I Made Super Mario Bros. Impossible.

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  • @Seanderson3
    @Seanderson3 3 года назад +560

    *_"This is more like it!"_* Kosmic says while being mowed down by a machine gun

    • @flyforce16
      @flyforce16 3 года назад +24

      Going over the top in WW1 moment

    • @PkmariO64
      @PkmariO64 3 года назад +10

      This comment is amazing without context

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 3 года назад +2

      Lmfao

    • @tree_alone
      @tree_alone 2 года назад +1

      Now this is what *I* call podracing

    • @ZenoZilch
      @ZenoZilch Месяц назад

      Woah similar profile. Neat.

  • @chronikuad
    @chronikuad 3 года назад +320

    "I see stairs, I get so excited" is the kind of thing to tell a therapist

    • @pokepress
      @pokepress 3 года назад +20

      “And after that, what happens in the dream?”

    • @ceice2248
      @ceice2248 3 года назад +41

      "It's the thrill of seeing the 90 degree angles, stacked on each other, in such a way to create a convenient mode of vertical ascension, while also moving steadily horizontally."

    • @red4900
      @red4900 3 года назад +6

      Omori

    • @cyonofgaia
      @cyonofgaia 3 года назад +1

      uh oh.

    • @T3n50r
      @T3n50r 3 года назад +15

      "The turtles make me run for my life! I see them everywhere and know how to avoid them but they're moving so goddamn fast. So when I finally see a staircase I'm thinking that I might not die anymore."

  • @sup3p
    @sup3p 3 года назад +257

    "Midway?" says Kosmic before dying of old age

  • @literallylegendary
    @literallylegendary 3 года назад +249

    Mario: **hits enemy's head with his nose**
    Enemy: **gets absolutely destroyed**

    • @coreblaster6809
      @coreblaster6809 3 года назад +38

      Enemy: **hits mario's head with their nose**
      Mario: **gets absolutely destroyed**

    • @AnjnShan
      @AnjnShan 3 года назад +16

      *It's free nose estate*

    • @e7nn
      @e7nn 2 года назад

      Just _smells_ em to death

    • @badatvideogames-XD
      @badatvideogames-XD 6 дней назад

      his nose is too powerful

  • @fnln3011
    @fnln3011 3 года назад +156

    It's super unfortunate that the ancient curse of failure in the first language sounds exactly like "It's actually so easy" in English.

  • @Krmpfpks
    @Krmpfpks 3 года назад +76

    9:50 that kooper outrunning bowsers fireball is 😂 hilarious 🤣

  • @sauerkrautlanguage
    @sauerkrautlanguage 3 года назад +36

    i love how half of the time Kosmic pulls off some insane ass plays because he's just too damn good and half of the time there's just too much random shit on screen for him to even process but it all just happens to line up perfectly so that he ends up surviving

  • @jacksonsmith2955
    @jacksonsmith2955 3 года назад +103

    Since SMB1 is such a simple game, it can be hard to recognize skill level beyond for a casual viewer. That is to say, it's really hard for an average Joe like me to understand just how difficult most of the speedrun tricks are, and there's nothing too insanely flashy in the runs that makes it look ridiculously difficult. I loved this video because it made me go "goddamn... this guy's good at videogames." Seeing you adapting to the random terrain and getting through it with tight movement was just genuinely impressive, in the same way normies tend to appreciate watching Olympic-level gymnasts over sprinters: it's easy to quantify how amazing they are just by watching them, you don't need a stopwatch to understand it.
    TL;DR Great vid, easier to comprehend than speedruns, loved it

    • @Kosmicd12
      @Kosmicd12  3 года назад +38

      yeah, im outdated in smb1 any% at this point but I still think give me something like this and I'll perform the best of anyone

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 3 года назад +6

      At the end of the day, SMB1 is a pretty easy game, so you need something like this to ramp up the difficulty to make skill more obvious.

    • @MissingHunter
      @MissingHunter 3 года назад

      Kosmic casually flexing in the replies

    • @fan0
      @fan0 3 года назад +1

      @@EebstertheGreat I don't think it is pretty easy, sure, there are warp zones, but if you die, you return back to 1-1.

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 3 года назад

      @@fan0 No, you just restart the level you are on. If you made the midpoint (in a level that has one), you even get to restart in the middle. If you lose all your lives and get a game over, then you have to restart that world at area 1 with 3 lives. You only have to restart the whole game from 1-1 if you restart the console.

