8094 what???????
@@disguisedboots she never brought her children around him. She went boating every weekend. Living a separate life. It’s not his responsibility, it’s hers to set the tone of the relationship to include the children. He may have just gone along with what she was doing
My fiance is with me, a mom of THREE and he doesn't want MORE kids yet. The guy meant he wasn't exactly ready for a newborn.
@@shuffman8094 Yes, she sets the tone. But if seriously dating her, he should sound more ready to be a parent. He spoke like the children didn't exist. I'm guessing they were with the ex husband every weekend.
I read a book that was a compilation of ER doc stories. One was about a teenage girl with abdominal pain. They'd ruled out everything but the uterus so the doctor recommended a pelvic exam. She refused at first, saying no one had ever touched her down there. But finally, she agreed. The very minute he started to do the exam, a baby came out. Her mother said, "That didn't come from her." He said, "Well, it didn't come from me."
Oh my God, I had that book! That's one of the only stories I remember, because the reaction was so funny (the nurse added, "I'm fixed--hysterectomy)."
That ending had me. Guess mom and daughter were really in denial.
I need that book hahaha
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That sound crazy while also being hilarious 🤣. I need this book.
She had TWO CHILDREN already! How could it not occur to her that she was delivering her third child? OK, she was panicked, but that's still wild.
Sweet to see how the family regrouped and I love the little one's name.
Right?! I mean every other story on this show, when the woman has had a baby before, she recognizes the labor pains when they start. It's usually only first-time moms that don't know what's happening, think they're dying, until the baby pops out. This woman was in crazy denial to go all the way through labor to having the baby pop out and STILL say, "It's not mine." 🤣 Maybe it's just editing and over-dramatizing the story but I find it hard to believe that pregnancy didn't cross her mind at all even if she dismissed it quickly.
Unless maybe she had electrical (haha thanks autocorrect I meant elective) caesareans with the other two. But yes I agree. I know two women who didn’t know they were pregnant, one found out at nearly 3 months, and one at 7 months. But both were first time mums.
I’ve not had a baby yet, but I was also confused about how she had had two children and not realised? But maybe they were step children or something?
It can be assumed her last two pregnancies presented as expected, with a baby-bump and all that. If this was her first time experiencing a cryptic pregnancy, something some women don't know is a thing, then I can see why she assumed something was going wrong. Cryptic pregnancies are uncommon, less common than prolapse and if she's never felt a prolapse before she wouldn't know if it can be that painful. That combined with the panic of "I'm dying on a boat" I don't blame her for thinking that ain't how pregnancies are supposed work.
She was laboring to bring forth two babes - Matt and the baby.
"I didn't want kids right now." Sir, you are with a woman who has kids right now.😂 Edit: I know it's not exactly the same, but as a step parent, those are also my kids from day one.
That's exactly what I thought... Why get with a woman who has kids when he made it obvious multiple times that he didn't want kids???
Maybe it's different for me because my mom and stepdad didn't meet until I was in middle school, but the difference is that my stepdad didn't RAISE me. Don't get me wrong, we've had a lot of great times together. But if I had a problem, I didn't go to him. He didn't discipline me, he didn't give me advice, he didn't contribute financially to my education, extracurriculars, or everyday necessities, nor was he the first person to go to in order to take care of any tasks involved. Perhaps it's because I was used to simply going to my mom for everything. Or perhaps it's because he didn't find it was his place to intervene. Or maybe his broken relationship with his own children (due in part to a vicious custody battle) made him wary of being too involved. Either way, it freed up a lot of his time and money in a way that wouldn't be possible for a child you're actively raising.
Maybe he meant he didn't want to have kids if his own. Like he was fine with her kids bit didn't want bio kids of his own.
I think it wasn't the best phrasing, but there's definitely a difference between "I want to help you raise the children that came with this relationship" and "I want to bring a new life into the world." Especially if they're still kinda feeling this relationship out, and figuring out how he's relating to everyone in the family, a new baby definitely can throw a wrench in things.
