How To BECOME GOD In Hearts Of Iron 4 - 100 Stat Man HOI4
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- Опубликовано: 27 янв 2019
- Hello there ladies and gentlemen today we are playing a wonderful game of Hearts Of Iron 4 / HOI4 as the wonderful 100 Stat Man. That's right the crazy overpowered character from our Crusader Kings 2 Games is here in hearts of iron 4 thanks to the wacky powers of funny hoi4 mods. So sit back relax and enjoy our adventure as we solve the aged old question that is how to become god in hearts of iron 4.
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this Hearts Of Iron 4 challenge!
Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
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If you want to grab a copy of the game you can find it here: store.steampowered.com/app/39...
#funny #montage #hoi4 
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Alright you laugh a denmark now, but just know that next time you step on a Lego, revenge will have been served
That's literally a crime aginst humanity! Lol
DENMARK MADE THE WOLRDS MOST PAINFULL WONDER WEAPON
Johnathan HAhahahahaha
amen
Xd
Sept. 3rd 1936
"Sir everyone has declared war on us? What are we going to do?"
Thorvald gets up after sharpening a sword "Finally, a fair fight"
Seems legit.
After the war...
Thorvald: hmph not even a challenge
How’s that fair
He thought it was, and was saddened when it wasn't.
Somewhere in Germany:
Chancellor: "we have finally convinced everyone in Germany of the beauty of communism. Now we will bring this beauty to the rest of the world, starting with Denmark."
Advisor: "actually sir, the entire world just declared war on Denmark as well."
"Surely not all of them. Japan?"
*nods*
"Hawai'i?"
*nods*
"Even the Vatican?"
*nods*
"Why would the Vatican declare war on them?"
"Well, the new King has declared himself to be the embodiment of Thor and started doing miracles. It's a holy war."
Holy shit
@@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl8415 Thor's Shit
LOL
Dennis Bryan i
See the Notts forest club
Can you please pone 01158494722
From love you
Dennis Bryan
,,,,,,,
WTF
“My god, that’s a lot of war.” -Spiff 2019
Dennis Bryan can you please pone 0115494722
From love you
Dennis Bryan ,
Well...
@@dennisbryan693 1) anyone reading this, don’t call that number
2) what the hell is that message-
@@teridactyl1250 what happens when u call the number?
@@reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman6757 I don't know, but if it's a random person posting a random number under an unrelated video, my bet would be either number harvesting or a scam
You should totally make a 100 stat man mega campaign all the way into Stellaris to complete the saga
Whenever the Chinese government lends you their 90 billion dollars mega computer, that is.
C.F.B yes it must be sized!
How Do You Bring A Mega-Campaign Into Stellaris? I Don't See How That Works, As It's A Completely Different Map...
Take over the world in HOI4 and assume you get to space.
@Godzilla Bro So, You Can Only Do It If You've Conquered The Entire Planet, Or...?
In order to become god, just use artillery only.
Hello Justin
Or use the best battle plan
P.S he forgot one line
Not that I'm complaining, but you're everywhere dude.
bannerlord when?
stop watching the same videos as me
So those units were not moving at 60kmph, they were doing 60000kmph. For those wondering, that's just shy of 1.5 times escape velocity
DEJA VU, I THINK I'VE BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE... *[Eurobeat Intensifies]*
“Grab a cup of tea”
>pours pitcher of *ICED* Tea
>Your move, redcoat
Well we don't have to do anything because you've already iced yourself. Ya mook.
Well the Boston Harbor does get relatively cold around this time of year
Check the "Reduced Court Size" mod for CK2, I think it's been updated and it sounds like just what you need.
It increases the robustness of the game culling unimportant courtiers with no land, inheritance, or titles.
What the game really needs is way more deadly and aggressive plagues and to archive dead nobles instead of keeping them in active memory: but until that glorious day there are mods.
“Culling” sounds pleasant...especially when it’s done in CK2
And it can be called a "great sacrifice in honor of 100 stat man and his eternal reign" or something
but then he couldn't be denmark.
@@thespiffingbrit what mod makes this glorious madness possible?
I am a dane, and I approve of this absolutely historically accurate video.
+In addition, Stauning's campaign slogan was "STAUNING OR CHAOS!"
The best goddamn video you've made just for the simply reason that im Danish, and watching the entire earth turn Danish makes me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl
Same
_*This girl was actually a Danish-Japanese schoolgirl._
_*Maybe this girl wasn't even a girl._
_*However, this girl still was a Japanese schoolgirl of one variety or another._
Plot Twist, You are actually laugh an Evil Laugh
As a dane who doesn't exist, I approve of this video
Same
Pyark haha same... Rødgrød med fløde👍
Same tbh.
Ja
It is actually historically accurate
Denmark just wiped everyones memories so nobody tried to take their power and be obliterated
The D in D-Day stood for Denmark
Why else would they go through Germany?
As a dane wizard i agree With all these comments
America: All countries belong to us.
Denmark: No
Small Sounds u
Small sound no us
“There are many good countries they are giving to us; such as France...”
Logic and realism *exited the stage*
I mean they also put Italy there so it had died long ago
You do realize, that he was sarcastic?
jojolafrite90 hello 👋
jojolafrite90 I mean AI France just surrenders when I take Paris.
@@jojolafrite90 It's just France gets invaded every time
_Chomping on a breakfast fillet of salmon_
"EATING FISH MAKES YOU A COMMIE"
_starts humming Soviet anthem_
6:10 That's 60 THOUSAND km/h, or about half the speed of the Earth around the sun
How much sacrifices were made to make this video?
Edit: I also want a full mod list
Even without the mods, taking over the world as Denmark shouldn't be too difficult, it would be slow and arduous and when it's all done with, no one knows how to communicate anymore. Have you ever heard them speak, it's quite a horrendous noise escaping through their mouths.
@@livedandletdie can you say the mods name
Spiff, to deal with your Ck2 100-stat man series running slow, I suggest trying that Ck2 mod that removes 3D features (ex: The crown that signifies the capital is replaced with a 2D star) and a mod that flattens the map (becomes rather flat like Hoi4) I don’t remember the exact names of the mods, but they are very popular w/ positive reviews (for obvious reasons). It might not have an excellent aesthetic, but will hopefully give you enough FPS to wrap up the series.
I hope that this suggestion came up to be helpful.
My first time drinking tea to a spiffing Brit vid and I feel as if I have the power of the queen coursing through me
Ethiopian Navy : "The Power of Imagination"
Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahah
3:55 - 4:00 **Distant inaudible Indian shouting**
The Lone Traveller lol
*Angry China noises*
Im from china and i drink lots of tea.
As a German I can confirm Thorvald was the reason Hitler capitulated and shot himself.
He couldn't live with that fact that Thorvald is out there to get him. Little did Adi know that death Is just a word for Thorvald and it doesn't matter where or in which state your body is. He'll get you.
He took Hitler's corpse and annihilated it. While people think Adolf ran off to South America or something, his body, mind, and soul were completely destroyed by Thorvald before the Allies got there.
"The Viking invasion 2; Boogaloo" 😂😂
Why is so much land just disappearing off of the map? Is there an ever expanding black hole off the northern coast of Germany or something?
Yeah. Spiff seems like he's doing a Drew Durnil, too. I didn't see him playing anyone.
Well the shear power coming from Denmark created a black hole
Sean Perkins What’s Denmark?
Sean Perkins Denmark?
"Germany is trying to take over the world!"
>Coming from the largest empire in the world at the time
>Coming from the largest empire in the world who was allied with the second largest empire in the world at the time
>Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/5th of the habitable land on earth at it's peak
>Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/3rd of the earth's population at it's peak
13:42
*Republican* Italy
*HAS A KING*
Bruh, what are you talking about, I don't think of Britain when I think of tea, I think of the Boston Tea Party. God bless America
When I think of America I think of AIDS. America is the homeland of AIDS.
