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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
  • The Green Card Game Show - Live Sketch Comedy
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Комментарии • 268

  • @dumblewhoree
    @dumblewhoree 4 года назад +468

    "You need to speak louder"
    "I wasn't talking to you"
    "Vladimir I can't hear you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lizzieyeomans6959
    @lizzieyeomans6959 5 лет назад +2377

    "Yknow I'm actually Irish myself"
    "FALSE"

  • @katesampleseverything
    @katesampleseverything 4 года назад +824

    Foil's American accent is spot on though...down to the confused stutters and over-exhuberance of game show hosts! 😂😂

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 2 года назад +12

      Wow I didn't even notice he was putting on an American accent xD It just sounded like 'normal English' to me xD

    • @jeremyhull3177
      @jeremyhull3177 Год назад

      Sounds like he’s from New York

    • @misssmalla5581
      @misssmalla5581 Год назад

      I could maybe hear northern United States like Rhode Island or Connecticut, but not so much New York. It was a pretty normal accent…albeit, exaggerated host kind.

  • @LisaYellow
    @LisaYellow 5 лет назад +1331

    "We were just visiting the Cathedral" 😂😂😂😂

    • @18grape
      @18grape 4 года назад +34

      Am I the only one who doesn't get this?

    • @LisaYellow
      @LisaYellow 4 года назад +63

      They were referring to this:
      www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/sep/13/russian-television-channel-rt-says-it-is-to-air-interview-with-skripal-salisbury-attack-suspects

    • @kestrels-in-the-sky
      @kestrels-in-the-sky 4 года назад +7

      Funny

    • @monamohammad3494
      @monamohammad3494 4 года назад +11

      Literally rolling on the floor laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @thomasfowell8181
      @thomasfowell8181 3 года назад +15

      Lovely reference to Salisbury there

  • @ebitoro4590
    @ebitoro4590 4 года назад +361

    "Thanks Seamus, yeah we got it, fair play to ya"
    This skit is my absolute favourite 😂😂😂

    • @Anonymous-km5pj
      @Anonymous-km5pj 2 года назад +1

      i like when they sing irish songs "slow slow hands, im leaving here w 1/2 a harvest" rotfl. We all have our faves, this trio is universal, if there was a universe..... which i guess means one language really....

  • @eoghan.5003
    @eoghan.5003 5 лет назад +628

    1:58 This is "O'CoailainMacNahunach" and then he goes into actual Irish, it translates as "and that, if you please".

    • @frostyblade8842
      @frostyblade8842 5 лет назад +84

      Only we Irish get this you're doing the world a service

    • @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh
      @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh 5 лет назад +40

      I heard that, did a double take, burst out laughing, rewound to hear it again, and then immediately scrolled through the comments to see if anyone else had heard it.

    • @sharonjohn7487
      @sharonjohn7487 4 года назад +10

      I had the captions on so I could read what it said

    • @person2776
      @person2776 4 года назад +2

      Nopw

  • @patrickhector
    @patrickhector 4 года назад +122

    1:24 As someone named Patrick, I feel this- paddywagon, cowpat, patasaurus, helipad, etc, etc, so on and so forth

  • @abigailirving9051
    @abigailirving9051 5 лет назад +594

    am already so psyched for arms' russian character, only 45 seconds in and i'm so keen

  • @christinetheravenclaw27
    @christinetheravenclaw27 5 лет назад +312

    4:23 when someone asks you if you ate the last piece of cake

  • @ciaranmcconnon8751
    @ciaranmcconnon8751 4 года назад +162

    When he presses the buzzer and said “oops I did it again” and he said “Britney Spears “ I died

  • @elliee5541
    @elliee5541 5 лет назад +252

    “We were just visiting the cathedral” I YELLED

  • @Crossark1
    @Crossark1 5 лет назад +699

    “Maybe you’re involved in the military?”
    “.......................”
    Boy was that a loud silence.

  • @ItsTheBoombox
    @ItsTheBoombox Год назад +8

    I love how Patrick walks in holding his earpiece, I've seen this a bunch of times and only just noticed that. Really love the atrention to detail.

