The Conservative Lorax

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @kylenoe2234
    @kylenoe2234 5 лет назад +3992

    Dr. Seuss had a weird way of rapping...but he threw down bars pretty memorably.

  • @Yodahmhm
    @Yodahmhm 14 дней назад +1340

    Who is getting this now after the election

  • @friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339
    @friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339 5 лет назад +7635

    The Lorax: Master of guilt-tripping

    • @mattscp9483
      @mattscp9483 4 года назад +17

      Lorax please help me I being killed slowly from people like this

    • @a.bagasm.7253
      @a.bagasm.7253 4 года назад +55

      you cant say ones right and ones wrong
      So why dont we all just get along

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 года назад +14

      666 likes woah

    • @therefinedhellion5041
      @therefinedhellion5041 4 года назад +13

      In rhyme no less. This man-...er, Lorax is a god.

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 3 года назад +8

      @@a.bagasm.7253 You can

  • @mememan7575
    @mememan7575 4 года назад +6252

    I am the Lorax
    And I speak for the trees
    But I can't understand them
    Because they speak Vietnamese

    • @Sahiyena11
      @Sahiyena11 4 года назад +67

      *Cái quái gì vậy ???*

    • @xX_cumtech_Xx
      @xX_cumtech_Xx 4 года назад +20

      Cheyenne Bates oui

    • @a.bagasm.7253
      @a.bagasm.7253 4 года назад +25

      I've deppresion and despair
      Gepetto is in the belly of a whale
      So why dont you get him out there
      In those dark,chaotic,sad jail

    • @blockmaster7777
      @blockmaster7777 4 года назад +5

      @@Sahiyena11 hay lắm bạn

    • @gonzalo4658
      @gonzalo4658 4 года назад +2

      A. Bagas M. Oh well oh my

  • @willowbarrelmaker8269
    @willowbarrelmaker8269 5 лет назад +5743

    **Dr. Suess has left the server**

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 4 года назад +33

      Emma Utterback no he was a leftist

    • @vicgc96
      @vicgc96 4 года назад +24

      20 years ago...

    • @TRXLLGE
      @TRXLLGE 4 года назад +7

      :)

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 4 года назад +11

      Joie Russell all his story’s have this strong communist music

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 4 года назад +8

      Joie Russell I’m leftist

  • @nowilltolive4123
    @nowilltolive4123 4 года назад +3606

    “I am the Lorax I speak for he trees now pick up your litter or I’ll break you knees.”

    • @MattFyrm
      @MattFyrm 3 года назад +31

      Nah, that's more like ancom Lorax

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 3 года назад +5

      500th like

    • @jagerbluetooth43
      @jagerbluetooth43 3 года назад +3

      @@MattFyrm have you seen Cuba? Commies hate the environment.
      Ecofash all day

    • @MattFyrm
      @MattFyrm 3 года назад +3

      @@jagerbluetooth43 I wouldn't quite call Cuba ancom :P
      On the contrary they are or at the very least were statist communists

    • @ooheeh2264
      @ooheeh2264 3 года назад +4

      Jager Bluetooth Eco fascists leaving their bedroom treehouse when their mom calls them to come back inside for dinner.

  • @derpycow3916
    @derpycow3916 Год назад +2432

    The Supreme Court approved of something called citizens united which recognizes corporations as human beings, thus allowing them to donate as much money as they want to politicians. So that line about corporations being people hits really hard 😢

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Год назад +78

      They have changed this since then, of course it is knowingly still full of loopholes

    • @heyitsally7995
      @heyitsally7995 Год назад +35

      Citizens united determined that political donations were a form of speech. The idea is that since verbal support of something is protected by the First Amendment, monetary support is also protected. So long as the donors do not conspire with the campaign, they can donate as much as they like through PACs and SuperPACs because the court views their money as a form of speech

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Год назад +10

      @@heyitsally7995 isn't there laws about giving too much to a candidate?

    • @gyurhanaziz7676
      @gyurhanaziz7676 Год назад +38

      ​​@@justanotheranimeprofilepic yes. But the lawyers found a very clever loophole. Half as interesting has an excellent video about this.

    • @ismaelismael8543
      @ismaelismael8543 Год назад +5

      I think the idea is that companies are allowed to fund adds in support of political campaigns as much as they please as long as they don't cooperate with the campaign itself, or at least as long as cooperation can't be proved.

  • @DeathNuggz
    @DeathNuggz 3 года назад +1043

    Made 8 years ago and it feels like nothing's really changed...

    • @icyr0bin-794
      @icyr0bin-794 3 года назад +28

      republicans will keep sucking billionaire dicks as long as billionaires exist

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 3 года назад +1

      @@icyr0bin-794 Well it will take a civil war to weed them out, so lets see in 20 years

    • @krispykreme6082
      @krispykreme6082 3 года назад +11

      Yeah :(

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 3 года назад +3

      and the democrats don´t ??? ----- they even give them a subsidy or two and some nice tax loops

    • @cybersaiyan9596
      @cybersaiyan9596 3 года назад +4

      @@baronbrummbar8691 both parties suck

  • @ethandyson6070
    @ethandyson6070 6 лет назад +6296

    I am the Lorax
    And I speak for the trees.
    And this tree says...
    Please End Me

    • @creativeusername4605
      @creativeusername4605 5 лет назад +117

      "I beg of you please" says the tree so it seems
      And this tree wants a table made out of it's knees.

    • @WildMagicBoggle
      @WildMagicBoggle 5 лет назад +52

      It pleaded and pleaded so a chainsaw the Lorax needed

    • @preston1513
      @preston1513 4 года назад +53

      With chainsaw so mighty!
      The tree fell down so brightly!
      It’s suffering has ended
      It’s death no longer suspended
      The trees cried out free!
      Thank god no more jimmy!

    • @mangss9602
      @mangss9602 4 года назад +17

      **End Me Please

    • @JustPoptarts_
      @JustPoptarts_ 4 года назад +20

      I am the lorax,
      I speak for the trees,
      Touch me or them again,
      And ill break your fucking knees.

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 6 лет назад +4348

    Oh it's so sad! Sniff! Those poor managers and tycoons. How are they supposed to buy an eleventh yacht?

  • @carvahaunter122
    @carvahaunter122 7 лет назад +3575

    Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and... c'mon who's with me huh?

  • @LunaticoniSolar
    @LunaticoniSolar 2 года назад +994

    This parody still has better plot than the 2012 movie

  • @toddkubela2657
    @toddkubela2657 5 лет назад +8662

    That Lorax is dumb. He should’ve saved some trees to make more trees.

    • @robertwagonschutz777
      @robertwagonschutz777 5 лет назад +764

      Todd Kubela true a real capitalist would replant to maintain a profit

    • @KnuttyEntertainment
      @KnuttyEntertainment 4 года назад +298

      Going back to the original story, I think Seuss was trying to make a separate point about responsibility and the like, through the modus of trees, not one particularly about capitalism, and environmentalism. So an obvious solution like what logging companies do irl would've messed with the intended message. But I agree, if environmentalism was the true aim, it should have brought up points like that. Although they do mention in the cartoon how long it takes to grow truffula trees. 10 months just to germinate, and many many years after that just to grow a bit, so creating massive orchards would've taken a long time especially with how quickly thneed corp. expanded from nothing.

    • @BluTheHHH
      @BluTheHHH 4 года назад +25

      *logger factory*

    • @Jojojjojojojo
      @Jojojjojojojo 4 года назад +148

      @@robertwagonschutz777 true, though there are many instances of capitalist prefering short term profits to mid and long term profitability. It's more of a metaphor.

    • @superstar2446
      @superstar2446 4 года назад +5

      True

  • @disneykidsforever4450
    @disneykidsforever4450 8 лет назад +1248

    FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TREES WORK...
    Yes, trees can grow back, but it takes decades for them to do so. Not to mention the graphic change in enviorment their absence can leave.

    • @hunteryoungblood649
      @hunteryoungblood649 6 лет назад +14

      Thx to librals no more paper or houses cuz we cant cut trees

    • @david2.065
      @david2.065 6 лет назад +7

      DisneyKidsFOREVER and they do keep a local environment free of massive runoff, and absorb pollution.
      But a majority of our O2 comes from good ol' algae! And there isn't a regulation on that (I mean, most of it is out of our way so we don't touch it, but still)
      I find that clip oddly concerning as a conservative

    • @teawanee
      @teawanee 6 лет назад +62

      It really depends on the type of tree, some only take a year or two to grow. Lumber and paper industries have actually created more forest then they've destroyed by using trees that grow quickly.
      The real problem is when big companies clear out already established forest to make room for factories or plantations.

