Scream Fortress 2013: Bird Voice lines

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Creeper531
    @Creeper531 5 лет назад +17610

    I can only imagine how much laughter they had at Valve’s sound studio

    • @darklordgamer8565
      @darklordgamer8565 4 года назад +627

      They probably laugh for like an hour straight at those voice lines to this day

    • @Xtubery
      @Xtubery 4 года назад +89

      Yeah

    • @shelby5334
      @shelby5334 4 года назад +168

      There’s a chance they hated it

    • @Aperson-nz8ux
      @Aperson-nz8ux 4 года назад +147

      Probably soldier. RIP Rick May

    • @youfailedthevibecheck1057
      @youfailedthevibecheck1057 4 года назад +40

      Darklordgamer 856 other than.. rick may..

  • @radhair3049
    @radhair3049 6 лет назад +5070

    I HAVE A BIRD HEAD!
    YOU'RE DOMINATED!
    *We're both having a bad day...*

    • @tofu1394
      @tofu1394 5 лет назад +64

      This is relatable.

    • @tofu1394
      @tofu1394 5 лет назад +41

      @Bad Omen Nah I just keep getting attack by bird people and them screaming this in my face. Is it because birds like tofu?

    • @thepancqke2671
      @thepancqke2671 4 года назад +8

      666 likes now keep that

    • @lowqaulitystraycat4213
      @lowqaulitystraycat4213 4 года назад +28

      I AM ARCHIMEDES

    • @outerdustsans.2652
      @outerdustsans.2652 4 года назад +27

      I EXPERIMENTED ON MY OWN HEAD! HAHAHAHAHHA

  • @whuttr4865
    @whuttr4865 4 года назад +7524

    Heavy: Intimidating
    Medic: Suffering
    Sniper: Having the time of his life
    Soldier: the most sane he has ever been

    • @nikolasmtr
      @nikolasmtr 3 года назад +44

      lol

    • @UrlDoManoloEstranho
      @UrlDoManoloEstranho 3 года назад +201

      "sane" soldier is normally insane man

    • @whuttr4865
      @whuttr4865 3 года назад +114

      @@UrlDoManoloEstranho exactly that’s why he’s more sane in this video...?

    • @J_O_R_G_3
      @J_O_R_G_3 3 года назад +6

      1000th like

    • @theenclave5332
      @theenclave5332 3 года назад +14

      TWEET TWEET

  • @planterbox
    @planterbox 4 года назад +8913

    Heavy: literal bird
    Medic: wants to kill himself
    Sniper: very enthusiastic about being an owl
    Soldier: just soldier

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +530

      He so's Patriotic he probably already thinks he's an Eagle

    • @markthegamerofgrima6159
      @markthegamerofgrima6159 4 года назад +237

      "I am the perfect avian killing machine!"

    • @mfbridgeman
      @mfbridgeman 4 года назад +160

      I wonder what bird heads the other classes could've had, Pyro could've had a crow face but it would be covered by one of those medieval plague masks but you could still hear slight crow noises mixed in with Pyro's usual incoherent rambling, any theories on what the other possible bird heads for the remaining classes would be?

    • @alexwrenproductions
      @alexwrenproductions 4 года назад +91

      @@mfbridgeman scout:robin
      Demo:...i forgot that demo had a parrot hea
      Spy:he would be the crow...due to crows evil nature...
      Engi:any....at all...

    • @thegentry3781
      @thegentry3781 4 года назад +43

      @@mfbridgeman scout would be a pigeon or maybe a robin. Engineer could be a vulture or a hawk. Spy and Engineer would probably just be birds native to their respective nations

  • @carsextendedwarranteecalle8749
    @carsextendedwarranteecalle8749 4 года назад +5449

    Imagine though:
    *sniper seeing how far he can turn his owl head*
    "God, I love being an owl."

    • @mahbubmaleksyed5301
      @mahbubmaleksyed5301 4 года назад +285

      Finally he can see that damn spy behind him

    • @notrigescnt4498
      @notrigescnt4498 4 года назад +176

      Sniper turns head.
      Spy behind him: ...

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 4 года назад +30

      *rapid Shattering Vertebrae noises*

    • @masterdaniel9665
      @masterdaniel9665 4 года назад +48

      I can just imagine the sniper with the owl head turning his head 180° and says that.

    • @Joemame
      @Joemame 4 года назад +3

      1000th like.

  • @ViatorsPath
    @ViatorsPath 4 года назад +5064

    Medic : THIS IS PURE AGONY
    Soldier : Just a casual sunday.

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 4 года назад +154

      Heavy: eggs go in mouth

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 4 года назад +121

      Sniper: HOOT HOOT

    • @Pyrotf2_a
      @Pyrotf2_a 4 года назад +58

      Soldier: you just got dominated by the Great Seal of America

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 года назад +19

      @@Pyrotf2_a MY HEAD SMELLS DELICIOUS

    • @PASTELXENON
      @PASTELXENON 4 года назад +3

      Well soldier is literally insane

  • @tweektweakk965
    @tweektweakk965 4 года назад +2669

    Heavy: hehe I lay edd in it mouth
    Sniper: me owl hoot hoot
    Soldier: America Naha
    Medic: *HELP ME AAAAAAAAA*

    • @Spraxinator
      @Spraxinator 4 года назад +93

      Alternate comment:
      Heavy: egg
      Sniper: I owl therefore happy
      Soldier: eagle = America = good
      Medic: *SCREAMS OF PAIN*

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 года назад +5

      Edd?