  • @ren576
    @ren576 4 года назад +560

    “Captain birds eye”
    “Maybe you had something to do with the military”
    “..........................”
    “I like fish fingers”

    • @tomskih203
      @tomskih203 4 года назад +3

      Just absolutely brilliance

    • @selenophile410
      @selenophile410 4 года назад +1

      I didn't get it ? Not even european

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 3 года назад +1

      IRA

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 2 года назад +3

      @@selenophile410 captain birds eye is a fish finger brand

  • @firecloud77
    @firecloud77 5 лет назад +576

    Pretty good American accent.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  5 лет назад +295

      Foil has been practicing generic American for years

    • @eoinc2246
      @eoinc2246 5 лет назад +54

      You got the American pronunciation of "Ireland" perfect

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka 5 лет назад +28

      That Russian accent is fairly sharp too.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 4 года назад +5

      @@foilarmsandhog Yeah he's really good at it!

    • @harkmi3
      @harkmi3 4 года назад +8

      He actually sounds Canadian.

  • @Ix3Wales
    @Ix3Wales 4 года назад +27

    "NO WE WERE JUST VISITING THE CATHEDRAL" I died 🤣

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 4 года назад +37

    I love how meta these live performances are. It's hilarious.

  • @saif080
    @saif080 5 лет назад +83

    Vladimir I can't hear you 😂

  • @joke3020
    @joke3020 5 лет назад +199

    *I LiKe FisH FiNgErS*
    Uhm okay, well don't we all

  • @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh
    @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh 5 лет назад +55

    "And in Ireland I'm Seumas Ó Chaoilein Mac Macothúnach Corcasach aobhainn agus an sin mar 's e do thoil e". *ROFL*

  • @jaggazez
    @jaggazez 4 года назад +5

    Absolutely fucking destroyed me with the subtle Salisbury Cathedral gag haha brilliant

  • @colorfulchameleon9891
    @colorfulchameleon9891 3 года назад +61

    I love these guys because they even stereotype themselves

  • @frostyblade8842
    @frostyblade8842 5 лет назад +42

    1:18 as a Patrick myself I can confirm these are accurate names

  • @Awesomosarus
    @Awesomosarus 5 лет назад +200

    "You know, I'm actually Irish myself."
    "False."
    I've been waiting with bated breath for the weekly video, haha!
    I saw you lads a couple of days ago at the Edinburgh Fringe and I already want to see you again! 😁

    • @ralphlyda4545
      @ralphlyda4545 4 года назад

      'bated breath. Short for abated breath.

    • @Awesomosarus
      @Awesomosarus 4 года назад +1

      @@ralphlyda4545 - cheers 🥂.

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 4 года назад +1

      @@ralphlyda4545 Is it short for? I think "bated" is it's own word, with "abated" being a contraction of "a-bated", as in "a-waiting"

  • @elliec6885
    @elliec6885 4 года назад +21

    *incomprehensible Irish muttering *

    • @CornishClan
      @CornishClan 3 года назад +1

      That was my favourite bit!! I cried with laughter

  • @BerkeleyMatthew
    @BerkeleyMatthew 4 года назад +7

    Watching this again a year later, in tears laughing. This has got to be one of your best ones.

  • @ingridsommer2232
    @ingridsommer2232 3 года назад +7

    Thank you for having subtitles!!!

  • @BigBossIncarnate
    @BigBossIncarnate 5 лет назад +144

    Foil: when is Independence Day. ?
    Hog: This Thursday at 9 o Clock on rte2.
    Foil: What bird is the National Symbol of America?
    Hog: Pamela Anderson
    Foil: false the answer was the bald headed eagle.
    Hog: Sorry Britney Spears
    OMG I love how these puns work out so well guys haha Great work. I'm rolling on the ground laughing

    • @lindalumae
      @lindalumae 2 года назад

      And it’s not the “bald-headed” eagle. Just bald eagle. Bald was an old term for white and that’s how it got its name. It’s not really bald.

