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  • @maggieminimix9075
    @maggieminimix9075 3 года назад +16006

    Ghost: *creeping around*
    Dylan: "Don't scare me. I can't jump. I have wine"
    Ghost: Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @Lassie-yz2sp
      @Lassie-yz2sp 3 года назад +89

      Underrated comment😂

    • @t.munnich8528
      @t.munnich8528 3 года назад +48

      my favourite line from dylan rn oh my gawd

    • @Syeda237
      @Syeda237 3 года назад +51

      👻 💀👻
      🧔🏻‍♂️🍷
      😰😔🙌🏻

    • @Sayrahthepirate
      @Sayrahthepirate 3 года назад +16

      Laughed too hard at this

  • @mahisheth857
    @mahisheth857 3 года назад +5827

    There are NO LIGHTS in these horror movies and it always feels like I'm just looking at MY OWN REFLECTION LMAO

  • @charilettecarol7967
    @charilettecarol7967 3 года назад +2319

    “That dog just gave the best performance of the movie.”

    • @angelcakes_x
      @angelcakes_x 3 года назад +19

      1.1k likes with no reply? Let me fix that for u real quick 💕

    • @katjosephperez8772
      @katjosephperez8772 3 года назад +13

      I love that dog. What a good-boy/actor. He deserves the world (by doggie perception). If I knew the dog was in the film more, I’d probably watch it and skip to the scenes starring him and the death scenes. And maybe the 100-year-old lady to see if she was creepy

  • @oliviatr_rose
    @oliviatr_rose 3 года назад +3284

    the fact that the "scary noises" sound almost exactly the same as a minecraft ghast has me rolling

    • @Jay.T4NA
      @Jay.T4NA 3 года назад +23

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @omw2fybaym
      @omw2fybaym 3 года назад +115

      can’t even lie bro i used to be terrified of the ghast noises 💀

    • @oliviatr_rose
      @oliviatr_rose 3 года назад +35

      @@omw2fybaym nah dw i relate 😭 that shit scary ash when ur a little kid

    • @hunnyflash
      @hunnyflash 3 года назад +33

      minecraft is scarier than this movie lol

    • @fresikey5054
      @fresikey5054 3 года назад +22

      @@hunnyflash
      Especially when a Creeper come at you and you don't react quickly and die.
      Losing your stuff...
      Terrifing

  • @mk75112
    @mk75112 3 года назад +1114

    Dylan: “If I named my child tiger, you’re be like that’s a fucking stupid name”
    Tiger Woods: I feel attacked

    • @faithhouse4202
      @faithhouse4202 2 года назад +70

      Dude I totally forgot about tiger woods, this had me reeling.

    • @aryesm792
      @aryesm792 2 года назад +100

      Dude, my brain never separated Tiger from Woods. I just never stopped to realize his first name was Tiger. I always thought, Tiger Woods, never Tiger nor Woods. Mind blown.

    • @sobruhkey
      @sobruhkey 2 года назад +17

      "Tiger" is a nickname though not his legal name lol

    • @Panchmahabhut
      @Panchmahabhut 6 месяцев назад +2

      There is also an Indian actor called Tiger Shroff.

    • @Saya_562
      @Saya_562 2 месяца назад +1

      @@sobruhkeyI was today years old when I learned that 😂 Thank you

  • @essisalmensaari
    @essisalmensaari 3 года назад +3004

    Him fixing his Gucci necklace with electrical tape is the most Dylan thing he could've done

    • @alexruby8928
      @alexruby8928 3 года назад +6

      @aylin alz yep

    • @alexruby8928
      @alexruby8928 3 года назад +9

      @aylin alz he got it to just splurge some money, go and watch the shopping spree video with Misoa 😄

    • @tobekindlyunkind
      @tobekindlyunkind 3 года назад +3

      poor ppl solutions

  • @maryooowoahh
    @maryooowoahh 3 года назад +3417

    dylan being drunk & having purple teeth makes him look like a kid who just ate a lollipop and is high off of the sugar lmao

    • @janiahpapaya5988
      @janiahpapaya5988 3 года назад +64

      That’s basically what he is

    • @scarletblack4887
      @scarletblack4887 3 года назад +16

      Most accurate thing in the comments!!

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 6 месяцев назад +3

      I never knew wine did that 🤷 (I don't drink)

    • @mattie_cakes
      @mattie_cakes 3 месяца назад

      This ❤

    • @TheRealMCMXCIII
      @TheRealMCMXCIII 2 месяца назад

      I was trying to figure out if it was my screen brightness 😂

  • @katchtree
    @katchtree 3 года назад +5471

    The progression of the winemouth Dylan gets through this is inspiring.

    • @rachellambert6659
      @rachellambert6659 3 года назад +50

      exactly what i was thinking 😂

    • @katuhclysmic
      @katuhclysmic 3 года назад +155

      Lol I'm 13 minutes in and I just noticed it. I was like "why do his teeth look darker than usual?"

    • @craftyluna6381
      @craftyluna6381 3 года назад +44

      Is that wine made of ink though?

