50 State Stereotypes (in 2 minutes)
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Indiana's wasnt even a joke, it was just the truth
When you pass the state line into Indiana, it literally says, "The Crossroads of America" haha They know it too.
i have lived in indiana all my life and i can confirm
What's sad, is it's true.
T_bus
Wrong state. . .
Inazuma Mori
Don't judge me, I'm from the UK :(
FLORIDA "The more North you go, the more South it gets." Couldn't be more true.
LMAO, took me a minute.
Same thing in Michigan :(
Except for the weather, we call 65 normal and Florida would consider that winter
Absolutely true
I live in Tallahassee and yup, this is true
"Even our amish will fight you"
As a native Pennsylvanian, this is beyond true.
Same
I'm not from PA, hell I'm not even American, though honestly Pennsylvania is a state that already intrigued me as it is, but now I wanna go there even more just hearing this
@@IncarnationOfNeutrality Never piss off the amish, they will give you that old-timey asswhooping.
I mean Philadelphians killed hitchbot
@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Immediately. It was on sight.
"Great schools... cause theres really nothing else to do."
Never before have I been so offended by something I completely agree with
Aside from bragging about Yale, you are at least within driving distance of New York City and Boston.
Hey we’ve got a coastline. Better than most of the boring flyover states.
@@crixxxxxxxxx in Oklahoma we’ve got mountains, plains, desert, and forests all in the same state. It’s actually a shame people don’t know more about it but at the same time it’s better without all these California license plates I’ve been seeing lately
@@YomamaAhippo Basically Arizona except without the plains and you have trees growing out of boulders and cacti growing in pine tree forests
Can’t forget about new haven pizza 😰
"the more north you go the more south it gets" fucking accurate
Yes, very accurate. I'm in Central Florida but I've been to both sides
Can verify as accurate.
Honestly North Florida and South Florida should be different states. People are so different. Do they have Publixes up there???
AllyGal1231 I think Publixes are throughout all of Florida, but I haven't checked
Adam W Yeah, I'm pretty sure they do too lol. I'm just...we're so different
as long as everyone gets offended, we're all fine.
Buff Muffin "All men are created equal". XD
After seeing this, how could we not be?
I'm from Oklahoma.... I'm not offended because it's true...
I'm not offend I am very proud of Walmart
What? I love our potatoes!
As someone from Florida, I can confirm that going more north in Florida will lead you to experience more southern culture
I’m from South Florida, and it’s basically it’s own culture compared to the north. We’re a lot less southern and a lot more Hispanic
@@jackmaniscalco3392 that's what being in Cuba's zip code does to ya. If it ain't actual Cuban immigrants/defectors, it's the reminants of the club/city culture they left in the 1950's.
South florida man here, Miami and jacksonville are very, very different. I am glad I don't live in Jacksonville
@@jackmaniscalco3392 Haitians are the biggest immigrant group in Broward
Agreed, but then the more sallsy go, the more Australia things get. I really don’t want to get any more yellow fly scars, And run into any other prehistoric creature that was extinct billions of years ago except for Florida
"Farming from the future, textbooks from 1925."
As someone that was born and raised in Kentucky, I can safely say that this dude was 110% accurate😂
Agreed half of the books in my school was badly falling apart
@@jadeTheFoxCat Same. In my school, there were either books that looked like they ain't been touched since they were made, and others that looked like they've been to hell and back lol
And that ones that didn't have ANY damage on them had some interesting art in them😂
Only way you can know everything about the 48 states
*aliens furiously take notes*
hisssss
Can't wait for them to get to the states that weren't accurate.
You again!!!
I found you on a 6 year old firework unboxing
stop being everywhere
I waited until i saw my state, then I realised i'm from germany
Same
Hndo i realized you were from germany when you spelled realized realised.
ahhh Illinois natzis
eric o hater fan club lol sma for life nazis*
do you americans really spell realised with an z? I had British english in school and we always wrote "realised" with an S. But actually who the damn cares its just a letter
Being a Wisconsinite, I expected the Wisconsin stereotype to just be him saying “cheese”, but it was much better than that
I'm halfway convinced heavy drinking makes you better at driving in snow. Country people who make foie gras in their guts every weekend drive way better than the city people.
