The opening theme doesn't fare much better.

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • #HighGuardianSpice
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  • @mariahs6
    @mariahs6 2 года назад +30528

    I'd say this is Barbie movie quality songwriting... but Barbie movies have much better songs compared to this.

    • @mysticxjuice
      @mysticxjuice 2 года назад +3392

      Don't compare barbie movie songs to this dumpster fire OP, at least barbie's are enjoyable T_T

    • @JayRedGear
      @JayRedGear 2 года назад +1339

      Haven't listened to too many Barbie songs but I'm just gonna take your word for it. Barbie Girl sounds way better than this opening.

    • @Godofmisfortoon
      @Godofmisfortoon 2 года назад +230

      @@mysticxjuice fax

    • @poeyplayz
      @poeyplayz 2 года назад +458

      Also the sound quality is crap

    • @ichangednametoamorecringyo1489
      @ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 2 года назад +298

      YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME~~~

  • @malawisupasoldier7478
    @malawisupasoldier7478 2 года назад +26250

    Dear artists, if you're ever feeling down or discouraged about making your series, and if it might not work out. Remember there's high guardian spice

    • @heromackzz6520
      @heromackzz6520 2 года назад +800

      Always good to have examples of what not to do

    • @malawisupasoldier7478
      @malawisupasoldier7478 2 года назад +508

      @DeludedDesktopAlien I bet your series will be absolute fire. Work hard and may your dreams prosper

    • @black-x-sage
      @black-x-sage 2 года назад +233

      I like how people are saying this is the worst animation and dialogue ever but I mean there is also X-Arm

    • @somechinesedude5466
      @somechinesedude5466 2 года назад +103

      @@black-x-sage oh yeah.... we indeed have goldfish brain

    • @leventehorv
      @leventehorv 2 года назад +94

      Bruh my show will be "problematic" coz my main hero is straight for this companis and I am straight man too I will be canceld in no time :(

  • @niccobarrientos328
    @niccobarrientos328 2 года назад +3932

    this song sounds like what a catholic school would force the students to listen and make a 3 paragraph essay about it

    • @soulglitcher
      @soulglitcher 2 года назад +136

      I double dog dare some chad to respond to you with a 3 paragraph essay about it.

    • @eerimation1759
      @eerimation1759 2 года назад +53

      No we never had to analyse christian-like songs.

    • @sornyeilevente973
      @sornyeilevente973 2 года назад +28

      3 paragrapgs can't describe how shit this is

    • @challenger8bit572
      @challenger8bit572 2 года назад +124

      The theme of said song is a implication that we need to be together to survive said cringe opening therefore freindship is important in this event to not only the viewer but to these hate worthy manifestations.The lyrics sound like something i would sing if i was held at gunpoint just to add salt to the wound the song still sounds like a barbie song but in a rpg a very low cost rpg therefore the assumptions that this song is cringe are comon sense.

    • @justsomerandomcatintheinte9838
      @justsomerandomcatintheinte9838 2 года назад +81

      Is just me or does the sound quality sucks i literally cant understand shit

  • @richardparker2555
    @richardparker2555 2 года назад +8245

    To be fair, they said they wanted diversity in this show.....they never said anything about avoiding being stereotypical.

    • @e_puffin
      @e_puffin 2 года назад +557

      I haven't watched the show but I have seen some clips. If they wanted diversity, why haven't I seen at least one clearly Asian character there? lmao

    • @richardparker2555
      @richardparker2555 2 года назад +525

      @@e_puffin by diversity they ment having a writers staff made of 100% "white" women

    • @horusschnopp1882
      @horusschnopp1882 2 года назад +614

      It's not even stereotypical; they somehow miss EVERY archtype it seems. They tried to be stereotypical but failed at even doing that...

    • @kenyaaragon3944
      @kenyaaragon3944 2 года назад +230

      @@horusschnopp1882 bruh not them failing at being everything 😭

    • @serenitysubs933
      @serenitysubs933 2 года назад +59

      @@e_puffin i thought they were all asian minus the black elf girl, have you seen anime before? lol

  • @F1UFFY6134
    @F1UFFY6134 Год назад +1209

    Recommendations:
    Make rosemary and sage look like teens, they look like elementary kids.
    Change the names, they are herbs
    Change their eyes
    Fix the magic system
    Get better jokes
    Use the portal spell more often
    There is a cookie jar of terespheres in the potion room, why does sages cousin need to buy one for sage
    What do they use as currency
    What kind of civilization is this
    What was their old place like
    Why does sages cousin us old magic but buys sage a teresphere
    Why do the cookies have two chocolate chips
    Make rosemary a high guardian academy nerd, this place is where she thinks will find info on her mother
    Make the trip to lin Barth longer
    Make the trans teacher guy actually teach

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 Год назад +68

      Yes to all this! Especially the jokes!

    • @Paunch
      @Paunch 11 месяцев назад +115

      Stop using pngs and jpegs

    • @SuperSaiyanDCG
      @SuperSaiyanDCG 11 месяцев назад +96

      Also actually add tension, drama an actual character building

    • @seiya-chon
      @seiya-chon 10 месяцев назад +81

      Make Amaryllis and Snapdragon the main characters
      Stop the sexism towards men
      (I'm not against Snapdragon being trans, but by making her a girl, it kinda proves Sage's point that only girls can have deep friendships. And it sounds especially contradictive, considering that Sage and Rosemary argue for stupid things. Deep friendship, huh?)

    • @welme23
      @welme23 8 месяцев назад +39

      In short: make a new show.

  • @clarinethro1695
    @clarinethro1695 2 года назад +949

    The theme song just feels like a constant stream of sound. No buildup, quiet parts, or anything climactic. Just noise

    • @jossuecabrera8611
      @jossuecabrera8611 2 года назад +46

      Feels like a deleted scene from Felix the cat: the movie.

    • @TuesdaysArt
      @TuesdaysArt 2 года назад +24

      A blob of noise

    • @danielhicks1824
      @danielhicks1824 2 года назад +8

      @@jossuecabrera8611 but felix the cat had good music

    • @ASweetShortCake
      @ASweetShortCake 2 года назад +16

      This explains exactly what I was thinking! I just didn’t know how to put it into words.

    • @ainsley4684
      @ainsley4684 Год назад +8

      That's so funny because that's how I'd describe it visually too 😂

  • @DaGrox94
    @DaGrox94 2 года назад +14356

    This looks like one of those "How to Draw Manga" books got a TV adaptation.

    • @ryantheanimator1156
      @ryantheanimator1156 2 года назад +277

      Exactly my thought.

    • @jovemokuryu3048
      @jovemokuryu3048 2 года назад +213

      Didn't notice til you mentioned it

    • @horusschnopp1882
      @horusschnopp1882 2 года назад +115

      Pretty sure that is what happened, when whoever made this made the comics (or book?) for this. I vaguely remember this is adapting something from California 'culture'.

    • @bluubandette8871
      @bluubandette8871 2 года назад +108

      The vintage books were a classic but the modern ones are LAZY

    • @EddieDexterStewart
      @EddieDexterStewart 2 года назад +57

      Don't knock the vintage books! Those were great.

  • @vanta_vibez6580
    @vanta_vibez6580 2 года назад +9552

    You know there’s a problem when three spongebob anime openings do better than this

    • @Tobunari
      @Tobunari 2 года назад +804

      Bruh the SpongeBob Anime openings are PROFESSIONAL.
      This? This is... I can't describe how bad it is.

    • @ryantheanimator1156
      @ryantheanimator1156 2 года назад +551

      @@Tobunari The Shrek anime and Spongbob Anime OP by Narmak are LEGENDARY Top tier quality, and Crunchyroll couldn't even make their own shit half as good as some RUclipsr's animation, smh.

    • @adam6904
      @adam6904 2 года назад +31

      @@ryantheanimator1156 true

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 2 года назад +49

      This makes me want to go rewatch those!

    • @thenethralking6032
      @thenethralking6032 2 года назад +54

      To be fair, that shit slaps so it isn’t an easy comparison

  • @graemewest9887
    @graemewest9887 2 года назад +1328

    It’s honestly sad when freaking My Little Pony takes their character development, songwriting (I actually have many of them on Spotify and listen to them daily) and messages way more seriously and with more love. And they kinda have the same plot if you think about it; Magical girl moves to a different part of the world to learn about something she’s been missing. But that’s just it! There’s a REAL, LEGITIMATE reason that Twilight moved away! Because Celestia thought she needed to see how important friendship is, even more than studying; and that sets up Twilight’s character arc as she becomes a confident and responsible leader, seeing just how much more her life could be. But Rosemary’s “arc” isn’t even explained at all! That’s one of the main problems with this garbage heap. Nothing is explained, and the characters have empty motivations. Stuff just happens for no reason. It’s just, “Oh, my mom left, and now I’m sad. Now I’m gonna go to this school to learn about...Something. And we’re gonna spend an ENTIRE episode with generic travel sequences instead of learn about how different ‘Lyngarth’ is from my everyday life.” But it’s not!! It looks exactly the same as any other boring village! At least Mlp showed how Canterlot is an upstate, proper city that only rich, important ponies would be seen at; and Ponyville is a simple, but charming small town. And you can actually feel the struggle Twilight goes through as she tries to interact with others, but just doesn’t see the point of it. And I’m not trying to crap on anybody’s experience, but Rosemary doesn’t seem the LEAST bit affected by not knowing where her mom is; making her less relatable.