@@lukesampson3294 dude that's Africa
Helios no America lol
8:41 at least Italy is behaving historically...
5:26 - Denmark president declares that "The Spiffing Brit" RUclips channel isn't quite that good.
Prime minister*
0:45 tis music is actually from a very good game everyone should have played^^
(A hat in time)
I've only watched like 5 of these videos, this is the best thing I've ever found during my nightly youtube marathons. Thanks mate.
Records say that turkey drank more tea per year than anywhere on the world...
Spiffing britt:maybe i am spiffing turk
2:20 Yes you convinced me to grab a cup of tea.
I’ve been waiting for this since the first 100 stat man video in ck2
1:21 wow..........thx for loving us
2:21 he finally grew up... its coffee
thats not coffee thats tea with milk in it.
@@samuelwilliams2266 you hear that sound? That was the joke flying over your head
greetings from danmark, nice vid
Ohhh LoL !
Salutations from Denmark, good Sir - I was almost choking on my coffee 😂👍
the viking invasion two buu-galuu has begun.. best quote!
2:21 Good god *pauses video to get tea*
*continues video feeling absouballylootley spiffing wot wot*
Great vid keep it up
Italians run away from wars because.thaey just watch the fight (they live the longest)
2:55 That was actually Stauning
12:58 😭😭 R.I.P the immortal stat Man
Alright, this seals it. I'm subscribing! I'm going to grab my tea. Have a nice day, sir!
What about having a tea with Ironside? They will surely give you a monster of a PC
2:13 I'm sorry, I'm not a brit.
I'm just going to grab myself a good old Schnitzel...
can you imagine taking a nap and waking up 6 hours later and having a full war go on that you missed
As a dane, I'll say this was hilarious.
*Cough Cough* Turkey actually consumes more tea than Bri.... *God Save The Queen Earrape plays while Spiff arrests me*
Yes, that is because of the common misconception that we british are obsessed with tea, tea is actually just another of the many delivery mechanisms for our real obsesion sugar.
@@alimaeus455 In fact, most brits I know prefer coffee
Thank you that's what I said in the comments!!!
*Ceddin Deden Intensifies*
12:06 "Spiff, you utter knob! How do you think this wil succeed?"
"It just works, ladies and gentlemen."
I think you be throwing a tea at in the tea interlude of making you get tea, but only do your favorite tea preferably your own tea I would need
1:02 they actually just took 3 hours
Come on man, dont be like that to the danes
Thank you for reminding me of getting a cup of tea spiffing, I can’t believe I almost forgot about that! ;)
Yeah I can confirm this is what WW2 looks like in Danish history books
Me: Excuse me! I am danish, and denmark DOES exist...
Spiff: Shit! I've been compromised. Time for plan B... *Nukes denmark* There we go...
Tak
Don't worry. He's just salty about the 10th-11th century
DER ER ET YNDIIIGT LAAAND, DET STÅR MED BREDE BØGE
Det er fandme en smuk sang
Have to be thankful for those tea reminders. Almost letting us brits down by not having one. Off to go get a cup (or three) of the great stuff.
never excpected to drink so much tea watching you rampage
Hmm if I dont live in denmark, I must live in {REDACTED}
The ships avoid damage by hopping back and forth in time.
So I'm a new subscriber and I'm seriously enjoying this, I already started drinking tea
I always have my tea, bit of sugar when I want too
Glory to Denmark
no it sucks he could pick a trash country like el salvador or venezuelam but he wanted to pick the trashies one from europe-asia
SPIFF IT ISN'T THE MID POINT OF THE VIDEO AT 2minutes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~
Also I'd love to see if all Major Powers in the world had Godlike characters and see what would happen in a timelapse. Give Australia a Godlike person too! >:L
Been on the Greyhound to San Diego for a day so can't have me a cup of tea, but as soon as I step foot in San Diego I will make two cups of tea for every video I watched
You made me spill my tea at the end
*Comment questioning the historical accuracy of a super-overpowered denmark*
@@thespiffingbrit What is this 'Denmark' you speak of anyway?
To where?
They did conquer england
Sarcasmal never a issue!
Sarcasmal all hail the denmarki empire
which mods do you use?
could you upload them to gdrive or so?
Alas, the midpoint tea reminder being only 2 minutes in means that if someone were to put the teabag in the hot water at the start of the video, their first cup wouldn’t even be done yet.
My god I nearly went through this video without a cup of tea. I owe you one for reminding me sir!
Hey Denmark won VM in handball this year so it must be real
All propoganda
Someone should make a 100 Stat Man mod for Fallout 4
You don't really need to mod it, just use commands to give yourself 10 S.P.E.C.I.A.L on everything and all the perks. Then just make your character look like 100 Stat Man and you're good to go.
Hi! New subscriber here, been binging your videos for hours and I don't think I've ever drunk so much tea, despite also being British. Huzzah!
"When you think tea, who do you think of?"
Even himself thinks about Turkey first :D
Can't be overpowered if you're not real
Im so proud to be a dane
"Viking invasion 2: boogaloo" best fucking line ever
2:28 following Spiffing's advice I stop here to make a cup of tea, comment and like. Wonderful channel to brighten up otherwise dull working days. Thanks Brit!
5:40 så sandt det burte være Dansk!
denmark exsist its just very tiny :(
i mean we made legos
pretty sure that was norway
Liar Denmark is a conspiracy
Dude I know we did but it killed sooo many people
Yes, and everybody who ever had kids is traumatized because legos are worse than landmines. That’s just general knowledge.
The Spiffing Brit:Denmark doesn't exist!
Bokoen1:Am I a joke to you?
close one, nearly forgot the tea!
Cheers lad
He may be Danish, but at least he is not French. The Danish were smart enough not to fight for long. The French went into the war, fought for a few days or a bit more and then suddenly remembered that they are French (meaning, they capitulated) xD
Bro.. ive been bingewatching ur videos on 2x speed...... ive thrown up 28 times because of the tea... send help..
i have never drank more tea than i have watching your videos, i do my best to pause the video and get a tea but my god its hard to chain watch your videos, its just to much tea!!
Detail you missed. We rode bikes to that war.
Just wanna mention it.
Btw good pronunciation of Thorvald xD
tea belongs in the harbor
"bold words of someone in stabbing range"
If I buy the Tea can I use it to throw a tea party... perhaps a harbor sized tea party? :D
Please don't. I'm still miffed about the first one. And I am, quite unfortunately, American.
The power of 100 Stat man is so powerful its affecting your real life computer XD
I’ve been power watching ur videos and this is my 100th cup of tea
There are two things in this world I cannot tolerate:
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures
and the Dutch.
vhat?
Behave.
>Danish like
when you start binge watching spiff and then you run out of tea
In Denmark, WWII was that ordeal where the Germans stole all our butter.
And then we evacuated Danish Jews to Sweden when Hitler got tired of us complaining about the butter after a few years and replaced the government with Nazists.
Ok, it also involved pork and grain, and political freedoms, but the above summary really does explain most of it.
Apparently, the 6-hour battle for Denmark thing happened because some elite German soldiers were smuggled into Copenhagen in a cargo container, made their way to the royal palace and literally captured the king.
If we hadn't surrendered, it would've taken the German tanks about 6 extra hours to roll through every town in the country.
Also, Thorvald Stauning really was God.
Greatest leader we've had. Started the welfare state.
What mod are you using spiff??
Syndyckalist tea
Rest in power, Queen
12:32
Brazil being Brazil
"The Soviet Union has just occupied the entirety of Finland" Ah, cool. I like fantasy games.
Kekw