DUKE NUKEM FOREVER - EMINENCE FRONT
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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His day has come.
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29:40 From what I've heard, Captain Dylan was only added to the game to replace Bombshell as Duke's sidekick, because 3D Realms retained rights to her. I wouldn't be surprised if he was just a generic EDF soldier model that was turned into a "real" character by Gearbox.
but wasn't Shelly's first appearance in Bombshell 2016?
@@thegammalemon First complete appearance, but she was originally created for DNF, and appears in the 1998 E3 trailer. That original version of her (a busty blonde) appears in the fan mod Alien Armageddon.
dukenukem.fandom.com/wiki/Bombshell
I guess Shelly dodged a bullet there.
Can you imagine Bombshell written like Dylan?
"The World is Dead"
"That could be a problem"
Re set RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE SHADOW MONSTERS THAT KILLED RANDY PITCHFORD
Eh, it died spiritually a long, long time ago.
@@Toxicgamerdog As a furry I'm incredibly surprised there isn't any porn of you guys
@@SharpieSkunk I'm taking commissions.
@@fuzzydunlop7928 Rule 35. If there isn't porn of it, someone will make it for you.
“I’m not a toy, kid. I’m an action figure.” I liked that delivery.
Surprisingly wholesome from Duke
@@guilhermehank4938 Duke might be a egoistic narcissist, but he was never an asshole. He is a rich and famous macho, and he enjoys it, but his fame is built on doing the right thing.
Witty one-liners that fit the tone are in line with him, and that line works well. Remember, take your vitamins and you might grow up just as awesome as him.
23:41 for the moment
It's a good line.
@@HappyBeezerStudios I mean, until you get to the "You're fucked" line
"I hate Valve puzzles," Says the guy who has the same shotgun reloading sound as said Valve shotgun from said Valve game.
In fairness, it was also the shotgun reloading sound that 3D Rhealms has already been stealing since Max Payne in 2001, so there’s precedent.
glad im not alone
i also believe the explosion sound effect used sometimes in the game is the same as the explosion sound used in Half Life 2 when the barrels explode
They're stock sounds. The shotgun shell loading sound is also in movies like Dawn of the Dead 2004.
I find it so funny they were so worried about innovation when in reality Duke Nukem 3d wasn't great because it was technologically boundary pushing, it was great because it was creatively boundary pushing. It released near a very technologically impressive game, Quake, yet it's still fondly remembered. Tech isn't everything. Creativity and passion is.
They needed the tech to make cake they were able to make.
I do agree with you, just bringing a different perspective.
I think Broussard was shook by what Quake was able to do and was adamant in his desire that Duke should be the pinnacle of technological design. Problem was he couldn't see that engine technology was progressing faster than the time required to make a half decent game. His other problem was Ken Silverman leaving the game industry after making a voxel based engine and failing to finish a Build successor engine.
Daikatana made John Romero more humble
Duke Nukem Forever made Randy Pitchford more greasier
Indeed
Do you think it's Randy that put those ... teen girls in Duke's glasses in the earlier build?
@@lkotro21 Yes, it was greasy bastard's porn collection.
@@lkotro21 yes
@@lkotro21 do you even need to ask that question? Of course it was him!
39:25
President: YOU
Civvie: *turns to look where president is pointing*
lmao they couldn't even have the NPC track the player properly
fuckin raw!
Its raw! Come on!
He was pointing to the ghost of cancer mouse, clearly.
SOULJA BOY TELL 'EM
It's RAW!
I gotta say, JSJ's delivery on that "NOT MY BABES, NOT IN MY TOWN!" line is pretty great, and I can almost see it being the Duke equivalent to "rip and tear". There is a beautiful timeline out there where DNF was Doom 2016 quality, and paved the way for a cultural comeback for Duke and less-serious FPSs.
That felt old school duke. You can fuck with him BUT NOT HIS BABES!
@@guilhermehank4938 exactly! Duke is a superficial parody on the outside, but I feel like his core as a character is still inherently heroic, and outrage at the danger of civilians at the hands of an uncaring force is *textbook* hero stuff.
@@vulkantheprimarch8905 Forever could have expanded on Duke to show he has more to him but I felt like it took from his character instead of adding because it made him be even more flanderized
,
The original version from the 2001 trailer is like 80% complete or something and is somewhere out there, waiting for someone to release it to the public
Are we going to ignore how Randy pitchford claim the reason why he brought porn to his job was to learn a magic trick
(Edit note I re-watched the pro Duke nukem series and he made a joke about the situation)
Squirty, soaking wet magic tricks
Cock magic!
He wanted to learn how to use his "Magic Wand"
that pitchford can't tell the difference between magic and adolescent piss explains why dnf released like it did
Ya. Randys a bit.... special.
I don't know what video it was in, or a review, but Duke Nukem Forever feels like a weird compilation of almost every FPS game trend from 1998 to 2011 that feels like seeing tree rings. Physics puzzles, lighting, turrets, driving sequences, quick time events, execution kills, bullet time, berserk modes, and edgy dark horror moments. The moments in the alien hive with the impregnated women feels like something from the first Prey (2006) game (which, incidentally, works in that game because the whole tone is quite dark and apocalyptic). It's like cutting down a tree and seeing the rings inside - the years gone by.
See randy wanted all the new shit so they statred over again and again cramming the game till it almost pops
Yahtzee Croshaw said that in his ZP on this game. It's a perfect analogy.
@@sapphiredawn4321 Nah, that shit was all Broussard, trying to make DNF the biggest, most epic game ever.
@@sapphiredawn4321 Basically Daikatana level of "we have to have the newest shit to make the greatest game"
@@HappyBeezerStudios Funny enough having more personality and interesting enviroments instead of the top of the line graphics is why Duke 3D superemed over something like Quake, how the turn tables.
34:50
Fun fact - there was Japanese console version of DNF where, instead of vibrator and condom, you have to find Duke figure and a... hard hat. When you pick the items, Duke comments "I think this was something else overseas..."
NGMK that kinda clever actually.
A hardhat is in theory a condom..
What the fuck that’s actually a great joke
EnjoyCocaColaLight I mean, it *is* a form of protection...
A dick and protection
I absolutely love the Planck length joke because it is literally the absolute smallest unit of measurement known to theoretical physics. It's roughly 1.616255×10⁻³⁵ m, or what i would like to call really fucking smol.
Thanks for explaining that. Now that made the joke funny 😂
Its funnier when you realize that our understanding of the fundamental elements of the universe stop working in increments smaller than Planck time/length/etc.