    • @showtaimu
      @showtaimu 2 года назад +115

      As another mlp fan i 100% agree with u

    • @kleo8007
      @kleo8007 2 года назад +63

      I agree with you but not gonna lie, twilight can be self centered in some episodes of mlp

    • @drpottymouth
      @drpottymouth 2 года назад +23

      Crush! Kill! Destroy! Swag!

    • @bingusdingus8268
      @bingusdingus8268 2 года назад +108

      @@kleo8007 well she has her flaws

    • @yay29823
      @yay29823 2 года назад +21

      Ah yes, MLP apreciation

  • @sandwichmonster7067
    @sandwichmonster7067 2 года назад +2572

    This is more like a PARODY of an anime opening that would be in a western cartoon than something that's supposed to actually appeal to anime fans.

    • @boyishdude1234
      @boyishdude1234 2 года назад +85

      Can this really even be considered an opening to a Western cartoon, either..?
      If it is, then it's a terrible one at that. It's got nothing on stuff like the Ben 10 Classic opening theme song.

    • @lance5445
      @lance5445 2 года назад +64

      The Rick and Morty anime bit gag was more convincing then this

    • @mr.ilikespam6081
      @mr.ilikespam6081 2 года назад +55

      @@lance5445 south park anime episode was more convincing

    • @spyro2002
      @spyro2002 2 года назад +24

      @@boyishdude1234 yeah they didn't say it is like a western cartoon theme song, but rather like a parody anime op you see in the background of a western cartoon playing on a TV or something

    • @angelofstupidity9302
      @angelofstupidity9302 2 года назад +18

      The regular show anime opening is better than this

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 2 года назад +3644

    This looks like what golden age SNL would do if they were making a parody shounen anime.

  • @tyresefinney1985
    @tyresefinney1985 2 года назад +12293

    All this is missing is the piece of bread hanging out of our main character’s mouth as she’s running.

    • @alieneko_nyo
      @alieneko_nyo 2 года назад +198

      OMG YESSS

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 2 года назад +656

      No, no. That would make it feel like an anime.

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 2 года назад +585

      And the main cast falling from the sky in sequence.

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 2 года назад +296

      @@MrKlausbaudelaire That's for the ending theme.

    • @mao4434
      @mao4434 2 года назад +279

      I just realized this is such a missed opportunity, since the protagonist lives in a bakery-

  • @Glisten456
    @Glisten456 2 года назад +676

    And now, ladies and gentlemen, those inbetween and uncertain, humans young and old, the Trope Tally!
    1) Something in front of the Sun
    2) Protagonist looks to the distance as a gust of wind blows by
    3) Still (or nearly still) shots of Protagonists and other Side Characters
    4) Protagonist leaves a location
    5) Protagonist runs on a path
    6) Shot of a bird’s eye view of a prominent location
    7) Shot of Protagonists doing special pose in an abstract area
    8) Protagonist looking into a sunset (bonus points for it being related to a protagonist’s sadness or trauma!)
    9) Protagonists group hug
    10) Antagonists loom overhead (bonus points for them being all shadowy with glowing eyes)
    Trope Tally Total: 10 (+2)

    • @mistydraw3602
      @mistydraw3602 2 года назад +68

      And final group pose

    • @BlundergirlGalaxina
      @BlundergirlGalaxina Год назад +35

      Many people can do these tropes better.

    • @epicdaggerlegacydemoz5154
      @epicdaggerlegacydemoz5154 Год назад +24

      Insert "ding" sound effect

    • @Divinegoldenlight
      @Divinegoldenlight Год назад +24

      Not really an anime trope, but lots of western cartoons have the character wake up from their bed
      damn grammar

    • @LaVitaNouva
      @LaVitaNouva Год назад +20

      Falling into trope itself isn't bad, it's how well they execute it.
      Unfortunately, they also executed it BAD lmao

  • @GameBreaker1055
    @GameBreaker1055 2 года назад +2472

    The cats had the most personality in this opening.

    • @nyancat.123
      @nyancat.123 2 года назад +56

      If HGS was a mug, cats would gladly knock it over and piss on it.

    • @fandommixer52posts57
      @fandommixer52posts57 2 года назад +38

      Ikr,I hope there's a season 2 just for a cat subplot

    • @nyancat.123
      @nyancat.123 2 года назад +19

      @@fandommixer52posts57 and it's literally a montages of cats doing stuff

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 2 года назад +4

      Olive was the best girl IMO, but Amethyst (or whatever grape gossip’s name is) is a close second.

    • @Mylesledragon
      @Mylesledragon 2 года назад

      @@can0cringe Amaryllis, was also good!

  • @wood1066
    @wood1066 2 года назад +8229

    This show needs a Ghost stories dub asap.

  • @chaoticgoodcreations947
    @chaoticgoodcreations947 2 года назад +18256

    I weep for all the artists, writers, and animators who can't get their passion-projects of the ground due to lack of funds, while this shit gets greenlit.

    • @VictorTorres-rg9lp
      @VictorTorres-rg9lp 2 года назад +844

      Sometimes life is just unfair.

    • @vgmaster9
      @vgmaster9 2 года назад +725

      Or they get shut down by the big companies they work for.

    • @ObnoxiousIrony_
      @ObnoxiousIrony_ 2 года назад +288

      @@VictorTorres-rg9lp Sometimes in life u gotta kill for what you love 😎

    • @KuroKumo96
      @KuroKumo96 2 года назад +152

      Thank the weebs for this
      Sad thing is a good portion will continue to give CR money knowing only a small amount goes to Japan while the rest goes to this shit

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 года назад +250

      Worst part is: there are people on the HGS team who got promised they'd get to do their own stuff after this show was a hit. Well, it's obviously not a hit, so... where does that leave them?

  • @bruhmoment-ov4sr
    @bruhmoment-ov4sr 2 года назад +2917

    This scene probably had more budget in animating it than the rest of the entire show 0:56

    • @byyusri
      @byyusri 2 года назад +68

      fax

    • @JP_FRFR
      @JP_FRFR 2 года назад +456

      Honestly that's the only scene that actually looks good in the whole show

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 2 года назад +337

      Yeah, I was thinking that scene actually looked really pretty. Everything moved, there weren't random still things and random things that move too much, the lighting was nice and consistent, and it looked really crisp and sharp.

    • @JP_FRFR
      @JP_FRFR 2 года назад +66

      @@gianna526 they probably put most if their budget into that

    • @citra1885
      @citra1885 2 года назад +34

      That's my only favourite part in the show

  • @TheDeldiz
    @TheDeldiz 2 года назад +10159

    They're not even named after spices. Rosemary, thyme, parsley, and sage are all HERBS.

    • @joanafernandes7425
      @joanafernandes7425 2 года назад +720

      Someone didn't go to Scarborough fair

    • @sethtaros7757
      @sethtaros7757 2 года назад +1973

      If they named it “High Guardian Herb” it would send the wrong signal. Thinking about it, a show about stoner magical girls would probably be much better.

    • @Alpha-nj8gn
      @Alpha-nj8gn 2 года назад +291

      @Anime Person and sounds like she be smoking packs every damn day as well lol

    • @TheUSgoverment
      @TheUSgoverment 2 года назад +67

      @Anime Person all of them. The entire show has a severe case of "cocaine addict syndrome" where they charecters look like their soul left their body and they just give off a blank, brainless smile

    • @TheUSgoverment
      @TheUSgoverment 2 года назад +19

      @Anime Person more like a 😀

  • @rinyukiohara8178
    @rinyukiohara8178 2 года назад +5105

    I can’t tell if this is one big joke or a serious attempt at an op.

    • @myuuuu_
      @myuuuu_ 2 года назад +21

      lol felt

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 2 года назад +18

      Same. I don't know either.

    • @magicalronin
      @magicalronin 2 года назад +53

      Wait, it’s real? I thought a fan made it! 🤣

    • @nyancat.123
      @nyancat.123 2 года назад +35

      @@magicalronin bruh even fan op can be better than this

    • @alexbalaniuc
      @alexbalaniuc 2 года назад +10

      @@magicalronin Fans of this shit don't even exist.