@@catinabox3048 This is interesting. I'm a stepmom who never wanted to have my own kids, but, given my age, I knew that if I ever did find someone I wanted to marry, that person might have kids. That was okay by me. I was 41 when I met my husband. He was raising his boys, 8 and 11, on his own. They're 17 and 20 now. I always let my husband do the majority of the parenting, because that's what felt right for both of us, and for the boys. Plus, they saw their mother every weekend, and I didn't want her to feel replaced. I felt that I was more of an auntie to the boys than a stepmother. But they've recently told me that they feel that I have very much been their stepmother, a mother figure to them, and that I've done a good job. That's a lovely feeling.
Woman: screaming in pain for hours on the back of a boat, thinking she’s dying, thinking about her kids being notified of her death
Man: *sleeping* how did this happen to me?!
Yeah seriously! 😂😂😂
For Real! I'd be so fkn MAD!😆😆😆
😂😂😂
Mama Doctor Jones: What if something terrible happened.
Arguably, having a surprise baby on a boat in the middle of the night alone is pretty bad 😂
Sounds like he was passed out from alcohol
My favorite part of these, is when the mother says "What are you talking about? I didn't have a baby." while the EMT/Doctor/Whoever is HOLDING the newborn like "Okay. Then what's this?"
It's an illusion. Lol
After my first son was born, he was placed on me. I just stared at him and poked him gently. He was so warm! I was actually stunned that he just came out of me. This wasn’t my baby. He was so alien to me.
It took me about an hour to snap out of it. Once I was back in my room and not shaking anymore, they brought him to me.
Then I was scared.
They forced me to leave the hospital 24 hours later, at 11:00 pm. I begged to let me just stay until morning and they refused.
They refused to show me how to nurse him too, even after I told them I didn’t know how and could they bring in someone to help me. I tried to watch a video and learn once I got home, but it didn’t work.
The only advice they gave me, over the phone was to not give him a bottle. Well, DUH!
I felt so guilty and helpless!
My wonderful husband helped me with this. I eventually had to bottle feed him, but he helped me with the guilt of this.
I got to nurse my next two, and the hospital experience was entirely different.
The nurses make all the difference in your experience.
He said he'd taken every precaution.
What? No, she was on the pill.
That is not him taking every precaution!
I guess he figured that because he claims he asked her monthly if she had her period, that was every precaution he could have taken. In all my years of dating/ACTUALLY being married I've NEVER had a man ask "Did you have your period this month"? I call BS on that portion of their story.
@@Kristel1982 my fiance asks me regularly due to us not being ready and other circumstances. We've had too many scares too close to my last pregnancy and miscarriage to have another yet.
@@jolisyeuxlovesanime I've never been a monthly regular, mine has always been every other month for about 3 weeks. I also had my menstrual throughout BOTH of my pregnancies.
@@jolisyeuxlovesanime that's fuckin weird dude. Either he doesn't trust you to tell him or he's got obsessive control issues.
Maybe you should go to counciling before you get married because that's not right.
@@Kristel1982 you literally CANNOT have a period while you're pregnant. At all.
You had bleeding but not menstruation
That man just said "All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt." And he was not even joking.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 facts
He really needed that sweatshirt to keep his baby warm
He’s freaking selfish and self centered.
Twice (2 diff pregnancies) my cervix started softening and dilating around 16 weeks. Incompetent cervix. They gave me cervical sutures(Circlauge) I stayed in labor 4 months with contractions every 5 min. each time. If I walked I felt the head and wobbled like a penguin. Was on strict bedrest. Both of my sons are now in their 30's. Miracles!!
I have two kids. It always blows my mind how someone came to full term and didn’t feel the baby inside during the whole time. I didn’t realize I was pregnant with my second one, but the baby’s movement at 2 months was what tipped me off.
At two month?? That’s so early. Didn’t feel ONE thing until 28 weeks with my first
“WHAT IF THERE WERE PIRATES???”
Quite possibly my absolutely favorite Mama Doctor Jones quote
Also i bet even the pirates would know she was in labor
@@Rhaeine but do the pirates take dad and take off or stay to help?
