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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2018
  • Let me introduce you to Hiding In My Room, or 'the worst possible RUclipsr to date in the history of the world ever'
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @jigokushoujo1556
    @jigokushoujo1556 5 лет назад +4671

    you mean if i marry someone i have to spend time with them?? the audacity.

    • @junkh3add
      @junkh3add 5 лет назад +14

      T w i c e
      AYeEEEeeEeE

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 5 лет назад +23

      WHAT!!! Since when

    • @user-bf8zc9eo1o
      @user-bf8zc9eo1o 4 года назад +55

      @@jennesseee7069 r/woooosh ?

    • @jacksimpson4362
      @jacksimpson4362 4 года назад +69

      @@jennesseee7069 Everything alright at home champ?

    • @scamin441
      @scamin441 4 года назад +1

      Артём Усенко more like ruclips.net/video/LJkEYAy7Qc4/видео.html

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +10573

    Wait, he says that the worst part of dating a japanese women is that they take showers before they go to bed. Um, how is that something unique to japanese women?

    • @gabbye4986
      @gabbye4986 5 лет назад +1401

      Dr Bright right. I shower before bed. It makes more sense to go to bed clean. Do some grooming in the morning and you’re good to go.

    • @succubasu
      @succubasu 5 лет назад +818

      I shower before bed as well, makes my hair look like I just got out of a Pantene commercial in the morning

    • @finchblue7322
      @finchblue7322 5 лет назад +473

      Ya. I do this. Im white and, as far as i know, not japanese lmao

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +118

      Wow, it seems my comment has gotten fairly popular. Thanks guys :)

    • @arctodus1
      @arctodus1 5 лет назад +296

      I, a large white man, also do this, so I don't know mate

  • @victorbastos9741
    @victorbastos9741 4 года назад +4246

    My parents: why dont you go play with the neighbours kid?
    The neighbours kid:

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 года назад +85

      Victor Bastos This guy probably did do some weird shit as a kid like burning snails with a lighter or eating leaves off random trees in the neighborhood

    • @cosmicolivia7674
      @cosmicolivia7674 4 года назад +13

      You've just done explained me as a kid - fortunately I'm not this ridiculous.

    • @pingpongball9167
      @pingpongball9167 4 года назад +21

      He gives me "made you play 'doctors' or had a tantrum" vibe too

    • @titliroy4713
      @titliroy4713 4 года назад +1

      Phuck 😂

    • @brotundo
      @brotundo 3 года назад

      Blaze Sentry have you personally met every kid?

  • @Zoonpaaa
    @Zoonpaaa 4 года назад +3998

    Plot twist: His body pillow didn't find him attractive either

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 4 года назад +77

      Bigger plot twist. His body pillow is dating the Australian guy

    • @crocodile3805
      @crocodile3805 4 года назад +82

      EVEN bigger Plot twist: his body pillow has it own youtube were she complains about him

    • @benny375
      @benny375 4 года назад +2

      It's called a Dakimakara you bubonic bimbo.

    • @Zoonpaaa
      @Zoonpaaa 4 года назад +13

      @@benny375 Congrats?

    • @machinegutz
      @machinegutz 4 года назад +1

      I WHEEZED-

  • @mennowolters3359
    @mennowolters3359 5 лет назад +998

    "SHE didnt wear a condom" Best line ever

    • @FoundedScreenLady
      @FoundedScreenLady 5 лет назад +53

      Women condoms do exist, actually.

    • @androkon6920
      @androkon6920 5 лет назад +6

      @@FoundedScreenLady Yes :0

    • @tomboii0735
      @tomboii0735 5 лет назад +39

      Not the point bro

    • @JohnDoe-ho9tx
      @JohnDoe-ho9tx 5 лет назад +38

      @@FoundedScreenLady theyre not as good though, and a lot of people dont even know what they are, let alone have some.

    • @caitlincollins8178
      @caitlincollins8178 5 лет назад +19

      @@FoundedScreenLady they don't prevent stds though, only pregnancy

  • @joy397
    @joy397 4 года назад +5413

    Hearing him talk makes me feel like im touching wet food in the drain

    • @Prgrant-gj6st
      @Prgrant-gj6st 4 года назад +81

      It feels like soggy cheez its

    • @kushp6649
      @kushp6649 4 года назад +81

      Feels like having soggy socks on

    • @jaiavirineni3221
      @jaiavirineni3221 4 года назад +107

      Bro you made me think about it and now I want to puke

    • @abird9724
      @abird9724 4 года назад +19

      I feel like I’m gonna die of acute food poisoning.

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 года назад +55

      He sounds like when you're chewing soft food and you bite something crunchy

  • @milkfawn470
    @milkfawn470 4 года назад +2060

    So.. he has a tinder date, then a wife, a girlfriend, a wife, a Japanese girlfriend, a girlfriend... *Lost*

  • @tir3d_al1za
    @tir3d_al1za 4 года назад +860

    he just seems sort of off ? like the way he talks about people and himself just seems off . like an alien pretending to be a human

    • @avb5424
      @avb5424 4 года назад +28

      Curtis Louw how much for a therapy lesson lol

    • @peyuko5960
      @peyuko5960 4 года назад +67

      I know it's sometimes used willy nilly, but I genuinely think this guy is dealing psychopathy. He has all the traits of someone who suffers Antisocial Personality Disorder.

    • @tir3d_al1za
      @tir3d_al1za 4 года назад +11

      Peyuko that’s what i was thinking !

    • @BlackSheepNara
      @BlackSheepNara 3 года назад +8

      Well what do we expect from someone subbed to red pill weirdos?

    • @sorudesarutta
      @sorudesarutta 3 года назад +41

      Hes a narcissist. That why everything he talks about is focused on him. How he feels, what he thought, his opinions, etc. He never mentions how he thinks other people might feel but only how their actions affect him and nothing he does is ever bad or his fault. Like when he said, "the girl gave me chlamydia because _she_ didnt wear a condom."

  • @copycat7657
    @copycat7657 4 года назад +3364

    ''Because *_she_* didn't use a condom'' this really shows that he's unable to own up to anything and blames everyone else for his own mistakes.

    • @sheevpalpatine6139
      @sheevpalpatine6139 4 года назад +84

      There- there are female condoms tho. I'm not saying he's right, he's definitely wrong(and you are correct) a douchebag and I hate him of course, but just sayin.

    • @jdsucks429
      @jdsucks429 4 года назад +116

      if anything, its equal. yes, he should've been aware that if he didn't wanted to be a father yet, he should've used a condom. it is also on her, for not acknowledging it, and if she didn't want a child, she should've asked him if he had a condom or not. its on both of them.

    • @Thejollyjujube
      @Thejollyjujube 4 года назад +131

      @@jdsucks429 the real point is he blamed her for a thing where he could interviene. He could just say "hey stop. We need a condom". If it's consensual and we do it without protection I'm not going to blame the guy, because I knew it and didn't stop him!

