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  • @theglem4
    @theglem4 5 лет назад +5880

    Clyde sounds like the nicest, most polite Nazi in the history of Nazism.

    • @louisholden5127
      @louisholden5127 5 лет назад +239

      They often are like that. Just like colonialists; they spend their days sipping tea and eating cucumber sandwiches whilst murdering millions and destroying countries for generations to come.
      Richard Spencer built his whole brand off it. He'll advocate for your deportation or execution whilst smiling and wearing a suit.

    • @stevesproul1627
      @stevesproul1627 5 лет назад +21

      @@louisholden5127 yeah whatever Louis the Nazi hunter! Never met one in your life & never will!

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador 5 лет назад +69

      @@stevesproul1627 I've met nazis (and other forms of racist, and other forms of fascist for that matter) and I can confirm, they're often polite.

    • @christal2641
      @christal2641 5 лет назад +106

      NAZIS -- like most authoritarians -- really like hierarchy, and will normally be VERY POLITE to those with more power. If you are part of the DESPISED GROUP, the Authoritarian will only be polite to hide their true agenda. When enough of the self-appointed SUPERIOR group are gathered together, pretence is dropped and the verbal and physical violence against the Despised escalates.
      Trump's speech and actions have normalized schoolyard bullying, ridicule of the disabled, POWs, & women, etc. Normalizing the milder forms of abuse emboldens the psychopathic minority to commit atrocities. It also deepens the shame and fear and hopelessness of the members of the DESPISED Group.
      In the face of bullying, it is essential that bystanders speak out against it, then and there. We have to support the vulnerable or empower the authoritarians.
      And don't let them excuse any of this as a joke. Read the play "The Firebugs" by Max Friesch. It's hilarious, but also gives chilling insight as to how the NAZIs gained cooperation by "the pious middle class" until it was too late.

    • @stevesproul1627
      @stevesproul1627 5 лет назад +19

      @@christal2641 you speak of Nazis in the present tense, neither you nor any of the above commenters have met a Nazi unless you are all above about 90yo!
      This idiotic, infantile, hysterical & quite frankly bloody dangerous trend of accusing anyone with right leaning views of being a Nazi or fascist or any of the other silly buzzword accusations is well out of hand, please don't make me bring up communism! Everybody needs to calm the hell down!

  • @denisp8432
    @denisp8432 5 лет назад +4062

    "After the racist tweets that surfaced we've sadly kicked Clyde out of the klan"

    • @madarauchiwas7
      @madarauchiwas7 5 лет назад +146

      I mean, the situation was getting tense between the clan and Clyde's new roomate Jamali anyway, so... Clyde was not that disappointed

    • @YouCareMoreThanMe
      @YouCareMoreThanMe 5 лет назад +5

      🙌🏼😂

    • @continuousself-improvement1879
      @continuousself-improvement1879 4 года назад +43

      Clyde got a stern warning and is now undergoing de-sensitivity training where he has to go "yuck" "boo" at pictures of nonwhite children, even the cute ones holding a puppy.

    • @legendaryunclecabral2522
      @legendaryunclecabral2522 4 года назад +21

      You did what? Now he is going to make his own Ku Clyde Klan.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 года назад

      😂

  • @mkatseal
    @mkatseal 5 лет назад +11246

    When racism clashes with southern hospitality

    • @layladventures
      @layladventures 5 лет назад +204

      this comment is underrated, needs more likes 😂😂😂

    • @phronesis2471
      @phronesis2471 5 лет назад +31

      @Colin Cleveland so your saying if my great great grandma owned a slave I'm a racist or am I misinterpreting this

    • @phronesis2471
      @phronesis2471 5 лет назад +13

      @Colin Cleveland nope I'm still retarded I don't understand a damn thing said

    • @bruhh5437
      @bruhh5437 5 лет назад +40

      @Colin Cleveland but muslims abolished slavery in the middle east making it illegal while the prophet and his companions ruled

    • @phronesis2471
      @phronesis2471 5 лет назад +5

      Just reread them yeah I understand I wrote those at like 4 in the morning

  • @UltimaPowers
    @UltimaPowers 5 лет назад +3157

    Used to do stand up with this guy about 10 years ago, he is the nicest dude ever. So happy to see him doing well.

    • @stanleynona8330
      @stanleynona8330 5 лет назад +8

      What's his name?

    • @stanleynona8330
      @stanleynona8330 5 лет назад +4

      @Sal Vulcano thanks bruh

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 5 лет назад +16

      He wasn't funny. His story is over-the-top fake.

    • @donwanna3906
      @donwanna3906 5 лет назад +173

      @@NinjaSushi2 Are you replying to every comment thread with "he isn't funny...?" Damn, find a different hobby.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +4

      ninja: It isn't. I watched his swho.
      Oh, you mean the FB story? Well, who knows. But it's funny, anyhow.

  • @daanishmanzoor1
    @daanishmanzoor1 5 лет назад +3890

    * *Clyde has been kicked from the Klan* *

    • @JuanNajera44
      @JuanNajera44 5 лет назад +9

      Hahahahahaha

    • @timeless215
      @timeless215 5 лет назад +17

      Clash of clans flashbacks. Never again. NEVER AGAIN.

