Car1 Pierce It's because there is something unsettling about Trumps win. Not only the Russian hacking but I am still not convinced the votes weren't tampered with.
Heath McCasland Why? That wasn't even remotely funny. He just sounded like an upset Hillary supporter harboring some major hate. Not that I care who someone votes for but seriously, this was all cringe.
I love how Trump picked Ben Carson because he lived in a house in an urban neighborhood. With that logic he should have voted for Hillary for living in the White House.
carone webb You idiot, Carson grew up in Government Housing, I daresay a fatherless child who becomes a neurosurgeon understands what it is that was good and bad about his experience in Government Housing.
Shaydon Bodemar Well if you put it like that, half of Black Americans is automatically qualified for this job. I would understand if he was picked for a job having something to do with health, but HUD, no.
That opens up so many questions: does that mean Amy and Scott were living in their car when he was born or was Amy trying to drive herself to the hospital (or Scott driving Amy) and Pete was born during the drive there?
The “Put the lotion in the basket!” is so precious 😂 Meanwhile with that mental picture of Buffalo Bill I will not be able to go to sleep anytime soon.
No he's not, that's just what "society" wants you to think, that these white guys all look good. But come on look at him, he's goofy, but society is forcing you to think this way. The black guy is, no homo, the handsome one, a real man.
playerx2006 dude, I'm all about supporting different races, but Dima was just trying to say that they thought he looked cute, it never really has to steep to race. Take a chill pill
mbolduc he left a sponge in somebody, dude... lol, he isn't qualified to be over housing and urban and development. why not health and human services or something?? why not put him in charge of working with congress and insurance companies and patients to really do something great with our money and health care. like, this would surprise you, but i know our healthcare system is seriously flawed. i work in coding and.. yeah, shit is flawed. just what i have seen done on the regular as far as costs is outlandish. Outlandish. Like, anytime you get a doctor bill that your insurance wont cover, ask for the detailed bill and go through the codes and double check shit. You have no idea how much shit is wasted simply in that area alone. Not to mention the fact that a fucking tongue depressor will be priced at $17. One tongue depressor. $6 for a bandaid. You get the idea. Our premiums are high, our services are more costly than in other countries, bernie sanders had a bill to allow terminally ill and elderly patients to get their prescriptions from foreign markets where they would be cheaper, cory booker voted against that shit, go look up every candidate who voted against that. if you want to be pissed off about obamacare, go look that shit up and be pissed off st every motherfucker on that fuckin list who voted against that shit. Healthcare is s tremendous cost and it is necessary for a successful, developed, prosperous nation with intelligent, successful, free citizens to all have good health. So, yes, use Ben Carson and respect his vast experience in healthcare and the most advanced areas of surgery in one of the leading hospitals in the world. Allow him to truly benefit the american people and the field he is known for and the future patients whose lives will be saved by techniques he pioneered... But if you're the fuckin president and you made your fuckin fortune in real estate after receiving a small 14 million dollar loan (62 million by todays standard) from your daddy who used his govt connections to get you a 40 year tax abatement on your first fucking project - something fucking unheard of in new york at the time. If you have since used almost 900 million in tax payer grants, govt development loans or further tax subsidies in NEW YORK CITY ALONE... all while not paying your own goddamn income taxes, I would think you maybe know a thing or two about housing snd urban development. Perhaps. After all, it was FHA loans that allowed your pappy to fuckin build his blue collar housing empire and be one of the most successful middle-class american housing magnates ever. The Federal Housing Authority, started as part of the fucking New Deal, the most socialist of programs ever created under the most socialist of all US presidents (and the last to fuckin war, I met fuckin add), FDR built Trumps fuckin family's success and forged their connections that made him a fuckin success, and that govt sponsored success is what the fuck your dumbass voted for. So, you're completely and totally fucking correct. Ben Carson was a brilliant surgeon, he was almost savant like in his unusual skill level. That is precisely why he makes no sense in housing and urban development - ESPECIALLY under someone like Trump who we know good and goddamn well knows some people who could take