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Needs the T-shirt🤣
That was my favorite too!!
“It was obscene” …. The best description of birth that nobody had the balls to say, until now. Why can’t I stop laughing
I laughed, I cried. Lol ♡
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And all I can think about is Wicked
Oh, ya he's an asshole is what I thought.
@@Jennifer-uu2eo Yeah, what a prick.
I love the progression of expressions on MDJ’s face as the EMT wraps up the baby and then takes it to the ambulance. Like, first approval that she’s keeping baby warm, heading towards mom. Then slight confusion when she goes past mom. Then shock and bemused outrage as the EMT just goes running for the ambulance. Chef’s kiss
Matt WILL NEVER wake up at night to help with that baby.
“It’s not mine” is the best example of denial ever, especially since she had already had two childbirth experiences.
That's exactly what I was thinking. It's been a while since she's given birth, but shouldn't she have realized at some point??
I dont think so. She must have blocked the Idea of being pregnant over 9 month. These are very powerfull psychologic walls you can built. There is even a phenomenom thst your belly only shows after you realized you are pregnant. For example if they showed you the ultrasound in hospital and your denial is just broken.
Also if you know you are pregnant you know what is happening and you are waiting for it.
So you start the whole process in a much more different mindset. If your body just starts cramping and bleeding your fear and panic mode takes over. Your hormones do a lot of the work during birth. But birth hormons are not working well with fear hormones. So the pain might have been much more intense. During labour I was in a kind of trance and had no feeling for time at all. I just was. Without the hormones my experiance might have been much different.
@@ameliastar_7267 It's totally normal, she didn't get 9 month to make bond and connection with the baby. She didn't know she was pregnant.
@@ameliastar_7267 some people get told they can't get pregnant or some people think birth control is 100% and it's normal not knowing your pregnant some show signs and some don't.
@@mlL3mas Exactly.
I’m always flabbergasted when women who are already mothers don’t recognize labor pains, regardless if they know they’re pregnant or not.
Supposedly some women experience cramps worse then pregnancy, so maybe
Not everyone gives birth vaginally. Sometimes a C-section is planned, in which case the baby is born before the parent even goes into labour.
There are different type of labor, she describes a perfect example of back labor. And yes even thought I knew I was pregnant it does feel like all your inside are coming out.
Labor can be different every time you have it. My mom had 5 kids. Sometimes it hurt, other times it didnt.
I have 5 kids and all were completely different. They all hurt during labor but I was 20+ weeks before realizing I was pregnant and my 3rd faked me out for the last 2 months with contractions.
And she had two children already! And still was clueless? 'It's not mine!' That is frightening! Heavy duty denial.
Is no one going to talk about the fact she said she was on the boat every weekend, but where were her children?
Maybe with the father? Only logical answer that comes to mind. 🤔🤷🏽♀️
I sure hope his sleep patterns changed after this baby was born!!!! Mercy! There’s no way I would trust my partner that slept that heavy to take care of our child.
@@charlottebuddhistvihara1354 It also really might just be he's a deep sleeper. I can only be woken up by someone shaking me, sound has no effect, I even sleep though really high pitched fire alarms, costruction and similar loud sound. Pretty sure screaming couldn't wake me up either, especially if she's outside.
Same!!!
Maybe a bit too much alcohol eh?
@@MyDuckSaysFucc He wasn't drunk he's just a deep sleeper.
My sister is such a sound sleeper that a bomb wouldn't wake her up. But if one of her kids so much as whimpered, she was up.
When she ran off with the baby without cutting the cord, I half expected the mom to be dragged rolling behind them on the gurney 😂
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Momma!!!!! At ain’t my baby!!!!!!!!
Telling your mother your mother it’s another one of them virgin birth cases.
The first thing I thought was, momma goin off to the ocean, when the EMT ran off without cutting the cord
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Lololol... I was in shock when I saw her running away!
I remember seeing this episode a long time ago but it was just as much fun again. I love this doctor’s reactions! She’s so cute!