    • @SP-dj9kl
      @SP-dj9kl 5 лет назад +8

      *What Clyde*. This guy is talking about people who aren't Neo Nazis, but instead are normal minded people who see that when a guy with a beard and a Quran in his back pocket he's maybe about 300x more likely than a normal person to blow himself up, or kill a person, or commit a sex crime.

    • @daanishmanzoor1
      @daanishmanzoor1 5 лет назад +25

      S P Bro we get it, you're smart. Just allow the Clyde comment.

    • @daanishmanzoor1
      @daanishmanzoor1 5 лет назад +38

      S P lmfao go back to your psychology 101 book and try that on someone who can't see through it.

  • @amstevens23
    @amstevens23 3 года назад +1390

    "England use to be the best at racism? What happened?"
    Me: They moved to America.

    • @emre05x
      @emre05x 3 года назад +54

      And Australia

    • @Bratzismylife
      @Bratzismylife 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @Bratzismylife
      @Bratzismylife 3 года назад +2

      @@emre05x really?

    • @59missedcalls
      @59missedcalls 3 года назад +27

      @@Bratzismylife yes. Australia is like the little brother of American racism. Took inspiration from America (the older brother) and made their actions a little more annoying.

    • @niceguy7times
      @niceguy7times 3 года назад +6

      Thank goodness there is safe muslim countries to go to.

  • @pwnerj
    @pwnerj 5 лет назад +4294

    That's just kinda how you deal with racists. Be unfazed and talk to 'em like they're a friend. Nothing either defuses or further frustrates a racist like someone of a different skin color being reasonable.

    • @ShepardCommander
      @ShepardCommander 5 лет назад +35

      Not true, that just makes them stop being racist. If you wanna really change the world, thats what you should be doing tho

    • @iss2075
      @iss2075 5 лет назад +121

      @@ShepardCommander Being nice won't make them forget everything about genetic racial differences that they've read. You can be as nice as you want, but they'll still be thinking "85% members of X race don't have gene #67930" in their heads.

    • @ShepardCommander
      @ShepardCommander 5 лет назад +91

      @@iss2075 I changed countless racist peoples minds by just being around them. Not by "being nice", but by exposing them to other races and cultures and having them realise by themselves that there is no actual difference besides skin colour. Believe what you will though, if you want to alienate yourself from other people and shout "racist", "homophobe", "sexist" be my guest.
      I could tell you 100's of stories why these racist people are racist, and how it can be overcome. Of course some people are just pieces of shit, but that's another thing, and they don't represent even 1% of these people. "Genetic racial differences that they read" is rarely a reason for people to be racist.

    • @iss2075
      @iss2075 5 лет назад +6

      @@ShepardCommander There are genetic racial differences. It's been scientifically proven. So your belief that all races are the same except for their skin colour is wrong. The hair, noses, ears, eye colours, muscles, bones, genitals, BRAINS, glands, lips, teeth, skulls, feet, etc. are different too.

    • @ShepardCommander
      @ShepardCommander 5 лет назад +51

      @@iss2075 Sure if you wanna be technical. Does any of that matter though? At the end of the day, that isn't the reason why racists are racists. walk a mile with them lol.

  • @lordadamson
    @lordadamson 5 лет назад +2672

    I remember getting into an argument on Facebook and Canadian guy sent me a picture of a body that is cut to pieces and put in a bucket and had Arabic words in it. He said if you don't shut up I'll cut you into pieces. I told him this is a horrible threat because you're in Canada and I'm right here in Egypt you can't possibly do that to me over the internet. Then the conversation went on for a while and we ended up exchanging Skype because he wanted to practice his English and I my French. 🤷

    • @gigiarmany
      @gigiarmany 5 лет назад +49

      🤦🏾‍♀️🤣😂

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 5 лет назад +79

      And did the Arabic words mean what he thought they meant?

    • @bebrave1622
      @bebrave1622 5 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 5 лет назад +379

      @@tobybartels8426
      *Un-Canadian prick:* I even threw in some of your words to emphasise my threat!
      *The Arabic words:* _Live, laugh, love._

    • @impalabeeper
      @impalabeeper 5 лет назад +12

      Are you serious? XD

  • @tacticaltoast6721
    @tacticaltoast6721 5 лет назад +377

    This man started with a death threat and ended with a sleepover

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 5 лет назад +181

    3:22 Did he...just tried to use a Neo-Nazi for couch surfing ?

  • @hannah5720
    @hannah5720 6 лет назад +2555

    “Can I stay at yours?” “Can I stay at your mums?”😂😂

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 5 лет назад +6

      “Can I stay at yours?”

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 5 лет назад +27

      This type of people ALWAYS live with their mums.

    • @trollfacenationalist3653
      @trollfacenationalist3653 5 лет назад +1

      You guys are idiots. People are watching this and the Nazis are packing heat at the LIBERALS even much more! You're supposed to ease the tensions! These Nazi terrorists aren't ordinary people, they've straight connections which will trigger other people's hatred and make the entire society more vulnerable to attacks. You were warned.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +19

      Troll: It's pretty hard to ease tensions with nazis. But this guy actually did that, with at least one Nazi guy whom he met. And then he actually convinced the guy on FB to let him stay with him. I mean, if that is not easing tensions, what the heck is?