  • @plplkpok
    @plplkpok 2 года назад +458

    Why does this feel more like a cartoon network show rather than an anime 💀

    • @xalciaqx9026
      @xalciaqx9026 2 года назад +57

      HOLD UP I THOUGHT IT WAS CARTOON NETWORK

    • @plplkpok
      @plplkpok 2 года назад +23

      @@xalciaqx9026 Unfortunately it isn't 💀

    • @ellie4176
      @ellie4176 2 года назад +65

      don't insult cartoon network like that

    • @tadicahya6439
      @tadicahya6439 2 года назад +22

      I feel like its never intended to be anime in the first place,they just use the word anime to get more attention

    • @mrekozack7817
      @mrekozack7817 2 года назад +11

      Bc it's NOT even an anime lol

  • @byyusri
    @byyusri 2 года назад +252

    0:56 this scene looks better than 99% of the show lmao

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump Год назад +52

      even though the wind just turns around at 1:00

    • @xox201
      @xox201 10 месяцев назад +8

      Why is this so true💀

    • @_BubblGum_
      @_BubblGum_ 2 месяца назад

      @@dizzy_jumpthats a bit nitpicky tbh 😭

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump 2 месяца назад +4

      @@_BubblGum_ Deserved

    • @Nothers90
      @Nothers90 29 дней назад

      If it don't have any context

  • @junglejin3096
    @junglejin3096 2 года назад +2721

    The biggest problem with the show is half the time it's trying to be a kids show, half the time it's trying to be an edgy teen show. This sounds like something from my little pony
    Edit: because a lot of people have replied about it, I actually really like MLP! I'm not criticising MLP in any way. What I mean by this comment is that the tone of it is similar to MLP because it feels like it was aimed at children, which is weird because the actual show isn't supposed to be for children. Anyways my point is that it feels like they couldn't decide on a target audience. Hope this helped :)

    • @smile-yb6ub
      @smile-yb6ub 2 года назад +89

      Ik the theme song is so mlp but its also all edgy teen stuff its doesny make scence.

    • @perrilewis180
      @perrilewis180 2 года назад +109

      A mark of failure is having two separate identities that never meet. You can be cute fun and dark at the same time. It's just how can you balance it or ease the viewers into it

    • @L1E_
      @L1E_ 2 года назад +175

      at least my little pony was successful 🏌️🏌️

    • @caralenalindberg6098
      @caralenalindberg6098 2 года назад +199

      God even My Little Pony has higher quality writing and music than this. Like the message of friendship and dreams coming true is the same throughout, but MLP actually worked to make the lyrics flow and their songs are all bangers. This Day Aria is one of the best villain songs in anything ever, Play Your Part, A True True Friend, everything from Equestria girls, *all bangers.* on the other hand I can’t even hear what the singer is saying in this, the lyrics that I do hear are so bland and generically strung together, and it sounds like one of those cheesy 1990s and early 2000s kid cartoons that aired solely to promote toys. I’m sorry for ranting lol but hot damn this whole show is a mess.

    • @Autisma515
      @Autisma515 2 года назад +63

      @@caralenalindberg6098 Ah a man (or woman)of culture I see, yes without a doubt. Most of everything Equestria Girls pulled out in music, were certified BOPS! Run to break free, Let it rain and The Other Side are at the top for me cause DAMN ARE THEY GOOD.

  • @mandryva3979
    @mandryva3979 2 года назад +5946

    I really feel that if this show was marketed as a kids cartoon series instead of a mature anime it would have been at least received a little better... because frankly the show kinda falls short for an adult targeted show, but for a kid oriented audience, well this something I wouldn’t mind watching while babysitting my niece, but for me, well I’m waiting for an abridged version.

    • @softnoobgirl73
      @softnoobgirl73 2 года назад +67

      I fully agree

    • @finger5600
      @finger5600 2 года назад +356

      I'm sorry this show targeted for adults??

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 2 года назад +542

      @@finger5600 Only because of some swear words or some shit like that. But I agree, this feels like a Saturday morning cartoon instead of something you'd see marketed towards adults.

    • @heromedley
      @heromedley 2 года назад +207

      kids deserve better

    • @fleabaguette9699
      @fleabaguette9699 2 года назад +74

      @@finger5600 I was about to comment the same thing lmao this looks like a show you would see on Cartoon Network 😂

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 2 года назад +1794

    It's really obvious they've watched A LOT of anime openings and basically tried to copy what they saw without understanding the principals behind each shot.

    • @cerpiper
      @cerpiper 2 года назад +143

      yea, it feels like they mashed all of them into one, resulting this

    • @_hyimang.x
      @_hyimang.x 2 года назад +82

      They tried to copy shera but ended up making rose-shit look dumb

    • @ricky18redblack31
      @ricky18redblack31 Год назад +57

      also i am not sure about what their target national audience is but if I'm asuming that it's America.
      This theme wouldn't work, and even the lyrics in Animes' opening tends to relate to the show (Jojo for example). What I'm saying is that opening themes should be a pitch to the audience, tells them a brief summary of what they are watching, and needs to be catchy, it's supposed to be the show's identity. 4kids did it right with pokemon, kirby, and even Yugioh (especially Yugioh GX, in my opinion).
      kirby is interesting with their opening and it shows how different our cultures are. North America took a more upbeat action tone as well as a clever bit "need a monster to clobber that there kirby" while the original Japanese took a nursery approach, both still telling us that we are watching and episodic adventures of kirby.

    • @CaptainFracture
      @CaptainFracture 11 месяцев назад

      Nah the animation is just pure garbage and ugly, a lot of anime OPs are trash too

    • @K1N3M4T1CL0VERLOVEGEAR
      @K1N3M4T1CL0VERLOVEGEAR 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@_hyimang.xfun fact:my sister’s name is shera

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
    @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 Год назад +673

    0:55 to 1:04 is probably the only good part since it actually takes advantage of the music.
    The music has this sudden tonal change (I don’t know how else to describe it) and the visuals actually match it. With the animation and the flower petals. Plus the lighting and colors. Lighting really can set a scene

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump Год назад +24

      tonal whiplash?

    • @axaturdoor7553
      @axaturdoor7553 10 месяцев назад +52

      If there’s anything to like about this, the instrumental is splendid.
      The lyrics are donkey balls

    • @Divinegoldenlight
      @Divinegoldenlight 6 месяцев назад +1

      Im really late, but this might be related to a "Bridge" in a song. It's famiys for being that littke connection between the start up of the song, then that satisfying beat drop. I have barely any knowledge of music theory but hope this helps!

    • @theunnaturaldisasters8992
      @theunnaturaldisasters8992 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah lighting would’ve made the end especially more interesting

  • @carrastealth
    @carrastealth 2 года назад +783

    The theme: "Oh this is a kids show about fantasy adventures"
    The Show: BLOOD, GUTS, SEXUAL REFERENCES, CURSING, MATURE THEMES!!

    • @juuchanIRL
      @juuchanIRL 2 года назад +61

      so...kids show.

    • @carrastealth
      @carrastealth 2 года назад +133

      @@juuchanIRL You know, for kids!

    • @Nicole-ey2pk
      @Nicole-ey2pk 2 года назад +74

      oh my god really?? i would ve let it slide if this show really was intended for little kids, like, you know smth random they'd watch, i guess not lol

    • @brainrich1358
      @brainrich1358 2 года назад +59

      But yet the creators, from what I've seen, seem the type of people to lose their shit over an edgy joke

    • @sara-br7ef
      @sara-br7ef 2 года назад +73

      nah, it even still seems like a children's series, immature jokes, an unnecessary explanation about transsexuality, if you take away the blood and the adult jokes it could easily be in CN.

  • @groovysloth909
    @groovysloth909 2 года назад +1929

    Never knew dragons didn't have the necessity of flapping their wings to fly
    0:31

    • @Surprisinglynot
      @Surprisinglynot 2 года назад +141

      LMAO

    • @umbreonfan0369
      @umbreonfan0369 2 года назад +171

      I didn't notice that before lol.

    • @basma.gogogo
      @basma.gogogo 2 года назад +17

      Lmaooo

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 2 года назад +76

      It could be a species that doesn’t necessary fly but glides on the wind similar to Gargoyles from the titular named Disney series

    • @Emilia-gw8so
      @Emilia-gw8so 2 года назад +211

      @@BlueBlazeKing it doesnt even look flying though, it looks pike a still image being dragged

  • @alieneko_nyo
    @alieneko_nyo 2 года назад +2831

    Tbh, I'm glad this show exists.. because I feel more confident about my projects LOL

  • @NoobRoots
    @NoobRoots 2 года назад +383

    As an aspiring songwriter and musician this song is really inspiring, because nothing I make can ever be worse than this ❤️

  • @eatatjoes6751
    @eatatjoes6751 2 года назад +1731

    First shot is of a generic dragon.
    Wow.

    • @Te0L0ser
      @Te0L0ser 2 года назад +225

      That dragon looks like shit. It looks like a fat crocodile with go-gurt wings

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 2 года назад +130

      @@Te0L0ser nah it looks more like an off brand dollar store version of Tohru's dragon form.

    • @appletherapy3492
      @appletherapy3492 2 года назад +72

      @@clawyraptor9029 I rewatched the dragon in hopes of defending it, but it really does look like a cheap dollar store dragon.

    • @russellgroenewoud9199
      @russellgroenewoud9199 2 года назад +17

      It came from a Childrens book!

    • @paulogarcia9557
      @paulogarcia9557 2 года назад +13

      shut up!, it has an awesome t-rex head

  • @LaVitaNouva
    @LaVitaNouva 2 года назад +463

    Usually, opening is where the show flex their best animation quality.
    And this is their best.

    • @spaacedust
      @spaacedust 2 года назад +66

      There’s png flowers in the op. Yep this is their best.

