50 State Stereotypes (in 2 minutes)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @SpaceCowboy-gs8mn
    @SpaceCowboy-gs8mn 5 лет назад +10126

    FLORIDA "The more North you go, the more South it gets." Couldn't be more true.

    • @headphonesz6527
      @headphonesz6527 5 лет назад +81

      LMAO, took me a minute.

    • @danielsmoothie
      @danielsmoothie 5 лет назад +53

      Same thing in Michigan :(

    • @jbob1047
      @jbob1047 5 лет назад +157

      Except for the weather, we call 65 normal and Florida would consider that winter

    • @quinnyknowsbest6292
      @quinnyknowsbest6292 5 лет назад +8

      Absolutely true

    • @astralluna
      @astralluna 5 лет назад +32

      I live in Tallahassee and yup, this is true

  • @exactlyschrimps
    @exactlyschrimps 2 года назад +6559

    i mean, indiana's state motto is "the crossroads of america", so we really are just the state you drive through to get anywhere interesting

    • @cmoneman3025
      @cmoneman3025 2 года назад +104

      All my fondest memories involve long drives with family

    • @brianwalsh1339
      @brianwalsh1339 2 года назад +15

      Yep. Pretty much

    • @keredmeza9970
      @keredmeza9970 2 года назад +10

      Gringos:I feel embarrassed
      Latinos:Help him is pregnant
      Embarrassed and pregnant you sounds almost the same in Spanish

    • @KitKat-xc1iu
      @KitKat-xc1iu 2 года назад +70

      Yep we also have corn so much corn, and you can’t forget the potholes

    • @nichollser
      @nichollser 2 года назад +4

      fr 💀💀

  • @firehunter282
    @firehunter282 4 года назад +10035

    "People care about us at election time."
    Yes, yes that is so true for an Ohioan

  • @Jimblethorp
    @Jimblethorp 2 года назад +2082

    "Even our amish will fight you"
    As a native Pennsylvanian, this is beyond true.

    • @lokitheferret9815
      @lokitheferret9815 2 года назад +8

      Same

    • @IncarnationOfNeutrality
      @IncarnationOfNeutrality Год назад +26

      I'm not from PA, hell I'm not even American, though honestly Pennsylvania is a state that already intrigued me as it is, but now I wanna go there even more just hearing this

    • @Jimblethorp
      @Jimblethorp Год назад

      @@IncarnationOfNeutrality Never piss off the amish, they will give you that old-timey asswhooping.

    • @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
      @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Год назад +40

      I mean Philadelphians killed hitchbot

    • @Jimblethorp
      @Jimblethorp Год назад +28

      @@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Immediately. It was on sight.

  • @freshmozzarello
    @freshmozzarello 6 лет назад +17272

    as long as everyone gets offended, we're all fine.

    • @artistrg3487
      @artistrg3487 6 лет назад +163

      Buff Muffin "All men are created equal". XD

    • @UFO314159
      @UFO314159 6 лет назад +48

      After seeing this, how could we not be?

    • @k4colee
      @k4colee 6 лет назад +82

      I'm from Oklahoma.... I'm not offended because it's true...

    • @deanzakrzewski413
      @deanzakrzewski413 6 лет назад +73

      I'm not offend I am very proud of Walmart

    • @ruethechosenone5197
      @ruethechosenone5197 6 лет назад +32

      What? I love our potatoes!

  • @JellyGal101
    @JellyGal101 5 лет назад +4193

    "the more north you go, the more south it gets" florida COULD NOT be more true

    • @pdb2k154
      @pdb2k154 4 года назад +97

      Yup anywhere north of Orlando is just Alabama. Orlando and below is the best

    • @superlivelyrics2463
      @superlivelyrics2463 4 года назад +12

      Hahaha he nailed it hard

    • @fuctherestIpartyBest
      @fuctherestIpartyBest 4 года назад +15

      I didnt get it at first, but then i lived in FL for 6 months and yeah :)

    • @Azzazpimp
      @Azzazpimp 4 года назад +5

      works the opposite in michigan “the more north (and west) you go, the more south it gets!”

    • @respectable-username
      @respectable-username 2 года назад +15

      @@pdb2k154 nah chief, yeehaw florida is where its at 🙌. City people are some of the most backwards people ive met, mostly cuz they fetishize minorities like myself instead of prioritizing being a useful member of society 😴

  • @_kat_2572
    @_kat_2572 5 лет назад +6262

    Oh I thought the Alabama one would be something about keeping it in the family

    • @straightmelon8792
      @straightmelon8792 5 лет назад +77

      Same lmao

    • @nickeyg.2714
      @nickeyg.2714 5 лет назад +333

      This is an older video so the incest jokes werent really in uet

    • @gameaddiction2585
      @gameaddiction2585 5 лет назад +9

      Same

    • @ava5940
      @ava5940 5 лет назад +52

      Yeah I was expecting it too and I'm from Alabama

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 5 лет назад +135

      Incest jokes are funny until you move to Alabama and realize people weren't joking about this place

  • @willywalton9619
    @willywalton9619 2 года назад +649

    "Farming from the future, textbooks from 1925."
    As someone that was born and raised in Kentucky, I can safely say that this dude was 110% accurate😂

    • @jadeTheFoxCat
      @jadeTheFoxCat 2 года назад +11

      Agreed half of the books in my school was badly falling apart

    • @willywalton9619
      @willywalton9619 2 года назад +12

      @@jadeTheFoxCat Same. In my school, there were either books that looked like they ain't been touched since they were made, and others that looked like they've been to hell and back lol
      And that ones that didn't have ANY damage on them had some interesting art in them😂

    • @Plumjet09
      @Plumjet09 Год назад +11

      Only way you can know everything about the 48 states

    • @Lovesick.Sagebrush
      @Lovesick.Sagebrush 2 месяца назад +1

      FR

  • @fluidstatic5564
    @fluidstatic5564 2 года назад +5732

    "Dreadlocks on Caucasians."
    "Richer hippies than Oregon."
    As someone who lives more or less on the border between OR and WA: Yes, and Yes

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 2 года назад +17

      As someone who has lived in both NC and SC they're both accurate.

    • @wallfishz
      @wallfishz 2 года назад +28

      I've lived in both, and _yes, just yes_

    • @ohkaypoh
      @ohkaypoh 2 года назад +82

      hello fellow vancouver-ian / portlander, i too cross the border to buy stuff without tax

    • @eder7468
      @eder7468 2 года назад +55

      @@ohkaypoh cross over for tax free stuff, comes back to avoid tweakers and weirdness.

    • @brea87
      @brea87 2 года назад +5

      Ah the couve!

  • @linwithawin1310
    @linwithawin1310 3 года назад +3767

    “Gay marriages on maple syrup farms” how the hell did you just describe my home state in a sentence

    • @engagingfour2943
      @engagingfour2943 2 года назад +155

      Honestly made me want to move there.

    • @willcribb3587
      @willcribb3587 2 года назад +39

      I mean I don’t think we have too much to complain about honestly.

    • @kaelynelizabeth94
      @kaelynelizabeth94 2 года назад +69

      how did I instantly know this was Vermont without even watching the video

    • @KiaraWilliamsX
      @KiaraWilliamsX 2 года назад +13

      It’s really gay there?

    • @LavosTheOneEyedTick
      @LavosTheOneEyedTick 2 года назад +22

      Now I want to move to Vermont

  • @legallyblonderadio9604
    @legallyblonderadio9604 5 лет назад +3970

    “Cereal makers... cereal killers” lmao too good

    • @abigail4275
      @abigail4275 4 года назад +56

      Kelli Kristine it’s uh actually serial but ok

    • @filmgeek520
      @filmgeek520 4 года назад +94

      @@abigail4275 at least he didn't go straight for the car jokes :')

    • @laobok
      @laobok 4 года назад +6

      @@abigail4275 Haha, homonyms!