  • @murrowmench1565
    @murrowmench1565 3 года назад +61

    Long time viewer here - more random discourse like the pronunciation commentary would be really fun to hear/see in these videos! (I know editing more of that stuff in would be tough, but it would be worth it too)

  • @jbrown72590
    @jbrown72590 3 года назад +19

    Really appreciate you linking the songs you play throughout the video. Sometimes I go crazy hearing something in a video and not knowing what it's from.

  • @JKDontJudgeMe
    @JKDontJudgeMe 3 года назад +34

    23:30 Kosmic having a very good time
    and 23:38 probably the loudest scream ive ever heard from kosmic the gamer

  • @JM-dq7xn
    @JM-dq7xn 3 года назад +25

    Randomizer: How much sh!t you want on screen at once?
    Kosmic: Yes

  • @jeffrowisdabest
    @jeffrowisdabest 2 года назад +11

    23:16 stretch looks like a 30 second TAS of this. Just INSANE.

    • @luis-sophus-8227
      @luis-sophus-8227 Год назад +2

      The Metroid Prime music just wraps it perfectly

  • @Arzonik
    @Arzonik 3 года назад +80

    26:00 - 26:17 The conversation every teenager had to have with their parents

  • @BUGFlower413
    @BUGFlower413 3 года назад +16

    23:34 - 23:47 And here we have Kosmic just casually ascending 4 layers of reality above us mortals.

  • @FemMushroom
    @FemMushroom 3 года назад +16

    Yoshiha12, 21:23 - "half a bullet bill, he won half a bullet bill"

  • @nibyafternight1983
    @nibyafternight1983 3 года назад +30

    "if it's playable it can be randomized"
    - Mahatma Gandhi

  • @Llohr
    @Llohr 3 года назад +7

    I feel like 15:17 is the only reasonable reaction to the entire experience.
    Edit: Honestly Mario should just start screaming every time an enemy appears in this hack.

  • @nicocchi
    @nicocchi 3 года назад +11

    Kosmic trying to instant turnaround in real life isn't as dumb as me trying to double jump irl
    But is okay, I ended up learning to BLJ irl from dad
    Shoutouts to Simpleflips

  • @moxborol
    @moxborol 3 года назад +14

    This is brutal indeed!! Really impressive to see

  • @lemonadesnake
    @lemonadesnake 3 года назад +2

    the way the koopas run so fast is like an old flash game

  • @ninja_flash2011
    @ninja_flash2011 9 месяцев назад +1

    Player: I see coins🪙
    Fire bro: Do you mean walls? 🧱

  • @AndersonNeo12
    @AndersonNeo12 3 года назад +8

    3:15 - new record
    20:09 - holy Cow
    23:16 - Insane [This long segment definitely shows why Kosmic is one of the best Mario Players ever]
    ps.: This would also make a great Angery Video Game Nerd Episode "There is Sh*t flying everywhere" 24:43

    • @anlev11
      @anlev11 3 года назад

      Literally god gamer

  • @thag_simmons
    @thag_simmons 3 года назад +3

    wow, so cool of you to try mm2 kaizo levels on super expert difficulty! 🙏
    and re: the pronunciation aside, would love to see more of that in future vids! I thought it was great x)

  • @IDESTROYER236
    @IDESTROYER236 3 года назад +1

    With all these bullets, it's not the Mushroom Kingdom anymore.
    *_Welcome to Gensokyo._*

  • @metamorphicorder
    @metamorphicorder 3 года назад +2

    The hit box on that fire that bounced off the coin was rude.

  • @taemien9219
    @taemien9219 3 года назад +1

    11:08 the Firebro comes at him like the Yeti in Skifree.

  • @tallbianca
    @tallbianca 2 года назад +1

    “BURN-ie, is that you?”
    PLOKPLOKPLOKPLOKPLOK “that’s youuuuuu”

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 3 года назад +1

    Notmal bullet bill: snail speed activate
    Brutal bullet bill: I am a literal bullet. Fear
    bullet bill launcher: MACHINE GUN TIME

  • @aBlackMage
    @aBlackMage 3 года назад

    Glad you're checking out Level-Headed again. Even though it's still pretty simplistic, getting completely randomly generated is just really cool. One day having something like this for other Mario games or even stuff like Super Metroid would be incredible.

    • @whammaster
      @whammaster 3 года назад

      Its actually a bit more complicated the what the current product showcases. Each level is created from "blocks" , and each "block" of a level must fit with another to create a possible route, that includes jumps and such. Coolcord has not put in a ton of time with creating new "blocks" for each section in sometime so this is why a lot of levels will look similar, especially the castle levels where he has the fewest "block" sections.