    • @trollfacenationalist3653
      @trollfacenationalist3653 5 лет назад +1

      It's not the Nazis i'm worried about, it's those goddamn Leftist Elite Politicians who's screwing our country for their benefits!!! D:

  • @EzioHanitore
    @EzioHanitore 3 года назад +418

    Honestly i would watch an entire sitcom about a black British man and an American neo nazi being forced to live together 😂

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 3 года назад +13

      I think there legit was a "racist people meet & live with nonwhites" reality show on British TV but I cannot remember the name of it now.

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 3 года назад +2

      The Odd Couple, 2021. XD

    • @saltynutsman1
      @saltynutsman1 3 года назад +3

      How about a cat and a mouse cartoon? Or a black American cop and a Chinese cop solve a kidnapping? Or a black Asian family move next door to a old British white man? Let the hilarity ensue. You must me a sitcom writer.

    • @666m111
      @666m111 3 года назад

      You do realise that many of the black English are extremely racist towards white people, right?

    • @miamijim5964
      @miamijim5964 3 года назад +4

      @@666m111 Can you prove that.. I lived in London and met many Black people who did not seem to hate me just because I was white... I did however go to Scotland and met a scot who wanted to kill me because I was English.

  • @RedFormanOG
    @RedFormanOG 5 лет назад +1512

    That race connoisseur line was a little wink to dave chapelle, well played.

    • @ras_krystafari3333
      @ras_krystafari3333 5 лет назад +15

      Thank you, someone who can read. Most egos are too inflated to notice the tip of exchange.

    • @Pinkclouds512
      @Pinkclouds512 5 лет назад +17

      The race connoisseur and the hand action? That’s the exact same thing how is that just a little wink?

    • @ladyday3115
      @ladyday3115 5 лет назад +20

      Wanderingjew yeah that smelled a lot more like straight up quoting

    • @tengkuadam1399
      @tengkuadam1399 5 лет назад +13

      He even did the "muah" thing like Dave

    • @nicolash.4458
      @nicolash.4458 5 лет назад +24

      Yeah, I’m no rip-off connaisseur but when I suspect a rip-off, I search for comments that validate my impression.

  • @RhysJ171
    @RhysJ171 5 лет назад +525

    His series is called “Hate Thy Neighbour” on Vice btw.

    • @seemsfishy23
      @seemsfishy23 4 года назад +1

      John Doe stfu, Clyde

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 4 года назад +10

      @John Doe Hi John! Coming to the States soon, can I stay at yours?

    • @MOJOE85
      @MOJOE85 3 года назад +1

      Bro thank you I really wanted to see the show after he mentioned it

    • @rikhihundle8815
      @rikhihundle8815 3 года назад +1

      @@MOJOE85 idk why he said he didn't like it, I actually enjoyed it. He actually tried talking to and educated these people rather than just listen

    • @pvp6077
      @pvp6077 3 года назад

      Thanks i immediately wanted to find this and watch it

  • @TheHorseOutside
    @TheHorseOutside 5 лет назад +639

    Best “replying to” bit I’ve seen since James Veitch

  • @theraven5850
    @theraven5850 5 лет назад +830

    That would be the greatest TV show if they taped him staying at Clyde's. :-P

    • @Touchii
      @Touchii 5 лет назад +7

      That would be something

    • @brodiebligh4828
      @brodiebligh4828 5 лет назад +3

      The Raven Best sitcom ever

    • @ashlynadventures912
      @ashlynadventures912 5 лет назад +4

      Laughing so hard right now and making up a theme song in my head

    • @fiddygd8304
      @fiddygd8304 5 лет назад +2

      @@ashlynadventures912 Help help help me out help help help me out, let me stay at yours!

    • @rabim106
      @rabim106 5 лет назад

      The Raven Lmfaooooo

  • @YouCareMoreThanMe
    @YouCareMoreThanMe 5 лет назад +787

    Bloody hell, the nazi’s giving me solutions 😂

  • @saga960
    @saga960 3 года назад +20

    Clyde thought he had an enemy, but he just made a valuable friendship. Wholesome.

  • @w.m.aslam-author
    @w.m.aslam-author 5 лет назад +1605

    He needs to visit Israel, South Africa or Australia, as their racism is preserved like no other.

    • @jamilaamry9330
      @jamilaamry9330 5 лет назад +88

      South africa blacks, whites, coloreds and indians are all racist i live in SA

    • @TheWinezen
      @TheWinezen 5 лет назад +140

      yea but he is looking for fresh made racism not the ones that have been cured or smoked.

    • @liamscott1905
      @liamscott1905 5 лет назад +56

      Cries about racism whist spreading antisemitic conspiracies about Israel.

    • @universoulman5558
      @universoulman5558 5 лет назад +112

      @@liamscott1905 yeah those Jews are super racist

    • @Mralways
      @Mralways 5 лет назад +267

      Lol yeah that conspiracy theory about Israel implementing apartheid and oppressing Palestinians and immigrant Africans. That ole ‘conspiracy’, not like it’s been documented by EVERY HUMAN RIGHTS ORGANISATION IN THE WORLD OH WAIT WHAT NO
      It has.

  • @who818
    @who818 5 лет назад +956

    Land niggah🤣🤣🤣

    • @familyman831
      @familyman831 5 лет назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 4 года назад +3

      Sand*

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 года назад +32

      @@ghristophermyers666 Did you watch the video?