    • @nea1314
      @nea1314 6 лет назад +30

      +HunterTheCyborg// HunterHTC I've recently heard of this new house building alternative to wood called stone! I guess it's one of the trends those weird hipster stoneage kids like to follow. But to be honest, it's too futuristic for my taste

    • @kroushwayfair7688
      @kroushwayfair7688 6 лет назад +20

      Replacing a forest with different species of growth affects the ecology of the local area. Different animals are bound to spring up with a new systemic homeostasis~

  • @merkywater417
    @merkywater417 9 лет назад +538

    3 years later and still accurate. Timeless lessons emphasized by Dr. S and CH

    • @officerpolarbear8670
      @officerpolarbear8670 Год назад +8

      10 years

    • @YangChuan2001
      @YangChuan2001 Год назад +3

      wdym? Paper and Wood instry plant the most trees of all. Way more then they cut ;P

    • @CyanWatercress4
      @CyanWatercress4 Год назад +3

      @@YangChuan2001nope! they plant literally a fraction of what they cut down

    • @YangChuan2001
      @YangChuan2001 Год назад

      @@CyanWatercress4 Maybe on a world wide stage since the government heavily subsidies the production of processes food and bio fuels resulting in the destruction of the rainforest for example but not in the developed world such as the US or Europe. Planting a tree costs a fraction of a fraction of what they make as a profit out of the wood, replanting results in a huge long-term profit and it would be financially brain dead to not do it - which is why, like I said, the wood industry plants the mist trees and that is a fact. The wood industry does basically the same as the average farmer, planting and harvesting.
      More than half the forest land in the U.S is owned and managed by about 11 million private forest owners. Private forest lands provided 89% of the domestically produced wood and paper products in 2017. The income landowners receive for trees grown on their land encourages them to maintain, sustainably manage and renew this valuable resource.
      At the same time the net forest area in the U.S. has been stable since the early 1900s and increased by about 2% from 752 million to 765 million acres between 2007 and 2017. Net volume of growing stock increased by more than 5% over the same period.

    • @papercutsurvivor5395
      @papercutsurvivor5395 Год назад +1

      It's ok we have Mr Beast

  • @ZLSM
    @ZLSM 4 года назад +138

    I love how most of these comments are from a 1 year or 2 years yet this video came out 2012 lol

  • @marti-nz
    @marti-nz 6 лет назад +7475

    A true capitalist would farm the trees instead of cutting them all down.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 4 года назад +270

      @Nova Ah, the good old conservative bizarro-verse.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 4 года назад +158

      @Nova Sure. Tell yourself that. As long as you can lie to yourself, you'll feel fine. You'll be a fool. But you'll feel good about it.

    • @priest1050
      @priest1050 4 года назад +13

      Bravo

    • @mattdombrowski8435
      @mattdombrowski8435 4 года назад +437

      Unfortunately capitalism isn't great at long term planning. Farms take capital to set up and it's more profitable to exhaust a resource, make a killing as it becomes rare, then move onto the next thing.

    • @misterling645
      @misterling645 4 года назад +122

      Matt Dombrowski Its more profitable to renew and farm the resource, like what most conservative businesses do.

  • @WaffleCat3367
    @WaffleCat3367 7 лет назад +2456

    You don't know me, but my name's Sai

  • @stario5895
    @stario5895 5 лет назад +474

    Kid: Wait, wait, cant you make a national park and have thousands of tourists spent their money-
    Lorax: Now Now, stop right at money, you just made me thousands of dollars richer.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 3 года назад +11

      National Parks make THE STATE more money, not ideal.

    • @machinedramon3532
      @machinedramon3532 2 года назад +18

      @@TheBayzent It's that or more taxes, buddy. Running a country ain't cheap.

    • @MatteoProductionsStudio
      @MatteoProductionsStudio Год назад +2

      NO TREES = NO OXYGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @blackdragon29076
      @blackdragon29076 Год назад +1

      @@MatteoProductionsStudio we know

    • @FriskwithanL
      @FriskwithanL Год назад

      ​@@MatteoProductionsStudiofalse algea exists

  • @Detah_
    @Detah_ Год назад +203

    I didn't know what politics were when I first watched this as a kid I just thought this was funny "ha ha Lorax is evil now!" Crazy to see how batshit crazy politics have gotten

    • @colinmackinnon696
      @colinmackinnon696 Год назад +2

      Which is why I stay out of them.

    • @NoTwo
      @NoTwo 16 дней назад +1

      Shit has not changed one bit, has it?

    • @nickg5341
      @nickg5341 6 дней назад +1

      @@colinmackinnon696Unfortunately staying out of them is kind of part of the problem

  • @sequinpants8551
    @sequinpants8551 7 лет назад +375

    Y O U G R E E D Y D I R T B A G

  • @wtfrnchtost2190
    @wtfrnchtost2190 8 лет назад +3821

    Welp, there goes your oxygen

    • @rickmo5585
      @rickmo5585 8 лет назад +144

      the majority of our oxygen is produced by moss and algae

    • @victorgabrielbuena
      @victorgabrielbuena 8 лет назад +20

      Soviet Doge Nice, didn't know :D

    • @rickmo5585
      @rickmo5585 8 лет назад +37

      Vecthur the more you know, the less you value life as we know it :-[

    • @JoshWestbrook
      @JoshWestbrook 8 лет назад +13

      +Soviet Doge Actually, most of the oxygen we breath is from the oxygen stored in the atmosphere.

    • @rickmo5585
      @rickmo5585 8 лет назад +30

      Freakin Hobbs​ i said produced by moss and algae not what we consume
      

  • @TheQuantumSeven
    @TheQuantumSeven 11 лет назад +329

    Lorax grew up, went to Harvard Business School, graduated with honors, started up Stratton Oakmont with The Wolf of Wall Street, got rich, ran for Senate and now he's here. I don't know if I'm proud.

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 3 года назад +8

      Don't, wolf of wall street wasn't supposed to make you cheer for the dude

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад

      @@techissus7449 Same with Fight Club, but the message was lost

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 17 дней назад +1

      You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the corporations, not join them! Bring balance to nature, not tear forests apart!

  • @mattsodano6264
    @mattsodano6264 4 года назад +272

    O'Hare came back disguised as the Lorax!

    • @Spybird007
      @Spybird007 3 года назад +6

      True!

    • @mauriciolizarbe4835
      @mauriciolizarbe4835 Год назад +2

      O’Hare is back for revenge

    • @FrederickPurcell-yp8vc
      @FrederickPurcell-yp8vc 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@mauriciolizarbe4835 POV: O'hare went to Hogwarts got sorted in to Slytherin and make polyjuice potion and got hairstyle tip from Snape 🤣

    • @Cole_Is_A_Mole
      @Cole_Is_A_Mole 3 месяца назад +1

      @@FrederickPurcell-yp8vcDidn't need to be that specific

  • @jonaw.2153
    @jonaw.2153 7 лет назад +943

    I'm just a random commenter and i say...
    Canada makes a nice bit of money, eh?
    That's beceause they cut trees, but now you must ask:
    Why are there so many trees there, if they all get the axe?
    Well my friend, that's to do with legislations.
    They benefit the forest, and also corporations.
    For every tree cut, two more are planted.
    That's to make sure the forests don't get blanted.
    And then we see something very nice.
    They managed to keep forests healthy, despite all the ice.
    Truly, it is possible now.
    To make money and still say "wow".
    You see my friends, corporations aren't crazy.
    It's the government that's sometimes a bit lazy.
    I salute you now, as i am out of rhymes.
    And whatever you do, remember to look back at the old times.

  • @heathcliffO_o
    @heathcliffO_o 8 лет назад +2224

    And then he ran for president, true story.

    • @miksuaka
      @miksuaka 8 лет назад +2

      Lchup1cabara i thought of the same exact thing haha

    • @heathcliffO_o
      @heathcliffO_o 8 лет назад +2

      +miksuaka XD

    • @Tribune_of_Italia
      @Tribune_of_Italia 8 лет назад +27

      Heathcliff "global warming is a hoax"

    • @heathcliffO_o
      @heathcliffO_o 8 лет назад +26

      +Staffaynu "perpetrated by the fish to destabilize the truffula market"

    • @Tribune_of_Italia
      @Tribune_of_Italia 8 лет назад +3

      ethan howsare ikr, can't believe it oh well

  • @LaurenJewel
    @LaurenJewel 7 лет назад +3275

    LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE 🅱️😤😤

  • @MrSpy-jo4je
    @MrSpy-jo4je 4 года назад +688

    I thought that the word ”Conservative” meant someone who was traditional and likes something of the old days.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 4 года назад +68

      No it's just Republican stuck better than conservative in America.

    • @imanoldsoul59
      @imanoldsoul59 4 года назад +194

      @@python1972 Actually being a conservative means to uphold traditional values, we like to conserve that is why it is called conservatism.