  • @___Chris___
    @___Chris___ 3 года назад +27

    *How thoughtful to show a USA map for the background decoration !!*
    Just thing that's weird: this one has only 6 states and 2 Floridas.

  • @davidagnew193
    @davidagnew193 5 лет назад +23

    Getting accused of something you know you did be like. 4:23

  • @jjaayy3063
    @jjaayy3063 4 года назад +5

    Arms walking on all wound up had me in stitches 😂 his poor shoulders and foils American accent is on point

  • @prelitsoda
    @prelitsoda 5 лет назад +12

    Had the pleasure to watch this live! Brilliant stuff!

  • @tomskih203
    @tomskih203 4 года назад +12

    Love these guys. They're amazingly funny. Their videos are great company during the lockdown.

  • @Nikoo033
    @Nikoo033 5 лет назад +35

    “Pats the way”. 😂

  • @cliffritch7304
    @cliffritch7304 2 года назад +14

    The twist is that the Irish were just flexing hard on the Russians. They were causing interference to cause the Russian to ask Vladimir to talk louder

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 4 года назад +22

    So glad the Russian character is back! He cracks me up!

  • @ChestersonJack
    @ChestersonJack 3 года назад +14

    Damn Foil, that American accent is spot on! As for region... Gosh, it’s tough to tell. TV accents are sort of standardized, more taught than developed organically. Probably closest to some Californian dialect, it’s very Hollywood. Definitely not valley or oakie though... Gosh I need to get my head in the game here.

  • @Alex_Whatareyoudoing
    @Alex_Whatareyoudoing 5 лет назад +35

    I can just imagine the amount of memes I’m gonna make from this! I’m so sorry hog and arms but you will be the center of most of my memes for a while 😂😂

  • @jmaster1324
    @jmaster1324 5 лет назад +18

    I expected a joke about illegally crossing the line lol

  • @rdcyoutubediary
    @rdcyoutubediary 2 года назад +4

    I can't stop watching their sketches!!

  • @samsonlovesyou
    @samsonlovesyou 5 лет назад +66

    Ve vere just visiting de cathedral.

  • @wumbr6467
    @wumbr6467 4 года назад +37

    Sorry for being picky but 'Mikhailvichov' would be pronounced 'Mi-hi-al-ovichov'
    Not 'Mik-hail-ovichov' (and anyway you would only see the ending 'ovich' in a middle name to represent that you are the son of so if your dad was called 'Mikhail' then your middle name would be 'Mikhailovich') and again sorry for being picky, it was great performance (and my qualifications with this are me being from Russia e)

    • @wumbr6467
      @wumbr6467 3 года назад +4

      @@mangoeshello i mean the russian character, he messes it up too

    • @goodgame3374
      @goodgame3374 2 года назад

      I found your comment interesting. I've always been confused by those naming conventions.

  • @wildfireintexas
    @wildfireintexas 5 лет назад +6

    Love these guys. Wish I could see their show.

  • @cait812
    @cait812 5 лет назад +6

    Damn the Salibury joke. Nailed it.

  • @cillianlawlor3160
    @cillianlawlor3160 5 лет назад +26

    First day of secondary school today This is EXACTLY what I need. Can't wait to see ye in September!

    • @daithi154
      @daithi154 5 лет назад

      Lmao lil first year

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 5 лет назад

      @@daithi154 first years started last Monday.

    • @daithi154
      @daithi154 5 лет назад

      @Harriet Antrobus ima first year😂

    • @lorrainecc99
      @lorrainecc99 5 лет назад +1

      @Harriet Antrobus Pretty sure 11 year olds are still in primary school tbh

    • @cillianlawlor3160
      @cillianlawlor3160 5 лет назад

      @Harriet Antrobus I'm 13.