WISCONSONITE WHAT
Same
@@catra1733 yep
@@toilet_cleaner_mando NOT let him cook
As a Californian, I am both flattered and offended at the audacity of how accurate this is
😁
Same
i mean, indiana's state motto is "the crossroads of america", so we really are just the state you drive through to get anywhere interesting
All my fondest memories involve long drives with family
Yep. Pretty much
Gringos:I feel embarrassed
Latinos:Help him is pregnant
Embarrassed and pregnant you sounds almost the same in Spanish
Yep we also have corn so much corn, and you can’t forget the potholes
fr 💀💀
*Looks for state then gets triggered*
Tominos! I can confirm the Texas one to be true.
TheGrayGhost may be surprising, but as with Michigan.
Actually the only one i agree with is my state xD
TheGrayGhost i second that
Justin the Pokémon master I just think people get triggered when people generalize America (fat, stupid. etc.) because it doesn't line up with their experiences (themselves, their friends, acquaintances, etc.), however most of those generalizations are well founded as the population is huge. and there are bound to be many more idiots and obese people, and *_insert stereotype here_* than we see.
Oregon: "dreadlocks on Caucasians"
Me, a Caucasian from Oregon with dreadlocks: *critical hit*
Portland?
@@trashmammal9203lmao
I think it's cute tho heheheheh
“No, seriously, we’re a state” for Rhode Island is amazing.
@@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 i never seen anyone who thought rhode island was part of new york
@@tinextra6284 Ran into a few in the military
@@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 A state should be able to keep a stadium and baseball team that was a part of many kids childhoods. Save Mccoy stadium
@@tinextra6284 This state manages to screw everything up
@@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 except ur beaches
"People care about us at election time."
Yes, yes that is so true for an Ohioan
Lol
You know how the saying goes: No Republican has won the presidency without Ohio
@@KamsPoliticalPredictions Hehe
Yes
That's about it
Plot twist
*He filmed all this in the same state*
Anders Lodin XD u made my day!!! LOLOL
Anders Lodin yeah, California.
Anders Lodin it looks like LA
I live
in Wyoming, srsly?!?!?!?? So what if we have a bigger land size than Rhode Island but a smaller population. We have #2 best schools in the nation!
GamingWithFish Playz
Easy to do when there's 2 schools
“The more north you go, the more south it gets” As someone who moved from south Florida to North Florida, I can confirm this for 87% of north Floridians
“Everything is bigger, even our morons!”
God almighty I felt that as someone living in Houston.
I want you to know that I read this in my head with a southern casserole-church-lady accent
"Dreadlocks on Caucasians."
"Richer hippies than Oregon."
As someone who lives more or less on the border between OR and WA: Yes, and Yes
As someone who has lived in both NC and SC they're both accurate.
I've lived in both, and _yes, just yes_
hello fellow vancouver-ian / portlander, i too cross the border to buy stuff without tax
@@kaypoh2589 cross over for tax free stuff, comes back to avoid tweakers and weirdness.
Ah the couve!
“Gay marriages on maple syrup farms” how the hell did you just describe my home state in a sentence
Honestly made me want to move there.
I mean I don’t think we have too much to complain about honestly.
how did I instantly know this was Vermont without even watching the video
It’s really gay there?
Now I want to move to Vermont
"Footbawls, drawls, and overalls"
As someone who is from Nebraska I can confirm this is 100% true
Did this man actually travel to all 50 states? If so, respect
No lol he just traveled around LA. I grew up in the Ventura county area so I recognize the signs in the background that say “Woodland Hills”, “Lake Sherwood” etc.
damn I feel betrayed@@95grom
I'm pretty sure all of that was California
"The more north you go, the more south it gets." lol no truer words about Florida have ever been spoken.
Kristen Shoemaker The best part is, I'm not sure if he means South as in the Southern States, or South as in goes downhill fast. Probably both.
Kristen Shoemaker That was my first impression driving through Florida lol
Kristen Shoemaker I don't get it.
the more north you go in florida the more conservative and bigoted it gets, the more south is typically way more liberal
Kristen Shoemaker IT'S SO TRUEEEE
All the comments: "We all know you watched this just for your state."
