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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Ever since the first apes climbed out of the trees, there were apes who did it faster. Some apes just fell out of the tree. It's a sad fact that all apes are not created equal.
    Presenting our newest tree-climbing-down simulator, matchmaking. Play alone or with your friends against players of similar skill levels. Climb out of that tree at your own speed, confident that the apes around you aren't beating you to the bananas. Which technically grow IN trees, but maybe the ripest ones probably fall to the ground? Yeah, that makes sense. Look, this isn't a banana simulator, people.

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  • @Hank8366
    @Hank8366 11 месяцев назад +3486

    Fun fact! The reason why the red mercs were moving slowly is a reference to the actual meet your match waiting time!

    • @elfascisto6549
      @elfascisto6549 10 месяцев назад +100

      Valve 2.99999 steps ahead of everyone

    • @fightingtable
      @fightingtable 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@elfascisto6549we need that 3 so badly man

    • @123ili
      @123ili 9 месяцев назад +13

    • @A_OBC
      @A_OBC 9 месяцев назад +7

      So true

    • @Spoptimal
      @Spoptimal 9 месяцев назад

      @@123ili

  • @leonaswind
    @leonaswind 3 года назад +6620

    i like how they arent actually in slow motion they just move really slow to piss the other off

    • @Maxi-Gonz.
      @Maxi-Gonz. Год назад +195

      _“That's da spirit!”_
      - The Demoman

    • @salfoyer2411
      @salfoyer2411 Год назад +171

      Wait hold on how is the medic doing that?

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X Год назад +42

      @@salfoyer2411 I think it's when you win Rock Paper Scissors

    • @manoluigisupershow1411
      @manoluigisupershow1411 Год назад +51

      0:12
      You can actually see Scout blinking very fast for a second

    • @axie4777
      @axie4777 Год назад +18

      @@salfoyer2411 i mean he's the Medic

  • @Moon_GUY_number_1
    @Moon_GUY_number_1 7 месяцев назад +608

    Community: “These updates are terrible!”
    Valve: “Guess we’ll stop”

  • @tailorpronower8311
    @tailorpronower8311 2 года назад +1294

    it is impressive how the sniper stands still without having one of his legs

  • @luizoe364
    @luizoe364 7 лет назад +34929

    wait your match

    • @beggarsbazooka9517
      @beggarsbazooka9517 5 лет назад +455

      true

    • @Engifarting456
      @Engifarting456 5 лет назад +191

      Yes

    • @topminator1667
      @topminator1667 5 лет назад +183

      Our influence grows!

    • @brujyyy
      @brujyyy 4 года назад +171

      matchmaking_competitive_time : wait 690040; match_found; wait 10; connect_serverip

    • @mercry2474
      @mercry2474 4 года назад +34

      W Anson yes where is the communism

  • @SaltyPhish
    @SaltyPhish 8 лет назад +22949

    Blue deserved to lose here they had a sniper, a spy, and no medic

    • @Artvader_AF
      @Artvader_AF 8 лет назад +610

      *BLU, GIT YA FACTZ ROIGHT.

    • @only4strings331
      @only4strings331 8 лет назад +118

      ayy it's Salty

    • @VariXx
      @VariXx 8 лет назад +148

      Nah they had a Lucio.

    • @nexreonart
      @nexreonart 8 лет назад +26

      +Artvader your avatar is perfect

    • @nexreonart
      @nexreonart 8 лет назад +6

      +Woof Bork lmao

  • @RandomRyan
    @RandomRyan 3 года назад +9230

    RED: Team with a balance of good classes
    BLU: Team with 3 Spies

    • @orange0666
      @orange0666 3 года назад +149

      that's the joke

    • @user-pz4ix2vc3d
      @user-pz4ix2vc3d 3 года назад +317

      One time I winned a competitive match with 5 spies and 1 medic, god bless the old DR and ambassador.

    • @a_estuff9401
      @a_estuff9401 2 года назад +11

      abd ckk

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 2 года назад +61

      Why is blue team this hated by valve? Blues my fav color

    • @RandomRyan
      @RandomRyan 2 года назад +86

      @@Mewdo45 Idk. It just started out that way, so I guess Valve decided to keep things RED favoured.

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms Год назад +2152

    Love how Red team isn't actually celebrating in slow motion. They're just moving super slowly to LOOK like they're celebrating in slow motion

    • @BGI_guy
      @BGI_guy Год назад +105

      And Medic can appearantly defy gravity to an extent

    • @endobendo2011
      @endobendo2011 Год назад +7

      @@BGI_guylul

    • @the_dude_who_asked
      @the_dude_who_asked Год назад +12

      ​@@BGI_guyprobably
      Dude put a robbers soul in a pumkin

    • @Amber-_-514
      @Amber-_-514 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@the_dude_who_askedjust casually builds an anti-gravity machine for the sole purpose of pissng Blu off. Not even to help in battle. Just to piss blu off

  • @brennanmason1973
    @brennanmason1973 5 лет назад +18148

    The BLU team is miserable because they had to wait an hour just to lose with ease.

    • @grandaduck
      @grandaduck 4 года назад +317

      me every competitive match

    • @eatyourcereal5651
      @eatyourcereal5651 4 года назад +205

      And they had a sniper and a spy with no medic

    • @blank3683
      @blank3683 4 года назад +110

      I wonder why valve hates blu

    • @S3NS_
      @S3NS_ 4 года назад +20

      @@grandaduck **casual**

    • @grandaduck
      @grandaduck 4 года назад +52

      @@S3NS_ no, every competitive match, i wait a good while anticipating a challenging match just to end up paired with a team who has no idea what they're doing and then some tier 3 veterans on the other team, its why i play casual

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 4 года назад +5264

    RED: TF2 developers feeling proud
    BLU: TF2 players knowing they'll retire before the next update

  • @saltedkiwi4812
    @saltedkiwi4812 6 лет назад +9428

    Meet Your Match Update: Who are you?
    Jungle Inferno Update: I’m you but actually done properly

    • @carolthepyro899
      @carolthepyro899 6 лет назад +361

      Blue Moon Update: hello
      Jungle Inferno Update: and who are you?
      Blue Moon Update: i'm also you but perfected.