I feel like the EMT is like 'Uhhhh wtf it's not your baby, crazy boat lady'
Same EMT: RUN WITH THE CORD
I can't imagine the psychological damage of thinking you're dying and screaming at your man for three hours and him not waking up. Labor and delivery are hard enough but the distress she was in made them so much worse, it's honestly so upsetting.
This has GOT to be the FIRST a mother has ever said, “Dat’ ain’t my baby”!!! 😅
Exactly!! I hollered out so loud when she said “it isn’t mines”. Girl it’s yours because you just had her. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Mine said, "Put her back: she's not done yet." Because I looked like my dad's mom. 😂
@@stiaininbeglan3844 that's funny 🤣
My mother demanded, “Where’s the other one?” I was supposed to be a twin (and a boy)
Nah, my friend Megan's mom reacted that way when they showed Megan to her. They look nothing alike, as Megan is blonde and blue eyed with light gold skin like her Greek father, and her Cuban mother has dark tan skin, brown eyes and black hair. For some reason her mom's initial thought was that the nurses were pranking her...
Dr. Jones- you are so adorable!! I worked for Physicians from 1990 until 2012- including an OBGYN- and one (Dr. Julia Harris) was so much like you. This episode was crazy btw! You are awesome!
Bless her, not knowing whats happening is so scary & just makes the issue more painful.
I know it’s not his fault for being a deep sleeper but I’m having second hand anger when he wouldn’t wake up!
I'm a deep sleeper but I'm not that dead
Honestly, I think they didn't tell the producers that he'd passed out from being drunk. I mean, it's possible that he sleeps that deeply during his deep sleep phase, but that doesn't last for 2 1/2 - 3 hours. But being passed-out drunk can.
Either that or the producers said "Hmmm, 20-30 minutes isn't so bad. How about we up that to 2 1/2 - 3 hours?" It is TLC after all.
Ha ha, my fmr husband during labour#2
Oh, he came home late and I was already in labour, but he wanted to go to sleep instead, and he did.
Our 3yo was my support person during the middle of the night through to early morning, until little person fell asleep because 3yo.
Hubby woke up at 0800h. Dropped 3yo off at preschool, and dropped me off outside hospital at 0930h, and 1000h I manage to get to the maternity desk (down the hall and up a flight of stairs). 1030h examined, 2cm (12hrs of "kill me" endured at this point). 1130h, purple baby in my arms. 🤣🤣
Baby is now adult and an older sibling
I know, right! Though, I can also identify with him on it! My hubby wakes up with excruciating leg crappies in the middle of the night and if I'm asleep, I don't hear a thing! You can beat me with a pillow(friends did it too me when I was a kid) and I won't wake, hopefully I never sleep through anything equal to this!
@@lunacouer 👍 Absolutely my thaughts....😳🤯😲
I learned a wise lesson: "don't run away with the baby, especially when you haven't cut the umbilical cord"
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@@PandaBear-qy8oq 🤣
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Me too. I was so ready to do that when ever I get to deliver a baby. Just run run run. Now I'll think twice before doing that.
Wahhh haa ha ha!
That baby is so beautiful! ❤ I wish her a life of health and happiness.
I cried through this whole video. That poor lady.
She went into labor on a boat and delivered a baby outside.
Him: “I can’t believe this is happening to me.”
I’M SORRY… WHAT
After his ass slept the fuck through the entire thing
I'm chalking his reaction up to fear, confusion, age and shock
I mean what he said is still valid. He went from thinking a baby was years away to having a baby with no warning. Yes, what she went through was much more intense, but he still went through something.
And then "I took every precaution" 😂😂😂😂 Did he? Was he using condoms? Then no, *she* was taking *one* precaution.
Came here to say this. TLC sure made him look like a clueless, self-centered SOB. Wonder what he's like in real life?
"All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt" just slays me. This is hilarious.
(Reminds me if those tee shirts, all I got was a lousy tee shirt)…but all I got was a lousy baby. 😂😂😂
@@stefswatchinyoutubeagain4769 I love that kind of joke. My brother got married last year, right before everything shut down for the pandemic! Anyway, he and his bride got coffee mugs for guest gifts that said "I went to (Bride) and (Groom)'s wedding and all I got was this lousy mug." They're fun reminders of a great celebration.