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 3 года назад +5

      @@butterss1178 Edd.

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 года назад +3

      I Too like edd, edd is the best breakfast food

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 3 года назад +3

      @@butterss1178 I too, like consuming Edd

  • @hendrix3597
    @hendrix3597 4 года назад +4858

    He turned himself into Archimedes, funniest shit i've ever seen.

  • @gazattak
    @gazattak 4 года назад +6810

    Medic turns himself into a bird.
    Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @udorino
      @udorino 4 года назад +113

      His own murderous bird too. The *ARCHIMEDES*

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 4 года назад +10

      Nice

    • @johncenagaming581
      @johncenagaming581 4 года назад +64

      “I kid you not the man turn himself into archimedes, funniest shit I’ve ever seen”

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 4 года назад +15

      I AM ARCHIMEDES

    • @thecoolestdaniel4554
      @thecoolestdaniel4554 4 года назад +6

      I am pigeon medic scout!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @pikapanda577
    @pikapanda577 7 лет назад +8145

    I can't tell if medic is enjoying himself or absolutely horrified

  • @enchilordo8562
    @enchilordo8562 5 лет назад +9994

    Heavy: “EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH!”
    Medic: “I AM IN IMENSE PAIN AND WANT TO KILL MY FRIENDS!”
    Sniper: “I HAVE AN OWL HEAD! HOOT OWL HOOT!”
    Soldier: “I feel no different.”

  • @pidgey_pidge
    @pidgey_pidge 4 года назад +1003

    I love how Sniper is the only one truly enjoying being a birb...it’s freaking pure

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 3 года назад +79

      Soldier seems to enjoy it too

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Год назад +36

      @@a_literal_crow He doesn't seem any different

  • @Benjy52
    @Benjy52 4 года назад +5052

    Sniper needed a voiceline that said “Owl be watching you”.

    • @rucksen
      @rucksen 4 года назад +94

      Then I would has something to do during quarantine.

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 4 года назад +36

      NightOwl name checks out.

    • @mrmeek5421
      @mrmeek5421 4 года назад +30

      YOU ARE HIRED

    • @MaxCE
      @MaxCE 4 года назад +14

      @@rucksen then owl d have something to do during quarantine.

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 4 года назад +2

      Y e s

  • @terminagameplay9250
    @terminagameplay9250 7 лет назад +2150

    Most of the Medic’s lines aren’t when he has the head, it’s when he has archimedes and zombie archimedes.

    • @errornoname23
      @errornoname23 5 лет назад +177

      I think it’s because Medic’s voice actor voice acted zombie Archimedes.

    • @Vogelgangg
      @Vogelgangg 5 лет назад +67

      Its Archmedies The Undying
      Please dont r/wooosh me

    • @ardabilgin3269
      @ardabilgin3269 5 лет назад +32

      @@errornoname23 Yeah if I remember correctly they both have the same voice actor.

    • @JabaCoyote
      @JabaCoyote 4 года назад +34

      It's because the video is called Bird voice lines, and Archimedes is technically a bird

    • @TheClownMan1
      @TheClownMan1 4 года назад +8

      @@errornoname23 he voice acted archimedes too

  • @stevecooper6578
    @stevecooper6578 4 года назад +1778

    " *AHHHH SCREAMING EAGLES* "
    Rest Well Rick
    You did a good one

    • @AlPootis
      @AlPootis 4 года назад

      ):

    • @merv3641
      @merv3641 4 года назад +12

      We know,that Rick May is up there rocket jumping in the sky

    • @Nicko7812
      @Nicko7812 4 года назад +2

      @purple crewmate the true one u impostor

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 4 года назад +1

      @@Nicko7812 lis the human was ejected.

    • @Nicko7812
      @Nicko7812 3 года назад

      @李胤彥Kody Lee yeah did you realise what the comment was 3 months old? BRUH?

  • @lightningstudios3630
    @lightningstudios3630 3 года назад +527

    I like how despite Solder usually being one of the more insane members of the mercs he’s taking the fact that he has an eagle head pretty well

    • @Ilikebugs2464
      @Ilikebugs2464 3 года назад +15

      Time to take a piss

    • @chrisc9526
      @chrisc9526 7 месяцев назад +4

      This is the sanest he's ever sounded

  • @TrafficPartyHatTest
    @TrafficPartyHatTest 4 года назад +6845

    I like how everyone's kinda having fun with the bird head,
    And then the medic's in pure fucking agony

    • @devingendron2287
      @devingendron2287 4 года назад +752

      Especially funny given Medic is probably responsible for all of them

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 4 года назад +313

      *EGGony

    • @grumpytoilet4449
      @grumpytoilet4449 4 года назад +55

      Drake P. wow

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 года назад +163

      *I H A V E T O I L E D I N G O D ‘ S D O M A I N*

    • @aRandomwacko
      @aRandomwacko 4 года назад +28

      They shall suffer the curse of the avian race...

