2024 Chevy Trailblazer | The New Camaro

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
  • We review the updated 2024 Chevy Trailblazer. This next-level SUV DOMINATES the urban landscape with a bigger infotainment screen, and a hot new front end. Chevy appears to have stepped up to deliver a once-in-a-generation experience. Other CUVs to consider are the Honda HRV, Toyota Corolla Cross, Mazda CX30, Ford Bronco, and Hyundai Kona.
    #cars #engineering #technology
    Index:
    00:00 Domination
    00:27 The Development Story
    1:35 The Perfect Buyer
    3:08 Interior Updates
    4:37 Mechanical Impressions
    6:30 Driving Impressions
    10:55 Final Thoughts
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  • @drmememachine
    @drmememachine 6 месяцев назад +360

    As someone who worked for GMIT before they closed down our facility, that intro was spot on and absolutely hilarious. The middle management giving you some busy work task saying this will be your make or break is hysterical.

    • @p8ntballnxj
      @p8ntballnxj 6 месяцев назад +8

      RIP AZ

    • @cowmath77
      @cowmath77 6 месяцев назад +1

      Are most of your engineering colleagues borderline autistic to the point of moving between jobs every 1-2 years since they graduated? I have 2 engineer friends, and combined they have been fired from 4 jobs and laid of from 3 over the past 8 years. I really want to know if it's just them, or if this is the industry. One of them can't pick up on social cues at all and always sounds like he is mad at you, so I have a feeling it's his fault, but the other is more normal and still as dysfunctional in his career.

    • @afterburn2600
      @afterburn2600 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@cowmath77 Not sure if you're talking specifically about automotive engineers, but in my experience (over 2 decades in industry, mechanical engineer for 18 of those years), the number of engineers that are slightly off is high, but most are quite functioning. Those who cannot make social connections to save their lives usually either end up with indispensable skills (so the company puts up with the quirks), are brought through the ranks through nepotism, or strike out on their own after numerous failed career starts. But I'd say I've only known a handful over the years that fall into those camps. The thing about engineering is it behooves you to be wired slightly different, so it attracts a mildly divergent crowd.

    • @toyota420xp
      @toyota420xp 4 месяца назад

      I realy love how it looks

  • @General_M
    @General_M 6 месяцев назад +643

    Man, pretty good for what’s probably going to be the last GM press car you all get for a while.

    • @plightn
      @plightn 6 месяцев назад +111

      That’s probably a mercy given what they’ve been producing.

    • @woocoheed
      @woocoheed 6 месяцев назад +23

      Silverback Jack must be corvetted out

    • @bextar6365
      @bextar6365 6 месяцев назад +1

      Bash & Trash guys !

    • @devongee1776
      @devongee1776 6 месяцев назад +62

      GM is fully aware that the bulk of their lineup consists of shit piles. When it comes to the auto reviewers, GM gets their bread buttered with the Blackwing products, the Camaro, and the Corvette. They also can tend to sprinkle _just enough_ effort into the Tahoe and Suburban to get some clout on that side of the pie. Everything else? The Americans have *been* slacked behind the Asian companies for decades. They know the drill.

    • @Jazzmaster1992
      @Jazzmaster1992 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@devongee1776 some of that sounds like CAFE standards, or whatever it is that makes manufacturers have a certain fuel economy average across their fleet. Of course, the Camaro is dying, so if you have six figures for a Blackwing or Corvette go right ahead, but otherwise...

  • @joe718gt4
    @joe718gt4 6 месяцев назад +856

    I wonder how much better GM and Ford would be if they didn't make so many models, and just increase the quality of everything else.

    • @TheBreakfastLover
      @TheBreakfastLover 6 месяцев назад +125

      GM, quantity over quality

    • @Ironswiftness
      @Ironswiftness 6 месяцев назад +136

      Yep, we don't need 6 sizes of SUV.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@TheBreakfastLover The American[sic] Way™

    • @realcreamofwheat7728
      @realcreamofwheat7728 6 месяцев назад +49

      Or maybe... Just maybe... kept making sedans and coupes. These CUVs/SUVs are a joke to drive, at least sedans are more fun.

    • @kinglumpy6145
      @kinglumpy6145 6 месяцев назад +12

      It would still suck

  • @michaelw6277
    @michaelw6277 6 месяцев назад +362

    It’s like GM doesn’t realize that they’re competing against Honda, Mazda, and Toyota… like usual.

    • @chrisb9478
      @chrisb9478 6 месяцев назад +101

      And most people that buy Ford, Chevy & Stellantis, don’t shop foreign and have no idea what it’s like to own a quality vehicle that lasts hundreds of thousands of miles, stuff doesn’t break, no weird electrical issues & hold their value. 🙄

    • @ducktails1695
      @ducktails1695 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@chrisb9478 Most people don't keep their cars for hundreds of thousands of miles either so who gives a shit.