Simple man😂😂
I watch this show occasionally but no one else in my house is interested. I LOVE this because you say everything I'm already thinking! 😂❤
Are we sure the EMT was trained! 😳
Thought it was a uterus and ran down a slippery dockside with a newborn on a bungee jump cord.
I was waiting for the snap back! 😖
I held my breath when they said they had to give a name connecting to water, the first thing to pop into my head was 'Drop'
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Well beautiful Marina welcome to the world, may it always be kind to you. 🥰
Thanks for all the information you give it is great fun and will probably save lives. 🙏
Imagine you’re parents leaving on a trip and coming back with a whole baby 😭😂
Beats coming home with half a baby.
I’d be like, ‘WHAT THE F***!!’🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Adopted!!!
If they were my parents I would forever talk about the trip where my parents clearly kidnapped a baby and brought it home like a souvenir, lol.
OMG!! That would be so life altering!!!!!!
I love the reaction of "Oh, that small human that just tore its way out of my body? That's not mine. No idea who that belongs to." lol, glad that the baby turned out healthy and the family turned out happy. An unexpected pregnancy can be hard to adjust to even when you have 9 months to adjust, I can't imagine having zero buffering period and just suddenly being a parent.
I laughed when she said that, and then I realized, if I'd been thinking I was dying for 3 hours, on a boat, alone, thinking an organ was falling out of me, and when I finally got help they said "You just gave birth", I'm pretty sure something like that would come out of my mouth too 😂
I'd like to see a cops reaction to the it's not mine comment lol!
Process malfunction is a hell of a drug
We need more of this gold! Haven’t had a new episode of this in forever!!!
“All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt but I got a baby girl”. I laughed so hard 😂
The EMT: “this is my moment!!” - runs off with baby 🏃🏻♀️
I lold so hard. This comment wins.
I'm cry laughing at this comment. 🤣🤣😭😂😂😭🤣
If I was screaming and yelling like that and my HUSBAND didn’t wake up, that would be the last day we would be together. I get some people are heavy sleepers but damn. Can’t take that risk
😹🤣🤣yep.
I mean, someone had to say it. Thank you!!.
Sometimes sound travels in a weird way… Especially on a boat. There is background noise from the water also, but I get what you mean
I agree! That was crazy.
Amen!!!
Well the TRULY horrifying part is thank God it didn't swoosh right out a minute or 2 earlier when she was stepping over the side of the boat- where it would have fallen into the WATER and sank!😳😳😳
11:04 not your shocked faces lining up perfectly with the dramatic sound effects 😂😂
MDJ (as the woman in the episode is actively delivering her own baby): “I would NOT want to go on a boat trip with this guy, what if something terrible was happening?”
Me: “Unclear what your definition is, but I’m pretty sure this falls into the ‘something terrible is happening’ category for the rest of us.” 😂
I would also not want to get unalived next to that man, if I was screaming my guts out and he wouldn’t wake up.
Lol I didn’t even realize that. I’d hate to be around when her idea of terrible happens😅
I hope I never go into labor on a boat because I’m laughing and crying at this episode and my husband is still snoring next to me.
Same! 😂 Funny story, we almost bought a boat
AHAHAHAHA BEST COMMENT EVER
@@hannahfeldfix8361 I guess now you feel lucky you didnt!! 😂
Same, he would sleep through me screaming!
What blew me away the most was she'd already had 2 kids. How could she not know what was going on or at least suspect it?
Cryptic pregnancies are a thing and not all pregnancies are alike.
First, let me say how MUCH I enjoyed this! Truly. I know I’m going to get some heat for this, but delivering a baby outside of the hospital setting is not only safe *under the right circumstances*, but pretttyyyy secondary by the time you’ve given birth … on a boat. Unattended. At the edge of the water. JS. Great commentary, @Mama Doctor Jones!! 🙌
The part that had me “ It’s not mine “. Miss the baby literally came out of you. Plus there is no one else around unless she thought the EMT’s just happen to carry babies in their bag to plant on people. 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She must have said it out of shock, but it’s still so funny 💀💀
@@greatvalue_ethelcain right ! 😂😂😂😂 I was on the floor with that one. Awww man
EMT lady pulls magic babies out of people like my nephew pulls magic quarters out of people's ears.