    • @Soneone.
      @Soneone. 6 лет назад +312

      Heavy update: hello comrades
      Jungle Inferno: who tf are you?
      Heavy Update: the update YOU killed

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 лет назад +98

      Jungle Inferno Update: Who are you?
      Scream Fortress X Update: I'm you but loved by everyone

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 5 лет назад +90

      Beatles Rock band:Who are you?
      Gaben:I'm Gabe Newell

    • @chirris3527
      @chirris3527 5 лет назад +38

      Uber update: hi kid
      Jungle inferno update: who are you?
      Uber update: i am your ancestor and a great hero, i came from the past to see the future of my legacy and i am so disappointed of you son
      Jungle inferno Update : ; _ ;

  • @ToppHatt_8000
    @ToppHatt_8000 10 месяцев назад +141

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pyro's clapping at 0:21 is in time with the beat of the music.

    • @canoistercat
      @canoistercat 9 месяцев назад +6

      ITS SO CUTE WHEN PYRO CLAPS LIKE THAT

    • @qiqi_playz4554
      @qiqi_playz4554 4 месяца назад

      @@canoistercatsubscribing to you because of your awesome pfp and name.

  • @inferno9132
    @inferno9132 4 года назад +2504

    The mode is so good it makes u wait 5 hours for someone to just leave and make u wait again

  • @br4ss_crusader973
    @br4ss_crusader973 3 года назад +4299

    0:05 we kicked the bot
    0:14 another one enters in
    0:21 it still gets dominated

    • @purzenlightened
      @purzenlightened 3 года назад +171

      0:14 And another cames in

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 3 года назад +32

      @@purzenlightened
      Like the construction worker said:
      Grrrrr *incomprehensible grunt

    • @purzenlightened
      @purzenlightened 3 года назад +8

      @@davisdf3064 lol :D

    • @Akunai_
      @Akunai_ 3 года назад +5

      You must have spy crab bots lol

    • @Beltboy
      @Beltboy 3 года назад +5

      @@davisdf3064
      That's
      The Engineer

  • @zaezae64
    @zaezae64 4 года назад +2462

    I miss when Valve cared.

    • @thex2983
      @thex2983 3 года назад +87

      We all do man, we all do.

    • @dragoner3211
      @dragoner3211 2 года назад +57

      I miss when TF2 community wasn't selfish, greedy, toxic.

    • @locoluc
      @locoluc 2 года назад +108

      @@dragoner3211 all the og’s now are gatekeepers and toxic towards new players, but they complain all the time that the game is dead lmaooooo

    • @dragoner3211
      @dragoner3211 2 года назад +23

      @@locoluc there is just so much to complain about this community.

    • @Cheddsar
      @Cheddsar 2 года назад +7

      Everything except the linux part is degenerate garbage. You old players gatekeep the game and cry when you say its dead

  • @GWIAReal
    @GWIAReal 2 года назад +281

    I once had an amazing match in competitive where my team got a win with 5 scouts and one medic, it was beautiful. I even started an entire joke where every sentence has to include Boston in it

  • @namelessjuan4696
    @namelessjuan4696 8 лет назад +218

    Server waiting simulator 2016 - IGN 20/10

    • @adria8021
      @adria8021 8 лет назад +1

      just give time to valve, relax

    • @WhatStef
      @WhatStef 8 лет назад +8

      "give time to valve" you're hilarious.

    • @KentzHodiono
      @KentzHodiono 8 лет назад +2

      Still waiting for HL3. I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be out last week

    • @adria8021
      @adria8021 8 лет назад +1

      WhatStef yes, they did wrong putting the update so fast

    • @nepnepnepnepnep
      @nepnepnepnepnep 8 лет назад +1

      takes a minimum of 5 minutes for me

  • @stxx5662
    @stxx5662 5 лет назад +3295

    4 years later and they still don't fix that bug where you can't vote for the next map, takes hours to find a match in competitive, cheaters still can't be kicked from competitive matches, you're put into games that are about to finish and in the loser team... by far the most worthless update yet.

    • @gasparmxm
      @gasparmxm 5 лет назад +101

      Well, when I used to play tf2 in 2010 I was wishing you could play at 3 am, but every server was empty at 3 am. Now you can play even at 6 am and you can find server with players at any hour, this update made me come back to tf2 after being years playing DotA

    • @pepkoko2229
      @pepkoko2229 4 года назад +74

      They still don’t patch that bug where you can’t vote for the next map

    • @cacti4926
      @cacti4926 4 года назад +56

      Wait the thing when you cant vote for a map its a bug? I tought it was feature to incentivize playing in different maps rather than playing upward or nothing

    • @sn4rrk
      @sn4rrk 4 года назад +1

      I'm fine with those, but I just wanna connect directly to a valvs server for once.

    • @ilikewindows3455
      @ilikewindows3455 4 года назад +70

      There's actually a command to fix that
      When the vote doesn't work, type either one of the following
      Next_map_vote 0: this will vote for the same map you've played on again
      Next_map_vote 1: will vote for the map in the middle
      Next_map_vote 2: will vote for the map to the right.
      No one knows about this despite how many people I tell it to but hey, it's fun being able to literally choose the next map the whole server has to play on now :3

  • @roblosonic505
    @roblosonic505 5 лет назад +9235

    When this update was released
    Valve: this, is the update
    Players: dear god.....
    Valve: there’s more
    Players: no.....

    • @audriannaashg5212
      @audriannaashg5212 4 года назад +17

      Lol😆

    • @p_filippouz
      @p_filippouz 4 года назад +209

      More like: there's no more!