    • @TrNdke
      @TrNdke 4 года назад

      💀

    • @sneakerhead6625
      @sneakerhead6625 3 года назад +10

      they called him a sand n*gg* and he was like “no that’s the wrong terrain mate” 😭

  • @sneakerhead6625
    @sneakerhead6625 3 года назад +10

    this series was awesome! The bravery of Jamali when he was in dangerous situations, he kept on with the comedy and the filming. I honestly love his personality

  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 5 лет назад +527

    Referencing Dave Chappelle is a major win.
    This went in a totally British direction with it. Top marks

    • @petitio_principii
      @petitio_principii 5 лет назад +3

      Chappelle, "open racism in America" ruclips.net/video/x8fkv1UQcPg/видео.html

    • @bab427
      @bab427 5 лет назад +8

      You say referencing, I think you mean copying.

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador 5 лет назад +25

      @@bab427 It's hardly copying if he just used one line of the setup and didn't touch the punchline.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 4 года назад +2

      @Vincent Coccotti No, it's an homage.

    • @Mralways
      @Mralways 4 года назад

      @@TequilaToothpick donkeys dont speak culture

  • @sarahbankstheoriginal9797
    @sarahbankstheoriginal9797 6 лет назад +857

    I liked that show hate thy neighbour because he points out the absurdity of racism....and how cowardly they really are!

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 лет назад +31

      Racist aren't cowards they are just misinformed. It isn't fear that drives them forward it's hate and anger. You don't persuad a racist to see their error unless you talk to them, expose them to other cultures.

    • @sarahbankstheoriginal9797
      @sarahbankstheoriginal9797 6 лет назад +28

      @@elias_xp95 and he does talk to them....and asks questions....I didn't say anything to the contrary.

    • @CynthiaFrawley
      @CynthiaFrawley 6 лет назад +19

      I think my favorite episode is with the "nice" Nazis. By the end of the episode...the 'dad' - who had biracial kids somewhere apparently - had his wheels turning...because Jamali wasn't the 'Satan' he believed. Amazing stuff. @@sarahbankstheoriginal9797

    • @vksepe
      @vksepe 5 лет назад +55

      @oyinbo peppe The Chinese arent exactly known for their manners either. XD There are bad eggs in all races. Look at the Brits who destroy the South of Spain every Summer.

    • @Yunghamz
      @Yunghamz 5 лет назад +23

      @oyinbo peppe Nice imagination. Would make for a nice story time for a nursery run by racists.

  • @Ph8lan
    @Ph8lan 5 лет назад +566

    Again, no name of the comedian in the title

    • @lilguyonhiswaytothemall
      @lilguyonhiswaytothemall 5 лет назад +55

      His name's in the description my dude, he's called Jamali Maddix.

    • @mrcloopthethird618
      @mrcloopthethird618 5 лет назад +16

      He so says his own name about five times in the video.

    • @BigHenFor
      @BigHenFor 5 лет назад +9

      You don't know how to use RUclips? Lol

    • @CecileVeillard
      @CecileVeillard 5 лет назад +48

      Agreed - they should totally credit the comedian in the title. It's not hard to do.

    • @billythepigeon7345
      @billythepigeon7345 4 года назад +3

      Is it really that hard to read the description. Lazy fucks

  • @user-ty6pu6fh1n
    @user-ty6pu6fh1n 5 лет назад +1469

    It's cute how offended nazis are by this.

    • @smishyt
      @smishyt 5 лет назад +2

      @@dominantpersona3326 IKR! All those puns he used to make.

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 5 лет назад +28

      It wasn't funny. His story is over-the-top fake.

    • @the_gray_bush345
      @the_gray_bush345 5 лет назад +8

      Aloha snack bar

    • @user-ty6pu6fh1n
      @user-ty6pu6fh1n 5 лет назад +30

      Derek Lowe lol if you say so darling.

    • @the_gray_bush345
      @the_gray_bush345 5 лет назад +7

      And to be more real ... you are violating Islamic law right now by being on the Internet. By enjoying this comedy. By being a woman and speaking to a man in such a manner and speaking to a man in general. Good luck with all that

  • @simransidhu3444
    @simransidhu3444 6 лет назад +2082

    People need to stop nicking Dave Chapelle’s “racism connoisseur” joke.

    • @cheesuscheetos4076
      @cheesuscheetos4076 6 лет назад +77

      Absolutely spot on.

    • @ryno1509
      @ryno1509 6 лет назад +190

      They change it and add to it it’s not exactly stealing

    • @ChaosX2Limited
      @ChaosX2Limited 6 лет назад +197

      I mean Chappell may have made the term famous but Jamali did it his way through his lenses, Dave wasn't the first person to do those kind of jokes I heard comedians like Eddie Murphy do those kinda jokes way before and Eddie probably got it from someone else, most if not all Comedians do topics others have done before and probably borrowed a couple of lines here and there

    • @jackyoh971
      @jackyoh971 6 лет назад +65

      Because you think in real life there is only one racism connoisseur I'm a racism connoisseur myself...

    • @simransidhu3444
      @simransidhu3444 6 лет назад +19

      Korra Martell, me too. I’ve had the full gamut of racism from sideways glances to an all out physical attack with people (yes, as in plural) popping full soda cans and lobbing them at me like grenades. And that doesn’t even cover what my loved ones have been through.
      But that was never my point.
      My point was that the whole kissing of the fingers like a chef while referring to oneself as a “racism connoisseur” appears to be a straight lift from one of Dave Chapelle’s classic sets, and is one I have seen replicated by several non-white comedians.
      I’m not attacking the concept. I’m simply critiquing their craft, as I’d like to see new comedic analogies instead of just recycling well known stuff made popular by legends like Chapelle.