    • @yoshisaurus234
      @yoshisaurus234 2 года назад +44

      and still image dragon in the background

    • @artistanthony1007
      @artistanthony1007 Год назад +10

      Actually it's just their, not their best, their.

  • @ToastyMoldyPopTarts
    @ToastyMoldyPopTarts 2 года назад +121

    The art isn't even that bad. I hope whoever did the art lands a better job.

  • @miqlei_hoai1424
    @miqlei_hoai1424 2 года назад +1471

    At 0:56 i find it so funny that this scene is trying to be emotional, then it shows Rosemary’s face and it literally just looks like she’s daydreaming LMAO

    • @juns3966
      @juns3966 2 года назад +228

      And the way her eyeballs are both rolled the opposite ways LMFAO

    • @CookiehsAndDreams
      @CookiehsAndDreams 2 года назад +352

      Her Mom: **literally abandoning her**
      Rosemary: “Hmm…I wonder what’s for dinner.”

    • @GregoryofYardalefan
      @GregoryofYardalefan 2 года назад +12

      I know right?

    • @mistydraw3602
      @mistydraw3602 2 года назад +17

      @@CookiehsAndDreams that was her mom?

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic 2 года назад +39

      She looks like she’s on the autopsy table

  • @Sparkletta
    @Sparkletta 2 года назад +2238

    What I don’t get is how flat Rosemary’s hair is when it’s down, but how puffy it is in pigtails

    • @joeblaster8770
      @joeblaster8770 2 года назад +199

      Actually that part does make sense; what you do is that you is that you get really wet, than you put gel in it, and take a blow dryer to it and than you have poofy hair. It's a good way to do a Pompadour.

    • @idodrawing2752
      @idodrawing2752 2 года назад +264

      @@joeblaster8770 But her hair is pretty short so i don’t get why her pigtails are so large

    • @basma.gogogo
      @basma.gogogo 2 года назад +112

      @@idodrawing2752 0:11 and 0:12 have different lengths

    • @xxxmaysilssss690
      @xxxmaysilssss690 2 года назад +145

      Dude I expected her to have 4c hair with how poofy her pigtails are. But then it goes completely straight when it’s down. Where did all of that volume come from in her pigtails??

    • @Mika-Kay
      @Mika-Kay Год назад +34

      @@joeblaster8770 she woke up with her hair like that. It wasn't wet 😭

  • @MrJhound4
    @MrJhound4 2 года назад +691

    I think it's hilarious that Rosemary's mom is the most masculine character in the show. 🤣

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 2 года назад +144

      That's a WOMEN!? IT LOOKED LIKE A MAN!!

    • @MrJhound4
      @MrJhound4 2 года назад +85

      @@ambuknight I'm talking about the pink-haired warrior with a scar across her nose.

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 2 года назад +108

      @@MrJhound4 EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. I only seen clips and No mom in them But this is the opening and that Warrior LOOKED LIKE A DUDE STRAIGHT UP SQUARE JAW SQUARE FRAME PERIOD. And you telling me that's a Women?
      Woah... I can't tell the difference eh?

    • @triggerfairy4070
      @triggerfairy4070 2 года назад +9

      Probably a trans XD

    • @bananasyahmi526
      @bananasyahmi526 2 года назад +61

      She honestly looks like Shiro from voltron but with long hair (or a wig)

  • @picnicsandstars
    @picnicsandstars 2 года назад +122

    I love the sequence where they introduce the other two members of the main group, then some secondary characters, then just individual teachers. Then they run out of characters and copypaste a bunch of background assets so they’re all stepping on each other. Then they muddy the composition by putting the secondary characters on top of *that* for a second introduction, giving them more focus than the other two main characters. This is like if The Owl House’s opening had entire shots dedicated to Principal Bump, Mattholomule, and Boscha.

    • @hackidreemurr
      @hackidreemurr Год назад +8

      I swear this 0:41 and this 0:45 character is straight up copied from the Owl House and nobody can convince me otherwise. Also the body shapes and sizes, it's all so The Owl house

    • @lelegus7732
      @lelegus7732 Год назад +10

      @@hackidreemurr "Can we have Eda?"
      "No we have Eda at home."
      Eda at home: 0:41

  • @StupidityInANutshell
    @StupidityInANutshell 2 года назад +378

    I love seeing "shows" like this get absolutely demolished by everyone with more than 3 brain cells.

    • @toiletvision6138
      @toiletvision6138 2 года назад +4

      You know the animation team tried to put effort into it, but they only received 1/3 of the budget of an actual show, right?

    • @keeneyong6580
      @keeneyong6580 2 года назад +9

      @@toiletvision6138 that does not invalidate any criticism of the animation specifically, or the show in general really. That fact only explains the state of the show, not justifying it.

  • @pamboozero
    @pamboozero 2 года назад +6245

    this show really inspires me!... To create something completely different from this

  • @skyxclouds3765
    @skyxclouds3765 2 года назад +140

    1:10 This scene feels so unsatisfactory, Rose raises that sword like she is about to do something epic and looking at her serious face you would think she will have a big fight, but then she smiles with the others and pose like they're taking of group photo, where is the fight?

    • @jossuecabrera8611
      @jossuecabrera8611 2 года назад +31

      Feels like snapdragon's character arc.
      All that buildup for possibly something good only for the writers to drop it and offend us further.

    • @camharkness
      @camharkness 2 года назад +23

      Did the he-man pose and everything.... then held the sword wrong while generic elf held the bow and arrow completely wrong too. I will never be okay with that.

    • @GarGar_
      @GarGar_ 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, she shouldve sliced as a transition into the hgs logo

  • @jonathanwilkinson4299
    @jonathanwilkinson4299 2 года назад +189

    The audio mixing is terrable. Also it feels like something from 2005.

    • @zuri6744
      @zuri6744 2 года назад +34

      Ikr? This gives off strawberry short cake vibes

    • @crow1628
      @crow1628 2 года назад +24

      2005 had better stuff than this

    • @DahRealCheeze
      @DahRealCheeze 2 года назад +24

      @@zuri6744 dont compare her to this

    • @kidwolf0015
      @kidwolf0015 Год назад +13

      @@zuri6744 I wouldn't compare a medicore, bland, professionally-made 2000s kids show with oddly charming character designs to whatever this glorious abomination with a misleadingly okayish artstyle is.
      Shoot, you know what? Go look up the Strawberry Shortcake intro. That alone had more competency and effort put into it than the entirety of HSG.
      Don't get me wrong, worse shows than HSG do exist (think of stuff like Dorbees and Butt Ugly Martians)... but I'm not completely sure if there's a less cohesive one.
      I should probably mention that I watched Strawberry Shortcake as a kid, but that doesn't stop me from acknowledging how boring the most of plots are.

    • @cheersi1693
      @cheersi1693 2 месяца назад +1

      This feels like a full version of a parody opening

  • @hairlessgrizzly559
    @hairlessgrizzly559 2 года назад +521

    I like how Crunchyroll put so much money and "effort" into this over about 3 years, meanwhile smaller animation companies (Vivienne Madrano's thing, forgot the name, for example) make cartoons that are better animated, written, voice acted, and produced, with episodes coming out in the span of a few months

    • @alieneko_nyo
      @alieneko_nyo 2 года назад +75

      Helluva Boss? Yeah, you're right. It has some flaws but it's pretty cool.
      And HGS was actually finished in 2019, they just had it sitting around until they decided to finally relase it...

    • @Mylesledragon
      @Mylesledragon 2 года назад +35

      Helluva Boss definitely is better written and what you said, but the problem is with the overuse of swearing. But tbh it's definitely entertaining and actually watchable, HGS is watchable too ig but it's so over the top generic

    • @ApenasMim
      @ApenasMim 2 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @questionmark4730
      @questionmark4730 2 года назад +19

      the fact that cocomelon probably puts more effort into their videos than this show

    • @yourlocaltaxevader8090
      @yourlocaltaxevader8090 2 года назад +1

      @@Mylesledragon I like the chaotic energy inside ngl

  • @RM2011ish
    @RM2011ish 2 года назад +287

    From Development Hell to Actual Hell.

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 2 года назад +16

      The Critical Drinker: Fuck off show

  • @zoinksscoop20yearsago68
    @zoinksscoop20yearsago68 2 года назад +858

    Remember, this is supposed to be a mature "anime" yet it has an opening that looks like a low budget lazy copied pretty cure op. And comparing them is like an insult to PC, which I like a bunch.

    • @YanoLBP
      @YanoLBP  2 года назад +71

      Precure 100x better than this trash heap.

    • @caralenalindberg6098
      @caralenalindberg6098 2 года назад +51

      There really is no comparison once you take into account the fact that Pretty Cure us marketed towards small children and yet somehow manages to be better than this. By like a lot. In literally everything. Characters songs and all. God bless Precure man it’s the perfect palette cleanser after this.

