Keep "FIVE FEET APART" 10 feet away from me

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  • Опубликовано: 15 июн 2019
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  • @annapaula6156
    @annapaula6156 4 года назад +9197

    "it's based on a real story OMG ALL THE JOKES THAT I MADE"

    • @crankydoople
      @crankydoople 3 года назад

      It's what?

    • @emilykozak7249
      @emilykozak7249 3 года назад +19

      Σοφία Τσιμαρα yes dedication to Claire wineland. She had CF and died in September 2018.

  • @aimee4424
    @aimee4424 5 лет назад +23791

    Two people chillin by the pool, 5 feet apart cuz they might die

  • @mayranohelia
    @mayranohelia 3 года назад +3696

    When Dylan says: “You’re gonna leave her after I invested two hours into your romance... Selfish” I felt it.

    • @keu.45-log
      @keu.45-log 2 года назад +10

      1.1 k likes and no comments ?? Well, I am gonna change that 🙂

    • @Cece-islandgorl
      @Cece-islandgorl Год назад +2

      2.2k likes and one comment?? Nah I’m gonna change that

    • @0905Db
      @0905Db 4 месяца назад

      3.3k likes and two comments ?? I'm gonna change that

  • @aminasey
    @aminasey 3 года назад +7006

    "She's wearing a nice dress and he's wearing... flannel"
    I cackled 😂😂

  • @planetofi5hii
    @planetofi5hii 5 лет назад +781

    It's Wednesday. He's wearing pink.
    *mEaN* *GiRlS*

  • @wendyrodriguez1281
    @wendyrodriguez1281 5 лет назад +26113

    Dylan: "If he dies, I'm gonna lose it."
    Movie: *he's okay*
    Dylan: "He's okay. well, that's disappointing."

    • @__megs__5407
      @__megs__5407 5 лет назад +237

      Wendy Rodriguez Tbh while watching the movie the first time, I was really hoping Will would die, but then I thought that Stella was going to die & I was disappointed... but reading the end of the book made me happy

    • @nafisahislam4498
      @nafisahislam4498 5 лет назад +62

      I wanted will to die, I know it's rude

    • @scarlettyoung9718
      @scarlettyoung9718 5 лет назад +109

      @@nafisahislam4498 he probably will cause there's no cure for what he's got can't even get new lungs

    • @Negative1_1
      @Negative1_1 5 лет назад +31

      I wanted everyone to die

    • @alonasteele8526
      @alonasteele8526 5 лет назад +25

      @@nafisahislam4498 i know right, i didn't even cry 'cayse that ending was lame

  • @HannahMcKinney13
    @HannahMcKinney13 3 года назад +6026

    "sex in the Vatican."
    "......hopefully not with the pope"
    😂😂😂

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 3 года назад +28

      I'd be down 😂😂

    • @JayXShredz
      @JayXShredz 3 года назад +6

      Did he mean Vatican City

    • @saraalb3816
      @saraalb3816 3 года назад +8

      Jayden Le I think the Vatican is the actual building in the Vatican City.

    • @JayXShredz
      @JayXShredz 3 года назад +5

      @@saraalb3816 oh ok cuz I just learned my 47 European countries

    • @saraalb3816
      @saraalb3816 3 года назад +4

      @@JayXShredz lmao kn school I have to take the Africa map test and ima die

  • @tineke4134
    @tineke4134 3 года назад +5833

    I can’t believe Dylan didn’t cry HOLY SHIT I was ugly crying for a goddamn hour after it ended

    • @annikakaufer4490
      @annikakaufer4490 3 года назад +65

      Can I like give a double thumbs up for this comment?

    • @thetruth830
      @thetruth830 3 года назад +186

      SAME I also can't believe he didn't pick up on the implications that he died lol

    • @rjp1338
      @rjp1338 3 года назад +66

      this movie is awful lol cringey af and bad acting

    • @umershaikh8012
      @umershaikh8012 3 года назад +19

      @@rjp1338 name a good movie if this is bad

    • @rjp1338
      @rjp1338 3 года назад +24

      @@umershaikh8012 please are you fr? Like i wouldnt even stop typing till the year 2099

  • @hngvan_
    @hngvan_ 5 лет назад +10382

    i just realized cole sprouse always plays the emo characters lol

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 лет назад +378

      cao hong van yeah cuz Cody was so emo

    • @hngvan_
      @hngvan_ 5 лет назад +145

      @@noellefritz5678 emo in a cute way (if that makes sense 🤔)

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 лет назад +86

      cao hong van I wasn't saying emo is bad, I'm just asking how Cody from Zach and Cody was emo lol

    • @hngvan_
      @hngvan_ 5 лет назад +74

      @@noellefritz5678 well actually cody is not that emo, hes kinda nerdy:)) and i didnt say emo is bad tho

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 лет назад +34

      cao hong van I didn't say emo was bad either, I was just responding to you saying "every character Cole sprouse plays is emo" with "so Cody was emo?"

  • @dianaandre1000
    @dianaandre1000 5 лет назад +9236

    Claire was a cf patient that was a consultant for the movie, and that's what made the movie so medically accurate. She died mid filming. That's why they dedicated the movie to her

    • @Novaelline
      @Novaelline 5 лет назад +831

      I was thinking about Claire during the video and then I saw the "For Claire" and f'ing lost it. Didn't know she had been working on the film.

    • @7474jd
      @7474jd 5 лет назад +611

      @Crystal KayNine Yep, really shitty because she got new lungs and died from complications due to the surgery. Stroke or something.

    • @Novaelline
      @Novaelline 5 лет назад +263

      @@dianaandre1000 she has a RUclips channel. Such a beautiful soul and heart she had. She is greatly missed.