Me, from DC: bruh
So you get 2 states!! Lucky You!
*mutant*
freak
Washington DC the Capital wasteland
I’ll do it for you!
DC: If Gary, Indiana was a state
As a Marylander I always find it hilarious how everyone thinks that we’re seafood eating machines 😂
Yeah born and bread and raised in Maryland and I’ve never really liked blue crab. Not been a big seafood person either. I mean if people new the garbage that is in the Potomac and by extension the Chesapeake I doubt people would eat it as much there. Funny thing, i grew up in Charles county which had the Potomac surrounding it so I was never more the 10 minutes from the river. I now live in Northern MD and am still only ten minutes or so from a much smaller portion of the Potomac. When I lived in Virginia I literally had a view of the thing. I guess I can’t escape the Potomac. What a strange epiphany I just had.
Also LOBSTER?! Clearly it should have been blue crab.
As a pennsylvanian who lives basically right on the border, I am just foreign enough to be able to get away with eating copious amounts of crab when I can get my herr's chip dust streaked fingers on it, with a wawa sandwich wrapper as a plate, without "pandering to sterotypes".
I live in Maryland, and I'm also half-Japanese so I actually am a seafood gobbler
I was born in Maryland and my parents, especially my mom are OBSESSED with seafood ☠️
Anyone who has spent more than a few minutes in Baltimore will happily attest that Maryland is the one state he got way wrong.
Okay, as a foreigner basing my choice solely on this video, I would love to live in South Dakota. No downsides, just being better than the northern neighbor.
The governor is hot too.
As a general rule for America, the north is empty, the middle (east-west) is empty, the coasts are expensive and everything else is weird
@@mirzaahmed6589 she's literally as bad as one can be at her job, though. Her job as governor is literally to represent the people and she immediately vetoed the people's majority vote when it meant she'd lose some income.
i am from south dakota and it is true we are way better than north dakota
Idaho?
"the more north you go, the more south it gets" florida COULD NOT be more true
Yup anywhere north of Orlando is just Alabama. Orlando and below is the best
Hahaha he nailed it hard
I didnt get it at first, but then i lived in FL for 6 months and yeah :)
works the opposite in michigan “the more north (and west) you go, the more south it gets!”
@@pdb2k154 nah chief, yeehaw florida is where its at 🙌. City people are some of the most backwards people ive met, mostly cuz they fetishize minorities like myself instead of prioritizing being a useful member of society 😴
Oh I thought the Alabama one would be something about keeping it in the family
Same lmao
This is an older video so the incest jokes werent really in uet
Same
Yeah I was expecting it too and I'm from Alabama
Incest jokes are funny until you move to Alabama and realize people weren't joking about this place
As someone who lives in Alabama im glad he didn’t make an incest joke 😂😂
Yeah cause I’m from here n Louisanna too am I’ve made out with multiple of my family members no hate plz
@@CutThro4tVanGoughayou are one brave soul, i’ll say that
Oh he probably did want too but just chose not too😂😂
Yup the Alaska one is so true. Seasonal desperation is so real there. Everyone is severely depressed from fall to middle of spring. Which was probably what most people my age were doing drugs, sneaking out, and doing other stuff that shouldn’t happen while in 7th grade. (So glad I left after 7th. I really couldn’t take the depression I actually had in the fall. It was new and horrible it was to the point where it was hard for me to sleep, and I was scared to go to sleep to be alone with my mind. That was terrifying) now in Arizona 3 years later it’s sooooo much better. That’s why I’m glad we moved to Arizona where there’s sunshine.
What is there to do for fun in the Last Frontier?
You traded extreme cold for extreme heat?
North Dakota: somehow even worse than South Dakota
South Dakota: at least we're not North Dakota
😂😂
It's true
I completely agree! 😂 I go to college in South Dakota
Bre Kerr yeah we kinda insult North Dakota a lot XD
Ethan Dannen I know!! It's so fun 😂
NDSU! Go Bison!
We all know what we thought Alabama would be
This was made in 2011. It was relevant for the time.