federal housing funds and really do something fucking spectacular with that that money that would really benefit those communities. Instead, he would rather make a fuckin mockery of the poor and stick fucking surgical rainman in the highest authority and have a few football players, rappers, and fuckin steve harvey in charge. WTF is that shit? How are you going to hit up Kanye when JayZ famously came from Marcy?!? You want a brilliant producer?!? RZA grew up in the Marcus Garvey projects and fucking made 36 Chambers for 36,000 dollars. But thats right... The Wu-Tang Clan came out in support of Hillary way back in the spring and JayZ and Beyonce supported her very publicly. Jay's lyrical content offended ol dirty pussy grabber, president elect peepee, the ONLY president with a golden toilet, a golden shower, russian hookers, russian handlers, and as much disdain for his impoverished, working-class supporters as his opponents. Don't you remember?!? Yeah, he didn't say shit about the Wu bc the WuTang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck with. He also doesn't respect hip hop. He is a bad, out-of-touch New Yorker. He could have easily had a number of successful artists who really know a thing or two about HUD, instead he got Kanye to show up at his little parade of Black Folks event because he said he would gave voted for Trump in the fucking depths of a total mental breakdown before storming off stage in a delusional, paranoid breakdown combined with some sort of misunderstood manic rage. Trump, had Kanye, whose mother was a university professor and did not grow up in the projects, in there to fucking talk domestic policy when he had literally just been released from a psychiatric hospital. That is what a billionaire developer has to better inner cities - something he could totally actually do if he had anything but complete fucking contempt for the people who live there. He has a fucking brilliant neurosurgeon with no experience with housing, Bdn Carson, Jim Brown (CTE), Ray Lewis (CTE), Kanye West (fresh out of a psychiatric hospital), and Steve Harvey because this is all a goddamn joke to him... Stupid, ignorant, and brainwashed is indeed no way to fuckin go through life, but my twat has better critical think skills than you so I think you should just let me queef whenever you have some dumb shit to fuckin say. PPPPFFFFFFFFFF. 🎤
Eric Trump: "It rubs the lotion on its skin..." America: "No, no, please Mr. Trump, don't give us the hose again." Eric Trump: "Now it places the lotion in the basket."
They should replace the other co-host of weekend update, whatever his name, with Pete Davidson. He seems funnier, less dull and the friendship with Michael Che seems genuine.
"You knew we were in trouble when Liberals was like, come on Mitt Romey" The amount of truth to that is uncanny.
+Car1 Pierce We have become that desperate.
+Car1 Pierce Yeah, i doubt people would have been so angry if any other republican got in, because Trump is a whole other party.
+Mickey's Drive-In think Ted Cruz would have been worse
Car1 Pierce Honestly I think democrats would have taken it on the chin if Ted Cruz or Marco had won. There is something unsettling about Trumps win
Car1 Pierce It's because there is something unsettling about Trumps win. Not only the Russian hacking but I am still not convinced the votes weren't tampered with.
so happy pete davidson gets his own segment now, he totally deserves it
Pete should be in more skits!!
Heath McCasland Why? That wasn't even remotely funny. He just sounded like an upset Hillary supporter harboring some major hate. Not that I care who someone votes for but seriously, this was all cringe.
Will Smith he was wonderful I want to kiss him BADLY
Will Smith You triggered?
@@willsmith5725 nah he is funny and cute
69th like from the 700 lol
Pete looks healthier
Иван Степанов did
something happened to him before?
S Lynch nothing, he just looks healthier than before. Gained weight
Иван Степанов he also looks high ash
if grey is healthy lol
u must be vegan lol.... im jp
I love how Trump picked Ben Carson because he lived in a house in an urban neighborhood. With that logic he should have voted for Hillary for living in the White House.
+carone webb Lol, he probally did.
+Car1 Pierce I wouldnt doubt it.
carone webb You idiot, Carson grew up in Government Housing, I daresay a fatherless child who becomes a neurosurgeon understands what it is that was good and bad about his experience in Government Housing.
Shaydon Bodemar Well if you put it like that, half of Black Americans is automatically qualified for this job. I would understand if he was picked for a job having something to do with health, but HUD, no.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious well fucking done
"Can i be secretary of the Honda Civc" 😂😭
That opens up so many questions: does that mean Amy and Scott were living in their car when he was born or was Amy trying to drive herself to the hospital (or Scott driving Amy) and Pete was born during the drive there?
About damn time. Been wanting to see more Pete Davidson at the table. Roast em all Pete!
Lol... Eric's Buffalo Bill "put the lotion in the basket" that was wicked!
The “Put the lotion in the basket!” is so precious 😂 Meanwhile with that mental picture of Buffalo Bill I will not be able to go to sleep anytime soon.
"His hair says 1985, but his face screams PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET" PETE HAS ME SHOOKETH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:13
Pete's effing hilarious!! 😂 I hope he's on for like 10 more seasons!! 😀
Pete is so very handsome
No he's not, that's just what "society" wants you to think, that these white guys all look good. But come on look at him, he's goofy, but society is forcing you to think this way. The black guy is, no homo, the handsome one, a real man.
playerx2006 dude, I'm all about supporting different races, but Dima was just trying to say that they thought he looked cute, it never really has to steep to race. Take a chill pill
Dima Androgynous ya think so? i dunno... he reminds me of steve buscemi a lil bit 😕
playerx2006 shut up. Aren't u part of society?
playerx2006 Pete is mixed with something he's not purely white
Pete is the only guest in weekend update that I'll watch willingly
MAYBE A TRILLION
2:13 His hair says 1985 but his face screams, "Put the lotion in the basket!"
Put the lotion in the basket! It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again.-Eric Trump.
Darnell Bryant thank you. you said what i was thinking.
Sam and cat
What? That quote is from silence of the lambs
The Honda Civic joke actually got me to laugh. Sorry mom! lol
Damn, what a cutie patootie.
Pete Davidson is sexy as he'll. he's the reason I watch SNL
It's one year later and now the entire world has discovered that Pete Davidson is sexy...and you knew this first. lol
What a lovely poem.
I think so too and this I do!
I think so too and this I do!
Ben Carson didn't even actually grow up in the projects.
Krombopulos Michael ~ "Dudn't matter, I just love killin'."
Yes he did. You must have never read his book
mbolduc he left a sponge in somebody, dude... lol, he isn't qualified to be over housing and urban and development. why not health and human services or something?? why not put him in charge of working with congress and insurance companies and patients to really do something great with our money and health care. like, this would surprise you, but i know our healthcare system is seriously flawed. i work in coding and.. yeah, shit is flawed. just what i have seen done on the regular as far as costs is outlandish. Outlandish. Like, anytime you get a doctor bill that your insurance wont cover, ask for the detailed bill and go through the codes and double check shit. You have no idea how much shit is wasted simply in that area alone. Not to mention the fact that a fucking tongue depressor will be priced at $17. One tongue depressor. $6 for a bandaid. You get the idea. Our premiums are high, our services are more costly than in other countries, bernie sanders had a bill to allow terminally ill and elderly patients to get their prescriptions from foreign markets where they would be cheaper, cory booker voted against that shit, go look up every candidate who voted against that. if you want to be pissed off about obamacare, go look that shit up and be pissed off st every motherfucker on that fuckin list who voted against that shit. Healthcare is s tremendous cost and it is necessary for a successful, developed, prosperous nation with intelligent, successful, free citizens to all have good health. So, yes, use Ben Carson and respect his vast experience in healthcare and the most advanced areas of surgery in one of the leading hospitals in the world. Allow him to truly benefit the american people and the field he is known for and the future patients whose lives will be saved by techniques he pioneered... But if you're the fuckin president and you made your fuckin fortune in real estate after receiving a small 14 million dollar loan (62 million by todays standard) from your daddy who used his govt connections to get you a 40 year tax abatement on your first fucking project - something fucking unheard of in new york at the time. If you have since used almost 900 million in tax payer grants, govt development loans or further tax subsidies in NEW YORK CITY ALONE... all while not paying your own goddamn income taxes, I would think you maybe know a thing or two about housing snd urban development. Perhaps. After all, it was FHA loans that allowed your pappy to fuckin build his blue collar