  • @THElarry27
    @THElarry27 5 лет назад +2040

    Medic normally: german doctor that's slowly going mad
    Medic as a bird: *horrofied german screaming*

    • @valerian_insomniac
      @valerian_insomniac 4 года назад +55

      "slowly"???

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 4 года назад +30

      @@valerian_insomniac Rapidly would be a poor choice of words too.

    • @valerian_insomniac
      @valerian_insomniac 4 года назад +39

      @@bubblegum7838 would "progressively" suffice?

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 4 года назад +20

      @@valerian_insomniac Lightning fast could work, how about that?

    • @valerian_insomniac
      @valerian_insomniac 4 года назад +9

      @@bubblegum7838 I can agree with this

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 5 лет назад +5200

    Heavy: *murderous bird*
    Medic: *Scared in German*
    Arcemedes: *”kill your friends”*
    Sniper: *HOOT*
    Soldier: AMERRRICA, AMERRRICAAA. GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 5 лет назад +57

      ХАХАХАХА егг лай ин моутх
      ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
      ֆբսչչխլվբէչրտ
      [yells in australia]
      O Canada, our home and nati- wait, no

    • @lolatheprincessesqueen8632
      @lolatheprincessesqueen8632 4 года назад +8

      I hate u marasmus

    • @bosscakethememegod2581
      @bosscakethememegod2581 4 года назад +7

      So solider didn’t change

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 года назад +14

      *Soldier, soldier never changes.*

    • @conjure76
      @conjure76 4 года назад +4

      STAR AND STRIPES BEAT HAMMER AND SICKLE, LOOK IT UP!!

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 года назад +761

    "Tweet Tweet TWEET" - The terrifying bird-headed fat Russian man I found living in my attic when I found him, 2020

  • @thebiolibrary5572
    @thebiolibrary5572 5 лет назад +2427

    Heavy: Taking this to his advantage for quips
    Medic: In pure agony
    Sniper: LOVES BEIN AN OWL!
    Soldier: The true incarnation of American spirit.

    • @noahl591
      @noahl591 5 лет назад +64

      I mean Archimedes seems to be having fun in medics head lol

    • @owlsarecool7660
      @owlsarecool7660 4 года назад +12

      who wouldn't love being an owl

    • @pixelgamer9863
      @pixelgamer9863 4 года назад +4

      Soldier: fat maggot
      Me: did her say Faggot?

    • @toxification
      @toxification 4 года назад +3

      No no, he needs more guns for that.

    • @hookowl9527
      @hookowl9527 4 года назад +2

      I love being owl to

  • @dy1antheidiot395
    @dy1antheidiot395 5 лет назад +2309

    Medic: having a possibly mental breakdown
    Captions: [Applause]

  • @mackenzierynebagtong8549
    @mackenzierynebagtong8549 5 лет назад +4969

    No one:
    Medic: *"I'M ARCHIMEDES!!!"*

    • @kokeech
      @kokeech 5 лет назад +140

      The voice crack makes it so much better

    • @tophatinpfp8429
      @tophatinpfp8429 5 лет назад +120

      “HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE”

    • @marlonbarreto1132
      @marlonbarreto1132 5 лет назад +11

      I am pizza hut

    • @replynator5774
      @replynator5774 5 лет назад +9

      @@marlonbarreto1132 oh finally I can make a joke with my name I knew that this day will come.
      Soooooooo I am sand witch

    • @JustJacob01
      @JustJacob01 5 лет назад +3

      Dead meme

  • @fantasyfox1466
    @fantasyfox1466 4 года назад +3767

    0:00 Heavy berd
    0:47 Medic medimedes
    2:24 Sniper owl
    2:59 Soldier eagle

  • @gameatrixxerytxd8670
    @gameatrixxerytxd8670 6 лет назад +11129

    Heavy = Robin
    Medic = Dove
    Sniper = Owl
    Soldier = Eagle
    Demoman = Parrot
    Spy = Raven
    Scout = Hummingbird
    Pyro = Phoenix
    Engineer = Cardinal.
    Team Nestress 2

    • @BloopTheNoop
      @BloopTheNoop 5 лет назад +699

      GameAtrixxerYT XD engineer should be Mocking Bird because it’s the Texas state bird

    • @Ommelanden
      @Ommelanden 5 лет назад +234

      Lol the pyro and the scout were exactly the same as what i thought of

    • @sir.memeingtonthe31st14
      @sir.memeingtonthe31st14 5 лет назад +187

      Merasmus would be a cassowary. prove me wrong.

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 5 лет назад +91

      What about pootis bird?