    • @rachel3591
      @rachel3591 5 лет назад +74

      Claire wineland !!

    • @belenlen18
      @belenlen18 5 лет назад +46

      i love claire! she was such a sweetheart

  • @Polin-dx5ru
    @Polin-dx5ru 3 года назад +1549

    Dylan: “It’s Wednesday.”
    *wears a pink hoodie*
    I see that Mean Girls reference. Idk if it was intentional or not but I see it

  • @nonameee7963
    @nonameee7963 3 года назад +768

    "If you don't touch heads through glass, you're not in love"
    -Dylan, love guru 2019

  • @sebastianfuller
    @sebastianfuller 5 лет назад +3222

    I love four eyes Dylan. Those glasses are sanitary

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 5 лет назад +20

      Savion Jin S.Coups Ksoo Totally sanitary!

    • @blackmarketdiy9963
      @blackmarketdiy9963 5 лет назад +32

      SO sanitary. Downright squeaky.

    • @snowandfrogs
      @snowandfrogs 5 лет назад +5

      What is it with the 'sanitary' in the comments🤔 I am confused

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 5 лет назад +24

      ᴘᴀᴜʀᴇ sɔonosɔınʇǝ In a few earlier videos, Dylan said he wanted to make ‘Sanitary’ a thing. You can use it as a totally sanitary replacement for cool, dope or lit... 🤣

    • @cchristinengo
      @cchristinengo 5 лет назад +8

      @@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 orrrrrrr " that's so FeTcH"

  • @shimonaa272
    @shimonaa272 5 лет назад +14510

    I can't believe he doesn't remember Rico from Hannah Montana

    • @im6871
      @im6871 5 лет назад +545

      THATS WHY HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

    • @rasp-passiontea8525
      @rasp-passiontea8525 5 лет назад +302

      Wait that wAS HIM-

    • @jassyjones
      @jassyjones 5 лет назад +21

      Shimona A right

    • @jassyjones
      @jassyjones 5 лет назад +58

      Gotham is ending and I’m sad he also guest stared on suite life

    • @AdinaGomez
      @AdinaGomez 5 лет назад +26

      Claire Dé Lune They’re talking about the boy who died not Cole

  • @lourlopezsk
    @lourlopezsk 3 года назад +1757

    "Teenage girls just love emo guys"
    Me at 16: yes
    Me now at 26: yes

    • @Jenskieez
      @Jenskieez 2 года назад +50

      it ain't a phase mom!!

    • @Zimuahaha
      @Zimuahaha 2 года назад +13

      Me at...older than that: yes

    • @carmillaansaac9410
      @carmillaansaac9410 2 года назад +5

      Specially if they're skinny and scrawny😩

    • @sin3358
      @sin3358 2 года назад +5

      Good. Now replace emo with emotionally unavailable men 😂

    • @Teja63859
      @Teja63859 2 года назад +3

      Me: nope

  • @SyntheticDivine
    @SyntheticDivine 3 года назад +1215

    Five feet just wasn't enough. They needed six. Social distancing has taught us all important movie facts.

    • @harasgracey2894
      @harasgracey2894 3 года назад +142

      They make a big deal about it in the book. It’s supposed to be 6ft but she wants to take back a foot, so she makes it 5 ft. It was part of her speech that he didn’t really show.

    • @Ivuxoxo
      @Ivuxoxo 2 года назад +6

      @@harasgracey2894 tbh they cut also the weirdest moments in the movie also, smh

    • @connzerconnor7821
      @connzerconnor7821 2 года назад +1

      That is actually true for cf

    • @jaegerjaqson3355
      @jaegerjaqson3355 2 года назад +4

      It's actually supposed to be 10 ft for COVID but the government said 6 because they didn't think anyone would actually do 10.

  • @S2MariaRosaS2
    @S2MariaRosaS2 5 лет назад +8290

    “Five feet apart CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY”
    The joke was right there Dylan, right there
    Nah you just lost the perfect nostalgic vine joke

    • @gabriellavazquez6624
      @gabriellavazquez6624 4 года назад +30

      S2MariaRosaS2 LMAO thats what i thoughtttttt

    • @aslischmidt1507
      @aslischmidt1507 4 года назад +72

      i was WAiting for him to make that joke but he didnt and i've never been so disappointed

    • @rainbowdreams341
      @rainbowdreams341 4 года назад +21

      I’m disappointed he didn’t even say that

    • @shaniamccoy4379
      @shaniamccoy4379 4 года назад +15

      S2MariaRosaS2 two guyyysss sittin’ in the hot tubbbbb

    • @starrlu
      @starrlu 4 года назад +3

      Five feet apart cuz they might die

  • @loveiseverywhere7744
    @loveiseverywhere7744 4 года назад +18411

    “Five feet apart” - everyone’s life right now

  • @xoxoskywalker1976
    @xoxoskywalker1976 3 года назад +647

    Just a btw new lungs doesn’t mean theyre cured, it means that they get years and years added to their short unfair lives. There’s no cure to CF right now, so even if they both got new lungs, they couldn’t be together 😔 I hope they can someday find a permanent cure for it.

    • @molly_parker_1847
      @molly_parker_1847 2 года назад +39

      Wait, seriously!? There was a little girl on a doctor show that had Cystic Fibrosis. Her life was just one big tragedy one after another and she was only 13. Her dad left her, her mom died in a car crash with her in it so she almost died in the car too. So she became an orphan, she has cystic fibrosis so that means a lot of times in the hospital, and when she finally gets lungs and gets adopted you’re telling me she will die anyways. Unfair world we live in. I know this was a fictional show but some of the scenes with her in it made me cry so hard. And I still think about her sometimes because her storyline was one of my favorites in the show. Btw the person that adopted her was actually a doctor that worked in that hospital because he took an interest in her and started to form a connection with her. It was a really sweet story.

