The Egg - A Short Story
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- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
- The Egg
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Kurzgesagt I tried to spell your name but I accidentally summoned a demon. We watch your videos together.
This is such a nice way 2 look at it
Yoo a new replu the same day I decide to rewatch??
Ok
Hi I'm here before this blows up because of the dream smp meme
“So I’m the 9 dentists who recommended the toothpaste?”
“And the one who did not”
And you are the 9 cats who recommended whiskas
Ooooh shit
yes and you are me just a puppy
😂
@@lightbeareradonis :P
*turns on Kurzgesagt for 2 hour long car ride*
“You died in a car accident”
*great start*
jumps of cliff
oof
TRUCK ACIDDENT
Puts lollipop on nose. 🐹🐹👺🍭🍭🍭
Kunta Kinte yes
You’re telling me I’ve created this video, only for me to see this about 19 million times?
yes, i watched it 19 million times
And didnt watch it too
Worth it
So technically, I've gotten a job, been fired, AND studying?!?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I watched this video for 153160381 minutes, thus far. Waste of time, if you ask me.
“Treat others how u wanna be treated”
"So I'm the cute girl that I like?"
"And her boyfriend"
Yeah but they don't know that everyone is just u who is a time Traveller with memory loss issues.
Hello, me.
Yep no need to be jealous it's just you 😂😂
And her brother and father. :D
"So I'm the cute girl that I like?"
"And her boyfriend"
"Life is good here in Alabama"
This takes "Treat People the Way You Want to Be Treated " to a whole new level.
Ikr
Right!
KINGShaheed underrated comment
God plz be nice to me i rly hope im nice to me O.O
Literally
"I'm my professor?"
"And you're the students he failed."
That explains it xD I always joked about how I would be a harsh professor
Im you!
Lol
You're me
Well that also explains empathy.We feel others pain because even though we can't seem to relate to it we have infact experienced and will experience something similar.
Thank you!!!!!... Intelligent comment #1 !!!
That is so true I just wrote this on my journal and I now see your comment!!
Plenty of people have little to no empathy.
Something like that😊
@@spencers4121 that’s just your perspective
As Rumi said,"You are not a drop in the ocean, you are the entire ocean in a drop."
We're all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, and to the rest of the universe atomically.
@@sterlthepearl1000 wow i am smart
Beautiful
Hmmmmmmmmmm, good quote
@@sterlthepearl1000 you watched Our Universe, I suppose
If I die and hear the kurzgesagt intro playing I'm gonna scream
😂😂😂😂
Corey Steinmetz dont read my name
Hahah
Dun dun dun
Hello there, my other reincarnations.
Well, now that phrase, “ treat others like you want to be treated”, really makes sense.
Fred Anduze holy thats true
Well said, me
I’m sure in the way it’s been done here it can echo with a lot of people around the world. I’m sure even quite a few bad eggs out there will probably have this video flash in their minds before they are about to or after hurting someone. At least, I’d hope so.
Its the first thing we learn at school in the Netherlands. (:
@@danielwhyatt3278 Why? The story just told you that you're gonna be every single person. That means also the ones you dont like :P.
My mom died recently. This has been incredibly comforting for me. I hope it has been for everyone else who is seeking similar comfort or answers.
I miss you mom ❤
@@jellpigg thank you ❤️
Bro you are your mom
@@Ankit-vh5vpbro
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god told you:
"This time around, you will be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD."
This needs more likes haha.
underrated comment right here
Help im dying 😄
LMAO-
LOL
I was not expecting that XD
Gives a whole new meaning to "I've watched this like a million times"
well according to the view count, we watched this a bit over 26 millions times
@@helix4608 no not we
I watched it 26 million times
@@roham6132 They used "we" as a collective "I" since we're all the same person, which means that you are (I am) also correct.
@@roham6132 We made the word “we”, We have to abide by our own rules friend.
@@helix4608 i only watched this 6 times
I’m glad I imagined, wrote, produced and realized this movie for all of me. Thank me, I’m awesome.
Lol
I thank you for thanking me. 👍
Lol hahahahaha
Thanks me
Here is 200th like from me for myself!