    • @Bloopcat
      @Bloopcat 5 лет назад +59

      when someone forgets you * sad wizard noises *

  • @peanut9560
    @peanut9560 4 года назад +657

    “I HAVE A BIRD HEAD, YOU’RE DOMINATED, we are both having a bad day”.
    Oh my god, yes.

  • @camedialdamage8180
    @camedialdamage8180 4 года назад +1246

    The medic gets so insane that the subtitles don’t register.

    • @naboj1715
      @naboj1715 4 года назад +66

      [Applause]

    • @domisquid5326
      @domisquid5326 4 года назад +19

      @@naboj1715 it's a bird it's a head it was a bad choice I joined in God's domain

    • @pepo_idiot8502
      @pepo_idiot8502 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Laersisiht
      @Laersisiht 3 года назад +2

      666 likes OH NO-

  • @thatweirdcommenter
    @thatweirdcommenter 4 года назад +448

    The fact that Heavy says that he'll like vomit down worms in your mouth just makes it feel weird until people realize that Mother Birds grabs a worm and the baby birds eats it

  • @RejectReef
    @RejectReef 8 лет назад +676

    The Medic's lines are beautiful!

  • @QUINOVIN
    @QUINOVIN 4 года назад +813

    My favorite line:
    "I AM ARCHIMEDIES!"

  • @gabor276
    @gabor276 4 года назад +537

    i love how pyro got a shark head. it somehow makes him less terrafying.

  • @bqonm742
    @bqonm742 4 года назад +1038

    Heavy: hates his life
    Medic: lost his mind
    Archimedes: Archimedes
    Sniper: having the time of his life
    Soldier: the living form of freedom

    • @whaky1149
      @whaky1149 3 года назад +47

      Heavy Likes being a bird.

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 года назад +3

      Heavy hates his life?, How?

    • @feetlover1004
      @feetlover1004 3 года назад

      As promised, heavy will now lay egg in your mouth.

    • @rydoggo
      @rydoggo 2 года назад +8

      Heavy enjoys playing the role.

    • @tuplutelevizyon6479
      @tuplutelevizyon6479 2 года назад +1

      Hotel?
      Trivago

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 8 лет назад +826

    I have a bird head!
    You're dominated!
    (*takes deep breathe*)........we're both having a bad day T_T

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta 8 лет назад +829

    "It's a bird!"
    "It's a head!"
    "IT'S A BIRD HEAD!!!"

    • @justameavemain2587
      @justameavemain2587 7 лет назад +1

      This is a superman's

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 6 лет назад

      Shadow579 mobile reference

    • @gabrielf342
      @gabrielf342 6 лет назад +1

      I read this right as it played

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 6 лет назад

      Medic said that as i was reading it

    • @Monkey62403
      @Monkey62403 5 лет назад

      It's a pillow
      It's a pet
      It's an abomination against god

  • @joking_oregon1
    @joking_oregon1 4 года назад +1098

    Rest in peace Rick May, For 80 years he was a childhood hero to alot of people including me. He played 2 of the most iconic characters in videogames, Peppy From StarFox, and the Soldier. Rick May was a great man that could make anyone smile, I hope he lived the greatest 80 years that a man like him could of lived

    • @athyriel7419
      @athyriel7419 4 года назад

      Shush

    • @yourbiologicalmomdotcom
      @yourbiologicalmomdotcom 4 года назад +5

      Damn you lived 80 years? Impressive

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 4 года назад +4

      Pretty sure neither character is 80 years old.
      Also who tf is Peppy?
      Like I get it, you're being sweet and all, but man.

    • @bagofporkchips8882
      @bagofporkchips8882 4 года назад +19

      @@knavenformed9436 Peppy Hare is a character that was voiced by Rick May who voiced him in star fox 64 who is also known for the do the barrel roll voice

    • @averydumbidiot
      @averydumbidiot 4 года назад +14

      Sadly, he passed out of COVID-19 before his 80th birthday. He died at age 79.

  • @ProfessorGopher2030
    @ProfessorGopher2030 3 года назад +153

    "I live! …With grotesque bird head. Is horrible!" Hands down, one of THE best lines in the ENTIRE game.

  • @SquidGangRiseUp
    @SquidGangRiseUp 11 лет назад +1554

    Heavy's reaction: I don't enjoy this, but at least I can make more threats and insults as a result of this.
    Medic's reaction: This is amazing! And Archemedes can talk!!
    Sniper's reaction: God I love bein' an owl.
    Soldier's reaction: This is so american, I LOVE IT.

    • @SquidGangRiseUp
      @SquidGangRiseUp 11 лет назад +21

      ***** IDK, he sounded pretty excited.

    • @XxnatrocksxX
      @XxnatrocksxX 11 лет назад +34

      Alexander Dumas nah medic is in agony.

    • @SophiaLilithUwU
      @SophiaLilithUwU 11 лет назад +62

      XxnatrocksxX Which leads to the conclusion, that Medic is excited about agony. Anyone has his fetishes.

    • @TheZedman5000
      @TheZedman5000 11 лет назад +69

      Demo's reaction: Drinks another bottle of rum, ignoring the fact that he's a bird.