Makes me wonder when its really a surprise baby or the momma is like " I'll surprise-baby this guy since he has money and a boat."
That damn stork struck again😂
Lady: “I said that’s not mine” paramedic: “what the fuck you mean it’s not yours it came from you”😂
"ITS NOT MINE! Am I speaking English?"
"Ma'am, if this baby isn't yours then I am not a paramedic. This badge says otherwise. That baby came out of you."
@@spamachuchan8824 ya I know right where else would it have come from fucking narnia the depths of hell heavens gates look lady take the blame its your kid.
shock most likely
but yeah lol
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“What if there were pirates!” 🤣🤣
These real life experiences are so scary. It makes me so nervous everytime I watch but I also love watching them.
This was definitely a funny, yet dramatic episode! 😂
Side Note: I realized your shirt brought out your eye color! 😂😊
'All i wanted for my birthday was a sweat shirt..' 🤣💀😭
All of the dad's comments were killin me.
#ohNo #notready #deadasleep
you mean #dadasleep ;)
Well, he got the sweat shirt...the EMT's. It just happened to have a baby wrapped in it too!
And the shorts in the beginning. “These don’t seems to fit the same anymore.” “No they don’t!”
Well, we know Dad can't complain about the baby waking him up in the middle of the night.
Try waking him up in the middle of the night to feed the baby. Going to need a baseball bat. XD
@@BlueSkies30 😂😂😂
My partner is like this, I took half an hour to wake him up from a couple metres away when my waters broke, screaming at the top of my lungs. We’re seeing someone for it (eventually, referrals take forever)… BUT once we had baby, he actually started sleeping lightly and went months without the episodes of being unable to be woken. It has come back since, but he still USUALLY wakes up when the now 2yo screams from his bedroom. But you never know, mums go through the most changes but I think something physically/chemically changes in dads too once their baby arrives.
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That reminded me of the 'bonk' memes
Oh my goodness that story made me tear up cause of the sisters being so excited
Your responses made an odd situation even funnier. Thank you! I’m glad they’re all okay 😂
Homey says he “took every precaution to avoid pregnancy” but that’s a lie. He did not have a vasectomy done. Moreover, he slept right through her screaming for help for 3 hours!
They wanted to have a baby in the future
Haha probably slept through the conception as well🙄
He took every precaution. He asked her if she was getting periods. Never heard him mention condoms either. My ob/gyn used to laugh at me because I always used 2 forms of birth control, condoms + something else. When people really don't want to get pregnant there absolutely are ways not to get pregnant.
@Deb G yeah, abstinence. Short ofthat, anyone can get pregnant at anytime, under any circumstance. Denying that possibility is how people end up on this show!
No form of birth control is 100%, NONE. I mean, women find themselves pregnant with perfectly placed IUDs, women find themselves pregnant after having their tubes tied, there is no way to "absolutely" prevent unwanted pregnancy outside of abstaining, no matter how much you plan. That's just the facts of life 🤷🏻♀️
She should dump that dude asap. What a jerk.
MDJ short circuiting when he said ‘how did this happen to me?’ is the cherry on top of a perfect video 😂
It's funny, but it's a fair question. She was taking the pill, so just saying "well, you two had sex" isn't a really good answer, when you take into consideration that some couples trying to get pregnant on purpose usually take some time as it is. It's way more difficult to wrap your head around that when she's on the pill.
Exactly what I came here to say! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was EPIC
That's a BEAUTIFUL baby
Lol I read this like 30 seconds before he said it 🤣 wooooow he is.... Definitely an ideal mate 😅
That was hilarious. It made me laugh out loud several times. My dog wondered what the hell was wrong with me. Lol. Lol. The bit where the mum says ...its not mine. Lol. Priceless!!!