    • @chlomaki7815
      @chlomaki7815 2 года назад +12

      Honestly i'd rather watch precure smile charge

    • @taffiette
      @taffiette 2 года назад +19

      pretty cure is millions better then this garbage

    • @YanoLBP
      @YanoLBP  2 года назад +9

      @@taffiette preach king

  • @gooftrap7777
    @gooftrap7777 6 месяцев назад +32

    Just realized that between 0:58 and 1:00 the wind direction changed- 💀

    • @theunnaturaldisasters8992
      @theunnaturaldisasters8992 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah… they were too lazy to actually do it right

    • @_BubblGum_
      @_BubblGum_ 2 месяца назад +1

      thats true, but it feels like nit-picking…

  • @schachmaster
    @schachmaster 2 года назад +1180

    Openings are supposed to show of the *quality* of the animation, right?
    Am I missing it?

    • @juuchanIRL
      @juuchanIRL 2 года назад +94

      no, you're not missing anything, this is it.

    • @Mepphy99
      @Mepphy99 2 года назад +73

      The show has PNG animation

    • @JWeb66
      @JWeb66 2 года назад +37

      This IS the quality of the show.

    • @HaHaHaHolowence
      @HaHaHaHolowence 2 года назад +4

      Wait for the 666th opening, you might find it.

    • @Autisma515
      @Autisma515 2 года назад +9

      "This is the opening"
      "Oh, the animation is kinda bad, the actual show's animation will be better right?"
      ...
      "THE ACTUAL SHOW'S ANIMATION WILL BE BETTER RIGHT!?"

  • @MoonyCat
    @MoonyCat 2 года назад +137

    1:04 She really just slid in there as a jpeg

  • @jeynate9668
    @jeynate9668 2 года назад +1447

    This is the corniest shit I’ve EVER seen and I can’t stop laughing at this intro😂

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic 2 года назад +11

      Same lmao

    • @mr.ilikespam6081
      @mr.ilikespam6081 2 года назад +75

      @ur_nuts I had more dignity watching the My Little Pony intro than this

    • @angelofstupidity9302
      @angelofstupidity9302 2 года назад +16

      It's so painful watching this 💀

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 года назад +11

      This is like if you mixed the Barbie theme with stereotypical magic show music

    • @macaroll
      @macaroll 2 года назад +4

      @@mr.ilikespam6081 Same! Leaning on towards MLP more.

  • @ramlethalvalentine6281
    @ramlethalvalentine6281 2 года назад +149

    Okay but hear me out
    0:19 transition was real smooth

    • @nozominous2956
      @nozominous2956 2 года назад +16

      True I actually liked the transitions tbh

    • @ziadislam806
      @ziadislam806 2 года назад +37

      I don't think so ,she pulled the blanket and then as the transition was going to end it cut to her wearing her gloves so in my opinion it wasn't smooth

    • @picnicsandstars
      @picnicsandstars 2 года назад +9

      @@ziadislam806 Yeah, it would have worked if they’d masked the next shot for just a frame!

    • @ziadislam806
      @ziadislam806 2 года назад +1

      @@picnicsandstars yeah your right

  • @user-xb9bd8jr2t
    @user-xb9bd8jr2t 2 года назад +386

    ironically enough, a lot of people seem to be complaining about how the show is too generic, so in a way its lacking "spice" despite the name

    • @curlycurlartist8308
      @curlycurlartist8308 2 года назад +11

      Lmao was that pun intended?

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 2 года назад +17

      I AGREE this HAS NO SPICE and all the slat people are adding is NOT MAKEING IT BETTER. LoL

    • @johnny_boi5456
      @johnny_boi5456 2 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @tomkatt8274
      @tomkatt8274 2 года назад +1

      @@ambuknight dune has spice

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat 2 года назад +6

      The spice is flour.

  • @pronounced-like-the-drink
    @pronounced-like-the-drink 2 года назад +4234

    High Guardian Spice OP has such masterful lyrics, such as "All of our dreams will soon come true, if we only try."
    It's almost like the songwriters DIDN'T try. Amazing.

    • @derpythetroll16video8
      @derpythetroll16video8 2 года назад +451

      It's amazing that you were able to make that out, I couldn't hear a goddamn word in the song and I've had an easier time understanding the English lyrics in a Japanese anime OP.

    • @chimp4225
      @chimp4225 2 года назад +224

      The worst part is they don’t even have “dreams” to begin with

    • @wizard1189
      @wizard1189 2 года назад +129

      I swear I thought this was in Japanese 🤣. Now rewatching this when she is talking in the beginning I hear "hoom hang hom hang hoom look into my eyes~"

    • @scarlettsandiego778
      @scarlettsandiego778 2 года назад +42

      It's so easy not to try~

    • @wizard1189
      @wizard1189 2 года назад +42

      @@scarlettsandiego778 I just want to die~

  • @Not_Soundwave
    @Not_Soundwave 2 года назад +160

    Remember, guys, this 'anime' is rated mature.

  • @TAGanimation
    @TAGanimation Год назад +39

    My favorite part was when Rosemary says "it spicein' time" and spices all over the bad guys.

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 2 года назад +816

    I'd rather they spend the money to make a Neo Yokio film. Would it be bad? Obviously, but at least it'd be more entertaining.

    • @mirsolis4992
      @mirsolis4992 2 года назад +50

      Neo Yokio was bizarrely uneven. It wasn't GOOD but there were some funny moments, I liked the Bachelor Board.

    • @juuchanIRL
      @juuchanIRL 2 года назад +22

      neo yokio was very entertaining. i'd watch a 2nd season of that, really.

    • @datemasamune2904
      @datemasamune2904 2 года назад +22

      @@mirsolis4992 It feels like Ghost Stories intentionally. Like the animators were told to make something that looks like a story, and the voice actors to just ad lib everything. XD

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 2 года назад +13

      Neo Yokio, why does that name haunt me? Its the only thing I can remember and that gruesome image
      *Giant Toblerone*

    • @BonazaiGirl
      @BonazaiGirl 2 года назад +11

      Neo Yokio was at least entertainingly funny, even in cases it wasn’t supposed to be.

  • @salazar84
    @salazar84 2 года назад +315

    This just makes me want to continue rwby after dropping it.

    • @lifeistheretobethere
      @lifeistheretobethere 2 года назад +62

      At the very least, RWBY has songs 1000x better than this shit

    • @GameBreaker1055
      @GameBreaker1055 2 года назад +24

      @@lifeistheretobethere And voice actoes...

    • @novelgiani
      @novelgiani 2 года назад +26

      RWBY at least has good songs and voice actors.

    • @umbrellabeans4203
      @umbrellabeans4203 2 года назад +6

      and a sort of good plot

    • @supersage7793
      @supersage7793 2 года назад +9

      RWBY was more anime than this disappointment

  • @ahphooey8063
    @ahphooey8063 2 года назад +282

    Opening summed up:
    -Wow we are all happy in this amazing world
    -look all our diverse characters
    -Now sad emotional moment
    -Villian?
    -Friendship is the strongest magic

  • @DoubleRainbows667
    @DoubleRainbows667 2 года назад +75

    Honestly, I want to make an animation series of my own.
    So High Guardian Spice is my inspiration on what not to do in an animation series.

    • @dollythepuppet5211
      @dollythepuppet5211 Год назад +11

      Me too, I want to make mine an actual anime. I don’t think that’ll be possible though since I don’t live in Japan. I hope one day I can move to Japan for a bit of time so I can understand more about the culture and what to add into my series, and maybe find a way to produce it

    • @Yes_U248
      @Yes_U248 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@dollythepuppet5211Same

    • @DearestAda
      @DearestAda 4 месяца назад

      Have you started yet?

    • @Taoddddd
      @Taoddddd 3 месяца назад

      Have you started yet?

    • @theunnaturaldisasters8992
      @theunnaturaldisasters8992 2 месяца назад

      Same

  • @blaster23456
    @blaster23456 2 года назад +909

    It's sad when Cookie Run has a better anime opening then this so called "anime"

    • @Autisma515
      @Autisma515 2 года назад +27

      Bruh Minimighty kids is better than this shit, go watch it, highly underrated kids series.

    • @youmuplush
      @youmuplush 2 года назад +102

      its sad when a fanmade genshin impact anime opening parody looks better than this

    • @magiciantoonienotfound6718
      @magiciantoonienotfound6718 2 года назад +41

      I wished cookie run was a anime series.

    • @janhavinoronha
      @janhavinoronha 2 года назад +11

      HI3 and GI cinematics are better then this

    • @Y0sh1nova
      @Y0sh1nova 2 года назад +9

      Doesn't even have lyrics (unless you're talking about the oven break "op") but still goes hard

  • @ratchetexperience8379
    @ratchetexperience8379 2 года назад +273

    This show desperately needs Omni-Man.

    • @RedFirefly96
      @RedFirefly96 2 года назад +3

      If only he waited for hurting them instead of the Guardians of the Globe...

    • @drpottymouth
      @drpottymouth 2 года назад +1

      Or Battle Beast. Maybe both.

  • @maddiemcnugget1076
    @maddiemcnugget1076 2 года назад +195

    Ok so my question is... what is the singer saying? Like Ariana Grande’s singing is more understandable than this. I only hear “all of out dreams will still come true if only we tryyyy” and “high GUARDIAAAAAN”

    • @YanoLBP
      @YanoLBP  2 года назад +20

      no fucking clue

    • @magicalronin
      @magicalronin 2 года назад +57

      I looked it up!
      ✨All of our dreams will soon come true,
      If we only try.
      All of our hopes come shining through,
      Just look into my eyes.
      Hard to fathom all the ways
      We will rise to save it all
      No guardian will fall.
      Fly true, become the light
      As we honour what's warm and bright.
      Fly high, become the light
      Together we'll learn to fight.
      The journey and the lore,
      High Guardians
      To our core
      Become the light,
      As we honour what's warm and bright.
      Fly true become the light.
      (Become the light)
      Together we'll win this fight.
      The journey and the lore,
      High Guardians
      To our core!✨
      Don't know if you still need it, but here.

    • @yingyangorsomethingidontknow
      @yingyangorsomethingidontknow 2 года назад +33

      @@magicalronin she really wants us to become the light

    • @ireallydespisethisname
      @ireallydespisethisname 2 года назад +6

      @@yingyangorsomethingidontknow Become the light, ying yang. You know you want to.

    • @cerpiper
      @cerpiper 2 года назад +3

      i can understand jason derulo's songs better than this

  • @kiwi_trucks
    @kiwi_trucks 2 года назад +50

    the main problem that I can see is that it’s so stiff. When they do that one cliche anime everyone’s gliding across the screen type thing, the transitions between each character is acceptable but they have no fluidity. It’s just arm bent and then straight without the gradual movement from bent to straight (for example). We see this again when the characters are running, or in most movements of a character’s body. It’s very obvious that the animators of this series do not understand how to take advantage of the fact that High Guardian Spice is 2D animated.
    Animators add fluidity to their characters, they bend the rules slightly of what the human body can do. They may exaggerate facial expressions, or change the way a limb moves compared to the rest of the body. This is seen several times in disney/pixar movies, they know how to make their characters not look like dolls moving on a screen. It’s severely lacking in this entire series, but it’s very noticeable in the intro specifically.

  • @quabquab
    @quabquab 2 года назад +280

    I’ll be honest. In my opinion, the theme song wasn’t particularly “bad”.
    But, it does sound like something that’d be moreso targeted at an 8 year old, which... Clearly isn’t the case with this show-
    I kid you not, when I first saw this show, the art style, the coloring... I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHOW FOR KIDS AGES 7-12 OR SOMETHING.
    Not saying that you can’t have an art style similar to this, targeted for more mature audiences - but *COME ON!*

    • @ghetoknight7801
      @ghetoknight7801 2 года назад +24

      I think
      even if you were 12
      you'd come to dislike the characters
      very much off putting that every other character is gay aswell, not in a homophobic way, but more in a "What's this guys character then? He's lgbtq"
      as if that's a character trait

    • @xiesie_xiesie
      @xiesie_xiesie 2 года назад +3

      Wait, it's not?

    • @followeroftheprince
      @followeroftheprince 2 года назад +7

      @@xiesie_xiesie Technically it's rated TV-14 probably from the cursing and blood

    • @ASweetShortCake
      @ASweetShortCake 2 года назад +1

      It sounds like noise. Not music. Just noise. Like, there’s literally nothing musical about this theme sadly…

    • @ATLACEDES
      @ATLACEDES 2 года назад +6

      I'm 11 and trust me I would never watch something like this.

  • @gas9360
    @gas9360 2 года назад +386

    -Running part: check
    -Waking up part: check
    -Show main and secondary characters attacking: check
    -Sad part with the main character: check
    -Group hug: check
    -Villains as big dark with glowing white eyes shadows: check.
    -Main character preparing his/her sword for battle: check.
    -Final group pose: check
    Jesus christ this so generic....

    • @kaatoriinesu4007
      @kaatoriinesu4007 2 года назад +58

      Nah.Even generic openings are better than this dumpster fire

    • @alexoxo1
      @alexoxo1 2 года назад +7

      I mean can it get any better than this.

    • @randomkid4783
      @randomkid4783 2 года назад +19

      ngl the brother scene had me interested but they probably aren't gonna use it in the story anytime soon so idc...

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 2 года назад +41

      - group hug with the "stoic" character not joining in and just peeking out: check

    • @Tobunari
      @Tobunari 2 года назад +30

      - Windy part with grass/flower petals: DOUBLE CHECK
      - Two or more characters turning to smile at the camera: check
      - Wide panning shot of the secondary cast in 'personality poses': check

  • @imbored4322
    @imbored4322 2 года назад +363

    0:56 I know it's supposed to be "dramatic" and "heartfelt", but I just bursted out laughing.

    • @RainbowStary88
      @RainbowStary88 2 года назад +40

      @Mike2Dice le mom quits

    • @purpsourpatchguy1092
      @purpsourpatchguy1092 2 года назад +8

      I ALMOST CHOCKED WATCHING THAT

    • @Phil_DeFontaine
      @Phil_DeFontaine 2 года назад +55

      It’s not that bad for me but Rosemary’s face was like:Don’t give a damn

    • @isaacm7934
      @isaacm7934 2 года назад +45

      " okay honey I'll see you in 400 years "
      "but mommy I'll be de-"
      "I SAID I'LL SEE YOU IN 400 YEARS DAMN IT "

    • @isaacperetz5984
      @isaacperetz5984 Год назад +16

      Rosemary be like: 😐

  • @blanche__
    @blanche__ 2 года назад +30

    All of the dreams will soon come true
    If we only try
    All of our hopes come shining through
    Just look into my eyes
    [Bridge]
    Hard to fathom all the ways
    We will rise to save it all
    No guardian will fall
    [Chorus]
    Fly true, become the light (Oo)
    As we honor what's warm and bright
    Fly high, become the light (Oo)
    Together we'll learn to fight
    The journey and the lore
    High guardians
    To our core
    [Bridge]
    Become the light
    As we honor what's warm and bright
    Fly true, become the light (Become the light and to-)
    Together we'll win this fight
    [Outro]
    The journey and the lore
    High guardians
    To our core

    • @dollythepuppet5211
      @dollythepuppet5211 Год назад +13

      Never thought I’d say this, but thank you

    • @lun4ever
      @lun4ever 8 месяцев назад +8

      For 2 years, i never knew what the outro saif

  • @sgtdebones
    @sgtdebones 2 года назад +250

    This a cartoon, not an anime

    • @hee-ho7126
      @hee-ho7126 2 года назад +8

      To be fair, anime is just a Japanese cartoon

    • @justsomeone9542
      @justsomeone9542 2 года назад

      They are both have the same meaning tho…what about just say western cartoon or anime?

    • @sgtdebones
      @sgtdebones 2 года назад +6

      @@justsomeone9542 Culture difference

    • @I_am_not_active
      @I_am_not_active 2 года назад +1

      @Δt0mix man basically just because it’s animation doesn’t mean it’s an anime
      Anime is basically an animated show from Japan while cartoons is mostly from the west

  • @ihateflicknotes3939
    @ihateflicknotes3939 2 года назад +304

    Me who imagines my own series in my head but is still trying to get into drawings again: I now feel better about myself

    • @shaysworld9073
      @shaysworld9073 2 года назад +16

      My only question is who mixed that audio the saying is so quiet and just the mic chips at a few times and the music is so loud

    • @alguem9283
      @alguem9283 Год назад

      I do that too!

    • @Mannequinmindscape
      @Mannequinmindscape Год назад

      Same lmao

    • @egbert-3
      @egbert-3 Год назад +1

      Same maybe I can do better

    • @Not_Ena52
      @Not_Ena52 Год назад

      Same XD

  • @chadlikespasta3142
    @chadlikespasta3142 2 года назад +655

    This show actually does have some redeeming qualities. Not many, but some. There are a few background characters that are generally pretty interesting and/or endearing. But oh boy is it not enough

    • @myboy732
      @myboy732 2 года назад +71

      We're talking about slime boy right. Top Tier character BTW.

    • @ItzDaCookiez
      @ItzDaCookiez 2 года назад +26

      @@myboy732 slime boy my beloved

    • @metal9076
      @metal9076 2 года назад +16

      There is one high quality here in his, it's the ending and I'm not talking about the ending no no no, I'm talking about a black screen and has better qualities than this.

    • @Idontexisthihi001
      @Idontexisthihi001 2 года назад +18

      Slime Boy, Purple Hair Girl and I guess Snapdragon…?

    • @jellyvincentwincenty9195
      @jellyvincentwincenty9195 2 года назад +5

      @@Idontexisthihi001 What about that cat guy?

  • @Secretly_Alex
    @Secretly_Alex Год назад +53

    I wanna be honest, this honestly had A LOT of potential, I really like the character designs and I really like the art style, If only they had worked on character personalities and plot then maybe this would have been a really decent story, too bad it didn't turn out this way

    • @adraabouji1937
      @adraabouji1937 9 месяцев назад +8

      The only problem I have with the artstyle and chracter design is that it feels more like a cartoon than an anime, and the chracters seem like elementary schoolers or background chracters.