  • @CoingamerFL
    @CoingamerFL 3 года назад +20

    I feel like every single game nowadays is getting a randomizer mod
    And i love it

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi 3 месяца назад

    The bounce over the Bullet Bill at 13:36 was insane.

  • @hahhah42speedruns
    @hahhah42speedruns 3 года назад +5

    Given how often they were committing suicide, I'd say the fire bros were anything but jovial.

    • @Kosmicd12
      @Kosmicd12  3 года назад +4

      the fireBALLS! The way the bounce :)

    • @hahhah42speedruns
      @hahhah42speedruns 3 года назад +2

      Suicidal fire bros throw jovial fireballs? That's a cruel irony

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 года назад

      It feels like some strange Super Princess Peach enemy the way you talk about the fire bros.

  • @theoldlaser
    @theoldlaser 3 года назад +7

    I dare you to get an 8000 shell kick on this

  • @Mogri1
    @Mogri1 3 года назад +15

    How comftorble do you feel about Wendsdays in Febuary?

    • @Kosmicd12
      @Kosmicd12  3 года назад +8

      lol, the thought brings me great comftor

  • @ChefSalad
    @ChefSalad 10 месяцев назад +1

    Whenever I think about these crazy romhacks where you can barely keep a powerup, I think of that Badger song. Badger Badger Badger Badger ... Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM Badger Badger Badger ... MUSHROOM *MUSHROOM* ... SNAKE!!!

  • @oldtimegames96
    @oldtimegames96 3 года назад

    Kosmic: *gets gunned down by bullet bill launcher, is attacked by turbo koopas and flame bros*
    Kosmic: It's fine, tis just a scratch.

  • @CodeIndigo
    @CodeIndigo 2 года назад

    Thanks for the recommendation Kosmic, I wasn't aware how awesome this randomizer would be!

  • @danielinverso5869
    @danielinverso5869 3 года назад +11

    Wow, those fireball hitboxes are so janky!

  • @queens.dee.223
    @queens.dee.223 3 года назад

    "... saying nu-cue-lear is less egregious than saying comf-ter-bul." That broke my brain even more than the gameplay.

  • @TransRoofKorean
    @TransRoofKorean 3 года назад +2

    23:16 when you're so sure he's gonna make it

  • @TS6815
    @TS6815 3 года назад

    Kosmic is one of the only streamers I find tolerable to watch because he's soft spoken enough that his mic barely ever clips .. Great stuff as always!

  • @MeesterTweester
    @MeesterTweester 3 года назад +5

    That's Machine Gun Bill

  • @nobodyknowsforsure
    @nobodyknowsforsure 3 года назад

    Bowser _walking back and forth_
    "I...am tired...of this sh!t, we have loads of minions...
    AND CAN'T KILL ONE FAT PLUMBER!?!! I AM TIRED OF THIS SH!T!! YOU WHY DO YOU MOVE SO SLOW?!!? YOU KNOW YOU CAN MOVE FASTER RIGHT?!! BULLET BILL FFS YOU'RE A FRIKKIN' BULLET! ACT LIKE ONE!! I'M LEAVING THE CASTLE TO GET SOME FOOD -- WHEN I COME BACK HERE, I EXPECT TO A PLUMBER'S CORPSE LAYING AT MY FEET! UNDERSTAND!!"
    *enemies*
    "YES SIR!!!"

  • @ActuallyLydia
    @ActuallyLydia 2 года назад

    This is amazing, lol, the green koopas yeeting themselves into oblivion had me dying 🤣

  • @davelewis8270
    @davelewis8270 3 года назад +6

    downloading level headed now this seems pretty fun.

  • @dj_enby
    @dj_enby 3 года назад +1

    Hey Kosmic, I love your stuff! Your vibes are so nice! I would love to see you play Tonkachi Mario for a romhack wednesday. Thanks for makin vids!!

    • @Kosmicd12
      @Kosmicd12  3 года назад +4

      Thanks! Yep I'll play that at some point

  • @etherraichu
    @etherraichu 3 года назад

    I'm so glad you actually used that for your thumbnail XD I thought you were joking!

  • @Akuba
    @Akuba 2 года назад

    "For Brutal Difficulty, this is so easy" - Dies to the same Koopa three times in a row.

  • @yoe91
    @yoe91 Год назад

    20:46 "if you're gonna go down, at least go down firing".