    • @gaearin1662
      @gaearin1662 3 года назад +48

      @@craftyluna6381 nah red wine does that sometimes. Pretty annoying but it's so good

    • @ellenasaldana3931
      @ellenasaldana3931 3 года назад +7

      I was dying, I thought I was crazy lol

  • @larissafonseca4007
    @larissafonseca4007 3 года назад +1862

    Dylan never misses a chance to highlight the only expensive item he has: the gucci necklace.
    EDIT: a necklace that is also broken and held together with tape.

    • @Booksandothernerdthings
      @Booksandothernerdthings 3 года назад +16

      Not anymore RIP

    • @AlienZizi
      @AlienZizi 2 года назад +13

      and it isnt even good quality 😭 i have had cheaper precious metal jewellery thats impossible to break. no shade to dylan, i just hate cheap hype brands and he deserves better for his money

    • @TheRealMCMXCIII
      @TheRealMCMXCIII 2 месяца назад

      I think you can take it back to Gucci and they'll fix it, thats gotta be built into the price, right?

  • @inbal9743
    @inbal9743 3 года назад +859

    "this is a new series called 'night drinking"
    all of Dylan's segments are just him allowing himself to live the good life while making a living and honestly? what a power move.

  • @heather7895
    @heather7895 3 года назад +9578

    I laughed way too hard when Dylan said “I turned 30 and became the bully”

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 года назад +35

      Started with 20 for me, but it's a different level with 30 😁

    • @miahjo
      @miahjo 3 года назад +77

      It was “put a cork in it” that killed me, I laughed so hard

    • @scarletgiry3958
      @scarletgiry3958 3 года назад +13

      @@miahjo Same, I had to pause for a minute

    • @sunflower1324
      @sunflower1324 3 года назад +5

      Same lol

  • @ScarletFox21
    @ScarletFox21 3 года назад +12828

    Just in case Dylan sees this: use a safety pin to connect and fix the necklace, it’s easy to take off and on.

    • @spooks7076
      @spooks7076 3 года назад +217

      this needs to be upvoted ssssoooooo much

    • @disha.t
      @disha.t 3 года назад +43

      OMG

    • @dharabarot4033
      @dharabarot4033 3 года назад +76

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY IDK WHY HE DIDNT THINK OF IT

    • @signew.s.6482
      @signew.s.6482 3 года назад +7

      YES

    • @courtgodley7789
      @courtgodley7789 3 года назад +9

      came here to comment that!

  • @sandy-fo5rh
    @sandy-fo5rh 3 года назад +4616

    love how he still calls every commentary video “commentary monday”

  • @just-a-witch-who-reads
    @just-a-witch-who-reads 3 года назад +639

    Dylan complaining about the lack of lighting, totally agree, all I can see is my own face 🤣🤣

    • @sumedha51
      @sumedha51 Год назад +8

      ig thats supposed to be the scare

  • @maem7462
    @maem7462 3 года назад +425

    When Dylan said "Miss quirky little scarf girl" then the same thing was said in the movie I laughed so much bc once again he predicted a movie

  • @angles4307
    @angles4307 3 года назад +9566

    "If I found that a camera could kill people, I wouldn't tell people. I'd just go around killing my enemies." This is literally modern day Death Note. Light, that you? 💀

    • @Alex7Manu
      @Alex7Manu 3 года назад +143

      I was thinking the same thing 😆😆

    • @omegasage777
      @omegasage777 3 года назад +190

      Tbh he's not wrong...LOL. Maybe we are all Light Yagami

    • @muskaan3711
      @muskaan3711 3 года назад +25

      I thought the same lol

    • @queenmarshmallow8013
      @queenmarshmallow8013 3 года назад +41

      Doesn't Death Note take place in the modern day?

    • @Kylesb
      @Kylesb 3 года назад +69

      @@queenmarshmallow8013 Kinda. The main Kira storyline is set in the 2000s, though a few events indirectly related to the main story take place in the 2010s.

  • @Sarahonwheels
    @Sarahonwheels 3 года назад +9543

    Dylan getting progressively drunk to watch a terrible movie is a vibe.

    • @musaviki783
      @musaviki783 3 года назад +39

      It's hilarious

    • @kaylyn2198
      @kaylyn2198 3 года назад +8

      Love your profile pic!

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels 3 года назад +12

      @@kaylyn2198 thank you! I wish that this Loki wasn't in it for 5 seconds, but enjoyed the series anyway. I wonder how they are going to take loki now that he's an anti-hero.

    • @dromeson
      @dromeson 3 года назад +7

      @@Sarahonwheels all they said was love the profile picture

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels 3 года назад +4

      @@dromeson I know!

