In general, Carl and Mister Stanley could definitely be two psychers duling it out And that plane sketch about the seatbelt light being on can be the navigator arguing with an astartes while traveling through the warp.
@@Tacoguy1000 Maybe if they would just stop slapping ass. I mean it got so bad Kharn had to roast his own men into standing up for themselves against the EC.
@@mordredpendragon1235to be fair most of his crusades were effective from getting recourses or territory but yeah in the grand scheme of things it’s not much
This is pretty representative of why Abaddon spends only about 10% of his time leading from the front, because the other 90% is spent knocking heads together to keep these idiots in line and not killing each other.
"And you say slap ass every time", that's sounds like the perfect emperors children battle cry just a wave of them charging screaming, "SLAP ASS", you'd b happy if they just killed you knowing they're coming 😆
This is absolutely the battle cry of Slaaneshi forces when Slaanesh is feeling jovial. I also feel like it would work as a directed Chaos march on Tzeentch. Slap Ass is great for Slaanesh, Khorne is on board with the slapping, and Nurgle the ass, leaving Tzeentch feeling like the nerd about to be pushed into a locker with an ass so red that Magnus will be called the pale.
“I’m from the First Founding. All I’ve known since I was a little aspirant is to kill Loyalists and slap-ass.” “This is a Black Crusade, Ravenus. We’re all from the First Founding!”
Noise marine after several months of recovery: there's a Titan in the room, and you know I wanna talk aboooout it. See, I had a problem. _It was baaaad_ at my lowest point, I would sneak into a slaanesh's fiend stable; when you find your self at 1AM with your hand in the air an a feral daemons ass in front of your face that's when you know it's bad! *trembles* *other chaos marines grimace pitifully* Noise marine: but i'm ok now! I'm all better guys honestly! Just treat me like i'm normal! New Death guard recruit with some 'spoiled cake:' HEY GUYS! Maybe after a battle victory, we could go dancing, right? BABABABABABAB *throwing it back* noise marine:....... world eater: NO RAFFI! Noise marine: SSSLAAAAAP AAAAAAAAAASSSS!
It would be an Emperor's Children Chaos Marine too 🤣 I could imagine Kharn stopping in the middle of a blood rage because of how uncomfortable he's getting.
Raphi: Okay, hold on one second; let's go to the time-out... *I serve the Ruinous Powers,* okay? All I know since I was given stolen Gene Seed... is to sack loyalist worlds and to say "Slap ass!" every single time I [BEEP]in' slap ass!!! Garcia: *WE ARE CHAOS SPACE MARINES, RAPHI. WE ALL SERVE THE RUINOUS POWERS.*
The model for the Khorne marine looks really frustrated with himself cos of how he's posed. Like "i got 2 hands to cut food and no fingers to pick it up!"
The title implies that they are going to fail to working together. But then the Rubric and Iron Warrior actually have the Berserker's back in this scene.
Now im waiting for a grimdark story about Slaaneshi Chaos warriors that savagely slap the backsides of their enemies while yelling "SLAP ASS" in their gods name.
Slaanesh: "So your brothers did not appreciate your affection. You poor thing. Why don't you try hitting them harder(and deeper) next time, with a clenched fist. I'm sure they will love it... Eventually."
Alpharius just sitting there being imperceptible, trying to make strong no one realizes he's ventriloquising the emperors children into saying the shit he says.
![COLOMBIA vs. CHILE [4-0] | RESUMEN | ELIMINATORIAS SUDAMERICANAS | FECHA 10](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TDjN4W3yy1k/mqdefault.jpg)
I like the touch of the Iron Warrior being the one who kept count of all the wrongs
I'm so glad it wasn't just me: chaos autists represent!
Just like all they're wins against the Imperial Fists
When you gene-seed gives you a +50 to Math skills.
LOGISTICS!!!
Yeah cause they petty like that😂😂🚸
So much potential Emperor's Children content from Key and Peele. Wendell at the sex addiction meeting.
In general, Carl and Mister Stanley could definitely be two psychers duling it out
And that plane sketch about the seatbelt light being on can be the navigator arguing with an astartes while traveling through the warp.
“I hit that…. Sexually…”
We were boning wontly, and doing the drugs
Then an giant eye in space ripped open and sucked the soul out of my entire homeworld
CONSEQUENCES
I really want them to somehow incorporate "HUH HUH HUH HUH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD D? I GOT THAT GOOD D!"
I’d like to see a Wendell Tyranid go off about pizza
You know it's *bad* when the other followers of chaos look at you with utter disgust
It's always the Emperor's Children. Even the Night Lords are sick of this.
@@Tacoguy1000 Maybe if they would just stop slapping ass. I mean it got so bad Kharn had to roast his own men into standing up for themselves against the EC.
Lmao Iron Warrior probably views everyone with disgust
@@Tacoguy1000 Yeah, EC got beef with everybody even themselves.
@@Fifthmiracle Wait, wouldn't that be the WE? What with them literally picking a fight with everything and everything.