  • @biancarey4855
    @biancarey4855 5 лет назад +7

    A bit of Matt's Warehouse 🤣

  • @mar1983horrors
    @mar1983horrors Год назад +3

    I love how at the end the tables got turned thanks to the luck of the Irish
    Wait nvm I commented before the last 2 seconds lol

  • @Agasthyar
    @Agasthyar Год назад +1

    These guys are legends

  • @once4ever97
    @once4ever97 2 года назад +2

    I AM SO GLAD I ENCOUNTERED THESE GUYS ON FACEBOOK

  • @eleanorryanryan2442
    @eleanorryanryan2442 5 лет назад +5

    Another great one lads, thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂🇮🇪😁

  • @jessicadavies7230
    @jessicadavies7230 2 года назад +2

    Hog sounded at the beginning like pop eye 😂

  • @Auriga499
    @Auriga499 5 лет назад +4

    You guys never disappoint

  • @Unbeniamhable
    @Unbeniamhable 5 лет назад +6

    “I like fish fingers”

  • @grassporridge
    @grassporridge 4 года назад +3

    FOIL SOUNDS LIKE JACK WILDER FROM NOW YOU SEE ME LMAOOOO

  • @diamondsam
    @diamondsam 4 года назад +1

    The cathedral thing cracked me up lol

  • @br0k3nman
    @br0k3nman 4 года назад +6

    He has “American Kid’s Gameshow host” accent nailed. Greetings from the golden state! Between you guys, Dylan Moran, and the rubberbandits, I’m going to assume I’ve seen everything Irish. 😽🇺🇸🇮🇪😂😉

  • @elisabethgreen1268
    @elisabethgreen1268 5 лет назад +1

    Omg so excited to see these guys live in Philly!!!!!!

  • @Jill_of_trades
    @Jill_of_trades 4 года назад +2

    3:34: I think the Irishman was broken

  • @WhatsernameAI
    @WhatsernameAI 5 лет назад +4

    wait, is he Matt Warehouse's brother?! 1:29
    😂

  • @uselessalgae9381
    @uselessalgae9381 5 лет назад +3

    Great work as always!

  • @peppertherealmvp2542
    @peppertherealmvp2542 5 лет назад +3

    Aaaaa lads I can’t wait to see you guys this weekend at Electric Picnic!!! ❤️ I’ve waited actual YEARS to go to one of your gigs

  • @kittttcattt
    @kittttcattt 3 года назад +4

    Pamela Anderson is a Canadian from Vancouver I believe other than that you're all super hilarious!

  • @Nemoknowsnothing
    @Nemoknowsnothing 5 лет назад +3

    That's how I feel when I talk to irish people in the pub

  • @mikiberge6427
    @mikiberge6427 5 лет назад +3

    Great, as ever!

  • @casswalkr5557
    @casswalkr5557 2 года назад +1

    I love this skit!

  • @Prettyblueshy
    @Prettyblueshy 5 лет назад +2

    Lol! Hilarious! You guys are awesome!

  • @Marte0107
    @Marte0107 5 лет назад +2

    We were just visiting the cathedral 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @creeperkiller78
    @creeperkiller78 Год назад +1

    Host: Petrov, what vegetable was imported from Peru and caused a massive famine in Ireland
    Petrov: is potato

  • @TheMorganaic
    @TheMorganaic 5 лет назад +7

    We went to see cathedral... that’s absolutely brilliant 😂

  • @alexb-vh4nq
    @alexb-vh4nq 5 лет назад +2

    Jeez you guys are amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kellyelizabeth1571
    @kellyelizabeth1571 5 лет назад +5

    I love your videos❤️❤️ they are hilarious😂😂

  • @abdeldjalilselama2490
    @abdeldjalilselama2490 5 лет назад +2

    you guys make the best twist

  • @mo-po
    @mo-po 2 года назад +2

    Came across this one three years later. You guys really nailed the Russian attitude.

  • @goawayimsleeping509
    @goawayimsleeping509 2 года назад

    "Pat's the way uh huh uh huh" i am dead

  • @adamchovanec5010
    @adamchovanec5010 5 лет назад +7

    The russian bit was the greatest :D

  • @gracevalente9477
    @gracevalente9477 5 лет назад +23

    "We where just visiting the cathedral"
    Perfect! Love this sketch so much 🤣
    Hope you've recovered from the fringe! Did you win any awards?