A L A B A M A I S R A C I S T
Jake Cain oh, right. Sorry, I don’t know any of Alabama’s state history past 1964
Incest
Im glad it wasn’t
“Atlanta! We’re kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though.” Truer words about Georgia have never been spoken.
Unless your a Yankee turned Atlantian that is the opposite...most of GA will avoid going to ATL at all costs.
@@TheLordOfNothing Those of us who live here feel that way, but I guess not the rest of it. That’s kind of the point.
As a Tennesseeian, I would like to say this is entirely accurate. I’m from Memphis and newbies be like “i was thinking more people would talk abt elvis”
I'm from the state just under you. Some college aged barista at a cafe near me goes to GA Tech...I have an Appalachian accent and she said it was the first southern accent she had heard while she was down here.
As a russian, this had been very educational, thank you
Lmao
Feel free to invade any time
you cant be watching yt you got ukraine to invade
I'm a Russian-American and I can confirm that I am not a spy
So which of the 50 states would you like to get stu- I mean visit?
Everyone watched this in anticipation of their own state
That’s why I clicked lol
no shit
I'm not even from the US lol
Thug Taters yo wtf dude 2nd video
I post videos of eggs every day
As an Iowan I am extremely offended. You didnt even mention that we have a caseys in every other cornfield.
“Atlanta, we are ashamed of the rest of it though.”
As a Georgian, if you sit through 285 traffic, you will quickly change your mind about that.
God I hate The Perimeter. I'm itching to move back to rural GA when the time comes.
You know you watched this just for your state.
Mae Hope yeah
Mae Hope I am dissapointed
Yep and Atlanta is the crapiest part of Georgia it's we're all the crazies ade
Are
Either I’m stupid or Ohio wasn’t there
"the more north you go the more south it gets ." Truly Florida
sweetly trash Tampa
lol i li e i n Clearwater and there's some redbecks here
From Clearwater
“Richer hippies in Oregon” in front of a Starbucks 🤣 As a Washingtonian this is completely true, we’re full of hippies
This is like the last time someone talks about Alabama stereotypes without mentiong incest
"Even our Amish will fight you"
I agree
Yes. 😂😂
Viva la Pennsylvania
Let’s get it PA
As a native PAeian 100% true everyone is a bunch of grouches that get into fights with everyone all the time! I think it may have something to do with the fact that a majority of our ancestors are Scotish, Irish, German, Polish, and Italian and then that hyper agressive aditude just rubed off on to everyone else XD I've lost track of the number of times me and my brother beat the shit out of eachother. Basicly if fists aren't flying it's not a true PA debate!
ey are u another pennsylvania boi let's go
"I can see seasonal depression from here"
LMAO I have never heard a more accurate summary of what living in Alaska is really like
I am from Alaska and have seasonal depression so yes, this is very true. And being in MN doesn't help ._.
As an Alaskan I can concur
Yup. If you're not rich with winter toys, life is depressing here.
Can't do shit of you don't have money and toys here
I’m so excited for summer tho, makes it worth it. In the summer atleast
Edit: I’m working the whole summer on the slope 🥲
“the more north you go, the more south it gets”
“everything’s bigger here, even our morons”
“a wicked lot of moose”
“the center of civilization-“
painfully accurate.
This dude really flew out to all 50 states just to make this video. Respect.
*“Great schools, because there’s nothing else to do.”* I am from Connecticut and that is the most accurate sentence I’ve ever heard.
Agreed. I was like, “well, he’s not wrong.”
Yeah, cant argue with that 🤷♀️
I from Connecticut as well and I agree that’s why my father made me move to North Carolina
Welk, there's Fox Woods
Fellow Connecticutian here and I agree with this statement.
“Cereal makers... cereal killers” lmao too good
Kelli Kristine it’s uh actually serial but ok
@@abigail4275 at least he didn't go straight for the car jokes :')
@@abigail4275 Haha, homonyms!
Lolllll cereal🤣🤣🤣
Serial
“We’re richer hippies than Oregon” is the best description of Washington state I’ve ever heard lmao
it's always to cold to be sober
Why is this video from almost 6 years ago in my recommended?
because fuck new videos
Akram S. lol same
Akram S. merry christmas
Akram S. Mine too
I don't know. But I liked the joke"it's too cold to be sober" it sounded like he talked about Russia.
"Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians"
I'm not gonna deny it
"Washington: Richer hippies in Oregon" it is true
Emily Grace I know
I'm convinced the rest of Oregon is okay once you get out of Portland
Oregon is fine as long as you’re not in Portland Gresham Salem and Silverton
Deadloks Gaming or Milwaukie
“Speed limits don’t matter when you’re drunk”
Wise words
Why did RUclips recommend me this 10 years later?
Funny story about stereotypes and general ignorance. Im from Nigeria, and my mom and dad flew me and my siblings to America when I was a kid to go to school. When I found out the destination was gonna be Kansas, I was devastated. Because in my mind, according to what i had seen on television and in school text books, Kansas was nothing but wheat fields as far as the eye could see. Tractors and overalls, etc. So when we were driving in from the airport to downtown, I saw skyscrapers in the distance and I was like, "They have buildings in Kansas???? WOW!!!"
People slept in the fields
ЛОЛ
If you build it they will come
But... Why Kansas? Out of the hundreds of other places to go, why did you go to Kansas?
@@FormerBunsenBurner Because at the time her older sister lived close to there with her family so she had an anchor. Naturally, moving to a new continent, my mom went where her sister was and branched out from there. Shout out to Overland Park, KC and Troost, you know I luv you
made 6 years ago
shows up in my recommendations
who else?
ur average crybaby same
ur average crybaby yep
Sammmme
yep
ur average crybaby same
"Even our Amish will fight you" & "Too cold to be sober" killed me
“It’s too cold to be sober” I was expecting something about cows but god this is so much better
"The more north you go the more south it gets." 110% correct.
Leigha The Bug ikr!
Leigha The Bug I just ducking got it, 11/10 joke
Just wanna let *yall* know it's true
true
CT Spoder Can someone explain it? I don’t understand it at all, and I’ve lived in Florida my whole life.
I feel like i just watched a rejected buzzfeed video.
Same
I've never heard a greater insult to a video
bob goods this is better than buzzfeed. At least this is a real guy who traveled around the country to do something he thought was cool.
bob goods same
At least this one was clever, buzzfeed is all the same shit just with one or two variables changed
"Atleast we're not North Dakota" never a truer statment has been said XD
They even say that in Nebraska!
AZ's "we keep the Natives in and the Mexicans OUT" is too real, man. Too real. 😅
"No seriously we're a state."
Relatable.
yes!!!
Yes!
"It's too cold to be sober"
As a Wisconsinite, that is accurate.
(Our MLB and NFL teams are named after beer producers, for crying out loud)
The Packers were named for meatpackers, but okay.
the packers were obviously named after dudes who were packin HEAT
High-Explosive-Anti-Tank?
I lived in Milwaukee WI you can smell the Yeast in the air very accurate also Cheese and Milk 🧀🥛
cmon man im a bears fan and I even know youre wrong about the team name for that green football team
Missouri "We're number one... in meth"
That's still a win in my books
New Mexico: We have two types of aliens here.
How to learn everything about America in 2 minutes
1:30 lol
Indiana killed me "You gotta drive through us to get somewhere better" it's so true
Edit
jesus christ people
As a resident, I agree.
Same can be said for Ohio, but no he had to make them all different
Eh I was expecting something about corn or being obsessively nice. We have that hoosier hospitality. (Or corn, corns fucking good)
As an Indiana resident I was thinking Limestone, Corn, or meth, but it works 😂
Texas resident here, went to Indiana. Most boring place I’ve been
"It's too cold to be sober" is absolute gold and absolutely true
First state slander video ever
Ohio's piece isn't a stereotype. That's basically the truth of it. Ohio is only really talked about when it comes to elections. Which is because it's very difficult and very rare to win the election without winning Ohio.
Why is Ohio like the decider.