  • @oliyuprimizhu1326
    @oliyuprimizhu1326 3 года назад +5195

    "One thing that needs to happen, is..." *stares in the distance*
    "I had a train of thought."
    _drinks wine from the bottle like its a baby bottle_

    • @nicanproud
      @nicanproud 2 года назад +123

      My favorite character development in this video is Dylan going from a glass to straight out the bottle lol

  • @leyla-ph4kp
    @leyla-ph4kp 3 года назад +541

    dylan progressively going from drinking out of the glass to chugging straight from the bottle is hilarious

  • @sofarle
    @sofarle 3 года назад +975

    I hate encouraging drinking... but this is way too entertaining to just be a one-time thing, drunk Dylan is the saviour of the horrible 2021 year we've had

  • @PandabearArchery
    @PandabearArchery 3 года назад +7969

    Lol Dylan’s lips slowly turning purple make this 10x funnier. And then when he notices? 💀

    • @Indrea13
      @Indrea13 3 года назад +32

      Lmao right 🤣🤚

    • @sheyzalez8168
      @sheyzalez8168 3 года назад +57

      ok so it wasn't just me thinking this . lol

    • @starangel2485
      @starangel2485 3 года назад +8

      Cause he was drunk didn't you hear what he said

    • @a.hughes8524
      @a.hughes8524 3 года назад +2

      [Old photo] So it's not just me! cool 😆🤣

    • @Anarke_1704
      @Anarke_1704 3 года назад +88

      And his fucking teeth! They're all stained... It's the only thing I can see LMAOO

  • @ambercurrie2004
    @ambercurrie2004 3 года назад +3003

    Dylan just looks completely exhausted when he's drunk. His eyes are barely open

    • @vanessasantoyo2870
      @vanessasantoyo2870 3 года назад +226

      This is because red wine/champagne uses the skin of red grapes that contain melatonin, and wine (especially red) contains high amount of sugar and when the body consumes sugar the pancreas releases insulin that then makes the blood stream achieve homeostasis. Which is why when one consumes wine they feel veryyy relaxed. Sleepy.& Calm. Compared to if they drink liquor most people get loud and want to move around and dance. Etc :)

    • @ambercurrie2004
      @ambercurrie2004 3 года назад +73

      @@vanessasantoyo2870 Very interesting...I never knew that. Then again, I don't drink, so I never really had to think about it. I thought it was just Dylan was lol

    • @Dsstiny
      @Dsstiny 3 года назад +53

      @@vanessasantoyo2870 the fact that i just understood everything you said makes me feel kinda smart✋🏾💀

    • @so_dramatic
      @so_dramatic 3 года назад +24

      @@vanessasantoyo2870 that’s a really cool fact, you learn something new everyday

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 3 года назад +6

      @@vanessasantoyo2870 Thank you Vanessa

  • @seungmo7192
    @seungmo7192 3 года назад +11465

    Dylan's teeth slowly turning darker as the video progresses matches the video so well 👁👁

    • @betweencurls
      @betweencurls 3 года назад +138

      that’s the best part

    • @kiansskz
      @kiansskz 3 года назад +55

      hi stay! ^^

    • @saraseehusen5218
      @saraseehusen5218 3 года назад +38

      Stay unite 🙌🏼 y’all have good taste in music and videos 🧡

    • @Jah_LEASE_yah
      @Jah_LEASE_yah 3 года назад +136

      literally I thought I was going crazy. LOL I was like "are his teeth purple???"

    • @ariyatabassumabdullah1143
      @ariyatabassumabdullah1143 3 года назад +75

      i couldn't stop laughing at how dark it got as the movie went by lmao

  • @socialgh0st
    @socialgh0st 3 года назад +98

    Genuinely one of my fave vids. Watching Dylan slowly get drunker, stumbling over his words, his hair getting messed up... his teeth and lips getting stained by the wine?? iconic. I love it.

  • @The-bi5ry
    @The-bi5ry 5 месяцев назад +9

    I'm so self conscious about a big scar near my throat and its tied to a really traumatic memory. Somehow drunk Dylan's speech about scars made me feel so happy I teared up. I wont cover it up anymore Dylan.

  • @alexandriacosta2229
    @alexandriacosta2229 3 года назад +5539

    My absolute favorite line:
    "We're not here to deal with your past demons. We're here to deal with the camera demons."

  • @agoofygoober7649
    @agoofygoober7649 3 года назад +1905

    “What rules is the demon following?”
    “Also I don’t really care”
    I relate to this on a spiritual level.

  • @pragyasingh2297
    @pragyasingh2297 3 года назад +2062

    Omg “Drunk Dylan Movie Reviews” needs to become a thing, Drunk Dylan is HILARIOUS 😆

    • @pragyasingh2297
      @pragyasingh2297 3 года назад +2

      @@marinarahal5058 YEA that’s a series that I’d love

    • @giovanna4638
      @giovanna4638 3 года назад +5

      I think it’s impossible because the politics of RUclips :/

    • @pragyasingh2297
      @pragyasingh2297 3 года назад

      @@giovanna4638 You’re probably right :/

    • @taeunaosei9107
      @taeunaosei9107 3 года назад +2

      @@giovanna4638 The channel RAZZLE does movie commentary and they're drunk in all of them, so maybe it's possible? Or the rules would be different cause Dylan is on camera?

