HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN - OPPOSING FARCE - REUPLOAD
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Experience the raw power of Hunt Down the Freeman, the trashiest, most broken waste of $25 to ever hit Steam.
This upload fixes some of the audio issues from the previous upload
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And that medic who takes your medpack gets killed by the only Barnacle in the whole game.
Imagine a loose tiger from the zoo kills you, you will be the only dude in 20 20 to get killed by a tiger in the urban zone on the globe ! HECK thats some crazy thinking BOI ! heheh
And barnacle didn't even eat this man
It just killed him and spit out for no reason
Less Talking FUCKING RAW
@Bas Wenmakers that would be better then the entire game
How did the barnacle even get there? Why was it there? Barnacles are like, pests that migrated to Earth with the combine, how would this one have gotten there so early on? This makes no sense!
The cut-scene at 2:29 would have been so much better if Freeman just started machine gun crowbaring him.
And then Mitchell gibbed? Yes.
And then Mitchell would explode into gore like in gold source lol
This is late but
Funny story, That's not Gordon
Then who?! Adam?
bonk
Of all the people who would be willing to sell humanity out to the combine, we really should have suspected keemstar to be the one to actually do it.
Yes because he’s that much of a coward and scumbag
still true
I googled the dude responsible for this shitshow of a game, Berkan Denizyaran, and it turns out he now works at Activision Blizzard. Makes sense.
To be fair, making a complete garbage embarrassment of a game still demonstrates more initiative and experience with game design than a lot of other applicants would have.
If he had made something like this on a smaller scale and didn't sell it for 25 dollars, it really would be the sort of early project that most devs throw out and learn from for their future work. I don't forgive him for selling and defending this trash, but there's always room for people to improve.
I'm from the end of 2021, and oh God
it does indeed make sense
Holy kek
so he's a turkish guy? I'm ashamed myself
What's funny about that is he announced that new job on Twitter and was torn apart. I get the impression he has troll like tendencies because he had to know that would be the reaction. I'm torn on wether he gets off on drama or if he uses it as an excuse to explain his poor work. In his response on steam he blamed the haters for the poor quality because they pressured him to release it. I highly recommend reading it if you need a laugh. "This community loves drama. Drama drama drama... disgusting". I would argue charging 25 dollars for a broken game is more disgusting than drama in the gaming community but whatever.
Adam got shot three times in the chest, THEN says "Wait, I can explain."
3 times by a 50 cal handgun just acting like he’s got some indigestion
@@anarchist135 actually it's canonically a .44, an actual S&W .500 would've snapped Mitchell's arm.
@@RobMustDie482 if its the same revolver Freeman uses in HL2 I think its actually a .357, as that is what the subtitles say when you shoot it. [.357 shot]
@@MrPerson61 Gordon's revolver is a colt python .357 Mitchell's is a S&W .500 that's been changed to fire .44 magnum, as evidenced when you look at the inventory and reload animation.
HAHAHAHAHA!
"Dammit if we were one minute quicker we could have called it the six hour war." -combine
well hey at least they got WR
@FREN At least the strat can be improved.
@FREN I mean, not exactly fair since the combine did a 100% all of the world's military run. Still a WR in that category.
They didn't get a world record, there was a war that lasted 38 minutes.
@@sedme0 true, the seven hour war was in the "inter-universal" category, not any%.
This game looks like if you started up gmod, installed a bunch of random add-ons and maps and tried to create a story with your imagination. This seriously feels like my early days playing gmod
Except it’s not fun.
"I'm Captain Roosevelt." also, "I have no interest in your rank." Dude, you started it.
He's also explicitly asking who is in charge, so he clearly expects and cares about hierarchy...but apparently having words to describe your position is bad.
I like how he's clearly about to say his name but gets interrupted by the Captain asking for his name.
Roosevelt is an object example of dialogue intended to be incredibly profound written by someone who has no idea what that means.
*Perhaps you are **_GOD HIMSELF_** sent to **_DOOM_** our worthless lives.*
This fucking writing i swear to god
isn't captain just what he is
I feel like these cutscenes are a perfect YTP source.
*You fucked up my face*
@@thetrashmann8140 you forgot you replied to this comment already didn't you
@@derangedcrouton1864 yes
I fukken laughed at this exchange, fellas, thanks X)
SFM trash always is kek
It's amazing how much cringe this game's dialogue provides. I like melodramatic stories, but man this is some middle-school level writing. That conversation with the ship captain almost made me achieve the cringe singularity. The creator must have really thought he was being deep and edgy, but this game is as deep as a puddle and edgy as a spork.
It's a pizza cutter. All edge and no point.
This game is like a first ever attempt at fanfiction by a 15 y.o. Explains the RUclipsrs cameos also, that's what a teenage boy would watch.
God that scene with the captain is the most "I'm overclocking my brain to write deep dialogue" scene ever. Not to mention all the stolen lines. "You have my permission to die." Really?!
At least when Duke is stealing lines it's tongue in cheek
You're not giving enough credit to middle schoolers, my dog could write something better than this.
The voice acting helps ruining the experience too
"you're sitting in the gunner seat of a humvee while also driving that humvee"
it just works.
*"that's how Mitchell works"*
Source is quake one engine based so the vehicles were always awful
It's a RC humvee so he's eating mcdonalds while using a gun while driving the thing with a controller./
the words of a wise man
_Cue one of the viewers drawing a nightmarish rendition of the protagonist from this game with hideously elongated legs_
>special forces
>most un-regulation haircut imaginable
Never seen a Special Forces dude with a haircut within regs. But I've also never seen a special forces dude with a gay emo dew
Joe Ç well marines but point still stands. Seriously why would they wear blue camo for an operation in a science lab/MIDDLE OF THE NEW MEXICO DESERT?
Only thing they got right was “Special”
The hazmat Urban camo marine uniforms were neat
@@papuanine4729 I always thought so
*Looks at Black Mesa* -12 dollars-
*Looks at this game* -25 dollars-
Black Mesa is actually 19 dollars.
@@MondySpartan Black Mesa could be 900 dollars and it'd still be better value for money than this.
Black Mesa is definalty worth the money
Hunt Down the Freeman is a shit show that doesn't even deserve to be free
@@thetrashmann8140 Yeah, black mesa's gameplay is bloody amazing, shame it looks so bad.
@@moth5799 But you have to give it credit with the graphics department with what they were able to do with the Source engine, I mean they added Godrays among other things
"Are you telling me your playtesters never--"
Let me stop you there. What playtesters?
Plot twist: there were no playtesters
@@ofearghailthefearless6481
HUNT DOWN THE PLAYTESTERS
Developer answer: 'No, no, no. We don't do that here'
seriously, im 100% certain this had no playtesters because of how much fo a well schemed money vaccuum theft this was and they didnt want someone going "wait a minute" 15 minutes before the big reveal
@@Ribbons0121R121 None of the developers even had a working build besides the project lead
"A double barrel shotgun flies at me like Thor's fucking hammer"
Okay now I just want Doomguy to summon the Super Shotgun like that from now on.
It's called Mjolnir.
Doomguy is gonna go full He-Man on that "By the power of Rip'n'Tear! I have the shotgun!"
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 no one gives a shit
Image a Hellknight charging at you and Slayer just aims his arm at the sky and a fucking Super Shotgun flies into his hands and then he blasts the Hellknight
@@hujan1744 unfortunately the only gun that appears is the Doom 3 Shotgun
I just can't stop giggling every time that I see the protagonist's face.
His features in general - these "cool scars", this "anime haircut", even his eyes - are so, I don't know, try-hard, edgy or whatever. Like he's Sonic in human form. And then he starts talking with that "badass" voice, and everything that he says is always full of pathos, and then you get these special thanks to Hideo Kojima on top of that.
So I just can't help it, it's so pathetic! it's hard to believe that it wasn't intentional, but it really wasn't!
I'd say he evokes the opposite of pathos from me.
@@GuyOnAChair
It's just... cringe. Just pure "watching edgy middle schooler trying to be cool" cringe.
More than Sonic, he's like Shadow the Hedgehog, which is as cringeworthy as it gets
@@eduardodiaz9942
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@@eduardodiaz9942 Maybe even Infinite.
@13:51, Goofy Brit boat captain asks Big Boss: “Are you a god?” Then dies.
Top tier writing there guys, it really fits the tone of Half-Life!
It's Bog Boss, the Chinese knockoff manufacturers don't wanna get sued
The whole monologue about his name is so cringeworthy.
"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -Winston Zeddemore, Ghostbusters
Yeah do you know that the goofy brit is COLOSSAL IS CRAZY
saleh ali HOLY FUCK REALLY?!
for the longest time i didnt even know this was a game. It was memed so much that i thought it was an ironic machinima parody
Yeah, the cutscenes look like somebody screwed around in SFM for an hour with zero idea on how it actually works.
@@splitjawjanitor5369 Honestly, the cutscenes are probably the only part of this game that looks even slightly competent. Like, they're not great, but they're miles ahead of the gameplay.
@@misterbadguy7325 didn't help that this project was at one point a fan film before being turned into a disastrous FPS
@@ArcturusOTE that obviously makes a lot of sense but considering that the cutscenes are almost entirely independent of the gameplay you would think that you know what you're supposed to be doing but nope and characters get minimal screen time so being invested in any of these characters are next to impossible and they get killed off screen leaving you confused on what the hell happened
Thank God I'm not the only one. I thought it was something like Freeman's Mind.
"You fucked up my face" is the single greatest line in bad video game history
THE ALIENS ARE COMING
That belongs in Mass Effect Andromeda tbh
@@Cx10110100 LOL!!!
It is something that creators of Half Life should say seeing this game
Y O U F U C K E D U P M Y F A C E
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Canon violations (these are all on HDtF, not you Civvie):
2:45 and 18:40
The G-Man is not Mephisto, he does not make sadistic deals. He either puts a metaphorical gun to your head and forces you to work for him, or he just brainwashes you.
Potentially 3:05
Where the hell is this hospital supposed to be? Black Mesa? That place was nuked. And the nearest city is not within walking distance, not even in terms of Half-Life games walking distance.
Potentially 6:45
Headcrab shells? Why would those be Combine standard-issue during the Seven Hour War?
15:35
Antlions are named after ants for a reason: they're tropical and sub-tropical insectoids who spend most of their time huddled deep underground. They only hide on the surface as ambush predators during spawning season, which would NOT be in the middle of arctic winter!
21:42
That teleporter room was SWARMING with Combine Elites in HL2. What, did they all just fuck off into thin air after Gordon left?
21:55
A cell in Nova Prospekt? The prison that FUCKING EXPLODED?
22:40
The G-Man is not Tzeentch. His plans are NOT this overly complex and elaborate. Think about it: when he recruited Adam, he's operating on the idea that he's going to manipulate Mitchel to manipulate Gordon Freeman's assignments over 20 years from now -- and at the moment he recruits Adam, _he hasn't fucking recruited Mitchel and Freeman yet!_
Contrast this with how he works in Half Life 2: "Hey Gordon, I need Wallace Breen dead by the end of the month. Talk to Odessa Cubbage if you need more weapons."
23:00
You covered this one nicely. The entire fucking plot is _completely pointless_
25:40
Covered this nicely too, how the hell would Mitchel know ANYthing about the Borealis? It wouldn't be from his time as a US Marine, Aperture Labs lost the contract to Black Mesa. It wouldn't be from the Seven-Hour War, and it shouldn't be from his five-minute employment with the Combine.
And on top of that, concept art from Episode 3 implies that the damn thing is run aground in the ice MILES away from the coastline! And according to Dr. Mossman the Combine don't even know it's there yet, so it shouldn't be from his 20 years as a pirate either, because it's a deserted derelict in the middle of nowhere with no one around it!
Man don't even bother, literally NOTHING makes sense story wise in this somehow still existing garbage of a game. The simple fact that they made cutscenes breaks everything that Half Life stands for.
The best thing about this story is that because HL presumes the multiverse theory is correct, they could've just passed the plot as something that happens in a parallel universe.
@@od4361 That's Bioshock, not Half Life
@nigge r Were you talking about HLA's ending? Because it shows a parallel timeline.
Aperture Science became a private science company after losing the contract and became very successful too with the help of GLaDOS, just some lore for Aperture not related but felt like it needed to be said.
19:02 - why does the Combine care about some guy's tiny private army, while they conquered the earth in 7 hours? It's not a rich offer to the Combine, it's a joke. Who wrote this story?
Idk but alot of this games story makes no sense
Combine seems pretty unusually interested in Joe Don Baker’s Mitchell to begin with. Sending wave after wave of hunters, ships, soldiers, not to mention all the fucking headcrab canisters after him
@@neal2399 I know right even Gordon didn't get that much shit from the combine
Buster Luster Weren’t you paying attention? Freeman was able to have an easier time around the city because they were focusing all their resources on the *real* threat: MITCHELL >wakachikawakachika
@@neal2399 yea your right but why does the combine even care about Michell
"My computer is kinda shit, but it's not overheat-from-a-Source-engine-game shit."
Absolute dying from laughter. I love your videos! Been binge watching them for a while now trying to get caught up. You are like a cross between Ross Scott and Yahtzee. Great stuff!
[Your computer probably overheated because the developers never put a frame limiter on the menus. This happened with Starcraft 2. The frame rate would hit 1000+ and some reported serious damage to their CPUs.]
@@Kahzu There was an AA-12 model with like 2 million polys
so that is what happened to me it happens in Unturned and in very rare cases Garry's Mod and it BURN MY FUCKING COMPUTER TO A CRISP (everything was destroyed after 3 months except the GPU)
That happened to me in Garry's Mod due to a once in a lifetime bug on the menu but IT BURNED EVERYTHING IN MY FUCKING PC
@@Kahzu That's why you already plan the requirements BEFORE you plan the actual game. Sometimes you make a game that even a NES can run, other times, you make a game that even all the Google servers combined can't run.
CaioDosgames Crysis in a nutshell
So Source engine without lighting looks like a 90s tech demo
it's not "without lighting", it's called "fullbright" for a reason
it's an absense of darkness
I am used to that look, as my monitor is too dim to have Old Aperture in Portal 2 be visible without it. The only issue that I have with it is that gels are invisible.
in garrys mod i dare you to load up the half life 2 maps for highway 17
same lighting problem
Happens when you have errors while you compile the map. Had this issue a lot because entities clip into the void on hammer sdk.
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan as far as the rendering system is concerned, "full bright" is "no lighting"
it just shows textures without any extra processing.
"The Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your game!?"
Yes!
@@mravvmay I see it?
@@Zach-uv3jg hmmm... No.
The lighting isnt broken, its in fullbright, which is what happens to maps when they DONT HAVE LIGHT SOURCES ANYWHERE.
“Oh my god that’s not painted on the road! That’s a white box on top of the road! THAT’S A FUCKING BRUSH!!!” That was the exact moment my sides exploded. Just when you think this game is out of raw, amateurish tricks to throw at you it throws a simple yet effective curveball :’D
I'm not a big game dev, but if I had no idea how to put them there I'd just make a texture with stripes included. Which obviously would look completely disgusting when used anywhere else.
@@HappyBeezerStudios That's how pretty much every other source game does it. That, or use a decal that's just a white stripe, but I've never seen someone use a fucking brush for that
Maybe the road did have the stripes, but the map had something resembling a decent framerate so the dev added white shapes over each stripe to tank it.
You know, the idea of an embittered HECU soldier left scarred by Gordon Freeman and villified by the new world Combine order that fought his own way through Black Mesa and survived on his own to present day just to fight alongside the man he was ordered to kill sounds awesome. Creating a character that we can sympathize with and come to really enjoy, like Alyx Vance. I dunno HOW the creator managed to fuck up an idea for a character this bad.
Even Gearbox didn't manage to mess up "what if we humanized the bad guys from the first game" this badly.
The Half-Life marines seem a lot more reasonable when you see how badly they're getting their asses kicked in OpFor, and when as far as they've been told know the Resonance Cascade was intentional & the whole staff of Black Mesa were responsible.
the pumpkin dudes were actually unused assets from half life
they were supposed to be combine aliens
YouNeedHealing And they’re literally “combined” enemies out of the beta assets. It comes to show that they couldn’t even be bothered to use the unused enemies and instead mix them all together into one.
They weren't just "unused," they are cut enemies. As in "cut out of the project because they were terrible and didn't fit with the art style and also weren't fun to fight against."
@@alexanderchippel they look like they use normal combine soldier animations.
This game is fascinating in the most atrocious way.
@@Peusterokos1 It's like watching a bus full of orphans crash into a lake. Horrifying but you can't look away.
@@alexanderchippel “a bus full of orphans crashing into a lake” that’s weird sentence.
I just love how, across most every RUclips review of HDTF, everyone hits different quirks in the game. From triggering level transitions, to the cutscenes, to the AI, to audio - HDTF is so poorly made that even the bugs are buggy.
You forgot the Gordan who died from fall damage trying to land on those awkward bounce platforms during the Final boss of HL1.
Don’t remind me
24:48
When you record cries of agony from being shot for a video game at home and you're afraid of waking up mom and dad.
I just woke up my parents laughing at this
Can we start a petition to have Kojima personally insult the creator of this game?
kojima will insult himself with his new game, looks like crap game
@@papayer The guy's from Turkey, so English isn't his first language. As for being mentally challenged, well, he's been smart enough to get this garbage released on Steam and rip his collaborators off.
@DAudIcI Ikr?
Still, Berkan is getting sued by the two people who can sue him and win:
*Max Hansen of the Department of Internal Affairs and Tony Maxwell of the Department of Justice*
@@LordDeBahs hahahahaha bitterfuck hahahha r.i.p some xbox soyboy hahahaha
@@sam432er5 we're talking about Kojima, not your birth
President Keemstar is the best part of it all. Whilst I have to give every other voice actor credit for actually trying, Keemstar seems to be the only one realizing the state of things, giving a performance the project deserves. It's like Battlefield Earth and watching Travolta chew scenery like there's no tomorrow... whilst everyone around him tries to be deadly serious.
Actually trying? Did you hear IHE's performance? He wasn't given any direction or context, but he still didn't put in any effort.
@@alexanderchippel According to IHE's own 'confession' style video, he did try his best, especially at first - trying to go with an American accent and everything. In fact, at first he seemed quite enthusiastic about the whole thing, until the true nature of the beast revealed itself. If you haven't checked the video out, it's an interesting insight to this whole mess - ruclips.net/video/VMw5XohHkPs/видео.html
Good on him for trying his best, but it's still a rather bad performance.
Best part of this shitfest is Pyrocinical... i truly believed they were so fucked.
Yyyyeah, no, Keemstar's really going ham on the acting thing. But he's not an actor, so his performance is genuinely bad and wraps right back around so -you- think he's messing about.
I like the idea that Valve created Alyx as a way to apologize for this mess.
"You die, but you get better"
I can't shake the feeling that's a Bionicle reference to one of the best lines in the comics.
I assumed it was a monty python reference, if anything.
Special Guest Starring:-
Gordon Ramsey.
"Gordon" Ramsey
He's the only Gordon we're gettin' this video, am I right?
Hunt Down The Ramsey
@@arbyw.1889 Hunt Down the Raw Food
Hunt Down the Lamb Sauce
Holy shit, seeing the credits at 28:00, I just realized the protagonist was voiced by Mick Lauer, aka RicePirate from sleepycabin. Micks a good dude, sucks he's forever associated with this train wreck
Don't worry, this trainwreck barely even put a dent in the fandom.
Dude got to play Abbacchio in Part 5 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure a year later. That's a legendary turnaround.
MariktheGunslinger For sure. Mick's performance was great in the Part 5 dub
hunt down the refund
Lemons?!
i demand to see life’s manager!
When life gives you lemons, refund Hunt Down the Freeman.
Hey, you watch Pyro too?
Shit down the pissshit
Cringe filled, fan fiction, metal gear rip inspired garbage. There's a reason everyone likes the silent protagonist that is Gordon Freeman.
Fitting that the whole arc of this mod's "story" is that gaming's #1 silent badass protagonist is being mercilessly chased by the kid that blows out your birthday candles on *your* birthday
This game was written by someone who used to make Shadow the Hedgehog OC's in junior high
Why does the HUD disappear? Why is Mitchell so stunted in his movement? Isnt he an HECU trooper, who were just as agile as Gordan in Half Life, and Opposing Force showed that they did have a HUD just like the HEV suits, so why is Mitchell portrayed to not have the same gear as any of the dozens of other HECU troopers at Black Mesa?
He doesn't even have the right camo pattern.
49mozzer thanks someone else noticed! I feel like im taking crazy pills!
Yeah
But you made me remember that valve and gearbox actually explained why are there numbers in front of you face
While those dumdasses could not even do that
This game's portrayal of the HECU is even worse than I thought
Wowie
I think they where trying to go for the minimalist HUD design you see in actual AAA games
...Which completely falls on it's face in a Half Life game.
So all this time, everyone was just calling him by his first name when they said Lieutenant Mitchell? That’s like calling someone Major Jeff or General Greg.
25:05 - "Mitch, please... I can explain..."
Explain what? That you took 3 shots at point blank range and is still standing and TALKING? To be honest, I kind of wanted to hear that explanation, too bad that mr. edgyface killed you first.
(also, on a semi-unrelated note, if you activate the RUclips subtitles on this part it thinks Adam said "bitch please")
The only way the writers could remotely pass that off is if Adam wore a PCV, which, considering he is a Black Ops and that the PCV was only available for the HECU, makes no fucking sense, and that's being said without considering the fact that 99% of OpFor isn't canon.
@@HelghastStalker Didn't Laidlaw state that Adrian Shephard is both canon and non-canon?
It truly is darkest before the sunrise.
We got this, and then not long later, we got the final version of Black Mesa, and Half Life: Alyx.
Not to mention significant updates to Tripmine Studio’s remakes of Blueshift and OP4.
And, to top it all off, HL: Alyx ends with what is essentially a promise that more Half Life is coming.
This game was the final cruel joke the universe had for Half Life fans, before finally being kind for once.
This feels like when I used to play with my action figures as a child and made a wide epic story and lost the plot halfway through and just added Optimus Prime because why not? It’s Optimus Prime.
21:41 Im pretty sure Nova Prospekt exploded after Gordon and Alyx teleported. Because thats how uprising started...
the place was already going down
The game should have had the two British “voice actors” play British special forces sent to help fight the aliens, it would make a little more sense then them being U.S marines.
There you go, putting more thought into this game than the head dev ever did
Considering the entire planet is under siege I doubt the UK would send anyone with their own nation at risk, especially not the S.A.S. They could have just been civs that survived the initial attack and got their weapons off dead soldiers.
Could be two naturalised UK to US citizens? I live with a Portugese guy who is a naturalised UK citizen and he hasnt lost his accent. I mean its about as plausible an explanation as i could get.
@Lord Nero Read my comment again.
Jesus Christ, why do people get pissed off when somebody plays a person from another country or something?
in short this is answer to question nobody ever asked:
"what would happen if capstone somehow ended up making a source engine game?"
Capstone games are slightly charming and a bit fun at times, ( I've played witchaven) this game is just insulting
@@jacob8733 That was like the first time I played first person melee game. Well, it's not as good as remember it to be...
I feel like hecu marines and black ops both learning they werent on the right side of the black mesa incident and being forced to work together could make for a pretty interesting narrative if it was done any better
The weird thing is, watching this gives me the impression that despite the numerous, glaring, horrific flaws, it seems like whoever made this game really was trying to make something they cared about. The references to Opposing Force, the fact that they even bothered adding a "secret" ending at all, it's fucking bizarre. I don't know all the details of this game's production, maybe it was just some young guy who really liked Half-Life and wanted to develop a passion project love-letter for it, but didn't have the patience or the technical skills to fine-tune it into a game that was actually enjoyable?
The problem is that the same guy reeled in other people, mismanaged them, stole assets, and then had the gall to sell his bad product under an IP he didn't own.
@@teecee1827 Oof. Well then, he was an asshole with a dream.
Honestly this is as bad as sonic 06, but sonic 06 is actually playable than this game, hell, tf2 is better than this trash game, even bad day la would laugh at this game, im not buying this game, ever, half life and portal i would buy on the spot though, also rest in peace Rick may
@@teecee1827 How hasnt Valve sued them into homelessness
@@Kaarl_Mills Because they're selling the game on steam. Which valve owns. Don't ask me why this is.
Mitchell: Even his name says "is that a beer?"
I’m the chubby blue line!
Eyesss on the sammich... Heart pumping .. veins clogging... Mitchell!¡!!!!!!!!!!!! Wakachikkawakkachikka
Papua Nine MY MY MY MY MITCHEELL
WHAT WOULD YA MAMA SAY
*_About that beer I owed ya_*
I found this channel because of this video (the original), so at least some good came out of this horrible game's existence.
Same here.
Emperor's Fist Likewise.
Wholeheartedly agree
Lol Civvie thinks Rick and Morty is intelligent.
Found both him _and_ Tehsnakerer. That’s a double barreled blast of awesome content creators
reuploaded and it's still less raw than this game.
Btw I wonder when we'll get a "fucking raw" montage of his own (old and crap) videos :) .
The fact that this game is 25 dollars should be considered a war crime
Wait those Gordons at the end have Ponytails, Gordon canonically had a pony tail like a single day BEFORE the resonance cascade.
Which means all those parallel Gordons are ones that just fucking died doing their job as a Theoretical physicist and it had nothing to do with the actual plot of Half-Life.
Jesus Gordon had a pony tail?
@@mrpenguin8731 Yeah, it's just a small triangle on the back of his head. In the recent documentary, it was based on one of the devs who were among the candidates for Gordon's face model, and he had a ponytail then (he's bald now).
@@lmahu6627 Oh neat, thanks for letting me know
In Black Mesa, one of the first security guards you meet complains about Gordon cutting his ponytail.
Making keem the president was a horrible idea. That guy is already a maniac he doesn't need anymore ego stroking.
Youre so petty that thats what you took from this video?
@@CourierSiix You're so close-minded you only think he hates Keem?
Keem Is entertaining tho
Lmao seriously? What a fucking invalid.
@@CourierSiix lmao cant allow your overlord to be insulted
jeez dude its a youtube comment :D
Four similarities between Patrick Bateman and Half-Life 3.
1. Some kind of abstraction
2. An idea
3. Something illusory
4. Simply not there.
Half-Life 3 is more playable than this crap
half life three fan project is coming out soon, this joke has lost it's charm
OOF. That is an amazing burn. I'm saving that one.
@@sadcat1565 "Soon"
@Mr VT i know but it's still being updated
What half life 3?
26:40 That line about a terrible person aged like wine.
I was gonna say this is something made by a bunch of kids in their early teens but then I remember that Cry Of Fear was made by a some 17 year old depressive guy, and that's a pretty fucking decent game and it's free.
They even got the HECU uniform wrong.
there's not even an armor hud or a health hud to keep track of your health at all times, neither ammo.
did they skip the opposing force's bootcamp?, at least in OF it tells you that you're using a PCV which is a military adaption of the HEV suit.
@@Error404DataNotFound Plus the PCV is significantly bulkier than regular Kevlar. then again that could have just been the polygons
@@termnus77 looks dope tho
Nah it's a purpose built piece of military equipment. The HECU were a very special branch with purpose made gear to deal with the XEN if things went shady. The armor was resistant against the hostile environment of Xen and was decide to track the users status, as well as provide extra carrying space for ammo.
In HDTF it's just a stupid stock urban combat uniform. Why wouldn't you make use of the iconography?
@@OpenMawProductions Also why is Mitchell wearing an urban combat uniform instead of the HECU's desert camo?
"It's like Freddy Krueger, it's the bastard son of a 100 maniacs" that line is absolutely fucking hilarious.
Any game that thought Keemstar should be involved is a game I can happily avoid.
Wait did mitchell's revolver have an orange tip? Did they use a photoscan of a toy?
Fooking RAW!
22:12
Ah, that's why Kojima's in the credits. They tried to steal "I'm no hero, never was, never will be." except instead of that scene actually making sense because it's about how from Snake's view killing is never a good thing, despite all the lives he's saved through it, they just hamfist it in to make Mitch seem like a bAdAsS.
Nice video. Also, some more info on the map with the broken lights; A map made in source MUST have a light entity. Either the sun, or a light source in the map. If it doesn't, it will use mat_fullbright.
So they just forgot lighting, or decided it would be a pitch black map, using the nv goggles, but didn't realise that happens.
These game devs are absolute idiots.
How dare the creators put Adrian Shephard in this pos game!
One thing that's bothered me about Shephard being in this game and being Mitchell's brother is that, they were separated during their childhood, suddenly they're both in the Marine Corps--HECU no less--and they never saw each other? He seems so surprised to see him.
@@syrsafox32 Even worse than the 2 of them being HECU troopers, they were both sent to _the same location on the same day_ and they never even met once during the whole ordeal apparently.
@@nikjuttun5677 And worse is that BOTH of them had something going on with the Gman!
Another thing...no fucking way that real life military would do that.
They would be sent to different missions or put in other squad
*hits invisible wall* Gordon: "I can't fucking go any further!"
I'm rolling dude holy shit
when i played the arctic section and got struck down by "the hand of god" that scared the shit out of me, there was literally no way of knowing you'd get sent to the next dimension. atleast barney and the rebels tell you about the damn mortar thing, but this game just expects you to know just about everything.
13:50 is the worst to me because he's talking about the name "Michael", not "Mitchell"
How do you even make a mistake like that when writing a script?
Don't you know that canonically, Mitchell is just low rent Michael.. like Catholics have all sorts of fan fiction like you can't you can't peg them down to one particular translation of a Latin root for additional text.. racist...
Mitchell is just another form of the name Michael, like the difference between John, Johan, and Jean.
That's the Half-Life 3 we deserve.
Underrated comment - so fucking true.
I am pretty sure it doesn't
@@kiddpancham7905 no we earned this cause everyone wouldnt stfu about it
MITCH PLS
PLS MITCHELL
PLS
ples mitchul
pleeeez mitch
MITCHLE PLEAS
Wakachika wakachika wakachika.
he says, with 5 .357 rounds in his gut
what happens if you give money to a deviantart fanfic oc author
Oc donut steel
Well, there's Hedon if you want such a scenario that ends up not sucking. It started as porn of Hedon's protagonist, Zan drawn by the game's own developer before the game was even made. Too bad the porn depicts Zan, who is female, with a willy and is therefore complete garbage.
Drago_bone What's the blue team one? "Oc caboose iron?" "Oc Tucker brass?"
@@lionocyborg6030 No, it's a misspelling of "OC Do Not Steal"
Isaac Koh I know that. I was making a red vs blue blue.
13:58 Ever since this video came out and even now, after having watched it countless times, I'm still fascinated by how the Captain's neck swells up and contracts like a frog's throat when he says "god". What is that animation?
Holy shit...
Ribbit, are you God? Ribbit.
That creepy ass ship captain was just a step too far.
"please just shut the fuck up you embarrassment" became my new mantra in that moment.
"I have no interest in your rank..."
Literally introduced himself as "Captain Roosevelt."
(Yes, I know that "Captain" in this context is a title, not a rank- I simply find the conversation exceedingly dull.)
And he interrupted him just to keep pontificating. Like, if he'd kept his mouth shut, the part he wanted to hear would have come immediately.
The most inexplicable plot element for me is the City 17 part.
So, first of all, MOINT PAN decides not to take a few representatives, officers and such and asking for an audience with Breen (or heck, just trying to communicate with the Combine. They DO have radios on that ship after 17 years? They somehow managed to procure food, weapons and ammunition so it would be logical they have a radio, radar, sonar, literally EVERYTHING TO KEEP A SHIP TOGETHER FOR 17 YEARS, ESPECIALLY A TANKER SHIP YOU TURNED INTO FLOATING BARRACKS FOR A SMALL ARMY?) But discount that, he decides that somehow the best way to have a diplomatic encounter with the Combine sympathizers is to blow up a train station gate, then run around making an ass of himself until the Metrocops subdue him. Nothing short of brilliant.
As contrivance would have it, he is brought before Boris, who purposefully moves along the Gman's plan by accepting his help. I wonder what he told Breen to convince him, but from what we've seen it's likely in this AU Breen is also manipulated by the Gman? The Gman isn't as much pulling the strings as he is tying a rope around everyone and yanking them along.
So okay, by the time he allies with the Combine Gordon is "in" Black Mesa East. All he did there amounts to meet up with Eli and Alyx and play fetch with Dog. Let's give the writers more credit than they're due and assume "being" in Black Mesa East means they knew Gordon was coming to Black Mesa East from Judith Mossman watching the call between Kleiner and Eli and wanted to intercept him there. This means the meeting takes place between the point Gordon is branded as an Anticitizen and the point he's given the hovercraft to reach BME. Which means that, somehow, they finalized the deal (even though Mitchell's greatest qualification for wanting to hunt down Freeman is that he hates him, and apparently that's enough to entrust him to take part in a joint operation to take Gordon down despite him doing nothing besides surrender to prove his trustworthiness to the Combine) , went back to the Avalon, picked up his men, went to Black Mesa East and started the attack, in the exact time it took Gordon to get a hovercraft, go through the canals, reach BME, have a five minute conversation and play fetch with DOG.
Either they somehow managed to moor the Avalon so close to City 17 he was a brisk walk away from it AND somehow not getting immediately attacked AND found a place to moor at despite the coastlines having receded significantly, or I'm just overanalyzing the plot of a crappy game whose plot runs on the opposite of logic.
Irony that two of the voice actors crapped on the game they were in
IHE and Pyrocynical, and rightly so they should say the game is terrible.
Also, why exactly does the Gman want to do all this bullshit?
Gman is enigmatic, sure, but I have never gotten the impression he was working *with* the Combine. He seems to have setup some chess pieces specifically for the combine to FALL.
20:40 the issue with the lighting here is caused by fullbright. It is an issue with the map itself. One reason off the top of my head is because there is no environmental light, or any light source of that matter.
Only guy more edgy than this is that guy from Hatred.
M Y N A M E I S N O T I M P O R T A N T
"Killing time"
And Hatred is actually self aware of its edge and just tries to have fun with it. After playing the game and reading the comic, I am 100% positive there's no way the writers for Hatred genuinely intended the game to be taken seriously.
However, Mitchell/Moint Pan is portrayed as a tragic villain (despite wanting to kill Gordon over self-defense, raising what amounts to a brainwashed army of child soldiers, and later joining the Combine to try and get revenge (resulting in him killing a bunch of rebels)), while The Antagonist (better known as "Not Important") is portrayed as pure evil, so the latter's edginess is slightly more justified.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird Wait there's a comic book?
3:20 Barnacle: *GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM*
*"Hunt dowm the Diavolo"*
@@manuelkfc7916
"Hunt Dow olo."
NANI?!
Is this a canon diavolo death
You will never reach the medkit.
In the last cutscene it was revealed that Mitch was playing left 4 dead 2 against Adam on Only Headshots mutation
This is like a fourteen year old boy's understanding of the military. Jesus Christ. Who in their right mind would be hyped for a game like this just based on the terrible screenshots of the main character?
17:07 Woah, woah, woah. This dude is wearing Ocelot's outfit from MGSV just with the colors shifted and a handkerchief around the neck instead of a scarf.
MF looks like a star wars han solo wannabe
Well, if Keemstar was president, then earth was probably left in a better state after the combine invasion
I still don’t understand G-mans plan. Sometimes it keeps me up at night, but it’s one of those things where you just have to accept it’s stupid. It’s stupid and I should stop trying to figure it out because I feel my brain regressing into doo doo mode.
Wtf is up with your channel banner though
@@GANCHO1997 I'm sorry you had to see that. It's a pooping minion.
@@GANCHO1997 wtf is up with u seeing a grill profile pic in the comments and slamming on that shit, you deserve to see all the poop in the world u thirsty simp
@@dsadsa726 So bc it's a girl I can't check the account lol
@@GANCHO1997 It's just another word to add to the list of words that don't mean anything anymore. My personal list so far:
Autistic/Autism
Thick
Liberal/Left Wing
Simp
"You fucked up my face"
Thats the only worthwhile line in the whole game.
They also added insulting achievements that made my blood boil.
Lol what
What achievements?
@@ammagon4519 I think it was refund the game or something.
Edit; there are so many more insulting ones lol.
Have a look: steamcommunity.com/stats/723390/achievements/
End Game
game SUCKS i go to BED
1.7%
F*cked face.
You know, they DO look like loss.
1.7%
ELEVATOR
The more you bug me about it, the less I want to fix it.
1.7%
There was a knife?
Ignored the knife, or didn't even know it was there, in the prologue.
1.7%
Get Bullied
Wow, you stole Ci17 AND the intro to Alyx sequence too?
1.7%
Your purchase has been refunded by Steam.
We've issued the refund to the payment provider. You should see a credit or see the original charge removed from your statement within 14 days.
1.7%
CONE
Warning, may contain more polygons than any character models.
The devs really hate this game so much they added those achievements.
Fun fact: Mitchell is a variation of Michael, and does not in fact mean "gift of god.". Matthew, however, does.
"God be with you"
> Godmode *On*
23:55
Freeman is rolling in is his grave.
All 7 freemen in each of their respective graves
He ain't dead fool.
LIQUID, IS THAT YOU?
Then it's time to call his long-lost brother, John Freemen.
It is time for him to live up to his family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!
*types in sv_cheats 1 and types in give item_suit and get an hev suit*
me: god be with you
"President Keemstar" is just a beautiful two word sentence.
And yet can still be improved by appending "dies in freak sewer accident".
I hope he runs for president in the 2050s
@@BoleDaPole Lol, now those would be some fun shitshow debates to watch.
22:08 When you squirt but he keeps eating you up.
Truly, we can thank God for being so blessed as for Civvie stopping this voice bit.
18:44
Allright, nobody has pointed that out? Allow me
This guy's wrinkles are inverted!!
the scariest thing about this game is president keemstar
Whoever voiced Roosevelt has a pretty amazing voice.
That's RUclipsr "ColossalisCrazy".
You know what's even funnier?
The combine didn't attack for years after Gordon got put in stasis.
The whole reason the 7 hour war was 7 hours was because Earth had been dealing with constant wild xenian incursions and had basically exhausted their resources.
So the whole premise of this game is already wrong.
This is like a half-life game but by someone who has never played a half-life game.