Reminder that in-lore, even the edgelord sweatgoblins that are the Dark Eldar think the Emperor's Children are insane and stay away from them
i mean
thats cos they ARE insane
Well.if you are a bdsm eldar you probably know what going to go down
Dark Eldar torture to stay alive, EC torturer because syringing ghost pepper sauce down their cocks just doesn't hit the same anymore.
Not to mention the EC are slaanesh's legion so another really good reason to stay the fuck away when your soul is on the line
Tbf dark eldar are probably worst, they just fear the EC because an eldar is a god damn 7 course boutique feast for them
Ironically, this can be considered PG Slaanesh behavior.
It's like Russians with beer being soda classed.....but with genitalia and hardcore chems
@@stonemanofgardnerville1162 what?
@@TheJerbol look up Russian beer laws circa pre 2018 I think
PG? This is downright G rated behavior for the Emperor's Children.
More like G rated. Like, Bambi but they censored out the whole part of his mom getting shot.
This is why Chaos hasn't rolled the Imperium yet. Too busy slapping ass and arguing with each other
Facts
So much so there's wasn't one black legion marine 🤣 they're Fed Up 🤣🤣
Yup because Abaddon really isn't a great leader
Like who follows a guy who has 10 different crusades against the same enemy and not get anywhere
@@mordredpendragon1235to be fair most of his crusades were effective from getting recourses or territory but yeah in the grand scheme of things it’s not much
@Riven They need a actual leader if chaos is actual gonna win. Not some what a be Horus fucker
"Why the f×ck you countin man?!" is exactly what I'd expect from one of The Emperor's Children.
Orion warriors count stuff and dig holes
This is pretty representative of why Abaddon spends only about 10% of his time leading from the front, because the other 90% is spent knocking heads together to keep these idiots in line and not killing each other.
Pretty sure he's spending that 90% slappin ass, man.
210% lore accurate. Especially the exchange between the Khornate and Slanneshie Marine.
My thoughts. The lore is so deep. ☮️
"And you say slap ass every time", that's sounds like the perfect emperors children battle cry just a wave of them charging screaming, "SLAP ASS", you'd b happy if they just killed you knowing they're coming 😆
This is absolutely the battle cry of Slaaneshi forces when Slaanesh is feeling jovial.
I also feel like it would work as a directed Chaos march on Tzeentch.
Slap Ass is great for Slaanesh, Khorne is on board with the slapping, and Nurgle the ass, leaving Tzeentch feeling like the nerd about to be pushed into a locker with an ass so red that Magnus will be called the pale.
“I’m from the First Founding. All I’ve known since I was a little aspirant is to kill Loyalists and slap-ass.”
“This is a Black Crusade, Ravenus. We’re all from the First Founding!”
YOU SLAP ASS LUCIUS!
Damn it! You beat me to it. Best part of the skit.
I'm tired so I initially read this as "Fist Pounding". While accurate to the emperor's children, probably not what you intended the reader to think.
Little timothius: I’m not
@@riven5677STFU BROTHER TIMOTHIUS, BEFORE I FEED YOU TO THAT CHAOS SPAWN!!
We should’ve had a BLOATED Death Guard marine come in at the end with a big ol’ ass. “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”
Noise marine after several months of recovery: there's a Titan in the room, and you know I wanna talk aboooout it. See, I had a problem. _It was baaaad_ at my lowest point, I would sneak into a slaanesh's fiend stable; when you find your self at 1AM with your hand in the air an a feral daemons ass in front of your face that's when you know it's bad! *trembles*
*other chaos marines grimace pitifully*
Noise marine: but i'm ok now! I'm all better guys honestly! Just treat me like i'm normal!
New Death guard recruit with some 'spoiled cake:' HEY GUYS! Maybe after a battle victory, we could go dancing, right? BABABABABABAB *throwing it back*
noise marine:.......
world eater: NO RAFFI!
Noise marine: SSSLAAAAAP AAAAAAAAAASSSS!
A Slaneeshi chaos marine just slapping ass is being downright respectful of others boundaries
at least he doesn't squeeze after the slap. even chaos marines have boundaries.
They don’t squeeze . . . They just keep the slap going till it’s 8th base
"You slap ass, Garcia!?"
Dude has literal chainsaws for hands
So many key and peele sketches just fit so well in these 40k faction interactions and I'm here for it
No one likes to be alone with the emperors children, and this is why.
This is perfection 😂😂😂 the way he stare off into the distance at the amount of times he slapped ass kills me 0:28
Being a worshiper of Chaos Undivided must be pain in the ass. How are you supposed to unite all of these maniacs?
It is a pain in the ass, specially because of all that ass slapping
That fucking ending man! Had me laughing so bloody hard! XD
It would be an Emperor's Children Chaos Marine too 🤣 I could imagine Kharn stopping in the middle of a blood rage because of how uncomfortable he's getting.
"You're the only slap ass that matters Garcia", and the, "were gonna need bigger boat", reference always kill the most about the slap ass sketches
QUIT PLAYING, MAN! COME GET YOUR SLAP ASS!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've learned just enough lore to be able to keep up with your videos. and it feels good to be on the inside.