0:26 into the video and I’ve already hit subscribe, best line ever, plz continue, I will be binge watching allot of your videos now cuz I am currently 12 weeks pregnant with my first child at 23yrs old (soon to be 24yrs old a month before I have my baby) and I love finding new super educated and smart and confident but not conceded obgyn RUclips channels so my partner and I can get a better understanding on what to expect for our first child, and we currently have a midwife/doula which I researched allot about and very extremely comfortable having a home birth with a midwife and she is absolutely the most sweetest human being ever and she’s been doing this for over 40+ yrs in different countries as well and she’s so nice and I feel so at home around her, I love your energy straight away and I feel like I will definitely be staying a subscriber!🙏🏼❤️
so let me get this straight: if a stranger gives birth right in front of me I get the baby wrap him/her in something warm, give it to the mom to hold.. and leave the umbilical cord attached until paramedics get there. Got it 👍🏼
No, you run away with the baby wrapped up while the chord is still connected. Pay attention. -.- but on a serious note, yeah, this is super useful to know and I'm glad she covered this in the video, you never know what might happen.
@@natillaamg228 😂😂😂😂
@@natillaamg228 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
You put the baby on the mom, skin to skin, wrap them together with the cord attached. She may deliver the placenta soon, especially if the baby starts nursing, which would be a good idea. As soon as the mom has delivered the baby it's not an emergency (and the paramedics probably aren't even necessary).
17:04 it was very helpful and we all learned now 😂❤️
My favorite thing about this is the woman has had two kids previously and she never suspected pregnancy even while the baby is crowning. They think it’s an organ. This blows my mind.
She had no memory of the birth of her 1st 2 kids? She doesn’t remember what it feels like to give birth.
I thought that too.
I wondered the same thing. Did she not have natural births? No contractions before?🤷🏻♀️
It's called plausible deniability. Her boyfriend was very clear he didn't want kids. She had to deny it until it came out.
I never had labor pains and I have a kid. If she had previous scheduled c sections she wouldn't know any of those feelings. I wouldn't be able too.
Loved this hilarious video with OB commentary. Keep em coming.
Your commentary makes it even more hilarious, giggling so much right now 😅
"I took all the precautions." Bro no you didn't. You took 0
I'm pretty sure he said, "we". Probably referred to her taking the pill and him making sure she got her period.
@@cherusiderea1330 so not all, but some of the precautions 🤣
@@cherusiderea1330 so….he still didn’t take any precautions, SHE did. Taking the pill and keeping track of her cycles was her doing. I highly doubt HE was tracking her cycles…
The actor who played the mother did an amazing job. My heart rate is up from how scared she sounds.
That was so heartwarming. Babies really do change people.
I agree! This is my favorite episode too ♡
I felt the stress, the worry, the get off the back if the boat NOW girl!!! Lol
"there was like rubber down there."
"it was obscene"
"There was about half an inch of something coming out."
*Baby cries*
"What the fuck is that?"
"I didn't deliver a baby it's not mine."
You guys probably did really well in Biology.
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Or, you know, they were just in shock, disoriented and needed a moment to catch up to the reality of the situation. Considering you can convince a person in shock to perform CPR on a decapitated body, I would not use people's statements in a situation where they think one of them is dying as a measure of their intelligence.
@@beardiemom I think it was a joke
I’m crying 🤣🤣
@@brandyp.9602 Yes. It was very much a joke. Although I do find the EMTs reaction questionable, yes, it was a joke.
We need a “I love this episode” count.
So basically all of them lol
5!
@@sakura-pq9xk Report
I see a drinking game!
Yes
I am currently 30 weeks pregnant and have no idea how you could possibly not realize you have a baby growing inside you lol
As a person who has lost a bunch of weight (but still lots to go) I think it would be easy to blame your diet or a plateau for why you are not losing or staying at goal weight.
People who have been dieting are used to a lower calorie intake so it can take some time for them to realize that they may be preggers.