@@zacharytylerleebewlee9500, it's more complicated than I'mma make it sound, but basically, Ohio is one of the larger "swing states" which is basically a term for a state that doesn't vote the same way every election. California and New York ALWAYS vote democrat, meanwhile, Texas and some southern states ALWAYS vote Republican. These are called blue states and red states respectively. No matter how much campaigning is done in them, they're still probably gonna vote that way. Where the real advantage in elections comes from is the swing states. The states that can be persuaded to vote a particular way. Two of the bigger swing states are Ohio and Florida. If a candidate wins both, they've probably won the election. Ohio is often held to be the most important swing state for a few reasons. First, whether it be causal or correlation, a number of other swing states tend to vote in the same direction as Ohio, making Ohio command more power than it technically does on the books. Additionally, Ohio is often considered a "pretty good summary of the whole country" -(my history teachers through the years) which is to say that the people of Ohio are about as diverse and varied as the rest of the country due to a good collection of almost every type of region across the United States. Basically, there's big cities, there's farms, suburbs, rural areas, there's old folks, young folks, all types of people you'd find everywhere else in the country. Which is why it's considered to be a good summary of the United States. Basically, if you can win the votes of these people, you've got a higher chance of winning the votes of people just like them across the country. Given, it's more complicated than that, but that's the basic gist of it.
@@amokriinprolgiid3409 wow..thanks for the explanation
This didn't age well in November 2020.
@@growlboy360, everything I've said is still true. Even if Ohio is currently red and the election leaning blue (I specify leaning blue because technically they're still counting as of posting this because supposedly there were some really sketchy stuff going on at the polls in some states, I guess, but that's not really important). But, anyways, like I said, it's rare to win the election without ohio (which is certainly is). But, not impossible. JFK, for instance, lost Ohio but still won in 1960. It happens, it's just rare. And Ohio is still really only talked about during elections. And, as nighthawk was talking about, Businesses also consider Ohio a good place for business testing because it's considered a good summary of the states as a whole. So, regardless of current election results, it's still true.
virginia:”from center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat” i’ve never heard anything more accurate
TugOfVirginia 1 trust me dude i know i live here
Olivia Mckee: Dude really? What county?
So true, especially in NOVA.
TugOfVirginia 1 Rockingham
I live in Fairfax and I can get to the other side of Manassas in 20 mins and it's Hicksville out there. LOL
“56 square miles of dull” FINALLY someone gets it
Nebraska just not being in the video would have been the peak of comedy
Everyone forgets Nebraska
"Even our Amish will fight you"
This completely true. I witnessed some guy picking on some Amish girl, and the dad came over, and beat the shit out of him. It would've been fine, if he didn't hit back. Long story short; they're banned from the park.
I’m from pa and I don’t understand
@@bluedolphin5435 Fair enough. Full story; There's this park that's right down built in a pit, and there's a gravel road leading to an Amish farm. Because they live near it, sometimes the girls will come out and start playing there. (they're both teenagers). One day, their father was there, and another teenage boy was poking fun at her; mostly with slurs. So he came over, and continued to just drop him.
"I witnessed some guy picking on some Amish girl..."
How stupid does a person have to be to hit an amish dude back? Like, their hands are like baseball gloves, and they spend all day erecting sheds. Youre never gonna win that fight.
@@AnemicLeechC00M4L07 🤭😆
“Look! An uncorrupt politician… so far” is the most true statement about Illinois ever!! LMAO
okay except like...which one? because i don't know of any
@@birdiekopacz7540 Are you kidding? I think it's 2 out of our last four governors are in federal prison, 1 senator that tried to sell the other senate seat and is now in prison. Chicago's nickname, "The Windy City" comes from its politicians being corrupt.
@@patrickkelly1590 i meant i don't know of any UNcorrupt politicians. i got it in my head that this video was implying we suddenly got one in 2011 or something
@@birdiekopacz7540 My apologize. My brain interpreted your comment in the opposite way, as in you didn't think the original statement of "an uncorrupted politician..." had merit. And there for you were asking which ones were corrupt.
It’s called the Windy City because it’s windy, I’ve lost many umbrellas that way there and I don’t even live there.
I'm from Kansas, and being in the thumbnail is the most recognition we've had in a while
Imagine traveling to every single state just to say a couple of words
You have to drive though us to get some where better XD
so true
i also live in indiana
I busted out laughing
Story of my life.