YOU..yeah you. You stared in 2 girls 1 cup..twice
no 😭😭
Not again, why did I ever think that was a good idea 💀
“So I’m the one who posted this video”
“And the dumb comments below it yes”
K
hi me
So technically I'm always playing with myself
Yes
No
This makes me feel way better about liking my own comments.
best comment lmaoooo
Soo im you or you are me ?
Technically every top comment is your own. Good one, me! Keep it up ❤️
Only like your own comment after someone else liked it. Never be the first one.
Haha
Right, well I was not expecting to question my whole existence this morning.
I wasn't expecting to see a video of something I just experienced.
You're stardust.
@@schleck1234 bruh same
I wrote this
I think.. I’ll go outside today.. to a restaurant.. and go eat with my Grandma..
Also..
What’s your favourite restaurant? It doesn’t matter where you are.
i feel a tingle when i get to know that i created this video for myself to watch it over and over again for millions of times and will be also watched by myself until the life perishes from this universe. Maybe wre in a dream, maybe reality itself is fake or may be all of others are my subconscious. looks like what only matters is the knowledge and experience.This leads us to think what would happen when we die. what ever may happen we should live peacefully and making yourself and of course others happy, not bcause you love or care about every being, but because you love your self.
I did a good job writing that comment when I was you.
@@DougandAK You and i are not so different 😂😂
“So i’m the pretty best friend?”
“and the ugly one too”
Let that sink in
not until u got a warrant.
@@jubihausi6206 what does it want now
Yes. The "ugly" one is only your "shadow" of yourself which is visible only when you turn your back away from the light of Truth.
@@mysticoversoul 😂😂
"so I'm the hundredth person to use this joke?"
"and the the thousands of people who are tired of seeing it"
You're also the one who's reading this, and also the ones that won't!
randel hanson am I the only one that thinks of this like the part of infinity war where thanos gets the soul stone and wakes up in a shallow water
And we are me
Maybe
Y también el wey que te dio dislike en español
“Wow, a new video! This will be great!”
“You were on your way home when you died.”
“Ah, that’s different.”
The European Wannabe 😂😂😂😂 fr
Thats not different for Kurzegasagt :P
telling a fake story with the authoritative voice of kurzgesagt is the worst idea ever
Yue funny because it’s trending to be the most viewed video from this channel. “Me talking to myself”
Cant beleive other me sent this before i did
Took "I'm literally him" on another level
I can't believe I watched this 31 million times.
Just popping in to say hi to my fellow me's. Also, here's a weird thought experiment sort of thing; scroll through the youtube trending tab. The faces in the thumbnails are all you.
So I’m a shitty president.
Edit: Now I’m a better president!
I'm welcome!
@@H1storyRemembers yep!!
@@H1storyRemembers My first thought too. 😬
Now the “you’re weak” “I’m you” meme makes even more sense.
WHOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'´RE RIGHT
@@juanmateo4023 WE'RE right
unoriginal name I AM RIGHT
420 likes bro
Mena The Official WE ARE RIGHT
"I'm Rick Astley?"
"And everyone who has ever been Rickrolled."
Ooh
Underrated comment
lol
Oof
lmaoooo
God had to make this so he could stop explaining it to us every time we died
"Wait. I'm Kurzgesagt?"
"And all the people who they've given an existential crisis"
Yes
So I’m you and you’re me and we’re both keanu reaves
@@SanaKhan-vi8kc and I m u too
And im a twitter bitch too?
hi me
“Treat others like you would like to be treated. “
treat yourself the way you want to be treated by you
thx me
If only religions had this kind of philosophy, the world would be much better since you'd believe that treating someone else nice is also treating yourselves nice
Said Kant
@@NitoSama Jesus actually said this haha, christianity is just ruined by other people
*this takes treat others how you want to be treated on a whole another level*
Raid Falxon7593 That is so true
I was thinking the same!
Imagine your whole world dying before you could become that all mighty entity
Yeah Same as the Golden Rule... nothing new
In a way thats the whole point of the video xD
Yo other lifetimes, how are you?
Trying to get laid😢
Doing well, work is tough and so is school. Keeping up with everything along with my relationships is tough but I’m trying my best to manage; things always get better. thanks for asking :) how are you my friend?
@@I_Like_2_Laugh doing good. I feel very confident today which is not usual so im doing well :) hopefully i can make some long lasting friendships
@@Wander___lust That's great! seriously I'm so glad to hear! having confidence can be so difficult sometimes! took me a long time to truly love and accept myself for who I am.