    • @Yahshuaismyeverything
      @Yahshuaismyeverything 3 года назад +4

      Lolllll cereal🤣🤣🤣

    • @MirzaAhmed89
      @MirzaAhmed89 3 года назад +5

      Serial

  • @the3fellas753
    @the3fellas753 2 года назад +541

    Being a Wisconsinite, I expected the Wisconsin stereotype to just be him saying “cheese”, but it was much better than that

    • @toilet_cleaner_man
      @toilet_cleaner_man 2 года назад +23

      I'm halfway convinced heavy drinking makes you better at driving in snow. Country people who make foie gras in their guts every weekend drive way better than the city people.

    • @billyjoe2037
      @billyjoe2037 2 года назад +8

      WISCONSONITE WHAT

    • @dietmtndew6119
      @dietmtndew6119 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @Ghost_Cheez
      @Ghost_Cheez Год назад +1

      @@catra1733 yep

    • @loggersviii1228
      @loggersviii1228 Год назад +2

      @@toilet_cleaner_mando NOT let him cook

  • @youmeandgravity
    @youmeandgravity 8 лет назад +1699

    "the more north you go the more south it gets" fucking accurate

    • @WozzyA
      @WozzyA 8 лет назад +27

      Yes, very accurate. I'm in Central Florida but I've been to both sides

    • @eveningdim7167
      @eveningdim7167 8 лет назад +15

      Can verify as accurate.

    • @junklex
      @junklex 8 лет назад +19

      Honestly North Florida and South Florida should be different states. People are so different. Do they have Publixes up there???

    • @WozzyA
      @WozzyA 8 лет назад +6

      AllyGal1231 I think Publixes are throughout all of Florida, but I haven't checked

    • @junklex
      @junklex 8 лет назад

      Adam W Yeah, I'm pretty sure they do too lol. I'm just...we're so different

  • @ButteredToastMr
    @ButteredToastMr 2 года назад +3508

    "I can see seasonal depression from here"
    LMAO I have never heard a more accurate summary of what living in Alaska is really like

    • @KingKerosene
      @KingKerosene 2 года назад +28

      I am from Alaska and have seasonal depression so yes, this is very true. And being in MN doesn't help ._.

    • @MutantBoar
      @MutantBoar 2 года назад +14

      As an Alaskan I can concur

    • @De1taP
      @De1taP 2 года назад +33

      Yup. If you're not rich with winter toys, life is depressing here.

    • @nahnonawnoe
      @nahnonawnoe 2 года назад +11

      Can't do shit of you don't have money and toys here

    • @oreos3174
      @oreos3174 2 года назад +5

      I’m so excited for summer tho, makes it worth it. In the summer atleast
      Edit: I’m working the whole summer on the slope 🥲

  • @emmac573
    @emmac573 6 лет назад +1964

    *“Great schools, because there’s nothing else to do.”* I am from Connecticut and that is the most accurate sentence I’ve ever heard.

    • @CocoTaveras8975
      @CocoTaveras8975 2 года назад +37

      Agreed. I was like, “well, he’s not wrong.”

    • @Gooddaysonly72
      @Gooddaysonly72 2 года назад +13

      Yeah, cant argue with that 🤷‍♀️

    • @ajasomaliaeldridge153
      @ajasomaliaeldridge153 2 года назад +11

      I from Connecticut as well and I agree that’s why my father made me move to North Carolina

    • @amandahealey2216
      @amandahealey2216 2 года назад +2

      Welk, there's Fox Woods

    • @Gravity461
      @Gravity461 2 года назад +10

      Fellow Connecticutian here and I agree with this statement.

  • @SH4RP_CH3SEE
    @SH4RP_CH3SEE 2 года назад +189

    “No, seriously, we’re a state” for Rhode Island is amazing.

    • @tinextra6284
      @tinextra6284 Год назад

      @@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 i never seen anyone who thought rhode island was part of new york

    • @grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441
      @grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 Год назад

      @@tinextra6284 Ran into a few in the military

    • @tinextra6284
      @tinextra6284 Год назад

      @@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 A state should be able to keep a stadium and baseball team that was a part of many kids childhoods. Save Mccoy stadium

    • @grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441
      @grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 Год назад

      @@tinextra6284 This state manages to screw everything up

    • @tinextra6284
      @tinextra6284 Год назад

      @@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 except ur beaches

  • @thugTaters
    @thugTaters 5 лет назад +18159

    Everyone watched this in anticipation of their own state

  • @anderslodin1541
    @anderslodin1541 7 лет назад +3169

    Plot twist
    *He filmed all this in the same state*

    • @mcswizzle6779
      @mcswizzle6779 7 лет назад +7

      Anders Lodin XD u made my day!!! LOLOL

    • @laurenhatter6824
      @laurenhatter6824 7 лет назад +118

      Anders Lodin yeah, California.

    • @madiiSa
      @madiiSa 7 лет назад +27

      Anders Lodin it looks like LA

    • @fishuniverse4716
      @fishuniverse4716 7 лет назад +14

      I live
      in Wyoming, srsly?!?!?!?? So what if we have a bigger land size than Rhode Island but a smaller population. We have #2 best schools in the nation!

    • @Pyrple
      @Pyrple 7 лет назад +51

      GamingWithFish Playz
      Easy to do when there's 2 schools

  • @HndoMndo
    @HndoMndo 7 лет назад +22630

    I waited until i saw my state, then I realised i'm from germany

    • @butter3772
      @butter3772 7 лет назад +121

      Same

    • @Lohpe
      @Lohpe 7 лет назад +695

      Hndo i realized you were from germany when you spelled realized realised.

    • @efanclublolsmaforlife2501
      @efanclublolsmaforlife2501 7 лет назад +63

      ahhh Illinois natzis

    • @jakeconoscente3614
      @jakeconoscente3614 7 лет назад +14

      eric o hater fan club lol sma for life nazis*

    • @HndoMndo
      @HndoMndo 7 лет назад +361

      do you americans really spell realised with an z? I had British english in school and we always wrote "realised" with an S. But actually who the damn cares its just a letter

  • @loveless-savage
    @loveless-savage 2 года назад +180

    Oregon: "dreadlocks on Caucasians"
    Me, a Caucasian from Oregon with dreadlocks: *critical hit*

    • @trashmammal9203
      @trashmammal9203 2 года назад +7

      Portland?

    • @plaguepandemic5651
      @plaguepandemic5651 Год назад +2

      ​@@trashmammal9203lmao

    • @Yahshuaismyeverything
      @Yahshuaismyeverything Год назад

      I think it's cute tho heheheheh

    • @SpriteDoge
      @SpriteDoge Месяц назад

      I'm an oregonian too, but like ima be real I've never seen a white person with dreads in my town. I mean I'm on the coast not insanely far from portland, so I feel like i should've seen one by now lol

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +14278

    *aliens furiously take notes*

    • @awesomecat222
      @awesomecat222 6 лет назад +67

      hisssss

    • @sylvestixs
      @sylvestixs 6 лет назад +71

      Can't wait for them to get to the states that weren't accurate.

    • @topdog-anime2349
      @topdog-anime2349 6 лет назад +84

      You again!!!

    • @dvm5609
      @dvm5609 6 лет назад +48

      I found you on a 6 year old firework unboxing

    • @itsmeconnor4815
      @itsmeconnor4815 6 лет назад +59

      stop being everywhere

  • @norieldritch2264
    @norieldritch2264 5 лет назад +3433

    "Even our Amish will fight you"
    I agree

    • @tammiedowning2188
      @tammiedowning2188 5 лет назад +22

      Yes. 😂😂

    • @JacobN-hg8tv
      @JacobN-hg8tv 5 лет назад +80

      Viva la Pennsylvania

    • @crl-wilking3211
      @crl-wilking3211 5 лет назад +48

      Let’s get it PA

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 лет назад +76

      As a native PAeian 100% true everyone is a bunch of grouches that get into fights with everyone all the time! I think it may have something to do with the fact that a majority of our ancestors are Scotish, Irish, German, Polish, and Italian and then that hyper agressive aditude just rubed off on to everyone else XD I've lost track of the number of times me and my brother beat the shit out of eachother. Basicly if fists aren't flying it's not a true PA debate!