Discuss What's Right I live in Indiana and it's very true
Oh, goodness! Michigan was funny--and perfect. I loved the detail of using the "hand map" of the upper and lower peninsula, while standing in a car lot. "Cereal makers, serial killers." haha
“It’s too cold to be sober” man’s say less
Anyone else come here for just their state?
oh yeah yeah I did.
I came here to see people use the wrong form of there/their/they're.
complete _epicness smh some people can’t use they’re head...
Of yeah yeah course I did
Arizona, damn right
"I mean cocaine but we're also known for skiing"
Damn you're right
TheSkylerBrill True, he forgot to add the elks... Were also known for elks
And weed
And the abnormally large Mexican population
TheSkylerBrill trueee lmao
TheSkylerBrill that's Colorado also us natives being like "STOP MOVING HERE"
“It’s too cold to be sober” is now my favorite quote
As an Illinoisan, I can confirm that I am a corrupt politician.
"Ten days tornado free"
That's actually true though
My Chemical Rømance Trash oml yes we get way too many
Dude fr😂 and "if you don't like the weather wait 10 minutes"
Had one today lol
My Chemical Rømance Trash come down to Texas we got summer all year around
Arturo Herrera true,but we aren't as bad as Arizona
Here’s a list of the most accurate ones; Alaska, Colorado, Delaware, Idaho, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Mississippi, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Wisconsin.
I like to imagine he went to every state to film this video
Living in Virginia be like
*White House is a 15 miles north from here*
but also
*1875 still exists 15 miles south from here*
That is a gross exaggeration, but yea. For me it’s more like 7 miles to the White House, 20 miles to more rural country
@Evan Hodge He's just using meme language. I doubt most people actually mean it when they say "be like".
@Evan Hodge L
@Evan Hodge “be like” is aave, it’s actually more advanced than standard English because it expresses a habitual tense which you can’t easily express in white people words. get your head out of your ass and stop being crypto-racist 🤡 🤡 🤡
@@voidify3 I will never not laugh at people glorifying ebonics
"Our state bird is the Nascar." You bet your ass it is
+FlameIsJelly yea it is
I do adore these comments
FlameIsJelly he should have just said Roll Tide
Hell yeah
mtbirchfieldCG We joke around in school and respond to our teachers by just saying roll tide.
The DeVille in the background of the Michigan segment is the most accurate part.
“No seriously, we’re a state” no truer words can be said about RI
It's smaller than.....I don't know what city is only a little later than RI
As a Rhode Islander, this is sad but true
Jayson Rocchio As a Rhode Islander. I have accidentally driven out of the state it’s that small.
as a fellow rhode islander, i have to sadly agree
I know right. It's so common that I have to tell someone that Rhode Island isn't a part of Long Island.
**Even our Amish will fight you.**
That is so true, I can't even-
Diss the steelers and you loose your feelers.
@@Lavenderblood111 Very true -_- also everyone outside of Philadelphia hates Philadelphia and it's masive ego
@@Lavenderblood111 Ok but at least Wawa is better than sheetz
@@it8ntme823 what now?
@@it8ntme823 Im gonna need you to say that again, but slower
We need an updated version of this
0:31-0:34
"Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though."
_HAHAHAHAHAHA―_
I have never heard anything more accurate to Florida than this video
Octavian 'Cinnamon Roll' The Best Lynas Clone Ever As a floridian I can confirm this
The Wonderlander as a Floridian, I agree with your conformation
Same with Iowa
Jacksonville area is the best
I live in Florida, he's Right...
I couldn't help but laugh at "Still accepting Confederate dollars"
BRUH i am a south carlinien
Yes we are
I think i still got a couple saved up for a rainy day, and they’re probably worth more than what’s going around now anyway
@@AT-xr8qh ,
They're literally worth more than current American dollars.
Alabama: Hey yall! Want some shrimp then we can go watch us some Forrest Gump.
Alaska: Here, take this coat I made from a bear I killed with my bare hands. My cabins right up here.
Arizona: Don’t worry its totally natural that I’m sweating like a sprinkler. No we will park over here then walk a mile because its in the shade
Arkansas: Here take this moonshine I made for my opening day of deer season party then go watch the Razorback game.
California: Hey brosef wanna go catch a wave homie. We can shred it cali style.