And I'm sure you can, you seem lovely to talk to! Cliché advice but just be yourself, that's when the real people come. it can be so hard sometimes but don't be afraid to let your weird side shine through. Growing up isn't about becoming more serious; it's about understanding when to be serious and when you should let the weird side of yourself shine through.
@@Wander___lust I'm trying to get laid🥲
You know everything will be alright when you hear kurtzgesagt voice after death
"Your wife is glad you're dead."
Samuel Lussier so I’m glad that I’m dead? I mean..we are everyone...soooo....
When you hear your own Voice***
Oh why thank you, dear old me
you mean my voice
*Must be tiring having to explain that to me every time I die.*
I can expend the day answer all the Whys my kid (my younger version of me) asked me. I think when we are a father, is good to see the answers starting to form in our offsprings...
Time doesnt exist for God (or that one anyway). Probably for him its as easy as breathing
Not really the gap between birth and death is pretty big
@@SaiTheForgotten I find it kinda disturbing raising my child to frick with himself
Chocolate Mint Well, God exists outside of time and space and doesn’t experience exhaustion nor does He have a need to sustain Himself. So I don’t think He’d be tired.
"So I'm a murderer?"
"And all the people you killed"
Super confusing i know
@@zahidamujeeb7677 I think this guy meant suicide
Mr Mistery honestly I hope this is true,rather than just dying and nothing for eternity
@Mr Mistery what if you are just having a psychosis? I believe people who take acid and come back like this most likely suffer from a psychosis in my opinion. Ive taken acid and have friend who tookm acid(not for partying) and they didnt come out like this. some did
But why must we become God?
If there is already a God, then it would be a piece of cake for God to produce a perfect God easily.
So why are we to suffer living trillion times near endlessly to become god? The Egg seems like the most sadistic torture in the entire universe.
I know this may sound crazy but its the first time I hear about the egg theory but I have been thinking about this my entire live so I am not the only one who thought about this
yes, I'm searching people that also thought about this rn I found 4 people like you and me
“So I’m the kid that told me I’m getting banned from Xbox?”
“And his dad that works at microsoft, too.’
Yes
No but actually yes
Haha, what a nice joke i made! In a different life that is...
I laughed so hard at this
I’m ur thousandth like lmao
Someone: "So, do you have a religion?"
Me: "Oh yeah. I'm an eggist."
XD, i am an eggist for sure
Why, what, how, where, when, did, didn't I, you, us, everyone, no one, nothing, everything, will, was, now, are, aren't learning, feeling, know, hear, watch, experience, about this, that, video, film, tape, scroll, tale, story, prophecy, memory, information, ?, !, .
You mean we are all the same eggist🤔
Uuuh, That's eggy!
part of us are part of an eggist
“So, I am the 99.9% bacteria that died?” “Yes, and the 0.1% that survived.”
I am the hut
And the man who out pizza'd him
@@atomicbuttocks ajsklafalaao
Grabs more more bleach. That cant do
Aight I'm 666th like
*0.01%*
7:36 bravo👏👏👏👏
I came to this video expecting to learn more about eggs, I didn’t expect to question reality.
Crite Spranberry lol me too
Same
Same
You mean, me, and you... and that kid who always peed besides me when all the other urinals where free.. WE WERE ALL THAT KID
Same
Comment section is just filled with *Spidermans pointing at each other*
Carefully, I'm a hero.
Jonathan Valenzuela **we’re a hero*
@@saintlaurent4902 OUR ANTHEM PLAYS
@@saintlaurent4902 We are Groot.
This was so unexpected when i came to the comment section and im so happy it is here
Person: “How many times have you told me this exact speech?”
God: *chuckles*
Oh my, thats a lot of speeches m' lord
That's how you entertain your cruel mind?
Could he even have said it at all?
246735472764663726452 to the power of 69 to be exact
King Of Random hi me
Once to god because he's explaining it to all of them at once probably through every iteration.
I come here every time I’m feeling a little bit down, and for some reason this video always gives me some sort of hope or inexplicable peace
Same. Its odd
hi me
"Why would you like to report this video?'
"Because I'm in this and I don't like it"
You will hate yourself someday if thats the case
@@AlexVanguard I hate myself for making this silly story and passing it off to people looking to illuminate ignorance. Sometimes I shit the bed and people still applaud.