    • @halahumakastudios7923
      @halahumakastudios7923 4 года назад +14

      ey are u another pennsylvania boi let's go

  • @kristenshoemaker4194
    @kristenshoemaker4194 7 лет назад +2545

    "The more north you go, the more south it gets." lol no truer words about Florida have ever been spoken.

    • @goldencyclone4984
      @goldencyclone4984 7 лет назад +73

      Kristen Shoemaker The best part is, I'm not sure if he means South as in the Southern States, or South as in goes downhill fast. Probably both.

    • @earthandwind820
      @earthandwind820 7 лет назад +19

      Kristen Shoemaker That was my first impression driving through Florida lol

    • @jenbroccoli861
      @jenbroccoli861 7 лет назад +1

      Kristen Shoemaker I don't get it.

    • @jazlynkenworthy6320
      @jazlynkenworthy6320 7 лет назад +75

      the more north you go in florida the more conservative and bigoted it gets, the more south is typically way more liberal

    • @thepointydoughnut5358
      @thepointydoughnut5358 7 лет назад +7

      Kristen Shoemaker IT'S SO TRUEEEE

  • @andave8181
    @andave8181 2 года назад +99

    Did this man actually travel to all 50 states? If so, respect

    • @95grom
      @95grom 2 года назад +35

      No lol he just traveled around LA. I grew up in the Ventura county area so I recognize the signs in the background that say “Woodland Hills”, “Lake Sherwood” etc.

    • @pipoledo
      @pipoledo Год назад

      damn I feel betrayed@@95grom

    • @supersonicfan3522
      @supersonicfan3522 8 месяцев назад +5

      I'm pretty sure all of that was California

    • @ThomasRussell-xo1gl
      @ThomasRussell-xo1gl Месяц назад +1

      I've been to 25 states so far. 25 more to go!

  • @seashanthis
    @seashanthis 4 года назад +2675

    All the comments: "We all know you watched this just for your state."
    Me, from DC: bruh

  • @leigha5543
    @leigha5543 6 лет назад +501

    "The more north you go the more south it gets." 110% correct.

    • @comet_cami
      @comet_cami 6 лет назад

      Leigha The Bug ikr!

    • @nightnight6795
      @nightnight6795 6 лет назад

      Leigha The Bug I just ducking got it, 11/10 joke

    • @DustMug
      @DustMug 6 лет назад +3

      Just wanna let *yall* know it's true

    • @aguyfromflorida4842
      @aguyfromflorida4842 6 лет назад +5

      true

    • @KidNewsYTGaming
      @KidNewsYTGaming 6 лет назад

      CT Spoder Can someone explain it? I don’t understand it at all, and I’ve lived in Florida my whole life.

  • @tm-it6yj
    @tm-it6yj 2 года назад +5295

    As a russian, this had been very educational, thank you

    • @springsnapped5435
      @springsnapped5435 2 года назад +29

      Lmao

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 2 года назад +286

      Feel free to invade any time

    • @BombBeijingPlease
      @BombBeijingPlease 2 года назад +143

      you cant be watching yt you got ukraine to invade

    • @M00dtoohard
      @M00dtoohard 2 года назад +78

      I'm a Russian-American and I can confirm that I am not a spy

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 2 года назад +36

      So which of the 50 states would you like to get stu- I mean visit?

  • @justjakey17
    @justjakey17 2 года назад +51

    "Footbawls, drawls, and overalls"
    As someone who is from Nebraska I can confirm this is 100% true

    • @liamnixon4428
      @liamnixon4428 Месяц назад

      Not to mention he was standing in front of a Union Pacific wagon!

    • @Orabella-ld9sz
      @Orabella-ld9sz 20 дней назад

      Fr tho

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 2 года назад +2080

    "Great schools... cause theres really nothing else to do."
    Never before have I been so offended by something I completely agree with

    • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
      @marlonmoncrieffe0728 2 года назад +54

      Aside from bragging about Yale, you are at least within driving distance of New York City and Boston.

    • @crixxxxxxxxx
      @crixxxxxxxxx 2 года назад +27

      Hey we’ve got a coastline. Better than most of the boring flyover states.

    • @YomamaAhippo
      @YomamaAhippo 2 года назад +14

      @@crixxxxxxxxx in Oklahoma we’ve got mountains, plains, desert, and forests all in the same state. It’s actually a shame people don’t know more about it but at the same time it’s better without all these California license plates I’ve been seeing lately

    • @simonpersonforcommenting699
      @simonpersonforcommenting699 2 года назад +2

      @@YomamaAhippo Basically Arizona except without the plains and you have trees growing out of boulders and cacti growing in pine tree forests

    • @Roblingo
      @Roblingo 2 года назад +15

      Can’t forget about new haven pizza 😰

  • @dboi4952
    @dboi4952 2 года назад +3388

    Funny story about stereotypes and general ignorance. Im from Nigeria, and my mom and dad flew me and my siblings to America when I was a kid to go to school. When I found out the destination was gonna be Kansas, I was devastated. Because in my mind, according to what i had seen on television and in school text books, Kansas was nothing but wheat fields as far as the eye could see. Tractors and overalls, etc. So when we were driving in from the airport to downtown, I saw skyscrapers in the distance and I was like, "They have buildings in Kansas???? WOW!!!"

    • @abidizzne892
      @abidizzne892 2 года назад +141

      People slept in the fields

    • @dubbstubb6420
      @dubbstubb6420 2 года назад +39

      ЛОЛ

    • @WeedCop
      @WeedCop 2 года назад +38

      If you build it they will come

    • @FormerBunsenBurner
      @FormerBunsenBurner 2 года назад +114

      But... Why Kansas? Out of the hundreds of other places to go, why did you go to Kansas?

    • @dboi4952
      @dboi4952 2 года назад +181

      @@FormerBunsenBurner Because at the time her older sister lived close to there with her family so she had an anchor. Naturally, moving to a new continent, my mom went where her sister was and branched out from there. Shout out to Overland Park, KC and Troost, you know I luv you

  • @cinemaenthusiast2390
    @cinemaenthusiast2390 6 лет назад +590

    virginia:”from center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat” i’ve never heard anything more accurate

    • @cinemaenthusiast2390
      @cinemaenthusiast2390 5 лет назад +2

      TugOfVirginia 1 trust me dude i know i live here

    • @gavinmccraw4969
      @gavinmccraw4969 5 лет назад

      Olivia Mckee: Dude really? What county?

    • @noname8354
      @noname8354 5 лет назад +22

      So true, especially in NOVA.

    • @varanthe8th609
      @varanthe8th609 5 лет назад

      TugOfVirginia 1 Rockingham

    • @Mercenary-1914
      @Mercenary-1914 2 года назад +17

      I live in Fairfax and I can get to the other side of Manassas in 20 mins and it's Hicksville out there. LOL

  • @TheAlienHasArrived
    @TheAlienHasArrived Год назад +47

    As a Marylander I always find it hilarious how everyone thinks that we’re seafood eating machines 😂

    • @paulyguitary7651
      @paulyguitary7651 Год назад +9

      Yeah born and bread and raised in Maryland and I’ve never really liked blue crab. Not been a big seafood person either. I mean if people new the garbage that is in the Potomac and by extension the Chesapeake I doubt people would eat it as much there. Funny thing, i grew up in Charles county which had the Potomac surrounding it so I was never more the 10 minutes from the river. I now live in Northern MD and am still only ten minutes or so from a much smaller portion of the Potomac. When I lived in Virginia I literally had a view of the thing. I guess I can’t escape the Potomac. What a strange epiphany I just had.
      Also LOBSTER?! Clearly it should have been blue crab.