    • @printer_fire475
      @printer_fire475 4 года назад +10

      "Becuss she di-int yuse uh Kahn-dahm"

    • @aislinlindsay3950
      @aislinlindsay3950 4 года назад +42

      Aura RedWolf if he didn’t want a child he could’ve wrapped his dick. The pill fucks with you emotions and your hormones a LOT, it gave me severe depression and fucked with my acne, but hey don’t get pregnant right?

  • @2tall308
    @2tall308 5 лет назад +600

    As a member of the human race, we do not claim him

    • @brimmyburner7530
      @brimmyburner7530 5 лет назад +4

      feel similar bout you tbh..

    • @lpk4396
      @lpk4396 5 лет назад +15

      as a member of the martian race, we don’t claim him either

    • @2tall308
      @2tall308 5 лет назад +7

      As a member of the existence race, we do not claim him

    • @ayyazkhan1917
      @ayyazkhan1917 5 лет назад +13

      As a member of the bird species we don't *CAW* him.

    • @dulapeep420
      @dulapeep420 5 лет назад +9

      As the member of living and breathing things society, we do not claim him

  • @mal0561
    @mal0561 4 года назад +707

    Is he the “my love doll gave me a urinary tract infection” guy
    Edit: holy shit he is

    • @mellie3882
      @mellie3882 3 года назад +46

      Oh man thanks for commenting this,because I saw that on pinterest and it makes this 100% funnier.

    • @michellereionodera
      @michellereionodera 3 года назад +14

      oh fuck I was wondering that

    • @PanicLedisko
      @PanicLedisko 3 года назад +27

      WAIT WHAT?!

    • @lifeisascam
      @lifeisascam 3 года назад +11

      LMFAO YEAH

    • @mysticjp7684
      @mysticjp7684 2 года назад +3

      WTF HAHAHAHAHA

  • @meriem.j.3633
    @meriem.j.3633 4 года назад +591

    Plot twist: He is actually lying about his wife and he lives home alone in Germany, where he wants to be a chef. So, he uses this fake life as an excuse to promote his love for cooking.

    • @yoshiro8411
      @yoshiro8411 4 года назад +72

      As a German I don't want him 2b in my Country 👀😪

    • @rradiosilencee
      @rradiosilencee 4 года назад +65

      @@yoshiro8411 as a human being I don't want him on this universe 😭

    • @foxfizzle7404
      @foxfizzle7404 4 года назад +27

      @@rradiosilencee as a member of the glaknork tribe on the planet cbt-69 I also disprove of this man.

    • @dontmindme893
      @dontmindme893 3 года назад +26

      I found his channel a couple days ago and only watched his house tours and whatever. I thought all he said was sarcastic, like that was his sense of humor you know. But I watched a couple more and I’m so fucking confused, like is it a joke or is he serious?!

    • @JNitroxx
      @JNitroxx 3 года назад +9

      @@dontmindme893 he is mostly trolling people who watches his videos for the first time to annoy them. He's way too much contradictory on purpose, I think. He even says he is messing with people in the channel's description.

  • @lolataba7042
    @lolataba7042 5 лет назад +813

    SHE didn't use a condom????? Oh honey

    • @Baphomet66.6FM
      @Baphomet66.6FM 5 лет назад +36

      female condoms exist

    • @TheDrdressup
      @TheDrdressup 5 лет назад +30

      This specific line in my opinion is overly ridiculous. I can't think he's being serious. I can't imagine anyone would ever say that, no matter how delusional or self-centered they are. It doesn't make sense on a fundamental level. It must be satire.

    • @AlezarGorewich
      @AlezarGorewich 5 лет назад +67

      @@Baphomet66.6FM They do, but many women (I'm willing to bet the majority of women) do not carry female condoms.

    • @worrywirt
      @worrywirt 5 лет назад +48

      That is actually what made me think he’s making all this shit up and he’s just straight up delusional. That, and the multiple girlfriends plus wife thing. He looks 20 max, still living in his parents’ house (deeming from the exchange student video), probably never had sex in his life, just fantasising about girls drooling on him on the train... it’s so sad 😂

    • @Katie-rb6rn
      @Katie-rb6rn 5 лет назад +1

      Kieran how rare are those exactly?

  • @jessicawilson8240
    @jessicawilson8240 5 лет назад +3558

    “Because she didn’t use a condom”
    Not how that works dude.

    • @borisbonillo828
      @borisbonillo828 5 лет назад +196

      She could but to be fair that doesn't make it any less weird

    • @J-Bravoo33
      @J-Bravoo33 5 лет назад +286

      There are female condoms..

    • @AccidentallyOnPurpose
      @AccidentallyOnPurpose 5 лет назад +178

      Well, female condoms do exist.

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 5 лет назад +61

      @Atomic Toaster 🎶 The times they are a changing🎶

    • @shiznit9142
      @shiznit9142 5 лет назад +131

      "We want equal EVERYTHING"
      "Girls shouldn't be responsible for a condom"

  • @Bean-mr8sf
    @Bean-mr8sf 4 года назад +260

    "Everyday I ask her what her job is, her answer is always the same."
    Yeah, isn't it annoying when you're girlfriend has a consistent profession? it's blasphemy that everytime I ask the same bland question every day, the answer is always the same!

    • @cthulhu7156
      @cthulhu7156 3 года назад +11

      Something tells me he never learned how to socialize. I think that's his main problem.

    • @stinameaner
      @stinameaner 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

  • @milkywae1655
    @milkywae1655 4 года назад +341

    this guy's name is daniel,, a character in onisions book is also named daniel- i think i'm starting to connect the dots chief

    • @nonsensicalabyss
      @nonsensicalabyss 3 года назад +6

      O shi-

    • @_I_like_music
      @_I_like_music 3 года назад +16

      Daniel came out of the book

    • @liluthealmighty
      @liluthealmighty 3 года назад +17

      ACU (asshole cinematic universe)

    • @Arma-Dinlo
      @Arma-Dinlo 3 года назад +1

      @@nonsensicalabyss anime moment

    • @ocharakau645
      @ocharakau645 3 года назад +2

      After reading the comment above yours, I honestly read that as 'His name is Denial'...

  • @aitanasdiary
    @aitanasdiary 5 лет назад +8360

    Onasian
    I'll see myself out

  • @soadyyyyy
    @soadyyyyy 5 лет назад +1280

    He goes from tinder dating to having a girlfriend to being married to having a girlfriend, to missing his exs, to having a std, to missing sex tapes, to having a girlfriend, to not liking his girlfriend

    • @jacobhines5583
      @jacobhines5583 5 лет назад +34

      Naw he's been married for like 8 months now

    • @inurin1350
      @inurin1350 5 лет назад +34

      apparently he runs away from his wife too lol

    • @noon918
      @noon918 5 лет назад +2

      KAIJDAIJSDOIJASDUJASDIOJAOIDJOIJ
      AOSIJDOIUASJDOAJISDOIJASD
      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DEAD

    • @MeatEatingVegan777
      @MeatEatingVegan777 5 лет назад +26

      This guy has alot of fucking issues. He seems to really not like his wife, and has no problem talking about his wife and ex girlfriend with many random people on the internet.