😂 I cracked laughing when she noted the lady running with the baby before cutting the umbilical LOL😅.. such an unlimited length 😂😂😂
Well the dad is not going to have trouble sleeping when the baby wakes up screaming.
Poor mom... She will have to deal with all the nights on her own if that happens
I’ve woke my boyfriend up to help me at night only once in because he got vile towards me 😬
@@mutoidliz2320 that's totally unacceptable if my husband ever does that to me he knows imma start ripping blankets off him
My mama poured water on me to get up, I'm prepared to do the same 😂
In my relationship sleeping through everything was not a problem for me even next to the baby middle of the night I slept through it all
That’s ridiculous. You both made the baby. He needs to help.
"Did she just run away with the baby without cutting the cord?!" Why am I imagining that just off screen, she's yanked the placenta out of the mother's body and is trailing it behind her? Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!
Thank you for that image aahahahahaha
Hahahahaha 🤣😂
@@vl4394 wow 99% of the world is brain damaged.
I was thinking about that too and made me laugh so hard.
I have the mental image of her just like towing the mom behind her by the cord.
😂 did she just run with the baby 😂😂😂and How did this happen to me😂😂 and for my birthday a sweatshirt😅 this literally is the funniest video😅
I did not expect the name but I concur, it fits with how she was born! Go Marinas!
The thing that always confuses me in a lot of these stories is, as someone who has never been pregnant, it seems like someone who has already had children would recognize labor before the baby comes out.
exactly. if she already gave birth twice, wouldn't she be able to acknowledge the fact she's in labor? at least in the last minute lol
If you suspect that you were pregnant.
@@corn0flake well denial can be strong when you don’t want to have another child
If your pregnancy was very different from your first two. Showing no definitive signs of pregnancy. Dr's always say you can't have your period when you are pregnant, and I know that is true. However, what is occurring when the bleeding occurs on time every month, with your usual amount and duration. So many women that have been on these shows have said the same thing. There must be a reason....some fluke of hormones or something. It would be different if they said it was heavier or lighter than usual occurring irregularly and lasting shorter or longer amount of time. That would make most people think that it was impossible to be pregnant, and perhaps look for other causes of symptoms. Also the lack of significant weight gain. She was wearing bikinis and didn't look obviously pregnant. 5 lbs and a little tummy could easily be attributed to unhealthy eating.
Or if she had planned c sections the first two times and never experienced labour
Awe I know this was an old one but think it’s my fav episode too. Thanks for the commentary doc, your hillarious
This is too funny I laughed so much. But gosh it must have been just absolute chaos. I just can’t imagine
“What if there’s pirates?” 😂😂😂
Hey it's a valid point.
Me: so pirates of the Caribbean or Jake and the Neverland pirates?
@@stevensuarez4843 Captain Phillips pirates
Man I would have loved it if pirates rocked up while she was in active labour.
It looks like they were in like LA Calif. LMAO! Yes, there are pirates in certain areas, but you can pretty much avoid those areas. So don't sail or motor along the coast of Venezuela or the North East coast of Africa or through the Red Sea. Some parts of the Philippines and a few places in the Caribbean have pirates. There are two types of Pirates, one is opportunistic and just will come on board and steal stuff when you are onshore or in the middle of the night like maybe a dinghy or things left up on deck. The others are the ones you have to worry about, as they come on board with AK47s and kidnap you and hijack your boat, then try to ransom you back to your country. The second group is in specific places in the world and those areas can be avoided, also just buddy boating will keep you safe too. There is no real need to worry about them along the coast of the US. Well, you might get boarded by the opportunistic type, but generally, a good machete and a lot of noise will scare them into the sea! These guys are just like the types that might break into a house or go into someone's yard or garage to steal shit.
lady: *has a child and hears literal crying*
also lady: nah, thats not mine though i just gave birth its not mine. nah.
I was dying laughing at this point of the video. 🤣
I'm holding it for a friend!!!!!
@@sonjawilson28 lmaooo
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People are really pathetically stupid it's sad.
Thanks, I really enjoyed everything about this upload😊
I usually put this on in the background while I draw or knit but now I think I sweating from stress XX