    • @MrRainbowbarf21
      @MrRainbowbarf21 10 лет назад

      TheZedman5000 No the Demo is just a bottle of beer.

  • @Novalvirri
    @Novalvirri 5 лет назад +665

    "You and I are a lot alike, mate!"
    "Except I'm an owl.."
    "And youre dead"

  • @cousinvinnie6222
    @cousinvinnie6222 7 лет назад +232

    All of these lines sound perfectly improvised. Like no writers had any part in this genious and the actors just went to town with the concept.

    • @Ubercentraltf2
      @Ubercentraltf2 Год назад +1

      I know for Medic they basically kind of did that. He would improvise some of them, and Valve would either improve them or remove them.

  • @despike925
    @despike925 4 года назад +260

    Medic basically just lost that final 5% of his sanity.

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 3 года назад +14

      More like the remaining 2% but yeah

    • @ksyoush7565
      @ksyoush7565 3 года назад +2

      I was about to like this comment until i saw the pfp.

    • @despike925
      @despike925 3 года назад +3

      @@ksyoush7565
      Better than having an anime pfp.

    • @ksyoush7565
      @ksyoush7565 3 года назад +2

      @@despike925 you literally have an anime like wojak lmao.

    • @despike925
      @despike925 3 года назад +1

      @@ksyoush7565
      No I don’t.

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 4 года назад +570

    As promised , Heavy will now....
    L A Y E G G I N Y O U R M O U T H

    • @t0onified
      @t0onified 4 года назад +40

      NOW BIRD HEAVY WILL *_VOMIT WORMS DOWN IN YOUR THROAT_*

    • @Bubbles612
      @Bubbles612 3 года назад +20

      TWEET TWEET

    • @SuperPwnageHunter
      @SuperPwnageHunter 3 года назад +14

      *HEAVY HAS TINY BIRD HEAD*

    • @Mangle_D
      @Mangle_D 3 года назад +7

      I AM COMING COWARDS,
      *T O L A Y E G G S I N Y O U R M O U T H*

    • @Prvee16
      @Prvee16 3 года назад +5

      Heavy balls

  • @trashyalice1756
    @trashyalice1756 8 лет назад +467

    the sniper seems to be happy about being an owl

  • @whoadieee
    @whoadieee 7 лет назад +341

    "DOMINATED! By the way this is Soldier... I've grown a bird head now."

    • @alisetalia6211
      @alisetalia6211 6 лет назад +16

      Dominated Candypants. This is Soldier by the way. I have an eagle head right now.

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 4 года назад +125

    I love how medic has three. parts. There's the "I turned my head into a bird" part, the "I am in excruciating pain" part and then there's "Yes yes, archimedes, we'll get to it."

  • @electrokyo9684
    @electrokyo9684 4 года назад +873

    I feel like Medic just needs a hug after all he's gone through

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 4 года назад +76

      and then he takes ur arms and puts em into a frankenstein styled monster

    • @gunk4876
      @gunk4876 4 года назад +36

      @@NotASpyPootis don't forget the skeletal removal

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 4 года назад +20

      @@gunk4876 right, gotta need that extra calcium for the other creature

    • @gunk4876
      @gunk4876 4 года назад +9

      @@NotASpyPootis need it for dat mad milk

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 4 года назад +1

      @@gunk4876 isn't that made from heavy's mutated brother's ejaculated substance?

  • @broisbro555
    @broisbro555 8 лет назад +2124

    "You and i have alot alike mate, except im an owl and your dead"

    • @someonerandom298
      @someonerandom298 8 лет назад +12

      I am stalking you...

    • @windyhowly7140
      @windyhowly7140 8 лет назад +1

      +someone random and I am stalking you
      :^)

    • @Nathcreep
      @Nathcreep 8 лет назад

      MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

    • @urmommy5
      @urmommy5 8 лет назад +40

      Hoot. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

    • @Weissee
      @Weissee 8 лет назад +21

      oi! I win!!! HOOT HooooOoooooooOooot!!!!!

  • @Fightzpike
    @Fightzpike 7 лет назад +257

    "Dah! My head smells delicious!"
    "Dominated candy pants! This is soldier by the way....I have an eagle head right now..."
    I love soldier, lol.

    • @FilipV88
      @FilipV88 5 лет назад +8

      "DOMINATED, BY THE GREAT SEAL OF THE UNITED STATES OF MY HEAD!"

  • @picklechicken8396
    @picklechicken8396 4 года назад +86

    I like how medic is just “Archimedes shut up”

  • @disgal6235
    @disgal6235 6 лет назад +847

    I LIVE
    WITH GROTESQUE BIRD HEAD
    IS HORRIBLE
    mood

  • @Atomicrow
    @Atomicrow 5 лет назад +465

    I love how this joke is STILL going strong even in Halloween 2019

  • @mr.richard4259
    @mr.richard4259 7 лет назад +407

    I AM ARCHIMEDES!!!!!! KILL YOUR FRIENDS! Oh yes I almost forgot.
    WE'RE ON FIRE! Yes I know!!!
    Medic has the best lines.