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate 3 года назад +2

      I wouldn't like that, I like his reviews more when his over analytical

  • @abbyclapp9548
    @abbyclapp9548 3 года назад +136

    I'm not tipsy, why did watching dylan giggle over "Put a cork in it" leave me under the table

  • @marymiranda2687
    @marymiranda2687 3 года назад +81

    7:48 SAME Dylan. I agree. As a girl who was bullied in Highschool, being called "scarf girl" feels more like a compliment than an insult. Just saying, based from experience.

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate Год назад

      I think everything can be a compliment if your positive and every thing is an attack if your negative and also context.

  • @Museislife115
    @Museislife115 3 года назад +1223

    dylan drinking cheap wine that turns his mouth purple as the video progresses is such a mood

    • @Tati_ab
      @Tati_ab 3 года назад +71

      Okay I seriously thought I was going crazy with seeing his mouth turn purple

    • @brittnianime
      @brittnianime 3 года назад +50

      How you gonna call his wine cheap when he took a whole quiz!? XD

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 3 года назад +8

      @@brittnianime it's cheap but fun!

    • @rrubyprosser
      @rrubyprosser 3 года назад +4

      @@Tati_ab I KNOW i thought that he mightve put foundation on before the video or something and it mightve smudged off his lips and i found it so funny

  • @ashlinntuning1921
    @ashlinntuning1921 3 года назад +840

    Plot twist: the wine is actually just grape juice and dylan is just convincing himself he’s buzzed

  • @akeshaallicock9174
    @akeshaallicock9174 3 года назад +1310

    How can movie commentary mondays be any better?
    Dylan: *adds wine*
    Result- EPIC

  • @kaylavenderwolf7725
    @kaylavenderwolf7725 3 года назад +66

    Say Cheese And Die - R.L Stine.
    This movie, is literally this book. Just with different scenes and characters and monsters. A character from the book is nicknamed Bird, and he ends up dying of a broken neck on the baseball pitch due to the camera.

  • @etherealedits3456
    @etherealedits3456 3 года назад +356

    i love how half the planet is freaking out about squid game while dylan is watching polaroid starring riverdale girl

  • @CarolinaSchmeed447
    @CarolinaSchmeed447 3 года назад +2624

    Even when he’s ✨inebriated✨ Dylan still does a good job of picking apart badly written stories and criticizing the acting

    • @strangerscience3659
      @strangerscience3659 2 года назад +42

      Exactly if he's able to still see the flaws when he's also only noticing halfway through the vid his lips are purple then ur movie sucks on a spiritual level

    • @arantzasanchez6063
      @arantzasanchez6063 2 года назад +6

      I was the 1k like :)

    • @colucloud
      @colucloud 2 года назад +11

      All movies needs to pass the drunk Dylan test

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 2 года назад

      🤣👏

  • @AmandaLapinski
    @AmandaLapinski 3 года назад +7415

    I can’t be the only one distracted by Dylan’s purple mouth, right?!

  • @dany4645
    @dany4645 3 года назад +702

    I'm crying:
    Him getting progressively drunk, the teeth turning darker as the movie progresses
    It's all immaculate

    • @justaudrey3847
      @justaudrey3847 3 года назад +1

      Yooo fellow STAY👁 sick hyunjin pfp

    • @dany4645
      @dany4645 3 года назад

      @@justaudrey3847 omg hiii and thank youuu!!

  • @ambraosadiaye1639
    @ambraosadiaye1639 3 года назад +112

    17:24 main character blames herself for the death of her dad
    side character: " I bet if dad were here he would let u it's not ur fault"
    Dylan:" well anyone can tell u it's not ur fault"
    this is the best reaction that I have ever seen in my life I don't think I'll be lucky enough to ever see a better reaction than this 😳😂😂

  • @jaynek3535
    @jaynek3535 3 года назад +186

    "What rules are we following....also I don't really care" legit crying from laughter. Drunk Dylan is just as funny as sober Dylan, amazing

  • @ann9515
    @ann9515 3 года назад +1104

    Dylan questioning his loneliness while drunk is the most relatable thing ever😂

  • @shay5323
    @shay5323 3 года назад +1107

    Dylan in every commentary: "I have a terrible memory..."
    Dylan in this video: "....back in the red room? No, wait...that's a Christian Grey thing."
    🤣🤣

    • @GreySeashell-j3m
      @GreySeashell-j3m 3 года назад +17

      It's ingrained in him.

    • @ambraosadiaye1639
      @ambraosadiaye1639 3 года назад +6

      oh I thought it meant it was a Christianity and I was so confused 😳😂😂

    • @lemon-parker
      @lemon-parker 3 года назад +11

      this implies drunk dylan has a better memory than sober dylan?

    • @shay5323
      @shay5323 3 года назад +17

      @@lemon-parker omg! I think you're right. Because in the beginning he was like "Isn't that Riverdale girl?" And it was lmao. Its been forever since he did Riverdale...and he remembered.
      Drunk Dylan has a better memory 🤣

  • @mykie4934
    @mykie4934 3 года назад +902

    So glad he’s watching this... the fact that he slowly but surely starts slurring is hysterical 😭

  • @jacquelyn5538
    @jacquelyn5538 3 года назад +93

    Dylan: "I wouldn't be like my child looked like a little tiger coming out of that vag" lmfaooo

    • @ShelbyLynnPin
      @ShelbyLynnPin 3 года назад +5

      Wondering if that's how Tiger Woods got his name now...