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 5 лет назад +95

    Goddamn it. Who keeps letting Alabama get on the internet?

  • @masuganut2082
    @masuganut2082 3 года назад +10

    I’m American and I’m not racist but I know so many are and I cannot imagine how difficult and scary it is to feel so hated simply for your skin color. That being said, your little kiss thing made me laugh at loud. I’m so happy you made something negative that happened to you in to something so positive. You definitely have a gift. I’m gonna go search for you on here to watch more cuz you’re hilarious ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 6 лет назад +701

    First time seeing this guy, and he's so hilarious.

    • @ArsenicCriminal
      @ArsenicCriminal 5 лет назад +3

      ChaoticDoll watch his vice special it’s funny af

    • @SP-dj9kl
      @SP-dj9kl 5 лет назад

      No he ain't, he's calling anybody who hates him a neo nazi because that's relevant somehow - people like him cheered when grande concert children got blown up. Think about that.

    • @whoreofdragonstone1031
      @whoreofdragonstone1031 5 лет назад +11

      S P u sound like a pissed right winger😭

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 лет назад +9

      @@SP-dj9kl he had a show on viceland called hate thy neighbour where he literally went to hate groups and interviewed their members while attending their rallies. The show was on for a while. You're categorically false is you think these people waving swastika flags aren't neo-nazis.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +2

      SP: I watched his show. He met real Nazis. As for the rest, I have no idea what you are talking about.

  • @bottedon60fps98
    @bottedon60fps98 4 года назад +9

    This has to be one of my most favourite live at the Apollo. It’s brilliant from start to finish and Jamli tells it a perfectly, makes me laugh every time 🤟🙏🤙

  • @janetDT1904
    @janetDT1904 4 года назад +36

    "Can I stay at your Mom's?" 😂 I can't breathe

  • @ras_krystafari3333
    @ras_krystafari3333 5 лет назад +102

    Hey everyone i asked Dave and he gave his approval to use the words, racist and connoisseur in combination without it depleting his stock of them

  • @jonnyhenrikson
    @jonnyhenrikson 5 лет назад +19

    Fair play. I haven't heard his material before but he had me in stitches.

  • @414rl
    @414rl 6 лет назад +1637

    i havent laughed this hard in ages lmao

    • @deplorabled1695
      @deplorabled1695 5 лет назад +27

      Watch more comedy.

    • @414rl
      @414rl 5 лет назад +8

      @@deplorabled1695 bahahahaha I love trolls 😂😂😂 they think their comments are so important

    • @deplorabled1695
      @deplorabled1695 5 лет назад +21

      @@414rl I'm not trolling. This guy is average. My opinion is just as relevant as you Mr Minor YT starlet.

    • @414rl
      @414rl 5 лет назад +8

      @@deplorabled1695 awww you think i am minor yt starlet that is so sweet lol i know you meant it as an insult but that was so nice i never was called that before ;) it is great to have opinions and if they were about the comedy that would be fine but your comment was on me not on the vid I hope you have a great week and a good start to the new year

    • @jimbosayer1
      @jimbosayer1 5 лет назад +1

      Can’t imagine why!

  • @mixflip
    @mixflip 5 лет назад +50

    Now that is comedy at its purists. I laughed out loud!

  • @tajimaandyasai6103
    @tajimaandyasai6103 5 лет назад +33

    When you’re hospitable even when you’re threatened.

  • @misscool37
    @misscool37 5 лет назад +46

    Lmao I liked this guy within 5 seconds of watching this.Dont even know if he can deliver yet😂😂

  • @euthypro8531
    @euthypro8531 5 лет назад +78

    *Clyde has left the Klan*

  • @TheRazorTongue
    @TheRazorTongue 5 лет назад +102

    When he said I’m going to put you under?
    I would’ve wrote back you’re anesthesiologist?

    • @Sulueti
      @Sulueti 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Macaroth1
      @Macaroth1 4 года назад

      I wouldn't do that.
      I mean it's funny, but I doubt many Nazis understand the word anesthesiologist.

    • @Tidaveel
      @Tidaveel 3 года назад +2

      It started out looking like a death threat and ended up like a claim on the top-bunkbed

  • @kirmityou
    @kirmityou 5 лет назад +92

    You maybe should put his name in the title of the video, just thinking...

  • @Beforeitsgone00
    @Beforeitsgone00 5 лет назад +141

    British audience: laughs the same way every time

    • @darkmaddness1
      @darkmaddness1 5 лет назад +9

      Who ever created lough tracks should die.. I can never unhear it ever

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 года назад +12

      What other ways are there to laugh?

    • @freshfrozen3035
      @freshfrozen3035 4 года назад +3

      @@johnmartinez7440 init

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 4 года назад +14

      @@darkmaddness1 The British don't really use laugh tracks though. It's kind of a myth.

    • @waqasahmed939
      @waqasahmed939 4 года назад +1

      @@TequilaToothpick We do for some shows like the IT crowd tbf

  • @thefinnishbolshevik2404
    @thefinnishbolshevik2404 5 лет назад +329

    The racism connoisseur thing is from Dave Chapel

    • @chrismanley4981
      @chrismanley4981 5 лет назад +6

      All jokes are stolen,I don't think he is the first to read out messages either

    • @dasfreshyo
      @dasfreshyo 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah. He copied Dave

    • @laurent1144
      @laurent1144 5 лет назад +12

      @@dasfreshyo He went in a different direction

    • @monam5962
      @monam5962 5 лет назад

      I said the same thing when I heard him .
      Dave Chappelle is the Boss !