    • @eviequeenie
      @eviequeenie 6 лет назад +8

      Demon medic: Kill your friends.
      Angel medic: Good idea!

    • @ashfire7036
      @ashfire7036 5 лет назад

      Indeed!

  • @trsamisari
    @trsamisari 4 года назад +154

    Nobody:
    Random K-pop stans when they see something a relatively well-known guy posted 8 years ago: 0:12

    • @Solongsocialmedia
      @Solongsocialmedia 2 года назад

      I can realate with the bastards at Cancel Culture.

  • @TheClownMan1
    @TheClownMan1 4 года назад +508

    Soldier be like: 'SCREAMIN' EAGLES!'
    Heavy be like: 'I WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH'
    Medic be like: I'm a bird and I want to die
    Sniper be like: 'HOOT HOOT'

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 5 лет назад +388

    Everyone: is chill about having a bird head
    Medic: AAAAAH I have a bird head!

  • @Random-lt1qt
    @Random-lt1qt 9 лет назад +120

    I can tell, that the voiceactors of Heavy, Sniper, Medic and Soldier had A LOT of fun doing this! XD

  • @saxshton
    @saxshton 4 года назад +32

    I like how Medimedes is just talking about "AAAAAAAA BIRD HEAD" whilst everyone else are like "I like this"

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 5 лет назад +1328

    Heavy: *yells in chicken*
    Sniper: *h o o t*
    Medic: *scared in bird*
    Soldier: dominated candypants, this is soldier by the way I have an eagle head right now
    Spy: *did you know a group of ravens is called a murder?*
    Engie: *yells in Texan bird*
    Demo: *drunk but in bird*

  • @rasamatazz9823
    @rasamatazz9823 10 лет назад +69

    2:26 "You and I are a lot alike mate; except I'm an owl, and you're dead."
    Kills me every time.

  • @VigoHornblower
    @VigoHornblower 8 лет назад +2134

    Archimedes wants all the brains, doesn't he c;

    • @omegasupreme101
      @omegasupreme101  8 лет назад +38

      +Vigo Hornblower Fuck you

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 8 лет назад +10

      +omegasupreme101 XD thats what i say as soon as i see a mlp fan lol

    • @pootisrelaxo1719
      @pootisrelaxo1719 8 лет назад

      +omegasupreme101 What if he does idiot?

    • @user-zj6qv3rt6j
      @user-zj6qv3rt6j 8 лет назад +9

      Goner, good at being an owl. HOOOT HOOOOT HOOOT HOOOT HOOT HOOTT!!

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 8 лет назад +4

      Who's a good zooombiiie :3

  • @strawberrycollector
    @strawberrycollector 3 года назад +39

    I love how Medic is simultaneously having the best and worst day of his entire life.

  • @GoobiBean
    @GoobiBean 5 лет назад +224

    I said to myself 12 minutes ago: "One more song" now here I am listening to TF2 bird voice lines

  • @dashnyamdashaa9368
    @dashnyamdashaa9368 5 лет назад +785

    2014: Heavy bird
    2019: Engineer bird.

  • @mariiboops3930
    @mariiboops3930 7 лет назад +466

    I am convinced the cast was on drugs.

  • @dinonuggiesguy4847
    @dinonuggiesguy4847 4 года назад +171

    Everybody: **happy because he is a bird**
    Medic: **German insanity**

    • @vmxkarelyn_0842
      @vmxkarelyn_0842 3 года назад +3

      One of heavy's line is "I live!...... with grotesque bird head it's horrible.". Heavy doesn't like it

  • @ballergames101
    @ballergames101 8 лет назад +158

    if scout gets a bird head he needs to have a quote of 'i may be a bird but your a bird brain'

  • @OckhamAsylum
    @OckhamAsylum 9 лет назад +484

    The medic's lines... Nightmares for life...
    *DEAD BY DAWN*

    • @KrispyKPL
      @KrispyKPL 9 лет назад +13

      OckhamAsylum I AM ZE ANGRY BIRD-GOD OF THE BADLANDS!!!! FEAR ME!!

    • @Victriona
      @Victriona 9 лет назад +9

      ZHE BIRD HEAD IS PURE AGONY!

    • @That-_-_-Guy
      @That-_-_-Guy 9 лет назад +7

      IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A HEAD! IT'S A BIRD HEAD! HAHAHA!

    • @mayhem-maus
      @mayhem-maus 9 лет назад +2

      IM ARCHIMEDES AHAHAHAH

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 9 лет назад

      XD

  • @smproductions7141
    @smproductions7141 9 лет назад +1613

    YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY TELL ME THOSE ARE ACTUAL LINES FOR THE MEDIC!!! ARE YOU FREAKIN' SERIOUS?!?! XD

    • @omegasupreme101
      @omegasupreme101  9 лет назад +184

      +SMProductions I CAN AND I WILL

    • @smproductions7141
      @smproductions7141 9 лет назад +65

      omegasupreme101
      My God.....I'm scared... D:

    • @andew7932
      @andew7932 9 лет назад +111

      +SMProductions Alot of them are actualy from the zombie archimedes cosmetic rather than the medimedes

    • @smproductions7141
      @smproductions7141 9 лет назад +23

      Andew7
      OOOOOOOOOOH! That makes sense.