    • @s.n.a.r.k.5146
      @s.n.a.r.k.5146 4 года назад +48

      It contains the dying wish of every men.

    • @SleBoy
      @SleBoy 4 года назад +18

      There is NO MORE

    • @rkgim
      @rkgim 4 года назад +44

      This, is jungle inferno
      Dear god...
      There’s no more
      *NO*

  • @notnice-9623
    @notnice-9623 3 месяца назад +27

    How to kill a video game with just one overhaul.

  • @justabiscuit1794
    @justabiscuit1794 4 года назад +1041

    “After 10 years, we’re introducing game balance”
    They didn’t introduce game balance

    • @1_vs_1a
      @1_vs_1a 3 года назад +22

      "After 10 years we're finaly find a match"

    • @Real_Ema_Skye
      @Real_Ema_Skye 3 года назад +8

      Yooo our pfps are similar

    • @justabiscuit1794
      @justabiscuit1794 3 года назад +5

      @@Real_Ema_Skye not anymore… i am sorry

    • @Real_Ema_Skye
      @Real_Ema_Skye 3 года назад +3

      @@justabiscuit1794 sadly

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 года назад

      I don’t understand why the tough brake update didn’t get so much hate? To me is as bad as this one (I ask for forgiveness for my poor use of the English language)

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 7 лет назад +4271

    Also known as "the worst mistake in Valve history".

    • @TooMuchSascha
      @TooMuchSascha 6 лет назад +224

      CSGO still takes that trophy

    • @christophervaldez8421
      @christophervaldez8421 6 лет назад +50

      Too Much Sus I think banning weaboo games and half life 3 are better choices

    • @TooMuchSascha
      @TooMuchSascha 6 лет назад +79

      Neither of those things ever happened

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 лет назад +8

      Christopher Valdez half life 3 would be cool but weeb games yes

    • @JohnSmith-es2fh
      @JohnSmith-es2fh 6 лет назад +47

      What about artifuckt?

  • @danielsamaniego8133
    @danielsamaniego8133 5 лет назад +423

    The update that was so bad we are still affected to this day

    • @nickwasnothere4924
      @nickwasnothere4924 3 года назад +6

      The comp mode is awful. A lot of potential and improvement gone to waste

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 3 года назад +13

      @BasicallyRandom Anytime a bunch of players are in a match it is COMPETITIVE!
      Unless it's a causal!

    • @oihowsitgoingthere6934
      @oihowsitgoingthere6934 3 года назад +3

      I started Tf2 about 2 weeks ago, what happened in this update?

    • @nickwasnothere4924
      @nickwasnothere4924 3 года назад +11

      @@oihowsitgoingthere6934 the update added a competitive mode which sounds good, but the way they implemented it was bad.

    • @nickwasnothere4924
      @nickwasnothere4924 3 года назад

      @BasicallyRandom yeah, queuing for a comp lobby is hard and there aren't any weapon bans

  • @Joe-3.
    @Joe-3. 3 года назад +972

    “Team Fortress 2 Free To Play”
    We literally can’t even chat anymore, like come on.

    • @mohammadfato_8514
      @mohammadfato_8514 3 года назад +79

      f2p supremacy

    • @re4796
      @re4796 3 года назад +165

      They said free to play, not free to chat.

    • @Mik-kv8xx
      @Mik-kv8xx 3 года назад +113

      The bots gotten premium account so this is just a middle finger for f2p's

    • @Joe-3.
      @Joe-3. 3 года назад +109

      @@TheGrammarNazi123 I just think that you shouldn’t have to pay real money to be able to call for a medic. I mean, I don’t live in America.

    • @Joe-3.
      @Joe-3. 3 года назад +41

      @@TheGrammarNazi123 Yeah, that’s why i stopped playing. Even in MVM i can’t call for a medic.

  • @terrypennington2519
    @terrypennington2519 5 лет назад +335

    0:15 How we all felt after this update.

    • @coIlgnu
      @coIlgnu 3 года назад +8

      Rewind must be 1 hour long

  • @Videogamer96_
    @Videogamer96_ 8 лет назад +636

    Inb4 Overwatch fans feel the need to tell everyone their game is better

  • @voughklry8362
    @voughklry8362 6 лет назад +159

    Top 10 moments taken before disaster

  • @C00LGuy47
    @C00LGuy47 2 года назад +70

    0:16 in the background you can see a sign (presumably for the BLU team) saying “LOSERS” implying that they had a sort podium where they were shamed by the red team, just makes me crack a smile and makes me sad for the BLU team considering how broken up they are.

  • @d180jnr
    @d180jnr 8 лет назад +1989

    Too bad it takes an hour to find a casual game

    • @wiley2592
      @wiley2592 8 лет назад +10

      Legit

    • @OzzyFoxMercury
      @OzzyFoxMercury 8 лет назад +115

      Yeah tf2 is dead, over watch didn't kill it, it commited suicide

    • @PootisArchiveshh
      @PootisArchiveshh 8 лет назад +10

      Major updates bring problems like that. Valve will fix it, probably xD

    • @PootisArchiveshh
      @PootisArchiveshh 8 лет назад +3

      ***** yeeeah.........
      I REALLY hope they will do something about it tho......

    • @wiley2592
      @wiley2592 8 лет назад +8

      It is Valve so they most likely will, it's just a matter of how long will it take.

  • @wiley2592
    @wiley2592 8 лет назад +148

    Now only if the servers fuckin worked...

    • @adria8021
      @adria8021 8 лет назад

      they are working on this, be pacienr

    • @KentzHodiono
      @KentzHodiono 8 лет назад

      +ANT753 I thought you said be cancer. Something wrong with my brain...