    • @JohnConrad
      @JohnConrad 6 месяцев назад +48

      @@chrisb9478And my tundra is more made in the USA than any GM truck. lol

    • @flurpoid
      @flurpoid 6 месяцев назад +9

      And to a certain demographic that competition doesn't even matter. Some folks will buy anything with the gilded bowtie, no matter how bad it is.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 6 месяцев назад

      Their failures are subsidized. They have no motive to be anything but solvent.

  • @TTduckTT
    @TTduckTT 6 месяцев назад +386

    I walked into my local Chivy dealership in my popped collar polo, khaki shorts, and boat shoes. Yeah it’s 34 degrees out but I’m a real man and I needed to look good for this deal I was closing. Anyway, I told my salesman, Tanner, that I needed something sleek and tough for my next Chivy. I said, “Don’t bullshit me Bryce, I’m a long time Chivy owner. I’m looking to trade in my Equinox. I work in finance so I know how money works. Show me something that’ll arouse me as much as my yearly prostate exam.” He shows me a Camaro SS. I tell him that I’m not openly political like that. SS badge? I only wear my hood at my monthly klan meeting. He shows me the new Corvette. I tell him my T levels are just fine. I don’t need help. I’m an alpha, Taylor. Plus, what’ll the guys shopping at my local Cabelas think of me? Finally he shows me the Trailblazer. I take that fine piece of American engineering for a spin, I look down at my half chub and I know. This is the one for me. Thanks Chet for selling me the best Chivy my 580 credit score could get!

    • @zephead843
      @zephead843 6 месяцев назад +27

      Did anyone show you Paul Allen's business card while you were there?

    • @deepthinker999
      @deepthinker999 6 месяцев назад +4

      Did the Trailblazer come with spelling instructions?

    • @journeyman291
      @journeyman291 6 месяцев назад +17

      That was frikn hilarious 😂

    • @strangerdanger8462
      @strangerdanger8462 6 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @keithcrandall1369
      @keithcrandall1369 6 месяцев назад +1

      🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @shammyh
    @shammyh 6 месяцев назад +273

    AMAZING. I don't even need to buy the car. Simply watching this review has fixed my home life, got me a promotion at work, and I'm now finally over 6ft tall. #MidcycleMakeover #ThanksChevy

    • @gadeane287
      @gadeane287 6 месяцев назад +6

      Enough over 6 ft tall and you won't be able to fit in it.

    • @igotajopamerica3040
      @igotajopamerica3040 3 месяца назад

      You can be 6.5ft tall and fit in this car.

    • @EbikeAdventures667
      @EbikeAdventures667 3 месяца назад

      Making 6 figures.

  • @wg5331
    @wg5331 6 месяцев назад +480

    It’s still wild to think this nameplate once had a 400HP 6.0L V8.

    • @JulioLopez-xz5kx
      @JulioLopez-xz5kx 6 месяцев назад +1

      This is cucked version of the Trailblazer for emasculated males.

    • @austinfrazier7325
      @austinfrazier7325 6 месяцев назад +75

      Since this is turbo, if you put a bigger turbo and tune plus a 150-200 shot of nitrous you will have 400hp too. For about 2 mins. 😂

    • @rnt45t1
      @rnt45t1 6 месяцев назад +5

      I still want to find one of those

    • @peacewalkr6942
      @peacewalkr6942 6 месяцев назад +12

      ⁠@@austinfrazier7325 it’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey😭

    • @southernfarmtech
      @southernfarmtech 6 месяцев назад +9

      Amen. As far as I am concerned - the Trailblazer and Envoy for that matter - died in 2009.

  • @ianlatham2975
    @ianlatham2975 6 месяцев назад +130

    I'm always impressed by Mark's ability to speak with his tongue in cheek without it affecting his ability to enunciate. This is your best video of 2024.

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot 6 месяцев назад +6

      What I look for in an automotive review is excessive amounts of sarcasm, preferably thirteen minutes of it straight. I can't get enough, and you can only watch Juno so many times to get your fix.

  • @airdromeaccount7922
    @airdromeaccount7922 6 месяцев назад +79

    "enough storage for a small butt plug..." this is a snark master class. Absolutely masterful. Bravo.

    • @MuniTechnology
      @MuniTechnology 6 месяцев назад +4

      Was wondering if anyone else caught that! 😂

    • @rm0234
      @rm0234 6 месяцев назад +1

      No, no one else out of the 100k people who watched this heard the joke... 🙄

    • @Davsoto120
      @Davsoto120 4 месяца назад +1

      The fact that he’s wrong is annoying 🤦🏽‍♂️ that’s a removable tray, that armrest compartment is DEEP

  • @xtnuser5338
    @xtnuser5338 6 месяцев назад +63

    The first eight or nine minutes of this video comprise the single longest train of dry sarcasm gravy I've ever seen on the tracks. Deserves a JD Powers award of its own.

  • @AustinF516
    @AustinF516 6 месяцев назад +156

    If you can lease it for $149 month with no money down, it's a perfect college commuter pile for someone who has never driven anything other than a bicycle prior.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 6 месяцев назад +17

      Eh, but you could work a summer and pay off something older and probably twice as fun to drive. The way kids are stacking on debt now with degrees they're not likely to utilize, being locked into this paying it down with the low resale value seems like a mistake. And God forbid they wreck it.