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator 8 лет назад +64

      ZE BIRD HEAD IS PURE AGONY!! HAHAAA HA HAA

  • @jacksongreen4107
    @jacksongreen4107 4 года назад +30

    I love the line where Medic is just like, “we’re both having a bad day.”

  • @mrpig404
    @mrpig404 4 года назад +99

    you can tell the voice actors had a lot of fun with this especially medic and sniper

  • @j.s.5685
    @j.s.5685 8 лет назад +377

    *GOD, I'M GOOD AT BEING AN OWL*

  • @theslayer9106
    @theslayer9106 4 года назад +193

    "AH MY HEAD SMELLS DELICIOUS!"
    Soldier TF2, 2020
    Rest in peace Rick May

  • @asdfasdfasdfasdf246
    @asdfasdfasdfasdf246 Год назад +12

    "Dominated! By the Seal of the United States of my head!"
    god i fucking love this line it fits him perfectly

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 8 лет назад +153

    Heavy: "As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth. Now, Bird Heavy will vomet worms down your throat!!"
    Medic: "I have a bird head!! You're dominated!! We're both having a bad day."
    Sniper: "You and I are a lot alike, mate. Except I'm an owl. And your dead."
    Soldier: "Dominated, Candy-Pants. This is Soldier, by the way. I have an eagle head right now."

  • @psychohartzyt1400
    @psychohartzyt1400 4 года назад +140

    Heavy: EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH
    medic: I H A V E T O I L ED I N G O D S D O M A I N
    sniper: HOOT HOOT IM AN OWL
    soldier: this is soldier I have an eagle head right now

  • @Stinkiebeanie
    @Stinkiebeanie 7 лет назад +253

    I died every time Sniper said Hoot Hoot

    • @ardabilgin3269
      @ardabilgin3269 5 лет назад +5

      Nobody:
      Owl Sniper: *HOOT HOOT JARATE*

  • @zeph_os
    @zeph_os 3 года назад +40

    Heavy: "I will pummel anything in my way and crush all who dare stand before me....but never mention the bird head to anyone"
    Medic: "This was a terrible experiment gone wrong! I have become the embodiment of my nightmares! Kill me please!"
    Sniper: "Forget wanting my parents' approval, being an owl is my new life dream. This is the greatest thing to ever happen!"
    Soldier: "The fact I am an eagle does not stand in the way of my desire to send your team into oblivion! Screaming Eagleeees!"

  • @jonathankinneberg1486
    @jonathankinneberg1486 7 лет назад +67

    "As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth." -Heavy
    the best line in TF2 of all time.

  • @AssassinDwarf
    @AssassinDwarf 9 лет назад +76

    I've never been so scared of the medic in my entire fucking Tf2 life.....

    • @TrueScottsmen
      @TrueScottsmen 9 лет назад +1

      he's talking to archimedies but the fact that he said oh yea I forgot to killing his friends makes me scared now 0_o

    • @TomokoHimeko
      @TomokoHimeko 7 лет назад

      The Australian Sandman gamer at least I'm not one of his birdS...

  • @peridoodle2644
    @peridoodle2644 10 лет назад +226

    The United States of MY HEAD

  • @pewwdiepie
    @pewwdiepie 3 года назад +23

    *"I WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH!"*
    *concerned heavy main noises*

  • @kybartu_veteran2005
    @kybartu_veteran2005 7 лет назад +240

    Heavy has tiny bird head, *never speak of this*

    • @Darigosh
      @Darigosh 4 года назад +1

      We all talk about it

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 4 года назад +1

      @@Darigosh YOU ARE *DED*

    • @Darigosh
      @Darigosh 4 года назад

      @@crustaceanking3293 no

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 года назад +1

      That can sound really wrong out of context

  • @notarealspy4090
    @notarealspy4090 7 лет назад +176

    I'm so glad engie pyro and scout don't have bird versions
    just think how frickin wierd that would be

    • @everfree1992
      @everfree1992 6 лет назад +10

      Spy and Demo man don't have one either.

    • @DrikTrajado
      @DrikTrajado 6 лет назад +13

      @@everfree1992 demo have one

    • @DrikTrajado
      @DrikTrajado 6 лет назад +10

      It's a parrot

    • @AngelBreel
      @AngelBreel 5 лет назад +8

      @VINCENT CARLINI engie has a fly head.

    • @shekelsean
      @shekelsean 5 лет назад +5

      I wish the engineer had a bird head

  • @d4_jones524
    @d4_jones524 7 лет назад +181

    Well, heres all of the animal hats for the classes.
    Scout - Bunny
    Soldier - Soaring Eagle
    Heavy - Pootis duck
    Medic - Bird
    Sniper - Owl
    Engineer - Beetle
    Demoman - Aberdeen
    Pyro - Unicorn
    Spy - Spy crab

  • @cooperhudgins
    @cooperhudgins 2 года назад +46

    3:04
    I guess Soldier told us where he’s from. Cool :)

  • @thundararious
    @thundararious 10 лет назад +334

    seems medic got the best deal out of all that

    • @keaton5101
      @keaton5101 10 лет назад +4

      i would think sniper did

    • @thundararious
      @thundararious 10 лет назад +34

      Sir Keaton sniper didn't get as many lines but he IS the most enthusiastic

    • @keaton5101
      @keaton5101 10 лет назад +22

      he seems to love the bird head the most

    • @thundararious
      @thundararious 10 лет назад +1

      Sir Keaton well who wouldn't want to be an owl?

    • @thundararious
      @thundararious 10 лет назад +1

      *****"HAVIN' AN OWL *FOR* A HEAD"

  • @matterjaws1498
    @matterjaws1498 9 лет назад +346

    I love having an owl head!

  • @thunderphoenix440
    @thunderphoenix440 8 лет назад +483

    Ironically, "RUN COWARDS! TWEET TWEET TWEET!" is what Bastion says before every Overwatch match.

  • @rebelterrarian1835
    @rebelterrarian1835 4 года назад +64

    0:00 - Bird Heavy
    0:48 - Bird Medic
    2:25 - Owl Sniper
    2:59 - Eagle Soldier

  • @johnlucas8257
    @johnlucas8257 8 лет назад +136

    heavy, please. do not lay. eggs. in... my mouth

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 8 лет назад +10

      +itskidd Now Berd heavy will vomit worms down your trought! (XD i love Berd Heavy)

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 8 лет назад

      ***** SCREW LANGUAGE! 😎

    • @itzcloudy5672
      @itzcloudy5672 7 лет назад

      wait, is berd heavy female?

  • @presidentobeng
    @presidentobeng 4 года назад +36

    I love how medic is just tired of his own insanity like,
    Archemedes: "SQUACK! kill your friends! SQUACK!!"
    Medic: "Yeah yeah you little bastard."
    It's too perfect!

  • @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283
    @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283 10 лет назад +497

    4 words
    Engineer
    Bird
    Head
    Now
    Or what i call E.B.H.N

  • @azerithboxxed4339
    @azerithboxxed4339 4 года назад +8

    You know your game is special when people watch a video of just voice lines and get extremely entertained.

  • @StartouchArts
    @StartouchArts 11 лет назад +366

    We finally can make true Pootbirds!

  • @matthewdrumz5063
    @matthewdrumz5063 8 лет назад +60

    I couldn't stop stop laughing at the Medic's what the hell!!
    Archimedes needs to calm his ass, he wants the brains.
    This is why I main the Medic. xD

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 10 лет назад +91

    ZE BIRD HEAD EES PURE AGONEEEEEEEH

    • @bcharles1009
      @bcharles1009 9 лет назад +1

      TheGrayMysterious IT'S A BIIRD, IT'S A HEAAAD, IT'S A BIRD HEEEAAADDDDD

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 9 лет назад +1

      Charles E. AHAHA, OHHOHOOOOO

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 9 лет назад +1

      TheGrayMysterious I AM THE PERFECT AVIAN KILLING MACHINE!!

    • @UltramanMebiusBrave
      @UltramanMebiusBrave 9 лет назад +2

      RED Soldier I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIA!!! HOOOOOOOOT!!!

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 9 лет назад +1

      Hansen Sebastian GOD, I LOVE BEING AN OWL!

  • @Bagelsnot4u
    @Bagelsnot4u 2 года назад +9

    2:53 "Hoot :3" i love this sm.

  • @Rodpile
    @Rodpile 8 лет назад +660

    Heavy = Chicken
    Medic = Dove
    Sniper = Owl
    Soldier = Eagle
    Demoman = Parrot.

  • @TimelordPete
    @TimelordPete 11 лет назад +217

    HOOT! HOOOOOOT!

    • @EmeraldCraft100
      @EmeraldCraft100 10 лет назад +12

      ...Am I the only BLOODY owl?!

    • @TimelordPete
      @TimelordPete 10 лет назад +20

      GOD I'm good at bein' an owl!

    • @EmeraldCraft100
      @EmeraldCraft100 10 лет назад +13

      I have an owl head! AAAAAAAARRGH!

    • @YVNG.NE0N
      @YVNG.NE0N 10 лет назад +5

      You and I are a lot alike mate; except I'm an owl, and you're dead.

    • @YVNG.NE0N
      @YVNG.NE0N 10 лет назад +3

      HOWL JARATE!

  • @lokiorbin3992
    @lokiorbin3992 5 лет назад +438

    2:43 me when the full moon comes up

  • @Mario_Thegoober
    @Mario_Thegoober Год назад +7

    Heavy: angy version of pootis
    Medic: looks cute but is actually wanting to commit suicide
    Sniper: just having an absolute joy of having an owl head
    Soldier: soldier but he is an eagle