    • @the_neighbors_kid5814
      @the_neighbors_kid5814 2 года назад +23

      @@molly_parker_1847 yeah unfortunately it is not a permanent thing. I have CF and as of now my life span is like maybe 30-40, I know the longest living person with CF only lived to be 86 which is a really long time for someone who has been diagnosed with CF.

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 Год назад +11

      @@molly_parker_1847 yes, cf is permanent, and I have it, though only a mild case. Before any type of medication at all, people born with cf only lived to age two. Nowadays they die around 30, which is still not old but it's a lot better than just two. People with mild cf can live a while tho. Its more of a mucus based thing, and affects more organs than just the lungs so changing lungs can't stop it at all. Also, another fact that's kinda sad, boys born with cf can never have kids, all men with cf are always 100% infertile.

  • @livpace9614
    @livpace9614 3 года назад +3614

    This video made me so happy. I have Cystic Fibrosis. Whenever I talk about my experiences bitches be getting really quiet and never know what to say, and just have this obvious stupid pity. Dylan making jokes at the beginning about them being in the hospital honestly made me feel very weirdly seen, and so happy.

    • @iconicbarbstoastedbuns7308
      @iconicbarbstoastedbuns7308 3 года назад +152

      Hahaa honestly if I didn’t know you I’d be one of those bitches but otherwise I would know better. I hope you’re holding up ! sending you lots of love 💐 !!

    • @vasumathimenaka
      @vasumathimenaka 3 года назад +46

      Hope you’re doing better and I really really wish you get well ☺️😊

    • @episodetalks2070
      @episodetalks2070 3 года назад +12

      hope you get well soon

    • @angelicyoutuber2866
      @angelicyoutuber2866 2 года назад +26

      @@episodetalks2070 bro she doesn’t have a cold

    • @calliegarcia5901
      @calliegarcia5901 2 года назад +74

      @@angelicyoutuber2866 She doesn’t, but she can still get better. Like feeling better.

  • @SicklyStars
    @SicklyStars 5 лет назад +5331

    Dylan you can’t be talkin about “quirky” when you’re wearing circle-frame glasses, a light pink hoodie, and white pants i’m just sayin

  • @zeenazaida.5614
    @zeenazaida.5614 5 лет назад +3578

    "i'm just assuming people are always talking about sex.."
    50 shades of grey got you good buddy.

  • @purpledinosaur7258
    @purpledinosaur7258 2 года назад +243

    I love how he started this as a joke but then got invested in the relationship because it's crying Wednesday

  • @merciieandrews1209
    @merciieandrews1209 3 года назад +581

    A movie that moves Dylan and makes him somewhat cautious of the jokes he says?! I need to watch _Five Feet Apart._

  • @rachel.doremi6974
    @rachel.doremi6974 5 лет назад +2099

    "... after I've invested two hours into your romance? HOW SELFISH " - Dylan, your absolutely right

    • @VampireHunter5790
      @VampireHunter5790 5 лет назад +53

      The plot of the movie makes a lot more sense if you are familiar with Cystic Fibrosis as a disease. People with CF are very prone to respiratory infections, but they are generally not very contagious to healthy people, however, other people with CF they can tend to be a risk to. It seems that this movie is about a very strong bacteria that could prove fatal. And all of the people in this trial have CF and respiratory infections can kill you, even with new lungs that are not a cure for CF. So really he is doing the most selfless thing by telling her that they can't be together, he would rather see her live a long and happy life with new lungs than a shorter one with him.

    • @blooblis642
      @blooblis642 4 года назад +1

      VampireHunter5790 this was a grey’s anatomy episode

    • @VampireHunter5790
      @VampireHunter5790 4 года назад +1

      @@blooblis642 I am aware but I am not sure what point you mean to make by pointing it out?

    • @blooblis642
      @blooblis642 4 года назад

      VampireHunter5790 just saying I guess

    • @VampireHunter5790
      @VampireHunter5790 4 года назад +1

      @@blooblis642 Oh :) Okay. Late here so I guess I was just tired/confused XD

  • @alcyonae
    @alcyonae 4 года назад +18624

    “If he’s gonna die I’m gonna lose it”
    He’s ok
    “Well that’s disappointing”
    DYLAN

    • @rkive6113
      @rkive6113 4 года назад +225

      but you know that this is his way of saying goodbye, right? bc he’s treatment was not even working so he did in fact die.

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 4 года назад +52

      @@rkive6113 well no he didn't die, they met at the airport

    • @rkive6113
      @rkive6113 4 года назад +56

      The Sensitive Libra/Stevie i know that, but what i’m trying to say is that he didn’t last much longer

    • @AliCatGtz
      @AliCatGtz 4 года назад +9

      I couldn't stop laughing when he said that 🤣

    • @surfing_lophie9546
      @surfing_lophie9546 3 года назад +5

      thats cole

  • @phoebemeikle5940
    @phoebemeikle5940 3 года назад +1358

    Dylan: "At least you got his truffles-"
    Stella smashes them.
    Dylan: "...okay, well, you just fucked that, didn't ya?"
    IM WHEEZING, THE TIMING WAS JUST AHAHAHHA 12:34

  • @purplepineapples7875
    @purplepineapples7875 3 года назад +341

    Rico from “Hannah Montana” + Codey from “Suit Life on Deck/Suit Life of Zack and Cody”
    Disney I see you 👀

  • @sophe8602
    @sophe8602 4 года назад +8825

    I love that he calls cole ‘sprousey’
    edit: how has this gotten 7.5k likes in a year what the fuck

  • @aerynf461
    @aerynf461 4 года назад +9736

    Dylan: Why is everyone so sad?!
    Me, sobbing at 1am: THEY'RE DYING DYLAN, THEY'RE DYING

    • @KarlaGarcia-xz5ur
      @KarlaGarcia-xz5ur 4 года назад +85

      This is me right now

    • @niamh830
      @niamh830 4 года назад +155

      I watched this a while ago I cried the entire movie

    • @kaylascott660
      @kaylascott660 3 года назад +4

      Hey! Subscribe to me and I will subscribe to you!