    • @SirPhrosty
      @SirPhrosty 4 года назад +26

      @@imanoldsoul59 I believe the word you're looking for is : Preserve

    • @imanoldsoul59
      @imanoldsoul59 4 года назад +102

      @@SirPhrosty Conserve: to protect or uphold, and preserve

    • @a.bagasm.7253
      @a.bagasm.7253 4 года назад +199

      Liberals are creative and
      Cosnservatives are dutiful
      So why dont we all get a long
      To make this world beutiful

  • @matt_dude2446
    @matt_dude2446 8 лет назад +628

    Take a shot everytime they rhyme something with 'tree' or 'trees'

  • @BarginsGalore
    @BarginsGalore 5 лет назад +569

    Farming trees would not solve the problem. The book was about how the animals and other plants were affected.

    • @leviedds9354
      @leviedds9354 4 года назад +26

      We already know the tragic story of the Lorax

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 3 года назад +18

      It sorta would, since they could reuse area rather then go on to other areas.
      It could atleast cover some demand, slowing the damage caused.
      So while not entirely solved, it bides more time.

    • @1krani
      @1krani 3 года назад +31

      The book was meant to push compromise, so the workers and animals can both live. Too far to one extreme is what led to disaster.

    • @adonisparts1343
      @adonisparts1343 2 года назад +3

      Then plant your own trees without the animals

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight Год назад +2

      @@bloodstormwolf9512 the truffula tree takes 10 months to germinate, 10 years to become a sapling and another 10 years to be fully grown,
      If we assume its like maybe like 800 trees (or whatever you’d like to think), every 800 thneeds sold would be 20 years and 10 months waiting for a new tree to replace it

  • @carmelamorano6296
    @carmelamorano6296 6 лет назад +3581

    *Trump*
    This was made in 2012

    • @stormshred
      @stormshred 6 лет назад +74

      Carmela M they predicted the future

    • @bradpennartz
      @bradpennartz 6 лет назад +113

      He also ran in 2012, but didn't get far. He started the Birther Movement (the people who claimed Obama wasn't born in America) and then he dropped out before the nominations.

    • @tallulahahrens-siegel9832
      @tallulahahrens-siegel9832 6 лет назад +12

      Storm Shred nah it’s just that trump and Romney have a lot of similarities.

    • @iambutterpuppy1143
      @iambutterpuppy1143 6 лет назад +19

      The future was predicted by the simsons too... scarry

    • @penwoopydo
      @penwoopydo 6 лет назад +49

      This obviously was about more than Trump, it was the whole conservative party

  • @ogradus
    @ogradus Год назад +62

    They forgot the part where Monsanto sues the kid for theft lol

  • @creativeusername4605
    @creativeusername4605 5 лет назад +467

    *Me:*The illegal ingurries have TONS of truffalo trees.
    *Lorax:* Well invasion by the militag is just what we needs

    • @WildMagicBoggle
      @WildMagicBoggle 5 лет назад +7

      Who doesn't love casual Trump references

    • @scythe2534
      @scythe2534 4 года назад +3

      @@WildMagicBoggle is that a trump reference?

    • @WildMagicBoggle
      @WildMagicBoggle 4 года назад +2

      @@scythe2534 maybe...

    • @charliemcskitt5
      @charliemcskitt5 3 года назад

      awww yeahh macro economics BABEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @jayrichard5358
    @jayrichard5358 6 лет назад +62

    Yes my children will know this story well. A real tear jerker of an ending. So beautiful.

  • @heccshoot
    @heccshoot 8 лет назад +1495

    You can't spell "economy" without "eco"

  • @svenhasselfrisian9274
    @svenhasselfrisian9274 4 года назад +691

    Remove the irony and you have a PragerU video.

    • @TheReasonableSkepticist
      @TheReasonableSkepticist 4 года назад +16

      I mean even with the Irony the Lorax is right

    • @draco9280
      @draco9280 4 года назад +6

      Lol ouch

    • @minioop2
      @minioop2 4 года назад +3

      Got em

    • @user-qc8jd5tw6s
      @user-qc8jd5tw6s 4 года назад +45

      @@TheReasonableSkepticist no he's not really he's not even a smart business man, if he was he would of saved a good portion of the trees so they could make more trees etc.

    • @TheReasonableSkepticist
      @TheReasonableSkepticist 4 года назад

      You get the point.

  • @flyte707
    @flyte707 6 лет назад +332

    "corporations are people too"

    • @nicklespale22
      @nicklespale22 4 года назад +12

      for 2012 even CollegeHumor knew alot

    • @morale.9330
      @morale.9330 3 года назад +5

      They're made up of people, sure. Yet they lack that human touch.

    • @steve_the_vehicon632
      @steve_the_vehicon632 3 года назад

      Depends which type

    • @adonisparts1343
      @adonisparts1343 2 года назад

      true

    • @MrTwisterNo2
      @MrTwisterNo2 Месяц назад +1

      GREEDY people that is.
      Companies are run and managed by people, those people want money, hence corporations behave like bullying, greedy people trying to get as much money as they can while keeping it from others. Because that’s who they’re run by, so it’s how they behave.

  • @JimBob-vv7er
    @JimBob-vv7er 9 лет назад +410

    Honestly I don't understand how people can fall perfectly into the outline of either party. Conservatism makes sense on some issues. Liberalism makes sense on some issues. If we would agree to take the best of each party, we could do truly great things.

    • @mayorglalie
      @mayorglalie 9 лет назад +31

      Thank you. Seriously. The people who 100% agree with either party are idiots.

    • @LilianOrchard
      @LilianOrchard 9 лет назад +9

      Jim Bob Compromise is only attainable when the two parties either want the same thing, or have more in common than they don't. With American Politics, this is NOT the case.

    • @1aundulxaldin
      @1aundulxaldin 9 лет назад +1

      +Jim Bob cute

    • @geraintthomas4343
      @geraintthomas4343 9 лет назад +13

      liberalism and conservatism are only two faces of the same system. both act within the framework of capitalism and both are comparatively right wing if you compare it to other political positions (ie reformism/social democracy or various versions of socialism): in the 30s both viewpoints showed themselves as more willing to side with fascism in europe than with the left (notably in spain). so yes there's plenty of room for compromises between the two, but to say that's because they both have good ideas is where I have to depart with you.

    • @buffoonery5021
      @buffoonery5021 9 лет назад +5

      +Jim Bob
      Spot on, couldn't agree more! Too bad there's no third party to highlight this problem.
      -
      I visualize someone saying, "hey, do you like blue or red?"
      They both have their ups and downs. It's hard to make a defining choice over who the lesser of two evils is. Voting in this system is fucked, there seems to be no purpose.
      -
      Why not implement a system where you show up, they give you a sheet, it has the top 30 important issues.
      You then check either "yes", "no", or "abstain" on each topic from top to bottom.
      Then you slide it into a ballot box.
      -
      I just hate this whole "he said this" "Oh yeah? Well HE said this!" The back and forth of politics is just sad, it's hard to get into.
      I have a feeling most people vote because they feel very strongly on one or two subjects and that makes them "left" or "right". Or there are others who don't want to let their family down so they just go with the flow. And finally, there are those who abstain from voting all together.

  • @mirroredchaos
    @mirroredchaos 4 года назад +319

    corporations: "chop down all the trees"
    also corporations: why is everyone as well as us dying?

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 4 года назад +8

      deadass not how it happens irl. supplies are contracted out, and the suppliers are the ones who replenish things, we dont exactly clear cut forests and leave nothing behind in forestry. and it's kinda a dumb idea that doesnt apply to life that capitalism, the free market which regulates itself to keep going would cause a supply shortage where it would stop total production of basic supplies.

    • @mirroredchaos
      @mirroredchaos 4 года назад +13

      @@3kojimbles895 if your going to provide your input on my opinion please leave hostilities out of it...............deadass

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 4 года назад +5

      @@mirroredchaos well guess I'll say "not how it happens irl no cap" same shit either way man

    • @agostonpitlik8045
      @agostonpitlik8045 4 года назад +1

      The onceler said: Who cares if a few things are dying?...

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 3 года назад +2

      @@3kojimbles895 Don't explain life to people who never paid taxes. It's pointless.

  • @jamespatrick6939
    @jamespatrick6939 8 лет назад +538

    just change the mustache to its hair and we have Sir Donald

  • @sandraj45617
    @sandraj45617 8 лет назад +566

    You know the biggest threat to trees aren't loggers right? With loggers, they plant more trees to replace what they took, or use paper farms, or in easier terms have farmers grow trees in order to sell it for paper. Now the real threat would be farming actually, mostly for raising domestic animals.

    • @tempviduse
      @tempviduse 8 лет назад +14

      true, and almost all the trees cut down now are only 60 years old roughly. their 3rd growth and years of cutting down and replanting

    • @doggyrobbie0
      @doggyrobbie0 8 лет назад +18

      YESSSS!!!! You are so right!!!! Animal agriculture (meat, dairy, egg, etc. Industries) contribute to 91% of Amazon rainforest destruction. Animal agriculture also contributes to 51% of all greenhouse gas emissions. All transportions (cars, airplanes, trains, etc) only contribute 13%.