    • @adria8021
      @adria8021 8 лет назад

      Kentz Hodiono LoL

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 8 лет назад +1

      Dude give it some time. This always happens in new updates.
      - Valve makes a new update for a new mode
      - Game ends up being glitchy and broken for a bit
      - Valve fixes
      - Boom, done.
      Take my advice, when there is a new update, wait like a week and a half before trying it

    • @likesubcribeandalsocomment5330
      @likesubcribeandalsocomment5330 8 лет назад

      it does

  • @behemothbear
    @behemothbear 8 лет назад +46

    *_"no class or weapon restrictions"_*
    Oh.

    • @Andri474
      @Andri474 8 лет назад +15

      Wait....
      Crap. Better grab my Phlog.

    • @deaththekid922
      @deaththekid922 8 лет назад +2

      and i will get my Huntsman , imo 90% of my Headshots werent actually headshot :P

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 8 лет назад

      thats a good ecision

    • @CrafTonyiHun20
      @CrafTonyiHun20 8 лет назад +5

      The Phlog is really bad if your enemy is competent enough TO FUCKING RETREAT.

    • @ThePlayX3
      @ThePlayX3 8 лет назад

      I'll see you at the Update Balance Notes !

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 3 года назад +306

    Over four years later and I STILL wish they'd remove matchmaking and bring back just having official servers on the server list.

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 3 года назад +23

      This. At this point there would be no downside, since you can leave and enter in the middle of a match now

    • @user-qc8jd5tw6s
      @user-qc8jd5tw6s 2 года назад +16

      Nah that's lame and I don't want community's servers lame plugins/admins

    • @Ultra289
      @Ultra289 2 года назад +1

      @@user-qc8jd5tw6s
      Same

    • @itsame9647
      @itsame9647 2 года назад +8

      @@user-qc8jd5tw6s true, i hate dumb admin rules. Casual servers of today would be just perfect if they simply got rid of bots

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 2 года назад +12

      It might be a cost thing. With Casual mode they can just load the map players are looking for, instead of having to keep ten empty Hydro servers running 24/7.

  • @RubbishDM
    @RubbishDM 8 лет назад +724

    Overwatch players are like the Vegans of team based first person shooters, they gotta constantly remind everyone that they're better people.

  • @justmarek7788
    @justmarek7788 4 года назад +10

    2016: meet your match
    2020: meet your spinbot

  • @deusvult7544
    @deusvult7544 8 лет назад +918

    Rip pubs
    Gone, but not forgotten.

    • @deusvult7544
      @deusvult7544 8 лет назад +71

      BRING IT BACK VALVE
      BRING PUBS BACK

    • @Inurian59
      @Inurian59 6 лет назад +18

      I know it's two years ago, but why did you say this? Pubs were still there, just harder to get to

    • @josephstalin8337
      @josephstalin8337 4 года назад +1

      @@deusvult7544 brought back

    • @CodenameBolts
      @CodenameBolts 4 года назад +2

      @@ColeMOSauce I think they mean community servers? I started the game in 2017 and I still don't understand this term.

    • @Toooooaaaaad
      @Toooooaaaaad 4 года назад +24

      @@CodenameBolts pubs are just casual mode games

  • @mochino_mocha7357
    @mochino_mocha7357 3 года назад +104

    I like how engi is the one in the wheelchair when sniper literally has no leg

    • @georgeking3309
      @georgeking3309 2 года назад +4

      hahaha

    • @laylaruan
      @laylaruan 11 месяцев назад +2

      He had dibs

    • @Amber-_-514
      @Amber-_-514 9 месяцев назад +6

      He got so good at being an owl that he tried to be a flamingo

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 7 месяцев назад +3

      Engi probably got paralyzed from the waist down

  • @downp0urr
    @downp0urr 3 года назад +92

    I like how everyone’s posing or dancing but Pyro’s just happy to be there

  • @gheamaya3099
    @gheamaya3099 3 года назад +73

    0:05 scream fortress
    0:14 f2p still being muted
    0:21 new maps

    • @HKvoidGhost
      @HKvoidGhost 3 года назад +4

      0:14 Bot Crisis

    • @greekpestnyc3145
      @greekpestnyc3145 3 года назад +2

      0:14 years since the last major update

    • @yeetandyum3709
      @yeetandyum3709 3 года назад

      still the worst update

    • @Excaliburdude
      @Excaliburdude 3 года назад

      An easy solution to f2p being muted is that you will need almost 5 hours of game before get the chat n' stuff

    • @cristob6382
      @cristob6382 2 года назад

      @@HKvoidGhost 0:21 meramus and monoculus

  • @martymcfly2863
    @martymcfly2863 8 лет назад +41

    Soldier: Any second now....
    9 years later...

  • @reewith4Es
    @reewith4Es 3 года назад +130

    Fun Fact: there is an area underneath Granary and if you noclip inside can see this scene but without the mercs

    • @pyrogenic
      @pyrogenic 3 года назад +6

      I remember seeing this on ctf_viaduct, some other maps have it as well

    • @the4thtomato138
      @the4thtomato138 Год назад

      They just go there for the annual winners party straight after the battle. No healing or anything, just how they were when it ended to flex on the years losers (thats my theory)

    • @SashaTheGun
      @SashaTheGun Год назад +11

      Well this area exists under every map that is connected to Competitive gamemode

    • @poker3542
      @poker3542 Год назад +2

      Its under all maps that has comp in it

  • @helix2331
    @helix2331 3 года назад +160

    it makes wayyyyy more sense if you imagine blu as the community and red as valve, feeling proud that they made an update at all

    • @natanaelkevin2025
      @natanaelkevin2025 3 года назад +1

      I mean its true, valve probably is the most profitable company in the world right now

    • @nainorotodox
      @nainorotodox 2 года назад +2

      @@natanaelkevin2025 lmao Gaben wishes. It's profitable, but nowhere near as the supergiant corporations

    • @natanaelkevin2025
      @natanaelkevin2025 2 года назад +3

      @@nainorotodox it is bro in terms of product to profit margin.. tell me what product does valve made in the last 10 years except for half life alyx, other supergiant has to constantly updated their products while valve literally dont have to, because they dont have competition, and i've read somewhere that they have to fire some of their workers because of lack of work in the office

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight Месяц назад +1

      @@nainorotodoxthey made 10 billion in 2022, thats a fuckin lot lmao

  • @bellum5432
    @bellum5432 Месяц назад +6

    This mode came out 8 years ago, i'm still in queue for a single match

  • @fcnth
    @fcnth 3 месяца назад +10

    When you kill a perfectly functional quickplay system to placate 0.1% of the playerbase

  • @thefierycharmeleon164
    @thefierycharmeleon164 3 месяца назад +11

    How to kill a game with one update.