    • @izzysan4013
      @izzysan4013 3 года назад +15

      We are all dieing 😭

    • @gabrielcastelho9645
      @gabrielcastelho9645 3 года назад +8

      yeah thats what people do

  • @demon_pee8248
    @demon_pee8248 3 года назад +699

    As a person with cystic fibrosis- I find it weird that their parents aren’t in the hospital with them as much. I guess because they are older they don’t care, but I hate being by myself

    • @nt4215
      @nt4215 2 года назад +27

      hey how are you doing ?

    • @demon_pee8248
      @demon_pee8248 2 года назад +43

      @@nt4215 I’m good!

    • @franklybawlingoceans88
      @franklybawlingoceans88 2 года назад +16

      Hope you are doing good!

    • @johnsantspree1120
      @johnsantspree1120 2 года назад +9

      I hope you're doing okay right now, don't lose hope 🤗

    • @sejalmateo0361
      @sejalmateo0361 2 года назад +7

      I hope u started enjoying ur own company or found someone with whom you can hang out with, without complications ofc
      Wait do uk claire wineland? You can watch her videos

  • @meganahne2633
    @meganahne2633 3 года назад +455

    Seeing Dylan get so worked up wanting them to end up together and do all the cliché romantic stuff like touching hands through glass despite it being a cliché is so damn wholesome haha

  • @Sam-tk6dq
    @Sam-tk6dq 5 лет назад +3474

    "Does he have the will to live" apparently not in Riverdale

    • @thatweirdchannelnobodysubs96
      @thatweirdchannelnobodysubs96 5 лет назад +66

      And I oop-

    • @kerry3314
      @kerry3314 5 лет назад +57

      Doggyfroggy2001 I wouldn’t either if I were him.

    • @yashira1406
      @yashira1406 4 года назад +6

      that’s for real what I was thinking pf

    • @ruegrande803
      @ruegrande803 4 года назад +7

      He dies in RIVERDALE! I didn’t know that 😭

    • @Sam-tk6dq
      @Sam-tk6dq 4 года назад +8

      @@ruegrande803 well it's suspected, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't

  • @art5620
    @art5620 5 лет назад +5568

    Lmaooo he's wearing pink and he said it was Wednesday 😂😂 "on Wednesday we wear pink"

  • @taehofu
    @taehofu 3 года назад +187

    dylan convinced its a fictional movie: 🤪
    dylan finding out it's a true story; 😮

  • @anthonyjanthonycrowley898
    @anthonyjanthonycrowley898 3 года назад +135

    “They wouldn’t kill two of the three main characters.”
    *Les Miserables fandom cries in french*

  • @tahlia8817
    @tahlia8817 5 лет назад +7168

    No one:
    Dylan watching literally any movie ever: *"iS ThiS tWiLiGhT?"*

    • @cjfeisty
      @cjfeisty 5 лет назад +81

      dylan is a total twihard and he can't convince any of us otherwise

    • @tahlia8817
      @tahlia8817 5 лет назад +12

      @@cjfeisty facts

    • @eduardazaccani2615
      @eduardazaccani2615 4 года назад +17

      he ALWAYS do twilight references

    • @maya1270
      @maya1270 4 года назад +6

      Tahlia i mean who doesn’t compare every movie to twilight 😈

    • @nicoleffion1563
      @nicoleffion1563 4 года назад +1

      Tahlia lmao

  • @juliaeisan1816
    @juliaeisan1816 5 лет назад +4433

    dylan in a pink hoodie and glasses is the cutest shit i have EVER SEEN

    • @haleyseluke9683
      @haleyseluke9683 5 лет назад +83

      julia e it’s so sanitary

    • @lea7834
      @lea7834 5 лет назад +30

      See him without that hoodie and you'll be shook😂

    • @CheerUp2
      @CheerUp2 5 лет назад +66

      Giving us the big soft boy energy in the best way possible

    • @maialaa3935
      @maialaa3935 5 лет назад +1

      Yaaaaas

    • @fleurxx6978
      @fleurxx6978 5 лет назад +7

      Same colour as your profile pic

  • @anabellebuenrrostro6193
    @anabellebuenrrostro6193 3 года назад +113

    Honestly, Poe's death was the saddest for me because I only see him as Rico from Hannah Montana and he was my favorite character so when he died in this movie I was crying like there was no tomorrow.

    • @yikesgina
      @yikesgina 2 года назад +1

      It broke my heart. But so did the ending

  • @alysongrace5044
    @alysongrace5044 3 года назад +174

    Dylan:“At least you got his truffles”
    Stella: *immediately yeets them across the room*
    Dylan: “well you fucked that up”

  • @chiararaino1761
    @chiararaino1761 5 лет назад +3348

    Dylan: "I want a happy ending"
    Me:"oh clearly Dylan doesn't know what cystic fibrosis is"

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 лет назад +147

      ChiaraRainbow Sarah Wiley has CF and wrote a book on CF and it has a happy ending. Also I've learned from her how horrible the disease is and now unrealistic this movie is.

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 лет назад +39

      ChiaraRainbow the book is called One Last Breath I think, you should read it

    • @alexiskis1503
      @alexiskis1503 5 лет назад +22

      He also wanted them to get cured

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 года назад

      el from space there wasn't nearly enough transplants and coughing or doing vests

    • @alexiskis1503
      @alexiskis1503 4 года назад +20

      @@noellefritz5678 look up some of the reactions from CFrs they said it was pretty spot on however everyone is different some may have it better or worse. Only so much you can fit into a 110ish minute movement

  • @addisynhawkes2673
    @addisynhawkes2673 5 лет назад +3491

    Hey Dylan, you should wear pink more you be looking sanitary ;)

    • @theabjornsson2553
      @theabjornsson2553 5 лет назад +14

      Addisyn Hawkes yaaasss

    • @christian8156
      @christian8156 5 лет назад +22

      Callback 😂

    • @MoonDancer13
      @MoonDancer13 5 лет назад +71

      Dylan: Fetch is never gonna happen
      Also Dylan: Let's make Sanitary happen

    • @farrahwho
      @farrahwho 5 лет назад +5

      i was about to comment this exact same thing lmao

    • @annaejaz3603
      @annaejaz3603 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @livvibebb208
    @livvibebb208 3 года назад +156

    It kills me how they didn’t add in the 8 months later part at the Airport!

    • @phoenixblue-koszalka1518
      @phoenixblue-koszalka1518 3 года назад +10

      I know! That's one of the best parts of the story.

    • @felicityedwards1306
      @felicityedwards1306 2 года назад

      The movie came first, the book added that.

    • @phoenixblue-koszalka1518
      @phoenixblue-koszalka1518 2 года назад +4

      @@felicityedwards1306 Uh....no, it didn't. The movie is based off of the novel.

    • @felicityedwards1306
      @felicityedwards1306 2 года назад

      @@phoenixblue-koszalka1518 Principal production began in 2018 on May 25 in New Orleans, and concluded another month later on June 26. The book was released in November.

    • @felicityedwards1306
      @felicityedwards1306 2 года назад

      @@phoenixblue-koszalka1518 Five Feet Apart was published by Simon & Schuster and is based on an original screenplay by Mikki Daughtry and Tobias Iaconi.

  • @K_Bakes
    @K_Bakes 3 года назад +132

    “Today feels like a day to cry, cause it’s Wednesday”
    It’s Wednesday my dudes
    AaaaAAaah!

  • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
    @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat 5 лет назад +1755

    "If you don't touch heads through glass, you're not in love." *Facts, Dylan, facts.* 😹

  • @megangaillour4123
    @megangaillour4123 4 года назад +3507

    "He's got that emo attitude that only death can cure"😂😂😂

  • @giedresarnauskaite845
    @giedresarnauskaite845 3 года назад +360

    Dylan: let him get cured
    me: bro... CF is literally incurable

  • @youngsoulb8471
    @youngsoulb8471 3 года назад +33

    As someone who has Cystic Fibrosis I don’t know how to feel about this lol
    But for some clarification: he wasn’t the one at risk for giving her CPR - she was. He has a very deadly bacteria and if she catches it not only can she die but she won’t get new lungs.
    And to anyone saying this isn’t real: people with CF aren’t supposed to be together, and there is actually a real case where 2 ppl with CF ignored that and started a relationship anyway and they both died.
    So yeah. 🤷🏻‍♀️
    However this movie does bother me when it comes to her not wanting the lungs cause that just isn’t very realistic - the majority of us who suffer from CF would jump at the chance of getting new lungs, even though it’s not a cure. It just prolong things!

    • @leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631
      @leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631 6 месяцев назад +1

      yes it does probably seem weird but as someone who has never had CF but has survivors guilt and was suicidal at a point i understand her so much
      i had survivors guilt because so much of my family had passed away and i couldn’t save them because they were sick
      and it made me suicidal
      and if someone would’ve offered me the chance to stop being suicidal i probably wouldn’t have taken it
      because i just wanted to get over the guilt
      but in the end she took the chance on life and started doing her treatments to live
      i started doing treatments to live
      everyone copes differently ya know

  • @pinkalpaca1123
    @pinkalpaca1123 3 года назад +7560

    Dylan: her sister died bro, don’t make jokes
    Dylan 10 minutes before: i’M gLaD HeR siStER DieD

    • @togaold
      @togaold 3 года назад +49

      that was the joke djdj

    • @shadowswirl637
      @shadowswirl637 2 года назад +6

      Yea that’s the joke

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 2 года назад +4

      "I'm sorry about whatever I said about your sister"

    • @LuchoPiastri
      @LuchoPiastri 2 года назад

      @@marionnelson4353 ._.

    • @Isabellediaz112
      @Isabellediaz112 Год назад

      @@togaold that was the joke of the original comment

  • @Esther_hamp
    @Esther_hamp 4 года назад +4279

    Dylan: at least you have his truffles
    Stella: *throws truffles*

    • @Izzy-ez7lb
      @Izzy-ez7lb 3 года назад +34

      That was like 2-300 dollars worth of truffles too

    • @carrie9571
      @carrie9571 3 года назад +14

      Dylan: Well ya lodt that too 👁👄👁

    • @tothestars4242
      @tothestars4242 2 года назад +4

      I died at that part 💀💀

  • @spn_girl73
    @spn_girl73 3 года назад +58

    If Five Feet Apart was made in 2020, it would be called "Six Feet Apart"

    • @hannahc9785
      @hannahc9785 2 года назад +4

      The whole point is that they’re supposed to be six feet apart bc thats how far water droplets from the mouth travel but they take back a foot

    • @spn_girl73
      @spn_girl73 2 года назад

      @@hannahc9785 yeah I know that. It was a joke

  • @EmmaKantz
    @EmmaKantz 2 года назад +43

    “LiKe mE oR iLl kIlL mYsElF” the fact that this made me literally belly laugh is an issue 😂

  • @user-cr8yg1hm4l
    @user-cr8yg1hm4l 5 лет назад +4152

    Dude, the writers were either hella into “The fault in our stars” or freaking loved vine

    • @kahti170
      @kahti170 4 года назад +98

      It's based off a real story

    • @zaynabspain4825
      @zaynabspain4825 4 года назад +15

      @@kahti170 five feet apart? No it's not

    • @rainliketheweather4086
      @rainliketheweather4086 4 года назад +286

      @JusticeFor Alexei Claire was the inspiration for Stella's character, but the story itself is not based on a real story. Claire ended up dying shortly after a lung transplant in 2018.

    • @lenitadsouza8302
      @lenitadsouza8302 4 года назад +23

      @JusticeFor Alexei their love story was literally what the movie was about. would've been better if it was only about the girl.

    • @zaynabspain4825
      @zaynabspain4825 4 года назад +7

      @JusticeFor Alexei no it wasn't based on claires life she was just an inspiration like the person above just said

  • @jasminegarcia3993
    @jasminegarcia3993 5 лет назад +3472

    Claire was a CF activist, she helped with this movie and was the inspiration behind Stella’s character. She passed away shortly after a lung transplant in 2018. She started a non-profit organization that helps patients with CF.

    • @mishapenmoonmoth
      @mishapenmoonmoth 5 лет назад +247

      yay someone acknowledged her !! i literally burst into MORE tears in the theater when i saw the dedication image.

    • @ellie2454
      @ellie2454 4 года назад +71

      Yeah poor Claire she was so inspirational

    • @SeveralScreamingCats
      @SeveralScreamingCats 4 года назад +95

      I was hoping someone would mention her. Claire Wineland was such a sweet and kind person.

    • @anamartin5136
      @anamartin5136 4 года назад +41

      As soon as she popped up on the screen I lost it. She was such a kind soul

    • @adajmahal2671
      @adajmahal2671 4 года назад +42

      I remember first seeing her videos on twitter where she would talk about what it was like living with CF and giving updates on her life. Her personality was just so amazing and addicting that you couldn’t help but smile and feel so happy when you saw her. A few weeks later after I’d found out about her she passed away and it was so heartbreaking. Her legacy will truly live on and I hope she’s remembered for the beautiful person that she was.

  • @siennajademusic8877
    @siennajademusic8877 3 года назад +38

    12:34 “at least he’s got his truf-“ *smashes truffles* “welp ok”

  • @giorgiacolombo3118
    @giorgiacolombo3118 3 года назад +41

    I love how he can find a connection between Twilight and EVERY SINGLE MOVIE😂😂😂

  • @mamanjie7933
    @mamanjie7933 4 года назад +3955

    Dylan: “Her sister died bro, don’t make jokes”
    Also Dylan: *makes jokes about her dead sister the whole movie*

    • @nishtha1315
      @nishtha1315 4 года назад +4

      He's a hypocrite!

    • @katiecvlogs9361
      @katiecvlogs9361 4 года назад +48

      Nishtha Calm down. Dylan was just joking around.

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 года назад +38

      It sounds like Dylan has two sides of his brain competing for dominance

    • @love4soapie
      @love4soapie 4 года назад +3

      KatieC Vlogs How do you know that they weren’t joking as well

    • @castorhyfsat858
      @castorhyfsat858 3 года назад +4

      congratulations!!🥂🎉🎉 you got the joke!😀😃🙂

  • @matealozic1235
    @matealozic1235 4 года назад +3393

    "If you don't touch heads through glass, youre not in love" this had me dying

    • @Ema-br1wp
      @Ema-br1wp Год назад +4

      MATEA HEJ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @roxie6254
      @roxie6254 Год назад +2

      its giving "dickhead says what?" "wha't?" energy lol

  • @artstudentlife
    @artstudentlife 3 года назад +107

    Actually the girl who they based it on, died during filming or production or something. Actually the actors spoke to her and connected with her so that they could do the roles and people living with CF justice. They mention it in an interview. This is not to say anything about the jokes in the video, I do understand dark humour but I just wanted to let you know :)

    • @emmah1750
      @emmah1750 2 года назад +1

      Wow that’s so sad. Is it dedicated to her or did these events actually happen? I’m assuming not, (but I know she does indeed have cf)

    • @reesewithoutaspoon
      @reesewithoutaspoon 2 года назад +1

      @@emmah1750
      They dedicated the movie to her

    • @emmah1750
      @emmah1750 2 года назад

      @@reesewithoutaspoon thats nice! Thanks for informing me

    • @leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631
      @leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631 6 месяцев назад

      @@emmah1750some parts are based on her
      like stella having youtube
      claire had youtube channel

  • @emilysarah4340
    @emilysarah4340 2 года назад +49

    i watched this movie because it’s on netflix now and i’m quite literally sobbing.

  • @CloseToHomeEP
    @CloseToHomeEP 5 лет назад +1954

    Dylan: It's wednesday
    Regina George: on wernesdays we wear pink
    Dylan: wears pink
    🤗🤗

  • @annah.2928
    @annah.2928 5 лет назад +771

    Camera man: How far you want me to zoom?
    Director: yes

  • @brittanybarrows9458
    @brittanybarrows9458 3 года назад +48

    Only Dylan can make an extremely sad movie this funny with his jokes

  • @valentinamaio7289
    @valentinamaio7289 3 года назад +23

    “You can still see him if you go back into the room” damn

  • @stellamarie9593
    @stellamarie9593 5 лет назад +604

    Dylan: “Her sister died bro, don’t make jokes!”
    Also Dylan: Consistently makes jokes about her sisters death

  • @stellabella3337
    @stellabella3337 5 лет назад +1483

    I love how he feels bad for making jokes after seeing Claire even though we know that Claire would have thought this video was hilarious

  • @isabellabiancotti1690
    @isabellabiancotti1690 3 года назад +25

    I love how in every movie commentary Dylan eventually hopes it will become a horror movie! Like stab someone or beat the to death, secret stalker/psycho. Love it!
    ps, they could never be together cause even if they both got new lungs they still have cystic fibrosis, which means they can still infect each other and potentially destroy their lungs again.