    • @deboss142
      @deboss142 5 лет назад

      Chappelle*

  • @ledseblin
    @ledseblin 4 года назад +63

    As a German, may I just say wtf YOU used to be the best in racism????

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 года назад +22

      PoliClips bruh you were the best in racism for 12 years, Britain was racisting for centuries

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 4 года назад +1

      @@margaritam.9118 As was the USA.

    • @leonardpearlman4017
      @leonardpearlman4017 4 года назад +7

      OK, no need to get COMPETITIVE about it!

    • @jamesleon4883
      @jamesleon4883 4 года назад +2

      You took the joke too far and ruined it for everyone.

    • @pirateman1144
      @pirateman1144 4 года назад +5

      @@milascave2 Our racisting was so good that we MADE America. Beat that!

  • @pauldriscoll6319
    @pauldriscoll6319 5 лет назад +13

    This guy is amazing. one of the most down to earth and funny, more of this will do good for the world.

  • @moneyvon184
    @moneyvon184 5 лет назад +288

    How do they laugh and stop so damn fast??? 🤔

    • @eloise1923
      @eloise1923 5 лет назад +38

      Because they don't laugh longer than they need to

    • @gabrielstormmaila9570
      @gabrielstormmaila9570 5 лет назад +16

      They want to hear More

    • @Tombrosapien
      @Tombrosapien 5 лет назад +44

      Because they’re not American.

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 5 лет назад +7

      Just because it was recorded live doesn’t mean it isn’t edited. Dont believe everything you see on TV.

    • @ellmatic
      @ellmatic 5 лет назад +34

      The sound guy is just increasing and lowering the sound of the audience laughing (the tracks of the mics that are on the audience).

  • @biancat7761
    @biancat7761 5 лет назад +29

    Watch that video where that black guy ended up being invited to a kkk meeting from Craigslist. Sooo good

  • @AbulHussain-hh9rg
    @AbulHussain-hh9rg 5 лет назад +61

    Clyde sounds like a nice chap. Wouldn’t mind spending a weekend at his place myself.

  • @jaykay5086
    @jaykay5086 5 лет назад +22

    “When I travel, I live like a local”

  • @lunalea1250
    @lunalea1250 4 года назад +4

    "I shan't get any death threats", brill!😂

  • @helenamoniqueclarke8135
    @helenamoniqueclarke8135 6 лет назад +70

    LOL...lovely. And it is a weird way to end a threat... agreed.

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 4 года назад +8

    That short conversation might've converted Clyde to a decent human being

  • @ainzooalgown2459
    @ainzooalgown2459 6 лет назад +336

    Applaud This Mans Beard

    • @Nomnomnom165
      @Nomnomnom165 6 лет назад +26

      Muslim, Jewish or Christian... You gotta respect man's beard

    • @alanstevens8306
      @alanstevens8306 5 лет назад

      Yesss

    • @MsZephyra
      @MsZephyra 5 лет назад +17

      @@thegreenwave6741 Oh I get it...so people who oppress and kill others due to misinformation and prejudice deserve to be oppressed and killed due to misinformation and prejudice. Got it!

    • @thegreenwave6741
      @thegreenwave6741 5 лет назад +1

      @@MsZephyra you're going to have to explain that strawman argument to me. Sharia law says to kill gays, and hit women if they disobey their husbands. We're not cool with that here in the West. Who would defend that?

    • @Nomnomnom165
      @Nomnomnom165 5 лет назад +7

      @@thegreenwave6741 Muslims don't do that either cuz chill

  • @freddymcfred17
    @freddymcfred17 5 лет назад +17

    My God, what kind of thoughts must be going through that Nazi's head by the end of this conversation?

    • @johnriggs4929
      @johnriggs4929 5 лет назад

      None - the 'Nazi' probably fell asleep ...

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 года назад +2

      plot twist, it's the nazi's GF trying to get some better D...

  • @theily1724
    @theily1724 5 лет назад +2

    This is why we NEED comedians.

  • @farmersautisticwife3952
    @farmersautisticwife3952 5 лет назад +6

    I’m a farmer’s wife. I love inviting militant angry anti-farming vegans to the farm. The responses are hilarious. I’m always nice though...

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 5 лет назад +36

    I love how the racist guy literally makes it easier for this guy to stay in Atlanta. Pretty damn funny

  • @roundsout1557
    @roundsout1557 5 лет назад +3

    I love the fact that Middle Eastern comedy is making a bigger presence because it breaks down barriers for those who are willing to change and this particular joke is very close to home my family is a southern family when I was growing up I found out they were very very steeply immersed into the clan so when I bring my first girlfriend over who just happened to be black well you can kind of tell how that went but I find it particularly funny that even the most staunch racist has to laugh now and then !

  • @chubbyBunny94
    @chubbyBunny94 5 лет назад +12

    I mean, I didn't 'lol' but I blew air from my nostrils a few times - that good enough for me

  • @FrozenPureRose
    @FrozenPureRose 6 лет назад +34

    LOL This is lovely, loved the ending of that story. XD

  • @bumblebee2956
    @bumblebee2956 3 года назад +2

    This guy is so amazing to make his haters cry for him

  • @RichardTuckman
    @RichardTuckman 6 лет назад +236

    I just saw that opening in a Dave Chappelle act.