  • @MrCrossa
    @MrCrossa 8 лет назад +97

    You were the chosen one! It was said that casual play would remain separate from competitive play, not join them!
    You were to bring balance to competitive and casual, not leave casual in darkness!

    • @pkvox155
      @pkvox155 4 года назад

      They never left casual in the darkness lol what

    • @coolisticdude10.09
      @coolisticdude10.09 4 года назад +2

      @@pkvox155 It's a reference to Star Wars probably.

    • @pkvox155
      @pkvox155 4 года назад

      @@coolisticdude10.09 probably

    • @last.atlantean
      @last.atlantean 4 года назад +3

      Valve: I HATE YOU!

  • @brass5327
    @brass5327 8 лет назад +245

    inb4 tf2 gets filled with salty tryhards comparing their ranks and shit

    • @thesteamguy6171
      @thesteamguy6171 8 лет назад +20

      every single game with ranks has people like that, lol.

    • @brass5327
      @brass5327 8 лет назад +12

      inb4 tf2 gambling

    • @thesteamguy6171
      @thesteamguy6171 8 лет назад +12

      brassY there already was, but it was shut down after the scandal

    • @blackcosmogirl
      @blackcosmogirl 8 лет назад +2

      already happened bud

    • @brass5327
      @brass5327 8 лет назад +6

      blackcosmogirl
      don't you "bud" me, bud

  • @handsomejack8797
    @handsomejack8797 6 лет назад +366

    The worst thing that ever happened to TF2. Makes End of the Line look like the WAR! update.

    • @neondead2.0.15
      @neondead2.0.15 4 года назад +16

      Why almost everone love end of the line update and hate invasion update ? I really love invasion update.

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +22

      the worst thing to ever happen to tf2 was when valve decided to make all but 2-3 people work on half life alyx

    • @coffeetext
      @coffeetext 4 года назад +5

      Mr. Bonnie Bon
      I don’t think anyone within Valve was necessarily forced to work on HLA. The company’s structure means that staff naturally gravitated to the next big thing and left their usual projects of interest, i.e. TF2, to work on said big thing, for which they’d be paid the same wages as if they hadn’t.

    • @yarknark
      @yarknark 4 года назад +15

      @@jockeyfield1954 I'm pretty sure a lot of tf2 devs went to work on Half-Life Alyx by choice. Now that its published they could be working on some sort of DLC or devs have moved back to to their stations if they wanted to, which likely means that some tf2 devs who worked on Half-Life Alyx have moved back.

    • @eevee_mon
      @eevee_mon 2 года назад

      valve kinda fucked over EOTL tbh

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 3 года назад +50

    I like how they kept Blu team alive just for this

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 4 года назад +831

    0:04 *Everyone after noticing the new update of TF2*
    0:14 *Everyone after realizing it's the worst update*
    0:15 *Valve trying to fix TF2*
    0:20 *Everyone still playing TF2 even if it's already broken but not dead cause it has 3HP*

    • @lukeonuke
      @lukeonuke 4 года назад +5

      Welp now its dead, hack vs hack games

    • @blank4844
      @blank4844 4 года назад +19

      @@lukeonuke
      I find cheaters per 5 matches so its not a tragedy

    • @gioisgud
      @gioisgud 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @smileyphantom2838
      @smileyphantom2838 4 года назад +3

      I deal with bots via Caberknight, *WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL?!?!?!?*

    • @ilikewindows3455
      @ilikewindows3455 4 года назад +5

      @@blank4844 I find cheaters in every game. If I join a lobby, there's a 90% there's a cheater who hasn't been kicked yet running havoc. If I'm on a server and there's an open player slot, there's a 50% a hacker bot will join in and wreak havoc

  • @texanterror2559
    @texanterror2559 8 лет назад +42

    Have we ever seen the Scout do the Carlton dance?

    • @Artvader_AF
      @Artvader_AF 8 лет назад +3

      I think It's a new taunt.

    • @ramradj6248
      @ramradj6248 8 лет назад +1

      ye he was doing it in expiration date movie ruclips.net/video/GLlLQ3LmZWU/видео.htmlm27s

    • @EternumTagerMain
      @EternumTagerMain 8 лет назад +1

      In expiration date we can see him at: 7:29

    • @praimi13
      @praimi13 8 лет назад +4

      well that's certainly not unusual

    • @texanterror2559
      @texanterror2559 8 лет назад

      Hatsune Slime Hina [i tried]

  • @ChargeJN
    @ChargeJN 7 лет назад +78

    I'd just like to point out that the sniper's doing his "mannrobics" dance

    • @kyy3724
      @kyy3724 3 года назад +5

      Everyone but pyro is

    • @beggarsbazooka9517
      @beggarsbazooka9517 3 года назад +8

      @@kyy3724 Medic is doing the square dance i think and Scout is doing the Carlton

    • @johnmichaelbacus1172
      @johnmichaelbacus1172 3 года назад +5

      demos doing his own mannrobics too!

  • @MrFireWolf
    @MrFireWolf 2 месяца назад +5

    can't believe valve did an animated short about tf2's death

  • @hailhydra3058
    @hailhydra3058 5 лет назад +409

    the update that made me quit this game for 3 years

    • @cochin21yt81
      @cochin21yt81 4 года назад +4

      Hail Hydra and you play now?