  • @cybermatthew1
    @cybermatthew1 3 года назад +40

    Hey Dylan, I have Cystic Fibrosis (the genetic disease from the movie) and your reaction vid made me laugh. Thanks for the hilarious commentary!

  • @DYDYBEEBEE
    @DYDYBEEBEE 5 лет назад +1405

    girl: says how her sister died
    dylan: *regrets all previous jokes*
    dylan: *makes a joke abt the death*
    u too much dylan skdkskdks

    • @SimLove1031
      @SimLove1031 5 лет назад +6

      what the fvck is your profile picture lmaooo

    • @DYDYBEEBEE
      @DYDYBEEBEE 5 лет назад +3

      ViVi a verrryyy friendly ditto :)

  • @wendyrodriguez1281
    @wendyrodriguez1281 5 лет назад +440

    Title should be: "20 minutes of Dylan making jokes to avoid crying while watching a teen movie.

  • @annaa900
    @annaa900 2 года назад +23

    “If your not touching foreheads through glass, you are not in love” - Dylan 2019

  • @sophianash6097
    @sophianash6097 3 года назад +66

    Dylan: 'Oh his name is Will! But does he have the 'will' to live?'
    Will ten minutes later: *standing on the edge of the roof*

  • @camillecreps
    @camillecreps 5 лет назад +465

    Cystic Fibrosis Nurse: Spit the junk out of your lungs so you can survive
    Dylan:Ew don’t encourage this!

  • @tiffanyboros5350
    @tiffanyboros5350 5 лет назад +2301

    The whole movie Dylan is going on about she’s gonna be cured
    In the beginning of the movie they tell u there is no cure

    • @blankexpression34
      @blankexpression34 5 лет назад +150

      His hope was strong

    • @jmacjr101
      @jmacjr101 4 года назад +27

      Transplant is not a cure. This movie is a bunch of bullshit.

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze 4 года назад +6

      I think they finally found a cure or at least a better treatment! It’s a huge break through!

    • @markly5460
      @markly5460 4 года назад +101

      @@jmacjr101 The movie mentions there's no cure, but the transplant can extend the life period of the patient, althought it's very risky to do, because your body can reject the lungs and etc.

    • @dukeavearl
      @dukeavearl 4 года назад +20

      his strain of bacteria, denied him a chance of a transplant he just didn't want her to contrant it and also be denied the chance to get transplants

  • @leebees
    @leebees 3 года назад +3

    Just found your page and have been bingeing a lot of these and they are awesome. Before today i couldn’t say I’d ever had my drink come out of my nose when laughing, usually i just choke a little, but you won that title and now my nose hurts really bad.

  • @violetsanddragons
    @violetsanddragons 2 года назад +14

    Honestly I love most all charecters being played by Cole sprouse. They are all so full of chaos and angst I live for it.

  • @seductivespy
    @seductivespy 4 года назад +8300

    The real Claire was amazing. Her RUclips videos are fantastic and inspiring for anyone to see. She died right after receiving her new set of lungs from contracting an infection. She never got to leave the hospital to take a breath of fresh air with her new lungs.

    • @alannacarlson6715
      @alannacarlson6715 3 года назад +514

      She didn't contract an infection she had a stroke.

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 3 года назад +120

      Oh no...

    • @Themakeupchair15
      @Themakeupchair15 3 года назад +216

      Wait this is based on her oh I’d be so
      Issued this is so bad

    • @faudotmarine5712
      @faudotmarine5712 3 года назад +270

      Yes you are rig ht, she really was an amazing person. I am glad this movie celebrated her and educated people. RIP Claire!

    • @kaylatharp4345
      @kaylatharp4345 3 года назад +144

      I'm pretty sure she knew this movie was being made but she died right before it was
      released

  • @gravyo5124
    @gravyo5124 5 лет назад +1264

    “Two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay”

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 5 лет назад +4

      hahaha this made my day! XD

    • @LKH-jd8ft
      @LKH-jd8ft 5 лет назад +3

      OMG! I should've thought about this earlier!😂😂

    • @justwannafreefx9419
      @justwannafreefx9419 5 лет назад +12

      Two bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they could kill each other

    • @vekquenet
      @vekquenet 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @catharinabibikoff
      @catharinabibikoff 5 лет назад +1

      Gravy O51 LOL

  • @They_luvweslee
    @They_luvweslee 3 года назад +23

    The movie:5ft apart
    The real world:6ft apart

  • @virlinehonore9767
    @virlinehonore9767 3 года назад +19

    18:43 aww i like the ending of the book better 🥺🥺

  • @KittyCoteur
    @KittyCoteur 5 лет назад +679

    Ok but can we talk about Rico from Hannah Montana for a second

    • @andreaprochowski4717
      @andreaprochowski4717 5 лет назад +10

      Yes! I didn't want to be the one to say it, but yes!!!

    • @dylansykes9904
      @dylansykes9904 5 лет назад +7

      Ooooooooh that's who he is

    • @chillindj_
      @chillindj_ 5 лет назад +3

      hes hair looks good

    • @patdlinkinparkqrl
      @patdlinkinparkqrl 5 лет назад +1

      KittyCoteur “I'm gay.”
      “Are you sure?”
      “Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.”
      “That's not being gay, Biaggio. Pretty sure that's Cystic Fibrosis.”
      “Oh.”