How is it funny? Idk I felt like adding it.
The beauty is that it works both if duke knows Planck lengths or is completely oblivious too. If he’s just macho meathead and thinks she’s talking about a plank of wood, it’s funny. If he knows a bit better and is being intentionally self-deprecating. It’s amusing too. especially if he’s packing; it’s like that trope of huge fuck-off things named things like “tiny” or “mister little”.
Friendly Reminder that we did it ladies and gentlmen. we did it
Celebration time!
Well guys we did it
@@God_gundam36 Civvie has finally faced his fears and.... Umm.... Anything you lads wanna add?
Yep, it happened. :)
@@ArcturusOTE The king is dead long live the king.
"Pitchford Gets Too Close to Open Flame, Convention Center Destroyed in Grease Fire." Lmao.
"Greasy Bastard Gets It"
He's called Pitchford for a reason.
You know, in spite of how shitty this game is, I still kinda love the premise of a worldwide celebrity saving the world from aliens years after his prime, just showing that he's still got it. If it was made by a developer better than Gearbox, who are physically incapable of making any good games that aren't tied to Borderlands, then it'd probably turn out pretty great.
It woilve and perhaps it can still be made.. Maybe if some people would mod change and revert the game? Or performing it and making it like if it was into the old times they worked onto it? I never played it but many "bad games" are bad for the developing and processing function wich oddly enough when it is related to video games they still getting decided to being released just for returning a mere profit of survivability...i always hope and never infact despise these so worst games of all time friend as I still presume something can still be obtained after all of this maybe in the future or by trying!
They also made Opposing Force, not to forget.
Bulletstorm is good though
Bulletstorm was made by Epic games and People Who Fly
@@awesomeMSE Saints Row 3 and 4 don't sit well with me. 3 is the series jumping the shark while 4 is hang-gliding over the shark tank and dropping a deuce in it just because. It's the point when the series stopped being an irreverent and humorous GTA clone to a devteam being as outlandishly over the top and juvenile as possible just for the sake of it and cutting all the narrative and pacing corners they could get away with.
One reason why DNF feels so bad tonally is that Duke Nukem 64/Duke Nukem Zero Hour, two Eurocom Duke titles, reworked the character in subtle but important ways. The idea of Duke as saving babes, and saving the women of Earth being his primary passion is a Eurocom conceit. It cast him in a much more sympathetic light. He's a grub, but he's a grub with a heart of gold. In Duke 3D, the women are portrayed as unsavable. "Kill me" and all that. And to some degree DNF immediately whiplashes back to that, but with added Duke meanness.
This issue of the protagonist coming across as cruel was something I felt Shadow Warrior 2 suffered from as well.
Even still in 3D he goes "Damnit" whenever you kill them, plus enemy spawns to punish you. I get what you're saying, and if it was 3D Realms' original idea it feels like they didn't understand their own character (the Hive line still feels like a forced edgy moment from Gearbox to me).
We should be thankful for what Eurocom did, it's what we all see Duke as now despite DNF's writing. Haven't read the comics but I understand his characterization is more Eurocom in them too.
29:04 Captain Dylan's dialog here is like it was written by a high school kid that just watched Pulp Fiction for the first time and thinks the best part of the dialog is all of the cursing.
Rewatching this again at the end of 2021, I still find myself wishing we got the Dylan from the 2001 trailer. At least if Duke had a straight man to play off, it might've been slightly more tolerable, even if it's still otherwise completely the same mess.
Captain Dylan is the Scrappy of Duke Nukem.
Well it takes one to know one, you know?
the game would have redeemed itself a lot if duke took issue to the notion that civians asking for help are pussies. duke talks trash and lives big but i think beneth all that he really does cares for innocents even if he dosent voice it at all
If only they would've made Duke respond to all that cursing. He has a big ego, yes, but he was never an asshole just for being an asshole.
You know what would have been great? If Dillion became a running gag. He shows up in the most improbable way, comments about being a clone/cyborg replacement/actually made it out last time... Then he immediately dies in the most comical manner possible.
33:00 the mistake the developers made with this game was not adding in a way for duke to save the women from the hive level because THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF DUKE NUKEM, SAVING THE BABES FROM THE ALIEN BASTARDS.
The developers thought Duke Nukem was a macho man who objectifies women, when in reality he's unironically one of the most respectful FPS protagonists (aside from the one that literally don't talk) who goes out of his way to save his "babes" and makes it one of his primary goals. Granted, he's pretty crass about it, but compared to characters like OG Lo Wang, he comes off as a mild jerkass.
@@concept5631the first games felt pretty crass and In honesty a tad objectifying but i never got any bad vibes for it, I just can't take offence to something that felt like it came from a pure place
this game however legit just feels like it hates women, like jesus that hive level is so horrifically brutal, and it's just played for complete laughs
To be fair, Duke couldn't really save the babes in DN3D either. And don't tell me about engine limitations, because the gods-damned N64 port *DID* let you do it!
"He was your friend."
And a piece of my childhood is dead. I sometimes wondered how a personified archetype like Duke would interact with other live humans, and here comes DNF to tell me he's a coldblooded sociopath. I actually felt bad for those twins.
It's not exactly cold blooded, it's more like he lacks any empathy whatsoever, he just doesn't give a fuck.
duke is very out of character in forever.
@@megamike15 This. All this. One of the crowning insults of Forever is how totally out of character Duke is. The real, un-Pitchforded Duke is an arrogant sumbitch but he's not a psychopath. He really does want to save the world. He just wants to have a drink, a stogie and a couple babes afterwards.
@@Nukem9999 How's this for a hook in the next game: what if DNF's Duke is actually another Dukebot and the real Duke was out in space blasting the shit out of aliens on their homeworld? Maybe DNF Duke is a particularly exceptional Dukebot model that is stronger than the other ones and then the real Duke comes back and puts boots to his ass for attempting to usurp him.
@@DarkOmegaMK2 Yeah, thats kinda what "cold-blooded" means...
56:37
Anyone else notice the acronym TARD on the short bus...
Oh yeah no surprise it's a DNF DLC.
“DNF was never a grift.”
Like him or hate him, he’s spitting straight facts.
@BrokenMikrofone from a publisher stand point it was a grift, but from a developer stand point i was a serious project that was to big to ever be finished.
11:36 "And it gives you a good idea what the game is gonna be."