    • @tempviduse
      @tempviduse 8 лет назад +2

      are you sure? I dont know if they pushed it or not, or even if a regulation even exists. but I know the trees cut down now are 3rd and even 4th growth. and I cant imagine a regulation being passed for logging 150 years ago

    • @LizzyLizzard86
      @LizzyLizzard86 8 лет назад +5

      because they took all the trees, and put them in a tree museum. And people had to pay a dollar and a half to see them. they took all the trees and put in a parking lot... lol.

    • @Crosby4hyg
      @Crosby4hyg 8 лет назад +2

      The biggest threat to trees is fire, and big logging companies are among the biggest contributors to fire danger, especially in old-growth forest. This is true in the U.S. anyway.

  • @TheWaggishAmerican
    @TheWaggishAmerican 8 лет назад +407

    why do things like these never mention that most logging companies plant trees as they cut?

    • @miga3191
      @miga3191 8 лет назад +35

      To maintain their narrative.

    • @cardijey6918
      @cardijey6918 8 лет назад +24

      That's why everyday footballfields of rainforest are choped down.

    • @TheWaggishAmerican
      @TheWaggishAmerican 8 лет назад +17

      Cardi Jey ??? Your point is... what exactly? Sure they cut down football fields. Then they promptly plant new trees right where they cut. Kind of like a farmer. A farmer harvests his corn, but he knows he'll run out, so once the harvest is over, he plants more corn for next year.

    • @cardijey6918
      @cardijey6918 8 лет назад +55

      oh nono, here in the us, or in europe, that is the case. Our wood is from preserved areas where they keep a balance, but if it comes to wood from asia, africa and south america, they chop everything down without regrets and vision for the future. That's why i said rainforest. But we are not totally innocent, we buy that stuff.

    • @TheWaggishAmerican
      @TheWaggishAmerican 8 лет назад +10

      Cardi Jey Ah. It seems like a pretty bad business plan from those companies then. They'll run out of both product and the ability to plant more. Are you sure that none of them are doing that over there? I really thought I saw something about one of the bigger, US logging companies replanting even in the rain forests.

  • @HPayne62
    @HPayne62 4 года назад +80

    I am the Lorax
    I speak for the trees
    Litter again
    Say goodbye to your knees

  • @l.515
    @l.515 8 лет назад +1825

    Hey internet! I just made a nonpolitical comment. FEAR ME!!!!

    • @lmao2302
      @lmao2302 8 лет назад +39

      Don't kill me! I have a wife and children.

    • @unkykun
      @unkykun 8 лет назад +31

      Oh God ! Was the prophecy true?
      Has the web revealed the one chosen?
      Hiding I have to because in time a few
      Mercy won't shows for the children's man!
      (Sorry for bad english)

    • @l.515
      @l.515 8 лет назад +5

      unkykun No problem, google translate has issues. Keep learning! ;)

    • @l.515
      @l.515 7 лет назад +1

      Ivore Surkuri Not sure what you are talking about, But I like the enthusiasm! :)

    • @l.515
      @l.515 7 лет назад +1

      Thanks for explaining it. Sorry that I didn't get the reference, I'm not much of a gamer I'm afraid.

  • @tranhoangquan-Shadeez
    @tranhoangquan-Shadeez Год назад +97

    Lorax no longer speaks for the tree. He now speaks for the money and capitalism.

    • @TobbateKunn
      @TobbateKunn 10 месяцев назад +3

      And Onceler be like: Bro wtf

    • @madnightguard6296
      @madnightguard6296 5 месяцев назад

      Capitalism doesn't have borders

    • @RandomRothbardian
      @RandomRothbardian 2 месяца назад +1

      Capitalism would incentivize him to replant the trees, a low time preference is what capitalism creates, it incentivizes sustainable practices like for instance: replanting the trees; this is what lumber companies do because it leads to future prosperity and their customers continue to support their practices with their dollar. After all money is speech.

    • @makhnothecossack4948
      @makhnothecossack4948 18 дней назад

      ​@@RandomRothbardianThat is a naive and utterly theoretical idea without any ties to reality. Capitalism, if anything, incentivizes high time preference over everything, as it has been researched that too much money breaks one's psyche if it wasn't already, considering that the person already became wealthy through business instead of actual skills. The wealthy are just dictators who didn't want to become politicians.

    • @headphonesaxolotl
      @headphonesaxolotl 7 дней назад

      @@RandomRothbardian Ideally, at least, but The Lorax is about a capitalist who was so focused on the present, he couldn't even be bothered to think about his own future.

  • @supermagicaldeadguy6205
    @supermagicaldeadguy6205 7 лет назад +796

    I'm getting more of an anti-capitalist vibe rather than an anti-conservative vibe.

    • @casperd2100
      @casperd2100 6 лет назад +140

      what did you expect from communisthumor?

    • @supermagnificence7503
      @supermagnificence7503 6 лет назад +77

      Wow funny joke casperd. You are just hilarious.

    • @SynisterFour
      @SynisterFour 6 лет назад +47

      I don't see a problem here comrade ☭

    • @sapiensursus3034
      @sapiensursus3034 6 лет назад

      Good

    • @icameherejusttocomment550
      @icameherejusttocomment550 6 лет назад +46

      I mean, capitalism does profit off the destruction of the environment, whilst socialism will maintain trees for the good of all. Capitalism prefers profit; socialism good for all. Social Democracy may try to combine both, but eco-socialism is the only way to save the environment. There's no surprise to be found here.

  • @ryangallagher9723
    @ryangallagher9723 4 года назад +26

    This video was ahead of its time.

  • @jwanbesande2734
    @jwanbesande2734 8 лет назад +559

    Don't mind me, just a non-political comment.

    • @zawarudo3582
      @zawarudo3582 6 лет назад +5

      HUH finally

    • @henrygraham1584
      @henrygraham1584 6 лет назад +10

      jwan besande good luck on your journey young comment, one day you will be needed, keep in earshot non-political comment you will be called upon and on that day you will transcend all expectations

    • @thejumpergaming4699
      @thejumpergaming4699 6 лет назад

      Demilitarized zone coming through!

    • @officialbelle4490
      @officialbelle4490 6 лет назад +1

      Austin Parnell wtf is wrong with you. You must have a rock for brains

    • @s.tar.lin.g
      @s.tar.lin.g 6 лет назад +3

      I don't understand it, but it's obviously a joke

  • @blakekhan119
    @blakekhan119 5 лет назад +671

    As a conservative, even I have to admit.
    *This is 🅱️ U C K I N G HILARIOUS* 😂🤣👌😆🤔

    • @Breidablik06
      @Breidablik06 5 лет назад +10

      For sure

    • @mathisr.44
      @mathisr.44 5 лет назад +5

      Indeed

    • @wiggy009
      @wiggy009 5 лет назад +27

      Stop being a conservative

    • @Alex-ve6ey
      @Alex-ve6ey 5 лет назад +26

      Well as a conservative, you should reconsider your stance

    • @CoolKid-ym3vo
      @CoolKid-ym3vo 5 лет назад +51

      @@wiggy009 "oRaNge mAn bAd"

  • @Ditmike2235
    @Ditmike2235 6 лет назад +354

    I feel that if the Lorax would want to continue his profit, he would plant multiple plots of thneeds that would be harvested at different times then replanted to make sure his profits continue to come in instead of blindly harvesting every tree in a forest.

    • @Luaporleafcutterant
      @Luaporleafcutterant 5 лет назад +20

      In this case, yes. But if he was cutting the trees down to make room for farmland, then he would have no reason to plant trees.

    • @wiggy009
      @wiggy009 5 лет назад +24

      If you were to do that you would risk getting out produced by a competitor who's willing to cut down trees for short term profit therefore the capitalist free market incentive creates long term environmental problems

    • @yawningsoldier7675
      @yawningsoldier7675 4 года назад +13

      @sol1d gh0st
      No, you don't. You have made fabulous profit in the short term, which happens to also be your career.
      Long term would benefit people who follow you, but not necessarily you.

    • @christinadrescher3163
      @christinadrescher3163 4 года назад +7

      This is actually what we do. Do you think loggers just take and take with no replanting. One problem is that a lot of forest just becomes a farm and not a habitat. There are plenty of trees in the world, just not the natural kind of variety or lifespan anymore. Like how you can get an apple almost anywhere at anytime these days but only a few varieties (at most stores)

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 4 года назад

      @@yawningsoldier7675 which is why you want your kids to earn

  • @ruffo7673
    @ruffo7673 4 года назад +422

    “And all of a sudden, I heard a guzzumer. And a strange little man, popped out of a Hummer”
    Basically Trump starting his campaign in 2016

    • @a.bagasm.7253
      @a.bagasm.7253 4 года назад +12

      Liberals are creative and conservatves are dutiful
      And that's why we must talk
      To make the world beutiful

    • @milkchugger17
      @milkchugger17 4 года назад +3

      @@a.bagasm.7253 f u c k l i b e r a l s

    • @a.bagasm.7253
      @a.bagasm.7253 4 года назад +12

      @@milkchugger17ACTUALLY,you can't tell wich one is right because in large part is determined by your personality wich means that sometimes the liberal is right and sometime the conservatives are correct. That's why we need both of them to have a political discussion so that our soceity is functioning

    • @misterling645
      @misterling645 4 года назад +4

      Wasim Tuber Liberals should join forces with conservatives to take down the true problem, the fascist democrats.