    • @laurenbear4670
      @laurenbear4670 5 лет назад

      Lol! :-D

  • @shiba2ndworlder
    @shiba2ndworlder 4 года назад +478

    He's just so creepy, he sounds like a maniac who stalks his victims and blames women for his problems.

  • @analisepena5
    @analisepena5 3 года назад +657

    And the thing is he’s not ugly...he’s a fairly attractive person but his personality ruins it so horribly

    • @pinkyboy8576
      @pinkyboy8576 3 года назад +86

      Yep thats what my first impression about that guy!

    • @tinniesealjiji
      @tinniesealjiji 3 года назад +10

      Neither is onision

    • @dior-fh7gf
      @dior-fh7gf 3 года назад +114

      @@tinniesealjiji onision is not attractive

    • @fredflinsten449
      @fredflinsten449 3 года назад +27

      Really? I think he looks like a twinky horse to he lol. I wouldn't wanna date a twinky horse

    • @Maddy-sy1vj
      @Maddy-sy1vj 3 года назад +16

      @@tinniesealjijiI'm sorry but cursed..

  • @MaidenOfDread
    @MaidenOfDread 5 лет назад +2579

    "I hate when people talk about people behind their backs, Its such a shitty thing to do"
    Translation: I hate when other people talk about me behind my back, its such a shitty thing to do. Its okay when I do it, though.

  • @kornilious
    @kornilious 5 лет назад +3956

    Honestly if he can find someone who loves him, anyone can.

    • @Mari-il4bw
      @Mari-il4bw 5 лет назад +180

      Kornilious yes, this gives me hope. Lol

    • @moonyfoxy876
      @moonyfoxy876 5 лет назад +118

      Thats not the case with this one,
      He only marries his wife for her visa

    • @eliemory9563
      @eliemory9563 5 лет назад

      Damn your kornilious

    • @XFearMeXx
      @XFearMeXx 5 лет назад +21

      Manipulating someone ain't the way to go tho

    • @fatoomm2856
      @fatoomm2856 5 лет назад

      He has a wife who loves him

  • @Ooooooooooooooooooooooooof
    @Ooooooooooooooooooooooooof 4 года назад +204

    "Because she* didnt use the condom"
    Lmfao what

  • @joefather6084
    @joefather6084 4 года назад +301

    I'm british too and even I hate his accent

    • @magdalenagrzybowska3823
      @magdalenagrzybowska3823 3 года назад +12

      He sounds like someone trying to sound British and doing a really bad job at it

    • @Boyd2342
      @Boyd2342 3 года назад +11

      @@magdalenagrzybowska3823 As an Englishman, his accent is obviously real. I can usually tell whether an English accent is being faked or not

    • @Nocturne33
      @Nocturne33 3 года назад +3

      @@magdalenagrzybowska3823 no his accent is pretty good

  • @thesteadfastduelist6258
    @thesteadfastduelist6258 5 лет назад +552

    *Oh great, like one Onision wasn't enough.*

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 5 лет назад +11

      This guy is too calm to be compared to Onision

    • @coppershepherd
      @coppershepherd 5 лет назад +1

      Daniel's funnier to me

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 5 лет назад

      @@KhayJayArt That's good.....I guess.

    • @purpledragon2442
      @purpledragon2442 5 лет назад +2

      Khadijah Johnson well he hasn’t skirted the laws of pedophilia yet so he’s no where near as bad.. yet anyways. He’s still pretty douchey in his relationship though.

    • @Ultrasoff
      @Ultrasoff 5 лет назад

      its not legit he trolling trust me

  • @knerf999
    @knerf999 5 лет назад +598

    Making complaining about your partner in a different language and putting them online.
    Passive aggressiveness : 100.

    • @ina12123
      @ina12123 5 лет назад +4

      can someone put japanese subtitles on his videos where he complains about his partner xD

    • @MultiDarkZen
      @MultiDarkZen 5 лет назад +1

      Under rated comment

    • @miaforex9728
      @miaforex9728 5 лет назад

      knerf999 yeet

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 4 года назад +67

    This is the kind of guy who'd get rejected by a sex robot.

  • @triphlikesmemes1078
    @triphlikesmemes1078 4 года назад +259

    This guy is the youngest boomer ever.

    • @WitherLord888
      @WitherLord888 4 года назад +15

      Triphlikesmemes a wannabe boomer lol

    • @aogang5021
      @aogang5021 Год назад +6

      That’s an insult to boomers.

  • @whimsicalunitato6850
    @whimsicalunitato6850 5 лет назад +437

    this guy is just so disconnected from reality; it's like someone transferred the consciousness of a cat into a human body and now it's just stumbling around trying to do human shit

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 5 лет назад +2

      WhimsicalUnitato 😂😂BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH😂😂 what a concept

    • @ranga274
      @ranga274 5 лет назад +8

      It fucking fits

    • @kl1156
      @kl1156 5 лет назад +7

      And that’s why he’s so entertaining to watch lol

    • @Alena8181snookie
      @Alena8181snookie 5 лет назад +4

      so... oh my god. my cat must be a fucking psycho then. glad he’s not in a human body

    • @bugforest2636
      @bugforest2636 5 лет назад

      WhimsicalUnitato LOL honestly

  • @campernocamping1
    @campernocamping1 5 лет назад +557

    This man's browser history must be pretty interesting.

    • @darkenergy7526
      @darkenergy7526 5 лет назад +16

      Lots of traps

    • @camelcam6008
      @camelcam6008 5 лет назад +34

      You would probably find the following.
      "Japanese girl saliva" (on ebay)
      "What are feelings?"
      "why do I have to spend time with my wife?"
      "Why did my girlfriend break up with me after I made a rant video about her?"
      "How to reinstall nudes of girlfriend?"
      "Hot Japanese girls"
      "How to fix my relationship with my girlfriend"

    • @mjpMALIK
      @mjpMALIK 5 лет назад +2

      it's mostly necrophilia and elliot Rodger stuff and shit

    • @johnnyjoestar7595
      @johnnyjoestar7595 5 лет назад

      meister j LMAO

  • @MoodyScorpio
    @MoodyScorpio 4 года назад +125

    Plot Twist: His wife has a RUclips channel of her own where she gripes about his annoying everything.

  • @cadarve3467
    @cadarve3467 4 года назад +57

    He just couldn’t say I like Japanese girls he had to say fetish

  • @veronicawalsh8133
    @veronicawalsh8133 5 лет назад +578

    “And because she didn’t use a condom, I caught chlamydia.” I’m dying 😂😂

    • @orangepeacock
      @orangepeacock 5 лет назад +120

      Maybe we're looking at this wrong. Maybe the girlfriend got a dick too.