  • @KalokesMysteries
    @KalokesMysteries 3 года назад +1

    23:44 Kosmic: An Opera in Two Acts,
    ft. Cheep Cheep (alto) and Fire Bro (baritone)

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 года назад

    I loved the classical music. Would be cool to see you do a run using all that style of chill classical!

  • @JohannesBee
    @JohannesBee 3 года назад +2

    A 5-stack of machine gun bullet bills is going to haunt my dreams

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 года назад +1

      “5-stack machine gun bullet bills” sounds like a Sticker Star enemy

  • @icycloud6823
    @icycloud6823 3 года назад

    I think it's just hillarious to see the koopas going back and forth like pepehyper. The music just hyping up the koopas is also hillarious.

  • @xkall3n734
    @xkall3n734 3 года назад

    Your Stickerbush Symphony comment… I used to be a dog groomer, and I once unintentionally called the song Slicker Brush Symphony after one of the tools I used every day. XD

  • @chowcow5297
    @chowcow5297 3 года назад +4

    Wow. Imagine having platforms in a platforming game

  • @seamusbyrne8721
    @seamusbyrne8721 3 года назад +3

    FIRE UNDER WATER?????!!!!!????

  • @KetwunsGamingPad
    @KetwunsGamingPad 11 месяцев назад

    That is actually the “fixed” or “patched” Lakitu behaviour when the spines are thrown to home or bait on the player’s face or moving direction, ha!

  • @EGarrett01
    @EGarrett01 3 года назад

    10:00 Kosmic turs into Marty McFly for a second.

  • @Rubienlily
    @Rubienlily 3 года назад +2

    you know, knowing what happened last time i am expecting the same here

  • @legendlalo
    @legendlalo 3 года назад +1

    I was literally screaming and laughing in 2-5, holy shit, you’re the god of gamers

  • @Apocralyph
    @Apocralyph 3 года назад

    16:57 Kosmic getting out-dash-danced by a Koopa.

  • @ContagiousRepublic
    @ContagiousRepublic 8 месяцев назад +2

    3:16 the quintuple bullet takedown!

  • @RCSXDV
    @RCSXDV 3 года назад

    22:41 The old Sonic the Hedgehog reference from freezing time with rocket missiles around you.

  • @kev_whatev
    @kev_whatev 3 года назад +1

    Holy cow, 2-5 had me covering my face and jumping out of my seat

  • @alternateperson1840
    @alternateperson1840 3 года назад +1

    I'm hearing a lot of Mega Man Zero music in the background, nice to see you have good taste.

  • @double_dave33
    @double_dave33 3 года назад

    Gotta love it when something so crazy happens all Kosmic can do is exhale lmao

  • @MrTASer
    @MrTASer 3 года назад

    I really want some SM64 gameplay videos form your channel.
    I saw you on the marathon and was so impressed by your 3d gaming!!

  • @Falkuzrules
    @Falkuzrules Год назад

    Don't know what's more embarrassing, the fact that so many people in chat didn't know Tidal Terror from DKCR or the fact that they all asked what song was playing and... just no one answers for so long.

  • @CreepyMisfit7
    @CreepyMisfit7 3 года назад +1

    I had my butt clenched the entire time b.c of how intense this is. Sick dodges left and right

  • @emmettfrancione9468
    @emmettfrancione9468 3 года назад +4

    The Kirby music makes this lit

  • @lew526
    @lew526 2 года назад

    This is both terrifying and hilarious at once. Super entertaining!

  • @DavidRay_40
    @DavidRay_40 8 месяцев назад

    Ever tried Super 1-1 World in Mario Maker 2? Every level is a variant of the original 1-1. Some are pretty easy, while others are insanely hard.

  • @Macc_
    @Macc_ 2 года назад

    Loved the music selection in this one. The cracked out enemies are giving me flashbacks to Kirby's Dream Land on Extra mode with 1HP. =/
    15:35 I only mind people pronouncing things as if they were spelled completely differently, IF they insist on doing it AFTER they know better. There seems to be a global allergy to being corrected for some reason.
    23:16 Legit slack-jawed during that.

  • @Iudayus
    @Iudayus 5 месяцев назад

    I don't know why but the constant bullet bill sound effect is soothing to me

  • @ninkunai8011
    @ninkunai8011 3 года назад

    at about 12:50 is one of the most singularly impressive miracles i've seen in this game

  • @wizdockstienlock7401
    @wizdockstienlock7401 3 года назад

    this is why waluwigi is not in smash, this is a normal adventure for him. he is too powerful

  • @Reth_Hard
    @Reth_Hard 3 года назад +20

    Is there anybody crazy enough to speedrun this?