  • @wanketta
    @wanketta 5 лет назад +2

    Perfect! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Junkmnr_
    @Junkmnr_ 3 года назад

    1:58 "Agus ansin mas e do thoil e" haha!

  • @srijanumesh5355
    @srijanumesh5355 3 года назад +2

    5:04 look at Hog

  • @LisaYellow
    @LisaYellow 5 лет назад +2

    For the first time Im awake when your video came out, yay! Im never this early :D

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  5 лет назад +1

      Well done Lisa

    • @LisaYellow
      @LisaYellow 5 лет назад

      @@foilarmsandhog thank you! Now, where is my coffee😴😴

  • @judymanning2538
    @judymanning2538 2 года назад +2

    Well done ❤

  • @Vsure420
    @Vsure420 5 лет назад +15

    Hilarious! I told my 12 year old about the Russian he s said.
    "So does the whole world make fun of us?"
    Me: Of course everyome pokrs fun at other countries. But more so latelly.....have you seen who our president is?!"

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso 5 лет назад +8

      It's so sad that, given the state of things nowadays, I don't automatically know where you're from

    • @Vsure420
      @Vsure420 5 лет назад +1

      @@Gongasoso Murica

  • @Risaroo77
    @Risaroo77 5 лет назад +30

    This is actually how we do immigration 😂😂😂

  • @NakulGanapathy
    @NakulGanapathy 3 года назад +1

    Lol even his American accent is Irish 😂

  • @emordnilap4747
    @emordnilap4747 Год назад +1

    Lol, that was brilliant. Especially how Patty got the national bird wrong in 3 ways. 1, obviously they were looking for the animal, 2, Americans don't call women birds, and 3, Pamela Anderson is Canadian!

  • @calvinduffy
    @calvinduffy 5 лет назад +1

    Man that was intense.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад +30

    Was the “I’m Irish myself!” Joke from the us border immigration test video?
    Edit: was some of this inspired by that video?

    • @martavdz4972
      @martavdz4972 2 года назад +2

      I think the joke was inspired by the fact that a lot of Americans claim to be Irish (because their great-grandmother was Irish or something like that). I've read that the Irish complain about it or laugh at it. Because Americans just don't get that the European concept of nationality and ethnicity is different than theirs.

  • @ilariaz.143
    @ilariaz.143 2 года назад +5

    Watching this on April 2022, that Petrov is scaryingly realistic, I get mixed feelings. Nevertheless the whole sketch is great!

  • @basicassumption9002
    @basicassumption9002 5 лет назад +29

    When I saw this live the russian won

  • @duelmaster6087
    @duelmaster6087 4 года назад +3

    Of course the Irish man got super lucky

  • @Thechickenmafia
    @Thechickenmafia 5 лет назад +3

    that lady at the end had a very shiny face.

  • @jedikaren8112
    @jedikaren8112 2 года назад +1

    This aged very well!

  • @afcreative22
    @afcreative22 4 года назад +3

    I had to take a break at the national bird of the United States because I was laughing too hard

  • @rwy-ug6pl
    @rwy-ug6pl 5 лет назад +2

    love your videos :-)

  • @philipdemaeyer1665
    @philipdemaeyer1665 2 года назад +3

    Luck of the Irish ☘️

  • @aaronfidelis3188
    @aaronfidelis3188 3 года назад +1

    Yes, in Russia I am Petrov Machailochov.
    And in England I am Richard Swinton (Me: He has a pseudonym???)
    and in Ireland I am Seamus O'CaoilainMacNahunachagusansinmásédothoilé.
    Me: Dies of laughter.

  • @andreagriffiths3512
    @andreagriffiths3512 5 лет назад +1

    Love It!

  • @kapimanen819
    @kapimanen819 Год назад

    Genius

  • @esrat2508
    @esrat2508 3 года назад +3

    am I the only one who thinks russian arms is always so cute?

  • @amberashman9455
    @amberashman9455 3 года назад +1

    (Foil) In 2017 who was the highest selling musical artist in the US.
    (Petrah) *touches ear* Arianna Grande.