The Worst Netflix Film Ever
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ugly merch + ratio
COOL
Pyro as an Indian I can tell you that Google Translate was absolutely correct. That is the best attempt of this movie at being romantic
such words can work
Air Gear an super good Rollerblade show that ends up having Shonen battle manga scenes later in the manga is filled with super poetic quotes sprinkled about an I love them their just fun
bro even though i am Pakistani,i still couldn't understand what it said
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 Hindi written in English letters are an abomination that should've never existed. It's soo hard to make sense of anything and the punctuation are just bogus.
@@Shah_dat for fucks sake I cannot comprehend what my friends write on our Server because of this
@@ayushnair3587 The fact you can write thou as thoo and tu and too and have them all refer to the same word because there is no standardisation for romanised Hindi/Urdu is exactly why it is a pain to read
Pyro went from not having any Netflix results to having it come up with Breaking Bad and The Platform. True character development.
*P R E C I S E L Y*
@YeaMan no lol
@YeaMan sounds like bait but I don't know
@YeaMan hope you find peace
@YeaMan He's not Indian
i love how Pyros watched pretty complex films but the first bollywood film he goes to see has the most absurd threat level midnight plot
Threat Level Midnight was at least coherent
@@Randomz-jk4hk the president becoming the villain then becoming the good guy again at the end was coherent? idk about all that
@@spimbles
it was coherent given that you could easily summarize it
Good morning ☀️🌄🌞🌻😘
@@spimbles Sounds like a normal Presidency to me.
5:27 Postal 2 - Map
7:40 Pokemon Black and White - Driftveil City
15:29 Sonic Unleashed - Apotos City (Day)
15:40 Bully - Chemistry Class
16:06 FNAF - Ambience 3
16:43 Super Mario Sunshine - Proto Piranha
23:40 Ratchet & Clank 3 - Qwark Vid Comic
25:43 Silent Hill 3 - Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me
24:38 is the ratatouille PSP game first level music. I heard it in the PSP version, I’ve never played the PS2 version so I’m not sure if it’s In that too.
u forgot the miitopia theme smh
in 18:00 it's the Mantis Lords from Hollow knight
2:23 Splinter cell - Georgia stress.
such a good game
28:52 Run From Me - Postal Redux
pyro would never miss out on the chance to become a marketable plushie
with a zipper mind you
there's a joke in there
@YeaMan i bet your music sounds like an outdated midi file on a windows 95 computer which sounds like the equivalent of moss growing in your room
He'd put himself in the jar
And the damn plushie is already sold out 😭
Netflix somehow has produced some of the best shows in recent years, and the worst shows in recent years.
I think they just greenlight everything and hope for the best.
W
not a terrible strategy
Just keep betting money until you hit big
@@anloghumor yeah they might need to look at some stuff a little better or they get another cuties type movie
That's arguable for a LOT of TV. this isn't just Netflix. Sturegons Law and all that.
Let's go, pyrocynical remembered his Netflix password!
man remembered his Steam password too and uploaded some banger videos too!
@@X3RNEA5 no cruelty squad
He remembered his RUclips password.
Noice, he finally stopped bullying kids
he's too busy uploading on pyrolive
Thank you for giving all of us crippling alcoholism and making us wish we had light sensitive seizures
Never knew my epilepsy would be a blessing from the gods
@drinzzchase HOLY SHIT IT'S *SO **_BLATANT_* LMAO
Most of you wouldn't believe it but the actors in this abomination are genuinely some of the best actors in Bollywood. Boman Irani is considered to be one of the best actors in India and has worked out countless movies that are still watched by millions across the world. SSR too has worked on many movies and is a really phenomenal actor. It's amazing how they can have such an amazing cast yet fail at quite literally everything.
I'd honestly never heard of anyone other than SSR, Jacqueline, Boman Irani (Irfan) and Pankaj Tripathi (Hamid). Regardless, I feel more than the acting, it's the shitty plot and direction to blame here (not saying the acting is that good either).
Man Isn't boman Irani from 3 Idiots.
@@history-jovian yeah. He was the head of the institute
@@anvitamohan7939virus?