Colorado: There are two reason’s why I can’t breathe. One is because of the altitude, and the other is because I’m so stoned I might as well be the Rocky Mountains.
Connecticut: We can go over here by my Uconn altar while I look at a photo from that time I went to The Meadows.
Delaware: First state baby! That’s about all we have. Oh wait, we have a beach. That counts right?
Florida: Can you help me apply my spray tan at the club tonight man?
Georgia: Wel hi thre my names Clem do you want some of my hom made sweet tae?
Hawaiian : Aloha, let me say a long complex sentence in Native Hawaiian that I know you don’t speak to make you mainlanders seem dumb while I put on my grass skirt.
Idaho: Welcome, would you like your potatoes, mashed, fried, boiled, chopped, stewed, sliced, dashed, or any other conceivable way?
Illinois: The cubs won! I know its been almost a year but it’s so huge!!!!!!!!!!
Indiana: Vroom Vroom. It’s the Indy 500! Let’s go Colts.
Iowa: Here is my sons grave. He got lost in the cornfields one day and there is just so much corn he couldn’t get out and died.
Kansas: Sunflowers! We use those to distract from the giant military prison over there.
Kentucky: Chicken, chicken, Chicken, chicken, Chicken. It’s basically a religion down here.
Louisiana: Down here we like Gumbo Creole and if the French attacked American there is a 50/50 chance we would join them
Maine: Up here we are pretty chill, we like lobster and copy Oregon’s city names.
Maryland: We love crab! The ravens are cool too.
Massachusetts: Go pak ya car over there then we can teach my son about the Red Socks and maybe the A,B,C’s if I feel like it.
Michigan: Hello, my job is at General motors and I hate Ohio State with a passion.
Minnesota: Literally we’ve got cows and the mall of America. End of story.
Mississippi: It’s so hard to get dinner because when I’m trying to catch a squirrel to eat I scare them off with my bluegrass music.
Missouri: That river of ours is might fine. We also have Kansas City. I know not that much :(
Montana: Horses and land, and some more land, and some more land and, and some more land.
Nebraska: Iowa and I have a deal, he grows the corn I husk it.
Nevada: Here is a list of all our accomplishments: Hoover Dam, Vegas. Well, that was shorter than I thought.
New Hampshire: You can tell Vermont and I are twins because people are always mixing us up.
New Jersey: Let’s go to a filming of Jersey Shore, it is just over this bridge… awe come on!
New Mexico: I’n not crazy! Officer I swear a UFO just crashed right over that ridge. For protection put on this tinfoil hat.
New York: New York City is our pride and joy, the rest we just try and forget.
North Carolina: Barbecue is not a food it is a religion and as you can tell by my stomach, I am devout.
North Dakota: I prefer the simple life but I will disown my son if he likes the Packers. Go Vikings!
Ohio: We love our Buckeyes! Please don’t bring up the Browns or Indians it’s a sore topic for all of us.
Oklahoma: Tornados suck! We were too lazy to make a good name for our Capital so we just added City.
Oregon: I only need the Ducks and my bike to survive.
Pennsylvania: We have farms and more farms. Guess what? Steelers got 6 Super Bowls baby!
Rhode Island: We are the Little Brother for the entire country.
South Carolina: If you are what you eat we would be shrimp and grits. Shrimp and grits that are die hard Clemson fans that is.
South Dakota: Everthing North Dakota said except with more kindness.
Tennessee: Welcome to Tennessee here is your complimentary shotgun and hair poofing kit would you like to attend a country concert.
Texas: Go big or Go Home. Seriously if you ain’t Texan then git.
Utah: We had the original Gold Rush. In your face California.
Vermont: Be honest. The only way you recognize us is because we are kinda shaped like V.
Virginia: If you want to walk out of here alive never confuse us with those stupid West Virginians.
Washington: The home of Starbucks! You should all be thanking us right now.
West Virginia: We are not hillbillies we say ( while skinning a squirrel, saying git, and having a piece of straw in our mouths)
Wisconsin: Cheese and the Packers. Discount Double Check on that Sweet Gouda.
Wyoming: We will not talk to you unless you put on a cowboy hat.