    • @chailatte8874
      @chailatte8874 5 лет назад +3

      @@orangepeacock LMAOOOOOOO 😂

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 5 лет назад +6

      You guys know there are female condoms right?

    • @thedemonslayer8697
      @thedemonslayer8697 5 лет назад +1

      Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

    • @plama1192
      @plama1192 5 лет назад +5

      @@Scoffslaphead72 so what?

  • @beandahbest9250
    @beandahbest9250 5 лет назад +1325

    This guy is pretty amazing. His lack of self awareness is truly next level.

    • @stuffz4040
      @stuffz4040 5 лет назад +42

      90% sure He is a troll

    • @Elcapitaan5
      @Elcapitaan5 5 лет назад +15

      His channel is like a sitcom or anime drama. He is acting. It's interesting for awhile but get's old.

    • @purplecatonbroadway
      @purplecatonbroadway 5 лет назад +6

      I actually dated someone like this, he has Narcissistic personality disorder lol

    • @tehvespy5578
      @tehvespy5578 5 лет назад +5

      @@notveryrea1 *Supreme Gentleman*

    • @user-tw8kt1gs3u
      @user-tw8kt1gs3u 5 лет назад +3

      *Are you sure he isn’t a troll?? - are you people taking this piss yourselves? You haven’t even bothered to find out if he’s a troll you just started talking shit. Daniel does TROLL A LOT ffs. And people who watch a video like this and judge him instantly off of this will not know what is a troll and what is not. There is not enough context. And people are getting triggered by the fact that he’d rather be honest and upfront instead of be like the majority of humans who lie to each other and go through their lives faking shit. Daniel jokes around and over exaggerates sometimes but he isn’t fake. But you cunts are too moronic too know that*

  • @hannahstarinieri1351
    @hannahstarinieri1351 3 года назад +32

    Okay, showering before bed makes so much more sense because all of the gross stuff of the day and your sheets are clean and you feel fresh when you go to sleep instead of feeling grimy

  • @thespeciamone1133
    @thespeciamone1133 4 года назад +99

    How does he have so many girlfriends.

    • @cthulhu7156
      @cthulhu7156 3 года назад +25

      Good looks and very basic social skills. Or he could just be lying.

    • @Nocturne33
      @Nocturne33 3 года назад +1

      Japanese girls seem to be... easy

    • @hanabi64
      @hanabi64 3 года назад +11

      @@Nocturne33 they aren’t , trust me, this guy is just strange. foreigners having relationships with japanese people is very rare and almost never works

    • @Nocturne33
      @Nocturne33 3 года назад

      @@hanabi64 really? Was hoping I could score a japanese girl if I ever got to live in japan.

    • @rachelwhite3286
      @rachelwhite3286 3 года назад +5

      because they're fake

  • @TsukinoKousagi
    @TsukinoKousagi 5 лет назад +586

    This dude shows some serious signs of narcissism or sociopathy.

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +6

      Or psycopathy. There IS a difference.

    • @Ezichim
      @Ezichim 5 лет назад +35

      @@purplehaze2358 reason why he said sociopathy

    • @default254
      @default254 5 лет назад +37

      Think psychopaths are more charming, harder to spot. This dude is for sure a sociopath if I had to pick between the two. Not much charisma

    • @baldkiwi444
      @baldkiwi444 5 лет назад +10

      narcissist.

    • @urmom5835
      @urmom5835 5 лет назад +15

      its actuly now called jake paulism not psycopothy

  • @ediapaff8858
    @ediapaff8858 5 лет назад +1722

    i call serial killer on this one

  • @LooneyLei
    @LooneyLei 4 года назад +218

    Why didn’t you called it “Onasian”? The opportunity was there.. so why?

    • @whatisthis1958
      @whatisthis1958 3 года назад +21

      Oniisian is the worst thing I've read in my life

    • @LooneyLei
      @LooneyLei 3 года назад +6

      what is this *ONIISIAN*
      *O N I I S I A N*
      JESUS- AFSFSFSDDFFSGDGDHDHDGDG

    • @ceelmcl
      @ceelmcl 3 года назад +2

      froggie chair

    • @michellereionodera
      @michellereionodera 3 года назад +3

      ehh that's kind of racist
      still funny tho

    • @LooneyLei
      @LooneyLei 3 года назад +12

      Michelle Onodera Wait.. Is it racist?
      The title is Asian Onision so it’s more of a pun I would say, I didn’t mean to come off as racist I’m so sorry

  • @anleiquilloy29
    @anleiquilloy29 4 года назад +11

    This guy sounds like the sociopath character in the anime that ended up being a villain in the end

  • @LarryGambino
    @LarryGambino 5 лет назад +3488

    can we keep an eye on this kid? like not even joking , we dont need anymore elliot rodgers .

  • @FrauStormm
    @FrauStormm 5 лет назад +492

    Are we sure this guy isn’t just an alien trying to mimic emotion and sharing his human experience?

    • @calikocat7014
      @calikocat7014 5 лет назад +4

      Sierra's Lisp I mean he probably is thought?? He doesn’t know what is right or wrong so he just fucks (up) everything.

    • @PeacefulPastel
      @PeacefulPastel 5 лет назад +1

      That is giving Aliens too little credit. 😆

    • @kaiwildsmith4731
      @kaiwildsmith4731 5 лет назад +1

      Did you mean: onision?

    • @user-tw8kt1gs3u
      @user-tw8kt1gs3u 5 лет назад

      *Are you sure he isn’t a troll?? - are you people taking this piss yourselves? You haven’t even bothered to find out if he’s a troll you just started talking shit: Daniel does TROLL A LOT ffs. And people who watch a video like this and judge him instantly off of this will not know what is a troll and what is not. There is not enough context. And people are getting triggered by the fact that he’d rather be honest and upfront instead of be like the majority of humans who lie to each other and go through their lives faking shit*

    • @keeyana
      @keeyana 5 лет назад

      @@user-tw8kt1gs3u its literally a joke sis

  • @Kyodie-bz1sf
    @Kyodie-bz1sf 3 года назад +28

    I love that he describes everything like he's a fan fiction author

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp 3 года назад

      r/menwritingwomen

  • @TrippyOni
    @TrippyOni 2 года назад +7

    As a care worker in a retirement home myself, I must say how entertaining the job can be. The residents always have such incredible stories and knowledge to share. Not to mention that a lot of them have a silly side they aren't afraid to show. A wonderful line of work

  • @usagitsukino3638
    @usagitsukino3638 5 лет назад +1416

    He looks like a psycho anime villain.

