Somewhere in Germany: Chancellor: "we have finally convinced everyone in Germany of the beauty of communism. Now we will bring this beauty to the rest of the world, starting with Denmark." Advisor: "actually sir, the entire world just declared war on Denmark as well." "Surely not all of them. Japan?" *nods* "Hawai'i?" *nods* "Even the Vatican?" *nods* "Why would the Vatican declare war on them?" "Well, the new King has declared himself to be the embodiment of Thor and started doing miracles. It's a holy war."
@@reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman6757 I don't know, but if it's a random person posting a random number under an unrelated video, my bet would be either number harvesting or a scam
Check the "Reduced Court Size" mod for CK2, I think it's been updated and it sounds like just what you need. It increases the robustness of the game culling unimportant courtiers with no land, inheritance, or titles.
What the game really needs is way more deadly and aggressive plagues and to archive dead nobles instead of keeping them in active memory: but until that glorious day there are mods.
Ja It is actually historically accurate Denmark just wiped everyones memories so nobody tried to take their power and be obliterated The D in D-Day stood for Denmark Why else would they go through Germany?
The best goddamn video you've made just for the simply reason that im Danish, and watching the entire earth turn Danish makes me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl
_*This girl was actually a Danish-Japanese schoolgirl._ _*Maybe this girl wasn't even a girl._ _*However, this girl still was a Japanese schoolgirl of one variety or another._
As a German I can confirm Thorvald was the reason Hitler capitulated and shot himself. He couldn't live with that fact that Thorvald is out there to get him. Little did Adi know that death Is just a word for Thorvald and it doesn't matter where or in which state your body is. He'll get you.
He took Hitler's corpse and annihilated it. While people think Adolf ran off to South America or something, his body, mind, and soul were completely destroyed by Thorvald before the Allies got there.
Spiff, to deal with your Ck2 100-stat man series running slow, I suggest trying that Ck2 mod that removes 3D features (ex: The crown that signifies the capital is replaced with a 2D star) and a mod that flattens the map (becomes rather flat like Hoi4) I don’t remember the exact names of the mods, but they are very popular w/ positive reviews (for obvious reasons). It might not have an excellent aesthetic, but will hopefully give you enough FPS to wrap up the series. I hope that this suggestion came up to be helpful.
"Germany is trying to take over the world!" >Coming from the largest empire in the world at the time >Coming from the largest empire in the world who was allied with the second largest empire in the world at the time >Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/5th of the habitable land on earth at it's peak >Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/3rd of the earth's population at it's peak
Even without the mods, taking over the world as Denmark shouldn't be too difficult, it would be slow and arduous and when it's all done with, no one knows how to communicate anymore. Have you ever heard them speak, it's quite a horrendous noise escaping through their mouths.
9:08 "apparentally motorized tanks werent designed to fight in northern Finland" Oi maamme Suomi, Synnyin maa. Soi sana kultainen Ei laaksoa Ei kukkulaa, Ei vettä rantaa rakkaampaa. Kuin kotimaa tää pohjoinen. Maa kallis isien. Ei laaksoa Ei kukkulaa, Ei vettä rantaa rakkaampaa. Kuin kotimaa tää pohjoinen. Maa kallis isien. That was the first part of Finnish National anthem.
In Denmark, WWII was that ordeal where the Germans stole all our butter. And then we evacuated Danish Jews to Sweden when Hitler got tired of us complaining about the butter after a few years and replaced the government with Nazists. Ok, it also involved pork and grain, and political freedoms, but the above summary really does explain most of it. Apparently, the 6-hour battle for Denmark thing happened because some elite German soldiers were smuggled into Copenhagen in a cargo container, made their way to the royal palace and literally captured the king. If we hadn't surrendered, it would've taken the German tanks about 6 extra hours to roll through every town in the country.
2:28 following Spiffing's advice I stop here to make a cup of tea, comment and like. Wonderful channel to brighten up otherwise dull working days. Thanks Brit!
Alas, the midpoint tea reminder being only 2 minutes in means that if someone were to put the teabag in the hot water at the start of the video, their first cup wouldn’t even be done yet.