(on screen prompt) "PISS"
Yeah, it sure is.
12:38 was drawing in my living room watching this and my mom came over to give me a hug when you said this and she took one look at the screen and began cackling for 5 minutes straight.
I love my mom.
That might be the most wholesome comment on any Civvie video. Good job.
your mom sounds like a great person.
@@charleshaskell2056 she is
Wholesome.
Your mom sounds pretty cool
Friendly Reminder:
If you have never seen 'They Live' with the herein mentioned Roddy Piper as the one who chews bubblegum and kicks ass, then go watch it. It's hella fun.
(Some of the action and cinematography are dated, but) still solid 8/10 movie.
Also has the greatest fight scene ever.
Caught a showing on the big screen a few weeks back. Great film. Feels like the last third they ran out of money, but the whole thing is just great.
*Sniff* I Already Am eating from the trashcan, all the time *Sniff*
"Just put on the fucking glasses!"
Action and cinematography may be dated. But the premise is too real
"Doom 2016 stole a lot from Duke Nukem Forever." - Civvie
You can learn a lot from failure.
11:25 the canon one is "It's time to kick gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass."
Dick Kickem
I just figured it out. The "clones" were likely supposed to be actual genetic clones and not robots. But because of video game censorship laws in different countries being what they are, they would have to make them robots at some point anyways if they wanted to sell it in those countries.
So they simply decided to change them from "clones" to robots from the get go. But the change was probably late in development and they couldn't or wouldn't retroactively go back and change all of the shit that doesn't make sense with robots. So that's why he has to train his robots. And why robots would have exercise equipment around. And why you can kill them by snapping their necks. And all of that. It's just really poor planning and laziness.
Hey atleast you were spared the rape cave.
I love how you can visibly see the frustration at 27:50 with zero words spoken. Art
Get it he's going to be the 69th president?
Kill me
Sixty nine...you get it?
Y O U G E T I T?
Nero Metal that was a reference to something that civvie said in the video....
96
This game somehow predicted reddit humor
Sad to see Duke losing his World Record of longest development time to Star Citizen soon
It’s actually exceeded by Beyond Good and Evil 2
Half Life 3?
@@zackmakedonsky425 That implies that they're developing half life 3
an "I have no mouth" reference, oh Civvie you cad.
I can't think of anyone else who could put one in a DNF video.
It's such a fantastic line too,Harlan Ellison is a legend.
i mean civvie made the thumbnail for his Kreed video say, "i have no mouth and i must Kreed"
I'm becoming more and more convinced that the premise of the show was inspired by that story.
"Sorry, we can't let the 2001 build of DNF leak!"
Yeah, about that... Some awesome dude did that in May 2022.
I remember an old comment on one of the 2001 or 2005 trailers that mentioned how someone had hold of the 2001 build, but they couldn’t leak it cause of Gearbox. I guess when Embracer happened, some legal mumbo-jumbo allowed them to finally post it.
29:22 - Nice _I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream_ reference there.
32:54 - The hive section of Duke Nukem Forever is like in the mission in Saints Row: The Third if instead of freeing the sex slaves and beating the shit out of the people running the place you kept them locked up, pissed on them, and then laughed before leaving.
52:07 - One of the many reasons why, despite hearing that the DLC was better, was something that I skipped out on. (The fact that I'd have to buy the main game wasn't exactly a strong selling point either)
honestly the hive section is where I stopped playing with the background voices, one of which was a young woman crying for her father. What the fuck?
Harlan Ellison, the writer of that story, saw kid at a science fiction convention with a t-shirt with a phony t-shirt sci-fi cover saying I have no ass yet I must shit.
Harlan, already well-known for being litigious, tried to get security to take the kid in and get him to remove the T-shirt.
16:37
EXPECTATIONS: [X] FULLY MET
thank you good, kind, scholar of a lad. I couldn't find where this was when I was done watching it and i *needed* it.
16:26 This will forever be the best version of NFM.
Duke's jumping animation is like something out of a Riverdance show
25:14 The shotguns reloading sound is virtually identical to Half Life 2's.
so is the firing sound, which is basically an edited version of scout's scattergun from tf2. It's a good sound dont get me wrong, but it's very recognisable when it's used in other games
@@dannyboi5887 they're stock sounds you just recognize them from tf2 is all
Im giving this a pre-emptive like, cause I just got this notification before a meeting and now have a reason to live for the next 7 hours.
32:52 Yeah this is the exact moment when the game completely ran out all the good will I was trying to give it. I'm with ya man. I was just in shock initially, and I think the only reason I even bothered to play through to the credits after that was because I preordered the game and that ol' sunk cost fallacy had gotten ahold of my brain.
Captain Dillon, or "I Have No Gum, And I Must Chew"
I honestly think most of any scene or conversation in DNF would be improved with Duke actually speaking and reacting more. Like, take that first scene where the twins. They mention him being good at the game, stopping the new aliens, and seeing him at the party. And like 15 seconds after they're done talking he says "See you at the party." How much better would that have flowed if he said ANYTHING else? Like, "Don't worry, babes. As long as those aliens have asses, I'll kick them." Or when he's talking to the general and president, he could have given ANY input into the conversation.
You see hints of it in places. The "Not my babes" line is alright, and the empathy he shows for the scientist stuck in the door and even Dillon in the DLC actually makes him feel like a person. And the conversation with the girl at the Burning Bush?
Duke is such a CHARACTER, and they relegate him to poor one liners like 5 seconds too late most of the time. If he actually interacted with people and spoke more, I feel like that would have at least bumped the game a few points.
The Hive is like if someone saw Griffith raping Casca and thought, "What if there was a way to play this off for laughs?"
Ah, a fellow Berserk enjoyer. Maybe they should have asked Miura to write DNF’s plot, that way it wouldn’t suck.
Guts: "Guess you're fucked."
It genuinely fucking baffles me that in this light-hearted action comedy cave, there's just a rape cave.
It's like if an Adam Sandler movie suddenly cut to Holocaust footage half way through.
"Power armor is for pussies"
Cool line, and very Duke-like to have a reference to another shooter- except Halo was still alright at the time and Doom 2016 & Eternal made it age like hot garbage.
I mean modernish take
"nahh I got the chin to take it" bit weak but alright and is a nice jab hell doom eternal made one at duke so all fair
The best part of that "dig" is DNF uses a fucking regenerating health system that's identical to the shield mechanic in Halo 2. Except Halo 2 is a way better game and has way more competent level design.