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 2 года назад +2

      I mean, speedrunning it isn't a big deal. Kosmic is only dying this much because is his first time on these levels, but if someone memorizes all of them, they can speedrun them (in theory)

    • @gaslit7442
      @gaslit7442 Год назад

      ​@@jestfullgremblim8002 Since it's a randomizer, wouldn't it be handled like MC random seed?

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Год назад

      @@gaslit7442 i mean, there are seeded runs for MC speedruns.
      If we talk about actually speedrunning random seeds then we might have a problem in our hands...

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Год назад

      @@gaslit7442 but the thing is, this randomizer generates a whole new mario game that you use as a ROM, so you can analize it all you want and then attempt your speedrun. That's mostly how it would work because of how the randomizer works.
      It depends on what the commenter meant by "this"
      If they meant "these specific levels" then my answer applies. If they meant "A whole new, random world. Blindly" then you would be right
      Edit: like, in the video, when Kosmic died, he didn't go in whole new run like you would do in a roguelike. So after defeating every level and memorizing them, he could have reseted this new ROM and potentially speedrun them properly. Level headed doesn't work like Minecraft or Roguelikes, so i bet that it's speedruns would work differently as well

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 3 года назад

    I’m just imagining the Benny Hill theme playing whenever the super-fast enemies appear.

  • @KOrgan0414
    @KOrgan0414 3 года назад

    21:21 yoshiha12 "half a bullet bill, he won half a bullet bill" Lmao
    Shoutouts to simpleflips

  • @LCOmusic
    @LCOmusic 3 года назад +1

    Music around 11:00ish? Sounds like compositions by Steve Reich or Dan Deacon played at 1.5-2x on Donkey Kong Country sound fonts and that portamento flute synth thing from Metroid Prime

    • @Kosmicd12
      @Kosmicd12  3 года назад

      i put all the music in the description. That one is from DKCR

  • @lukahmad5683
    @lukahmad5683 2 года назад

    SMB where every enemy is freakout LMAO

  • @Dragon_Ryder
    @Dragon_Ryder 3 года назад

    24:27 Epic Gamer™ wins coin flips during sick Piranha Plant pipe jumps. The Most Clutch Gamer™ Alive™™™

  • @justinhicks306
    @justinhicks306 3 года назад +1

    That run on 2-5 was pretty sick.

  • @not2tired
    @not2tired 3 года назад +1

    Here we catch a glimpse of the original original SMB2, before it was made easier for release in Japan

  • @DuckJohnn
    @DuckJohnn 9 месяцев назад

    Gameplay, when Bowser took his "taking Mario down" job seriously

  • @blah9500
    @blah9500 3 года назад +1

    A TAS of this would be incredible

  • @pilgrimturtle447
    @pilgrimturtle447 3 года назад

    I come to this channel for the semantics and linguistics dialogue. Not disappointed.

  • @Mozartminecraft
    @Mozartminecraft 2 года назад

    0:25 the king

  • @FUGP72
    @FUGP72 18 дней назад

    Fire underwater? You dno't see that in the regular game.
    Oh wait. You do.

  • @EqualsPeach
    @EqualsPeach 3 года назад

    16:16 Finally someone understands!

  • @ultimatesmash5er666
    @ultimatesmash5er666 3 года назад

    Little did we know, this was footage of the new Nintendo game, Super Waluigi Bros.

  • @e7nn
    @e7nn 3 года назад

    "NICE :D
    _dies_ , noooooooo :(
    midway ?
    YES :D"

  • @MrOligi3003
    @MrOligi3003 3 года назад

    Kosmic, the Ethan Hunt of Super Mario Bros.

  • @taxpayer1455
    @taxpayer1455 Год назад

    I like the accurate cannon firing speed from the bullet launchers

  • @noivern8595
    @noivern8595 3 года назад

    10:36 a man of culture just earned yourself a sub

  • @MA-naconitor
    @MA-naconitor 2 года назад

    Bowser really upped his level design this time

  • @AsukaFangirlJassy
    @AsukaFangirlJassy 9 месяцев назад

    1:32 that koopa had some coffee

  • @nakano15
    @nakano15 2 года назад

    Call of Mario: Mushroom Kingdom Warfare.

  • @CreativityCurve
    @CreativityCurve 3 года назад

    22:50 Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation