"Yeah my buddy sells something illegally, I'll tell him you're interested and then you can talk to him and buy shit from him and he'll sell to you with no prior knowledge of or experience with you, and the entire exchange from all parties will be done on the phone and over text so there are permanent records of our criminal interaction." Yeah, no.
ITT: forced age old meme formats >be me, reading the comments >see unironic "le" in the feed >decide to whiteknight >2nd Crusades start >do you even greentext? >inb4 underage b& m8
@@somerandomyoutuber7202 well it didn't catch me off guard and I don't find it funny at all, all I've got to say about it is: yes it is a profile picture...or the equally satisfying response: the picture indeed exists...
The Camera is enough proof that this is fake. Not saying it could not have worked, after all it was dark in there, but he doenst seem stupid enough to get with this camera into such an situation if its real. if you meet with an ganster in his house, wired up, to document a fellony you try to make dam shure, as much as possible, the ganster aint see your dam cam at first sight. you would hide it so good that even you cant see it anymore even you know its there. and then you double and tripple check that it wont expose itself by accident...
+PunkRockLove01 I just released that I'm Joey's conscience... A different Joey though. But JoeySalads has food in his name. JoeyWorldTours likes food. Coincidence??? I think JoeyWTs will just eat Joey's Salad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Here's the thing. You said a "mountain lion is a lion." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies lions, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls mountain lions "lions". If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying lion family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Felidae, which includes things from house cats to ocelots to tigers. So your reasoning for calling a mountain lion a lion is because random people "call the big ones lions?" Let's get panthers and leopards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A mountain lion is a mountain lion and a member of the lion family. But that's not what you said. You said a mountain lion is a lion, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the lion family lions, which means you'd call house cats, tigers, and other cats lions, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
keep in mind that he has the amazing pyro subreddit and people send him pranks and stuff and the pyro checks them and reacts to them x d xdxx d dxdx d dxdxx bacon
view counts already fucked, thanks youtube x
+Pyrocynical i thought so
+Pyrocynical hi daddy
+Pyrocynical it aint too late lil nugga
Hi
I want to hang myself
Calling a prank a "social experiment" is like calling child kidnapping "surprise adoption"
xDDD
Damn son, where dya find this?
true omg
Bubba Where else would you find such wisdom?
Like calling a bank robbery a "very quick withdrawal"
Great hood pranks brah
oo
+useless lesson part of the asthetic
+useless lesson hood pranks (gone wrong)are part of his aesthetic
I love you x
Great prediction Pyro.
Notice how every jump cut is before his "friend" starts talking.
I can just imagine hit man walking around talking to himself with pyros voice.
ok
Agent 47*
+CryonixPlays Its both Hitman or Agent47
+Kenshi for president no
+Crash.png I've never played Hitman before, but if it's a walk-up-to-people-and-leisurely-cap-them simulator, I would invest in it.
His intro should've been "Heys Guys! Joey here! I'm BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
lool
+ETHAN BRADBERRY IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
Wow... I started THIS
I'M JOEY BRADBERRY
+Jameson Allee k
Joey has a tattoo of the word Prank on his arm. Also it looks like Pramk.
*****
no
+Streetlife Serenader I too am involved in this conversation....?!
SosselinSesselin glhf
Streetlife Serenader back off, j8
KillerGaming115
ok, im retarded rip me crawling in my skin
Pyro... I started watching you more than leafy
Ikr is weird
At least pyro doesn't make cringey jokes and insults
+Netraft _ cringey? Nah. Repetitive? Yeah
Jack Finnegan actually hes not repetitive thats why i am liking him better than leafy
well, I have mostly cuz leafy rarely uploads now :\
I W A N T J O E Y I N M Y S A L A D
No.
I WANT SOME BIG OLD MAN IN MY ROOM WITH THE NEW UPDATE FOR MINECRAFT
I F J O E Y I S 2 5 T H E N I A M A D E A D F E T U S
MYNAMESETHANBRADBERRY
I W A N T J O E Y ' S S A L A D I N M Y D I C K H O L E
I prefer my salad Joey-free
W
+Oscar Dighton as Leafy calls JoeysWorldTour, that's Joey No-Salads
Hi everybody it's Joey from joeys super cool gun reviews..... I'm BAYACCCCCCCKKKK
Holy shit 4:50 pyro was right
I like my Joey salad-free.
IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
RUNESCAPE?!
Checks top comment... Well, I guess Pyro was right.
ETHAN BRADBERRY
wow, just as pyro said.
*dramatic hair flip* IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
you cant spell JoeySalads without Ads
hey guys (insert witty bullshit here)
EDIT:make sure to sub to my minecraft lets play channel!!! XDDDDd
+tom ato (Tomato) that's the joke lol
+Yup There we go. The witty comment. Pyro was right
+Yup dammit you took my idea!!
+Yup Mum was right
no roblox lets play :)
(Gone wrong) (gone right) (gone left) (gone up) (gone down) (gone potato) (gone potato) (gone hood) (gone hoodie) (gone cardigan)
feat. Sofloantonio
L
Yeah pretty much.
+MinecraftRUclipsrIsHere (gay)
(GONE SEXUAL) (ALMOST KILLED)
I WANT JOEY IN MY FUCKING SALAD!
Ghiller k
Ghiller y
Ghiller s
Ghøst K: is for Kill
Ghøst Y: is for your
"Yeah my buddy sells something illegally, I'll tell him you're interested and then you can talk to him and buy shit from him and he'll sell to you with no prior knowledge of or experience with you, and the entire exchange from all parties will be done on the phone and over text so there are permanent records of our criminal interaction."
Yeah, no.
*Insert witty bull shit here*
Nice name m8
+Banta Claus that was my top comment meme
+Banta Claus Obvious comment is obvious.
Fat
fat
i want salad in my joey
LGW JOEY it will taste better
Stay Rqvs hahaha
+Jacob Meegan You have 2 videos you can't be the top comment Pyro said a witty comment from someone with 1 video.
I like your picture
Pyro was right!
He has a tattoo that says prank
Jesus Christ
Tumor
AIDS
ADHD
+Phylactary Meshcopteru Arthritis
Bronchitis
I want to toss Joey's salad
G A E
gæ
Sam pepper, Joey salad, what's next? Ralph bacon?
lol
You forgot Ethan Bradberry
Maybe bully lettuce
+froyoman89 *billy
Sam Salad, possibly Joey Pepper
>subs to pyro
>ubsubs from leafy
ITT: forced age old meme formats
>be me, reading the comments
>see unironic "le" in the feed
>decide to whiteknight
>2nd Crusades start
>do you even greentext?
>inb4 underage b& m8
TheBiggaproductions EAT IT YHEA
roasted in chicken
TheBiggaproductions yea
TheBiggaproductions ubsubs
I want a bob ross in my salad
Yeah, he can paint you french girls every time you eat a salad.
or you can toss the salad *wiggles eyebrows*
Little studios ALL of us want Bob Ross on our salad
Little studios LEGENDS LIVE FOREVER
i AM JUStice
I kinda wanted JoeyChickenSalads to show his friends faces so the cops would take them into custody so they would actually beat up JoeyChickenSalads.
Waitress waitress! There's a Joey in my salad!
Some Random RUclipsr like your profile pic is any better
Some Random RUclipsr ok whatever mate
@@somerandomyoutuber7202 well it didn't catch me off guard and I don't find it funny at all, all I've got to say about it is: yes it is a profile picture...or the equally satisfying response: the picture indeed exists...
3:05 HOLY SHIT I WAS POURING ARIZONA ICED TEA AS HE SAID THAT
k
+Danica Simmons clearly staged comment
I was drinking Arizona iced tea when he said that too
+Jesse Farley I was drinking bleach
Compatriot Cinkus can I have some
I want Joey in my salad, along with that rich Ethan bradburry sauce.
want some sam pepper with that?
+Amako- no, but sand will do, I need that crunch
Are we in the city of England? You fancy fucks.
The Camera is enough proof that this is fake. Not saying it could not have worked, after all it was dark in there, but he doenst seem stupid enough to get with this camera into such an situation if its real. if you meet with an ganster in his house, wired up, to document a fellony you try to make dam shure, as much as possible, the ganster aint see your dam cam at first sight.
you would hide it so good that even you cant see it anymore even you know its there. and then you double and tripple check that it wont expose itself by accident...
woswas denni What are you, a cop?
All bad grammar
doesn't not doenst
Gangster not ganster (double offense)
felony not fellony
Damn not dam
Sure not shure
Iq score: carrot
I wan Joey in my salad
want
+PunkRockLove01 I just released that I'm Joey's conscience... A different Joey though.
But JoeySalads has food in his name. JoeyWorldTours likes food. Coincidence???
I think JoeyWTs will just eat Joey's Salad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Joey's Subconscious JoeyWorldTour AKA JoeyNoSalads
+PunkRockLove01 he was right with the comment thing
Canna haba da joey in meh saled plz bo$$
You have addressed all the points that 'The Prank Reviewer' had left out. well done mate
"pranks arnt real kids, just like snoop dogg" XD
Lol idiot that's not actually me
Underswap Sans XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Underswap Sans
My sister stalks you
watch out bro
@@tai4258 LMAO wtf your sister has cancer and sans ain't real
“Using GONE WRONG in 2016?”