Eh, I just don't think it works when you combine it with the game shipping with a two weapon limit and regenerating health. It just doesn't make sense.
@@TheSamuraiGoomba exactly.
So gearbox is 343 to duke nukem.
But Civvie, we (read:I) love the unintelligible mess of a vague backstory that ends in one time line with you playing DNF and subsequently being devoured by Old Ones.
Best H.P. Lovecraft story, 10/10
Watching the gameplay clips is seriously underwhelming. Aside from the hohum shooter action, the thing that bothers me is how utterly stale the atmosphere is. The Earth is being invaded by alien rapists and yet the sound design and (lack of) music conveys all the urgency of going to the store to buy milk.
Good grief, 3DRealms, why didn't you release this game yourself years ago under the Unreal engine when you had the chance?
Broussard's ego kept getting in the way.
@@Anomaly188 Ego boost increase!
cause they kept seeing a shiny new engine and restarted development each time
Randy pitchford
I've only just realised that the "better not find this on eBay" part at the beginning was supposed to be a Postal 2 reference.
I do not think it was but simply a fact and or idea for people to fake being super fans to gaining lots of money's for people by having something autographed to gathering a profit friend
Being Under Nothing's Great In Everything.
@@SockEater4293 this cant be good for me but i feel great
Captain Dillin this game: borderlands FUCKING CLAPTRAP
and so ends the journey of Civvie A
we're in Civvie Bs shoes now
Kinda sad about civvie A being killed, but what did you expect about a man who's been tortured and a love child of a mass terrorist? Plus all he had in store was some masochism and insanity.
Perhaps another Civvie had the leg strength to pound the monsters and make a good enough plot to erect a 3d shooter, but that was to be expected.
(or perhaps it was somethng terrible like a pinnacle capstone game)
I hope Civvie B's better at fistfighting shadow demons.
@Arrow Head that came outa left field. oh well, don't bother me none
@@xmm-cf5eg All he needs is a good old raw.mp4 pack to amplify his boomer power.
@blackrave404
That was a good joke lad, I appreciate it.
In a less insane world we would at least have the unfinished 2001-version publicly available by now, so people who actually care about Duke could finish it.
I feel like we need a "Virgin Matt McMuscles vs. Chad Civvie" meme image up in here, citing the idea of uploading your Duke Forever stuff in one big video.
Also, shout-outs to H4MM3R for potentially saving the world? or... y'know, making things worse by causing a break-down in the laws of our reality.
Not sure why though given Matt and Civvie are basically friends, I think they even donate to each others Patreons (I know Matt is a Civvie Patron but I dunno about Civvie as he could be donating under his real name, whatever it is). Also Matt's covering a version that's on console and closer to what the game was like at launch so there's a different way he can show off what went wrong (though they're both pretty much on the same level when it comes to opinions on The Hive).
Ironically the worst thing featured in this video is Jim Sterling's haircut.
I would’ve said that Jims cameo is the worst part in general.
@Stix N' Stones as woke as the guy who was so woke even EA had to fire him?
@Stix N' Stones The "my 5 yo daughter ask me about woman in my 17+ ww2 shooter so I must stand on the right side of history" guy.
Hey come on, man. That last word is unnecessary an you know it.
Love jim sterling, foi guys are out of tune with this channel
Civvie is the boomer Ross Scott, and I may love him more for it, I'm so happy rn.
didnt he say he was 6 when he first played doom? if he played it when it came out that would put his birth date in the late 80s, which is millennial territory
@@xanaxodgrindcorelover9191 You don't have to be a boomer to be a boomer, it's bout soul brother.
Ross Scott is a different youtuber and boomers were born in the 1950s
@@thisdudegotreal may Allah forgive me for linking to knowyourmeme but goddamn educate yourself: knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-year-old-boomer
@Titanium Rain
You're enlightening an infidel, allah will let it slide.
You didn’t even comment on how the DLC is just Black Ops 1
I was looking for this comment. That interrogation room was only missing Dr. Proton asking Duke about numbers.
I was thinking the exact same thing, but I'm sure that civvie doesn't play cod so I guess that he didn't know
I, for one, do not remember Black Ops 1 being on a fucking moon.
@@thosemerc3113 Black Ops Zombies Moon
The intro room is a reused asset, the DLC itself is nothing like Black Ops what so ever.
45:37 ''What the hell? Where am i?''
Looks like you're in the interrogation room from Call of Duty: Black Ops
All my years old memories of dnf were vague at best, but out of curiosity I just dug out my old 360 disk and got it up and running on my Xbox 1 and I can confirm that as of December 1, 2023, the two weapon limit was never and still has not been patched out of the 360 version.
Seeing old footage of Jim Sterling is like looking at wedding pictures after the divorce
What’s wrong with sterling?
A bunch of conservative nutcases now hate Stephanie Sterling because they came out as non binary
@@PartnershipsForYou Quite a bit.
@@PartnershipsForYouof course the rainbow freak pipes up to ask such an inane question 🙄
Pro Half life when Civvie?
Woah there buddy, I still wait for Pro Catechumen. Ever since 39k subscribers.
Fuck it, Pro CataComb 3d when civvie?
@@fartrocket988 Bruh, Pro-ForsenGun when?
I can’t wait for Pro Half Life 2: Episode 2 someday
Im still waiting on that pro wanton destruction. Am i living in an alternate dimension where pro shadow warrior never happened, or what? Why am i the only one who's requesting the shadow warrior expansions?
You've just earned a like by using Garret's Throne Room line
You just earned a like for remembering old "Thief" games.
@@hiddenshadow2105 You mean BEST "Thief" games?
@@pixythegunner I mean THE ONLY 'Thief' games ever worth mentioning.
2014 didn't even exist as a year.
@@hiddenshadow2105 AMEN!
28:45 was a funnier bit than the entirety of DNF.
The demo made me cancel my preorder.
There were people that preordered the game 10+ years ago, forget about it and as they checked, the store wasn't existing anymore.
"I got your Planck length right here, baby!"
HAH
For those who don't know (and don't bother to google): a Planck length is the shortest distance where any meaningful interactions can occur in physics (mainly distance a photon covers in a vacuum in one unit of Planck time, which itself is the smallest increment of time in physics where any meaningful interactions can occur). 10^-20 times the diameter of a proton.
They did a smart joke...
Why could they not do more?
Friendly reminder that civvie is going to do DNF when he reaches 100k subs
Thank fucking god you can only hit 100K once.