    • @Tool0GT92
      @Tool0GT92 6 месяцев назад +42

      $150/month was like 20 years ago

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito 6 месяцев назад +11

      Hahahahaha!! $150 a month oh that’s rich. 10-20 years ago different story, in today’s market? $395 at a bare minimum IF you’re lucky

    • @robhood1167
      @robhood1167 6 месяцев назад +2

      Cheap car does not mean cheap lease. I did lease a Chevy Traverse for $147/m with zero DAS back in 2017. Loved it! Free maintenance, too.

    • @tiberianexcalibur
      @tiberianexcalibur 6 месяцев назад

      @@12ealDealOfficial$149 is cheap and nothing to complain about for a vehicle that is stress free with no worries about breaking down or repairs.

  • @j.r.986
    @j.r.986 6 месяцев назад +117

    These segments with Mark describing cars and the lifestyles of their buyers are pure gold 😂 I’d love to see you guys do short videos with just these for different cars

    • @str1fe13
      @str1fe13 6 месяцев назад +8

      I love how straight Mark always plays those bits. It would take me 40 takes to get through that without cracking.

    • @RestrictedHades
      @RestrictedHades 6 месяцев назад +1

      kinda like rcr without weird voices and poop jokes

    • @SolarMoth
      @SolarMoth 6 месяцев назад

      my fiance thought they were going too far to the point where some bits feel disrespectful to women@@str1fe13

  • @tailsneon556
    @tailsneon556 6 месяцев назад +37

    The key to happiness isn't a manual transmission and a great driving experience. It's that sumptuous set of screens and turbocharged power in a practical front wheel drive based sporty CUV. This video confirms what I've been waiting for. The perfect time to trade in my ND2 Miata. This. This is what I've been waiting for.

  • @dvaritek434
    @dvaritek434 6 месяцев назад +153

    It has rental fleet written all over it

    • @Userxxx840
      @Userxxx840 6 месяцев назад +5

      A lot of them are probably going to get abused by trashy Enterprise customers who leave trash and vomit everywhere 😂

    • @lizards821
      @lizards821 6 месяцев назад +30

      RS does indeed stand for rental spec

    • @OpeoAslam
      @OpeoAslam 6 месяцев назад +2

      Like pretty much every Chevy minus the Corvette.

    • @Userxxx840
      @Userxxx840 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@OpeoAslam this applies to Nissan, Dodge, and Hyundai as well.

    • @OpeoAslam
      @OpeoAslam 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Userxxx840 Seems like more cars are rental oriented than not these days.

  • @Ironswiftness
    @Ironswiftness 6 месяцев назад +172

    Hey remember the light truck based Blazer everyone liked so much? Let's not bring that back right when Ford brings back the Bronco to compete with the wildly popular 4Runner and Wrangler.

    • @jblyon2
      @jblyon2 6 месяцев назад +13

      At least this will be just as unreliable as the old Blazer?

    • @GHinWI
      @GHinWI 6 месяцев назад +1

      We don’t need more choices of 16mpg poser-lifestyle-mall-dozers. CUVs are what people actually need and drive.

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 6 месяцев назад +3

      theres a guy who actually takes a tahoe and cuts the rear seats and doors out. turns it into a 2 door suv it should be. sadly it costs 100k because you buy a new(ish) tahoe AND do a ton of work on it.

    • @Ironswiftness
      @Ironswiftness 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@bradhaines3142 Yeah I saw that. SUV's should have tailgates as a standard not a rarity

    • @Ironswiftness
      @Ironswiftness 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@jblyon2 The K5 blazer was unreliable? news to me. Maybe you are referring to the s10 era blazer?

  • @puffnstuff12
    @puffnstuff12 6 месяцев назад +88

    Notice how he had the dash in metric instead of imperial to make it look faster than it really is?

    • @DanteDiFilippo
      @DanteDiFilippo 6 месяцев назад +22

      That was the joke

    • @fortheloveofnoise9298
      @fortheloveofnoise9298 6 месяцев назад

      sadly that really does.effect human brains, in europe speeds are cheaper because the higher numbers

  • @JoKIA_-100
    @JoKIA_-100 6 месяцев назад +294

    Thanks for giving me my first laughs of 2024. Jack referred to the little brother of this, the Trax. My daughter bought one of the first to arrive at our local dealer in June. Within two months she was having a serious safety issue with the transmission. GM contact people essentially told her to deal with it. The service manager at the dealer tried to get her and her car to go away too. Through a serious amount of complaining to the dealership itself, starting with the salesman who sold her this POS, they are promising a new replacement vehicle, another Trax, at little out of pocket cost to her. She’s supposed to get it this week. I’m expecting some strings attached to this offer. We shall see.
    UPDATE: The dealership did what they promised. A brand new Trax at a higher trim level. I’m sure they would not have if my daughter did not become a very squeaky wheel that would not go away. I stayed completely out of this issue intentionally and she did very well in getting this resolved on her own. The salesperson has promised continued support if the need should arise; I hope that won’t be happening, but it likely will.