LMAOO.. same
@Amin what?
@ApsterNapster because r/iam15andthisisdeep
“I’m kurzgesagt?”
“And you’re all the birds that died”
woah woah woah woah
*WHAT*
@Nate Bekin WOAH
wait so im johnny sins?
"Also You're The Blackhole That Ated Whole Thing..And Died"
lol ‘i’ kicked my ass off .
I came into this thinking it would be about “which came first, the chicken or the egg.” I am now a changed man.
Chandler Jones It was both, they’re the same.
Same
EGGxactly!
There is no befor and after
@@cytheexcursionmodule8047 *happy The Cable Turned on Cade"
made me tear up a bit
Imagine crying over a video💀oh wait that mean I cried in this video and if you think what is this guy saying that mean your saying this because you are me and me you (if u read all of this respect for u me)
@@nelion.24 i just replied to myself to me crying over a video that i made
@@tequilajoseph6113 wait you actually right or nah im actually right😂
Congrats I now have self respect
This gives a new meaning to “You are not the clown, you are the entire circus”
Maza aaya
...Maza aaya
so the bible depiction of god like in this story. we are created in the image of god and we are childrens of god, or you only the only son of god. fascinating.
@@ernestkhalimov9368 it's hindi and it means felt good or tha was interesting
@@artsyabin8145 kuch bhi kaho... but maza toh aaya
Chef: how do you like your eggs?
Me: Existential
You mean (puts on sunglasses) eggs-istential?
😂Good one me, good one
Cool stuff, me.
@@chrismain7472 Hah. I'm pretty funny sometimes.
:)
"You were on your way home, when you died."
_Well_ *That escalated quickly*
so I'm dead and alive at the same time?
*were*
Im you, but better
and it does.
Whats crazy to me is that stuff like this has popped into my head since i was little, i thought up the egg theory in elementary school (more on the one soul ideal than the egg part) and i remember reincarnation being the catalyst behind the thought
“i’m hitler?”
“and the person who rejected him from art school”
Twice
Hahahaha, niiice.😆😓
I hate you then. well I technically hate myself.
Ben Mcg fucked up
Literally lmao xD
"So I'm Kurzgesagt?"
"And everyone he gave exisential dread too"
How? This video is so optimistic, this seems more interesting than going to Heaven when I die.
@@tnl-warrior3218 Ironically this is one of his only videos that haven't given me extesential dread, but I'm an Atheist and still don't belive in the afterlife so lifelong extesential dread it is!
@@seethelight657 are you seriously copy pasting this everywhere here? Stop trying to push religious beliefs on people, especially on a science channel like kurzgesagt. I assure you that your target audience is not here
@@thekodex1186 well I can't help u with that one. It's up to you to choose your beliefs
@@tnl-warrior3218 Yeah, it really is unfortunate I belive in ultimate nothingness after death but its the most logical option and I always have to prepare myself for the worst
"Hello myself" to everyone.
Interesting
Oh no eren don’t kill us
Hey your prob older than me but I could be the older version of you💀
Hello me, I'll be you in 'future', Or maybe I already have been
How have I been?
Damn, 5 years late to this animation. Easily my favorite short story. Read it for the first time in a course I took in college, “Philosophy of Religion” absolutely blew my mind. I think if everyone read it and gave it a little bit of thought, the world would be a kinder, better place.
“I’m Karen?”
“And the billions she fired”
Always have been
You're Karen and also the manager :D
Lol
"And the ones who got revenge on her"
Best comment here! 😂 😂 😂
Me: *Wants a video about eggs*
Kurzgesagt: "You died."
Dark souls stuff right there
time to push "retry"
Me thinks that there will be respawn button like minecraft
*_Dark Souls has joined the chat room_*
Does that mean that every incarnation of you that has a favorite video game will get a special respawn screen when you die XD
''And I am also a clown?'' you asked
''You are the entire circus'' I said
Teehee
😂😂😂
Epic gamer moment
ahahaha
Tru
This video genuinely changed me for the better. Thank you Kurzgesagt
“So I’m John Cena?”
“And all the people who couldn’t see him”
lol
Jajajajajaja
Let's go Cena,
Cena sucks....!!!!
Lmao again
@@memedavila Don’t say that about yourself.
