NO matter what you've been through no matter what you've done Jesus STILL LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HE LOVES YOU WITH INFINITE LOVE We've all sinned and deserve hell but THE GOOD NEWS IS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS PAYING THE PRICE SO THOUGH FAITH IN HIM WE WILL BE SAVED BECUASE HE LOVES YOU the prodigal and return to God son he sinned against the father God and ran away from him and sinned agianst the father but he came back The father was so happy to have him back that while he was still a long ways off he ran towards him and embraced him Back then distinguished men wouldn't run as it was seen as disgraceful but the father loved the son so much and was so happy to have him back he ran towards him anyway and when he did he took him back into his family with open arms even slaughtering the fat and cow which was a big deal only killed for specail occasions which they had been preparing That's how God will be if you come back to him because he loves you and just wants to have you back (This story is in luke 15:11-33) You are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED Prayer for giving your life to Christ Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name AmenYou are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED Prayer for giving your life to Christ Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name Amen
Yeah, a ban on freedom includes freedom of expression. You literally couldn't talk because doing so means freely choosing your words. After 2010 the ban was lifted and history continued.
SHE, HE and ME all being Jehovahs Witness in Medieval Germany was not on my bingo card edit: AND HE going to America and being imprisoned for his faith, AND somehow converting to Catholicism and becoming Pope? Wow ok
Well ancient East Germanic tribes did adopt Arian Christianity as their religion, which theologically foreruns Jehovah Witnesses toca remarkable extent.
@@ajoajoajoaj Arianism isn't even the same thing as Jehovah's witnesses. Arianism just says that Jesus is the Son of God and separate from him, having been begotten by god, and therefore there was a time where Jesus didn't exist. That's literally it.
Erst recht die Geschichte von IHM, die ja die gesamte Geschichte des Universums und allem existierendem beinhaltet. Egal worum es geht, ER war daran beteiligt
The laundry room. I can't stop thinking about the laundry room. Women were sent from it, and there was a whole war between women and Denmark. Some dirty secrets were uncovered in this room, apparently.
If I remember correctly, I was sleeping when it actually happened, but I was called by a lot of people at the same time. I went through a lot to actually know why my phone blew up
I like to think that in this timeline, Germany won WW2 as it does not talk about any exact German defeat, and it seems the Allies did awful in this timeline. I mean, Germany did so well they got a colony in Korea.
1:44 “According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.” 😂
What’s with all this weird Jehovah’s Witness stuff popping up in translations? The original text probably had nothing to do with Jehovah’s Witnesses, and this isn’t the first video where it’s happened.
Okay, so HE seems to be responsible for most of the major religions. Also, considering what we know about Frederick the Great, his army's activities in this timeline make a lot of sense
I found this quite chaotically humorous! Now, we have plenty of Jehovah's Witnesses, Serbia turned Lutheran, and Ukraine had a debt crisis for some reason? That last one would be better for a bad translation of Ukrainian history (which you _should_ make, in my opinion). Thanks for the video!
Wow, bro! This is a utterly mind blowing accurate summary of the factual german history! Even the 869 "Battle with Barry" is covered, wich was a fundamental turningpoint, but it does not get the attention it deserves , because all this "Real jeovas whitness" stuff was in hintsight totaly blown out of porortion by the damn Lederhosen poser wannabe´s 💪💪🖤❤💛
N Germany Removes UK France USA And Ussr In 1937 If Germany removed Uk France and Ussr, the USA would be the Only Hope Of Democracy If Germany Removes Itself, Neighborhood Countries Claiming All Parts The Allied Powers Form Prevent Ww2
3:46 tbf puffin dice odddal being 1.6km away from austria would probably mean it being in Bavaria and honestly, that would be reason enough to not visit a 5 star property
13:49 I'm mad because you skipped 57 years of history. Especially the most interesting bit of cold war and reunion. Man there had been so much more content.
5:15 : I'M JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, HE'S JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, SHE'S JEHOVAH'S WITNESS ? ARE THERE ANY OTHER JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ? It: "Meow"
"War can be devastating AND devestating, especially in Germany."
Evergreen Wisdom 🤯
NO matter what you've been through no matter what you've done Jesus STILL LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HE LOVES YOU WITH INFINITE LOVE We've all sinned and deserve hell but THE GOOD NEWS IS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS PAYING THE PRICE SO THOUGH FAITH IN HIM WE WILL BE SAVED BECUASE HE LOVES YOU the prodigal and return to God son he sinned against the father God and ran away from him and sinned agianst the father but he came back The father was so happy to have him back that while he was still a long ways off he ran towards him and embraced him Back then distinguished men wouldn't run as it was seen as disgraceful but the father loved the son so much and was so happy to have him back he ran towards him anyway and when he did he took him back into his family with open arms even slaughtering the fat and cow which was a big deal only killed for specail occasions which they had been preparing That's how God will be if you come back to him because he loves you and just wants to have you back (This story is in luke 15:11-33)
You are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED
Prayer for giving your life to Christ
Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name AmenYou are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED
Prayer for giving your life to Christ
Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name Amen
It is wisdom only we may hold, tell that to the Third Rich.
@@jermainereyem7635 "Well, you're not wrong..."
"If there's one thing I learned from my time in the army, its that war - war can be devastating and devastating, especially in Germany."
- Fallout
Accurate Description of the 30 years war.
I feel like the German Republic of Korea might be a reason why there was no major events from 1968 to 2010
What Happened in 2010
Yeah, a ban on freedom includes freedom of expression. You literally couldn't talk because doing so means freely choosing your words. After 2010 the ban was lifted and history continued.
@@NicolasHaufe Eather Cold war, Korian war or Vietnam war one of the three
@@dunkelheit5055 It was a *special* ban on freedom.
@@wildfire9280 Exactly, that's why it was lifted in 2010. Otherwise the video would have ended there.
9:25 RIP Busmark
Press F to pay respects to Busmark
F
F for Auto Edward Leopold wann Busmark Schönhausen.
F
F
F
The first gay appearing in Europe, only for insertion and entering to follow... O_O
Can't believe Germany invented gays
German history is freaky af
He was not appeared just to waste time, you know
I love German inventions 🥰
Geyman
My ancestors fought in the Women's War, I am so happy that it gets recognition here.
I’m glad people are finally taking the Women’s War seriously, my mom was killed in that war before I was born.
Same, but mine were on the side of Denmark
Is this the first video where Cambodia hasn't made an appearence? I'm shocked!
Germany scared off Cambodia.
Chile accepted the baton
Tru
Cambodia is taking a break
Instead the translator never could decide if it was talking about Austria or Australia
SHE, HE and ME all being Jehovahs Witness in Medieval Germany was not on my bingo card
edit: AND HE going to America and being imprisoned for his faith, AND somehow converting to Catholicism and becoming Pope? Wow ok
Goodbye little sheep.
Well ancient East Germanic tribes did adopt Arian Christianity as their religion, which theologically foreruns Jehovah Witnesses toca remarkable extent.
@ true but Jehovah’s Witnesses refers specifically to that one denomination so it’s just funny lol
@@ajoajoajoaj Arianism isn't even the same thing as Jehovah's witnesses. Arianism just says that Jesus is the Son of God and separate from him, having been begotten by god, and therefore there was a time where Jesus didn't exist.
That's literally it.
He was Muslim at some point too 💀💀💀
Ah yes, my favorite empire.
*BIGTIT*
@@newyorkedit0r I for one welcome our new THICC big tiddy overlords.
As a German, I can say all of those Events are Canon. Even to this day, we still mourn the loss of Chile 😢😢😢😢 Gone, but not forgotten 😔😔🫡🫡🫡
Ich öffnete eine spezielle Flasche auf Diet Charlemagne in memory.
As a fellow german i can also confirm that, especially around here, war is devastating and devastating
As an American, I can confirm that children who survived eating at Chili’s are an evolutionary miracle.
We never exit out of the bubble after 8:02, meaning that everything after that point was actually just said by sarah
no, it just was specified that sarah says somrthing, but wasn't specified what
Huh.
Wow it was a story all along.....
So.. are we still just in a story?
Never ask a man his salary,
A woman her age, and THE man what he did in Germany between 1933 and 1945.
Possibly similar to He in Argentina from 1976-83.
Most likely similar to
Never ask a THE man what HE did in Northamerica between 1776-1890
*German companies, but yeah.
Or his family. or during ww1. that was also Germanys Third Rich.
Ww1 was germanys third reich? Very interesting.@@Arrow_On_Pawsz_Howls
British Napoleon is not real, he cannot hurt you
British Napoleon: 8:17
Napoleon's great-grandnephew served in the British army as an officer That's not even a joke that actually happened
As a German, I would like to say that all of this happened. I was there.
Are you HE?
@@mleadenham1He is He.
Good to see that HE is 42,051 years old, that answers that question
I’m not sure. It could also mean that it’s been 17 years since he died the last time.
@@ZarexianMapperHE canonically was born and died multiple times, so yeah
HE played the game twice so maybe His age is much more
HE is at least 160125 years old due to the first thing in badly translated ancient history being “He is 125 years” 160000 years ago
@@asocos I would not be surprised if HE caused the big bang.
Das sollte man im Geschichtsunterricht für mehr Nationalstolz zeigen
I lost it at Busmark 😂
Erst recht die Geschichte von IHM, die ja die gesamte Geschichte des Universums und allem existierendem beinhaltet.
Egal worum es geht, ER war daran beteiligt
1:25 Did we just find Biggus Dickus’s sister?
It's still a he(-us is masculine)
@@leszekryniec7054Transmasc icon
ICON
I like the sudden whiplash from "his age is 125" to "his age is 17"
The strawberry syndrome pandemic was so deadly. Glad to see it covered in such a respectful manner
We need badly translated Danish history, we need to learn more about this war on women they had going on.
Well it started in 368 and ended in 1370, we know that much
That lasted for 1002 years
Women are persistent@@MultinationalCrabLegion
The laundry room. I can't stop thinking about the laundry room. Women were sent from it, and there was a whole war between women and Denmark. Some dirty secrets were uncovered in this room, apparently.
Yeah we don’t talk about that war here in Denmark 😂
As a Russian...
I can confirm.
That we are
Unlike locusts.
Unlike locusts.
Meow
I dunno, that's exactly what a locust would say.
I am learning Russian. I have to say that the Russian language is definitely unlike locust sounds.
@@angelaboleyartist357 moyo uvazheniye.
I can also confirm but I still think Italian sounds like a drunk person. (No offense!!!) I don't even know why I think that.
You know a StarvHarv video is going to ben a banger when it starts with He Lore
HE always looks the same, no matter the age
A gay banger in this particular case.
12:44 I’m not sure whether to be scared, or be afraid… be both
Finally someone talks about this😭
9:16 austria hunger 😭
Burgerkrieg
Burgerpest, Hunger
🍔
Everything has been awful ever since Buswark was killed.
Granted, it's also been bad before, but rip Buswark.
Yes, I love Austria-Hunger, Busmark, President Loganburg and the German Republic of Korea.
4:41
HE thought: "I am bored. Let's become a Jehovah's Witness."
Love how it just completely skipped over the revolutions and the DDR
The 1953 was kind of a GDR one. With the construction workers😬
@tst2363 Ah, yea, but like- that it-
Dance Dance Revolution?
@@Kingdom_Of_Dreamsnah, the other one
0:18
first ever recorded say gex in existence
Gex
gex is bexst
gex in existence
Not really but funny gex
gex
where were you when chile die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"chile dead.”
“no”
If I remember correctly, I was sleeping when it actually happened, but I was called by a lot of people at the same time. I went through a lot to actually know why my phone blew up
Deutschland History boutta go crazy
this episode's in memory of Busmark.
And the other half million that died, but mainly Busmark
I like to think that in this timeline, Germany won WW2 as it does not talk about any exact German defeat, and it seems the Allies did awful in this timeline. I mean, Germany did so well they got a colony in Korea.
Actually, in this timeline war ended earlier in 1943 with the destruction of 6mm of German army...
Whatever followed next wasn't WW2 I think
1:25 clearly life of brian was a historical piece, just in the wrong continent
Yeah, Brian probably wound up in the wrong continent.
As a German, I can confirm that in 637 bike died.
Truly one of the most tragic moments in all of Germany‘s history. 😭
Man "He" lived for a very long, and got killed 2 times, and he also became the pope.
Suggestion: Do this with the timelines of some fictional universe that have them like Star Wars
There is a great mistranslation of Revenge of the Sith on YT. 'Star War, The Third Gathers : Backstroke of the West'. Absolutely hilarious.
Even google confusing Austria with Australia
Can't really blame google translate. The names are similar
Probably what is meant is Austrasia.
1:04 I'd just like to point out that's an actual website.
Jesus fuck I checked and it was real.
yeah I was waiting for Harv to check if it actually existed lol
it's about as generic of a domain as you can get, of course it exists.
1:44 “According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.” 😂
AM
Unlike locusts. Unlike locusts.
Diet Charlamagne is on the legendary worm diet.
As a German, thanks for the refresh. I am going to rock that test about our entire history.
bless the 60 to 80 construction workers in berlin that allowed for the Wirtschaftswunder 🙏
Fr
Thank you for spreading awareness about the strawberry syndrome
Apparently, in 2028 we all become the Kiel Canal.
That was a lot of sex in this installment of Badly Translated History.
0:10 and already we are at the Warhammer 40k 'verse.
"He " is the god emperor
So "it" was Drach’nyen
14:24 Wow, that's so high. When I played the Christmas market game, i only scored 25.
Terrorism is not a game
🤨📸
Yes, the universal christmas market game. I try to always set a new highscore!
So the women's war starts in 368 (AD) ends in 1370 for Denmark, so that is over 1000 years of war. Impressive.
Is this the most lewd translation so far? 😂Also too many Jehovah's Witnesses
Coincidence? Or....?
It's a feature not a bug.
Why is German history so damn Zesty?!
That's just what we're like, we just know to hide it well
5:39 It seems that Google Translate is well-versed in the Chronovisor conspiracy theory.
“Wait, they’re all Jehovah’s Witnesses?”
“Always have been.”
Also totally off topic but I recommend doing the American Civil War or Russian History next for the bad translation series.
"Hello there will be more massacres." Sent me into orbit. It's like a hidden message by Germany
A little note: a circuit overseer (7:14) is a kind of Jehovah's Witness leader.
Bro was a circuit overseer when he was 5. Hes gonna be in the governing body at 10
What’s with all this weird Jehovah’s Witness stuff popping up in translations? The original text probably had nothing to do with Jehovah’s Witnesses, and this isn’t the first video where it’s happened.
Yay, some rare She lore!
2028 Is the planned year to finnish building the bridge which goes from Germany to Denmark. I think they already moved it to 2029 I believe
NOOOO THEYRE ALL JEHOVAHS WITNESSES
Always have been
the lore is multiplying
4:47 it’s about time they outlawed that
Bike III dying is one of the most tragic events in ancient German history….
"Since 1953, more than 60 to 80 construction workers have been ready accept their assignment in Berlin"
Oh, so that's why Berlin looks like that.
6:05 Political pundits are always taking about "A War on Women," but Denmark literally had one 😮
Okay, so HE seems to be responsible for most of the major religions. Also, considering what we know about Frederick the Great, his army's activities in this timeline make a lot of sense
6:56 subtle foreshadowing
ROME BEER PUT IN PRAUGE
GRASS COLOR: GREEN
LEAF COLORS: GREEN
As an Australian, i am glad we are getting representation in this VERY accurate German history video.
As a American born German who has never been to Germany, I am very excited to visit Germany this history is truly fascinating
“He” is back. “He” is the strongest one to exist so far
Love how we just jump from 1968 to 2010 because nothing relevant happened there in German history
WOOHOO!! JA!! Jetzt haben wir die Wurst, Jungs!
I was dying of laughter when BUSMARK approached me. I swear… 9:25
2:15 HE died without a child.
My son died without inheritance.
Is HE the narrator's son?
Now we just need to find out who the narrator is
2:58 crazy
Rip busmark, we will never forget u 😢
before i watched this video i was never in such an intense state of laughter
Really nice one! I haven't laughed so loud and intensely in a while from a video! Really good job!
If I had a hat like that, maybe I wouldn't have gotten married...
As a German this video had me dying of laughter for 15 minutes straight! Thank you.
I found this quite chaotically humorous! Now, we have plenty of Jehovah's Witnesses, Serbia turned Lutheran, and Ukraine had a debt crisis for some reason? That last one would be better for a bad translation of Ukrainian history (which you _should_ make, in my opinion).
Thanks for the video!
Plus Greece of all nations ends up being the one to pay off the debt?
Historically speaking polish history should be next🙏
I tried doing a little and found it funny so
a pozniej: historia Rosji, albo tez historia Syberii.
@@埊 Naja, Deutschland war ja jetzt dran. Wollte ich letztes Mal vorschlagen.
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Diese kommentarsektion ist nun deutsches Staatseigentum
ja
Wow, bro! This is a utterly mind blowing accurate summary of the factual german history! Even the 869 "Battle with Barry" is covered, wich was a fundamental turningpoint, but it does not get the attention it deserves , because all this "Real jeovas whitness" stuff was in hintsight totaly blown out of porortion by the damn Lederhosen poser wannabe´s 💪💪🖤❤💛
"Winter begins - Germany is prohibited in the period in which Germany is prohibited"
Reads itself like a proper german law
even google translate couldn't resist a Hungary joke....
Rip Helbert 8:28
13:08 Considering all the Nazis that kept showing up in previous time periods in other videos, I think this is exactly what is going on here.
N Germany Removes UK France USA And Ussr In 1937
If Germany removed Uk France and Ussr, the USA would be the Only Hope Of Democracy
If Germany Removes Itself, Neighborhood Countries Claiming All Parts The Allied Powers Form Prevent Ww2
1:25 seems perfect for Monty Python
3:46 tbf puffin dice odddal being 1.6km away from austria would probably mean it being in Bavaria and honestly, that would be reason enough to not visit a 5 star property
1:00 / 6:06 Such a devastating war, lasted 1002 years.
Wow😂 I haven't laughed that much for a long time. Thank you
13:49 I'm mad because you skipped 57 years of history. Especially the most interesting bit of cold war and reunion. Man there had been so much more content.
FINALLY, IVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SO LONG
5:15 : I'M JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, HE'S JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, SHE'S JEHOVAH'S WITNESS ? ARE THERE ANY OTHER JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ?
It: "Meow"
Jehovah on their way to make everyone witness them be like:
7:33 wow, very rich history right here
Themes:
Suggestive
Jehovahs Witnesses
Women
Website Domains
4:34 HIS BIBLE LORE
Off the bat he lore is crazy😂
‘War can be devastating especially in Germany’ you have no idea…