    • @deepthinker999
      @deepthinker999 6 месяцев назад +18

      After this one you are on your own.

    • @HCG
      @HCG 6 месяцев назад +71

      You let your daughter buy a Chevy?

    • @frank12777
      @frank12777 6 месяцев назад +23

      You can only blame yourself for buying that pos

    • @asimoford4994
      @asimoford4994 6 месяцев назад +3

      Other owners didn't face any issue....

    • @qx4n9e1xp
      @qx4n9e1xp 6 месяцев назад +23

      If people work that hard to buy a trax, let alone ANOTHER ONE after the first one had problems, I say they deserve what they get.

  • @louisc76
    @louisc76 6 месяцев назад +105

    This strikes me as the finest machine GM has ever produced, period. Up yours, Chevelle SS!

  • @quixomega
    @quixomega 6 месяцев назад +184

    I always feel like GM never knows which corners to cut on less expensive models. Many other companies like Honda, Mazda and Subaru know what they're doing and their cheaper cars dont feel like a penalty box. GM? The corners they cut are right up in your face.

    • @Incomudro1963
      @Incomudro1963 6 месяцев назад +40

      GM believes if they add Camaro styling cues to their cheep cars, that'll work.

    • @MaGiKRat420
      @MaGiKRat420 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@Incomudro1963 which aren't great to begin with. Those vents don't blow in your face, just on your wrists😂

    • @Swiggityswagger
      @Swiggityswagger 6 месяцев назад +13

      These are compliance vehicles for companies like GM. They don't care if its a piece of shit. It ticks a box. They sell a bunch of them to rentals and plenty of people who know nothing about cars will get suckered by incentives and buy one without ever looking at the better alternatives.

    • @jefffaller8474
      @jefffaller8474 6 месяцев назад +10

      The problem is GM can't build a small quality vehicle (compact, sedan/CUV etc.) cheaply with all of the entitlements, dealer network kickbacks, and the ton of other costs that all get lumped into a new vehicles price that leave the consumer asking where did 30% of the vehicles price go? because it's not showing up in the vehicle. Bottom line, $30K is too much money for mediocrity and most intelligent consumers know it, and will go to Asian brands instead. GM's current pricing is so out of touch with the current cost of living crisis its ridiculous, but they've been aggressively normalizing $100k full size SUVs and Trucks with 40%+ profit margins for years now. GM can't continue to survive their decades of missteps.

    • @loki_wolff
      @loki_wolff 4 месяца назад

      Gotta disagree, Subaru and Toyota try hard to make you feel like a peasant and they get a pass cuz they're "reliable." Their interiors are crazy cheap feeling. Mazda and Honda are good though. Chevy is just average.

  • @SantanKGhey1234
    @SantanKGhey1234 6 месяцев назад +33

    Lets just give Mark props... i dont know anyone else who can talk that serious for 4 and half minutes straight.... well done sir 👏🤣

  • @VS666
    @VS666 6 месяцев назад +48

    I don’t know how Jack can live with himself. It takes a dumpster fire of a lineup combined with 30% interest rates on 35k “cheap” cars to make the C8 Z06 happen

    • @yungrichnbroke5199
      @yungrichnbroke5199 6 месяцев назад +5

      Just as all my free international flights with points are made possible by those who are trapped in credit card debt and people who pay cash for everything.

  • @geraldthompson4633
    @geraldthompson4633 6 месяцев назад +69

    I like how you guys have the speedo in kilometers to make it look impressive…

    • @NotAnonymousNo80014
      @NotAnonymousNo80014 6 месяцев назад +11

      ...and Mark stepping out of the vehicle to improve the results.

    • @geraldthompson4633
      @geraldthompson4633 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@NotAnonymousNo80014 😂😂😂

    • @rolandm9750
      @rolandm9750 5 месяцев назад +1

      LOL yeah was just about to make that same comment and saw yours. Indeed 140km/h is "only" 85 MPH.

  • @clifftaylor3295
    @clifftaylor3295 6 месяцев назад +31

    “He’s got you creative financing at 30%” Hahahah. Yes.

  • @pete1067
    @pete1067 6 месяцев назад +64

    Brilliant. 100% reflects what American consumer wants.

    • @rosgoncharuk2403
      @rosgoncharuk2403 6 месяцев назад +16

      And what they deserve

    • @vipermoon_
      @vipermoon_ 6 месяцев назад

      Best possible reply to this great comment@@rosgoncharuk2403

  • @classikz
    @classikz 6 месяцев назад +24

    What kind of trails are we blazing with the Trailblazer? The trail to 30% Apr creative financing.

  • @WpnX81
    @WpnX81 6 месяцев назад +19

    I woke up this morning and longed for a healthy dose of sarcasm to start the new year off right... I am satiated.

    • @JulioLopez-xz5kx
      @JulioLopez-xz5kx 6 месяцев назад

      I'm glad.