    • @zalianth15
      @zalianth15 Год назад +4

      As a pennsylvanian who lives basically right on the border, I am just foreign enough to be able to get away with eating copious amounts of crab when I can get my herr's chip dust streaked fingers on it, with a wawa sandwich wrapper as a plate, without "pandering to sterotypes".

    • @kmnffc42
      @kmnffc42 Год назад +2

      I live in Maryland, and I'm also half-Japanese so I actually am a seafood gobbler

    • @roxie4292
      @roxie4292 Год назад +2

      I was born in Maryland and my parents, especially my mom are OBSESSED with seafood ☠️

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica Год назад

      Anyone who has spent more than a few minutes in Baltimore will happily attest that Maryland is the one state he got way wrong.

  • @mattj.7756
    @mattj.7756 2 года назад +1789

    I love how for the “cold states” like Maine and Minnesota, he’s wearing a jacket.

    • @SolomonFactor
      @SolomonFactor 2 года назад +47

      I live in Minnesota, and trust me, you'll need one everyday from January to June. It's usually that cold.

    • @mattj.7756
      @mattj.7756 2 года назад +47

      @@SolomonFactor, I usually just rock a hoodie and a vest. A temp in the negatives is a mild day in Minnesota.

    • @maxdotson6757
      @maxdotson6757 2 года назад +9

      Maybe because he needed to wear a jacket..

    • @mattj.7756
      @mattj.7756 2 года назад +6

      @@maxdotson6757 spoken like a true Floridian.

    • @celefo
      @celefo 2 года назад +8

      finally found a fellow Minnesotan on the internet lol

  • @The_Drum_Bum
    @The_Drum_Bum 6 лет назад +442

    How to learn everything about America in 2 minutes

    • @thegrimgripper8416
      @thegrimgripper8416 6 лет назад +3

      1:30 lol

    • @Jaymac720
      @Jaymac720 29 дней назад

      The Louisiana one is dated. It only made sense at the time. We still have a lot of problems, but the BP oil spill is no longer of of them

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 года назад +474

    South Dakota: "At least we're not North Dakota."
    *It's hard to argue with his assessment*

    • @katelyn205
      @katelyn205 2 года назад +7

      Can confirm

    • @wahvie2986
      @wahvie2986 2 года назад +7

      "Somehow worse than South Dakota" I'm insulted >:(

    • @oliviag6407
      @oliviag6407 2 года назад +1

      @@wahvie2986 Me too ; (

    • @katrinachance
      @katrinachance Месяц назад

      @@wahvie2986 Same. North Dakota is Better!

    • @katrinachance
      @katrinachance Месяц назад

      @@zee-fr5kw That's what makes SD touristy, not fun! There is a difference! ND is the state that people can come home to, the one that will always have room for them.

  • @poopoopeepee4827
    @poopoopeepee4827 2 года назад +20

    “Atlanta, we are ashamed of the rest of it though.”
    As a Georgian, if you sit through 285 traffic, you will quickly change your mind about that.

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing 9 месяцев назад

      God I hate The Perimeter. I'm itching to move back to rural GA when the time comes.

  • @affabaffa4393
    @affabaffa4393 2 года назад +887

    “Look! An uncorrupt politician… so far” is the most true statement about Illinois ever!! LMAO

    • @birdiekopacz7540
      @birdiekopacz7540 2 года назад +9

      okay except like...which one? because i don't know of any

    • @patrickkelly1590
      @patrickkelly1590 2 года назад +43

      @@birdiekopacz7540 Are you kidding? I think it's 2 out of our last four governors are in federal prison, 1 senator that tried to sell the other senate seat and is now in prison. Chicago's nickname, "The Windy City" comes from its politicians being corrupt.

    • @birdiekopacz7540
      @birdiekopacz7540 2 года назад +28

      @@patrickkelly1590 i meant i don't know of any UNcorrupt politicians. i got it in my head that this video was implying we suddenly got one in 2011 or something

    • @patrickkelly1590
      @patrickkelly1590 2 года назад +12

      @@birdiekopacz7540 My apologize. My brain interpreted your comment in the opposite way, as in you didn't think the original statement of "an uncorrupted politician..." had merit. And there for you were asking which ones were corrupt.

    • @jamsistired
      @jamsistired 2 года назад +2

      It’s called the Windy City because it’s windy, I’ve lost many umbrellas that way there and I don’t even live there.

  • @eegk
    @eegk 7 лет назад +898

    "Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians"
    I'm not gonna deny it

  • @t3chkn1ght
    @t3chkn1ght 4 года назад +1583

    "It's too cold to be sober"
    As a Wisconsinite, that is accurate.
    (Our MLB and NFL teams are named after beer producers, for crying out loud)

    • @Tyrunner0097
      @Tyrunner0097 3 года назад +61

      The Packers were named for meatpackers, but okay.

    • @tonysfreshpepperoni4802
      @tonysfreshpepperoni4802 3 года назад +38

      the packers were obviously named after dudes who were packin HEAT

    • @frederickalberts
      @frederickalberts 2 года назад +5

      High-Explosive-Anti-Tank?

    • @SavageBunnyGetMoney
      @SavageBunnyGetMoney 2 года назад +28

      I lived in Milwaukee WI you can smell the Yeast in the air very accurate also Cheese and Milk 🧀🥛

    • @burninghammerstudios7033
      @burninghammerstudios7033 2 года назад +5

      cmon man im a bears fan and I even know youre wrong about the team name for that green football team

  • @banana_etiquette
    @banana_etiquette 2 года назад +20

    As a Tennesseeian, I would like to say this is entirely accurate. I’m from Memphis and newbies be like “i was thinking more people would talk abt elvis”

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing 9 месяцев назад +1

      I'm from the state just under you. Some college aged barista at a cafe near me goes to GA Tech...I have an Appalachian accent and she said it was the first southern accent she had heard while she was down here.

  • @matea4971
    @matea4971 5 лет назад +3645

    We all know what we thought Alabama would be

    • @AmericanMetalhead100
      @AmericanMetalhead100 5 лет назад +93

      This was made in 2011. It was relevant for the time.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 5 лет назад +43

      A L A B A M A I S R A C I S T

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 5 лет назад +26

      Jake Cain oh, right. Sorry, I don’t know any of Alabama’s state history past 1964

    • @Phantom_275
      @Phantom_275 5 лет назад +53

      Incest

    • @Blio_
      @Blio_ 5 лет назад +10

      Im glad it wasn’t

  • @maryhope5369
    @maryhope5369 6 лет назад +1651

    You know you watched this just for your state.

    • @carmel-hayes
      @carmel-hayes 6 лет назад +9

      Mae Hope yeah

    • @-mae-5524
      @-mae-5524 6 лет назад +2

      Mae Hope I am dissapointed

    • @legologan0896
      @legologan0896 6 лет назад +6

      Yep and Atlanta is the crapiest part of Georgia it's we're all the crazies ade

    • @legologan0896
      @legologan0896 6 лет назад

      Are

    • @kimjongchungus7548
      @kimjongchungus7548 6 лет назад +1

      Either I’m stupid or Ohio wasn’t there

  • @redrummurder2066
    @redrummurder2066 2 года назад +1684

    "Even our Amish will fight you"
    This completely true. I witnessed some guy picking on some Amish girl, and the dad came over, and beat the shit out of him. It would've been fine, if he didn't hit back. Long story short; they're banned from the park.

    • @bluedolphin5435
      @bluedolphin5435 2 года назад +8

      I’m from pa and I don’t understand

    • @redrummurder2066
      @redrummurder2066 2 года назад +101

      @@bluedolphin5435 Fair enough. Full story; There's this park that's right down built in a pit, and there's a gravel road leading to an Amish farm. Because they live near it, sometimes the girls will come out and start playing there. (they're both teenagers). One day, their father was there, and another teenage boy was poking fun at her; mostly with slurs. So he came over, and continued to just drop him.

    • @admiralcapn
      @admiralcapn 2 года назад +38

      "I witnessed some guy picking on some Amish girl..."

    • @AnemicLeechC00M4L07
      @AnemicLeechC00M4L07 2 года назад +53

      How stupid does a person have to be to hit an amish dude back? Like, their hands are like baseball gloves, and they spend all day erecting sheds. Youre never gonna win that fight.

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 2 года назад +5

      @@AnemicLeechC00M4L07 🤭😆

  • @Sir_TophamHatt
    @Sir_TophamHatt Год назад +5

    “We’re richer hippies than Oregon” is the best description of Washington state I’ve ever heard lmao

  • @samsonward9577
    @samsonward9577 6 лет назад +454

    “Even our Amish can fight you.”
    As a citizen of Pennsylvania I say well done.

  • @Theguy22958
    @Theguy22958 8 лет назад +3468

    Here's an Index:
    0:07 - Alabama
    0:09 - Alaska
    0:11 - Arizona
    0:13 - Arkansas
    0:16 - California
    0:20 - Colorado
    0:23 - Conneticut
    0:26 - Delaware
    0:29 - Florida
    0:32 - Georgia
    0:34 - Hawaii
    0:36 - Idaho
    0:38 - Illinois
    0:42 - Indiana
    0:44 - Iowa
    0:46 - Kansas
    0:47 - Kentucky
    0:49 - Louisiana
    0:50 - Maine
    0:53 - Maryland
    0:56 - Massachusetts
    0:58 - Michigan
    1:00 - Minnesota
    1:02 - Mississippi
    1:03 - Missouri
    1:05 - Montana
    1:07 - Nebraska
    1:09 - Nevada
    1:12 - New Hampshire
    1:14 - New Jersey
    1:16 - New Mexico
    1:19 - New York
    1:21 - North Carolina
    1:23 - North Dakota
    1:25 - Ohio
    1:26 - Oklohoma
    1:28 - Oregon
    1:30 - Pennsylvania
    1:31 - Rhode Island
    1:33 - South Carolina
    1:34 - South Dakota
    1:37 - Tennessee
    1:39 - Texas
    1:41 - Utah
    1:42 - Vermont
    1:44 - Virginia
    1:47 - Washington
    1:49 - West Virginia
    1:51 - Wisconsin
    1:53 - Wyoming
    Edit 4 years later: Fixed some spelling errors and this popped up in my recommended again. Proud of this comment to this day

    • @thomaseastmond8455
      @thomaseastmond8455 8 лет назад +28

      UltimateBear Crap I sang that.

    • @DirtiestDan77
      @DirtiestDan77 8 лет назад +11

      UltimateBear Wyonming huh?

    • @Mets0311
      @Mets0311 8 лет назад +82

      Unnecessary as hell. It's in alphabetical order

    • @kakashi8019
      @kakashi8019 7 лет назад +10

      UltimateBear oklahoma

    • @arte0021
      @arte0021 7 лет назад +35

      this was a pretty pointless comment

  • @matthewsharp1178
    @matthewsharp1178 4 года назад +432

    Living in Virginia be like
    *White House is a 15 miles north from here*
    but also
    *1875 still exists 15 miles south from here*

    • @benn2026
      @benn2026 4 года назад +14

      That is a gross exaggeration, but yea. For me it’s more like 7 miles to the White House, 20 miles to more rural country

    • @dypetrod4766
      @dypetrod4766 2 года назад +27

      @Evan Hodge He's just using meme language. I doubt most people actually mean it when they say "be like".

    • @natenobles4372
      @natenobles4372 2 года назад +12

      @Evan Hodge L

    • @voidify3
      @voidify3 2 года назад +10

      @Evan Hodge “be like” is aave, it’s actually more advanced than standard English because it expresses a habitual tense which you can’t easily express in white people words. get your head out of your ass and stop being crypto-racist 🤡 🤡 🤡

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 18 дней назад

      More like 1862, but I get it.

  • @Geallach83
    @Geallach83 2 года назад +60

    Okay, as a foreigner basing my choice solely on this video, I would love to live in South Dakota. No downsides, just being better than the northern neighbor.

    • @MirzaAhmed89
      @MirzaAhmed89 2 года назад +7

      The governor is hot too.

    • @calebhouston5799
      @calebhouston5799 2 года назад +21

      As a general rule for America, the north is empty, the middle (east-west) is empty, the coasts are expensive and everything else is weird

    • @glowerworm
      @glowerworm 2 года назад +10

      @@MirzaAhmed89 she's literally as bad as one can be at her job, though. Her job as governor is literally to represent the people and she immediately vetoed the people's majority vote when it meant she'd lose some income.

    • @freeezingphoenix2954
      @freeezingphoenix2954 2 года назад +4

      i am from south dakota and it is true we are way better than north dakota

    • @maxwellrompain
      @maxwellrompain Год назад

      Idaho?

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 5 лет назад +1195

    Ohio's piece isn't a stereotype. That's basically the truth of it. Ohio is only really talked about when it comes to elections. Which is because it's very difficult and very rare to win the election without winning Ohio.

    • @zacharytylerleebewlee9500
      @zacharytylerleebewlee9500 4 года назад +24

      Why is Ohio like the decider.

    • @amokriinprolgiid3409
      @amokriinprolgiid3409 4 года назад +224

      @@zacharytylerleebewlee9500, it's more complicated than I'mma make it sound, but basically, Ohio is one of the larger "swing states" which is basically a term for a state that doesn't vote the same way every election. California and New York ALWAYS vote democrat, meanwhile, Texas and some southern states ALWAYS vote Republican. These are called blue states and red states respectively. No matter how much campaigning is done in them, they're still probably gonna vote that way. Where the real advantage in elections comes from is the swing states. The states that can be persuaded to vote a particular way. Two of the bigger swing states are Ohio and Florida. If a candidate wins both, they've probably won the election. Ohio is often held to be the most important swing state for a few reasons. First, whether it be causal or correlation, a number of other swing states tend to vote in the same direction as Ohio, making Ohio command more power than it technically does on the books. Additionally, Ohio is often considered a "pretty good summary of the whole country" -(my history teachers through the years) which is to say that the people of Ohio are about as diverse and varied as the rest of the country due to a good collection of almost every type of region across the United States. Basically, there's big cities, there's farms, suburbs, rural areas, there's old folks, young folks, all types of people you'd find everywhere else in the country. Which is why it's considered to be a good summary of the United States. Basically, if you can win the votes of these people, you've got a higher chance of winning the votes of people just like them across the country. Given, it's more complicated than that, but that's the basic gist of it.

    • @mvaloppies
      @mvaloppies 4 года назад +45

      @@amokriinprolgiid3409 wow..thanks for the explanation

    • @growlboy360
      @growlboy360 4 года назад +10

      This didn't age well in November 2020.

    • @amokriinprolgiid3409
      @amokriinprolgiid3409 4 года назад +37

      @@growlboy360, everything I've said is still true. Even if Ohio is currently red and the election leaning blue (I specify leaning blue because technically they're still counting as of posting this because supposedly there were some really sketchy stuff going on at the polls in some states, I guess, but that's not really important). But, anyways, like I said, it's rare to win the election without ohio (which is certainly is). But, not impossible. JFK, for instance, lost Ohio but still won in 1960. It happens, it's just rare. And Ohio is still really only talked about during elections. And, as nighthawk was talking about, Businesses also consider Ohio a good place for business testing because it's considered a good summary of the states as a whole. So, regardless of current election results, it's still true.

  • @Michael-zn2jc
    @Michael-zn2jc 2 года назад +1065

    As someone from Florida, I can confirm that going more north in Florida will lead you to experience more southern culture

    • @jackmaniscalco3392
      @jackmaniscalco3392 2 года назад +54

      I’m from South Florida, and it’s basically it’s own culture compared to the north. We’re a lot less southern and a lot more Hispanic

    • @toilet_cleaner_man
      @toilet_cleaner_man 2 года назад +15

      @@jackmaniscalco3392 that's what being in Cuba's zip code does to ya. If it ain't actual Cuban immigrants/defectors, it's the reminants of the club/city culture they left in the 1950's.

    • @diddydrizzy
      @diddydrizzy 2 года назад +24

      South florida man here, Miami and jacksonville are very, very different. I am glad I don't live in Jacksonville

    • @TheSuperNats
      @TheSuperNats 2 года назад

      @@jackmaniscalco3392 Haitians are the biggest immigrant group in Broward

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 2 года назад +3

      Agreed, but then the more sallsy go, the more Australia things get. I really don’t want to get any more yellow fly scars, And run into any other prehistoric creature that was extinct billions of years ago except for Florida

  • @brekerr9323
    @brekerr9323 7 лет назад +1380

    North Dakota: somehow even worse than South Dakota
    South Dakota: at least we're not North Dakota
    😂😂

    • @brennandeutsch1597
      @brennandeutsch1597 7 лет назад +1

      It's true

    • @brekerr9323
      @brekerr9323 7 лет назад +8

      I completely agree! 😂 I go to college in South Dakota

    • @eman2863
      @eman2863 7 лет назад +6

      Bre Kerr yeah we kinda insult North Dakota a lot XD

    • @brekerr9323
      @brekerr9323 7 лет назад

      Ethan Dannen I know!! It's so fun 😂

    • @lindseyiverson9151
      @lindseyiverson9151 7 лет назад +10

      NDSU! Go Bison!

  • @enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074
    @enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074 2 года назад +35

    This dude really flew out to all 50 states just to make this video. Respect.

  • @kurttaylorlane
    @kurttaylorlane 6 лет назад +1685

    The Maryland one is so stupid and incorrect. Everyone from Maryland knows that Theodore is the one who pulls the Lobster boat around. Jeeves is the one who irons our slacks for various brunches and dinner parties.

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 5 лет назад +96

      Of course. And Nigel is the head butler.

    • @stone_the_jojo_fan9749
      @stone_the_jojo_fan9749 5 лет назад +60

      Yes yes and Mary is the maid

    • @straightmelon8792
      @straightmelon8792 5 лет назад +15

      ew what is maryland? never heard of it

    • @Hustleharder197
      @Hustleharder197 5 лет назад +44

      Idk what part of Maryland y’all are from but I’ve never heard anyone say bring the lobster boat around

    • @felipewadhwani8084
      @felipewadhwani8084 5 лет назад +54

      @@straightmelon8792 Fuck you Maryland is the best state.

  • @jaysonrocchio6637
    @jaysonrocchio6637 6 лет назад +717

    “No seriously, we’re a state” no truer words can be said about RI

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 5 лет назад +5

      It's smaller than.....I don't know what city is only a little later than RI

    • @grandpappy1777
      @grandpappy1777 5 лет назад +11

      As a Rhode Islander, this is sad but true

    • @dylanzen9850
      @dylanzen9850 5 лет назад +25

      Jayson Rocchio As a Rhode Islander. I have accidentally driven out of the state it’s that small.

    • @atri2130
      @atri2130 5 лет назад +2

      as a fellow rhode islander, i have to sadly agree

    • @harucanread5310
      @harucanread5310 5 лет назад +7

      I know right. It's so common that I have to tell someone that Rhode Island isn't a part of Long Island.

  • @theawesomeme227
    @theawesomeme227 8 лет назад +260

    "the more north you go the more south it gets ." Truly Florida

  • @beaniesintheclouds
    @beaniesintheclouds Год назад +4

    “It’s too cold to be sober” I was expecting something about cows but god this is so much better

  • @ocredious2399
    @ocredious2399 7 лет назад +215

    "Even our Amish will fight you"
    Nailed it.

  • @paisley0108
    @paisley0108 6 лет назад +232

    Isn’t this video just a man roasting all of the 50 states?

  • @LL4MAPAL08ZA
    @LL4MAPAL08ZA 7 лет назад +1323

    made 6 years ago
    shows up in my recommendations
    who else?

  • @BeerKat
    @BeerKat Год назад +5

    it's always to cold to be sober

  • @theodorej.burkhardt8844
    @theodorej.burkhardt8844 3 года назад +97

    I was once talked to a Floridian, and they asked “where are you from?”
    “Maine.”
    “Is that in Canada?”
    “Essentially.”

    • @mayautumn4900
      @mayautumn4900 2 года назад

      Eh I've been to both places Maine is a lot different looking than Canada, though I see a lot of Canadians in Maine during the summer 😂

  • @wanderingrequiem5032
    @wanderingrequiem5032 6 лет назад +1806

    I have never heard anything more accurate to Florida than this video

  • @IncorrectHB
    @IncorrectHB 7 лет назад +596

    "Ten days tornado free!" As a Oklahoman, I can confirm

  • @resell_enjoy6
    @resell_enjoy6 Год назад +5

    As an Iowan I am extremely offended. You didnt even mention that we have a caseys in every other cornfield.

  • @ipixiemonster
    @ipixiemonster 6 лет назад +500

    I learned more here than AP US History.

    • @levytaxes1454
      @levytaxes1454 5 лет назад +11

      No you didn't.

    • @musictube3780
      @musictube3780 5 лет назад +2

      BS

    • @Sam-zc5qn
      @Sam-zc5qn 5 лет назад +20

      Damn people really can’t take a joke nowadays. Always looking for a way to prove someone wrong.

    • @nickb.7307
      @nickb.7307 5 лет назад +1

      @@musictube3780 r/wooosh

    • @moonchild1257
      @moonchild1257 5 лет назад +1

      SAME

  • @hamster-t5v
    @hamster-t5v 7 лет назад +389

    "No seriously we're a state."
    Relatable.

  • @TheRealFocalors
    @TheRealFocalors 2 года назад +2479

    Being a guy who wants to move to the US, I would really like to thank you for making this masterpiece of a video.
    I am now utterly confused and I plan to move to the UK instead.

    • @werewolf6513
      @werewolf6513 2 года назад +112

      Good choice.

    • @ultimatefree8637
      @ultimatefree8637 2 года назад +222

      That lame, it pretty simple hang up a map of the U.S and throw a dart that it. Whatever state you hit you move to.

    • @TheRealFocalors
      @TheRealFocalors 2 года назад +65

      @@ultimatefree8637 good idea
      ill need to buy a map and some darts first

    • @RealGameCraft101
      @RealGameCraft101 2 года назад +17

      Come to NY we have great food

    • @TheRealFocalors
      @TheRealFocalors 2 года назад +76

      @@RealGameCraft101 expensive housing too
      i guess

  • @thelibyanplzcomeback
    @thelibyanplzcomeback 2 года назад +4

    New Mexico: We have two types of aliens here.

  • @katieinman5299
    @katieinman5299 5 лет назад +620

    Yep. Indiana is literally called "the crossroads of america." It has always been this way.

    • @bluruni_r2425
      @bluruni_r2425 5 лет назад +4

      and Indiana is a really bad state to live in :)

    • @lordbase2464
      @lordbase2464 5 лет назад +8

      @@bluruni_r2425 not really I live here right now and it's good

    • @bluruni_r2425
      @bluruni_r2425 5 лет назад +5

      @@lordbase2464 i live here too and there is nothing to do
      the governor where i live is trying to fix all the roads all at once
      causing a lot of roads to be closed

    • @scocro
      @scocro 5 лет назад +10

      @@bluruni_r2425 you could i dont know go outside? Indy 500, indy colts, indy pacers, childrens museum, indy fair, santa claus indiana, indy dunes, stateparks holiday world, conner prarie yeah man rlly nothing to do lmao

    • @bluruni_r2425
      @bluruni_r2425 5 лет назад +6

      @@scocro Nah I do that but im talking about things to see like the land
      Indiana is really flat
      the indy 500 isnt something that u can just go to so as the indy colts
      i mean there is still things to do but some states are just more fun
      and not everyone can do those things lol

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 6 лет назад +886

    I hate how freaking accurate it is

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 5 лет назад +6

      You're becoming the new Justin Y.

    • @elliegrace7919
      @elliegrace7919 5 лет назад +2

      *tennessee*

    • @sparklymop
      @sparklymop 5 лет назад +1

      Indiana

    • @virgilsanders250
      @virgilsanders250 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @EisenSMT
      @EisenSMT 5 лет назад +1

      "Dreadlocks on Caucasians". I have yet to see a single white person with dreads

  • @Tominos
    @Tominos 7 лет назад +2045

    *Looks for state then gets triggered*

    • @thegrayghost1786
      @thegrayghost1786 7 лет назад +22

      Tominos! I can confirm the Texas one to be true.

    • @teapot6517
      @teapot6517 7 лет назад +2

      TheGrayGhost may be surprising, but as with Michigan.

    • @jadedragon359
      @jadedragon359 7 лет назад +5

      Actually the only one i agree with is my state xD

    • @FireboltPrime
      @FireboltPrime 7 лет назад +1

      TheGrayGhost i second that

    • @thegrayghost1786
      @thegrayghost1786 7 лет назад +4

      Justin the Pokémon master I just think people get triggered when people generalize America (fat, stupid. etc.) because it doesn't line up with their experiences (themselves, their friends, acquaintances, etc.), however most of those generalizations are well founded as the population is huge. and there are bound to be many more idiots and obese people, and *_insert stereotype here_* than we see.

  • @jennifermonville4186
    @jennifermonville4186 2 месяца назад +2

    "Cereal makers, serial killers." 😂 I'm dead this is perfect thank you

  • @Nana-pj2zv
    @Nana-pj2zv 5 лет назад +1087

    **Even our Amish will fight you.**
    That is so true, I can't even-

    • @Lavenderblood111
      @Lavenderblood111 5 лет назад +62

      Diss the steelers and you loose your feelers.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 4 года назад +51

      @@Lavenderblood111 Very true -_- also everyone outside of Philadelphia hates Philadelphia and it's masive ego

    • @it8ntme823
      @it8ntme823 4 года назад +49

      @@Lavenderblood111 Ok but at least Wawa is better than sheetz

    • @clueless5433
      @clueless5433 4 года назад +10

      @@it8ntme823 what now?

    • @anyamazur8915
      @anyamazur8915 4 года назад +24

      @@it8ntme823 Im gonna need you to say that again, but slower

  • @akramsurur3009
    @akramsurur3009 8 лет назад +2210

    Why is this video from almost 6 years ago in my recommended?

  • @GLYDraws
    @GLYDraws 7 лет назад +524

    I couldn't help but laugh at "Still accepting Confederate dollars"

    • @treytaylor7115
      @treytaylor7115 6 лет назад +1

      BRUH i am a south carlinien

    • @captain_awesome2134
      @captain_awesome2134 5 лет назад

      Yes we are

    • @AT-xr8qh
      @AT-xr8qh 2 года назад +2

      I think i still got a couple saved up for a rainy day, and they’re probably worth more than what’s going around now anyway

    • @mississippirougarou
      @mississippirougarou 2 года назад +2

      @@AT-xr8qh ,
      They're literally worth more than current American dollars.

  • @vegamineral207
    @vegamineral207 Месяц назад +2

    Shout out to the guy who spent all his life savings to drive across the country to film 2 seconds of footage in every state in the same dirty clothes instead of paying off his student loans, you're a real one

  • @geichgange71
    @geichgange71 7 лет назад +532

    "I can see seasonal depression from here"
    -Alaska

  • @taekookinfires4066
    @taekookinfires4066 7 лет назад +538

    "I mean cocaine but we're also known for skiing"
    Damn you're right

    • @lindseysigg5811
      @lindseysigg5811 7 лет назад +6

      TheSkylerBrill True, he forgot to add the elks... Were also known for elks

    • @jaydenh6181
      @jaydenh6181 7 лет назад +5

      And weed

    • @monkalina
      @monkalina 7 лет назад +1

      And the abnormally large Mexican population

    • @nicolerodriguez5628
      @nicolerodriguez5628 7 лет назад

      TheSkylerBrill trueee lmao

    • @brighteyes1247
      @brighteyes1247 7 лет назад +4

      TheSkylerBrill that's Colorado also us natives being like "STOP MOVING HERE"

  • @abbacadaver
    @abbacadaver 2 года назад +1202

    If being a military brat has any benefits, it’s that I get to relate to more than two seconds of this video.

  • @icemagiciangh
    @icemagiciangh Месяц назад +3

    It has been 13 years
    I thought this was a new video on my feed… Then I realized I know almost every line.

  • @Tekrothebountyhunter
    @Tekrothebountyhunter 9 лет назад +227

    As a born-and-raised Florida resident, I can confirm that the stereotype of "the more north you go the more south it gets" is certainly true. Of course, I thought the stereotype you were going to go with was that we are all a bunch of hot teenage tourists, old people and crazy alligator wrestlers. Which is also true.

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 8 лет назад +2838

    Indiana's wasnt even a joke, it was just the truth

    • @EdieRoxUrSox15
      @EdieRoxUrSox15 8 лет назад +196

      When you pass the state line into Indiana, it literally says, "The Crossroads of America" haha They know it too.

    • @btrain0013
      @btrain0013 8 лет назад +131

      i have lived in indiana all my life and i can confirm

    • @inazumabokyaku-shinigodsei61
      @inazumabokyaku-shinigodsei61 8 лет назад +33

      What's sad, is it's true.

    • @inazumabokyaku-shinigodsei61
      @inazumabokyaku-shinigodsei61 8 лет назад +36

      T_bus
      Wrong state. . .

    • @Red_wine
      @Red_wine 8 лет назад +1

      Inazuma Mori
      Don't judge me, I'm from the UK :(

  • @GraceGam
    @GraceGam 5 лет назад +525

    “You have to drive through us to get somewhere better”
    As someone who frequently travels from Michigan to Chicago and back, I can agree Indiana.

    • @crazymelvis5877
      @crazymelvis5877 2 года назад +4

      This was my favourite, I go to Michigan every year from Chicago, and he is right.

    • @thelostmessenger
      @thelostmessenger 2 года назад

      It's true. It's all road.

    • @cakeeatingpirate
      @cakeeatingpirate 2 года назад +2

      @@thelostmessenger most of the way through Indiana is also under construction for no aperient reason

    • @thelostmessenger
      @thelostmessenger 2 года назад +1

      @@cakeeatingpirate Yeah especially downtown, they've been working on the roads since like 10 yrs ago and still haven't finished :/

    • @cakeeatingpirate
      @cakeeatingpirate 2 года назад +1

      ​ @The Messenger what do you mean downtown? im talking about the entire state

  • @Kitte-y24
    @Kitte-y24 2 месяца назад +14

    0:44 he isn’t wrong

    • @Ambarrabma
      @Ambarrabma Месяц назад +2

      well we have like… corn..? and… wheat….

    • @jamjam1019
      @jamjam1019 28 дней назад +1

      Don’t forget the soybeans

    • @VolMagmaAnimations
      @VolMagmaAnimations 25 дней назад

      WE GOT COWS!!! WE GOT KEEEEEERRRRRRN

    • @Kitte-y24
      @Kitte-y24 25 дней назад

      @@VolMagmaAnimations AND THE PIGS!

  • @abstract_space_
    @abstract_space_ 6 лет назад +221

    "The more North you go the more South it gets." Why is this so accurate.... WHY FLORIDA

    • @comet_cami
      @comet_cami 6 лет назад +1

      Rose Lion ikr lol 🤣😂😢

    • @onhold1706
      @onhold1706 6 лет назад +1

      Don't blame us lol

    • @sagralibri
      @sagralibri 6 лет назад +12

      being a floridian I find this true and so does my pet alligator

    • @ksmdsms9101
      @ksmdsms9101 6 лет назад +4

      It’s completely true, and a little odd

    • @thewonderlander1372
      @thewonderlander1372 6 лет назад +5

      As a Floridian I can confirm that is so damn fucking accurate. I live in South Florida btw.

  • @peachaside
    @peachaside 7 лет назад +432

    "Our state bird is the Nascar." You bet your ass it is

    • @redducky9331
      @redducky9331 7 лет назад

      +FlameIsJelly yea it is

    • @bearboi2951
      @bearboi2951 7 лет назад +1

      I do adore these comments

    • @BirchKST
      @BirchKST 7 лет назад +2

      FlameIsJelly he should have just said Roll Tide

    • @cyansoup
      @cyansoup 7 лет назад +1

      Hell yeah

    • @redducky9331
      @redducky9331 7 лет назад +1

      mtbirchfieldCG We joke around in school and respond to our teachers by just saying roll tide.

  • @kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305
    @kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 4 года назад +282

    "No seriously, we're a state!"
    -Rhode Island

  • @mjjoe76
    @mjjoe76 18 дней назад +1

    Fun fact: Minnesota was originally settled by Scandinavian immigrants fleeing the searing hot winters of Wisconsin.

  • @SavBear-025
    @SavBear-025 2 года назад +786

    “Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around” killed me. I know nothing about Maryland but I think it was the combination of the wine, the rich people face, and the name Jeeves

    • @thatperson3653
      @thatperson3653 2 года назад +61

      Im from maryland and have no clue what he’s talking about but i found it funny too lmao

    • @battlepans1927
      @battlepans1927 2 года назад +53

      Maryland is an awesome state, but unfortunately we are on the smaller side, and our population isn’t massive. We don’t quite have enough media influence, and when we do we’re slammed with ‘Baltimore bad’.
      You should seriously try coming here if possible, Becayse we have everything from mountains to rivers, forests to the bay, so on. We have most geographic features on the east coast. Old bay, (the best seasoning created by mankind) is also from here.

    • @battlepans1927
      @battlepans1927 2 года назад +46

      @@thatperson3653 it’s because Maryland has the highest median household income in the country.

    • @thatperson3653
      @thatperson3653 2 года назад +14

      @@battlepans1927 ohhh. Yeah i grew up on the lower end of that lmaoo

    • @thatperson3653
      @thatperson3653 2 года назад +5

      @@battlepans1927 fr its beautiful. I miss going to the mountains and the creeks as a kid. Moved to Virginia, definitely not the same.

  • @anicarnell8002
    @anicarnell8002 6 лет назад +173

    "Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite, God we're cool!" Pretty much sums up Idaho😂

    • @jSyndeoMusic
      @jSyndeoMusic 2 года назад +1

      I’m glad they said something besides just the potatoes, ha!

    • @bpdub21
      @bpdub21 2 года назад +4

      This makes native Idahoans smile they want everyone to believe this so Californians will stop moving into their state!

  • @wacodraco1558
    @wacodraco1558 2 года назад +405

    As a Californian, I am both flattered and offended at the audacity of how accurate this is

  • @bbcmotd
    @bbcmotd 8 лет назад +188

    A wild European not understanding anything just passing by

    • @shidma
      @shidma 8 лет назад +28

      bbcmotd You'd have to be American to understand

    • @twobroschillininahottub215
      @twobroschillininahottub215 8 лет назад +4

      bbcmotd I laughed harder than I should have

    • @missssjennnn
      @missssjennnn 8 лет назад

      bbcmotd read this in an way to dramatically voice than appropriate

    • @atomicgiraffe250
      @atomicgiraffe250 8 лет назад +18

      quick throw a pokeball at it

  • @yorksfolly1255
    @yorksfolly1255 8 лет назад +2914

    I feel like i just watched a rejected buzzfeed video.

    • @jazmyneyost425
      @jazmyneyost425 8 лет назад +5

      Same

    • @bennyboy968
      @bennyboy968 8 лет назад +202

      I've never heard a greater insult to a video

    • @thesantiago26
      @thesantiago26 8 лет назад +81

      bob goods this is better than buzzfeed. At least this is a real guy who traveled around the country to do something he thought was cool.

    • @kayleekat587
      @kayleekat587 8 лет назад

      bob goods same

    • @binglebop5877
      @binglebop5877 8 лет назад +25

      At least this one was clever, buzzfeed is all the same shit just with one or two variables changed

  • @esme3228
    @esme3228 7 лет назад +3104

    "Richer hippies in Oregon"
    I'm from Washington and I'm not gonna lie, that is accurate.

    • @drogby700
      @drogby700 7 лет назад +3

      esme. grey sorry I dont speak english very well could say to me what does that mean ? (it s serious)

    • @luzgoodman-estrada6590
      @luzgoodman-estrada6590 7 лет назад +36

      I'm from Washington too, and it is true

    • @ABPHistory
      @ABPHistory 7 лет назад +14

      Were richer

    • @slayerdearly
      @slayerdearly 7 лет назад +7

      esme. grey I'd love to live in Seattle :D

    • @josephwilliams3581
      @josephwilliams3581 7 лет назад +8

      503 life

  • @Dakan7
    @Dakan7 2 года назад +5

    "Even our Amish will fight you" & "Too cold to be sober" killed me

  • @Sam_50210
    @Sam_50210 2 года назад +492

    Wisconsin: "It's too cold to be sober." As a guy who hates alcohol, I still agree with this.

    • @foldedchip7551
      @foldedchip7551 2 года назад +6

      What else is there to do here 😂 the winters and springs are awful

    • @FloydBunsen
      @FloydBunsen 2 года назад +15

      Wi is by far the drunkest state, and bars outnumber grocery stores

    • @isick357
      @isick357 2 года назад +8

      @@foldedchip7551 It's not that cold. It's just the wind. But a beer here and there wouldn't hurt.

    • @Ruffhouse789
      @Ruffhouse789 2 года назад +2

      It's too cold for a lot of things here.

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 2 года назад +1

      @@foldedchip7551 cheese and more cheese.

  • @filioesGUAPO
    @filioesGUAPO 8 лет назад +3384

    You have to drive though us to get some where better XD

  • @sergioc.4967
    @sergioc.4967 7 лет назад +267

    The New Mexico one isn't a joke it's just the truth

  • @sinne1461
    @sinne1461 2 года назад +8

    "It's too cold to be sober" is absolute gold and absolutely true

  • @illusory7862
    @illusory7862 7 лет назад +358

    *Looks for PA*
    "Even our Amish could fight you"
    *Is not disappointed*

    • @imogensharif4348
      @imogensharif4348 7 лет назад +16

      As a pennsylvanian, insanely accurate.

    • @trash4720
      @trash4720 7 лет назад +4

      yEs...tHEy wIlL.

    • @brendanmatelan2129
      @brendanmatelan2129 7 лет назад +9

      Phils Eyelash does that mean our state is badass?

    • @gmoneyman16635
      @gmoneyman16635 7 лет назад

      I had never had an amish try to fight me and I live in Altoona lmao

    • @reese911
      @reese911 7 лет назад +3

      Most accurate one out of all of them!😂😂