@@DinnerForkTongue What if we all massively unsub, then resub?
@@mugwump7049 he deletes the video and re uploads it.
He plays DNF... Backwards.
xD
I love it how the game makes fun of several other shooter titles like Doom, Halo, and Gears of War. ALl three of those still have success today while Duke is dead in the water right now.
And Half-Life. I mean it was dead at the time but now it's in a better place than Duke.
@@PurpleColonel Yup
Half Life at least has Garry's Mod stuff and the upcoming VR game
@@patches2877 Yeah. And it was tragic because it ended on such a high note for so long.
PurpleColonel better to end on a high note than a low note
@@jagtech490 but an unresolved high note?
"I love a good joke. I mean, for fuck's sake. I own the Duke Nukem franchise."
Yeah, Randy. That *is* a fucking joke, bud. Not a very good one.
He killed our action lad
I've always felt that line should be: "I love a good joke. I mean, for fuck's sake, I *am* one."
The dialogue in this game is a bigger joke than Randy’s career and that’s some top tier comedy
A 7, 7.5 joke
Quick question. I've seen civvie break out about 4 clips of Randy "preforming" on a stage in front of an audience. In every clip he is wearing a different child molester kind of shirt so I'm assuming they were filmed at different times. I've seen him attempt a stand up comedian performance, sing a touching song about a bigot, attempt to preform a magic trick and answer questions I'm assuming came from the audience. What in the actual hell is that about? Does he go on tour with a variety show? Who attends the variety show? Do you have to show proof that you own every borderlands game to attend the variety show? If so is there anyone out there that would be willing to attend and ask him why he insists on wearing shirts that put him at a solid 7 or 7 1/2 on the do not leave your children alone with this man because he may turn them into a lampshade scale? I would do it myself but I do not own borderlands and I wouldn't be allowed to attend.
In the beginning of the game, Duke Nukem is playing a videogame about himself. A game where he grabs a poop from the toilet and plays around with it.
In the Duke Nukem universe where he is a real person and a multiple times savior of the world, some developer has made a game depicting him playing with poop.
Gearbox Software probably made that game
@@blackshirts_and_breadsThanks to that, Serious Sam 3 blew Duke Nukem Forever away
>implying that wasn't dukes creative input
Presumably this was something Duke mandated in-universe, because he thought it would be funny. And that he immediately regretted, but didn't want to admit it was a bad idea so he let it slide.
Or at least that's how a competent game would have spun it.
@OverDose In the DN universe where Duke was a real person that saved the world, someone made a video game where he played with a log of shit
"I got your Planck length right here"
...Duke, Planck length is literally the smallest size scientifically possible. Was that comeback intentional?
well, there is the whole steroid abuse factor
You have to remember Duke is really *REALLY* stupid.
He was holding up his pinky instead of his middle finger.
@@macrussell78 Duke isn't dumb. Maybe in this game yeah but every other game shows him to be very intelligent and resourceful. His biggest muscle is his brain.........next to his dick
Within the context of the conversion it kinda makes sense
I enjoy the fact that Cancer Mouse died and was promptly reincarnated as Captain Dillon
You enjoyed that! You monster ;-)
Lore-wise Captain Dillon will replace CM for a while in the new reality, I'm scared.
@@PDRNorrington Civvie needs lore! What is the world coming to lol
@@daishi5571 let just say Cl4p-trap is Cancer mouse for alt Civvie as the alt future is that Randy wasn't stopped after the eldritch horror murdered everyone.
I get that Dillon's supposed to be a parody of Marcus Fenix, but Marcus, roided up fridge covered in kevlar with limited personality that he is, is 300 times a better character than Captain Dillon.
Marcus makes jokes and small-talk like a normal person, loses friends and family and reacts accordingly to it, questions the evil government he begrudgingly fights for, And in the end generally tries to do the right thing, or at least the best he can in a given situation.
Duke Nukem Forever made me feel bad for a *_Gears of War_* character. Jesus Christ man, that's fuckin RAW.
"Some people will always prefer physical copies. Mainly because deleting a game just doesn't give you the same satisfaction as microwaving it!"
-Ben Croshaw
Yahtzee always was a legend
32:20
Don’t call him Ben. He hates it when you call him Ben.
Oh christ here he comes oh GOD-
(Muffled sounds of British violence)
it really doesnt
while i havent bought a physical copy of a game and hated it, i might end up doing that if i can find destiny in a gamestop somehwhere, ive heard a lot more negative then positive veiws on it
ZP the GOAT
One improvement out of many that could be applied: the ego boosters are all one click and you're done. Instead of trying to play pool or slots and eating up so much time, Duke proves how awesome he is by simply stepping up to the pool table, and pulling a one-shot win, sinking all the balls in one go. Heck, it would have been less to program since then all you've got is a quick cutscene instead of an entire minigame.
Ego could've been tied to kill streaks and comments of thanks of saved babes. They couldve just simply had a shooting gallery with a hidden room (imagine hidden rooms or secret entrances in a duke game....) that has a chained door. Blam, one blast and abbes run out - ego boosted, and secrete found, ammo in the room they ran out of. Like - its basic level design for a 90s shooter, sure. But afer 14 years of shooters being standardized, back to basics with a bit of ingenuity is what we wanted.
Nah, they wanted to have minigames of GTA San Andreas length, as if DNF was a huge open world with no urgency lol
To be fair, playing billiards (without a cue) is a reference to Duke Nukem 3D
Finally it's here,now we can aim higher
DAIKATANA
NO PATCHES
FOR 200K
ARMA CIVVIE
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITING.
@@xmm-cf5eg civvie can't play ARMA by himself. He needs a squad.
"Daikatana!"
You know, while not perfect Daikatana still was a lot of fun and --
"Unpatched!"
Oh. Oh yeah, tear it to shreds, base game is janky as fuck.
18:39 garret out of nowhere 😂 nice thief2 ref 👌
that'll probably come sooner than we think actually.
17:39 There's something completely hysterical to me about a lady fawning over Duke while he stares at her stone-faced holding a fucking live rat.
So has it ever been explained which kind of women were taken or is it straight up women napping cause i kinda feel the space creeps r kinda going after bimbos... Which in some ways im party in favor of increase in planitary iq has benefits.
@@dakotacross1519 I always assumed they went after the ones that were considered "attracitve by media standards" from assuming the most high value women are actresses and models since they are everyone (from an alien viewpoint) on tv/net/ads.
Chances are the aliens could have greatly benefited from 300lbs pure muscle Eurasian women, but due to what we value as a society on a mass scale, they went went after big tits, big buts, and empty heads.
That's why they didnt take the brothel owner in the DLC: she was smart so they didnt value her. That and she's just a badass who also kept her workers safe.
@@dakotacross1519 "Damn, why do they always take the Hot ones!?" - Duke Nukem. The goal is breed, I assume they were expecting a 9 out of ten, and can't settle for a 7 or a 7.5.
he brought her a gift hes like a cat
@@MaxEverywhereSystem Better than a what he finds in the toilet...
"I hate Valve puzzles" I feel like that line came from the big man Pissford himself considering how much he hates Steam.
Why would he hate a platform like this with it support and usage of a great model and vision of pc players?
@@MineSlimeTV Because Epic Games Store gives more money to devs (in addition to bribing games to be exclusive) and doesn't have reviews or forums, meaning people can't say mean things about his game.
Not really, this has more to do when Gearbox was working with Valve together (They've made Opposing Force, Blue Shift and that PS2 port of Half Life 1) and was developing Counter Strike: Condition Zero (which later on landed on Ritual Entertainment and finally into Turtle Rock Studios) which ended them leaving Valve partnership due to "lack of creative control given by Valve" as they've wanted to make a single player experience for CS and no, that CS:CZ Deleted Scenes isn't from Gearbox but from Ritual Entertainment.
Thertane stajia if you watch the Half Life documentary, it’s actually fucked more. Valve was trying to get the Half Life IP from Sierra, and was fucking over their partners (like Gearbox) without letting them in on it. It’s one of the few instances where Valve were just assholes and Randy is warranted in his hatred
@@ye6942 While true, it seems that Randy had bear his hatred towards Valve for far too long and intense (Valve did fucked up a lot back in the 2000s, compared to nowadays) to the point of being potentially detrimental to his company, and he didn't do favor for himself either in terms of behavior.
I like how neither Civvie or seemingly anyone in the comments brings up that the room you wake up in at the start of "The Doctor Who Cloned Me" is basically the main menu from Black Ops .
I saw and commented on it
I'm surprised they didn't notice that the door on the far side of the room is the same design as the DOSC detention cells like Civvie's one.
Ikr
the numbers, duke.
To be fair the target demographic for Duke Nukem (mainly old school shooters with good campaigns) is diametrically opposed to the CoD kiddies.
Imagine if Duke, 20 seconds into a turret section, went "Fuck this" and ripped the turret out of its base and just walked around with it. Yeah, it probably was done before even at the time, but it'd still be better than a straight turret section.
And it would be a good joke
Specially at the time
Man i hate turret sections
Master chief: Impressive!
Seriously a Deadpool game (can’t remember the exact name)
Made a joke like this where he starts pouting how long this turret section is and sounds relieved when it ends.
This would have been hilarious for someone like duke.
I mean... The guy he replaced (Grayson Hunt) in Bulletstorm literally does that. He kills the turret dude and rips it off to use it. Problem is it had to be balanced so it overheats and is battery powered
You know what's crazier? Killzone 3, the peak of generic 7th gen shooters, allowed you to rip out turrets, and it wasn't even for a joke.
The "Not my babes! NOT IN MY TOWN!" Line is honestly perfect for duke actually being mad. That should stay around as something quintessentially him. Just like how "Rip and tear. Until it is done" works perfectly for the doom slayer
Yes but Doomguy actually rips and tears
You can see what Duke thought about his babes when he meets the twins again.
I wonder if DoomGuy ever stops Ripping and Tearing to go find some babes of his own. Or dudes, if that's his thing.
@@Here_is_Waldo Then you remember that Doomguy is canonically a devout Catholic virgin.
But then he contradicts himself just like 2 maps later
@@LordofSadFac That's because this game is hot garbage. But the line itself is good for Duke
If Randy Pitchford loves a good joke so much, why couldn't he write any into Borderlands? :^)
He did write a ton of jokes, it's just that his sense of humor is trash so every character's line being 9 times longer than it needs to is comedy gold in his eyes.
Because Randy is the biggest joke he could ever make :^]
I thought people liked Borderlands 1?
@@devonmolina5200 But not 3.
Tony Dawning it was mediocre
Imagine if Duke Nukem Forever was a satire about an asshole that saves the world and really wears out his welcome, but still gets whatever he wants because we owe him our lives. What if every other character in the game acted like a normal human, but Duke is still wandering around screaming 16 year-old catchphrases stolen from movies everybody's seen?
Duke would be all WINTER IS COMING..........YOU DOUCHE, and a beleagured father would sigh, then tell his eight year-old son to ask Duke for his autograph, because Duke needs this.
And the game ends with Duke coming to terms with his age and saving the world and his babes in the process.
@@concept5631 I really, really wish Duke had an AI-controlled partner who's this straight-laced, badass commando that also happens to be gay.
Not to make a political statement or anything, I just think it's hilarious to imagine Duke being really confused by the concept of homosexuality and John St John delivering lines like WHAT DOES GAY MEAN and SO YOU DON'T LIKE BABES and DOES THAT MEAN YOU FIGHT BABES and WHAT IF THE BABE HAD BIG BOOBS
@@LAVATORR Then we someone tries to be homophobic Duke kicks them to crayon chunks.
Duke is easily dumb himbo material.
@@LAVATORR This is right up Gianni's alley.
@@LAVATORRi see where you’re coming from, but I much prefer Gianni’s version of Duke where he’s a very progressive ally with no caveats, that’s just funnier to me. (And also subverting expectation while still being in character in a way)
4 Weapons.
"Expanded Inventory"
Every old school shooter is laughing right now. Really really hard.
I don't think DNF intended to be an old school FPS, but rather a Halo with Duke in it. Which makes the power armor joke pretty hypocritical, if you ask me.
@@eduardodiaz9942 Oh yeah, I guess. But like. It's still funny to call 4 slots "expanded".
Kinda like the Borderlands games, where they give you 2 puny slots and eventually have the mercy to expand it to a whole... uh, 4...
Wait a minute. Huh. Makes ya think.
I fucking hate limited weapons so much
@@umbaupause well tbh in borderlands there are like a gazzilion guns so ill take the 4 slots instead of having to cycle through all the guns in my backpack being shitty guns the majority
umbaupause No it’s 40 slots to hold your things and 50 slots for safe keeping...Yeah that can hold 1 billion guns.