It’s 2021 and I still see that on a regular basis.
I want ranch dressing with my joey salad
2019 recommendation ...
Aw hell yeah sweet 2016 cringe
the one thing I dont get at 12:12 is that joey then goes on to target leafy!!!???
lol
nice one.
+L and A gaming haha:D that actually was quite funny
+L and A gaming This would make more sense if it actually had some sort of structure based on the English language.
Andy Coleman
sorry, i cant hear you.
someone complaining about something
*some wittly bullshit* to get extra two subs for my Minecraft let's play channel
tbh i'd toss joey's salad
*lennyface*
W
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh...
L
in before you get striked from joey salads
*****
thank you for defending my honor
it's "in /b/ for...", not "in before..."
^
m8es u r plebs u fukin scankass noodles
MrTizy
Shut the fuck up.
rawr \m/
Welcome To The Club
You speak dinosaur?
My name is Dillon as well have a rawr day!
I'm a fuckin t-Rex
SHIT THE WEEABOO
I love how he puts Napstablook's theme in when counting the jump-cuts.
joeysworldtours> joeysalads
joeynosalad
I'd like a Joey hold the salad
Joey salads is the best youtuber
{I copied a guy's thing but changed the brackets, insert witty bullshit nobody cares about}
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
pyro wasn't lying
+Evan Matthews HAHA YOU'RE LIKE 12
When the world seen enough of Sam Pepper, then this happens. GG Humanity
Wait until you see what happens in the future.
*checks salad*
*gasps*
WAITER THERES A JOEY IN MY SALAD
2 ads on a 12 minute video? You sir just lost your spot on my white list.
Lets all fucking die
K dude
:(
+PanicGiraffe get an adblocker m8 you can download as chrome exstention
+PanicGiraffe Adblock?
+ButterRolfNL I think he means that he has it, but will no longer turn it off for Pyro's videos.
9 views and 900 likes. Is this a conspiracy?
Maybe
Illuminati did this.
+Squiddy Lord Shrek is at it again...
12 views 2k likes and 13 dislikes
Why did you have to be that guy in the comments
I want Salad in my Joey
Shit.
+ColdWolf ;)
>tfw you realize someone made the joke before you.
Ian Benedict inb4
shut up bro,you have a full combination of gaming starter kit
-roblox,team fortress,minecraft,gmod
fookin ell know your place brother
joey fiddles with the door while the two guys just stand there... sounds like Outlast logic to me
So you guys want to buy a gun? I know some people who know some people that know this guy that once ate a salad..... so it's like 100% no scam.
+Izzy I'll take 2
+Izzy I want 4 and some meth
Magic mic ass nug I can do that.
#GETPYRO1MILLIONSUBS!
500+ of his current subs are fake XD
+TEAM CHAOS #10million
*****
no one k4r3s mate, shot op
+MrTizy fat
King Yaro
:(
EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
+MrTizy think i might just do it now
Benisnotfunny
stfu Ben ur not funny
+Streetlife Serenader fat
Nico Clark
:(
*****
don't bully my friends
LOL when you were showing the jump cuts and playing Nabstablook's theme I was drying him LOL!
I would appreciate having a Joey present within my salad.
pyrocinical is so much better than leafy
yup
Yes
Brogram Films fat
Agreed.
Pyro is equal to Leafy imo
What do you call a sandwich without bread
a salad.
*WHEEZE*
2:42 very appropriate jump cut
Buying an illegal gun prank.
I often wonder what is the meaning of pranks these days
Cancer
Tumor
Aids
+Sgt. Zalo umm its a social experiment GET IT RIGHT.
I want Joey in my Salad
Pyro out here in the requiem suit and gun 😳😳😳
I prefer JasonLettuce
Darth Maul dies in episode 7
Thanks
+Darth Maul YOU FUCKER!
Darth vader dies in Star Trek episode 187: spectre
In stattrak episode 8 you can trak kills
Luke has intercourse with Leia in episode 69
14 views 3k likes GG RUclips!
Ikr
+Devin Myer why is there so little?
Shut up.
+Devin Myer How are your minecraft lets plays coming?
+Devin Myer you actually have fucking minecraft uploaded.
Pyrocynical: Salads what do you want from wendy's?
Salads: uhhhh.... i will have a joey
i wanna die
Leafycynical
I still miss "WHAT IS THIS"
I don't understand why minecraft lets plays have become some kind of meme for you.........
*BUT WHO CARES* (i still like it)
Even if it was a prank, Joey’s still in the wrong because he was recording people without their consent.
joey can toss my salad
Twilight, goddamn it stop encouraging beastiality
TheZorgonians twilight send him to Tartarus
I want joey in my salad
cherry scent you copied the 2nd to top comment douchebag
I want salad in my Pyro
k
+iiSirEna k
Except Pyros a furfag
Jesus, so many k's, why did everyone friend zone me?!
+John Fox (Possessed Fox)
Because you're fucking ugly.
I miss old pyro
I want leafy in my salad
i want joey in my salad
mlg xXx lol.
I want him to toss my salad
EightBitHero ew lol. is he bringing the vinegrette or ranch? ;)
Worst Hitman play through. WTF?
GLOCK FADE XDDDDDD PYRO THE LEGEND RETURNS WITH THE DANK MEMES
Pyro where is the go fish game play??
Here's the thing. You said a "mountain lion is a lion." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies lions, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls mountain lions "lions". If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying lion family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Felidae, which includes things from house cats to ocelots to tigers. So your reasoning for calling a mountain lion a lion is because random people "call the big ones lions?" Let's get panthers and leopards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A mountain lion is a mountain lion and a member of the lion family. But that's not what you said. You said a mountain lion is a lion, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the lion family lions, which means you'd call house cats, tigers, and other cats lions, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
Asreil Dreemmur Get rid of the Asriel profile pic, and people will take you seriously.
Asreil Dreemmur *Says the Undertale kid*
it's a joke mate
Why do humans like these continue to exist?
Jump cut is like kingcrimson ngl
Lol joeysalads is s such a hypocrite. He is always trying to expose richkidsTV and then he makes a fake prank and posts it on RUclips.
Whoismagicoh
stop bullying me
Mandoggerzz
ok
kys
+Mandoggerzz fat
Nico Clark
:(
fat
i have lung cancer
+Lucas Araujo Cool. Or, no, not cool. Or maybe cool idfk.
+Lucas Araujo coughs!
Ok so my intro is 3D
But it's not EDM but the instrumental of a German rap song
bist du deutsch
Nein ich bin Serbich
es ist serbisch, nicht serbich Aber dein deutsch ist gut
+adam sandle danke
wellkommen
“I want joey in my salad”....
Is this some kind of euphemism
I dont want salad in my joey
[witty bulls*it that nobody cares about]
+Skaterboybob I FOUND IT!
Why the FUCK are so many minecraft adverts on your channel.
it's just a prank bro .
SilverWolf 24 lol
Marcel van Wijk please do not start that again
And 10 points to Pyrocynical for using Undertale music.
Was that yung lean or some other rapper
Yeh
+Shadow_Wolf the leanster
i like joey in my salads
original comment alert
epicgamersaurus
Just trying to give my shitty support to this cancerous furry.
im gonna go get some milk from the grocery store and when i come back i better be top comment
+Yoghurt Nah dude,it's mid 2016 already.
It's all about that rock
He need some milk 😂😂😂
Joey salad acts like a cop undercover that literatly sucks at his job
I WANT JOEY IN MY SALAD
+[GMD] EVILD3VIL Ok
Stolen m8, original comment is right below you
+Can't Touch Dis ye but pyro said he wanted to everyone write that or smthing like dat
+Can't Touch Dis watch the end of the video idiot
Havok -Sciomancer- oh shit just relised u xD
6:51 Undertale music that plays when fighting Napstablook and Mad Dummy!
*just mad dummy
pandafilmsinc OK, but the melody for napsta and mad dummy are the same, even if the song is slightly different.
+NewtonTheNarwhal thanks
of course you know who Joey Salads is, you love ripping off h3h3
no
?????
cob salad is the smart one.
keep in mind that he has the amazing pyro subreddit and people send him pranks and stuff and the pyro checks them and reacts to them x d xdxx d dxdx d dxdxx bacon
God forbid he knows about an Internet personality that h3h3 knows about too
Thanos: erases half the universe. Thanos: it's just a social experiment bro
You're way less obnoxious than Leafy, if I'm honest. Also, you give the occasional reminder that you're not 100% satire and jokes. Just 99.3%.
I am going to bed and when I wake up tomorrow my comment will have exactly 69 likes.
No it won't.
+TheConspiratorist lol yeah nice try
+UNeedFuelUnits is your name a reference to tai Lopez?
+distinct olive (TK-526) lol yeah
give me top comment pls
I don’t want joey in my salad
If you find me as the most recent comment, reply to this comment and dislike it.
no
Joey Salads makes enough to pay for Merryweather Security