This is some Extremely high level of art
Lmao thank you for editing the end exact as expecting. Wow this is on point
Raphi: Okay, hold on one second; let's go to the time-out... *I serve the Ruinous Powers,* okay? All I know since I was given stolen Gene Seed... is to sack loyalist worlds and to say "Slap ass!" every single time I [BEEP]in' slap ass!!!
Garcia: *WE ARE CHAOS SPACE MARINES, RAPHI. WE ALL SERVE THE RUINOUS POWERS.*
"I have a problem"
The list of his addictions and problems would surpass the size of the Imperial Legal Doctrine.
the ending, lmao
Making some WE Terminators and now one is definitely going to be named Garcia.
Man, Slaanesh is too much even for Chaos!
It's always the Emperor's Children who are the little as***les.
Kharn's counter isn't his battlefield kills, it's how many times he has witnessed a member of the Emperor's Children slap ass.
Yes, bring forth more K&P/40k videos!
“Guys, I’m from the Warp. All I know is death to the false emperor and to say slap ass whenever I slap ass!”
“Rafi, we are all from the Warp.”
I love how all our media can fit in 40k lore so well
Calmest World-Eater
He is at a sensitive spot atm, for his ass has been slapped.
XD the Key and Peele skits are just perfect.
Captures the Emperor's Children perfectly. 😄
Inaccurate, Emperors Children don’t ask for permission
do the steampunk one for the eldar
One of your finest "I slap ass!"
This is why I love chaos. The diversity
chaos blood marine have chainsaws for hands but even he can't cut through the awkwardness
In a few years all 40k content will blow up when cavill's show comes out
Soon as I realized what Key and Peele sketch this was I started laughing
even the mightiest of khrones chaos marine had enough🤣
We *NEED* more WH40K/Key and Peele content! This was hilarious lmaoo
if P. Diddy was in sports lol
i have to admit, I've only learned warhammer 40k lore so i could understand these memes
Perfect 100% lore accurate
The model for the Khorne marine looks really frustrated with himself cos of how he's posed. Like "i got 2 hands to cut food and no fingers to pick it up!"
This is absolute gold! 😂😂
What the fuck have I just stumbled on? Oh..greatness. Neat!
Ebori tine 😂😂😂 Key did a great job with that accent lmao
this Warhammer x Key & Peele crossovers is so unexpectedely good😂
The title implies that they are going to fail to working together.
But then the Rubric and Iron Warrior actually have the Berserker's back in this scene.
Well the slap ass guy is obviously an Emperors children.
I know 0 about 40k lore or the games, but I just love these memes.
Emperor's Children drenched in hairgel is pretty onbrand for Slaneeshi Boyz
Space Marine 2 mp matches on chaos side:
The fact that they’re all wearing caps with R for rebellion
I feel like the one who said the amount of times should of be Tzneetch follower
Of course he's a Slanneshi CSM.
typical Slaneesh 😆
Key and Pelees content is so incredible haha
Every interaction between Kharn and Lucius.
🤣🤣 why the call out bruh, why do I relate too much !?
Genius lvl comedy elevated to an chaotic & entropic lvl of comedy. Keep up the good work Sir!
We’ve all been there.
The ending had me
I feel like were losing sight of the fact of this being HERESY!!!
"Four hundrehed twenty shven tihmes"
Best one I've seen, works perfectly
Now im waiting for a grimdark story about Slaaneshi Chaos warriors that savagely slap the backsides of their enemies while yelling "SLAP ASS" in their gods name.
Its always Slaanesh.
Slaanesh: "So your brothers did not appreciate your affection. You poor thing. Why don't you try hitting them harder(and deeper) next time, with a clenched fist. I'm sure they will love it... Eventually."
... "Pride Friendly"... has worn-out its welcome... even in the Warp...
I, and many much more people, *do not* want to know how the "wear and tear" was accomplished in this here instance...
@AK-yy6yf ... lol. I guess there was a little-more friction than I had originally assumed...
This is how advertising should be done for games new games 😂
Of course the freak had to be one of the Emperor's Children.
Wow, the world eater acctualy can talk without shouting and think philosophically
"Ebry tine!"
This is a masterpiece
Ah yes, nothing like good ol' Chaos Slapmarines. Some of them of the Slaapnesh type.
To be fair, they are lucky that he is only slapping their ass and not something even worse
'I have a prooOooblem'
My god look at all the beautiful armour artwork
Alpharius just sitting there being imperceptible, trying to make strong no one realizes he's ventriloquising the emperors children into saying the shit he says.
Emperors children wont admit they have a problem LOL
Could be worse, could be a nurgle legion throwing poop at you.
Definitely what a Slaanesh Marine would do
Just gimme one more
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
Editing gold! 😂
cannot wait for the sequel for this
Yeah, that's definitely a situation that would happen in the horus heresy era preinvasion of terra locker rooms.
Space Marine PVP be like
please do more Key and Peele, there's so much content there for you to use for 40k
And this is why Slaanesh does not tempt me.