  • @aleahparsons8752
    @aleahparsons8752 3 года назад +139

    I absolutely agree. Movies are more fun when they don’t take place in Cali because half of
    us do not live there. Also scars are beautiful 100%! Not just you Dylan! Scars have stories and that’s what makes them interesting.

    • @katjosephperez8772
      @katjosephperez8772 3 года назад +7

      My surgical scars are not nearly as cool as the scar I had from walking drunk in Dallas back to the hotel with a group of coworkers at 2 am. The lighting was spread out too far, and the city has trash cans on the sidewalks. Trash cans that apparently have about 5 inches of metal jutting out into the darkness of night. My Nike golf shirt I’ve had for 10 years was fine; my skin was not.

    • @katjosephperez8772
      @katjosephperez8772 3 года назад +5

      I also have a cool dimple dead center in my left elbow crease that started forming when I was 5 in the hospital with a kidney infection hooked up to an IV for 2 weeks. I have a ton of medical problems that started around age 10, so the dimple/crater is bigger and shows my juicy vein well. It’s like a target for phlebotomists 😎 I love it. It shows that I’ve been through a lot, and I’m still fighting.
      P.S. Human Kindness: I missed the book fair while I was in the hospital. My 1st grade class used parent donations and my teacher’s money and picked out things they thought or knew I would like. They visited me in the hospital (my teacher and all of my classmates), surprising me and bringing balloons and such. It made me so happy and much less afraid. But when I returned to school, they surprised me with gifts from the book fair. My favorite thing was a large Kim Possible poster. I felt overwhelmed and happy (basic little-kid emotions). Mrs. Emerson, wherever you are, I love you so much for your compassion and kind heart!

    • @kphoria1009
      @kphoria1009 3 года назад +4

      i live in california and i feel like i see more non-cali movies lol

    • @tanishad98
      @tanishad98 Год назад +3

      This movie was filmed in Nova Scotia! 🇨🇦

  • @helenamachado9594
    @helenamachado9594 3 года назад +1449

    I'd like to thank Bright Cellars for giving us one of the best movie commentaries EVER! Drunk Dylan is the best!

  • @rilldineth
    @rilldineth 3 года назад +759

    At least the dog survived and that's all that matters, after Dylan doing this commentary drunk lmao.

  • @sameehakawsar518
    @sameehakawsar518 3 года назад +836

    "if i found out my camera could kill people, id just go around taking pictures of my enemies" okay budget light yagami

    • @nuzha101
      @nuzha101 3 года назад +7

      Wait this comment omfg

    • @katjosephperez8772
      @katjosephperez8772 3 года назад +34

      “Budget”? Polaroid film is expensive, and that’s the big kind. Light just has to scribble down a name real quick. If he had that “doctors’ handwriting” tho 😂 Imagine all the accidental deaths trying to get the right person bc the writing was unintelligible

    • @cookieskia7149
      @cookieskia7149 2 года назад +5

      stoopppp!!!!! is so true though, didn't think of that

    • @sameeha2621
      @sameeha2621 2 года назад +5

      Hey, name twin 👋

    • @aniiahie
      @aniiahie 2 года назад +1

      @@katjosephperez8772 to be fair, its a magic polaroid camera it probably doesnt run out

  • @carolinwna
    @carolinwna 2 года назад +55

    dylan drunkenly laughing at his own jokes is way more entertaining that it should be

  • @Polin-dx5ru
    @Polin-dx5ru 3 года назад +51

    I literally said the whole movie “Take a picture of the demon. Take a picture of the demon.”

  • @kendall385
    @kendall385 3 года назад +2340

    im so happy this came out on monday! perfect timing dylan

    • @Lisanner3x
      @Lisanner3x 3 года назад +24

      Its Monday there?

    • @seungmo7192
      @seungmo7192 3 года назад +137

      @@Lisanner3x shhh don't blow our little bubble 🤫

    • @MaXiPS47
      @MaXiPS47 3 года назад +138

      @@Lisanner3x whenever Dylan uploads Monday Movie Commentary the day immediately becomes Monday 😂😂😂

    • @brokenguardianangel8575
      @brokenguardianangel8575 3 года назад +29

      Monday arguably the worst, yet best day of the week.