    • @RonanTetsu
      @RonanTetsu 4 года назад +7

      @@misterling645 Lol. Conservatives already proved themselves as Trump enablers and have officially sold their soul to the devil. Only the Lincoln project has redeemed themselves.

  • @garpogods8323
    @garpogods8323 8 лет назад +605

    I think i finally understand how liberal college humor is

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 8 лет назад +51

      Wrong. They make fun of liberals too

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 8 лет назад +26

      *****
      Nope, they do. You just haven't looked

    • @jodhod1498
      @jodhod1498 8 лет назад +23

      Jonny, can you explain to me how racial profiling can be construed as not racist

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 8 лет назад +15

      ***** I would say "Where are your sources to prove that statement?"

    • @sp9969
      @sp9969 8 лет назад +21

      source: the ministry of defence crime statistics

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 7 лет назад +598

    As hilarious as this is, and as much as I despise the lobbyists and bureaucrats that run this country, the video has the same flaw that the original story had. A smart business owner would have ensured the survival of the trees so that he would always have the resources to make more thneeds. It would have been in everyone's best interest to preserve them. Of course, that wasn't the main message of the story, so it's alright

    • @victoriah4278
      @victoriah4278 6 лет назад +34

      Have you ever heard if the tragedy of the commons?

    • @wabc2336
      @wabc2336 6 лет назад +54

      Actually, businesses have an incentive to effectively rape the land because the cost of it is split evenly among everyone, so while it's huge in total, it's low for the corporation. Meanwhile the benefit of it is nothing for the people, but big for the corporation. So this destruction is worth it for the corporation but not for everyone in total.

    • @mikeydaversa1760
      @mikeydaversa1760 6 лет назад +6

      W Abc yeah but once you run out of resources, thats it. So you can rape the land all you want, but you’re screwing yourself over in the long run

    • @lobaxx
      @lobaxx 6 лет назад +34

      @@mikeydaversa1760 A small family business would.
      But stock traders don't care about the long term. They want fast profits yesterday and once the resources are gone they have already liquidated and moved on. And big corporations just see value in scarcity, because if you control all that is left then you can put whatever price you want.
      Which is why you need incentives and regulations for small, sustainable business to thrive.

    • @mikeydaversa1760
      @mikeydaversa1760 6 лет назад +6

      Kristian Jörgensen but if you just controlled the resource, like the kid controls the forest in the video, then you could ensure those fast profits far into the future and ride the train until JUST before the wheels fall off. That’s by far the most profitable plan

  • @insertname252
    @insertname252 5 лет назад +77

    Legends say that those poor tycoons’ butler’s butlers had to fire their butler’s butler!

  • @bethsullivan5165
    @bethsullivan5165 Год назад +8

    Logging Regulations:
    Replant for every chopped,cutted,and bulldozed trees.
    No burning the trees.
    Dynamite needs to be handled carefully.
    Be fair to the competitions.
    No Pollution.
    No Littering.

  • @caen9873
    @caen9873 8 лет назад +1013

    They should include that the illegal imgury's worked for the lorax at a below minimum salary.

    • @wolfboi2212
      @wolfboi2212 8 лет назад +23

      Exclaims the tiny uneducated liberal

    • @caen9873
      @caen9873 8 лет назад +54

      VeRGoGaming 891 Nah, I'm pretty educated, that's why I know that Trump uses illegals to build his towers and plans on using them to build the wall (and making them pay for it).

    • @anunkash5185
      @anunkash5185 8 лет назад +10

      the tiny uneducated liberal retorts.

    • @theamazingzionist2596
      @theamazingzionist2596 8 лет назад +12

      Blurry Birb well at least he would be employing immigrants, unlike leftists who want them financially dependent on state welfare provided by tax payers money.

    • @caen9873
      @caen9873 8 лет назад +6

      is joke....

  • @crazwaz5770
    @crazwaz5770 8 лет назад +345

    If you put the mustache on top of the Lorax's head, and you'll find Donald Trump.

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 8 лет назад +20

      CrAzyW3irdo Still better than fucking Hillary.

    • @minioop2
      @minioop2 8 лет назад +5

      Nosebleed Macgee Oh, but see, that's incorrect.

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 8 лет назад +7

      minioop2 *Raises Eyebrow* Really now.

    • @tankerchief2410
      @tankerchief2410 8 лет назад +6

      At least she isn't breaking the FIRST AMENDMENT

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 8 лет назад +8

      Tankerchief She wants to get rid of the Second Amendment.

  • @MilkCrate801
    @MilkCrate801 5 лет назад +70

    "how bad could I possibly be?"

    • @leviedds9354
      @leviedds9354 4 года назад +2

      Not bad at all

    • @robie1978
      @robie1978 4 года назад +3

      *man fucks bird*

    • @shurale123
      @shurale123 3 года назад +8

      A company's an animal
      That's trying to survive
      It's struggling and fighting
      Just to keep itself alive

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 2 года назад

      @@shurale123 Biggering is triggering more biggering!

  • @catloverplayz3268
    @catloverplayz3268 10 дней назад +9

    Thank you Algorithm for giving me this gem

  • @VinVonVoom
    @VinVonVoom 4 года назад +23

    2:00 "A company's an animal that's trying to survive, it's struggling and fighting to keep itself alive!"

    • @benebersole3038
      @benebersole3038 4 года назад +4

      biggering

    • @rozeenajamil
      @rozeenajamil 4 года назад +2

      Trying to keep itself ALERT..

    • @shurale123
      @shurale123 3 года назад +3

      So I'm not the only fan of this song here...

  • @pkpowers3107
    @pkpowers3107 8 лет назад +687

    Technically by definition the lorax is a conservative

    • @fearthemutt1331
      @fearthemutt1331 8 лет назад +2

      How?

    • @KurtisC93
      @KurtisC93 8 лет назад +43

      +Fear The Mutt Conservationism. ;)

    • @fearthemutt1331
      @fearthemutt1331 8 лет назад +13

      Yeah, I looked that word up, and it's exactly what I thought. The Lorax from the original story was not a conservative.

    • @pkpowers3107
      @pkpowers3107 8 лет назад +60

      +Fear The Mutt
      The lorax is trying to conserve the forest so there for he is technically a conservative ;)

    • @pkpowers3107
      @pkpowers3107 8 лет назад +57

      +rajat mehndiratta
      Corection: thats not the POLITICAL definition of conservative

  • @jamespatrick6939
    @jamespatrick6939 8 лет назад +277

    "We need regulation to get out of their way" hey we tried that at 2008, I don't remember how it went...

    • @noaboahQR
      @noaboahQR 8 лет назад +2

      +Phoenix Productions doing that with cars nowadays

    • @jamespatrick6939
      @jamespatrick6939 8 лет назад +3

      Don't forget the prime rate loans of used cars, thats going bang some time... mhmm wonder why can't we learn our mistakes

    • @atirx7317
      @atirx7317 7 лет назад +2

      James Patrick the outcome was recession

    • @omegaXXIV
      @omegaXXIV 7 лет назад +6

      *Leans into mic* Wrong. Bush added thousands of new regulations in 2008.

    • @legoboy468
      @legoboy468 7 лет назад +6

      omegaXXIV yeah, after the recession started

  • @EmoJiraiBoyKuromi
    @EmoJiraiBoyKuromi 3 дня назад +17

    I hate that people don’t get the point of this. It isn’t just about trees. It’s about our world as a whole. Who would you rather protect: wealthy politicians, corporations and billionaires who don’t give a rats as abt you or your own neighbors, friends, children, and partners who actually want to help? If that isn’t simple to you then idk what to tell you. You are too far gone. But if it’s about your religion or faith let me remind you to love thy neighbor and not thy billionaire. Jesus hated the rich. Jesus would hate Trump.

    • @LightBluPikachu
      @LightBluPikachu 2 дня назад +1

      i wonder if well end up having a revolt like in the 3d lorax movie

    • @leguman5289
      @leguman5289 День назад +1

      And that's why we voted against kamala

    • @LightBluPikachu
      @LightBluPikachu День назад +4

      @@leguman5289 and why is that? hes not gonna save the trees, air, ground, or sea. wanting to remove pollution regulations and do things like leave the paris accord and pull incentives for ev's wont help any part of our world

    • @Deco1ze
      @Deco1ze День назад

      Wall of text

    • @leguman5289
      @leguman5289 День назад +1

      @@LightBluPikachu he's going to help americans instead of trees. And we wont have +15% inflation unlike what biden did

  • @Chris_Thorndyke
    @Chris_Thorndyke 15 дней назад +13

    A company is not a person

    • @dandeluxe8731
      @dandeluxe8731 13 дней назад +9

      That's true; unfortunately, the Supreme Court disagrees.

    • @Salikino
      @Salikino 7 дней назад +2

      They're treated as people for some reason.
      Regan ruined everything.

  • @agent4788
    @agent4788 7 лет назад +364

    Now do The Liberal Lorax. 😁

    • @undefender
      @undefender 6 лет назад +94

      Agent 47 They are “College” Humor not “Sensible” Humor

    • @undefender
      @undefender 6 лет назад +19

      Agent 47 it would be “sensible” to do so but wouldn’t fit with the “college”

    • @P7777-u7r
      @P7777-u7r 6 лет назад +66

      "who cares about the trees when we have bigger issues like oppressed minorities"

    • @stellaraevum799
      @stellaraevum799 6 лет назад +47

      ejsdotalt
      How about you don't use autism as an insult? It makes you look ignorant.

    • @nickmarquez4794
      @nickmarquez4794 6 лет назад

      P77777777 lol

  • @joecreek6038
    @joecreek6038 15 дней назад +16

    Seeing this 12 years after for some reason

    • @Chris_Thorndyke
      @Chris_Thorndyke 15 дней назад +4

      Because we need to care for the environment and nature instead of petty politics

    • @cooler_carpington
      @cooler_carpington 15 дней назад +3

      ​@@Chris_Thorndykeyou have never planted a tree in your life 😊

    • @Chris_Thorndyke
      @Chris_Thorndyke 15 дней назад +2

      @@cooler_carpington And why do you assume that?

    • @MRTHUNDER.
      @MRTHUNDER. 15 дней назад +3

      @@Chris_Thorndyke because let’s be honest everyone talks about helping the environment, but they don’t do anything

    • @AoH3_King
      @AoH3_King 13 дней назад +1

      ​Ironically, conservatives are the greatest conservationists... well, i suppose its not thaf ironic, they both involve the word "conserve"

  • @haroldp.sadwood1181
    @haroldp.sadwood1181 Год назад +38

    The funny thing is, this more competent and convincing than 90% of conservative media.

  • @AakwardAardvark
    @AakwardAardvark 10 лет назад +26

    this was amazingly good

  • @ThomasEdvalson
    @ThomasEdvalson 10 лет назад +27

    Yes, because nothing's more profitable than depleting your whole source of supply.

    • @johnbush5325
      @johnbush5325 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Banana's are a natural mutation, and are wiped out easily. The banana that was commonly eaten from the 1920's to the 1950's was nearly driven to extinction because of lack of genetic variance, and the banana we eat today faces the same threat.

    • @ThatOneAccount931
      @ThatOneAccount931 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Not to be rude but the tragedy of commons is a story promoting private enterprise. Essentially, the tragedy comes from the fact that since no ONE person owned the land, the collective could not bother to maintain it's upkeep. Rather, they kept using it and using it until there was nothing left where as if it had been privately owned, the owner would have stepped in. It's a good lesson but not exactly applicable in this sense as private ownership and big business are now the cause for the tragedy. When everyone owns something, people may be less inclined to clean it up (much like your roommate(s) despite that everyone would benefit from clean dishes, vacuumed rugs, etc.). However, when it is privately owned for the sake of profit and nothing else, the owners may (as shown through experience) will only care about the profit here and now. It's not a collective issue but a greed issue. When is enough enough and what will we sacrifice for it. And that's all of us, even the majority who support these institutions for a few dollars more. But that leads us to low wages and the like which stem for the previous problem of big business who outsources. ...I did not mean for this post to be so long and....rude isn't the right word...preachy maybe? Sorry.

    • @johnbush5325
      @johnbush5325 10 лет назад +1

      ThatOneAccount931 The tragedy of the commons happens under communism, however, there is a way to get all the benefits of communism and capitalism without the downfall of either. It's called co-operative enterprise.
      It's a business model where every worker of particular business enterprise shares ownership of said business. All the workers vote on their wages, and on how to run the business. All the money that in a private enterprise would become the private money of the Capitalist, now is the pooled money of that whole business. Instead of blindly obeying orders and competing with employees for promotions, everyone would be able to freely discuss and debate about how things should be run, and there would be a work environment of community and cooperation and autonomy. Co-operative enterprise would be able to be conscientious of externalities such as how the environment is being effected by their business practices because unlike in a competitive economy where you have to compete at all costs just to achieve bottom line profit needed to survive as a business, a co-operative enterprise cooperates with everyone, and therefore has time to step back and discuss and be conscious of externalities.
      And the tragedy of the commons is avoided with this model since free riders would be getting a share of money that could be spread among the rest of you, you would have an economic incentive to fire free riders, meaning people would have an incentive not to be free riders themselves.
      And unlike communism, co-operative enterprise still respects personal property, so you could wake up in your private home, put on your private clothes, eat some of your private food for breakfast and drink some of your coffee and if it helps you work smoke a bowl of some good sativa and then drive your private car to a workplace that you co-operatively own and run with all of your co-workers.
      And there are different models of co-op, different models work better for different businesses. Some are a direct democracy, some elect managers every so often in elections (and usually vote for them to have slightly higher pay as an economic incentive to do well), some elect work councils, whatever works.

    • @ThatOneAccount931
      @ThatOneAccount931 10 лет назад

      ***** I do not want to be rude or come across crass but you are wrong. I am a Political Science major and an Economics minor, the Tragedy of Commons stems from an ACTUAL English event in which an edict allowed local farmers to use the "common land". These farmers, acting as rational individuals, chose to have their cows and sheep overgraze, thus having them grow fatter and more profitable. And as everyone acted in their own self interest and rationally, it over extended the commons to a point in where the land was unusable. And as far as I was taught, if someone were to own that land and see it was becoming unusable, they would step in and stop it. When you own something, you take better care of it. It's a fact. How many people go to parties and don't care about the mess they make, how many people litter on the beach, etc. You have no incentive to protect or clean anything if you'll only see a short term gain as the people who visit the area after you wreck it and mess it. It's not about selling a profitable enterprise as you can't sell it since it isn't even yours. However, if you can recognize that fact and realize it's a communally owned property than it's different. If it's recognize by the group as owned by the group than the group will try to preserve it. However, if no one or group will claim ownership who will protect it. There wouldn't even be forests (or as many at least) in America had Roosevelt not created the National Parks Service. He decided that they needed to owned so they could be preserved and saved. Humans are tragically short sited, if we would read the writing on the walls would there really be tragedies like Easter Island, the extinction of the Dodo bird, the latest American recession? I doubt it. Ownership isn't bad per say but it does has it's draws back. People forgo long term benefit for short term game. Like when you decide to get a good paying job after high school versus college and end up making less in the long run.

    • @johnbush5325
      @johnbush5325 10 лет назад

      ThatOneAccount931 Would it not have incentivized the farmers to treat all the cows equally on the common land if they co-operatively owned all the cows and voted on how to distribute all the money made from the cows?

  • @ywreck
    @ywreck 9 лет назад +239

    The amount of angry conservatives who can't take a joke

    • @ywreck
      @ywreck 9 лет назад +29

      Jason Shults A shining example

    • @thenessthatcouldech8793
      @thenessthatcouldech8793 9 лет назад

      +yWreck Are just a bunch of big awful blokes!
      (Continue!)

    • @coolkid435
      @coolkid435 9 лет назад +5

      +yWreck angry liberals are worse... (college protests lmao)

    • @romantic_absurdist
      @romantic_absurdist 9 лет назад +1

      +Bob it actually was pretty funny lol

    • @dustintacohands1107
      @dustintacohands1107 8 лет назад

      +yWreck i can when you do the same to the other side... This channel cannot it simply goes after the right. Done with this channel.

  • @nacatape
    @nacatape 3 года назад +161

    It’s ironic how he’s called “Conservative” Lorax, he’s not Conserving anything.
    I know

    • @pwnomega4562
      @pwnomega4562 3 года назад +10

      The Lorax is representing their warped view of what a conservative is, which in this case he isn't a true conservative.

    • @phil8910
      @phil8910 3 года назад +25

      @@pwnomega4562 you remind me of the "not real socialism" people

    • @loona_mew
      @loona_mew 3 года назад +4

      the conservative only conserving the free market and Israel

    • @Zurgo-fl1kx
      @Zurgo-fl1kx 3 года назад +6

      He's conserving the institution of capitalism

    • @phil8910
      @phil8910 3 года назад +3

      @@loona_mew face the wall, nazbol

  • @hyerjohn1199
    @hyerjohn1199 9 лет назад +393

    I'm conservative, and am against mass deforestation. Only log when you replant the trees, twofold or more. (I'm constitutional BTW)

    • @thedarkconservatarian6806
      @thedarkconservatarian6806 9 лет назад +27

      +HyerJohn Standing for the constitution is the definition of conservatism, but college humor doesn't get that.