    • @keef1954
      @keef1954 5 лет назад +14

      usagi tsukino I thought the same thing lmao

    • @KEYBLADE4BUY2
      @KEYBLADE4BUY2 5 лет назад +7

      This is accurate

    • @ciscokid1214
      @ciscokid1214 5 лет назад +12

      He kinda is one

    • @tomie5937
      @tomie5937 5 лет назад +8

      he reminds me of the villian from strong girl boong soon

    • @moononthewindynight27
      @moononthewindynight27 5 лет назад +5

      usagi tsukino DESTROY HIM, SAILOR MOON. DO JUSTICE!

  • @GrungeHead47
    @GrungeHead47 5 лет назад +2227

    Taking a shower before bed makes way more sense. You wash off all the bacteria and stuff from being out all day, before you get in your clean bed.

    • @corneliathefifthya7452
      @corneliathefifthya7452 4 года назад +101

      His side of the bed is dirty all the time so ☺

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 4 года назад +157

      not only that it also makes it easier for you to fall asleep

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 4 года назад +53

      I’ve always thought of taking a shower at night as being cleaner.

    • @bryantorres9104
      @bryantorres9104 4 года назад +22

      I take showers every night and morning

    • @declankelly9350
      @declankelly9350 4 года назад +36

      Jaidbdjdhxbxnz what a waste of water

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman 4 года назад +24

    "He snoops through his girlfriend's phone, which is kind of weird." It's kind of illegal. Actually, it's totally illegal, in most legal jurisdictions in the developed world. Unless the phone is owned and used jointly by both people in a relationship, you have absolutely no right to snoop. It's an invasion of privacy, and entirely against the law".

    • @julianhaelig119
      @julianhaelig119 3 года назад

      Nah its not. Its creepy and unhealthy for a relationship but its not against the law. If you stole the phone thats against the law. If you take info from the phone like pictures of a sexual nature that is against the law. If you copy conversations or pictures and share it online or send it to people somehow that could be against the law depending on the nature of the material. But if you see a phone somewhere and pick it up and look at its contents that is not illegal in anyway shape or form.

    • @technophobian2962
      @technophobian2962 3 года назад

      @@julianhaelig119 unauthorized access to a computer (phones are computers) is illegal, although the US federal law that covers it (the CFAA) is pretty vague so it can be hard to tell when it applies to a situation.

    • @julianhaelig119
      @julianhaelig119 3 года назад

      @@technophobian2962 do you have a link? Ive never heard of a case where someone was punished for looking at their significant others phone. I dont think any court would take it seriously. Two people in a relationship and one looks through the others phone. Maybe if it was classified documents they were looking at...

    • @julianhaelig119
      @julianhaelig119 3 года назад

      @@technophobian2962 like the initial comment said if its used by both parties its fine. It would be him saying the did. And if she actually gave enough craps to file the charge and had police bother to do the paperwork then her and him would go before a judge just to set a date. I cant fathom anyone going through all of that. And the worst he could get is maybe a fine? Idk. I guess in my mind illegal means you actually could receive some sort of sentencing and punishment. Cops and judges are busy enough. If one sets the standard of punishing someone just because an angry guy or girl claims their ex looked in their phone they would open themselves up to having to deal with so many cases. Just seems kind of silly.

  • @user-rf7ml5kj2j
    @user-rf7ml5kj2j 4 года назад +33

    “Japanese girl fetish” I am disgusted

    • @cookie12932
      @cookie12932 4 года назад +2

      why? koreans/japanese got western men fetish.

    • @user-rf7ml5kj2j
      @user-rf7ml5kj2j 4 года назад +11

      Nobody should fetishize any race??

    • @bhjyuwj3498
      @bhjyuwj3498 3 года назад +7

      Lol Why would you assume korean/Japanese have a Western fetish? Haha

  • @taterthelousytot3967
    @taterthelousytot3967 5 лет назад +237

    The world didn't need the first Onision, let alone the anime verison

    • @DoggoLua
      @DoggoLua 5 лет назад +27

      We got the Netflix and anime adaptation, now we need the manga

    • @ohmygodtheykilledkenny8038
      @ohmygodtheykilledkenny8038 5 лет назад +1

      SKRXGaming Fuck I was going to say that 😂

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 лет назад +12

      @@DoggoLua the manga is elliot rodgers

  • @user-rd5fw6st7z
    @user-rd5fw6st7z 5 лет назад +1768

    As an Asian girl I never want to meet this guy on the street

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 5 лет назад +42

      @mundanematt. I seriously hope you're bullshitting. That's warped.

    • @rachelfourie9083
      @rachelfourie9083 5 лет назад +86

      No girl does

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 5 лет назад +8

      @Rachel Fourie. I wholeheartedly agree.😵

    • @HydeoKojima
      @HydeoKojima 5 лет назад +106

      I don't blame you. This guy flat out said that he has an "Asian girlfriend fetish". What a creep.

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 5 лет назад +26

      @Summer Katt. Yeah. And that's probably one of the nicest ways to describe him. Creep indeed!😒

  • @akaz6063
    @akaz6063 3 года назад +18

    ugh, that onision clip at the beginning... I actually can't even see him without cringing so hard my neck cracks.

  • @KimChilds75
    @KimChilds75 4 года назад +10

    "Sleep deprived"
    "Sleeping for 10 hours"
    GF is either tweaking hard & crashing or she's in some sort of hostage situation.

  • @thiccmcchicken550
    @thiccmcchicken550 5 лет назад +664

    We already have an Asian Jake Paul we don’t need an Asian Onision.

    • @joeluigi2008
      @joeluigi2008 5 лет назад +19

      What about an Asian Boonk?

    • @johannesvonmalos7505
      @johannesvonmalos7505 5 лет назад +57

      Heh now all we need is a Asian keemstar

    • @wolfgar45
      @wolfgar45 5 лет назад

      @@johannesvonmalos7505 funny you said that he's also uploaded a keemstar like video today

    • @keo9272
      @keo9272 5 лет назад +1

      Asain president

    • @gooseyboygavin9143
      @gooseyboygavin9143 5 лет назад +1

      this comment makes no sense

  • @Randomstuffs261
    @Randomstuffs261 5 лет назад +1854

    I've been watching Hiding in My Room for about a year and I'm 100% convinced he is an AI toaster or a human roomba

    • @FroggypondVideos
      @FroggypondVideos 5 лет назад +9

      That is very good

    • @confirmedworm
      @confirmedworm 5 лет назад +50

      By saying that your implying he's intelligent

    • @ceoge4887
      @ceoge4887 5 лет назад +21

      @@confirmedworm He means that he is basically a toaster level of intelligent

    • @Randomstuffs261
      @Randomstuffs261 5 лет назад +43

      AI toaster/ Autism , not sure . Perhaps both ... will report back when we get lab results

    • @Randomstuffs261
      @Randomstuffs261 5 лет назад +13

      @@idou I read your comment for about 5 seconds and I'm 200% convinced that you are korrekt

  • @technophobian2962
    @technophobian2962 3 года назад +13

    8:45
    Raw egg over rice is actually a very popular breakfast in Japan. The rice is usually hot, and you mix soy sauce in with the egg. It's called tamago kake gohan (tkg). Also, raw eggs are relatively safe to eat in Japan because they have high standards for salmonella prevention. You might want to pasteurize them before trying it outside of Japan though.