    • @OldRustySteele
      @OldRustySteele 6 месяцев назад

      Hi WpnX, you must not be from Chicago. Only one morning of sarcasm and cynicism is not nearly enough to satiate us! 😂

  • @bonusb2924
    @bonusb2924 6 месяцев назад +47

    So $30k is the new GEO Metro segment?! Good to know the baseline…

    • @theadvocate4698
      @theadvocate4698 6 месяцев назад +8

      This would be a GEO tracker! :)

    • @666cemetaryslut
      @666cemetaryslut 6 месяцев назад +6

      We have a Geo Metro already, its called the Mirage.

    • @ThatOddLife
      @ThatOddLife 6 месяцев назад

      @@666cemetaryslutdiscontinued after this year.
      I’ve owned two, and reliability was awesome.

  • @JulioLopez-xz5kx
    @JulioLopez-xz5kx 6 месяцев назад +66

    I like how Mark couldn't even be bothered to do the test drive. That's how bad this car is. 😂

  • @dragospahontu
    @dragospahontu 6 месяцев назад +32

    I thought about buying my wife's boyfriend a Chevy Blazer, but I figured he's already cruising in her heart - no need for a new ride!

  • @dgw4049
    @dgw4049 6 месяцев назад +88

    They couldve given us a Trailblazer that competed with the Defender, Bronco or Wrangler, but they gave us this instead.

    • @qx4n9e1xp
      @qx4n9e1xp 6 месяцев назад +7

      Don't forget the Blazer, which is basically an equinox/acadia.

    • @wescoleman6390
      @wescoleman6390 6 месяцев назад +9

      Why did they even make the Blazer and Trailblazer? They are entirely redundant with their existing Equinox and Trax models. I thought they were replacing one with the other when they were introduced, but GM still makes all four models.

    • @richardbrown4816
      @richardbrown4816 6 месяцев назад

      Is January 1st the new April 1st?

  • @gatolibero8329
    @gatolibero8329 6 месяцев назад +21

    You know Jack is serious when his eyes are closed while talking...

  • @cardo1111
    @cardo1111 6 месяцев назад +30

    The flat bottomed steering wheel in a Trailblazer was a clever touch from the marketing wonks to try to fool buyers they're in a sports car.

  • @markj9544
    @markj9544 6 месяцев назад +20

    You know GM is cringing when they see Savagegeese review another one of their vehicles.

    • @deepthinker999
      @deepthinker999 6 месяцев назад +1

      Do you think that GM will black list Savage Geese?

    • @neil3858
      @neil3858 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@deepthinker999Please do all of us a favor and don’t get Mr. Geese’s hopes up

    • @StevenLastname
      @StevenLastname 6 месяцев назад +2

      I get the feeling that GM is sarcasm impaired.

  • @daweed980
    @daweed980 6 месяцев назад +13

    You had me laughing the entire time Mark 😂. Loved your true no BS commentary. Chevy should know you keep it real with your audience so I'm surprised they let you review it. Glad they did!

  • @rondail5675
    @rondail5675 6 месяцев назад +26

    As a GM guy, I wouldn't pay more than $20k for that piece of .....
    The one thing I did like was the 9-Speed transmission.

    • @deepthinker999
      @deepthinker999 6 месяцев назад +2

      You might not like it after you have owned it for awhile. See above for additional details.

    • @journeyman291
      @journeyman291 6 месяцев назад +2

      The 9 speed is under recall. But the can't figure out how to fix it, without a major hit to the bottom line

    • @rondail5675
      @rondail5675 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@journeyman291 So then there is nothing to like about the not-TrailBlazer.

    • @nathanrwin
      @nathanrwin 6 месяцев назад +1

      7k USD at best lol

  • @johngennace4045
    @johngennace4045 6 месяцев назад +5

    This is the loaner Jack gets when the ZO6 goes in for service. Brutal.

    • @deepthinker999
      @deepthinker999 6 месяцев назад

      That may be true ! Wonder how long he will have to drive it before the Z06 is repaired?

  • @Closertotruth2
    @Closertotruth2 6 месяцев назад +19

    Happy New Year guys! My resolution after this glowing review is to sell my Macan GTS and buy three of these for me, my wife, and my girlfriend.

    • @thatcopenguy
      @thatcopenguy 6 месяцев назад

      I'll be your wife's boyfriend if you buy me one too 😘

    • @givemesilverbullet
      @givemesilverbullet 6 месяцев назад +1

      Don't forget your wife's boyfriend.

  • @jessejimenez9915
    @jessejimenez9915 6 месяцев назад +6

    That sarcasm is denser and more delicious than the avocado I just spread on my organic hemp toast. Yum. Keep up the good work guys. Happy new year

  • @maximedaneau3397
    @maximedaneau3397 6 месяцев назад +15

    It boggles my mind that the decide to put animations in the infotainment system even though it clearly has the gpu of a 1999 potato. Animations are just there to look nice. It they don't look nice, they're just making the car worse for no reason.

    • @Incomudro1963
      @Incomudro1963 6 месяцев назад

      Animation and Camaro styling cues.
      That's GM's answer.