    • @teddiabetes1482
      @teddiabetes1482 4 года назад +36

      I moved to community servers for like a month after this update came out and quit until the Jungle Inferno update. Played the game for 2 months after that update and since then I didn't play at all until just recently. And still, after all this time, the matchmaking is still godawful. The game was in a far better place pre MYM in almost every respect. Half the server typically leaves after rounds end, cheaters are in every game, people vote for the same few maps over and over again, you can't choose your team, almost all of the scout weapons are dogshit for some reason, lobbies are often half full, autobalance is lackluster as hell, the pointless leveling system adds nothing to the game other than a visual glitch that still hasn't been fixed yet. Just awful stuff. They traded an efficient matchmaking system that always got me into a game in 2-8 seconds for one gamemode for a matchmaking system that takes 30 seconds to get me into a half full server if I ask it to search for 4 gamemodes.

    • @defaultoperator5414
      @defaultoperator5414 4 года назад +7

      Same I started playing tf2 during the gun metal update and then I stopped after jungle inferno this quarantine got me back in tf2

    • @97LiuBei
      @97LiuBei 4 года назад +1

      @-KracN- I got into TF2 around 2013 and I left the game totally in 2018 but I came back two years later because of Rick May and started playing around with the Workshop features.

    • @dizzynoodles1758
      @dizzynoodles1758 4 года назад +8

      I quit and am never going back. I moved on to TF2Classic

  • @soleanna14
    @soleanna14 8 лет назад +633

    Overwatch didn't kill TF2.
    Valve killed TF2.

    • @cooki3monsta119
      @cooki3monsta119 8 лет назад +17

      IT'S TWO DIFFERENT GAMES!!! EVEN IF OVERWATCH HAS BOROWED SOME THINGS FROM TF2!!! OVERWATCH IS IPhone and TF2 is Samsung -_-

    • @isecream
      @isecream 8 лет назад +4

      Almost, but it is still playable. Now we must wait for the new update.

    • @AdamDeOldSport
      @AdamDeOldSport 5 лет назад +19

      "Almost" killed tf2, but Jungle inferno saved it

    • @mariobros68
      @mariobros68 4 года назад

      @@AdamDeOldSport yeah....
      Excpet there's My Little Pony

    • @AdamDeOldSport
      @AdamDeOldSport 4 года назад +4

      Btw, why are there so many angry comments? What's wrong?

  • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
    @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 года назад +46

    The blue engineer is basically my reaction to the update

  • @VeryHighPriest
    @VeryHighPriest 2 месяца назад +9

    and it was all down hill from here

  • @FlairTF2
    @FlairTF2 8 лет назад +268

    So ... does this mean that comp matchmaking is finally there? O.o

  • @AshleySOAD
    @AshleySOAD 4 года назад +93

    Update that killed like 90% of community servers, thanks for caring for us valve :)))))))

    • @dragoner3211
      @dragoner3211 2 года назад +12

      Nah bro.
      The update that killed like 90% of the community servers was the community itself

    • @grenadier20
      @grenadier20 2 года назад

      @@dragoner3211 you really hate the tf2 community don't you

  • @Krunkidile
    @Krunkidile 8 лет назад +785

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1

  • @pvpchicker7858
    @pvpchicker7858 3 года назад +44

    Gotta love it when Valve just put “Team Fortress 2 free to play” at the end of the video about a gamemode that you need to *pay to play*

  • @doctorgroom5457
    @doctorgroom5457 8 лет назад +19

    meet your match? better say "meet-your-willingness-to-wait-30-hours-for-a-match update"

  • @heavyweaponsguy8568
    @heavyweaponsguy8568 7 лет назад +12

    WHO SEND ALL THIS BABIES TO WORK FOR TF2?

  • @spookyghost7515
    @spookyghost7515 8 лет назад +709

    Sorry valve.
    Ive left tf2 for a better experience.
    MIENCRAFT PVP1!11!

    • @aethirion3713
      @aethirion3713 8 лет назад +88

      u pleb club pengion is the superor fps experience

    • @dornkthepanda
      @dornkthepanda 8 лет назад

      +Noah Kearns (DemonicGaming) no fgt qu33ns of 3st4r14 is the ultimate FPS game

    • @djoka000
      @djoka000 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @petem8494
      @petem8494 8 лет назад +3

      MIENCRAF PVP IS BETTER THAN AL GAEMS!!!!1!+!

    • @user-ri9rx
      @user-ri9rx 8 лет назад +11

      roblox iz betr ten al u gams u suk dye

  • @lennyface6828
    @lennyface6828 9 месяцев назад +14

    Years later I can say this "killed" my favorite game

    • @photonforce08
      @photonforce08 9 месяцев назад +3

      is it still your favorite game

    • @supermexicanroboninja3116
      @supermexicanroboninja3116 7 месяцев назад

      Last I checked TF2 has around 50k average players.
      Dark Souls, which people still consider to be very much alive, can't even reach 5k.

    • @lennyface6828
      @lennyface6828 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@supermexicanroboninja3116 This depends your definition of what I said. I was referring to how poorly the meet your match update was rolled out which has been the "start" of Valve's continuous mistreatment of TF2, even today. I still consider TF2 killed in spirit but the game is by no means dead. I am saying this as a fan who still plays the game since 2014.

    • @lennyface6828
      @lennyface6828 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@photonforce08 Sorry for the month late reply but YES. It's easily my one of favorite games which is why I'm so negatively vocal on Valve's treatment of TF2

    • @photonforce08
      @photonforce08 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@lennyface6828 same

  • @coriedepp388
    @coriedepp388 8 лет назад +510

    i find it unfair that the red team is always winning

    • @faze_d4nk775
      @faze_d4nk775 8 лет назад +133

      lol valve racist

    • @coriedepp388
      @coriedepp388 8 лет назад +3

      +mugen ikr

    • @MrBernzMaster
      @MrBernzMaster 8 лет назад +63

      Statistically speaking, red team have a better chance of winning

    • @alternative915
      @alternative915 8 лет назад +55

      I find it unfair that the blue team is always overwhelming the reds but somehow the blue team still lose because plot uber

    • @sonidarkmortal5
      @sonidarkmortal5 8 лет назад +10

      red is my favorite color

  • @TylerMcVicker1
    @TylerMcVicker1 8 лет назад +412

    This content, I love it.

    • @COTUDavide
      @COTUDavide 8 лет назад +5

      Oh really?~

    • @deusex2005
      @deusex2005 8 лет назад +14

      Incoming VNN tf2 video

    • @wendysmemer8829
      @wendysmemer8829 8 лет назад +1

      Ur dumb volvo noose netwok, GET REKT KIDD!!!1!2!!1!!1!!1!!1!1!2!1!1!one!1!!!1! XdDdDddDddDDdDdddDddDddD

    • @WarPigIsFast
      @WarPigIsFast 8 лет назад

      I love you...

    • @songumpo8
      @songumpo8 8 лет назад

      +Shady Badger www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/
      There is also a day 2

  • @YrumY
    @YrumY 3 месяца назад +8

    The blue team is basically "TF2" itself, while the red team is basically the update that injured and killed it.

  • @PopHappi
    @PopHappi 3 года назад +12

    For a second I thought the date said “5 days ago” and I almost had a heart attack.

    • @Dego0X
      @Dego0X 3 года назад +4

      meet your match 2

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 6 месяцев назад

      To play MvM 2​@@Dego0X go on a casual server

  • @bigblackman7
    @bigblackman7 Год назад +20

    I like how competetive queue times are slower than their dance moves

  • @fresh9530
    @fresh9530 4 года назад +6

    the engi in the thumbnail is how everyone fells while waiting for queue

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 4 года назад

      queues take at most 10 seconds for me lol

  • @mattkuzminski8035
    @mattkuzminski8035 3 года назад +25

    I like how blue engineer looks like he's perfectly fine while the rest of his team are ripped to shreds.

    • @DenD3de
      @DenD3de 3 года назад +6

      Well he does sit behind his sentry gun and never really gets into fights.

    • @DM_2145
      @DM_2145 3 года назад +14

      He's on a wheelchair.

    • @laylaruan
      @laylaruan 11 месяцев назад +4

      Engineer's still in a wheelchair though lol. We don't get a good look at him, but the BLU Pyro seems like he get off pretty easy

  • @sylvieslug
    @sylvieslug 7 месяцев назад +12

    imagine taking a good game and ruining it

  • @WangLaker
    @WangLaker 7 лет назад +304

    I hate this update.

    • @WangLaker
      @WangLaker 4 года назад +9

      Yeah.

    • @nicc1919
      @nicc1919 4 года назад +3

      Whats wrong with it? Ples tell me

    • @yarknark
      @yarknark 4 года назад +23

      @@nicc1919 as far as i knew it really didnt bring a lot of things to the table and matchmaking times went from maybe a minute to what felt like 5 years.

    • @randompersonontheinternet3735
      @randompersonontheinternet3735 4 года назад +2

      @@yarknark yeah

    • @sonyailona7650
      @sonyailona7650 4 года назад +2

      UPDATE IS UPDATE......

  • @CathodeRayTorture
    @CathodeRayTorture 4 года назад +192

    I wanted an MvM update, not this trash!

  • @doomskull7549
    @doomskull7549 4 года назад +25

    0:18 the entire community's reaction to meet your match

  • @kooz8279
    @kooz8279 3 месяца назад +9

    Please revert to quick play

  • @That1GoldenBoi
    @That1GoldenBoi 3 года назад +24

    I actually feel bad for the blu team

  • @thattechdude
    @thattechdude 4 года назад +71

    The Engineer is literally everyone's exact reaction to the Meet Your Match update. Foreshadowing? I think it so.

  • @Temnelc
    @Temnelc 3 года назад +7

    The ad is better executed than the update.

  • @galactian
    @galactian 3 года назад +30

    Blu team is an accurate representation of all tf2 players right now

  • @theshermantanker7043
    @theshermantanker7043 3 года назад +164

    Fun fact: Canonically this is what happens in the comics, none of the mercenaries from Blu or Red actually die in the lore, they're simply beaten up and then sent home after the winning team laughs at them and takes their stuff, hence why they face each other in so many skirmishes and all of them are still alive even after the fights. They only start actually killing when they fight Gray Mann's robots and the TFC mercs

    • @Dejsun
      @Dejsun Год назад

      wow 😢 so funny 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @idontknowwhattocallmyaccou349
      @idontknowwhattocallmyaccou349 Год назад +4

      I thought they just respawn when they die

    • @rodrigoescriba2051
      @rodrigoescriba2051 Год назад +15

      ​@@idontknowwhattocallmyaccou349Its etternity in there

    • @idontknowwhattocallmyaccou349
      @idontknowwhattocallmyaccou349 Год назад +2

      @@rodrigoescriba2051 nice emesis blue reference I watched it and loved it I recommend the what’s video on it it was good

    • @thesanss4671
      @thesanss4671 Год назад

      How do they not die against guns and explosions??

  • @wither.arbiter.gaming8978
    @wither.arbiter.gaming8978 Месяц назад +5

    Seven years later: Emesis Blue
    It's eternity in there

    • @notgavin7039
      @notgavin7039 Месяц назад +1

      Holy shit good one lmaoooo

  • @dodgediplomat
    @dodgediplomat 2 месяца назад +7

    revert back to quickplay!

  • @omegaonthefly1977
    @omegaonthefly1977 22 дня назад +4

    Valve got so tired of the waiting time jokes that they decided that we can wait for the next big update until we apologize.