  • @paarthurwax2522
    @paarthurwax2522 4 года назад +11

    His house is a mess. Matches his personality

  • @edef1244
    @edef1244 5 лет назад +731

    In a way, Emilia Fart's channel is too a "RUclips Diary". Except that she does it in a way that is entertaining to watch and doesn't say how it aroused her that a stranger drooled on her on the train.
    I'd hang out with Emilia any day over this absolute creep

    • @Kayla-eu7dp
      @Kayla-eu7dp 5 лет назад +30

      Absolute truth

    • @lenalou2231
      @lenalou2231 5 лет назад +64

      but she'd definitely say the drool thing tho

    • @JenkinsJPEG
      @JenkinsJPEG 5 лет назад +82

      Lena Lou her delivery would be a lot better, she would most definitely know how weird it is.

    • @nostalgicuniverse9747
      @nostalgicuniverse9747 5 лет назад +30

      Well put. She’s definitely unique, funny, and natural, unlike this onision 2.0

    • @volkadee6151
      @volkadee6151 5 лет назад +21

      fart is the goddess of youtube

  • @catjillo
    @catjillo 5 лет назад +1283

    his videos are so eerie. i feel like i'm watching the video diaries of a serial killer before his arrest or something

    • @swivelkeyring3512
      @swivelkeyring3512 5 лет назад +14

      Waiting for that youtuber serial killer news

    • @jlivb
      @jlivb 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah like the one who shot up the college in California

    • @emmakingc6926
      @emmakingc6926 5 лет назад +10

      this is todays Elliot Rodger

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 5 лет назад +6

      Exactly. He isn't like onision. It's more like if Elliott Rodger had a sex life. This is exactly what it would be like. Although I can see Onision turning into one too once he loses all of his remaining followers

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 5 лет назад +3

      @@emmakingc6926 Oh dude, I didn't even read yours before I typed mine.

  • @omegaPSI2006
    @omegaPSI2006 4 года назад +6

    Hold up. I cant get past that chlamydia thing. It's your tool, you wrap it fool!

    • @tinycrimester
      @tinycrimester 4 года назад +2

      I like to assume shared responsibility in these matters. But yeah, the correct response to sex starting to happen with no condom on is "hold on let my get the condom from my wallet". Not bitching about it later online.

    • @omegaPSI2006
      @omegaPSI2006 4 года назад +1

      @@tinycrimester I take more issue with him blaming her for this. Sure, maybe she didn't tell him - I get that. In the end he made the conscious decision to not wrap that tool when dipping it in strange. Not like people walk around with their recent physical to hookups.

  • @PaperPlateClorox
    @PaperPlateClorox 3 года назад +4

    I mean it’s a hotel. She doesn’t have to give it up and he can feel annoyed about it. Or Vice versa.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +810

    Shrek doesn’t want this onion, it doesn’t have enough layers.

    • @rileypaterson7117
      @rileypaterson7117 5 лет назад +2

      You cant even justin y.

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 5 лет назад +5

      Accept that you aren’t funny and stop botting likes

    • @Dylanquinn666
      @Dylanquinn666 5 лет назад +4

      This is *my* swamp.

    • @wormdude5320
      @wormdude5320 5 лет назад

      I see you everywhere now lmao

    • @wackyclock
      @wackyclock 5 лет назад +3

      @@mattsmith457 like he's gonna listen to a little bitch lol

  • @TUSKACT1
    @TUSKACT1 5 лет назад +1123

    Just knowing there are more people like him in the world just makes me uncomfortable and infuriated.

    • @FunkVT
      @FunkVT 5 лет назад +6

      I agree man

    • @theherst
      @theherst 5 лет назад +3

      Cute Avatar

    • @TUSKACT1
      @TUSKACT1 5 лет назад +3

      @@theherst Lol thanks

    • @theherst
      @theherst 5 лет назад +3

      @@TUSKACT1 like where can I get that plush

    • @TUSKACT1
      @TUSKACT1 5 лет назад +3

      @@theherst The image isn't mine but I do have one, I got it from Amazon. They're called Rilakkuma you can search them up! Hope that helped.

  • @admcmaster91
    @admcmaster91 4 года назад +1

    Been binge watching your channel for the past week. Love the content, love the way you sponsor yourself. Bought a couple items, love all the looks you have so hope they fit well and I'll keep coming back for vids and some threads.

  • @lilrexlapis
    @lilrexlapis 4 года назад +102

    I admire that he’s honest and he’s in tune with him emotions but HES CREEPY AND IM SCARED I WANT A RESTRAINING ORDER

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 года назад +20

      He's not at all in tune with his emotions. He clearly has some psychological orders, his "emotions" are both very shallow and very narcissistic.

    • @sandraswan9008
      @sandraswan9008 3 года назад +4

      "in tune with his emotions"
      You mean his whining?

  • @tajus3
    @tajus3 5 лет назад +2656

    This guy is the human version of r/niceguys

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 5 лет назад +96

      Purple Bard
      Yeah, and? He still acts like one.

    • @ShapelessFetus
      @ShapelessFetus 5 лет назад +114

      @@purplebard7349 mad pussy is very easy to get if you set your bar low enough.

    • @srby1635
      @srby1635 5 лет назад +46

      he seems like one of those dudes that'll keep ending up on r/creepyastriks

    • @babynoroi7165
      @babynoroi7165 5 лет назад +42

      the only reason this man has had any relationships at all is because he's probably very good at manipulating people + he's conventionally attractive. it's honestly terrifying, i want to tell his wife to SKEDADDLE tf out of there, because he clearly has a problem with tolerating and caring about other people

    • @reybreneaux5331
      @reybreneaux5331 5 лет назад +1

      TJ Time id say also r/hapas

  • @rachele.3229
    @rachele.3229 5 лет назад +1813

    Those "girlfriends" that he had been talking about for a while were the girl that he's currently married to. Also, she went through a lot to marry him. Her family practically disowned her for it. They didn't accept the relationship at all but the two still went through with it and now, if she divorces him, it'll be a terrible "I told you so" moment

    • @Ryan_but_the_name_was_taken
      @Ryan_but_the_name_was_taken 5 лет назад +263

      She should still leave him and take anything she can get her hands on

    • @myfehr9544
      @myfehr9544 5 лет назад +70

      Rachel E. She got super unlucky

    • @theloshii
      @theloshii 5 лет назад +58

      Maybe she has a fetish for abuse

    • @nealeellis4455
      @nealeellis4455 5 лет назад +158

      And on top of that he used their marriage to get the right to stay in japan

    • @cecilia9236
      @cecilia9236 5 лет назад +14

      well the moment has arrived

  • @sirchicken2281
    @sirchicken2281 3 года назад +5

    When he said he doesn’t like spending so much time with his wife he sounds like a angry RPG player trying to complete every task complaining like “god Dammit I hate these couple tasks.”

  • @Necromancer0225
    @Necromancer0225 4 года назад +1

    It's cool that Elvis is giving out actual good, sensible advice, good job man

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +8594

    I read the title as “The Asian Onion”

  • @tomato613
    @tomato613 4 года назад +1422

    he seems like onision's main character on his novel

    • @ohboi3274
      @ohboi3274 4 года назад +13

      Yuki r1n oh my god you're so right

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 4 года назад +57

      In one of his books, the main character is named Daniel, sooo....

    • @carter4959
      @carter4959 4 года назад +33

      Holy shit that’s so true his books all have the soft-spoken psychopath dude... hopefully dungiel and grog end up in the same prison

    • @ryanfuller4401
      @ryanfuller4401 4 года назад +5

      I read this on the toilet and pooped from the laughter, thank you.

    • @Hanzel06
      @Hanzel06 4 года назад

      That's a dope Houtarou Profile pic

  • @sakuranovaryan9261
    @sakuranovaryan9261 3 года назад +8

    The mere thought of being this guys girlfriend beat all my childhood nightmares in one go....°=°

  • @READYTOGLARE
    @READYTOGLARE 5 лет назад +10337

    I thought one Onision was bad enough

    • @unwelcomed004
      @unwelcomed004 5 лет назад +298

      Oof my goth queen has spoken

    • @savannahbryan7484
      @savannahbryan7484 5 лет назад +171

      Julia has spoken. It is officially a second onion

    • @HelenFire420
      @HelenFire420 5 лет назад +31

      Girrrrrl.

    • @swayv1964
      @swayv1964 5 лет назад +54

      He's not that bad *YET* but it'll probably get fucking worse

    • @Nell-r0se
      @Nell-r0se 5 лет назад +3

      @@unwelcomed004 *goth ,don't insult her

  • @ohyeayea5974
    @ohyeayea5974 5 лет назад +472

    BeCauSe ShE dIdn'T Uẞe A KONDOM
    wTfaReThoSeLikEsThaNkYoU

    • @DhonJoe
      @DhonJoe 5 лет назад +9

      Blyat

    • @lilguyonhiswaytothemall
      @lilguyonhiswaytothemall 5 лет назад +3

      She could have had a dick, you never know. It is Japan, the birth place of traps

    • @potadrone5496
      @potadrone5496 5 лет назад +14

      @@lilguyonhiswaytothemall You mean Thailand?

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 5 лет назад +9

      @@lilguyonhiswaytothemall look up female condom

    • @AwesomeDanielStyles
      @AwesomeDanielStyles 5 лет назад

      Why did you spell it that way to hammer home the point

  • @8shounak
    @8shounak Год назад +1

    I know I saw this video late. I've watched your movie videos a lot. But seeing this video has elevated my respect for you. Along with creating entertaining videos, you are also a mature and wise guy. All the points you made resonated with me. Keep up the good work bro.

  • @GoldenErae
    @GoldenErae Год назад +6

    Sociopathy is an issue that we have to start taking more seriously.

  • @SaraH-jn5db
    @SaraH-jn5db 5 лет назад +2472

    He's MARRIED?? What unfortunate girl made that decision

    • @moonshinewolf4840
      @moonshinewolf4840 4 года назад +140

      She had to be doing crack when she said yes

    • @Ray-gr9ef
      @Ray-gr9ef 4 года назад +165

      Its probably fake... Well i hope so

    • @novaleary4488
      @novaleary4488 4 года назад +70

      The guy probably forced the girl to marry him O_e Someone call 911

    • @hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399
      @hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399 4 года назад +4

      Yeppers

    • @demonfox51321
      @demonfox51321 4 года назад +8

      @@Ray-gr9ef nope I think he made of video of them married with paper

  • @niamhcorrigan3972
    @niamhcorrigan3972 5 лет назад +909

    "When she was on the computer, I would stand behind her and admire her figure" he's really preoccupied with appearances and talks about it in a really technical way that makes me uncomfortable. Every time he mentions a girl, he immediately goes into what she looked like and whether he found her attractive or not.

    • @localpleb3875
      @localpleb3875 4 года назад +78

      Nbk Co it’s atrial to notice whether or not someone is attractive to you, but to go on about it in such detail is odd

    • @ditzycup8140
      @ditzycup8140 4 года назад +126

      Nbk Co he looks at them like specimens not really people. He seems completely disconnected from reality. It’s like he has a God complex.

    • @localpleb3875
      @localpleb3875 4 года назад +2

      Natural*

    • @rowan8383
      @rowan8383 4 года назад +24

      Nbk Co hello, bisexual person here. That's not normal at all, are you kidding me?

    • @isabellarussell4407
      @isabellarussell4407 4 года назад +24

      Nbk Co not to the unhealthy level he is at. Anyone else getting either extreme incel, or addicted porn watcher vibes from this guys behaviour and word choice?

  • @darin340
    @darin340 4 года назад +3

    First video i've ever seen from this channel you've earned yourself a sub almost Ed Norton voice man.

  • @Erika-xm2mi
    @Erika-xm2mi 3 года назад +3

    "I hate it when people talk behind other people's backs" look at that projection. Yeah, nothing like Mr. "I hate liars" Onision.

  • @eggie948
    @eggie948 5 лет назад +345

    I can't wait for his video "My Japanese Wife Wants to get a Divorce so I Locked Her in my Basement."

    • @478N
      @478N 5 лет назад +12

      Well his Japanese wife actually want a divorce so yeah close enough:P

    • @makk7777
      @makk7777 5 лет назад

      They actually gonna divorce thou

  • @axelssantoso5667
    @axelssantoso5667 5 лет назад +1943

    Is he a hentai protagonist?

    • @DragonTamerMemeMaster
      @DragonTamerMemeMaster 5 лет назад +23

      i wanted to say this bruhs name is kanzaki but

    • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
      @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 5 лет назад +40

      No, we can see his eyes

    • @sui11106
      @sui11106 5 лет назад +54

      He's a background charater on the train.

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 5 лет назад +19

      I don't think that even the protagonist from school days is this rotten

    • @kikobutoldentimes2959
      @kikobutoldentimes2959 5 лет назад +29

      Hentai protagonists are better than this guy. Hentai protagonists have bigger dicks and gets way more pussy.

  • @annapetrovna9344
    @annapetrovna9344 4 года назад +40

    bruh those girlfriends of his are all imaginary

  • @leeg5481
    @leeg5481 4 года назад +4

    "I'm a textbook sociapath and I need help, not encouragement. Watch the video evidence"...