Kurzgesagt : You live inside a simulation with other simulated people.
Also Kurzgesagt : *The Egg*
EGG
The EGG is the simulation!
cool down, this is something akin to a poem of what are we, it' s very deep by the way.
also we are one, and one we are.
eg
"so, no officer."
"i did not kill them."
" I sacrifed myself""
LMFAO
nice one bruhh😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh
lol
Bro why are you talking to yourself?
You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out you've gained all the experiences it had
My 4th Grade Teacher: "The world doesnt revolve around you."
Andy: *Hold my stories*
Ha ha.
The Reddit FBI do you realise you are the 4th Grade Teacher of your, and you are Kurz as well, and you are me typing this things?
@@mihaibradu6125 Yeah, lmao
Andy*
'I think therefore I am' One can only be certain of its own existence.
"I'm the spiderman pointing at himself?"
"and the spiderman pointing back"
Yo wassup past me or the future me
@@icecoldben1656 hey me
Greetings and salutations other me(s)
Hi, me!
PERFECT COMMENT
“Well of course I know him. He’s me.”
Yeah, you're the god, I'm a god too, everyone is a god
Your me!
Ok ben kenobi 😂
😂
Kenobi?? KENOBIIII !!!
I can feel your presence so close, SO CLOSE.
It's me, Darth Maul.
i love how this is explained, the monotone voice. comforting.
Beginning of the video: "Oh, cool. A video about the evolution of the egg. Neat!"
End of the video: *has existential crisis*
Me too. We too i mean.
Damn
I feel yo... I mean myself?
@@ejikmeister3757 Me (us... you... what?): WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Me too. I mean, we too.
"You're driving home and you died."
Ah, hate when that happens!
Man,i hate when that happens it happened yesterday to me
@@johnygamr9535 same dude.. it sucks.
Lol
I clicked on this seriously just expecting a Kurzgesagt breakdown on the biology and evolution of eggs
"What came first? The chicken or the egg? The answer might suprise you."
Same
Stephen Chow the chicken
@@Jo4iah It was the egg
Same
Listening in on this in a led lit room on acid will have you deep into the rabbit hole
Not acid but I have seen this vid on shrooms. Was my first time watching it. It was beautiful
This brings the meaning of "Your largest enemy is yourself" to another level.
true
Legit
Fact
I think this is the message of the video to be honest
@@rodrigolyra7312 Bro, screw off, jeez. Stop trying to find "wholesome" messages in every-fucking-thing, you unbearable twats. You're that literature teacher that overthinks the blue curtains.
Brings a whole new meaning to, "Why are you hitting yourself?"
U n d e r r a t e d, wait why am I talking to myself.
"Go fuck yourself" is another haha remember great minds think alike
Why am I making RUclips videos that make me cry?
Whole new meaning to "go fuck yourself" too
Rafel Jaggai 😂
Bully: “you’re weak”
Me: “I’m you”
Baking Soda BRUH
Lieutenant Blockster Baking Soda
Ahem. I think you mean BRUH WHAT THE F
Good one dude
Thug life 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Bully Punches Himself..
Coz Himself is weaker than Bully.
I was subconsciously told to make this video and watch it millions of times so that the god didn't have to explain it that billion amount of times.
This makes me want to be nice to everyone I’m talking to.
I once saw a user icon that looked like a hair, I tried to brush it off, then I laughed.
I made myself laugh.
Marta Reitmajer Exactly the point 🙂
Unless...
I'm not talking to anyone, guess I don't have to be nice
Marta Reitmajer also makes me want to kill everyone for to be god earlier
Just remember when you get rob you’ve actually made an investment
hahahaha...I was reading all the solemnity...and then this!...I cracked! I enjoy acid smart so much!
But at the same time... you rob yourself.
ghostgirl true but that version of your self didn’t have what he have before he rob you
*mandatory investment
StOnkS or WeLtH
The best end to the story would have been.
"By You
Animated By You"
In the credits.
So underrated comment right there
Yeah i get the joke, but then no one gets credited.
@@desichalkos5627 Solution: Show each person's name in the credits briefly, before it shimmers and changes to "You".
@@AgentParsec God that would be so damn cool lmao, like an easter *egg* of sorts at the end of the video
Good idea!
In the story, my father told me that I am not a god yet. But if time is just a thing of my universe, the word "yet" doesn't mean anything. So am I a god and not a god?
“So I’m Rick Astley?”
“And everyone he rick-rolled.”
And I'm a porn star?
And everyone who masturbated to it
sayaadalahbudak “and everyone who said porn was bad”
And Im also Hitlerrrrrr
lost hard
"so, im karen?"
"and all the managers shes spoken to"
Wowwww lmfaoooo
and all of the employees that were fired because of her
10/10 comment
Lmao yes
Who Is SHE?
"so I'm a Nigerian prince?"
"and the billions he tried to send his money to"
can confirm, am the Nigerian prince and the billions i tried to send my money to
Would you like to send you some money? You would appreciate it thank you.
Bruh
Nigerian Prince! Oh, there you are! I've got your money!
Remember that 1.3 million? It has grown with interest. Please send me your all bank information, and necessary money for processing fees--so I can send your money. Please hurry before time runs out.
@@PeterTheVald You should put your bank information in here? If so you should maybe reconsider that before you get scammed m8. You take care regards- you.
I’m going through depression right now can somebody please like this comment in 4 months and I’ll tell you how I’m doing
its been 13 days bro, how is it going? my life changed after the day I watched this more than a year ago. I'm 100% sure you'll get better
Hope you’re ok me
How have you been doing? Remember that everything is gonna be ok. Take care, hope you're well
@@antonioventuraiii7885thank you sm for responding to me I’m doing much better but still a lot more room for growth
@@v0780hope your ok me
(Me: thought it was about chicken)
Kurzgesagt: "you were on your way home when you died...."
柳子賢 i was like uhh wrong video?!
Well THAT escalated quickly!
柳子賢 same thing
I was like “wait what?”
So eating a chicken & broccoli is also eating yourself? What about the trillions of cells & bacteria? We fighting & winning & losing ourselves? Myself = Ourselves?
"So I am Chuck Norris"
"No, Chuck Norris is you"
lunatic devotee
underrated comment
No, we are.
Big smart
@@cubitsinformatica7544 actually ur an UNDERRATED comment
History books are just a big book of my achievements and oopsies.
Cool thought
We were once karens
80 versions of me liked this comment
@@tunaermis1000 87 now....😁
@@tunaermis1000 uuum...110 now....
This gives a whole lot of meaning to the saying "We are the universe experiencing itself"
Officer listen, we didn't steal my car you're just borrowing it from myself.
S L so communism is the answer
instant arrest + psychological watch.
@@pinkpanther8427 i can't throw me in there!
666 likes
wow...
Who knew "No YoU" was the Ultimate philosophical comeback
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMMG..NOOOOOOO
lol
I don't get it, can you explain it to me?
And quite trippy and existential lol.
"I'm Palpatine?"
"And you are all of the Senate."
Albert Guo they’re the same person though, so obviously
Palpatine is the senate
But I am the senate
It's treason, then.
Parthiv Nair AAAAA
Took me 32 million rewatches to actually get the message why am i so dense
-So I’m Adolf Hitler?
-Yes and you’re also the guy that killed him
Wait hold on-
@@theseusswore did I stutter?
@@dolphinmainkhalifa Mm no move on move on
@@dolphinmainkhalifa well no but
Hmmm this a little sus
"So I'm John Cena?"
"And everyone who couldn't see you."
underrated
hahaha
Lame
@@odonnysville3013 no
@@matthewsutton2615 Who pissed in your cereal, bucko?
"You die" 5 seconds in.
Is this a new record?
Until they make a video entitled "you died", or "you're dead" 😂
damn spawn-campers.
What if you just kill your self until you have killed every person there is? Fastest way to be born as a god???
I didn't understand what you're saying
Truck-chan at it again
he must be really patient to answer the dead guy's questions each time he dies
“So I’m a Karen”
“And the ones she annoyed”
hi me
Hello! I’m you
Hi me
Lol
Hiya
To me this wasn’t scary, it was beautiful, it felt more like a warm wave of comfort and realization
wat this is so scary, there is so much pain!!!!!
@@Victorgreat4 not really
plot twist: you are the only one that did not "im [insert something here]" meme
@@sleepyevelina huh
@@Victorgreat4 what? Where is the scary part idiot?
“You were on your way home” ok
“When you died” OH.
By you, yourself.
But you are everyone