  • @DaRealDemobird
    @DaRealDemobird 20 дней назад +6

    The 9/11 of tf2 and the day valve lost all their braincelle

  • @anguishedteen7836
    @anguishedteen7836 3 года назад +6

    Love how snipers just casually holding the bottom of his leg

  • @LordJordyLJ
    @LordJordyLJ 8 лет назад +310

    Class balance changes: Spy
    Base
    Max speed increased to 320 (from 300)
    Oh God, why :(

    • @LordJordyLJ
      @LordJordyLJ 8 лет назад +1

      TheTechincGamers Play They nerfed(soldier, kinda) the 6v6 classes and buffed the off classes, so that they can be used more often, not just at last point or something.

    • @Heel_Licks
      @Heel_Licks 8 лет назад +11

      i think they sped up spy so he could backstab medicz, since medics run slightly faster than the spy b4 meat ur match

    • @LordJordyLJ
      @LordJordyLJ 8 лет назад +4

      EZ Games Now all medi guns have the ability of the quick fix, you run as fast as your healing target. So if you heal a scout you negate the spy buff I think.

    • @Mr1ManArmy69
      @Mr1ManArmy69 8 лет назад +8

      Spy might be good on pubs, but if you play comp spy is the weakest class.

    • @charliemasson4287
      @charliemasson4287 8 лет назад +1

      BUTSEXBUTSEXBUTSEXBU-BU-BUTSEX

  • @incertplays9698
    @incertplays9698 3 года назад +6

    Alternative title: "Ruin your Match"

  • @dragontamer1012
    @dragontamer1012 8 лет назад +502

    Valve, bring back pubs, don't get rid of anything, just bring back pubs.

    • @THB192
      @THB192 6 лет назад +23

      dragontamer1012 Pubs are still there ya drongo.

    • @Tf_Kid
      @Tf_Kid 5 лет назад

      Whats a pub

    • @Tf_Kid
      @Tf_Kid 5 лет назад

      @Longsathra Se oh ok, thanks

    • @mevan3188
      @mevan3188 5 лет назад +8

      @Longsathra Se Unless you don't wanna wanna play DTM 2fort everyday you're shit out of luck

    • @terrypennington2519
      @terrypennington2519 4 года назад +9

      @@Tf_Kid dedicated servers owned by valve that had alot more functionality compared to the servers in casual we have today. Back in the pubs, you could switch teams if you wanted, autobalance wasn't busted, rounds were pretty much infinite as there was no set ending to the amount of rounds a map would end on, connectivity was much less of an issue compared to today.
      I'd rather have this game remain infested with bots if it meant getting pubs back.

  • @PepsimanPlayGamer
    @PepsimanPlayGamer 6 лет назад +876

    The worst update in the tf2 history

    • @blank4844
      @blank4844 4 года назад +8

      Robotic bogalo am i joke to you?

    • @Skerp129
      @Skerp129 4 года назад +69

      @@blank4844 Robotic boogaloo didn't ruin the game by changing something that didn't need fixing.

    • @junkyporpoise4254
      @junkyporpoise4254 4 года назад +1

      Anstimeo
      End of the line?

    • @thekingof.carrotflowers
      @thekingof.carrotflowers 4 года назад +51

      @@junkyporpoise4254 It only was disappointing, and the short is sick af

    • @pepkoko2229
      @pepkoko2229 4 года назад +14

      Pyro update 2012
      Added backburner
      Backburner had no airblast
      Added T U R B I N E

  • @General_C
    @General_C 4 года назад +6

    Valve...
    Why...?

  • @Blaze_The_Skeleton
    @Blaze_The_Skeleton 2 месяца назад +2

    Its funny that the Medic is defying the laws of physics by jumping in slow motion

  • @LuigiMan2401
    @LuigiMan2401 Год назад +6

    Valve: Get competitive
    F2Ps: -No, No I don’t think I will- "voice communication is not available for this account"

  • @joeypickering5273
    @joeypickering5273 13 дней назад +5

    This is TF2s doomsday.

  • @V3ing
    @V3ing 4 месяца назад +17

    Literaly Killed the game As was known

  • @matihaye
    @matihaye 3 года назад +12

    Oh yeah! The update that broke the matchmaking! Making new people of lvl 1 fight with TF2 veterans that have like 3900 hours and are LVL 100! Cool yeah

    • @RandomPerson-kf6qm
      @RandomPerson-kf6qm 2 года назад +1

      So thats why i always lost?

    • @matihaye
      @matihaye 2 года назад

      @@RandomPerson-kf6qm Probably, just play a random casual server and press Tab, there you have an answer

  • @_mark342_
    @_mark342_ 10 месяцев назад +7

    "we finally finished competetive!. hey where did everybody go?" -valve 2016

  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 3 года назад +36

    A.k.a, the WORST thing that could have happened to TF2.
    Meet Your Match made it _EASIER_ for the Spam/Spin/Aimbots to enter servers and Wreck Havoc.

    • @ryanmomtahan4786
      @ryanmomtahan4786 2 года назад +2

      I have 3 suggestions to break the bot crisis slightly in a new update:
      1. Get rid of everything that was part of Meet Your Match in 2016
      2. Make the game 30$ again
      3. Bring back the ability to choose and switch teams

    • @acclipse9262
      @acclipse9262 2 года назад +10

      @@ryanmomtahan4786 First making it 30$ again kills the game rn
      Secondly if we can change teams between games it would be unfair because most would switch to the winning team making a big disadvantage to the other team

    • @acclipse9262
      @acclipse9262 2 года назад +10

      Tf2 became popular because it's free. Paying 30$ for a 14 year old game in which valve doesn't give a shit? No one's gonna buy it

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 2 года назад +5

      @@acclipse9262 he's trolling, no one could comment such bad ideas non ironically

  • @peacefulrises8284
    @peacefulrises8284 4 года назад +15

    Blu Team is exactly how the community felt about this update

  • @kingkrool94
    @kingkrool94 6 месяцев назад +9

    the beginning of the end... it all went downhill from here.