    • @oO_ox_O
      @oO_ox_O 9 лет назад

      +HyerJohn Constitutionalists are against privatizing the US post, right?

    • @keveydaking
      @keveydaking 9 лет назад +2

      +HyerJohn you cant be constitutional and conservative, because they largely ignore the whole freedom from religion thing

    • @1nv1nc1b1e
      @1nv1nc1b1e 9 лет назад +4

      +Zack Edwards Yeah, perhaps that is the definition of conservatism, but have you seen the politicians and office seekers nowadays who go under the label conservative?

    • @thedarkconservatarian6806
      @thedarkconservatarian6806 9 лет назад +1

      FattyRollsAgainOSU You mean frauds like John Kasich, Jeb Bush, Mitt Romney, and even Newt Gingrich?

  • @Morning_Star_Productions
    @Morning_Star_Productions 2 года назад +120

    Somehow this is a better story than the 2012 movie. Thank god there’s no how bad can I be

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 8 лет назад +25

    This is actually the most persuasive arguement for the Conservative viewpoint I've ever seen.Take from that what you will.

    • @jerrycan1756
      @jerrycan1756 8 лет назад +2

      The 20-minute TV special (the one that follows the origional to a t) is on Hulu, and it is much better than this.

  • @eyaph
    @eyaph 8 дней назад +8

    I love how he's being paid off by the oncler

  • @KaptainCnucklz
    @KaptainCnucklz 10 лет назад +165

    Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, and neither of them give a shit about you.
    I'm not picking sides. Fuck narrow minded political parties. I'm staying independent, thank you very much.

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime 10 лет назад +33

      dude, I just watched a Dr. Seuss parody AND the first sentence of your comment. I was reading the rest expecting it to rhyme XD

    • @TheDisarminghinkle
      @TheDisarminghinkle 10 лет назад +27

      Even George Washington said that political parties were a bad idea. He said they would create a divisive environment in which people could just flock to one side or the other instead of formulating their own deductions.
      And, that's exactly what has happened.

    • @nimblesheepvenomous3811
      @nimblesheepvenomous3811 10 лет назад +10

      only your first sentence rhymed...

    • @bgu6703
      @bgu6703 10 лет назад +8

      What the fuck is this? In Dr Seuss everything rhymes.
      Do it again and stop wasting my time.
      Rhyme your ass off and don't be lazy.
      Or I will turn you crazy.

    • @gerlofsdonia4522
      @gerlofsdonia4522 10 лет назад +1

      This bullshit party system and this "pick a side" bs only causes hostility and leaves little to no room for compromise or understanding. Mark my words, in due time the country will end up with another civil war and end up as a divided shithole, oh wait, that's already happening.

  • @weldin
    @weldin 7 лет назад +118

    Conservative orange man? That explains a lot.

    • @dgvprincess7187
      @dgvprincess7187 6 лет назад +2

      What's wrong with conservatives?

    • @hughmungus2946
      @hughmungus2946 6 лет назад +1

      wwhats wrong with trump?

    • @MetricOwl-tv8zx
      @MetricOwl-tv8zx Месяц назад

      After 4 years of democrat control how did the left think this was a good idea to have a man with the brain shrivelled into the size of a nut was a good idea.

  • @Lacie_draws
    @Lacie_draws Год назад +11

    "I am the Lorax I speak for my fees, and if you keep protecting the trees, I will feast on your knees."

  • @j3ssthealien283
    @j3ssthealien283 2 года назад +15

    What's even funnier about this political cartoon is Doctor Seuss actually started out as a political cartoonist

  • @MrBeiragua
    @MrBeiragua 9 лет назад +83

    Man, this Lorax was very convincing.

    • @spazzmaticus1542
      @spazzmaticus1542 8 лет назад +1

      +Jack Wilby Fake Capitalist??
      His entire fortune is made off of free enterprise.
      However he likes tariffs...What's up with that?

    • @spazzmaticus1542
      @spazzmaticus1542 8 лет назад +1

      +Jack Wilby Ronald Reagan was a democrate.

    • @christinehumphrey2125
      @christinehumphrey2125 8 лет назад

      +Nathan Brinkerhoff Um no, he was a Republican

    • @spazzmaticus1542
      @spazzmaticus1542 8 лет назад +1

      +Christine Humphrey google it. He was a democrate for most of his life. Only towards his presidency did he become a republican.

    • @MrBeiragua
      @MrBeiragua 8 лет назад

      Nathan Brinkerhoff that's probably the story of a lot of liberals, after they found out that democrats aren't liberals at all.

  • @tonyatrache9790
    @tonyatrache9790 6 лет назад +65

    I've always wondered this, couldnt they have shaved the trees in lorax without cutting them down? The fabric or whatever they are supposed to be would have just grown back, cutting them down would have just destroyed profits, also technically some trees do die and should actually be chopped down to prevent forest fires, ironically, this is actually good for the environment

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 3 года назад +7

      becouse the new lorax movie was an anti capitalist propaganda movie ---- if you watch the original it makes way more sence

    • @davifernandopereiraborges5168
      @davifernandopereiraborges5168 2 года назад +10

      @@baronbrummbar8691 this is not explained,perhaps a fandom wiki suggest the wood is used as firewall.Also the problem is that the onceler cuts to many trees, theres a diference betwen choping down some trees and choping down the entire forest

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 2 года назад +3

      @@davifernandopereiraborges5168 do you know the Lorax demo songs ???
      -
      they show what the movie was suposed to be

    • @davifernandopereiraborges5168
      @davifernandopereiraborges5168 2 года назад +3

      @@baronbrummbar8691 i only know biggering

    • @baronbrummbar8691
      @baronbrummbar8691 2 года назад +3

      @@davifernandopereiraborges5168 "Thneedville" (intro song) has a demo version ...... it is pretty messed up aswell

  • @den-pw8hv
    @den-pw8hv 6 лет назад +352

    I'm conservative and couldn't help but smile

    • @Breidablik06
      @Breidablik06 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @tetsuoatehimbread1234
      @tetsuoatehimbread1234 5 лет назад +42

      There's a difference between a right-winger and greedy capitalist

    • @JustGrizzzz
      @JustGrizzzz 5 лет назад +19

      It’s funny to see their weird and wacky views of us because they don’t think we believe in regulations keep economy and environment at equilibrium

    • @rtlthemusician5598
      @rtlthemusician5598 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @CoolKid-ym3vo
      @CoolKid-ym3vo 5 лет назад +8

      @@tetsuoatehimbread1234 ok commie libtard

  • @konapepe
    @konapepe 16 дней назад +7

    "The Lorax was right, he was sharp as a tack. Who was I to hold the economy back." Why is this line so hilarious 2:32

  • @maxmanzer1240
    @maxmanzer1240 8 лет назад +32

    You can't spell economy without no

    • @blueflare1653
      @blueflare1653 8 лет назад +5

      you also cant spell it without eco. :/

    • @lego-motionpictures5650
      @lego-motionpictures5650 8 лет назад +3

      Dang. Preach.

    • @jaqq333
      @jaqq333 7 лет назад +4

      You can't spell communism without famine, disease, and oppressive authoritarianism.

    • @austiblazeit9081
      @austiblazeit9081 7 лет назад +7

      smug anime face Yeah you can.

    • @cityraildude
      @cityraildude 6 лет назад

      You can't spell "environmentalist" without mental

  • @Stoneth
    @Stoneth 10 лет назад +48

    Still better than The Lorax movie from 2012.

    • @slopedarmouredpony
      @slopedarmouredpony 10 лет назад +7

      Oh cmon, that movie was good.

    • @Stoneth
      @Stoneth 10 лет назад +10

      Red Pentalpha If that's what you think, then you didn't read the book or see the original 1972 special. And if you did, then you missed the point of them entirely.

    • @slopedarmouredpony
      @slopedarmouredpony 10 лет назад +15

      Stoneth I did read the book. I did not see the 1972 special though.
      I think it was a good movie, you are just taking it too seriously. If you didn't like it, then fine. There is nothing wrong with me liking it.

    • @SoraAkiraMusic
      @SoraAkiraMusic 10 лет назад

      Actually, I saw the movie. It was a well-expanded movie (as you can never expect NO expansion when making a movie out of a children's book) that added to the message that the book has now. Sure, it's a "whole different story", but it's a meta-story. The story surrounding the world of "The Lorax", the book, is filled in magnificently in a dystopian utopia, and the movie kept faithful to the book as possible (You just can't make a movie without showing one of the main characters until the end!).

  • @boogaloobender3462
    @boogaloobender3462 6 лет назад +403

    This is against capitalism not conservatism

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 6 лет назад +58

      And neither is fucking bad

    • @stellaraevum799
      @stellaraevum799 6 лет назад +15

      Meeseeks Master Race _
      Do you like that people can inherit money?