  • @davidw237
    @davidw237 6 месяцев назад +4

    Any brand that ignores their entry-level vehicles misses out on the opportunity to build brand loyalty.

    • @deepthinker999
      @deepthinker999 6 месяцев назад

      Alfred P. Sloan is now just a memory.

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan 6 месяцев назад +1

      When the entry level Vehicles suck there's no reason to start brand loyalty in the first place

  • @CarsBikesBoats7
    @CarsBikesBoats7 6 месяцев назад +13

    I'm old enough to remember when a Blazer was on a full size truck frame with a solid front axle...

    • @NotAnonymousNo80014
      @NotAnonymousNo80014 6 месяцев назад +3

      You'll have to rev the 3 cylinder really high to blaze any trails with this one.

    • @bradb.7802
      @bradb.7802 6 месяцев назад +1

      Wasn’t it on the small truck (s-10) frame?

    • @morganvon5664
      @morganvon5664 6 месяцев назад

      Yep. The two door blazer lifted was a very cool truck.

    • @CarsBikesBoats7
      @CarsBikesBoats7 6 месяцев назад

      @@bradb.7802 K5 Blazer

    • @666cemetaryslut
      @666cemetaryslut 6 месяцев назад

      @@bradb.7802 No

  • @scittw22
    @scittw22 6 месяцев назад +17

    I begrudgingly downgraded to a '23 trailblazer when I took a paycut last year and needed to save money. I expected to hate it but it's a surprisingly likeable little car. I don't regret getting it.

    • @deepthinker999
      @deepthinker999 6 месяцев назад +6

      There is always one optimist in the group.

    • @scottdavis_34
      @scottdavis_34 6 месяцев назад

      @@deepthinker999and one that loves to tear down another. Tell me, is it a jealousy thing?

  • @thewhitecarrot
    @thewhitecarrot 6 месяцев назад +14

    You guys absolutely nailed this review spot on. Although you forgot the final step in the engineering process. Once all of the junior engineers wrapped up the project they had to convert all of drawings to metric measurements and Korean language because this shitbox was never gonna see the inside of an American factory.

  • @AndyL58596
    @AndyL58596 6 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you Mark and Jack. Happy new year! Starting off with a banger guys!

  • @matthewschneller3587
    @matthewschneller3587 6 месяцев назад +4

    Just when I thought these reviews couldn't get any better, you guys always raise the bar. 👍

  • @Natepwnsu
    @Natepwnsu 6 месяцев назад +3

    Hertz grinding their teeth with excitement for their new fleet of rentals they intend to buy.

  • @Acct1941
    @Acct1941 6 месяцев назад +3

    this writing is next level. This video is my new year celebration. I nearly dropped my briefcase of bullion when you showed the Dodge Nitro.

  • @chrisa7832
    @chrisa7832 6 месяцев назад +9

    I hope the goose never changes! Love it

  • @rosgoncharuk2403
    @rosgoncharuk2403 6 месяцев назад +4

    Starting a year with a BANG! Happy New year, Mark & Jack!

  • @mefferso04
    @mefferso04 6 месяцев назад +9

    If it'll do 1-wheel peels in the rain from a neutral drop, I'M SOLD!

  • @desild5869
    @desild5869 6 месяцев назад +15

    1. Isn't it illegal to sell cars with under 150 HP in US?
    2. WOW! 9 speed auto. + a 1.3 l engine. That's almost 10!

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 6 месяцев назад

      I imagine the shift pattern sounding like a slow laugh at you.

    • @flurpoid
      @flurpoid 6 месяцев назад +2

      Definitely not illegal, my Mazda 2 has only 100hp. But it weighs 2200lbs so it doesn't feel too dangerously slow.

    • @balucipher
      @balucipher 6 месяцев назад +1

      Why would it be illegal to sell a car under 150hp?

  • @tip-topholiday6833
    @tip-topholiday6833 6 месяцев назад +24

    Not sure if it was wise to start the year on such a high note. Now you can only go down from here.

  • @Nikeair0117
    @Nikeair0117 6 месяцев назад +4

    I love the sarcasm throughout its great😂😂

  • @naarealy
    @naarealy 6 месяцев назад +2

    The beauty of this review is that when GMs press department scans it with AI to decide if you are worthy of future press cars, the AI wont pick up on the sarcasm and give a good report.

  • @rkalla
    @rkalla 6 месяцев назад +4

    These absolute off the rails story telling are becoming my new favorites

  • @tomdoe4962
    @tomdoe4962 6 месяцев назад +10

    Yeah out of curiosity I looked up the CX30 the turbo version has 250hp and 320lbs of tq

    • @Incomudro1963
      @Incomudro1963 6 месяцев назад

      And far better materials, overall quality, and reliability.

    • @jacks815
      @jacks815 6 месяцев назад

      The non-turbo CX30 has more hp and tq than this (180-190)

  • @Jazzmaster1992
    @Jazzmaster1992 6 месяцев назад +3

    The Perfect Buyer portion had me laughing way too hard. Well done.