    • @Lisanner3x
      @Lisanner3x 3 года назад +6

      @@brokenguardianangel8575 its Wednesday here lmao

  • @anouksh
    @anouksh 3 года назад +724

    petition for Dylan to watch a GOOD horror movie so he is absolutely terrifying when watching

    • @Japoesneus
      @Japoesneus 3 года назад +45

      The paranormal activity series he was terrified watching the first one

    • @siennaep8234
      @siennaep8234 3 года назад +21

      Midsommar! That was a traumatising movie 👀

    • @vickybabadoo9927
      @vickybabadoo9927 3 года назад +3

      Evid dead (2013) is a good one, but he may be grossed more than scared now that I think about it 😭😭🤨

    • @robertosobreiro6212
      @robertosobreiro6212 3 года назад +11

      Hereditary 👀

    • @Alohamora99
      @Alohamora99 3 года назад +1

      Shutter 👀

  • @viivivirtanen3951
    @viivivirtanen3951 3 года назад +181

    "Am I making sense or am I just talking" is such a mood

  • @1TSME_1
    @1TSME_1 Год назад +33

    "I would love to hear *my* thoughts" 😂 27:10

  • @photato1277
    @photato1277 3 года назад +47

    This whole movie is basically a Goosebumps plotline with a little bit more chaos
    Say Cheese and Die!

  • @saraborjag.5430
    @saraborjag.5430 3 года назад +358

    When Dy,lan said “Its horrible already… I love it!” I felt that

  • @saz765
    @saz765 3 года назад +356

    dylan with slightly red tinted lips and teeth just looks like a twillight character

  • @OtelRacha
    @OtelRacha 3 года назад +466

    As a small, thin woman with an alocohol tolerance of about zero, it makes me weirdly happy to know that Dylan (a tall ass man) can drink about as much as me before getting tispy/drunk 😂

  • @realswobby
    @realswobby 3 года назад +52

    I love how somewhere around 12:00 Dylan is so visibly dronk, you can see and hear it clearly 😂

  • @iRinnda
    @iRinnda 3 года назад +57

    I was about to comment how cool and composed Dylan is even when drunk,
    but then I watched till the end and felt relief to know I'm not the only one getting intoxicated easily. :D

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di 3 года назад +342

    Dylan's lips, teeth, and tongue should have their own "50 shades of grape" trilogy.

    • @nonofyb
      @nonofyb 3 года назад +3

      Underated comment😂

  • @bethraven884
    @bethraven884 3 года назад +335

    “So if you didn’t think I took Hush seriously enough…oh boy… you might not like this either” 😂😂 dead straight up 👏👏the sass 🙌🙌

  • @jordanhorne7112
    @jordanhorne7112 3 года назад +436

    Haven’t watched the video yet BUT I was an extra on the set of Polaroid in the scene where they burn the picture and it was so fun to be a part of. Was filmed in my old high school during Easter break so it was great to be there and fuck around

    • @jc-zt9uw
      @jc-zt9uw 3 года назад +25

      OMG that’s so coolllll

    • @Wariors_World
      @Wariors_World 3 года назад +4

      Awesome!!

    • @haleyboyd8396
      @haleyboyd8396 3 года назад +2

      So you met Samantha Logan?!

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh 3 года назад +2

      So the snow was real?

    • @jordanhorne7112
      @jordanhorne7112 3 года назад +7

      @@rahbeeuh very real, it was in Canada during March haha

  • @retrodreamings
    @retrodreamings 3 года назад +23

    *”Oh don’t scare me, I can’t jump. I have wine.”* - Dylan

  • @charlottecochrane318
    @charlottecochrane318 3 года назад +17

    “Look at how lowly that lamp is lit” made me laugh for like 9 minutes 😂

  • @lanacharlotte2010
    @lanacharlotte2010 3 года назад +795

    wholesomely ending the video with a drunken “i love you, toodles” was funnier to me than it should’ve been

  • @juliabower6903
    @juliabower6903 3 года назад +2368

    Anyone think Dylan’s commentary is more talkative when he’s drinking?

  • @blackforestwaltz
    @blackforestwaltz 3 года назад +163

    “I’d just go around taking photos of my enemies”
    Dylan, your Light Yagami is slipping out 🤣

    • @hfollman98
      @hfollman98 3 года назад +14

      I feel like he would love death note, honestly

    • @carysekloppers3574
      @carysekloppers3574 3 года назад +1

      Yo. I thought the exact same thing when ge said that. 😂

  • @elanapiggott6550
    @elanapiggott6550 3 года назад +22

    Dyan being tipsy 3 minutes into the video is the most on brand thing I've seen all week

  • @Shli901
    @Shli901 Год назад +19

    Just wanted to say that your editing is *mwah* chef's kiss. One thing that always stands out to me is how you overlap the sound from the next bit with the frame from the previous shot (like at 26:43) and it's so good! Love ya, Dylan!

  • @hollypendred
    @hollypendred 3 года назад +3030

    I like tipsy Dylan, he's funny and adorable, the way he slurs his words and gets all sleepy. it's cute 😊

    • @AXVTemple
      @AXVTemple 2 года назад +94

      The guy could barely keep his head straight-

    • @kaliyahrodriguez5779
      @kaliyahrodriguez5779 2 года назад +4

      He has a girlfriend 😤🙄🤨

    • @hollypendred
      @hollypendred 2 года назад +51

      @@kaliyahrodriguez5779 and???

    • @tristaleigh444
      @tristaleigh444 2 года назад +4

      @@kaliyahrodriguez5779 who’s his gf?