    • @stellaraevum799
      @stellaraevum799 6 лет назад

      I'm actually a phospholipid bilayer
      It's also obvious that I asked if you *like* it, not if you can.

    • @stellaraevum799
      @stellaraevum799 6 лет назад +15

      I'm actually a phospholipid bilayer
      Then capitalism does not work if you can inherit money because people do not start from equal footing and earn their way up.

    • @stellaraevum799
      @stellaraevum799 6 лет назад +7

      I'm actually a phospholipid bilayer
      Do not call me a moron if you are going to proceed to contradict yourself.
      If some people start off rich and some start off poor. Then are their opportunities equal?

  • @rocketpod1
    @rocketpod1 13 часов назад +5

    Most inaccurate part is the business tycoon not wanting the cheap immigrant labor for their factory

  • @christopherverdery1294
    @christopherverdery1294 6 лет назад +222

    I'm not sure what the message is. "Oh, no, they cut down all the Truffula trees!" Except the fact ThneedCo owns the seed means they plan on planting replanting the entire forest?

    • @BGcam
      @BGcam 6 лет назад +56

      Except they wouldn’t because trees take half a lifetime to mature and capitalist decision making is driven by short term quarterly profits, not long term sustainability. Once the market for Thneeds is decimated by deforestation, they’ll just move the capital to the next investment, leaving the locals without a forest and the thneed workers without jobs. People need to learn that’s how the “free-market” works.

    • @professorhal8098
      @professorhal8098 6 лет назад +22

      Cam Jones So stupid, not grounded in reality.
      No, they would be genetically modifying them to produce more seeds and fabric, and doing it faster. This causes them to be cheaper, and thus more people will want it, and then they will have to make more. *Like in real life.*

    • @BGcam
      @BGcam 6 лет назад +23

      Artyom Metro none of your reply addresses the fact that it takes 30 years for trees to mature. You think they are going to stick around and pay their employees for 30 years while they wait for the next set of mature trees to harvest? Or are these trees genetically modified to appear instantly like some fantasy novel?

    • @ManuelGomez-ef7mb
      @ManuelGomez-ef7mb 6 лет назад

      Artyom Metro .

    • @thebashfulturtle9987
      @thebashfulturtle9987 6 лет назад +8

      @@BGcam you know people plant seeds as they go right... You could harvest a forest for 30 years and then come back around to where you started. Or better yet, you could hire contractors to cut down your trees and not long-term employees. As long as people need trees they'll be a market for trees. If everyone wants then but it's not profitable to harvest them then clearly those people aren't paying enough for what they want.

  • @TrekkerLLAP
    @TrekkerLLAP 10 лет назад +36

    Has anyone else ever felt, while watching a video or reading the comments or listening to people argue, a certain oneness with the universe? A oneness so powerful that you just really want to leave this universe, and feel for a few fleeting moments that you actually can?
    Because I just felt that. Right now. And it was _glorious_.

    • @TrekkerLLAP
      @TrekkerLLAP 10 лет назад +1

      Bob Marley Thanks for the insightful rhyme...but I like my life, thanks. I didn't mean that I wanted to die when I said I could leave. I meant that I felt I could actually travel interdimensionally.

    • @TrekkerLLAP
      @TrekkerLLAP 10 лет назад +5

      ***** Excuse me? I'm 13. Does someone really have to be on drugs to feel that kind of euphoria? I don't think so.

    • @overkill8436
      @overkill8436 10 лет назад

      TrekkerLLAP I agree you but just because you're 13 does not mean you are not on drugs, I actually think it makes you higher at risk

    • @Bleacher22
      @Bleacher22 10 лет назад +2

      Don't sniff glues again or your brains will be real mash.

    • @TrekkerLLAP
      @TrekkerLLAP 10 лет назад +2

      Guys... I'm not on drugs... and I never sniffed glue... and yeah overkill8436 kind of sad how my generation is deteriorating that way. I'm not a part of that.

  • @Elliot-the-queer
    @Elliot-the-queer 5 лет назад +9

    Found this years ago, loved it, still do

  • @Preppybabiess
    @Preppybabiess 10 дней назад +7

    woah 12 years ago in 2012

  • @roshni1098
    @roshni1098 7 лет назад +17

    i love this so much. This is extremely well done. Props!

  • @BadReferenceMan
    @BadReferenceMan 7 лет назад +14

    You don't know me, but my name's Si, I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy, but it seems like trees might be worth a try, so I say: Let it grow

  • @OtrTrash
    @OtrTrash 8 лет назад +77

    ... I wasn't sure if Satire or Propaganda until the last few seconds.

  • @HypedRogue
    @HypedRogue 4 дня назад +8

    PragerU kids

  • @LydiaXavier321
    @LydiaXavier321 9 лет назад +316

    What a stereotype, one that's rather extreme.
    Why is bashing political parties such a meme?
    Be realistic, this depiction of yours isn't true,
    we recognize what's ours, and what's not, too.
    Like how false the Liberal stereotypes go,
    that they're lazy, uncaring drug users, yo!
    Take these portrayals with a grain of salt,
    I know Seuss would, as parties aren't at fault.
    United States or Divided Political Parties;
    there's a difference between the two of these.
    I judge people by character and that alone,
    not by other people's, it's each to their own.
    Autobot and Decepticon, Jedi and Sith,
    fairness means there's no one "side" to go with.
    We don't want to be dragged into your wars,
    and no longer support this system of yours.

    • @quondamchoir6615
      @quondamchoir6615 9 лет назад

      Accurate

    • @nadojin64
      @nadojin64 9 лет назад +17

      It's odd seeing so many people on this video who seem to forget that satire and hyperbole are kinds of humor

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 9 лет назад +2

      +Lydia Xavier The only reason I support this is because you said Autobot and Decepticon and Jedi and Sith. I love Transformers AND Star Wars

    • @mintysoldaccount7266
      @mintysoldaccount7266 9 лет назад +5

      how long did it take you to right that, be honest

    • @LydiaXavier321
      @LydiaXavier321 9 лет назад +4

      mintbreathingdragon An afternoon.

  • @tabaxi
    @tabaxi 7 лет назад +99

    the parody and exaggerated conservative lorax: with illegal immigrants, are trees really our biggest concern?
    the actual president, four years later: with illegal immigrants, are trees really our biggest concern?

    • @xeonus5965
      @xeonus5965 6 лет назад +3

      I know this is late, but now our president is saying what the lorax said, so this doesn't seem exaggerated anymore..

    • @MetricOwl-tv8zx
      @MetricOwl-tv8zx Месяц назад

      I know this is a bit late but you guys voted for a guy with a wall nut for a brain.

  • @flam1ngicecream
    @flam1ngicecream 8 лет назад +482

    If the Lorax were actually a conservative, he would invest his profits in planting more Truffela Trees, and then everyone could be rich AND have nature.

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream 8 лет назад +11

      *****
      First of all, your reply has nothing to do with my comment, but I'll answer anyway.
      The "no blacks allowed" thing was fifty years ago, and I don't even know what you're saying in the rest of the comment.

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream 8 лет назад +16

      *****
      Yeah, but the beauty of capitalism is that if someone doesn't want to be an employee, they can start their own company.
      Plus, the alternatives to capitalism suck, so...

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream 8 лет назад +8

      *****
      Immoral actions of a few don't discredit the system, we have laws against monopolies, and it's a doctor's choice what he does and doesn't recommend.
      Businesses should have the right to deny service based on ANY reason, including race. You don't have the right to anyone's service.

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream 8 лет назад +6

      *****
      So what you're saying is that there are no laws against marketing unsafe products without warning?

    • @flam1ngicecream
      @flam1ngicecream 8 лет назад +6

      *****
      So, then, the answer isn't less capitalism, but more enforcement of laws.

  • @ethanpetersen810
    @ethanpetersen810 4 года назад +29

    Okay, but you do realize "the economy" doesn't just mean the stock market and the rich getting richer and all...
    It's also everyone's jobs, (including the middle and lower classes) and it's having enough quality goods and services for everyone to live.

    • @russelstrawmire9817
      @russelstrawmire9817 4 года назад +2

      Yeah well what's the point of living when Earth looks like planet Mars? Idk what kind of lifestyle you live and what you value. It's foolish to place such values on what you said when there will come a day that there's no resources left for these greedy people to pillage and then there will REALLY be no jobs left.

    • @ethanpetersen810
      @ethanpetersen810 4 года назад +1

      @@russelstrawmire9817 I know. I didn't say we shouldn't stop destroying planet or anything. I'm just saying if somebody expresses concern about "the economy" they're talking about something important and you shouldn't dismiss them as just a greedy monopolist.

    • @russelstrawmire9817
      @russelstrawmire9817 4 года назад +3

      @@ethanpetersen810 Fair enough, fair enough.

  • @AlexLOL50000
    @AlexLOL50000 Год назад +7

    a time traveler: *move a chair*
    the lorax: