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If it said -1, it would mean you have to pay the bank 1 dollar extra each month. Negative interest, you pay the bank 1 dollar interest, thus 100%. Might happen between 2022 and 2024
@@louiepooh1510 probably would get investigated and shut down by the SEC before any real money could be made. Also it would take 10,000 customers to make 5 grand a month which isn't bad but it's certainly gonna take a lot of networking and license costs
"If you're downloading files, you're downloading communism!" But this game was made after communism fell. What I get from this is that we need to return Russia to Marxist-Leninism to prevent more games like this.
I appreciate the advertisement intermission card. It’s a little unsettling when I hear “then the spy points his gun to the ambassadors head and says... only swifter pick up those hard to get dust bunnies”
youtube premium is very inexpensive and is bundled with access to the youtube music app. If you watch more than an hour of youtube on your phone per month, its worth it in my opinion. If you don't wanna spend 10 bucks a month, I don't wanna see ya even mentioning ads! /s
Ahhh! Much as I love the PRO series and reviews of newer stuff, the "Civvie dunks on a trash game" videos are my favorite, and this one goes way beyond mere trash. God bless you Russian shovelware devs!
You actually haven't seen Russian shovelware yet. Kreed was an ambitious project, they seriously planned to kill Doom 3 with it. Russian shovelware is when you burn some random trash on CDs before the New Year just to fill an annual report for publisher. Check THIS: ruclips.net/video/aajhbajvqOk/видео.html
i like that jokes about the areas being copy and pastyed, whole halways,and how it can be confusing cause a lot of the areas are copy pasted, whole hallways, and it gets very confusing
And yet Bethesda was able to craft such energetic and magnetic dialogue from Legendary actors such as Patrick Stewart, and max von sydo... Do you know how Logistically technically and by all means of science that we know, just how difficult it should have been to get Patrick Stewart to fuck up bad dialogue? Bethesda's on a whole other level than these slovjankers... My theory is possibly some black magic, maybe Some not so sanctioned extracurricular Supplemental catholic material maybe... Cause... Like have you seen life force? There had never been dialogue so bad Patrick Stewart would ever have been even challenged.... And then... Bethesda... Channeing the power of the immaterium to collectively Regress the scale of human communicative progress... No Korean MMO, Or blizzard product has ever really even scratched... And they tried...
Gotta love how instead of reusing the same combat music, they apparently made "unique" songs for the different levels that still manage to sound exactly the same; a goth rave on a shoestring budget.
Those frog things are langoliers? Is Kreed a time hole to the past? EDIT: If you don't mind spoilers, that's where the book & movie's titular monsters were from: time travel worked in that universe incredibly weirdly, where the world mere minutes into the past rots and "winds down" before getting eaten by the langoliers. The plane whose crew meet the monsters flew into a time hole over the mojave desert appearing as the northern lights, which took them that far back in time. The whole idea is to go back through the vortex before the clock roaches catch them.
That one guy with the un-pitch-shifted voice we keep hearing, like at 2:31, 2:55, 24:45, etc., unironically sounds almost exactly Peter Coyote's voice. The guy has been involved with some pretty strange art-projects in the past, so I actually had to take a second and look up whether or not he decided to work for scale on some obscure Russian FPS trash from the first half of the 00's or not to be sure. It turns out, no, he didn't. He just has a vocal-clone in the Russian basement programmer community, apparently.
This is not the first time I have watched this video. And I didn’t remember how fucking good it was. When I suggest people watch your show this is the video I share. This is art.
Baconman im trying to remember the first I actually bought (as opposed to gifts as a child) ...I think it was Heretic. Not bad. Ho boy was there jank over the years though.
What's with Russians and anomalies? Nearly every game made by Russians has anomalies in some way, either as a small part of the story or the main focus of the story.
Both roadside picnic, a novel by the Strugatsky brothers, and Stalker, the Tarkovsky movie based on the novel, have a great role in ex-soviet states' pop culture.
Funny thing is, this game was marketed in Russia as a "Doom 3 killer", one of the memorable quotes from one of the publications was "And what water Kreed has! I can't even contain myself: the water like this has never existed, and in principle, the possibility of its existence could only be believed in!" Yeah, Russian gaming magazines were... a bit of a sellout sometimes.