  • @rafipatwary7874
    @rafipatwary7874 5 лет назад +52

    “Canada has left the chat”

    • @ToudaHell
      @ToudaHell 5 лет назад +3

      Canada have racism. Go to Quebec. He'll find all the racism. Says an Ontarian.

    • @skywalker01974
      @skywalker01974 5 лет назад

      @@ToudaHell if you want so serious vintage racism come to beautiful downtown winnipeg and meet our wonderfull assortment of first nations people you wont be disapointed.

  • @rolandmorales7609
    @rolandmorales7609 5 лет назад +2

    Made my day! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @cleanbishop7874
    @cleanbishop7874 5 лет назад +9

    Lowkey widh we got a documentary of him taking up this offer now, wouldn't it be hilarious?

  • @chief_exe
    @chief_exe 4 года назад +6

    Not gone lie would make an interesting sitcom.

  • @dresdenkiller
    @dresdenkiller 4 года назад +1

    If true, this is the most heart warming thing I have seen in a long time. Love and good humor, and you can even cure a Nazi

  • @richardcantin412
    @richardcantin412 5 лет назад +4

    OMG!!!! I actually laughed out loud. Now everyone is starring at me......

    • @not_riley
      @not_riley 5 лет назад

      Richard Cantin congratulations.

  • @END1ndu5tr135
    @END1ndu5tr135 5 лет назад +10

    I'm mad that his name wasn't in the title. I wanted to see what other shows he had.

    • @HashimAziz1
      @HashimAziz1 5 лет назад +3

      It's in the description. His name is Jamali Maddix and the show he's talking about is the one he does for Vice

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 года назад

      Why are people so incapable of checking a description box? If you can get an internet subscription and a job to pay for that internet subscription, you can click the description button.

  • @dlighted8861
    @dlighted8861 5 лет назад +2

    That was freaking hilarious.
    Very witty.

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 6 лет назад +112

    I've always said, racism isn't my problem...
    If you hate me because my body produces more melanin than you, you're going to go home and complain that you saw a black person walking down the street... I'm going to go home and make a nice vegan mince and pasta, play some F1 on the computer... Maybe break out the magic wand and imagine Rachel Maddow and Ellen Degeneres have me tied up and... Well... Things happen... But I digress...
    Even if I get turned down for a job, my attitude is that one of your competitors will employ me and I'll make it my mission to put you out of business... I've done it before!

    • @Mashamazzi
      @Mashamazzi 5 лет назад +16

      Ew, a vegan

    • @benratcliffe6307
      @benratcliffe6307 5 лет назад +5

      By all accounts, if you’re a vegan you shouldn’t need to be tied up..

    • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
      @Michelle_Schu-blacka 5 лет назад +1

      @@benratcliffe6307 ?

    • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
      @Michelle_Schu-blacka 5 лет назад +2

      @King Richard the Lionheart F1 is incredibly relaxing for me.
      I get into a zone and the rest of the world disappears.

    • @lucascrass4531
      @lucascrass4531 5 лет назад

      @Enemy Of moron he will do the same thing he said about racism, you didn't get ir

  • @ledjend
    @ledjend 5 лет назад +3

    That was the most reasonable nazi ever!! 😂

  • @chaplaincullerton1265
    @chaplaincullerton1265 5 лет назад

    World peace! You go dude. Thank you 😊 one laugh at a time⭐️

  • @tarvisbickler3787
    @tarvisbickler3787 5 лет назад +74

    I think Chappelle would approve,
    Most humor is recycled material.

    • @sarahalfrhan
      @sarahalfrhan 5 лет назад

      Tarvis Bickler yeppppp i was looking for this comment , his comedy is a copy of dave chappelle show

    • @Aoneify
      @Aoneify 5 лет назад +6

      Most humor comes from real life and in real life people of color need to be connoisseurs if race relations...

    • @awokenv7302
      @awokenv7302 5 лет назад +2

      Not if their good comics, Joe Rogan called out that mexican for it

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 5 лет назад

      awoken V Honduran

    • @delonewolf6299
      @delonewolf6299 5 лет назад

      @@awokenv7302 "that mexican" who are you refering to?

  • @geraldmatthew178
    @geraldmatthew178 5 лет назад +1

    People can choose to be offended or take this as the comedy it is. Bravo

  • @MrLuna098
    @MrLuna098 3 года назад +4

    The “racism connoisseur” bit is from Dave Chappell, just changed to have a UK perspective

  • @stugiii9494
    @stugiii9494 5 лет назад +10

    apparently stealing jokes is "referencing" nowadays

  • @khunigan
    @khunigan 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 "Ok u can stay @ mine". I still wouldn't go. 🤔

  • @thorghanudha6550
    @thorghanudha6550 3 года назад +3

    Isn't this proof that most hate can be overcome with communication? Lol.

  • @Matsumae_Taiyo555
    @Matsumae_Taiyo555 5 лет назад +8

    Dude you just changed my atitude concerning conversations with nazis on youtube (omg there are so many). Just got pissed at one 20 minutes ago. Mistake.