Was not expecting you to roast Denmark so thoroughly, if I were not any wiser I'd mistake it for the scent of a scolding hot cup of Yorkshire Gold being thrown in the face a heretical coffee drinking American, but surely no man is evil enough to waste such quality tea.
Also I'd love to see if all Major Powers in the world had Godlike characters and see what would happen in a timelapse. Give Australia a Godlike person too! >:L
He may be Danish, but at least he is not French. The Danish were smart enough not to fight for long. The French went into the war, fought for a few days or a bit more and then suddenly remembered that they are French (meaning, they capitulated) xD
You don't really need to mod it, just use commands to give yourself 10 S.P.E.C.I.A.L on everything and all the perks. Then just make your character look like 100 Stat Man and you're good to go.
Been on the Greyhound to San Diego for a day so can't have me a cup of tea, but as soon as I step foot in San Diego I will make two cups of tea for every video I watched
i have never drank more tea than i have watching your videos, i do my best to pause the video and get a tea but my god its hard to chain watch your videos, its just to much tea!!
Alright you laugh a denmark now, but just know that next time you step on a Lego, revenge will have been served
That's literally a crime aginst humanity! Lol
DENMARK MADE THE WOLRDS MOST PAINFULL WONDER WEAPON
Johnathan HAhahahahaha
amen
Xd
Somewhere in Germany:
Chancellor: "we have finally convinced everyone in Germany of the beauty of communism. Now we will bring this beauty to the rest of the world, starting with Denmark."
Advisor: "actually sir, the entire world just declared war on Denmark as well."
"Surely not all of them. Japan?"
*nods*
"Hawai'i?"
*nods*
"Even the Vatican?"
*nods*
"Why would the Vatican declare war on them?"
"Well, the new King has declared himself to be the embodiment of Thor and started doing miracles. It's a holy war."
Holy shit
@@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl8415 Thor's Shit
LOL
Dennis Bryan i
See the Notts forest club
Can you please pone 01158494722
From love you
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WTF
Sept. 3rd 1936
"Sir everyone has declared war on us? What are we going to do?"
Thorvald gets up after sharpening a sword "Finally, a fair fight"
Seems legit.
After the war...
Thorvald: hmph not even a challenge
How’s that fair
He thought it was, and was saddened when it wasn't.
So those units were not moving at 60kmph, they were doing 60000kmph. For those wondering, that's just shy of 1.5 times escape velocity
DEJA VU, I THINK I'VE BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE... *[Eurobeat Intensifies]*
You should totally make a 100 stat man mega campaign all the way into Stellaris to complete the saga
Whenever the Chinese government lends you their 90 billion dollars mega computer, that is.
C.F.B yes it must be sized!
How Do You Bring A Mega-Campaign Into Stellaris? I Don't See How That Works, As It's A Completely Different Map...
Take over the world in HOI4 and assume you get to space.
@Godzilla Bro So, You Can Only Do It If You've Conquered The Entire Planet, Or...?
“My god, that’s a lot of war.” -Spiff 2019
Dennis Bryan can you please pone 0115494722
From love you
Dennis Bryan ,
Well...
@@dennisbryan693 1) anyone reading this, don’t call that number
2) what the hell is that message-
@@teridactyl1250 what happens when u call the number?
@@reeeeeeeeeeeeeeman6757 I don't know, but if it's a random person posting a random number under an unrelated video, my bet would be either number harvesting or a scam
In order to become god, just use artillery only.
Hello Justin
Or use the best battle plan
P.S he forgot one line
Not that I'm complaining, but you're everywhere dude.
bannerlord when?
stop watching the same videos as me
I am a dane, and I approve of this absolutely historically accurate video.
+In addition, Stauning's campaign slogan was "STAUNING OR CHAOS!"
Check the "Reduced Court Size" mod for CK2, I think it's been updated and it sounds like just what you need.
It increases the robustness of the game culling unimportant courtiers with no land, inheritance, or titles.
What the game really needs is way more deadly and aggressive plagues and to archive dead nobles instead of keeping them in active memory: but until that glorious day there are mods.
“Culling” sounds pleasant...especially when it’s done in CK2
And it can be called a "great sacrifice in honor of 100 stat man and his eternal reign" or something
but then he couldn't be denmark.
@@thespiffingbrit what mod makes this glorious madness possible?
As a dane who doesn't exist, I approve of this video
Same
Pyark haha same... Rødgrød med fløde👍
Same tbh.
Ja
It is actually historically accurate
Denmark just wiped everyones memories so nobody tried to take their power and be obliterated
The D in D-Day stood for Denmark
Why else would they go through Germany?
As a dane wizard i agree With all these comments
“There are many good countries they are giving to us; such as France...”
Logic and realism *exited the stage*
I mean they also put Italy there so it had died long ago
You do realize, that he was sarcastic?
jojolafrite90 hello 👋
jojolafrite90 I mean AI France just surrenders when I take Paris.
@@jojolafrite90 It's just France gets invaded every time
The best goddamn video you've made just for the simply reason that im Danish, and watching the entire earth turn Danish makes me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl
Same
_*This girl was actually a Danish-Japanese schoolgirl._
_*Maybe this girl wasn't even a girl._
_*However, this girl still was a Japanese schoolgirl of one variety or another._
Plot Twist, You are actually laugh an Evil Laugh
America: All countries belong to us.
Denmark: No
Small Sounds u
Small sound no us
As a German I can confirm Thorvald was the reason Hitler capitulated and shot himself.
He couldn't live with that fact that Thorvald is out there to get him. Little did Adi know that death Is just a word for Thorvald and it doesn't matter where or in which state your body is. He'll get you.
He took Hitler's corpse and annihilated it. While people think Adolf ran off to South America or something, his body, mind, and soul were completely destroyed by Thorvald before the Allies got there.
Spiff, to deal with your Ck2 100-stat man series running slow, I suggest trying that Ck2 mod that removes 3D features (ex: The crown that signifies the capital is replaced with a 2D star) and a mod that flattens the map (becomes rather flat like Hoi4) I don’t remember the exact names of the mods, but they are very popular w/ positive reviews (for obvious reasons). It might not have an excellent aesthetic, but will hopefully give you enough FPS to wrap up the series.
I hope that this suggestion came up to be helpful.
My first time drinking tea to a spiffing Brit vid and I feel as if I have the power of the queen coursing through me
"Germany is trying to take over the world!"
>Coming from the largest empire in the world at the time
>Coming from the largest empire in the world who was allied with the second largest empire in the world at the time
>Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/5th of the habitable land on earth at it's peak
>Coming from the largest empire in the world who controlled over 1/3rd of the earth's population at it's peak
6:10 That's 60 THOUSAND km/h, or about half the speed of the Earth around the sun
How much sacrifices were made to make this video?
Edit: I also want a full mod list
Even without the mods, taking over the world as Denmark shouldn't be too difficult, it would be slow and arduous and when it's all done with, no one knows how to communicate anymore. Have you ever heard them speak, it's quite a horrendous noise escaping through their mouths.
@@livedandletdie can you say the mods name
Why is so much land just disappearing off of the map? Is there an ever expanding black hole off the northern coast of Germany or something?
Yeah. Spiff seems like he's doing a Drew Durnil, too. I didn't see him playing anyone.
Well the shear power coming from Denmark created a black hole
Sean Perkins What’s Denmark?
Sean Perkins Denmark?
3:55 - 4:00 **Distant inaudible Indian shouting**
The Lone Traveller lol
*Angry China noises*
Im from china and i drink lots of tea.
Ethiopian Navy : "The Power of Imagination"
Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahah
0:45 tis music is actually from a very good game everyone should have played^^
(A hat in time)
2:21 Good god *pauses video to get tea*
*continues video feeling absouballylootley spiffing wot wot*
13:42
*Republican* Italy
*HAS A KING*
12:06 "Spiff, you utter knob! How do you think this wil succeed?"
"It just works, ladies and gentlemen."
2:20 Yes you convinced me to grab a cup of tea.
Records say that turkey drank more tea per year than anywhere on the world...
Spiffing britt:maybe i am spiffing turk
5:26 - Denmark president declares that "The Spiffing Brit" RUclips channel isn't quite that good.
Prime minister*
I've only watched like 5 of these videos, this is the best thing I've ever found during my nightly youtube marathons. Thanks mate.
"The Viking invasion 2; Boogaloo" 😂😂
8:41 at least Italy is behaving historically...
Me: Excuse me! I am danish, and denmark DOES exist...
Spiff: Shit! I've been compromised. Time for plan B... *Nukes denmark* There we go...
Tak
Don't worry. He's just salty about the 10th-11th century
1:21 wow..........thx for loving us
DER ER ET YNDIIIGT LAAAND, DET STÅR MED BREDE BØGE
Det er fandme en smuk sang
2:13 I'm sorry, I'm not a brit.
I'm just going to grab myself a good old Schnitzel...
What about having a tea with Ironside? They will surely give you a monster of a PC
9:08 "apparentally motorized tanks werent designed to fight in northern Finland"
Oi maamme Suomi,
Synnyin maa.
Soi sana kultainen
Ei laaksoa
Ei kukkulaa,
Ei vettä rantaa rakkaampaa.
Kuin kotimaa tää pohjoinen.
Maa kallis isien.
Ei laaksoa
Ei kukkulaa,
Ei vettä rantaa rakkaampaa.
Kuin kotimaa tää pohjoinen.
Maa kallis isien.
That was the first part of Finnish National anthem.
Ohhh LoL !
Salutations from Denmark, good Sir - I was almost choking on my coffee 😂👍
the viking invasion two buu-galuu has begun.. best quote!
greetings from danmark, nice vid
12:58 😭😭 R.I.P the immortal stat Man
Alright, this seals it. I'm subscribing! I'm going to grab my tea. Have a nice day, sir!
In Denmark, WWII was that ordeal where the Germans stole all our butter.
And then we evacuated Danish Jews to Sweden when Hitler got tired of us complaining about the butter after a few years and replaced the government with Nazists.
Ok, it also involved pork and grain, and political freedoms, but the above summary really does explain most of it.
Apparently, the 6-hour battle for Denmark thing happened because some elite German soldiers were smuggled into Copenhagen in a cargo container, made their way to the royal palace and literally captured the king.
If we hadn't surrendered, it would've taken the German tanks about 6 extra hours to roll through every town in the country.
Also, Thorvald Stauning really was God.
Greatest leader we've had. Started the welfare state.
1:02 they actually just took 3 hours
2:28 following Spiffing's advice I stop here to make a cup of tea, comment and like. Wonderful channel to brighten up otherwise dull working days. Thanks Brit!
2:21 he finally grew up... its coffee
thats not coffee thats tea with milk in it.
@@samuelwilliams2266 you hear that sound? That was the joke flying over your head
Alas, the midpoint tea reminder being only 2 minutes in means that if someone were to put the teabag in the hot water at the start of the video, their first cup wouldn’t even be done yet.
As a dane, I'll say this was hilarious.
The Spiffing Brit:Denmark doesn't exist!
Bokoen1:Am I a joke to you?
I’ve been waiting for this since the first 100 stat man video in ck2
Was not expecting you to roast Denmark so thoroughly, if I were not any wiser I'd mistake it for the scent of a scolding hot cup of Yorkshire Gold being thrown in the face a heretical coffee drinking American, but surely no man is evil enough to waste such quality tea.
Bruh, what are you talking about, I don't think of Britain when I think of tea, I think of the Boston Tea Party. God bless America
When I think of America I think of AIDS. America is the homeland of AIDS.
@@lukesampson3294 dude that's Africa
Helios no America lol
2:55 That was actually Stauning
Italians run away from wars because.thaey just watch the fight (they live the longest)
3:55 What In The Bloody hell do you mean we Turkish drink tea Everyday I don't know what you're talking about!?
Great vid keep it up
can you imagine taking a nap and waking up 6 hours later and having a full war go on that you missed
*Comment questioning the historical accuracy of a super-overpowered denmark*
@@thespiffingbrit What is this 'Denmark' you speak of anyway?
To where?
They did conquer england
Sarcasmal never a issue!
Sarcasmal all hail the denmarki empire
When the Spiffing Brit tell you to go get a cup of tea. you go get a cup of tea, even if it's at 2:30am lol
which mods do you use?
could you upload them to gdrive or so?
"Viking invasion 2: boogaloo" best fucking line ever
Hmm if I dont live in denmark, I must live in {REDACTED}
Brit:(makes joke about country not existing)
Finland:am I a joke to you
Come on man, dont be like that to the danes
Sniffing's comments on Italy have to be what Germany was feeling like in WWII. Come on Italy, dont you know there's a war going on?
SPIFF IT ISN'T THE MID POINT OF THE VIDEO AT 2minutes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~
Also I'd love to see if all Major Powers in the world had Godlike characters and see what would happen in a timelapse. Give Australia a Godlike person too! >:L
I think you be throwing a tea at in the tea interlude of making you get tea, but only do your favorite tea preferably your own tea I would need
Glory to Denmark
no it sucks he could pick a trash country like el salvador or venezuelam but he wanted to pick the trashies one from europe-asia
I'm American
every time I hear "God Save the Queen" I immediately think it's "My Country 'Tis Of Thee"
He may be Danish, but at least he is not French. The Danish were smart enough not to fight for long. The French went into the war, fought for a few days or a bit more and then suddenly remembered that they are French (meaning, they capitulated) xD
"I've jumped into the midpoint of the video!"
2:13 out of 18:08
*"midpoint"*
Im so proud to be a dane
"The Soviet Union has just occupied the entirety of Finland" Ah, cool. I like fantasy games.
Kekw
Can't be overpowered if you're not real
Dude, the entire British Empire was defeated by a bunch of people whose tea was taxed too much.
There are two things in this world I cannot tolerate:
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures
and the Dutch.
vhat?
Behave.
The Spiffing Brit: "And these forces at moving at a ridiculous speed of 60 Km/h" Me: I think you meant over 60 thousand Km/h.
If I buy the Tea can I use it to throw a tea party... perhaps a harbor sized tea party? :D
Please don't. I'm still miffed about the first one. And I am, quite unfortunately, American.
Hi! New subscriber here, been binging your videos for hours and I don't think I've ever drunk so much tea, despite also being British. Huzzah!
Hey Denmark won VM in handball this year so it must be real
All propoganda
I forgot the tea, sire. You got me to stand up and get a cup of tea. And I‘m in a wheelchair! That says a lot about the power tea has
Someone should make a 100 Stat Man mod for Fallout 4
You don't really need to mod it, just use commands to give yourself 10 S.P.E.C.I.A.L on everything and all the perks. Then just make your character look like 100 Stat Man and you're good to go.
Fun fact Denmark actually lost within 2 hours of being invaded.
tea belongs in the harbor
"bold words of someone in stabbing range"
You have seen 0 stat man, you have seen 100 stat man, now introducing 1 BILLION STAT MAN
Bro.. ive been bingewatching ur videos on 2x speed...... ive thrown up 28 times because of the tea... send help..
Yeah I can confirm this is what WW2 looks like in Danish history books
denmark exsist its just very tiny :(
i mean we made legos
pretty sure that was norway
Liar Denmark is a conspiracy
Dude I know we did but it killed sooo many people
Yes, and everybody who ever had kids is traumatized because legos are worse than landmines. That’s just general knowledge.
"When you think tea, who do you think of?"
Even himself thinks about Turkey first :D
5:40 så sandt det burte være Dansk!
Have to be thankful for those tea reminders. Almost letting us brits down by not having one. Off to go get a cup (or three) of the great stuff.
>Danish like
Been on the Greyhound to San Diego for a day so can't have me a cup of tea, but as soon as I step foot in San Diego I will make two cups of tea for every video I watched
What mod are you using spiff??
Syndyckalist tea
The power of 100 Stat man is so powerful its affecting your real life computer XD
Rest in power, Queen
Just pour tea on the computer. Trust me, it works. Tea fixes everything. Except my marriage. Karen please bring back the kids please oh god,
I guess i dont exsist
i have never drank more tea than i have watching your videos, i do my best to pause the video and get a tea but my god its hard to chain watch your videos, its just to much tea!!