  • @gloomy9100
    @gloomy9100 5 лет назад +1533

    He fails to realise that he isn't that attractive himself

    • @lilly4125
      @lilly4125 5 лет назад +75

      Eh I'd give him a 7

    • @theloshii
      @theloshii 5 лет назад +153

      @@lilly4125 damn you have low standards then

    • @justascarecrow6988
      @justascarecrow6988 5 лет назад +91

      He is no supermodel, but he ain´t that bad either, i´d say the 7 Scp gave him fits.

    • @selenaherrera2028
      @selenaherrera2028 5 лет назад +131

      @@lilly4125 he's a 3 at most. He's literally a scrawny twiggish little nerdy lookin punk with fucked up teeth. Ya'll being too nice.

    • @Angela-ky9ru
      @Angela-ky9ru 5 лет назад +15

      @@selenaherrera2028 lmfao lol

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 лет назад +4626

    Everyone keeps saying "Onasian" but what about "Oni-san?"

  • @Ali-ju3xt
    @Ali-ju3xt 4 года назад +2

    This honesty and transparency is incredible in my opinion

  • @PaperPlateClorox
    @PaperPlateClorox 3 года назад +16

    Wait, he’s married? I thought he was 16.

  • @whatzittooya9012
    @whatzittooya9012 5 лет назад +652

    He sounds like a sociopath.
    As in, the "he's a narcissist incapable of empathy" kind of sociopath.

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 5 лет назад +34

      he definitely is. he is kinda disgusting how he sees what 'women' are.

    • @purplecatonbroadway
      @purplecatonbroadway 5 лет назад +41

      I dated a guy like this for almost two year until he was diagnosed with Narsasistic personality disorder. This guy is creepily similar. My ex said he saw people as "functions" and he clearly lacked empathy. They tend to be self serving and see themselves as better than others.

    • @rentalsnake6542
      @rentalsnake6542 5 лет назад +8

      @@purplecatonbroadway why do girls with pink hair and daddy issues always end up with crazy guys?

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 5 лет назад +6

      purplecatonbroadway thats complete psychopath.....i saw a video of this psychopath talking and he said the exact same thihg. but the difference is the guy was so good at faking he was likeable...

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 5 лет назад +3

      Well, sometimes when i think that I'm an uncaring asshole, I think back to people like this, and I realize that I'm just an asshole who can care about others.

  • @forg7528
    @forg7528 4 года назад +1

    I love how Elvis when he gives commentary video’s give pros about the people he talks about. Then proceeds to rip them apart

  • @Ineedabreakfromlife
    @Ineedabreakfromlife 4 года назад +4

    Wait, what's wrong with night showers??? Lol that's such an odd thing to complain about.

  • @HelenFire420
    @HelenFire420 5 лет назад +169

    You know Onision is going to make a hypocritical video on this guy.

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 5 лет назад +18

      oh man, that'd be a shitshow and i'd be totally into.

    • @FroggypondVideos
      @FroggypondVideos 5 лет назад +4

      Haha bet!

    • @HelenFire420
      @HelenFire420 5 лет назад

      @phi latio16 if it happens, you KNOW that I’ll be there to troll in the comments.

  • @jeremydiaz9642
    @jeremydiaz9642 5 лет назад +757

    There is a asian jake paul and now there is a asian onision.
    *_The world & reality we live in is truly a strange place_*

  • @TurkishEmpire2023
    @TurkishEmpire2023 4 года назад +3

    Its filthy frank before puberty

  • @marahayes6042
    @marahayes6042 4 года назад +5

    This dudes love life is crazy he went from one night stands girlfriends to wife to girlfriend to wife again

  • @skeletontime1223
    @skeletontime1223 5 лет назад +212

    I love how he hates things like her finger prints left on the mirror or leaving the window open to see and hear the outside. Let in some air. she leaves these tiny imprints of herself in his life, and he hates it.

    • @AngelVocal
      @AngelVocal 5 лет назад +16

      Cause he's a crazy and soulless narcissist :D

    • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
      @TheVeryAngryShrimp 5 лет назад +40

      Because he wants all the perks of a girlfriend (status, sex, probably food, etc..) without actually making the committment or having the responsibility of being associated/sharing things with her.

  • @RoseLilyClover
    @RoseLilyClover 5 лет назад +524

    Wtf? How are all these weirdos married?

    • @randomthot125
      @randomthot125 5 лет назад +37

      Because he looks cool and is exotic to a Japanese girl.

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 5 лет назад +9

      Coz he’s white and British.

    • @zhengjiao5600
      @zhengjiao5600 5 лет назад +53

      @@Jobe-13 how the fuck is he white

    • @MademoiselleCl3
      @MademoiselleCl3 5 лет назад +12

      Her gf has self esteem issues. You got some self image issues when you're with a dickhead like that

    • @beelzebublovers5809
      @beelzebublovers5809 5 лет назад

      Ya know, for all Onision’s many, many flaws. He does treat his wife well. He makes fun of her in jest, but not to be cruel. He’s kind and supportive to her. She is like, his only friend in the fucking world. Onision has obvious problems. I read his book, because I was curious. And he mentions that he has a hard time caring about and relating to people, he likes to study people, and a bunch of other crazy weird shit. He’s obviously got some problems. But he does love and care for his wife. I don’t know if Asian Onision treats his wife as well

  • @espi_777
    @espi_777 3 года назад +2

    i came back to watch this video again because it makes me laugh so much. That Japanese fetish guy is so eccentric and so cold hearted to the point its hilarious.

  • @iseespiritshelp688
    @iseespiritshelp688 Год назад +4

    Okay but how tf is this creep of a person married and I’m still single? 😂😂💀

  • @nerdekongen6642
    @nerdekongen6642 5 лет назад +337

    How is this guys face so square but still so round

    • @bruv11
      @bruv11 4 года назад +14

      Nerdekongen whasian tingz

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 года назад +3

      And so big. He really does have a big head. 😓

  • @garflop8848
    @garflop8848 5 лет назад +668

    NO ELVIS NO , why did you make a video on him? He's such a narcisist he'll love it

    • @punkyagogo
      @punkyagogo 5 лет назад +78

      My thoughts exactly. I used to watch this guy's vids last year, and it's so apparent that he feeds off of all that negative attention. Now he's gonna get a mass influx of subs lol

    • @praisebeelohimtm5748
      @praisebeelohimtm5748 5 лет назад +2

      He does

    • @d.l.k.6021
      @d.l.k.6021 5 лет назад +14

      Yup...he loved it. He made a twitch stream about you talking about him. Which is why I found you. Loved your vid! LOL

    • @browneyesblackdragon7999
      @browneyesblackdragon7999 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster 5 лет назад +1

      @tonygoggles Might as well have. Dude is so creepy.