  • @deansmits006
    @deansmits006 6 месяцев назад +2

    I can see dealerships playing your clips on their showroom tvs. It's high praise.

  • @cinthe3
    @cinthe3 6 месяцев назад +9

    Starting the year with an epic return to savagery. Well done.

  • @Real_Natural
    @Real_Natural 6 месяцев назад +5

    Accountant mentality. If it requires effort to produce something at a profit, we're out.

  • @paddle_shift
    @paddle_shift 6 месяцев назад +6

    The 1978 Lincoln Versailles with the 5.7L 351ci V8 had 135hp and weighed 3,900lbs (135÷351=00.38hp / ci or 3,900lbs÷135=28.9lbs per hp).
    The 2023 Chevy Trailbazer with the 1.3L 79ci i3 has 138hp and weighs 3,029lbs (138÷ 79=01.74hp / ci or 3,029lbs÷138=21.95lbs per hp)

    • @MultiMusicbuff
      @MultiMusicbuff 6 месяцев назад +2

      You are 100% correct....but....Lincoln owners who maintained their cars could make them last just a few days short of Forever.Unfortunately most did not.
      A 1.3-3 banger with is just 2 notches above a lawnmower engine and if the owner does not maintain it properly it will be gonesky long before it's paid off.

    • @paddle_shift
      @paddle_shift 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@MultiMusicbuff @MultiMusicbuff What was true then is still true today, "if you don't maintain, it'll just leave a stain"

    • @StevenLastname
      @StevenLastname 6 месяцев назад

      So what? It's a 45 year difference in technology and manufacturing methods. It's not even a remotely fair comparison.

    • @paddle_shift
      @paddle_shift 6 месяцев назад

      @@StevenLastname That was the whole point. Progress. I tend to like it, other folks not so much.

  • @mkrzyzak
    @mkrzyzak 6 месяцев назад +2

    Whew thank you, now this review is how you start a new year . A car to lookup to

  • @TechOutAdam
    @TechOutAdam Месяц назад

    Best review I've of this car and one of the best videos I've seen reviewing a car period. You got skills brotha. Thanks for this!

  • @jonathana2079
    @jonathana2079 6 месяцев назад +8

    This vehicle and many others are exactly why I hang onto my final production year Ford Taurus. It’s different and doesn’t look like everything else on the road.

    • @palpatov
      @palpatov 6 месяцев назад

      Mercedes EQS?

    • @Jazzmaster1992
      @Jazzmaster1992 6 месяцев назад +8

      My coworker wonders why I don't like most Crossovers, and this is why. Everyone is making them, so they're hard to be excited about. Ignoring the fact that even with "spirited" crossovers like the Porsche Macan or Lamborghini Urus, I just hate to think about how much performance gets wasted just to move around all that unnecessary weight, all because Americans are obsessed with having shittier, heavier, worse driving versions of sedans just so they can sit a little higher.

    • @fortheloveofnoise9298
      @fortheloveofnoise9298 6 месяцев назад

      Cop Cars: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @matthewshultz8762
      @matthewshultz8762 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jazzmaster1992 Blame the size/weight arms race of Americans buying full size SUVs and trucks for the last 20 years. Need the higher seat height to accommodate getting in/out of the vehicle 5+ times a day, the extra height helps traffic visibility and being more out of the way of SUV headlight glare at night. We all know the ultimate non-towing utility vehicle is a station wagon but they're losing the battle to CUVs because of the added height. Personally, I enjoyed daily driving my 2017 Forester more than the 2019 Accord I owned prior. Accord won way more categories but getting in and out was a huge downside, also the trunk was huge but not tall so not as useful. Accord was also bad at towing, and yes I did tow with it.

  • @bmcgrath1le115
    @bmcgrath1le115 6 месяцев назад +6

    Finally we get our SS 1LE video!

  • @BurtSampson
    @BurtSampson 6 месяцев назад +2

    "you've got Chevy Trailblazer written all over you." My new go to put down.

  • @jinchang3365
    @jinchang3365 6 месяцев назад +1

    Wow. I'm just blown away. So much thought and creativity put into this video!

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan 6 месяцев назад +1

      Way more thought than GM put into building this slab of nothing

  • @Greg-oj2pg
    @Greg-oj2pg 6 месяцев назад +4

    I'm amazed you could deliver that opening monologue with nary a smile, giggle, or outburst of uncontrollable laughter. Brilliant. As for this vehicle, it's a perfect example of why I'll never purchase another GM product. Mundane, lousy interior, foreign-built, and non-existent resale value. Everything I've come to expect from the crowd at GM.

  • @frank5.3
    @frank5.3 6 месяцев назад +7

    Oh Lord what timeline is this? 2024 off with a banger. Cheers everyone

  • @michaelhatfield5808
    @michaelhatfield5808 6 месяцев назад

    You guys are awesome. Happy New Year!

  • @TheAmazza2
    @TheAmazza2 6 месяцев назад +1

    This video is pure gold. Plus, loved the new goose intro!

  • @Centuari
    @Centuari 6 месяцев назад +6

    Putting the dash into km/h is honestly hilarious.