housing empire and be one of the most successful middle-class american housing magnates ever. The Federal Housing Authority, started as part of the fucking New Deal, the most socialist of programs ever created under the most socialist of all US presidents (and the last to fuckin war, I met fuckin add), FDR built Trumps fuckin family's success and forged their connections that made him a fuckin success, and that govt sponsored success is what the fuck your dumbass voted for. So, you're completely and totally fucking correct. Ben Carson was a brilliant surgeon, he was almost savant like in his unusual skill level. That is precisely why he makes no sense in housing and urban development - ESPECIALLY under someone like Trump who we know good and goddamn well knows some people who could take federal housing funds and really do something fucking spectacular with that that money that would really benefit those communities. Instead, he would rather make a fuckin mockery of the poor and stick fucking surgical rainman in the highest authority and have a few football players, rappers, and fuckin steve harvey in charge. WTF is that shit? How are you going to hit up Kanye when JayZ famously came from Marcy?!? You want a brilliant producer?!? RZA grew up in the Marcus Garvey projects and fucking made 36 Chambers for 36,000 dollars. But thats right... The Wu-Tang Clan came out in support of Hillary way back in the spring and JayZ and Beyonce supported her very publicly. Jay's lyrical content offended ol dirty pussy grabber, president elect peepee, the ONLY president with a golden toilet, a golden shower, russian hookers, russian handlers, and as much disdain for his impoverished, working-class supporters as his opponents. Don't you remember?!? Yeah, he didn't say shit about the Wu bc the WuTang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck with. He also doesn't respect hip hop. He is a bad, out-of-touch New Yorker. He could have easily had a number of successful artists who really know a thing or two about HUD, instead he got Kanye to show up at his little parade of Black Folks event because he said he would gave voted for Trump in the fucking depths of a total mental breakdown before storming off stage in a delusional, paranoid breakdown combined with some sort of misunderstood manic rage. Trump, had Kanye, whose mother was a university professor and did not grow up in the projects, in there to fucking talk domestic policy when he had literally just been released from a psychiatric hospital.
That is what a billionaire developer has to better inner cities - something he could totally actually do if he had anything but complete fucking contempt for the people who live there. He has a fucking brilliant neurosurgeon with no experience with housing, Bdn Carson, Jim Brown (CTE), Ray Lewis (CTE), Kanye West (fresh out of a psychiatric hospital), and Steve Harvey because this is all a goddamn joke to him...
Stupid, ignorant, and brainwashed is indeed no way to fuckin go through life, but my twat has better critical think skills than you so I think you should just let me queef whenever you have some dumb shit to fuckin say. PPPPFFFFFFFFFF. 🎤
mbolduc 🎤
Mental illness is an odd thing to be proud of, but you just keep at it
Petition to make pete a third weekend update host
Pete’s skin was glowing in this, he finally got the segment he wanted haha good for him
To be fair Michael fassbender as lex Luther would be better than what we actually got
Taha Shujaat it’s more the writers and directors fault that lex turned out terrible. Let’s face it, Michael Fassbender could play any role
Eisenberg is perfect. Producers messed up. Alot scenes cut, including his prison scene.
I read your comment at the same time that guy was mentioned.
"Put the lotion in the basket!" Love Pete Davidson!!!
I haven't laughed that hard at the end in so long
Damn, Pete is fine 🙌🏻
Smart!!!(: made a whole album of Pete Davidson love this guy
Pete is high af
Cameron Mitchell Pete has said he can't do the show sober. He needs something to calm his nerves
S Lynch I don't think he does
Murad Diab oh okay
Murad Diab ahaha sure...
No, he smokes a joint before going on air. He's been doing that ever since he started doing stand-up to manage his anxiety.
You know he was looking forward to that last joke😂😂😂😂😂
It’s funny cuz in a later weekend update Pete said he himself looked like Dobby LMAOOO
Eric and Michael's embrace at the end. ♥
"And James Mattis for Secretary of Defense. Nothing funny about that guy (oh god please don't kill me General Mattis)."
Give Pete more segment. He is great.
I love you Pete!!! Hang in there!!!! 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
SNL, PLEASE MORE SKETCHES OF CHAD, THIS DUDE IS AWESOME
Ive been inlove with pete since he was on guy code.. so beautiful 😍😍
Pete Davidson is one of the only things keeping this show alive
His watch bilngs at the last second, Davidson is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Eric Trump: "It rubs the lotion on its skin..."
America: "No, no, please Mr. Trump, don't give us the hose again."
Eric Trump: "Now it places the lotion in the basket."
Remember when people said they were voting for Trump because he's outside the establishment? Makes me laugh when I see some of Trump's cabinet picks.
he is genuinely funny. i am not distracted by his hotness at all
"PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!"
You know what's weird. People who are on weekend update actually look at the camera
Pete’s the best!
Wow, that was funny. Rare these days.
2:25 whoa, did that watch just yell, "GLEEEEAM!"?
more pete please
I love Pete Davidson! hahah I just want him to do well lol
Haha! Couldn't make fun of Mattis ... because he's right behind you!
Che seems like he's gotten so much better at weekend update now. He used to stutter a lot more, and he seems like he's gotten a lot better now.
Just good comedy
PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET
Hopefully SNL will get better with 4 years of new material
Puzder looks like Phil Collins.
Why does Wilbur Ross look like Red Forman from that 70’s Show? 😂😂😂
Could someone give me cintext to the Eric Trump, "put the lotion in the basket"
Silence of the Lambs.
ruclips.net/video/Bek6nQGw520/видео.html
Petes so cute I'm cryin
@pete so relatable
That 2:22 derp face though
God damn! Pete is high af lmao!!!
That Rolex shine at the end damn
The guy who's not Pete barely opens his mouth
Pete is so fucking funny
Imagine censoring every controversial thing to preserve your public image instead of showing the truth and recognizing that you messed up.
Kid looks so much healthier
Pete Davidson is hilarious
They should replace the other co-host of weekend update, whatever his name, with Pete Davidson. He seems funnier, less dull and the friendship with Michael Che seems genuine.
Michael Che needs to practice reading.
I am now demanding to see Sean Spicer on Weekend updates... hurry up!!!!!!!!~
did pete really live in a honda civic ?
Moises Hernandez I think he said he was born in one not that he lived in one
Anybody else search up 'put the lotion in the basket' on youtube only to have the whole phrase pop up the instant you typed the first letter?
PETE DAVIDSON ✊
you can tell pete and that guy smoked a blunt b4 doing this.
That's a dope jacket, I'd sell someone's soul for it quickly
Puzter looks more like Phil Collins dressing up as Agent 47 than Michael Fassbender as Lex Luthor to me but hey, that’s what opinions are for.
1:59 he looks like creed from the office
I'm seriously having Pete Davidson withdrawals.
Rump's cab-inet picks are the opposite of ubers they're the unter takers.
"PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET"
i can recite this by heart...
Can't help but notice he didn't say anything about Mad Dog Mattis.
Okay now lemme get some sketches please
NICE SKETCH
jeff sessions (the first guy) or however u spell his name idrc kinda looks like dopey from the 7 dwarfs 👍
I really like P D. Quite funny. 'put the lotion in the basket'.
You’re the best man (:
I want to know what Michael and Pete or Collin and Pete talk about at the very end of skit😂
Pete is the best
Pete in his prime
Pete is fine af here
He looks like he’s eating more lol
Eric trump reminds me of a teenage Gary busey
anyone else notice the Lol in the url?
Put the lotion in the basket
What about the secretary of defense?
he knows making fun of Mad Dog is a death sentence
He's by far the least controversial cabinet pick, so there's not much to say about him.
Peeps, Damn case It actually sounds like prettz bagassnearby :
What camera is he looking at?
No Eric Trumps face wants to know if you like Huey Lewis and the New
Wilbur Ross looks like BTK
Isn't this bullying to make fun of people based on their appearance?
OH NO BULLYING IN COMEDY OHHHHHH MYY GOD
Zack C when "comedians" make fun of black people on appearance and everyone stays quiet let me know.
Kibret W Actually he did grow up with a hard life, his mother had to work 3 jobs when he was a kid, sooo
Zack C so?
Don't be mean towards Mnuchin. He got himself a silicone sex doll with his money and calls her "Louise".