Those are only for the Sea species of Bear, and as we saw the Skyrim bear had a slight disadvantage in water. Be careful not to mix up survival tactics! If you tried to run from a Sea Bear like you do for Skyrim bears it’d pummel you like it was in the WWE
I get the joke but it is annoying that NPCs tend to ignore the other NPCs and focus on the player. Especially when during the Conjuration build after being caught off guard.
Just imagine. You're going about your day in riverwood, chopping wood, talking with family and friends, and overall enjoying the day. Then, a human cat hybrid with a loincloth comes running through with bears poofing into existence every few seconds.
It's just like being a pedestrian in GTA San Andreas, you're just minding your own business, then you see the entire military chasing a black man wielding a minigun.
@@HERTZZBR Well excuse me for pointing out the part I found funny, allowing hundreds of people to commune in the feeling. Lighten the fuck up, Bruno, jeez 😄
@@rayw.6677 The more I think about it, he seems like a seasoned Skyrim player - making me think it's a joke name, like Jarl Ballin, Ballin, Ballin (swag) Might be wrong though
If you're going to run from a bear, try running downhill. They're front heavy so they might trip and end up tumbling down to the bottom. Of course, now the bear is at the bottom of the hill and can chase you up it, and it's probably really pissed, but it'll be pretty funny.
BRAKING NEWS: Local Drunk Man steals gallons of booze claiming they are “Stamina Potions to get away from the bears” while blasting Fire Emblem Three Houses music
Somewhere in Nintendo: "Ok so the rest of the Three Houses OST is done, but for the main theme, what mood should it invoke? like thrilling or regal or exciti- "Make it something that could be played over a 7/11 bandit running from an endless supply of bears up a snowy peak"
The duality of Between Heaven and Earth at its finest Works just as well in its original context of a war between friends as it does some guy trying to escape bears
You could save it for the next time there's a bears in your area. Natural disasters don't happen often but they do happen, I just had a tortilla last week.
@@awesomerinc.8553 I live in canada, there's bears literally everywhere. I've seen them booking it through farmer's fields 100 miles from any kind of forest
I’m going to take this opportunity for some irl bear safety tips: When hiking in an area you know has bears, talk. Even if you’re alone the sound of your voice will often be enough to keep bears away. Bear mace DOES NOT have to be sprayed directly at the bear’s face. Spraying it at the ground near its feet will still cause the fumes to enter its nose and mouth. If you do encounter a bear DO NOT turn and run. They’re faster and that behavior is commonly seen in prey animals. Instead, walk backwards, slowly, while facing the bear. Talking in this situation will also help as the bear won’t think you’re prey. If it makes itself bigger, DO NOT challenge it by making yourself bigger and more threatening or it will attack. (Don’t listen to the “play dead or climb” tips either. The best option is to show you aren’t prey and show that you aren’t a threat) If you have food, make sure it’s properly contained. If a bear can smell it, it’ll investigate and increase your odds of encountering a bear. If you see cubs, stay away from them. Even if you don’t see the mother, she’s always nearby and will attack you if you get too close to them.
@@calipigenia secure, contain, protect. A website of... monsters(?), places(?), objects(?), and things that are none, all, and/or some of these as submitted by people across the internet. I don't really have a better synopsis. It's something you are just going to have to look up a video on or just visit the website and look up some at random (it's not hugely controversial in my experience and results should be reasonable enough).
Y know the cool thing about a bear spawning every 10 seconds show you how fast on average Doug Doug speeds up his videos and how much time he spent in a area
"that simulates a real life natural disaster by spawning 1 bear every 10 seconds" ah yes the most realistic natural disaster this video helped so much i now know how to survive the bearpocalypse
This is almost like my most recent character on Skyrim. I would find a bear almost every couple minutes. In one short session I was jumped by 15 bears over the course of about an hour. There were bears where bears don't even normally spawn.
Just imagine you're in your 7-11, arguing with your sister and some mad lad runs in, starts to openly rob your store and then out of all things bears appear out of nowhere 😂😂
Yeah, exactly. What you should do if you actually encounter bears is to find some sort of obstacle around which you can dodge. Then you blast them with flames until you've leveled your destruction skill up to a point where you can reliably kill them in less than 10 seconds.
@@roenherkth2821 😐I'm not so certain. Would setting a bear on fire not just anger a bear and throw it into a frothy frenzy? Hear me out...Lets say you're in ancient Rome with this Skyrim Flamethrower of yours. Would you break formation and try to flame the ancient war elephant?
i need to say i think you have one of the best chats in twitch that I personally have seen. half of the fun here is watching chat get so excited with you and its nice to see a chat that for the most part isnt just trying to get attention 24/7... lol
Every pro survival tip for bears rob a 7/11 and after that get drunk. People that died to bears: Of course how could we be so dumb to forget those crucial steps
God the music from three houses works so well in this, dude I just watched my first video from you yesterday and I must say...YOUR AUDIO WORK IS AMAZING!!!!
Plot twist: Doug IS a bear Need proof? here: 13:59 Tell me that burp doesn’t sound like a bear (In his recent red dead redemption video where Doug tries to take a bath he admits to being a bear)
How to Survive a Bear Attack: 1. Rob 7-Eleven. 2. Get fucking wasted. 3. Who is this man sleeping next to me? 4. And where did that goat in the corner come from?
"how to survive natural disaster" google: The Dos and Don'ts of Surviving Every Natural Disaster 1. Flash floods. DO take storm warnings seriously. ... 2. ....... bing: 3:33
I like how it’s not even “beat” but it’s just “play”
This needs a reply
Bears were used as children's toys back when real life was essentially Skyrim.
How are you brother
Too dangerous, he must go with the bear minimal rules
Greetings
"Can you play Skyrim if a BEAR spawns every 10 seconds?"
Bearly.
Good one :D
Persona 4 Teddie be like
you must be givin 500 dollars for saying this pun
Damm u
leave
I love as the video goes on, he goes from a "safety instructor" to a drunken man screaming about bears.
"Im not even a real safety instructor, I am just doing community service cause I robbed a 7 - eleven. And Im drunk"
...was he drinking for every bear
A typical dougdoug video.
@@dtly50 *Dies*
Turns into Rick half way through
I can’t believe you didn’t draw an anti-skyrim bear circle in the dirt. It’s one of the most basic precautions against a skyrim bear.
Those are only for the Sea species of Bear, and as we saw the Skyrim bear had a slight disadvantage in water. Be careful not to mix up survival tactics! If you tried to run from a Sea Bear like you do for Skyrim bears it’d pummel you like it was in the WWE
Yeah you shouldve used a triangle
No guys your supposed to be wearing your anti-skyrim bear socks. Everyone knows this, I for one never leave home without them.
@@fidgetelftree9432 Yeah, everyone knows that you have to draw an anti-skyrim bear pentagram instead. Pssh, what newbies.
@@ComboowoPsshh! It's supposed to be an anti-Skyrim bear hexagon instead Heh amateurs.
“Now this isn’t normally hard, but there are lots of bears, and you are drunk,” That is a quote to live by!
Actually, Russians live by that quote every day
This is has been added in my life quotes.
You just gotta drink a bear every 10 seconds so you're bearly drunk.
@@brians1793 Ba dum tss
Whenever someone asks me to do something now, imma respond with this
The thought of Doug sprinting through a dungeon chugging booze and being chased by 100 bears really butters my toast
What’re you doing in my swamp?
Jack Sparrow moment
average dnd session
“Are you prepared for the top 5 natural disasters?” Yes
“Tortilla” oh no
Prepare for the floury projectiles
That's not funny, my father was killed by a tortilla
@@joel6543 Man he sucks
@@chiefqueef932 bruh
Hurricane Katrina?
6:15 "Why are you attacking me? There is LITERALLY A BEAR HERE!!"
To be fair, Doug, you ARE the one creating bears out of thin air.
Fair point
@@postaldude6090 Bear point
So, he is bearbearer?
I get the joke but it is annoying that NPCs tend to ignore the other NPCs and focus on the player. Especially when during the Conjuration build after being caught off guard.
Doug: makes a mod that spawns a bear every 10 seconds.
Also Doug: Is suprised every time he sees a bear.
"BEEEAAAARRRR!!!!"
3:25 So we just gonna ignore Sonic the HedgeHog just obliterating everything with his flamethrower hands? No? Just a normal day?
I was about to say the same thing word for word.
Yeaaaaaaahhh
Came here to post this
This is Skyrim, it's an odd day when Sonic the Hedgehog, Thomas the Tank Engine, A Waifu, and a Swearing Posh Mudcrab doesn't show up.
guess he left some mods on
Just imagine. You're going about your day in riverwood, chopping wood, talking with family and friends, and overall enjoying the day. Then, a human cat hybrid with a loincloth comes running through with bears poofing into existence every few seconds.
It's just like being a pedestrian in GTA San Andreas, you're just minding your own business, then you see the entire military chasing a black man wielding a minigun.
@@theuglydumbird so average american day lol
@@theuglydumbird Sounds like something in Florida
And sonic the hedgehog is there too for some reason
It's called a Khajiit
"This isn't normally hard, but there are lots of bears."
This is... true?
and you are drunk
Yeah that’s what he said
thanks for quoting the video that everyone just saw, im so happy i saw this creative comment
@@HERTZZBR Well excuse me for pointing out the part I found funny, allowing hundreds of people to commune in the feeling. Lighten the fuck up, Bruno, jeez 😄
“The only safety is water, Because bears can’t swim, I think”
Would you rather small hole you have a vehicle does music I sent
This is great because bears are great swimmers
@@davidganimations6955 did..did you have a stroke?
@@owenwatkins9490 did..did you not watch the video its a quote from it
@@goldenfishingrods3462 I don't rember him saying, "Would you rather small hole you have a vehicle does music I sent"
"It's over bears. We have the high ground" was the whole point just for that joke
I want to like but it's 69 will like once it's broken
Also true I think the joke was worth it tho
@@yoyu1001 Up to 411 now. Like to get closer to 420
"If someone gets in my way, I will just give them a bear." -DougDoug
can i offer you an bear in these trying times
-Doug "DougDoug" Doug
300th like
Ah yes,
*DOUDOUG*
DOHDoug.
This was the most intense Skyrim gameplay I’ve ever seen.
For real
That was so fuckin' stressful.
i love the bit where the undead overlord boss just gets swarmed by BEars lmao
@@nevermorenovelist Indeed :D
Everyone else in the world:
"Fayn-Dal"
This absolute weapon:
"Fondle"
Damn. You beat me to it.
@@rayw.6677 The more I think about it, he seems like a seasoned Skyrim player - making me think it's a joke name, like Jarl Ballin, Ballin, Ballin (swag)
Might be wrong though
@@SKer-l6c That actually makes sense. We all know who Faendal wants to fondle. 😏
@@rayw.6677 Poor Sven
@@SKer-l6c Someone is getting woooshed here, but I'm honestly not sure if it's you or me
If you're going to run from a bear, try running downhill. They're front heavy so they might trip and end up tumbling down to the bottom. Of course, now the bear is at the bottom of the hill and can chase you up it, and it's probably really pissed, but it'll be pretty funny.
BRAKING NEWS: Local Drunk Man steals gallons of booze claiming they are “Stamina Potions to get away from the bears” while blasting Fire Emblem Three Houses music
Also Braking News: Riverwood experiences Bear Epidemic
Braking news: a car failed to stop at an intersection
Why do so many people not know how to spell breaking
Yea braking that's what we said
Florida Man's more handsome cousin, Dovahkiin
Fake: The bears didn’t eat well tonight
Ahahahaha i get that reference!
ruclips.net/video/0iR_1InAvmY/видео.html the bears that ate badly at night:
crazy
@@HDTomo Thanks for the info
Bears everywhere
I love how he’s actually eating and drinking in real life
well yeah, everyone does
@@dannyechevarria2698 Oh boy! XD
Somewhere in Nintendo:
"Ok so the rest of the Three Houses OST is done, but for the main theme, what mood should it invoke? like thrilling or regal or exciti-
"Make it something that could be played over a 7/11 bandit running from an endless supply of bears up a snowy peak"
The duality of Between Heaven and Earth at its finest
Works just as well in its original context of a war between friends as it does some guy trying to escape bears
Short answer: yes
Long answer: [cannot compute] pc will reboot
"Now we come up on a puzzle room. This is not usually hard but there are alot of bears and you are very drunk."
"the alcohol will help me get through this"
"OH GOD THE BEARS ARE EVERYWHERE"
That's a logical series of events.
Like getting drunk in a gay bar
Ba dum tss
that's just a normal day in Russia.
So this is why there was so many bear families during that nature documentary
lol nice alt accounts
It’s the Spawn command family of bears
ganna leave a like
Bears.
@@amebee709 cheese.
13:17
DougDoug: "It's over bears! We have the high ground!"
13:38
Bears: "You underestimate our power!"
I'm confused as to why this was in my recommendation, but not mad.
Whambulence
Algorithm worked its magic
@Philip Manousakis he can't bear watching this
@@doomscyte1087 that is bear-ly a pun
bear
"I can't do this, there's too many bears"
I'm going to start saying that randomly IRL
You could save it for the next time there's a bears in your area.
Natural disasters don't happen often but they do happen, I just had a tortilla last week.
@@awesomerinc.8553 I live in canada, there's bears literally everywhere. I've seen them booking it through farmer's fields 100 miles from any kind of forest
@@awesomerinc.8553 the First Mexican meal to kill 300 people
9:40 "I'm gonna give this guy a bear" he says, as a bear materializes and starts mauling the skeleton in front of him
It’s dangerous to go alone take this BEAR
Instruction unclear, I keep getting kill by my bear.
@@oscargonzalez3599 you idiot your meant to inhale the bears and attack their home base creating an ultimate complilention if bears
AND THIS BEAR
I see the bear population is finally growing after their near extinction
the California brown bear is here to bring bloody vengeance upon you
monke dio
"The 7 11 of skyrim" is going to be my year book quote
Why is sonic throwing flames from his hands in Skyrim. Doug never even mentioned him.
That's just a normal part of the game, why would that be weird?
When your being constantly hunted down by hungry bears blue hedgehog's that shoot fire from there paws is the least of your concern at that moment
Thats just normal skyrim
Little diaspointed that he didn't get the sonic killed and wear his armour
i didnt even notice sonic, he's just a normal character to me
"Drunk Florida man robs 711 vending machine while being chased by bears"
Sounds like a plausible Szenario from Florida.
"If anyone gets in my way I will just give them a bear"
I’m going to take this opportunity for some irl bear safety tips:
When hiking in an area you know has bears, talk. Even if you’re alone the sound of your voice will often be enough to keep bears away.
Bear mace DOES NOT have to be sprayed directly at the bear’s face. Spraying it at the ground near its feet will still cause the fumes to enter its nose and mouth.
If you do encounter a bear DO NOT turn and run. They’re faster and that behavior is commonly seen in prey animals. Instead, walk backwards, slowly, while facing the bear. Talking in this situation will also help as the bear won’t think you’re prey. If it makes itself bigger, DO NOT challenge it by making yourself bigger and more threatening or it will attack. (Don’t listen to the “play dead or climb” tips either. The best option is to show you aren’t prey and show that you aren’t a threat)
If you have food, make sure it’s properly contained. If a bear can smell it, it’ll investigate and increase your odds of encountering a bear.
If you see cubs, stay away from them. Even if you don’t see the mother, she’s always nearby and will attack you if you get too close to them.
Thank you, this will be very helpful the next time a bears comes through my state.
(Seriously though thanks for sharing these tips)
@ISitOn MyArm You need a big gun to stop a bear.
So pretty much what I learned in school then.
Good tips regardless.
@ISitOn MyArm bears are essentially bullet proof, best of luck there
iv never seen a bear before but good advice anyways. Also yes bears are walking tanks
“And that kids, is how Russia was created”
-heavy weapons guy
True
Dislike, not enough vodka
Every 10 bears in Russia a second passes
Russia PepePains
This is not Mother Russia it's just a Russian Satellite , you can tell because the bears are not on unicycles.
I like how he starts drinking in the middle of his script.
“Now this isn’t normally hard, but there are lots of bears, and you are drunk.”
Russia mode.
8:02 out of context is the best thing I've ever heard
😂😂😂
hahah!!!!! 😎🤣
Doug: makes a program that spawns bears every 10 seconds
Also Doug: “OH GOD THERE ARE A LOT OF BEARS!”
I like how Doug slowly turns into an alcoholic throughout the video
The main fear isn’t bears, it’s alcohol.
I felt that last burp
@@mohsquared I mean.. it's not bears.. because it's beers, that's kind of part of the joke ;)
DougDoug: "I'm going to lose the bears."
Me: "Knowing that they spawn every ten seconds, do you see the problem?"
DougDoug saying "I don't have time for this" while Three Houses music plays is a heavy Lysithea vibe
This is a literal SCP
"The town that was f*cked by bears"
Insert naughty face meme
This is a curse Sheogorath put on this man for shits and giggles
69 likes.
n i c e
Remind me what an SCP is, please
@@calipigenia secure, contain, protect. A website of... monsters(?), places(?), objects(?), and things that are none, all, and/or some of these as submitted by people across the internet. I don't really have a better synopsis. It's something you are just going to have to look up a video on or just visit the website and look up some at random (it's not hugely controversial in my experience and results should be reasonable enough).
I love how Doug just ignores Sonic with a flame thrower at 3:19
Where is that orange crusader in your profiler picture from? I remember them from somewhere.
@@luckyrice672 castle crashers
@@luckyrice672 Castle Crashers
@@luckyrice672 castle crashers
@@luckyrice672 Castle Crashers
Me who plays skyrim on novice: imagine being fearful of bears
I play Skyrim on novice AND I'm afraid of bears (and every other enemy) lol
The true boss of Bleak Falls Barrow is the bears that spawned along the way.
Fire Emblem: Three Houses music is perfect for running from bears
I wondered why I suddenly had the urge to play that game lol
Indeed
Chiaki your alive
*how*
I was about to make the exact same comment.
@@somerandomnamehere6011 I just respawned cuz I'm a GAMER
That burp at 9:34 tho
He said he got to lose the Bears like there cops in GTA
4 Bear stars
This is very informational, thank you for this.
can't believe you stole my sweetroll.
Hey, he used ti be an adventurer like you
someone stole meh sweetroll
I'm sorry Solitide Guard, I have killed many of your kind- the streets of Solitude have run red with your blood!
@@rannoch1454you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence
Alternate title: How to induce a headache to yourself tutorial
The Fire Emblem music in the background of the intense parts is beautiful~ *chefs kiss*
*A million bears at the background*
Doug: _This is fine._
"Beat Bleak Falls BEARrow" lost chance there
Y know the cool thing about a bear spawning every 10 seconds show you how fast on average Doug Doug speeds up his videos and how much time he spent in a area
Colette: Restoration is a perfectly valid school ofmagic! Don't let others tell you otherwise!
“ Now normally this isn’t that hard, but there is lots of bears, and you are drunk” cracked me up🤣🤣
The fire emblem music really just intesifies how truly great this feat is
"Every 10 seconds, a bear appears in Skyrim. Help us donating 10$ per month to stop this.
Thank you"
Thalmor Embassy.
look, survival is survival, and dead bodies are like loot boxes of supplies, and loot boxes make my brain happy.
“There are lots of Bears and you are drunk, so stay safe”
"that simulates a real life natural disaster by spawning 1 bear every 10 seconds"
ah yes the most realistic natural disaster this video helped so much i now know how to survive the bearpocalypse
"bears can not swim"
Kids... dont try this at home.
Skyrim: The unBEARable edition
Pun Level 100
I knew this comment will be here.
RATED B
@@Alaskflls B or E I am not A_ctually R_eally shure
That joke was absolutely clawful.
Alternate title: Don't piss off the Druid at a drinking party
"Forest fires, hurricanes, *tortillas*, global warming, and number one, bears." Tortillas. This is why I subscribed.
Doug Doug: [Breathes]
Bears: [SPAWN]
NPC’s: “We are all... DEAD!!!”
"Aww jeez Rick, we did it! we reached the top of the mountain!"
Rick: 13:33
yes
Ah yes. Black falls burrow has turned into black falls BEARow
This is almost like my most recent character on Skyrim. I would find a bear almost every couple minutes. In one short session I was jumped by 15 bears over the course of about an hour. There were bears where bears don't even normally spawn.
Next one: "Can you play GTA V if Jesus with a rail gun appears every 10 seconds?"
*griefer Jesus flashbacks*
“#3 visit the nearest town”
“#4 loot the dead bodies for supplies”
I feel like I missed a step.
It’s all fun and games until Sonic walks up from behind with a flame thrower.
Just imagine you're in your 7-11, arguing with your sister and some mad lad runs in, starts to openly rob your store and then out of all things bears appear out of nowhere 😂😂
For someone that just found this, why is there a sonic shooting fire out of his hands?
It was a mod from the 1hp skyrim stream
Doug: **is low on health**
Also Doug: **jazz hands**
"Ohhh, the tables have turned bears!" *Bear spawns into existence beside him*
I love how Sonic immediately using fire to fend off the bears
I love how these safety trick are literally the OPPOSITE of what you need to do if you encounter bears
Yeah, exactly. What you should do if you actually encounter bears is to find some sort of obstacle around which you can dodge.
Then you blast them with flames until you've leveled your destruction skill up to a point where you can reliably kill them in less than 10 seconds.
@@LeCheckmate I think he means in real life. Don’t run from bears. They love chasing prey, and can run 30 mile per hour. Bears can swim as well.
@@roenherkth2821 But could I still flame thrower them?
@@LeCheckmate I imagine that’s work, yes.
@@roenherkth2821 😐I'm not so certain. Would setting a bear on fire not just anger a bear and throw it into a frothy frenzy? Hear me out...Lets say you're in ancient Rome with this Skyrim Flamethrower of yours.
Would you break formation and try to flame the ancient war elephant?
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how skyrim is meant to be played
i need to say i think you have one of the best chats in twitch that I personally have seen. half of the fun here is watching chat get so excited with you and its nice to see a chat that for the most part isnt just trying to get attention 24/7... lol
Alternate title:
SANTA CLAUS BUT HE GIVES EVERYONE BEARS INSTEAD OF CHEESE
He doesn't give cheese
He eats it all up for his fatass
DougDoug: “And hopefully teaches Riverwood about the importance of bear safety training.”
Me: “There’s no one left in Riverwood!”
They shoulda learnt faster
There's flamethrower sonic
Well at least we know the bear population isn't endangered in the Skyrim universe.
The fact that his voice dips and he starts burping after drinking all the booze... the attention to detail in these videos are amazing
The burping was legit kinda gross, though. They were so bubbly and gurgly sounding, like...bleh.
Every pro survival tip for bears rob a 7/11 and after that get drunk.
People that died to bears: Of course how could we be so dumb to forget those crucial steps
God the music from three houses works so well in this, dude I just watched my first video from you yesterday and I must say...YOUR AUDIO WORK IS AMAZING!!!!
9:41
"If anybody gets in my way I'll give them a bear."
-Doug 2020
Plot twist: Doug IS a bear
Need proof? here: 13:59
Tell me that burp doesn’t sound like a bear
(In his recent red dead redemption video where Doug tries to take a bath he admits to being a bear)
😳
😳
How to Survive a Bear Attack:
1. Rob 7-Eleven.
2. Get fucking wasted.
3. Who is this man sleeping next to me?
4. And where did that goat in the corner come from?
Doug Doug has now evolved into a bearologist............its a word now
He is a bear. 😏
@@tea6310 :O
Panda parkour
It's PAWSOME
I'm sorry, that was bad.
You mean beargrows
Cus he grows bears get it sorry
I love the FE3H music playing! Good choice Doug!
“Now this isn’t normally hard but there are bears and you are drunk.”
Just.... the way he said that line makes me cackle so much
"how to survive natural disaster"
google:
The Dos and Don'ts of Surviving Every Natural Disaster
1. Flash floods. DO take storm warnings seriously. ...
2. .......
bing: 3:33
is it "bleak falls barrow"
or "bleak falls bear-ow" as in zero & bear, thus meaning no bears.
It's "bleak falls BEAR OWWW"
Imagine being a draugr in an ancient crypt thinking that nothing would possibly come and touch you, and a guy runs by summoning bears around him.