  • @user-sz4hy8ou3d
    @user-sz4hy8ou3d 6 месяцев назад +4

    Incredible Oscar award winning film gentlemen. The trailblazer is probably the greatest vehicle of all time 👏

  • @DjTspaRoLEoffIcER
    @DjTspaRoLEoffIcER 6 месяцев назад +12

    Your sarcasm killed it! Hilarious review. 😝👍

  • @joshuaciccoricco2947
    @joshuaciccoricco2947 6 месяцев назад

    OMG the snark is undeniable. I mean you both seem to be just seething that you even have to do this vid. I love it! Awesome job!

  • @silverboomerang
    @silverboomerang 6 месяцев назад +6

    I have been entertained. My thanks.

  • @ArneAsada69
    @ArneAsada69 6 месяцев назад +13

    But tell me how you really feel about the Trailblazer. 😂

  • @mrpips000
    @mrpips000 Месяц назад

    You're the only car channel that actually reviews vehicles. All the others are just promoters of whatever vehicle they are given.

  • @sukhoiromantic1718
    @sukhoiromantic1718 6 месяцев назад

    I'm still watching the intro and smiling privately like a lunatic here on the train desperately trying to keep it together. Top tier.

  • @xchazz86
    @xchazz86 6 месяцев назад +5

    Jesus Mark you sure you dont work for the Chevy internal recruitment team? That was brutal.

  • @mortalwombat5811
    @mortalwombat5811 6 месяцев назад +4

    It's delightful to see some proper *savagery* to start out the new year.

  • @TalismanPHX
    @TalismanPHX 5 месяцев назад +1

    Perfect amount of sarcasm for a Korean built Daewoo.... 😅😂

  • @markc7274
    @markc7274 6 месяцев назад

    The best car reviews on RUclips period. Love your channel

  • @nweye
    @nweye 6 месяцев назад +3

    2024 is going to be a hell of a year!

  • @PianoBlackTrimRep.
    @PianoBlackTrimRep. 6 месяцев назад +8

    You guys have really raised the bar as far as reviewing such hot cars that people drool over. How will you ever top this?

  • @abinormal8374
    @abinormal8374 6 месяцев назад

    As always a great review.

  • @skidstung
    @skidstung 6 месяцев назад

    Thanks for starting the year right with some good savagegeese humor! Look forward to another wonderful year!

  • @dystopia-usa
    @dystopia-usa 6 месяцев назад +4

    Lower-displacement smaller turbo engines are just a time-bomb waiting to happen, even more-so than a regular 2.0 or 2.5 4-cyl displacement turbo engine.

  • @Affalterbach1967
    @Affalterbach1967 6 месяцев назад +12

    GM had the sense to avoid nostalgia traps like a Blazer s10 reboot.

  • @onekoneb
    @onekoneb 6 месяцев назад +1

    Loved the intro with KM/H speedo lol! Also, "enough space for a small butt plug" hahahaha

  • @stevethomas2285
    @stevethomas2285 6 месяцев назад +2

    That screen is still faster than my 2022 Volvo XC60.

  • @ernesternest815
    @ernesternest815 6 месяцев назад +3

    I rented a 23 recently on a work trip and it actually did everything I needed it too, The Bluetooth connection was slow for CarPlay, but other than that around town the car had good power and the highway ride was fine. Nothing exciting though.

  • @JulioLopez-xz5kx
    @JulioLopez-xz5kx 6 месяцев назад +3

    Happy New Year 2024!

  • @bedlambikes
    @bedlambikes 6 месяцев назад

    AWESOME review!!!! Love and appreciate someone who can actually be honest!!

  • @chrisv4513
    @chrisv4513 6 месяцев назад

    Very honest like usual , keep doing an excellent job in 2024 and Happy New Year !

  • @Eccentricplum
    @Eccentricplum 6 месяцев назад +5

    Not another vehicle with an RS badge.

  • @gerhardjinks6581
    @gerhardjinks6581 6 месяцев назад +7

    The best looking car in the segment.

  • @recharles1018
    @recharles1018 6 месяцев назад +1

    Happy New Year geese!...loved the review of your last GM press car ever.

  • @kotnbronson
    @kotnbronson 6 месяцев назад

    This is the best review ever, of any kind. Pure gold.

  • @lordcorgi6481
    @lordcorgi6481 6 месяцев назад +12

    It's a modern GM. It'll be on it's 3rd transmission and the engine will grenade itself because the turbo through shrapnel through the intake. The electronics will be so bad that it kills the battery and your back up camera will work 20% of the time. The suspension and steering will make all kinds of noise once you hit 10k miles and will need to be replaced several times over. It'll be worth whatever the junkyard is willing to pay you in 5 years.
    At least that's my dad's experience with a new GM.

    • @deepthinker999
      @deepthinker999 6 месяцев назад +2

      Can you forecast the weather too?

    • @lordcorgi6481
      @lordcorgi6481 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@deepthinker999 nobody seems to be able to do that either, but we trust them when they say in 50 years we'll all be dead because of the weather changes 🤣