    • @Daeb-d3p
      @Daeb-d3p 2 года назад +5

      He is married to Da'Naia Broadus and they have two kids, I THINK! thats what google said idk

  • @Mewuem
    @Mewuem 3 года назад +199

    Dylan would love Death Note lol. "I wouldn't tell anyone. I'd just go around taking pictures of my enemies"

    • @Kylesb
      @Kylesb 3 года назад +2

      It’d be awesome seeing him dissect the series. He might actually like it, too!

  • @_elevenofspades
    @_elevenofspades 3 года назад +352

    I’m living for Dylan’s ear-to-ear smile at every single jumpscare/death/transition. It perfectly encaptures the vibe of someone saying “that’s cute” 😂😂

  • @ruthielee5718
    @ruthielee5718 3 года назад +71

    I just loved seeing Dylan's progression from being alright to tipsy. He is so hilarious lol

  • @meg_atron888
    @meg_atron888 3 года назад +15

    "I'm not afraid…..maybe because i'm half drunk?
    -Dylan 2021

  • @aryikautsahi
    @aryikautsahi 3 года назад +527

    I aspire to achieve that level of humbleness, Dylan.

  • @apollonie7042
    @apollonie7042 3 года назад +191

    Dylan : People in hollywood think that only californian life is representative of everyone's experience
    The rest of the world watching american movies : 👁👄👁

  • @prsperfectlysaneobsession82
    @prsperfectlysaneobsession82 3 года назад +10

    My favourite line is “am I even making sense? Or am I just talking”

  • @srivaishnavij9681
    @srivaishnavij9681 3 года назад +59

    I think Dylan should do maybe another deep dark secrets video while he is drunk. Is it just me or is someone else with me?

  • @lkim9634
    @lkim9634 3 года назад +326

    "Why does inebriated have a sexual connotation to me?"
    Sounds like someone enjoyed their 20s.

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 3 года назад +136

    25:53 I was listening to Dead Meat podcast interview one of the actressess from the Too Many Cooks adult swim video, and she told a story about how she was almost kidnapped while walking her dog IN REAL LIFE, and she gives anicdotal validation to the "tripping while running away from the badguy" thing. She explained that her body and brain weren't syncing up in that adrenaline moment where her mind went RUN!! RUN RUN RUN! her body went "wait- WHAt? what are we doing??" so her legs/feet weren't moving how she expected and she tripped.
    The catch to adrenaline seperates your awareness of your body, why you're not aware of pain/wounds in that moment, could be that you're way more suseptable to uncoordinated. So I assume when you are running in a panicked state, espeically when you're not fully aware of what's going on/what is after you, you wouldn't fully know where your feet are.

    • @leylahg1108
      @leylahg1108 2 года назад +14

      Oh wow didn't know that

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate Год назад +3

      To be honest that makes sense, it's like having a panic attack so hard that your legs stop working and it won't let you stand still.

  • @Brianna_Gayle
    @Brianna_Gayle 3 года назад +139

    “We’re not here to deal with your past demons, we’re here to deal with the camera demons” 😂

  • @Ram-mu7kl
    @Ram-mu7kl 3 года назад +43

    This was fun, Dylan. Adding alcohol was a good idea lmao
    Would be fun for you to do the movie Shutter as comparison, the original Thai horror movie from 2004 also about creepy photographs

  • @LiminalQueenMedia
    @LiminalQueenMedia 10 месяцев назад +4

    Dylans bright white teeth slowly wine staining through out this video is so adorable.

  • @jenniferlloyd9245
    @jenniferlloyd9245 3 года назад +647

    Heard the movie commentary Monday thing and suddenly forgot it’s Wednesday haha threw me into a mad panic that I’d missed uni 😂

    • @Polarisstressed
      @Polarisstressed 3 года назад +12

      Shhhh. It's still Monday. You forgot nothing 🤫

    • @jenniferlloyd9245
      @jenniferlloyd9245 3 года назад +3

      @@Polarisstressed hahaha oh no its monday oops 😅

    • @Polarisstressed
      @Polarisstressed 3 года назад +5

      @@jenniferlloyd9245 better start panicking now, you'll miss your Uni. Fellow troublemaker 😂

    • @doodlebob6561
      @doodlebob6561 3 года назад +1

      I actually checked to make sure it was actually Wednesday I feel bamboozled

  • @seamusroryorion8192
    @seamusroryorion8192 3 года назад +913

    I've never related harder to something Dylan said than his spiel about how he thinks scars are super cool and he would absolutely talk about them openly lol

  • @cloverhouse3146
    @cloverhouse3146 3 года назад +710

    I like how Dylan’s entire mouth gets progressively more wine-stained throughout the video

  • @wolfiery
    @wolfiery 2 года назад +9

    Dylan's Gucci necklace breaks again.
    Dylan: I'm too tipsy to give a shit
    Also Dylan: *puts on replacement necklace*

  • @melodycervantes2901
    @melodycervantes2901 3 года назад +7

    2:13 When I saw that Dylan had Itaewon Class, Abyss and My Holo Love on "My List," I literally yelled "Thats right Dylan!"