  • @krystalwagner7890
    @krystalwagner7890 4 года назад +1616

    “Is she pregnant?” “No she ate a burrito”

  • @ticklemefreddy680
    @ticklemefreddy680 3 года назад +7

    when i saw the "for claire" at the end IMMEDIAITLY started to cry because she's one of my favorite youtubers and i was so sad that she past away :,( imma definitely watch the movie now in it's entirety

  • @blueeeee2417
    @blueeeee2417 3 года назад +27

    Dylan: i regret making jokes about this.
    Dylan, literally a few minutes later: stronk leggz.

  • @araybia
    @araybia 5 лет назад +696

    dylan: *talks about how he will lose it if will dies*
    nurse *says that will is fine*
    dylan: "well, that's disappointing." 😭

  • @superrinella26
    @superrinella26 5 лет назад +355

    "I'm never gonna see him again!"
    Dylan: "Well you can if you just go back into the room"
    LMAOO 😂😂

  • @aveskiss
    @aveskiss 2 года назад +7

    i watched this movie in theaters on my birthday with my mom because it came out on my birthday and we cried like the entire time and i rewatched with my friend group for their first time last year and we all cried so hard…we’re such babies

  • @gracemckenzie5485
    @gracemckenzie5485 3 года назад +6

    holy- i’ve never seen this movie. i started crying right when it said for claire. she was such an inspiration to me. rip beautiful

  • @maxwellgrimsley
    @maxwellgrimsley 5 лет назад +728

    Dude:*is dying*
    Dylan: why are you so sad??? eMO BOY

    • @patchcipriano8148
      @patchcipriano8148 5 лет назад +12

      this made me drool laughing, ew.

    • @JR-pf9in
      @JR-pf9in 5 лет назад +2

      @@patchcipriano8148 Drool laughing is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever lol

  • @carlymay412
    @carlymay412 5 лет назад +1046

    if she died and then he lived and fully recovered would have made this so much sadder because he was fine with dying but she wanted to live

    • @masonjones3427
      @masonjones3427 4 года назад +81

      Carly May sadly there is no such thing as fully recovering from CF... even after getting the lung transplant she would only have increased her life by about 5 years at most.

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 года назад +61

      Carly May fully recovered? Girl... If you're born with cf you live with it forever, which unfortunately forever is only 30 years as of nowadays, in mild cases maybe even 70 years, but there's no cure. Not very long ago the lifespan was only 2 years, so if we ever find a cure, it'll still be a long while

  • @sarajanegailbradford9062
    @sarajanegailbradford9062 3 года назад +39

    I love your channel! You’ve made me laugh so much over the past few days. I actually knew Claire. She went to my high school and she was the most extraordinary woman. She did, in fact, make these vlogs about her experiences with cystic fibrosis and being in the hospital. She also did Ted talks and all sorts of things. There is a foundation called “Claire’s Place Foundation” if anyone is interested in donating to help others ❤️

    • @DavidInsome
      @DavidInsome 2 года назад

      Just reading that gave me goosebumps in my lungs and I’m healthy but it’s terrible to know what happens to a person😣 it’s never fair and it’s so cool that you actually knew her. No one deserves that but did will actually exist or was that fiction?

  • @ThatKensieGirl
    @ThatKensieGirl 2 года назад +21

    The way her sister died is actually how a guy I went to high school with died. He'd gone cliff jumping with his friends dozens of times and this ONE time, he hit the water wrong. His friends were posting about it on Facebook before his family was notified. It was horrible.

  • @nowal9427
    @nowal9427 5 лет назад +356

    Dylan: If he dies I'm gonna LOSE it.
    3 seconds later
    Dylan: Oh he's okay. Thats kinda dissappointing.

  • @manon1327
    @manon1327 4 года назад +8846

    *The guy's on the floor, nurse is like "no pulse", every one's crying*
    Me: what are you doing!? Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions!!

    • @iceicebaby55
      @iceicebaby55 4 года назад +926

      This reminded me of a doctor and a youtuber- Dr Mike

    • @checkyhuf
      @checkyhuf 4 года назад +543

      @@iceicebaby55 OMG yes, me too 😂
      Whenever someone in a movie passes out, the first thing going through my head is Dr Mike saying "Chest compressions, chest compressions". While the characters in the movie immediately gave up or start crying I'm sitting there like: Bro do CHEST COMPRESSIONS!

    • @iceicebaby55
      @iceicebaby55 4 года назад +305

      @@checkyhuf Dr Mike would be proud😂

    • @user-rw3xh2ln6c
      @user-rw3xh2ln6c 3 года назад +31

      If there's no pulse then he's already dead chest compression won't change a thing.

    • @checkyhuf
      @checkyhuf 3 года назад +438

      No, you start Chest Compressions WHEN there is no pulse to get the heart beating again

  • @IWishIHadARat
    @IWishIHadARat 2 года назад +10

    12:12 “let’s be honest you’re probably not gonna kill two main characters. That doesn’t happen.” Romeo and Juliet: “what am I, chopped liver!?”

  • @luxmia296
    @luxmia296 3 года назад +4

    I really like how dylan roasts movies cause his comments make it way more funnier especially with drama movies

  • @ugheda2292
    @ugheda2292 5 лет назад +713

    Everyone: How many death jokes can you make?
    Dylan: yes

  • @slay9395
    @slay9395 4 года назад +711

    7:51 "why is he being so sad"
    IDK Dylan maybe it's because HE'S DYING

  • @shezaaa9035
    @shezaaa9035 2 года назад +9

    I can't with the emo jokes lol 12:49

  • @hulahoop1227
    @hulahoop1227 3 года назад +19

    “He’s got that emo boy attitude that only D E A T H can cure”