  • @banterboss6774
    @banterboss6774 5 лет назад

    I love it when it's a show at the apollo, presented by BBC

  • @Belalbham
    @Belalbham 5 лет назад +5

    Lmao. I wanna meet Clyde. He's like the most loveable nazi ever

  • @maddychurchhouse4556
    @maddychurchhouse4556 5 лет назад +11

    Comedian: *standard comedy about a common experience*
    Conservatives: WE'RE BEING ATTACKED, FAKE NEWS,, NOT FUNNY

    • @balls4992
      @balls4992 5 лет назад

      Funny thing is THATS HOW YOU ACT.
      We know have take things like a man not like a feminist 😃

    • @aharonaryeh4049
      @aharonaryeh4049 5 лет назад

      Not one conservative said that.

  • @HOTPOCKET789
    @HOTPOCKET789 3 года назад +1

    For those who don't know, the show he was talking about was Hate Thy Neighbor on Vice. One of my favorites on VICELAND

  • @saraaljumaah6394
    @saraaljumaah6394 5 лет назад +6

    Everyone knows Britain racism is a whole another level
    Loved the stand up tho lol

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 5 лет назад

      Americans are racist like no other. They have used black people to build the country, influence every music style, sport and cultural movement spawned in North America and institutionalize the racism in every facet of society. American’s being doing it dirty since the 17th Century, bruv.

    • @jdlc903
      @jdlc903 3 года назад

      Racism in arab countries is a whole other level

  • @hick3y1
    @hick3y1 6 лет назад +183

    Stole the connoisseur bit from Dave chappelle but ok....

    • @wyterabitt2149
      @wyterabitt2149 5 лет назад +28

      I really doubt it. Of course it is not impossible, but "*insert anything* connoisseur" is a basic joke format for anything.
      And I know I have heard it in a comedy club a looong time ago, it was in reference to the person saying it that time (talking about someone coming up with a ridiculous amount of different racist insults, he was "impressed" and refereed to the person as that) but it is still the same thing.

    • @wriches
      @wriches 5 лет назад +8

      @@wyterabitt2149 agreed, it's quite a "basic" line. And in Chappelle's case, it's the delivery that makes it.

    • @crucified_to_the_world
      @crucified_to_the_world 5 лет назад +6

      "Stole"; it's literally just a part of a bit. Anyway, jokes aren't property

    • @um22w22
      @um22w22 5 лет назад +2

      It’s so obvious it’s not stealing anymore.

    • @um22w22
      @um22w22 5 лет назад +4

      connor Stealing jokes hurts if you make a living out of it. That’s why Chappelle locks phones until his special airs. To protect his property.

  • @sadisticsquirrels2474
    @sadisticsquirrels2474 5 лет назад

    This is so much better than answering hate with hate.

  • @alejandrarosales7836
    @alejandrarosales7836 5 лет назад +4

    And that's how clyde's membership was revoked...

  • @Cookoo-iy1sc
    @Cookoo-iy1sc 5 лет назад +5

    His name is Jamail Maddix

  • @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY
    @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 5 лет назад +1

    *I’ve never heard anybody outside of the states say that we have better racism and I’m dead 😂☠️😭🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️*

  • @pandurendradjaja8994
    @pandurendradjaja8994 5 лет назад +5

    He reminds me of James Veitch!

  • @jak_the_buddha
    @jak_the_buddha 5 лет назад +32

    He might have stole Chappelles joke. But Chappelle stole off Pryor all the time.
    I don't want to sound clichéd but if it wasn't for Pryor...

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee 5 лет назад

      He never stole from Pryor dude. Pryor literally commended Chappelle as a continuation of what he started.

    • @jak_the_buddha
      @jak_the_buddha 5 лет назад +1

      @@YourPalHDee I know he did. Pryor famously said Dave Chappelle was the next Richard Pryor, but it doesn't avoid the fact Chappelle stole off Pryor.
      Comedians steal off other comedians. It happens. Maybe steal is the wrong term because i genuinely think it's just people paying homage to their influences

    • @papapapa2114
      @papapapa2114 5 лет назад

      Let's just say they both have the same writers...paul munny .

  • @LiaMari
    @LiaMari 3 года назад

    Well done sir.
    Diffusing racists with humor,
    Bravo!

  • @austinthesan-antonian3932
    @austinthesan-antonian3932 5 лет назад +6

    VICE!!! YOU LET HIM OUT AGAIN! HE’S ACTUALLY FUNNY NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM ONCE YOU HAD HIM!
    -the klan

  • @decay79
    @decay79 5 лет назад +5

    Guess finally USA is #1 at something.

  • @kurtminault8564
    @kurtminault8564 5 лет назад +2

    Hahahahahahaha this dudes hilarious hahahahahahaha "show comes out at 9:00, by 9:03..... Got my first death threat" hahahahaahaha this dudes priceless

  • @Mechadondada
    @Mechadondada 5 лет назад +6

    He’s wearing a MF DOOM ring.

  • @tesd.
    @tesd. 5 лет назад +3

    How come I'm just discovering him?

  • @MrBrewzr
    @MrBrewzr 3 года назад +2

    I’ve never seen this guy, but I love him! That was so damn funny!

  • @TheColossalBlanket
    @TheColossalBlanket 5 лет назад +4

    Dave Chappelle stole his name from your uncle Dave.

  • @krpipe
    @krpipe 5 лет назад +3

    Who is this guy. Bloody hilarious