    • @cleodragomir1529
      @cleodragomir1529 3 года назад +1

      hahahah i noticed that too and let out a shriek ! I only hope he watches them in korean and not dubbed lmao

  • @evelynmendessantana2872
    @evelynmendessantana2872 3 года назад +240

    Dylan barely being able to maintain his eyes open when drunk is literally me. Two sips and I'm donezo

  • @kellytaylor4839
    @kellytaylor4839 3 года назад +163

    I'm cryin at the state of dylan being tipsy commentating. You should do this more.😭😂

  • @nefelifonia1141
    @nefelifonia1141 3 года назад +69

    "I can't jump, I have wine" is now one of my favorite phrases

  • @ellipiganbarimasu2641
    @ellipiganbarimasu2641 3 года назад +23

    we love Drunk Dylan. he's like that one aunt who sass insult you in family gatherings lol

  • @Saaaaaaraaa
    @Saaaaaaraaa 3 года назад +5

    The "I love you" at the end was adorable 😂 Drunk Dylan is my favourite Dylan!

  • @andieerixxon621
    @andieerixxon621 3 года назад +285

    Omg buzzed Dylan watching horror movies is everything I didn’t know I needed

  • @Rani-ro1yl
    @Rani-ro1yl 3 года назад +502

    Dylan is putting everyone who's afraid of horror movies in a crisis lately. I want to watch the video ... but I also don't like having nightmares soooo .....

    • @shannonhope7934
      @shannonhope7934 3 года назад +46

      I am also incapable of watching horror films but this is grand because you keep getting distracted by drunk Dylan so it's just funny and it helps to watch during the day and turn the volume down but it's pretty enjoyable overall because of drunk Dylan 😂

    • @sarahjean789
      @sarahjean789 3 года назад +17

      Yeah I could handle this one. Wasnt scary. But I COULD NOT get through hush

    • @shannonhope7934
      @shannonhope7934 3 года назад +3

      @@sarahjean789 yeah that was a hard pass 😂

    • @mariamboogy217
      @mariamboogy217 3 года назад +5

      Yessssss!! Omg I thought I’m the only onnee

    • @charleeseese5839
      @charleeseese5839 3 года назад

      @@sarahjean789 what’s hush abt? I didn’t watch it yet and I wanna know

  • @adakaurlamba6464
    @adakaurlamba6464 3 года назад +143

    Dylans Gucci necklace could never replace the key necklace that we all know and love [damn u, car thief!!!!!]

    • @geo3432
      @geo3432 3 года назад +1

      You sir are a true fan

    • @adakaurlamba6464
      @adakaurlamba6464 3 года назад

      @@geo3432 im female, but yes ig u can call my many hours of binge watching dylans videos again and again as an act of a true fan

  • @roennmiller9010
    @roennmiller9010 2 года назад +7

    i find it so funny that dylan starts new series with no intention of doing another video to be a part of the series

  • @scuba_sushi
    @scuba_sushi 3 года назад +75

    I swear this is not a recommendation of something I’d like to see on your channel:
    Based on what you’ve said you like to see in horror movies and films in general, I’d totally advise you to check it Midsommar just for yourself if it’s something you haven’t already seen. Being a film major myself, there were a lot of things I could appreciate seeing that movie. It’s not a typical horror movie considering everything is shot in bright daylight, and the true horror resides in your own perception of the ending. It definitely rewards you for paying attention.

    • @footgoblin
      @footgoblin 3 года назад +6

      Sadly I don't think he's gonna take the recommendation(at least not any time soon) but I do agree with you. Midsommar has all elements that defies a typical horror movie. That and Hereditary both are amazing in this regard. Let's hope that Dylan does a commentary on it some day lol

  • @ripples2.0
    @ripples2.0 3 года назад +280

    My favorite Dylan Lines in this week's movie commentary monday:
    "Dont scare me, dont make me jump I have wine."
    "Little Miss Quirky Scarf girl...."
    "I would just go around taking pictures of my enemies."
    "I'm not that afraid....maybe cause I'm half drunk."
    "Now that I'm getting tipsy I wanna dance!"
    "Why do lights in this universe do nothing?"
    "EVERYONE'S AMISH! NO LIGHTS!"
    "Yeah put her out bro, she's too hot."
    "What rules is it even following? Also I dont really care."
    "ItS aLwAys mY FaUlT, shut the fuck up!"
    "Neck, you need to hold strong here..."
    "Continuity BITCHES, we're looking for it."
    "You know what? I'm sick of listening to this film, let's put a cork in it." *holds up wine cork*
    "Shes a hundred years old, if it kills her, who cares?"
    "SHE DID SEEM FUCKING CREEPY...then again I thought that first friend was a demon."
    "Am I making sense or am I just talking?"
    "I dont know why so many people who are being chased by murderers always trip over their feet, bunch of klutzes."
    "That was a terrible throw."
    "I love you, toooodles!"

    • @Wariors_World
      @Wariors_World 3 года назад +4

      When i read, *I'm not that afraid.....maybe cause I'm half drunk* he said it😂

    • @ameleck22
      @ameleck22 3 года назад +10

      ooh wha abt “they should’ve just been hanging out in fucking bath tubs”