If this is a Russian game, sold primarily in Russia and other slavic nations, why is it in English? It's pretty obvious the dev team and script writers' English comprehension can be charitably described as "complete dogshit," so why make a game written and voiced in a language nobody involved in the production can understand?
@@Anomaly188 Executives that don't have business sense were common around here, especially in the 2000's and 90'. So i can fathom the thought, of some bigwig going "Yeah, this will be an international seller, for sure! We need localization for this one". And when providing zero resources, or any shits in general, for the localization effort.
Added to the fact of the very loose structure of the gaming companies of the time, most of them being former pirate resellers and not really caring for any firm quality control. And you'll reap some nasty results, like this game.
Speaking of Unreal, did you ever learn the special attack on the gun that shoots the blue beam? if you fire the secondary (a slow ball of blue energy) and hit it with a primary fire it goes off with a much bigger AOE than the secondary alone. Not sure if there are other hidden attacks but i imagine if there's one there's more.
Langolier monster CGI. You have to keep in mind this was a made for TV movie (two episodes of 1.5 hours lenght each) from 1995. Early CGI tech coupled with low TV budget. They did ok for the time and budget if you ask me ... unlike the Devs for Kreed.
I, without irony, love Kreed. Finished it several times and plan to at least one more time. I still have the original physical copy of the game. The hype was unreal, it was to bring doom to its enemies. Well, it has its charm. Lots of it.
That Ramsay had me in tears until the second credits rolled.. I'm a grown ass man and that made me cry laughing for 3 minutes straight The editing. Bra-vo!
I personally believe that the Correctional Facility exists and Civvie is locked in there. After all, they did waterboarding and horrific physical torture at Guantanamo. Is it really such a far step for them to take forward to make the poor prisoners play slavjank instead?
I downloaded a leaked alpha of this in 2002 or so - was still running a voodoo 5 at that point. Think I used 3d Analyze to fake hardware T&L detection? Long story short, the dynamic shadows of a rotating fan blew my mind to pieces. Then UT2003 leaked and rotating fan shadows were never the same again.
"Fly? Don't mind if i - wHAT?!" I've never heard such genuine anger from a script done after the play through, i feel like he still has nightmares about this
Hey Civvie! Warhammer 40K Fire Warrior is on GOG now! Fire Warrior when? P.S. Keep up the amazing work! Your videos are the highlight of my internet day!
In russia there was a real hype on kreed, all gaming magazines was telling that kreed is killer of Doom 3, unreal 2, john f kennedy, abraham lincoln and who knows what else, and giant shlop after release
So it wasn't just a poorly voiced line. "Quit winning" was a warning to Civvie. A warning to stop now or be forever changed, scarred with the knowledge that this game exists.
This game looks like the video games you'd see on TV when they haven't licensed a game to play but they need the young male lead to be distracted by something before the mother interrupts them
normal I love it when edgy jokills like you have to point out that the funny thing isn’t funny cause it was funny but it wasn’t cause you said it was funny and- Just bugger off buddy.
@Demiclea neither was he ib DOOM 1, 2, plutonia, or 64, yet he never flinched. Also, id like to point out that the DOOM 3 guy isnt the same guy as the rest of the series
The thing I enjoy most about Civvie 11 is, like Doom 2016, there’s a weirdly complex and fascinating story happening in the background of his videos that he could not give any less of a shit about
I lost it when the alien on the floor, presumed dead, comes back to life shoots the three non-player characters, while missing the player character right in the middle, and then immediately dies again. Intentionally or not, that was a comedic masterpiece with perfect timing.
@@GraveReaperCushions "I'm So CooL beCaUsE I cOnsTAnTly sHiT On UniTy EvEn ThOugh I DoNt HaVe The BrAinCeLLs To MaKe A GamE Or FoRm An InDiVdUaL OPInIoN" - You
We now have recorded sounds of pain and sadness made by the Katie entity in " Redneck Rampage Deelucks Special" so we know that, at the very least, Civvie really wants us to think she is real. And also in pain and sadness. Mission accomplished, I feel sorry for her.
I wish when my bank account said -1 it meant infinite money
Stonks
If it said -1, it would mean you have to pay the bank 1 dollar extra each month. Negative interest, you pay the bank 1 dollar interest, thus 100%. Might happen between 2022 and 2024
@@louiepooh1510 probably would get investigated and shut down by the SEC before any real money could be made. Also it would take 10,000 customers to make 5 grand a month which isn't bad but it's certainly gonna take a lot of networking and license costs
Same
Yes Mr. Banker 1 infinity please
The game’s trailer makes me think of those “You wouldn’t steal a car” anti-piracy ads
I still have (and watch) dvd's with that ad campaign on 'em, lol.
I thought it looked familiar! That's exactly what it reminded me of
"If you're downloading files, you're downloading communism!"
But this game was made after communism fell. What I get from this is that we need to return Russia to Marxist-Leninism to prevent more games like this.
You're not wrong. It reminded me of a Prodigy video though. I'm a Kreed player, twisted Kreed player!
Yeah. I have a question, who has a cooler voice? Civvie or The Act Man?
"Quit winning" -the bogdanoff
@Bolastwo
"Doomp eet"
"Quit winning"
Ok, I'll go and play a Sierra point-and-click adventure game without a guide, it's the best way I can think to not win.
RIP Sierra :(
You can play Hareraiser
You should try Deponia!
Play Limbo of the Lost without documentation.
Bruh, just play some Super Meat Boy.
Fastest way to lose.
I can't quit winning without my buddy Superfly
whining*
@@takacsadam2850 *winning
@@2Asspie the dude is nagging and complaining over and over, why would he say winning? it's whining but pronounced wrong
@@takacsadam2850 that is the joke
@@takacsadam2850 quit winnin
This is the weirdest tie-in game to a film about boxing I've ever seen.
This has nothing to do with *Rocky!*
This is the stand-alone movie for the most senior employee at Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton.
i thought it was a tie-in for the band creed
@@DistractedGlobeGuy this was a joke.
I know, there was no guns in the rocky movies and the two creed movies ever!
@@SockEater4293 so was mine, genius.
I appreciate the advertisement intermission card. It’s a little unsettling when I hear “then the spy points his gun to the ambassadors head and says... only swifter pick up those hard to get dust bunnies”
youtube premium is very inexpensive and is bundled with access to the youtube music app. If you watch more than an hour of youtube on your phone per month, its worth it in my opinion.
If you don't wanna spend 10 bucks a month, I don't wanna see ya even mentioning ads! /s
@@hacksbeenjamin The problem is that RUclips is a terrible company so nobody wants to support it in that way.
@Indigo Cactus Everyone loves partisan political censorship!
...Nah, adblock is better.
@@hacksbeenjamin
Brown nosing YT won't get you any discounts.
"See, a lot of these hallways are copy and pasted you see, so it gets a little confusing...."
This game should be classified as a war crime.
Queet wheenin'
No matter how many times I watch this I'll never be ready for "quit winning".
"else if terminal=1 we'll die" i almost choked
If terminal=-1 we live forever
Ahhh! Much as I love the PRO series and reviews of newer stuff, the "Civvie dunks on a trash game" videos are my favorite, and this one goes way beyond mere trash. God bless you Russian shovelware devs!
What really got me was seeing additional programming as a credit at the start
fiddling with S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s database while I watch this, oddly fitting, lol.
You actually haven't seen Russian shovelware yet. Kreed was an ambitious project, they seriously planned to kill Doom 3 with it. Russian shovelware is when you burn some random trash on CDs before the New Year just to fill an annual report for publisher. Check THIS:
ruclips.net/video/aajhbajvqOk/видео.html
Yeah, I remember Russian magazines making a big deal of this game. Until it released.
@@bennymountain1 It was so annoying. But not unusual.
If were forced to play KREED or BLOOD 2, I'd choose TEKWAR cuz I like Whinning
okay, but can you lower the body count next time?
*157585 shikari laughed at this*
"You may have gotten Sonny off the streets, but did you have to take half of L.A. with him?!"
“What can I say, Kreed blew it. If it were up to me, it’d be back in cold storage, but it’s not.”
You see, a lot of these Tekwar references are copied and pasted: whole quotations, in-jokes, so it gets a little confusing
A clip of Aguirre: The Wrath of God in a video about a slow willing descent into sheer madness?
Civvie really is a man of culture.
truly
Yeah, gotta admire his movie knowhow. One more reason why I love his vids.
22:09 That is the most genuinely angry I have ever heard Civvie.
Funnily enough, that segment with the fan uses a stock sci-fi sound Half Life uses...
This game ACTUALLY was advertised as "Doom 3 killer", so you wasn't wrong about your first guess
“Actually”.
@@billrich9722 akshually
Hell, Doom 3 is a Doom 3 killer already.
I love the"I Have no Mouth but I Must Scream" reference at the beginning!
I love how civvie can just wordlessly show parts of this game and it speaks for itself.
i like that jokes about the areas being copy and pastyed, whole halways,and how it can be confusing cause a lot of the areas are copy pasted, whole hallways, and it gets very confusing
His "Wait IM the confederate??" has the same energy as my reaction to aiding the stormcloaks the first time I played Skyrim.
the gods smile on me, imperial, can you say the same?
And yet Bethesda was able to craft such energetic and magnetic dialogue from Legendary actors such as Patrick Stewart, and max von sydo... Do you know how Logistically technically and by all means of science that we know, just how difficult it should have been to get Patrick Stewart to fuck up bad dialogue? Bethesda's on a whole other level than these slovjankers...
My theory is possibly some black magic, maybe Some not so sanctioned extracurricular Supplemental catholic material maybe... Cause... Like have you seen life force? There had never been dialogue so bad Patrick Stewart would ever have been even challenged....
And then... Bethesda... Channeing the power of the immaterium to collectively Regress the scale of human communicative progress... No Korean MMO, Or blizzard product has ever really even scratched... And they tried...
Gotta love how instead of reusing the same combat music, they apparently made "unique" songs for the different levels that still manage to sound exactly the same; a goth rave on a shoestring budget.
Those frog things are langoliers? Is Kreed a time hole to the past?
EDIT: If you don't mind spoilers, that's where the book & movie's titular monsters were from: time travel worked in that universe incredibly weirdly, where the world mere minutes into the past rots and "winds down" before getting eaten by the langoliers. The plane whose crew meet the monsters flew into a time hole over the mojave desert appearing as the northern lights, which took them that far back in time. The whole idea is to go back through the vortex before the clock roaches catch them.
That one guy with the un-pitch-shifted voice we keep hearing, like at 2:31, 2:55, 24:45, etc., unironically sounds almost exactly Peter Coyote's voice. The guy has been involved with some pretty strange art-projects in the past, so I actually had to take a second and look up whether or not he decided to work for scale on some obscure Russian FPS trash from the first half of the 00's or not to be sure. It turns out, no, he didn't. He just has a vocal-clone in the Russian basement programmer community, apparently.
"Ι think this game is making my brain smooth, wait Russians don't read right to left!!!", will always be my favorite Civvie quote
This is not the first time I have watched this video. And I didn’t remember how fucking good it was. When I suggest people watch your show this is the video I share. This is art.
Wow I remember this was the first game I ever bought with my own money.
I still have nightmares.
Baconman im trying to remember the first I actually bought (as opposed to gifts as a child) ...I think it was Heretic. Not bad. Ho boy was there jank over the years though.
Holy cow, I got stupidly lucky picking up the release of Command & Conquer then.
What's with Russians and anomalies? Nearly every game made by Russians has anomalies in some way, either as a small part of the story or the main focus of the story.
Strugatsky influence, I guess.
Anomalies, uncontested no mans lands, philosophy and jank is what ties all eastern slav games
Roadside picnic is gospel in Russian sci-fi, and who can’t blame them, book is enthralling.
STALKER I guess?
Both roadside picnic, a novel by the Strugatsky brothers, and Stalker, the Tarkovsky movie based on the novel, have a great role in ex-soviet states' pop culture.
Every now and then, I have to return to this video. It keeps me young.
Funny thing is, this game was marketed in Russia as a "Doom 3 killer", one of the memorable quotes from one of the publications was "And what water Kreed has! I can't even contain myself: the water like this has never existed, and in principle, the possibility of its existence could only be believed in!"
Yeah, Russian gaming magazines were... a bit of a sellout sometimes.
Thank you so much . I finally got an explanation to the all the Russians memeing "а какая в крид вода! "
If this is a Russian game, sold primarily in Russia and other slavic nations, why is it in English? It's pretty obvious the dev team and script writers' English comprehension can be charitably described as "complete dogshit," so why make a game written and voiced in a language nobody involved in the production can understand?
@@Anomaly188 Executives that don't have business sense were common around here, especially in the 2000's and 90'. So i can fathom the thought, of some bigwig going "Yeah, this will be an international seller, for sure! We need localization for this one". And when providing zero resources, or any shits in general, for the localization effort.
Added to the fact of the very loose structure of the gaming companies of the time, most of them being former pirate resellers and not really caring for any firm quality control. And you'll reap some nasty results, like this game.
@@fwackingmadman5011 Executives with no business sense isn't just a Russian problem. That's a worldwide problem.
Game is dark enough that I tried turning up the brightness of my phone to help me see what the hell was even going on.
- Knife at a negative integer?
"Business will suffer."
I come back to this video often. And every time, I still have no clue as to what is going on.
Quit winning
You don't know what the tiglery doo
alright everyone, say it with me now: "see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted so it gets a little confusing"
Watching these cutscenes gives me a headache trying to follow them. I can't imagine actually playing this
The winning guy sounds like Wimp Lo from Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
Quit Weenin'
Man this is one of my favorite Civvie videos. That voice acting, the rage XD
Maybe the best youtube video I've seen. Thank you.
Dear god, I woke up at 2 AM after falling asleep to a Doom 3 playthrough and now I feel like I'm half stuck between hell and Earth
I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST KREED
Weird, almost as if the opening was inspired by some random 70s space horror thingy
Five minutes in, and I'm having Digital Homicide flashbacks
My shoes are too tight, but it is okay, because I have forgotten how to KREED.
ПОКИНУТЬ ОБЗОР ПОКА НЕ ПОЗДНО!!!
А вот Циви11 не успел...
Kept you Google translate, huh?
Не, он прыгнул с аквалангом, полностью осознавая риск :D
See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
@@JeffMakesGames See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
Lmao “I have no mouth and I must kreed”
Watching this on my phone. Its nearly a completely black screen. Dark af game.
Watching this on my monitor, in the dark after sun is set, main character model is still not visible, same as most of environment.
Its not much better on my laptop.
just been watchin reflection of my face on the screen for 30 minutes
got the brightness on my monitor up max and I still cant see shit
Actually the commercial civvie shows of kreed reminds me of those old DMC commercials.
All work and no play makes Civvie go KREED.
I just think its cute that all the developers have nicknames. Either that, or it's state-mandated like in Australia.
14:37 That sound, kiddos, is the sound of the plot passing overhead.
6:46
This fucking cutscene feels like being anesthetized.
i have no mouth and i must speak is a wild short story and the author is nutz
i remember getting this game in an game magazine. Cover looked okay but oh god.. was i wrong.
22:09
Loudest i ever heard civvie scream
23:48 Klaus Kinski in "Aguirre" Nice!
That one dude sounds like Dr. Breen and it screws with me
Speaking of Unreal, did you ever learn the special attack on the gun that shoots the blue beam? if you fire the secondary (a slow ball of blue energy) and hit it with a primary fire it goes off with a much bigger AOE than the secondary alone. Not sure if there are other hidden attacks but i imagine if there's one there's more.
You're talking about the shock rifle right? I think it's pretty easy to figure out
Langolier monster CGI. You have to keep in mind this was a made for TV movie (two episodes of 1.5 hours lenght each) from 1995. Early CGI tech coupled with low TV budget. They did ok for the time and budget if you ask me ... unlike the Devs for Kreed.
Daniel grok... Love the Heinlein reference.
marathoning this entire channel. Never heard of any of these games other than DOOM and Duke Nukem so its been very interesting
I, without irony, love Kreed. Finished it several times and plan to at least one more time. I still have the original physical copy of the game. The hype was unreal, it was to bring doom to its enemies. Well, it has its charm. Lots of it.
they copy and pasted the rooms and hallways, so its confusing to get around. Thats why no one can escape kreed
the soundtrack sounds like what 90s russia looks like in my brain.
Sneed's Seed and Kreed
Formerly Chuck's
@@Cynidecia What's the Kruck?
*Distant*
I can't fucking go any further!
This video made me cry laughing, thank you.
0:24 we all know his final message was really "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
That Ramsay had me in tears until the second credits rolled.. I'm a grown ass man and that made me cry laughing for 3 minutes straight
The editing. Bra-vo!
I'd forgotten this video when the Algorithm presented this to me again, rewatched it and the "Quit winning" Ramsay combo still has me fucking bawling
Third times the charm.
It's 3 am.
Time is uh.. Time is weird now
Civvies old lady in retirement voice is perfect.
But wait, are the levels at least easy to navigate? Is each room or hallway at least unique and clearly identifiable to avoid confusion?
You see a lot of these levels are copy and pasted. Whole hallways, rooms. It gets a little confusing.
Civvie, you are a great guide through these bizarre old worlds. Never change.
I personally believe that the Correctional Facility exists and Civvie is locked in there. After all, they did waterboarding and horrific physical torture at Guantanamo.
Is it really such a far step for them to take forward to make the poor prisoners play slavjank instead?
Drink every time you catch yourself saying, "What?" during this video.
Is it just me that is hearing "Quit Winning" every time the screen displays Game Over?
This video makes me confused and physically ill every time I watch it.
any real game is designed around the savegame FEATURE
By the end of the week, but civve will have 100 thousand subs. So we're finally going to get Duke Nuke Forever.
Can you take me higher! *twe tweedle da de to the place...ok I'll stop
I downloaded a leaked alpha of this in 2002 or so - was still running a voodoo 5 at that point. Think I used 3d Analyze to fake hardware T&L detection? Long story short, the dynamic shadows of a rotating fan blew my mind to pieces.
Then UT2003 leaked and rotating fan shadows were never the same again.
Anywhere we can play the alpha today?
"Fly? Don't mind if i - wHAT?!" I've never heard such genuine anger from a script done after the play through, i feel like he still has nightmares about this
Hey Civvie! Warhammer 40K Fire Warrior is on GOG now! Fire Warrior when?
P.S. Keep up the amazing work! Your videos are the highlight of my internet day!
God, please, no, no, God, no!
DICKBUTT PENISDRAGON i wanted that game to be good so badly. The concept had so much potential. 😔
Honestly that game seems to have a sweet soundtrack most of the time
Halo: Comblyat Evolved
Comblyat Devolved
@@silverhand9965 underrated
That's actually Breed. Does anybody remember Breed?
Breed: Comblyat devolved
It's funny because Halo: Combat Evolved literally has copy/pasted level design.
"Sometimes the water kills you and sometimes it doesn't....just like real water"
10/10
Third world countries be like.
That is pretty accurate tbh, can't see electricity
I made the same comment a year before you did and got 3 thumbs. The system is rigged
"Bogdanoff."
"Oui?"
"He's playing"
"He plays? *Quit whinning.* "
*hwhinnin'
domp eet
I understand this reference
Kreed-17
P E R F E K T
In russia there was a real hype on kreed, all gaming magazines was telling that kreed is killer of Doom 3, unreal 2, john f kennedy, abraham lincoln and who knows what else, and giant shlop after release
quit winning!
Zulin gang!
а какая в Kreed вода...
It might have failed on that, still it was an amusing game. There is though a masterpiece open world fps made by Russians, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
@@darenzy "Russians"… yeah, 'bout that…
See, a lot of this video is copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
See, a lot of these youtube comments are copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
See, a lot of this video is copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
See, a lot of these youtube comments are badly copied and pasted, so it gets a lit
You see, a lot of this comments section is copy and pasted, whole comments and sayings, so it gets a little confusing.
Ctrl V
"A lot of these comments are copied and pasted. Whole references, memes, so it gets a little confusing..."
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@VT This is like a gex reference on a dunkey video
~ Thanos
Queet wheenin'
“A lot of these replies are copied and pasted. Whole jokes, criticisms, so it gets a little confusing…”
Quit winnin
4:04 left to right read indeed do we that confirm can I myself russian a as.
I’m sad this hasn’t gotten much attention. Great comment.
Agreed with other commenter great comment dude
sa a naissur flesym i nac mrifnoc taht ew od deedni daer thgir ot tfel 40:4
no lie I thought I was having a stroke while reading this comment
@@finnaboing imagine reading it then having the stroke your last concious thought being wtf
So it wasn't just a poorly voiced line.
"Quit winning" was a warning to Civvie. A warning to stop now or be forever changed, scarred with the knowledge that this game exists.
This game looks like the video games you'd see on TV when they haven't licensed a game to play but they need the young male lead to be distracted by something before the mother interrupts them
I believe Kreed was used that way
At least this game did one thing right: not a single sewer level.
I take it you didn’t enjoy Rage....
👽
The game is so shit spewing it might as well be a sewer.
He'll never make it to 100 at this rate.
that's one gold star.
*one*
That's because the entire game belongs in the sewer.
"you pitch shift because you don't got enough voice actors - i know that game" classy self-roast there, civvie!
That's Skyrim in a nutshell but without the pitch shifting.
i love it when they type out the exact quote from the video, but then also explain the joke in the reply
normal
I love it when edgy jokills like you have to point out that the funny thing isn’t funny cause it was funny but it wasn’t cause you said it was funny and-
Just bugger off buddy.
@@AnimatedTerror if what i did is so bad, why are you doing it?
I think these comments are making my brain smooth.
"it's closer to a russian Unreal II, and if that doesn't scare ya..."
That trailer itself is stuff of what creepypastas are made of
Damn.
It's wonderfully cursed. It looks like an ad for a fictional game like Polybius.
"...Like imagine if you were playing Doom and every time a zombieman hits you the screen went fucking crazy."
So it's like Doom 3.
@Amadeus Eisenberg Giga Chads like doom guy shouldn't flinch
@@probablynotdad6553 When Doomguy gets shot the bullets flinch.
@@Ponaru yes
@Demiclea neither was he ib DOOM 1, 2, plutonia, or 64, yet he never flinched.
Also, id like to point out that the DOOM 3 guy isnt the same guy as the rest of the series
@Amadeus Eisenberg It doesn't matter what's actually happening in context, you shouldn't do things that are terrible to the user experience.
The thing I enjoy most about Civvie 11 is, like Doom 2016, there’s a weirdly complex and fascinating story happening in the background of his videos that he could not give any less of a shit about
Amadeus Eisenberg That’s your opinion. Cool. Now go be a contrarian somewhere else
@Amadeus Eisenberg Cry some more man. Doom 2016 just blew it's load early, but it was still a good and enjoyable game.
Amadeus Eisenberg Shit opinion
Amadeus Eisenberg the optional logs you can read are actually super interesting
@Amadeus Eisenberg Pop ya breaks, kid. You bout faq cross some fuggin' lines!
I lost it when the alien on the floor, presumed dead, comes back to life shoots the three non-player characters, while missing the player character right in the middle, and then immediately dies again. Intentionally or not, that was a comedic masterpiece with perfect timing.
If they expanded on this it would be a parody/satire on how NPCs always do one thing and die in shooters (think Half-Life).
But it's not a parody...
The monster just couldnt stop winning
The monster was just saving the player from a bad escort mission
I recommend to review the game called "You are empty" Developers from Ukraine.
Good call, was a brilliant vid, like usual
Kreed, a game also known as "How I learned to KUIT WINING and loved the schizoprenia"
*Hwhinnin
Ou r uo Winning san
Qweet whinning
The pre unity dark ages, when you still had to make an effort to make a shit game.
Bruh, have you seen Limbo of the Lost?
I'm wondering if Kreed wasn't developed (heh, "developed"!) on a very, very, very, very, very, VERY early version of Unity...
@@GraveReaperCushions nah, feels more like a slavic unreal clone to me
@@admiraltonydawning3847 The World’s Best Bad Game.
@@GraveReaperCushions "I'm So CooL beCaUsE I cOnsTAnTly sHiT On UniTy EvEn ThOugh I DoNt HaVe The BrAinCeLLs To MaKe A GamE Or FoRm An InDiVdUaL OPInIoN" - You
To this day I don't know if Katie is a real person or not.
Me neither, lol..At times I believe she is real, but at other times I think she is a character that's part of the "Civvie Lore"..lol
Regardless of if she is real or or not, we know she feels pain, You Are Empty and Alpha Prime proved this.
We now have recorded sounds of pain and sadness made by the Katie entity in "
Redneck Rampage Deelucks Special" so we know that, at the very least, Civvie really wants us to think she is real. And also in pain and sadness.
Mission accomplished, I feel sorry for her.
It’s so obviously pitch shifted Civvie
@@GreenEyedDazzler trans civvie when?
“There’s four hours left of this game.”
CIVVIE
CIVVIE NO