Behold the man of his word.
Salutations for suffering through this so that we won't have to.
Also, can't wait to see this weird stuff planned for october.
Also, I Have No Mouth reference
Lol I have 70 hours logged into this game on steam.
Red Orktober.
Pro I have no mouth and I must scream when civvie?
@@toddhoward3846 How someone is supposed to achieve the good ending without a walkthrough while not going as insane as the protagonists is beyond me.
CCFi99 I don’t care how long it takes, even if it is a 1 million special, I want pro I have no mouth. Oh, and to answer your question, have you heard of the monkey with a typewriter thing? Where given enough time, at least one monkey out of 1,000,000 will type out the works of Shakespeare? Probably that’s how
The funny thing is that Gearbox is almost always at their best when they're making expansions or DLC for pre-existing games
Opposing forces for example
@@Mr-Mania
(Happy Shepherd noises)
(Which is silence but still)
What's better is that that rule applies to there own games
Borderlands 3 DLC?
Besides Borderlands the only game I've personally (just my opinion and what I've played) enjoyed in the past 15 years was Brothers in Arms lol. Plus it's one they devoloped in house not just published. Also like Borderlands
The theory about Duke "Asshole" in the original game and "Human" Duke in the expansion: what if the entire time of the story, Duke was in Area 51, under the torture of Doctor Proton, and the main campaign plot was from the point of view of one of his Dukenators? This explains his complete disregard for everyone and everything in the plot.
Honestly, that both drastically helps Duke's character, and raises some sad existential questions for the Dukenator. It was a jerk, sure, but it could dream, was at least briefly upset about the Twins, and did at least try to save the day on it's end. Do we give it props as a Bizarro Nukem that tried, or just write it off as a failed clone?
@@Umbra_Ursus
God damn I’ve not even played any Duke games but written well that could be legit fuckin’ compelling.
Holy shit, we're actually getting a new Half-Life game in less time than it took for Duke Nukem Forever to release.
“Oh boy a new Civvie video”
*One hour long*
“Time to strap in, we’re in the dungeon now”
OMG. Kids, we did it :D
Thanks for the great and highly entertaining new video!
Oh did he borrow it from Ross by any chance? XD
Did some one say Ross Scott?
"BRB gonna buy nachos and beer"
So who's Van Darkholme in this situation?
I have a weird relationship with this game. I liked it initially, in a way that it is so terrible it's good. But probably the most hilarious things about this game is how it was localised in russia. Duke got the same voice actor who voiced shrek, i just cant stop laugh of how hilarious to hear duke's catchphrases in shrek's voice.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH CASINO?!"
I gotta play russian version at some point, never knew about this
ЧТО ВЫ ДЕЛАЕТЕ НА МОЁМ БОЛОТЕ?!
And then in the italian version the voice actor of duke also voiced the italian version of Blazko's father in New Colossus.
From saving babes to abusing his family in one second.
In the German version he got the same VA as Bruce Willis.
Ever since I wanted a Duke Nukem movie with Willis as Duke!
I'm just picturing Duke played by Mike Myers.
90's Duke: "Lets save the Earth and get some beer and babes after"
Forever Duke: *An actual sociopath with a complete absence of empathy
90s duke was a pastiche of 80s action heroes. imitating that kinda satirical style in 2011 naturally comes off as fucking cliche at best, and extremely tone deaf idiocy at worst
You mean nothing changed? Duke was never a fun/good character. Hell, I prefer Quake's ranger, even though he's literally not a character.
It's not Duke that changed. It's that more people grew up and learned that shitty machos are shitty.
But Duke never came across like a uncaring sociopath that laughed at his friends deaths. Even Caleb showed emotion when someone he cared about died, and he was designed to be evil.
@Stix N' Stones THANK YOU! I fucking hate when people say Duke wasn't changed. Yes, he has an ego the size of the Pistol Star, yes, he's ridiculous, but he WAS a hero, and he WAS cool, DNF Duke is fucking weak as a player character and completely unlikable.
@ScopeDog So Duke was Randy himself, then.
Duke Nukem became exactly what it used to make fun of.
Just like The Simpsons.
"I got your Planck-length right here, baby."
Nice self-own, Duke.
That's literally the only funny line in the entire game and I desperately wish that was Duke's default state in it: in his attempts at sounding cool or impressing women, he ends up inevitably making a fool of himself.
@@christopherwall2121 Yeah, if you move away from lampooning the macho womanizing meathead action hero archetype, and instead lean into unreservedly revering those qualities, you're gonna have a bad time.
@@jordanwalsh1691
Yeah, DNF is like seeing the version of reality that exists inside Johnny Bravo's head where everyone thinks he's as cool as he does.
@@CruelestChris lets be honest johnny bravo is a chad among chads
@@christopherwall2121 Well, since Duke Nukem is taken away by gearbox, 3D realms is free to make a parody of Duke Nukem.
*At the beginning of a Duke Nukem game, what is the first thing he should do?*
❌ *A.* Smoke a cigar.
❌ *B.* Save a women from danger.
❌ *C.* Launch a nuclear missile.
✅ *D.* Play with human feces.
C while A to accomplish B
@@inkartridge AND WE HAVE A WINNER
"I'm Doop Poopem!"
"Grabbing a turd in the toilet will not take Ego away even though we really wanted it to"
_Then why did you even put it in the game?_
Nothing can be used about it too like throwing it at someone and them puking
seeing randy pitchford stand next to jim sterling like that is cursed beyond so many levels
Yet oddly poetic
Jim sterling isnt that bad tbh
@@lpj2216 he is
@Another Furfag could you explain the story please?
@Another Furfag still better than randy pitchford
the irony behind DNF is it was constantly rewritten for new and more impressive engines and when it came out it looked at least 5 years old
Meanwhile the 2001 build looks 5 to 10 years past it's time.
Daikatana anyone? x)
@@solidsnake8008 the 2001 version looks better than most fps games from that time period
@@TSL73 Agreed
Biggest issue with duke is he takes himself waaay to seriously and trys waaay to hard to be bad ass. Vs serious sam... that still trys to be cool, but does not take it seriously. As sam intentionaly makes silly jokes intended to be silly and googy. Vs duke that every joke he tells is trying to be sexual or cool 100% of the time.
Civvie: "But sorry, we can't let the 2001 build of DNF leak"
That phrase aged like milk.
so glad it did too, it's honestly fun even in a mostly unfinished state
Good thing it aged poorly I say
I guess we may get Pro Nukem Forever (2001)
It aged like fine peated whiskey on pinewood barrels.
Watching this after his leak video is beautiful.
51:02 WAIT, DO THE DUKE CLONES SAY "IT'S TIME TO CHEW ASS"!?
Yup.
It's Dick Kickem!
hehehe He said it he said it
It’s pretty funny honestly
Yup, quite funny
The major difference between DOOM 2016 and DNF is that the boys at Id Software had to take a long hard look at what they were originally making and realize that diverging so far from the spirit of DOOM that they were essentially any old shooter. With that realization they remade a lot of the game from the ground up to keep that original spirit even if the gameplay has changed quite a bit over the years. DNF is what you get when the lead creative director insists on putting damn near every new piece of gameplay from the last 12 years and changing engines constantly and at one point development actually stopping because the original studio going bankrupt, among other things, and then eventually being picked up by Gearbox to ship a frankensteins monster of a game out the door. DNF didn't just fail, it was made to fail from the start.
Doom 2016 is an arcade arena shooter with power fantasy narrative, and classic Doom is gothic sci-fi horror fps, what "spirit" are you talking about? The fact that DOOM 2016 was meant to be sci-fi CoD clone that got rectified proves only that AAA corporations have some miniscule chance to innovate or to risk, not that they naturally capable of implementing classic game archetypes. DNF story just looks like 3 good games that was sabotaged and 1 awful game that got released.
Maledict the original doom wasn’t horror and it was a power fantasy as well
Maledict the only “gothic horror “ doom was sigil and some levels in 64,oh yeah and doom 3 but even then that failed at horror and was just unnecessarily dark to the point where I couldn’t see shit
@@jemperdiller oh yea its so gottic and terrifing playing doom 1 and 2 you know listening too the metal music while killing orders of demons from hell while you control a badass
@@jagtech490 and sigil inst a official product
Duke: "I got your Planck Length right here, baby"
That was a beautiful self-roast.
"I'll have to take your word for it, I don't carry my scanning electron microscope with me." Would've been a good follow up from her
"I remember when Duke could hold his breath"
Yeah for like fifteen seconds because he took steroids and had no cardio whatsoever.
@K Korona If cardio is for communists why are good running shoes so damn expensive? :(
@K Korona So we can either be a commie or contract heart disease from lack of exercise? Just as well I hate greedy corporations like Gearbox and one of my favourite colors is red...
@K Korona pfft, nice. Thanks for the chuckle
K Korona why does cardio have anything to do with government systems or economic systems? Are there not wolves?
@@Hamun002 communism stinks
To this day, I'm still convinced the "Looks like you're... Fucked" line was added to the script last minute, either by or at the request of Pitchford. Even for a guy as crass and unlikable as Duke, it seems _very_ out of character for him, especially considering all the effort Duke goes through to try and save the twins (And also considering his lines for when you kill a cocooned woman are mostly on the sadder side). Randy must've either added that in while Jon St. John was away, or slipped him $50 to say it and then had it added to the scene where it would literally be _the_ most inappropriate thing for the main character to say. It honestly sounds like something Duke would've said to Dillon as he bled out, before walking away and remarking that "He won't be in the sequel."
There's a lot wrong with this game, and I'd estimate about 70-80 percent of that can be traced back to Pitchford.
Male feminists are always hiding something fucked up
I think it just a case that Duke was never a well written character in the first place. In the Duke 3d he was mostly just taking one liners from famous movies. Duke never really had any kind of consistent character, he's meant to be a ladies man that every woman has the hots for yet hangs around strippers and hookers and talks like the kind of guy that a woman would blow off after 30 seconds of interacting with him. The original incubator levels worked because they seemed like a smuty but cartoony take on Aliens, it was light hearted ,the new level went with realism and that just gave it a really creepy rape fantasy vibe. The "Looks like you're... Fucked" line actually seems like it fits with 3d realms humour especially 90's Shadow Warrior.
@@kinganarkzie While duke is not well written, he does have a clear character. He is your average 80s muscleman badass action hero. But then everything is ramped up to the point of ridicule, and everyone pretends he's awesome while he really is a shallow guy. They couldve fixed the hive level easily, duke comes in, mows down the aliens and frees the women and tells them to get out of there. Then he gets to the twins, breaks them out, and they are too weakened to walk on their own. So duke is like "yeah im not leaving any babes behind" stacks them on his shoulder and holds them in place with one arm, while the other hand is free to gun down aliens. That way you have a perfect duke moment, two hot girls (or at least thats what they are supposed to be i guess) in one hand, a big gun in the other.
@@anonvideo738 adding to that the game could make you choose which twin to take it for an achievement or unlockable or whatever you can try to take both and not be able to use any guns and use the mighty boot
@@anonvideo738 I like your version of the Hive better than what we got but it further highlights my point, in Duke 3D he never did anything like what you're describing. Every woman he came across he either killed or gave them money to show him their boobs. We are each filling in the blanks in our head about how affected he was by these interactions, maybe he was torn up about having to kill them or maybe he just thought "well that's another girl I wont get a chance to fuck". I reckon the developers probably never gave much thought to it, it was all about what was cool in the moment.
If they make another Duke game I would like them to go in the direction you have described, pistol fire being able to explode cars, explosions being escable by simply running and jump in the other direction maybe even triggering slow motion, Duke having to answer to an angry police chief etc. A real 80's action movie send up.
Sooo...did our civvie die and now we've got an alternate timeline civvie here now?
Also imagine dying and the last game you played was dnf. Tragic.
i feel his pain and sorrow through the whole video
my sister got lupus from DNF and died tragically the next day
@@Karn3fice u a house m.d. fan?
At least it wasn't TekWar. Imagine having that being the last game you played.
Erik Gorley-Scoffin I don’t care if I have climb out of hell its self I would not let that be the last game I play
The "whoa that waters cold, and deep too." will always get me just because you can hear Jon break character for a seconds by letting a few laughs sneak in.
The funny thing for me is, whenever Duke said this in my playthroughs of the game, it was never when he entered or touched any water; he said it almost every time he used a toilet and it flushed.
@@dieselpunk4117that’s the point of the line. it’s a shitty joke about how long his dick is
I love the reference to "i have no mouth and i must scream" when he talks about the hate he has for Dillon
same, dude!
Why oh why is that kind of line not in the game itself.
I just caught that
pro i have no mouth when civvie?
Too bad Hellison was an edgy a-hole.