  • @del2842
    @del2842 2 года назад +120

    imagine having your name appearing in the opening credits of high guardian spice. it’s like having your name written in the death note

    • @bumblebeeproductions1673
      @bumblebeeproductions1673 Год назад +14

      Yeah. You basically killed your career

    • @stephanos6128
      @stephanos6128 Год назад +10

      fortunately, some staff memebers have aliases specifically for stuff like this

    • @dollythepuppet5211
      @dollythepuppet5211 Год назад +4

      Honestly, I’d rather have my name written in the death note. Umm, Light? Can you do the honors?

  • @JsonicGD
    @JsonicGD 2 года назад +62

    Generic counter:
    head nods: check
    flying: check
    characters abilities showcased: yes
    last post at the end: check
    title card: very
    waking up from bed: basic
    big bad as a shadow figure: yes

    • @wooshbait6023
      @wooshbait6023 2 года назад +14

      Can't also forget the long running cliche

    • @peric0540
      @peric0540 2 года назад +8

      @@wooshbait6023 and the wind blowing hair shot

  • @genzhours9466
    @genzhours9466 2 года назад +175

    This feels like something I'd need to make for a Music assignment if the brief was "Generic Kid's Show"

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 2 года назад +7

      Then the teacher would give you a low grade because the shocking twist is that it isn't a kids show or at least aimed for kids 🤦

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 2 года назад +6

      @@inky5574 And you would just nod and say to the teacher, "I know right?".

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 2 года назад

      If it were me doing that assignment, I would make something sort of like this:
      ruclips.net/video/9gpu1GHRymY/видео.html

    • @franz3810
      @franz3810 2 года назад

      every fucking shit is generic here

  • @mut1565
    @mut1565 2 года назад +17

    0:45 Those are some nice roses.

  • @hammeredllama
    @hammeredllama 2 года назад +76

    0:32 the dragon. The dragon doesn’t have animation. It’s just slides slowly to the left

    • @hoxyheart5479
      @hoxyheart5479 2 года назад +5

      Hahahahaha I never noticed that 😂😂😂😂

    • @thelegostarwarsf7916
      @thelegostarwarsf7916 2 года назад +2

      It looks like a Getty image.

    • @ouuhahh5629
      @ouuhahh5629 2 года назад +7

      LMAO BEST PART

    • @I_am_not_active
      @I_am_not_active 2 года назад +2

      Weird part-
      Why dont they just have a loop of animation instead if that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @omnipotentmage
      @omnipotentmage Год назад +2

      It's just a sliding png 😂

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 2 года назад +400

    I think I’ll stick with Amphibia, Owl House and Steven Universe.

    • @ninjapickles244
      @ninjapickles244 2 года назад +34

      Atleast they have good characters and semi interesting plot

    • @acecelia3262
      @acecelia3262 2 года назад +19

      Even Lego Elfs is better than this lmao

    • @Autisma515
      @Autisma515 2 года назад +6

      Bruh Minimighty kids is better than this shit, go watch it, highly underrated kids series.

    • @edibleandsentientautomobil5396
      @edibleandsentientautomobil5396 2 года назад +6

      Inside Job?

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 2 года назад +1

      Or Akazukin ChaCha if you want to go obscure.
      Or Space Cats if you want to go even MORE obscure(I mean, seriously, the colors of the heads of the main trio from SC are the same colors that the main trio in HGS have on their hair. It makes me think that they killed the trio & went back to their city that is literally stuck in the 1900s compared to the rest of the world, even freakin' Cambodia).

  • @sharifrancis9826
    @sharifrancis9826 2 года назад +514

    This looks worse than anything 4kids could produce.

    • @bakazan7931
      @bakazan7931 2 года назад +26

      Have some respect for 4kids

    • @msroseafton
      @msroseafton 2 года назад +17

      4Kids brought us TMNT 2003 so I wouldn’t say 4Kids makes bad stuff ;3

    • @Sato_Goth
      @Sato_Goth 2 года назад +15

      At least 4kids didn't butcher and bastardize their licensed anime to make a political statement.

    • @sharifrancis9826
      @sharifrancis9826 2 года назад +2

      @@Sato_Goth That's true.

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 2 года назад +2

      4Kids' original content that's not dubbed anime is actually pretty good.

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 Год назад +47

    All things considered; That drop at 0:38 Is fucking amazing.

  • @byronius7012
    @byronius7012 2 года назад +327

    Why does this whole show feel like an anime parody that would air on Adult Swim but with none of the ironic self-awareness

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 2 года назад +17

      because it is? I mean, this was done by some American studio filled with activists

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic 2 года назад +8

      That would’ve been better 100%

    • @KappaRipple
      @KappaRipple 2 года назад +4

      I think the show is fine, I'm actually currently watching it and it's not the best thing I've seen, but I think putting aside all hate viewing and outside drama or whatever this show would've been a least well-liked by a ton of people. I think the worse thing I've seen so far is the pacing of the scene can be weird like when they meet those two girls at the train station and they don't get a proper introduction like at all and the beginning scene before they pan out to the family members of the girls feels a bit clunky because of it's pacing. Dialogue is meh too but that is definitely due to the pacing since characters don't have enough time at certain points to actually say things that feel complete. I think the best dialogue and scene for me so far is when they encounter the dwarf chauffeur, That dude's delivery is pretty great. voice acting is pretty alright sometimes and pretty good others, again the pacing at times is what I think is really preventing the show from being higher than a 6/10 just based on what I've watched. But yeah, this show is pretty alright.
      Sorry I just wrote this random-ass review, but I got really annoyed by just negativity, especially from people who probably just watched only clips online without forming their own opinion, and I just chose your comment to express that. The show isn't perfect, but it's fine, no need to rip it to shreds. That just my opinion on it tho.

    • @javxion6576
      @javxion6576 2 года назад +7

      @@KappaRipple This show sucks imo

    • @jynncommsareopen5115
      @jynncommsareopen5115 2 года назад

      adult swim isnt any better, they only made a hand ful of decent things

  • @catgirl-jj8no
    @catgirl-jj8no 2 года назад +309

    I thought an animated shows intro was supposed to be well animated.
    ...well, I guess they're lowering the expectations for their viewers right away. Good for them

    • @Mepphy99
      @Mepphy99 2 года назад +11

      At least the opening Is animated... Kinda ... Show bad

    • @ihaveahalfmoustach836
      @ihaveahalfmoustach836 2 года назад +8

      It's also supposed to be a representation of the series they handled that well

  • @curesaul5749
    @curesaul5749 2 года назад +108

    This is like one of those episodes in modern cartoons that imitate anime for comedy, but this is a real thing.

  • @seiya-chon
    @seiya-chon 2 года назад +16

    Fruits Basket lyrics: Even though today is hurtful and the scars of yesterday remain, I want to believe that I can free my heart and go on
    High Guardian Spice lyrics: aLl oFf OuR dReAmS wIlL sOoN cOmE tRuE iF wE oNlY tRy

  • @esther2734
    @esther2734 2 года назад +63

    The scene at 0:56 has better animation than the entire series what

    • @user-hw6ls4rh7m
      @user-hw6ls4rh7m 2 года назад +9

      they used up all their budget for it

    • @legozeke246
      @legozeke246 2 года назад +4

      And yet they loop the same leaf animation and chop it incorrectly so for a spilt second they dispear and appear slightly farther back… twice

  • @cj_abaddon7475
    @cj_abaddon7475 2 года назад +149

    Bruh, even the plot of the lego movie takes things more seriously than I ever will take this show

    • @zerointerest9297
      @zerointerest9297 2 года назад +7

      Comparing the Lego movie to this is like comparing a nobel peace prize winner to Hitler 💀.

    • @dollythepuppet5211
      @dollythepuppet5211 Год назад +3

      Even before this piece of shit was made, I adored the Lego Movie. I watched it all the time when it came out

  • @windindi2834
    @windindi2834 2 года назад +746

    TMW Wakfu can anime better than Crunchyroll
    EDIT: I am not implying Wakfu is a bad show (I frickin love it!) But what I AM saying is that a series with a lower budget going for it's own sudo anime style looks a hell of a lot better than this.

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 2 года назад +116

      Now NOW NOW Wakfu is done by people who love their craft or professional enough to make a very nice show. And make a nice good story.
      (To me it's awesome show Period but I be professional and admit it can be better but still ITS WAY MORE AWESOME THEN THIS.)

    • @cosmiclikesminecraft
      @cosmiclikesminecraft 2 года назад +17

      TFW the ota-Chan show is better

    • @aria5981
      @aria5981 2 года назад +62

      Oh man, don’t compare wakfu to this.....

    • @larrytherustyboii7442
      @larrytherustyboii7442 2 года назад +62

      We dont compare gems to charcoal.

    • @angelofstupidity9302
      @angelofstupidity9302 2 года назад +40

      Wakfu is made by actual talented people, ofc its better

  • @yoshisaurus234
    @yoshisaurus234 2 года назад +49

    From informations I have got in HGS fandom, here are the Japanese VA for each character
    Rosemary: Chinatsu Akasaki (Miwa from JJK)
    Sage: Ai Nonaka (Kyoko from Madoka Magica)
    Thyme: Sayuri Yahagi (Haruna Sairenji from To Love-ru)
    Parsely: Hitomi Nabatame (Chomusuke from Konosuba)
    Amaryllis: Ryoka Yuzuki (Satsuki Kiryuin from Kill la Kill)
    Snapdragon: Miyuki Sawashiro (Daki from KNY) imho i feel bad for her Japanese VA
    Lavender/Rosemary's Mom: Shiori Izawa (Nanachi from Abyss)
    Aloe: Satomi Sato (Ritsu from K-ON)

    • @aqifilmam3196
      @aqifilmam3196 2 года назад +14

      There's a Japanese dub for this??

    • @Elystelle_
      @Elystelle_ 2 года назад +19

      Honestly I feel bad for the VAs for having to waste their time on this show

    • @mon_moi
      @mon_moi 2 года назад +8

      I hope Miyuki Sawashiro at least got paid enough

    • @bumblebeeproductions1673
      @bumblebeeproductions1673 Год назад +6

      Fucking KYOKO FROM MADOKA??? WHAT-

    • @hanushelatifi7561
      @hanushelatifi7561 Год назад +6

      Wait-

      THEY DRAGGED KYOKOS VOICE ACTOR INTO THIS SHOW!?

  • @Omiron8214
    @Omiron8214 2 года назад +100

    **Singing some sort of lyrics with music blaring**
    Me: *WHAAAT?*

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 2 года назад

      That's just a problem with the transfer to RUclips. The actual cartoon on Crunchyroll has the sound mixed fine.

  • @lorddervish212quinterosara6
    @lorddervish212quinterosara6 2 года назад +791

    thousands of people are probably going to watch this show clip by clip on this channel

  • @tiredpillow8436
    @tiredpillow8436 2 года назад +179

    0:56 i love how the wind completely changes directions in the next scene. gotta love those continuity errors.

    • @sonters
      @sonters Год назад +20

      I bet it's mostly a green screen effect and they forgot to mirror it

    • @seanpazdera6407
      @seanpazdera6407 Год назад +6

      She was looking at her first, and then she turned around.

    • @Frieowksf1293
      @Frieowksf1293 Год назад

      They were probably too lazy to change it

  • @vivaleroca7511
    @vivaleroca7511 2 года назад +52

    Honestly, if they just stuck with calling it a children's cartoon, this wouldn't flop as hard.
    But ya gotta bait the anime fans, right?

  • @rorrim0
    @rorrim0 2 года назад +472

    Im not a musical expert but id say this would be a fairly average theme, if the vocals and instrumentals weren't competing with each other.
    This song seems equivalent to trying to sing over a guitar solo. The parts that would sound nice are muddled so bad because the vocals are trying to sing over instrumentals that i think would be better for a break in vocals.

    • @brainrich1358
      @brainrich1358 2 года назад +21

      It feels almost like everyone was afraid to say something out of fear of hurting the songwriters feelings

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 2 года назад +44

      @@brainrich1358 I don't even think it's the song writers fault, I think it's whomever was in charge of sound mixing. I've heard the complaint that sound mixing is a consistant problem through the series, with background music sometimes drowning out dialouge scenes. They must've had the same sound mixer(whatever title that person might have) for the opening theme and the background music.
      I'm not sure exactly if it's common place for the song writers or the sound directors to edit the opennings, as i know very little of sound design(They are defintly the unsung heroes of any visual medium such as movies, shows and video games) but i assume they didn't have anyone familiar with sound mixing or maybe they did, but they didn't have the manpower to implement it well.
      I will also add a tangent, and say this kind of fuck up is rare as far as im aware(When it comes to opennings). Opennings are the front covers of anime and if there were was any place to showcase your team's talent it would be here. That or have another studio do the openning. Even the english version of Wakfu which has terrible sound mixing(More so then high guardian spice if you can believe that) didn't make this mistake when making an english version of the openning.
      P.S anyone reading this comment should watch wakfu, it's just the current english version is uniquely terrible and i only suggest the orginal french dub with subtitles unless you want to laugh.

    • @suitnuggerat1123
      @suitnuggerat1123 2 года назад +7

      0:54 This part is stylish

    • @larana2
      @larana2 2 года назад +7

      @@rorrim0 As a musician I can tell you that the audio mixing is *atrocious* by any professional standard... but you don’t need to be a musician or producer to be able to tell that. With how consistently unbalanced it consistently is throughout the series, you're probably right about it being one person. At least I *hope* it's one person because if it’s a full team then that’s beyond embarrassing.
      Based on my unprofessional observation, this mix sounds very tinny, way too much treble and mids. Also, I don't know if I'm imagining it but is there something weird going on with the audio panning? Or is it just a complete lack of it? Either way it's weirdly disorienting to listen to with headphones.
      The composition itself is... eh. It’s not terrible but it has no direction, you can’t exactly call it good.
      Anyways, going to good music now to get this out of my head.

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 2 года назад

      @@larana2 That's probably just a problem with the transfer to RUclips. The actual anime on Crunchyroll sounds like it's mixed fine.

  • @TheAnimeGamerDude
    @TheAnimeGamerDude 2 года назад +115

    You know your opening is bad when majority of the people would rather listen to the 4Kids Dub Openings.

    • @k.h.8506
      @k.h.8506 2 года назад +7

      Kirby Right Back At Ya's ENG opening is honestly catchy af, though.

    • @TheAnimeGamerDude
      @TheAnimeGamerDude 2 года назад +15

      @@k.h.8506 Oh yeah definitely there were some really catchy 4Kids Dub Openings like Kirby Right Back at Y'all, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sonic X, etc... And that's keeping in mind that they were trying to censor them to be westernized

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 2 года назад +3

      Chaotic's theme is awesome. Maybe it's because there's no lyrics and it's only music? I don't know.

    • @Mylesledragon
      @Mylesledragon 2 года назад +3

      @@TheAnimeGamerDude Sonic X was really catchy to me, really hyped up the show

    • @a.m.c.c.3356
      @a.m.c.c.3356 2 года назад

      Not fair
      Yknow 4kids be boppin with the music

  • @nathanielmusicdisc3454
    @nathanielmusicdisc3454 2 года назад +59

    When 0:05 has better angle and quality then the entire show

  • @imblack6953
    @imblack6953 Год назад +28

    It always cracks me up at how the instrumental and the backup vocals are soo much louder than the main vocal to the point you cant even identify the lyrics

  • @CoalEater_Elli
    @CoalEater_Elli 2 года назад +113

    Even King of the Hill's opening is more anime than this shit.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 2 года назад +9

      Don't go down that rabbithole as Japanese veiwers of King of the Hill are disgusting Subs versus Dubs to this very day.

  • @kuroko990
    @kuroko990 2 года назад +32

    1:08 put this at 0.25x speed and tell me how she literally just didnt break her arms while sheathing that damned sword

  • @enricobraganza8536
    @enricobraganza8536 2 года назад +45

    It looks like a child cartoon trying to emulate a mix between tangeled the series with a mixof barbie with none of the heart nor passion that made those series memorable, then procced to market it for adults.

  • @shxpgxdesss
    @shxpgxdesss Год назад +24

    i love how everyone completely shits on this. every single video has barely any praise. it’s amazing 😭😭

  • @GreenSpyro
    @GreenSpyro 2 года назад +129

    The animation is simple, lacks fluidity and for being an op it has to be your best effort since it is your introduction to it, this feels like a project done by a newbie, as a single guy/girl, not a team, in animation over 2 months.
    Best part of this is 0:56, i actually felt something, and the timing with the music is well here. But the animator gave up after this since 1:06 is the most robotic and lackluster scene with 0:24 coming close to how lifeless that scene feels, the adults there don't even acknowledge the girl presence.
    Song overall is a mix of generic fantasy world with bits of trying for a feel like steven universe cartoon. The theme also seems to try for a mix of different things that actually pains me. Feels like this project was done with "what we believe is popular" in mind, without diving too much into those reference materials, i would be actually surprised if there is a script to this thing. Feels more like a wing it project.
    In short, this would have been received better, as a youtube project, than a "crunchyroll" anime.

  • @reesenpai
    @reesenpai 2 года назад +103

    That end part killed me- the rising feeling in the song kinda hit a wall since all Rosemary did was take the sword out of the sheath and wave it forward

  • @Groomsman
    @Groomsman 2 года назад +65

    Again, I’m sorry to Barbie and MLP, but it seems like this show has taken inspiration from those shows

    • @mr.ilikespam6081
      @mr.ilikespam6081 2 года назад +32

      except those show had talented people make them

    • @mattmanguy
      @mattmanguy 2 года назад +13

      High Barbie `n' Spice 😝

    • @mirsolis4992
      @mirsolis4992 2 года назад +5

      Seems like the creators were unable to completely shed their cultural upbringing and influence.

    • @angelofstupidity9302
      @angelofstupidity9302 2 года назад +13

      High Guardian Spice: Friendship Is Magic

    • @Autisma515
      @Autisma515 2 года назад

      Bruh Minimighty kids is better than this shit, go watch it, highly underrated kids series.

  • @yourlocalplaguedoctor7023
    @yourlocalplaguedoctor7023 2 года назад +10

    0:32 the dragon is fucking killing me 😭😭😭