@@casiooooooo yeah
I'm not Indian, but I was raised by two parents that loved Indian movies. Specifically ones with Shah Rukh Khan and Sushant Singh Rajput. I'm glad you made a whole section about Sushant Singh and didn't chalk it off as some normal actor death. He was a big part of many Indian movie lover's childhood and hearing him commit S was truly heartbreaking.
He's just an actor. Calm down lil bro
@@tardwrangler1019 I just ran over your family
@@tardwrangler1019 an actor that most people (that watch him) grew up with. Stan Lee never made an impact to fans he never met but the fans still felt sad when he passed away
@@liuhongkun0 Idk man I'm talking to them right now
@@tardwrangler1019 Its still sad
Honestly that was a really nice touch adding that little segment on SSR, I hadn't heard of him and his story is really inspiring and impactful, it's a shame to know he's no longer with us, he seemed like a really genuine guy
Well SSR was entirely blamed for this movie so much, the Bollywood industry we're trying to screw him out of the industry.
But his death hits so hard that people started standing against Bollywood
@@dashtoroya2838 ya
@@dashtoroya2838 what i dont get is, what's the point of blaming the ACTOR? Especially when he's well-established as a good actor in the industry. This movie is shit cause of shit directing and even shittier screenwriting, its not the actor's fault for doing what he's told.
@@mcbedo6568 corrupt mfkers man
The second most disliked video on RUclips is a trailer for a movie he would've been in, but got disliked because people were so upset about his death.
That american show is not for Americans
zero likes what a scrub
funny animator
real
Even sir pelo is tired of the slop were getting
no way sr pelo
Rest in peace SSR. Thank you pyro for tackling his death in a good way. Mental health is a horrible struggle. I hope you're doing okay.
His girlfriend at the time he died is being sued by his dad for abetting his suicide along with her brother and 5 others, she was arrested recently for dealing drugs, possibly with SSRs money. Its wild.
Pretty sure he was mentally healthy. It is highly indicated that it was a murder framed a suicide and then heavily covered up. I think he had some kind of knowledge on the ruling party's leader's son's drug habits, or his involvement in some form of sexual assault of another actress. It's all extremely confusing.
The thing because of his charismatic and down-to-the-earth personality
Sushant Singh Rajput became an Idol for us teens and young adults in India
lol edit wait when did I even comment this this isn't even funny this is just like some 2017 edge lord comment
@@Bolt451 least edgy halo fan
Finally Pyro reviews something with the same amount of dramatic editing as his videos.
@YeaMan literally who are you lmao
@@killerwhale4189 it's a bot 🤦
@YeaMan Gay
Guys unfortunately it's not a bot, the person replied to other replies a few times.
@@Gloom_Shroom_Gaming He's still gay
Honestly I wouldn't doubt that the montage of the characters having fun was not just an excuse for the actors to go have fun on the film budget lmao
Exactly
Business is booming
Those happen in a lot of movies actually
I saw the whole music video on that montage and no way I thought that this is really in the movie
wow what a thought provoking vid just like my new upload on MINGUS MOMENTS!! subscribe
I graduated highschool, went to college, dropped out, started my own business, and Pyro still hasn't dropped a new main channel vid smh
At this point I think I will die before Petscop part 2 comes out.
i already have
He already said he will never make Petscop 2.
@@_ANDRE. Wait really? Could you tell what video it is with the timestamp i didn't know that he wasn't working on it
cruelty squad vid will never come out
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 we are talking about petscop chief
0:00 Merch
0:41 intro
1:45 Checklist
2:21 Drive 2019
6:25 propper start to the film
> 6:44Libha singh
> 7:06 summarization (ends at 12:30?)
>> 7:09 Hamid
>> 7:16 ifran
>> 8:22 the king
>> 9:31 tara
>> 9:36 Bikki
>> 10:14 samar
>>> 10:34 -12:29 ssr suicuide
15:21-17:08 sponsor
17:25-18:05 inevitable romance subplot
29:27 outro
bro really formatted his timestamps o7
You forgot the part where he falls off
@@JoseCuervo11 0:00 falls off
Sushant became an hero.
@@JoseCuervo11 why would he time stamp something that didn't happen in the video
Pyro fell off years ago
I'm ashamed to say I watched this show twice, once because my parents forced me to, and once again because my grandparents forced me to 😔 this is so sad
I’m so sorry
F
Condolences
i am sorry
How did they force you too? Did they tie you down?
Wait hold up, karma's a bitch, I should've know better? 2024
I don’t even wanna imagine what Pyro’s version of Silent Hill would be and how the monsters would look
Oh come on. You know how.
It would be all in le head.
You know
They'd all be skinny skeletons.
Shrek has swag
Pyrocynical is like Pennywise he returns every 27 years
Pyro as an Indian, I am sorry that you had to watch this hell spawn and I respect your opinion.
Thats a lot of likes. Thanks :)
agreed
Poojeet moment
@@bruhffffgggg you look like my apartment's janitor
@@theyeriz dafuq????!
@@bruhffffgggg you look pretty indian to me mate, come back to the mother land we have Brazil to beat.
6:04 rlly predicted Jojo siwa
I was thinking the same
I will say Biki being a Fixer and it being taken at face value is some top tier comedy.
Pyro really has a thing for reviewing bad films
He is a masochist
should review the entire MCU
Wasn't that the entirety of RUclips for most of the 2010's and late 2000's
@@Gobbygoblin he should redo Petscop
I wanna watch this but I’m in class rn
As an Indian it makes me really happy to see more people talking about Sushanth Singh Rajput, the circumstances under which he died are so unfortunate. Thanks Niall
@Steffan R Blanco a suicide apparently
@@latrellwilson5182 heavily disputed that it was a suicide. He apparently got caught up on the Indian mafia's bad side through his then girlfriend.
@@mdragarg Ah i knew it, when he said it was suicide, I'm like that didn't sound right as I heard he murder from the mafia and suicide was to cover the whole thing up.
@@mdragarg i knew it. there was smth about him that didnt seem like he would take his own life. knowing that india is corrupt like my country, too.
@@stellacepttekai Well, he went out like a lot of Hollywood celebs then. They like to say they're all ODs or suicides, but when you look into the facts and the behaviors of the people who found them, it never sounds right. Poor guy. Especially with how honest he was about his insecurities, he set the foundation to make a suicide sound plausible. :/
REST IN PIECE Pyrocynical 💔 🙏 😪
Forever making terrible 8 minute videos in heaven
more like in hell
@@slacktivism05 deservedly so
Nah he streams bro
@@Elmo14567 Yeah and the streams are bottom of the barrel reaction content with minimal input, which he then recycles into equally low-effort videos.
@@failedabortion1894 True. At least Internet Historian still makes quality-edited videos even though he rarely posts to his main channel.
For 8 years this guy has been making content for 15 year old boys,
truly amazing!
wow what a thought provoking vid just like my new upload on MINGUS MOMENTS!! subscribe
Im 22 tho or wait, am i 15 in reality?
Thank you for talking about SSr. He was truly a good actor and there is controversy that he didn't commit suicide but was murder. Anyways Rest in piece SSR.
Well we still don't know it is was a murder or suicide.
Puneeth Rajkumar was also a good actor too and he died suddenly at a young age.
@@mechboltxl4591 well puneet didn't face anything from the industry, instead he was kind of the backbone of the industry.
@@dashtoroya2838 he died from a heart attack months after taking the 💉
Its peace by the way, if you want to wish him rest
Okay, the stand still to make them think the cameras are glitched is fucking genius, it's been a long time since I've laughed this hard.
Belongs in a parody spy movie where the plans are dumb yet brilliant at the same time.
Pyro not uploading and then telling us why "bad thing is bad" or why "good game is good" then draining people's bank accounts using maid dresses and merch
Took Pyro 8 months and a full team of editors to produce Cruelty Squad review. And he's still leaving it until last minute
He’s got an hour left where I’m at
And it's out. And it's so goood.
Old but god damn 4 hours worth of it and literally 92% of the Video is filled with Content
If you ever feel like you wasted cash, just remember they made CGI cars in place of actual cars.
"new cruelty squad video in 2 weeks" - Pyro, two weeks ago.
Aha! Just barely in time
I love when he says "it's rating time" and got the lowest rating'ed on netflix. Truly one of the moments of all time (Unoriginal)
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Lmfao fr more pointless than some of the plot points in this movie
“Imagine you went into a coffee shop, wait all of you are too old to drink coffee.”
“Imagine you went into the school cafeteria.”
Hmm
Ok
least overused joke
This Hamid character is played by Panjak Tripathi. He portrayed one of the most deplorable villains I've ever seen in a decade old movie called Gangs of Wasseypur, which is probably the best Indian crime saga movie ever made. Highly recommend to everyone whoever sees this comment.
It is Pankaj Tripathi
u must be new to the channel, pyro only likes movies that have been watched by an audience of 2 people at max.
I genuinely dont understand how they managed to get actual good actors like Boman Irani and Pankaj Tripathi in this dumpster fire of a movie
@@atomicdeathray2004 me too. But money talks bro, so.
25:57 Directed by Hideo Kojima
27:15 I really, *really*, want to see that Pyrocynical video. Where he spends 5 hours tying together all the Final Fantasy games.
19:43 i am an Indian, and this text is like a romantic poem which is like a short poem which mainly has a deep meaning and thse type of poems are known as 'shayari' btw it is a way to write Hindi in English called hinglish like for example Kaise ho Pyro Bhai. This text that i wrote means how are you Pyro but if you put it in Google translate it will just show you nothing.
Thanks for sharing that information I never would have known!
*Urdu
Writing Hindi/Urdu is basically Romanizing the language
22:59 Literally Hector Salamanca
WHERE IS CRUELTY SQUAD YOU LITTLE LESBIAN, IM SICK OF THE SLOP
That cheap sucker managed to trick me into clicking on this vid three times now by changing the thumbnail
A Pyrocinical video that isn’t an multiple hours long or in le head? Amazing.
Or a reaction to sunnyV2
The entire movie was Samar imagining a scenario when he was bored in…you guessed it! Le Head
@@wadejg_blaze0n213 damnit! He can’t keep getting away with this!
@@T37-y6m every RUclipsrs does it nowadays
21:45 pyro forgot to add an extra breaking bad reference point 🙄
Dolan on tbh: When is cruelty squad coming out? Pyro: This month...
6:03 estrogen any% speedrun
15:54 "too old to drink coffee" he wasnt joking about no double takes huh?
i love when he said “it’s drivin time” and then drove away
this truly is the cinematic experience of all time
And then the industry murders him
Lmao there are actually some talented actors involved in this. How did they get those guys but an asylum patient for direction is beyond me
Gamer (2009) features Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Ludacris, Terry Crews and Logan Lerman, yet is absolutely shitty
12:10 - Most people talk about being able to like art but not like the artist, but almost no-one talks about being able to dislike the art and like the artist. Honestly such a cool segment on Sushant Rajput tho
Always a good day when pyro uploads
For Real!
@UC9I_1H2aO_Klo_sNwDpSE9A exactly what I was about to say
basically everyday
*bad
bot moment
thank you Lord Niall for the daily PyroLive Slop instead of uploading to the main channel 🙏🙏🙏
Real and true
There’s just something about Pyro’s humor that makes him more funny than any other RUclipsr on the platform
yes
Le
and a better groomer to!
@@randomwhatevers9026 😏
@@randomwhatevers9026 L+Ratio+Bait+Low effort troll+You have terrible grammar+You fell off
cruelty squad will never be real
why is your pfp a "how to beat"' thumbnail
@@ToastedmilksyDoes he know?
no more slop, we are free
The slop is finally about to stop.
I think drive is somehow both the most confusing and amazing film I’ve seen involving heists. Absolutely deserves a 10/10
Pyro being straight is probably the biggest plot twist I've ever seen since "You are the Darth Revan."
Within the span of this video coming out I grew 4-5 inches taller, lost 85 pounds and had one hair cut algonside getting a new cat
One haircut in 8 months?
im starting to doubt that this “cruelty squad” is a real thing
HE POSTED AN SS THE WHOLE VIDEO IS UNLISTED ON HIS CHANNEL
@NeonVolta sure but is it okay if I ask why? Is it something bad?
The dude no cap wanted 1 mil for an hour talking about some shtty game from the early 2000's. He's either delusional or an average rooinek.
I would argue one of the best parts about having a girlfriend of Indian descent is that she always has the scoop on the best and worst new bollywood movies
I must have seen a dozen with her. Some of them have been absurdly good like Baahubali 2 (you can skip the first i promise) and RRR
A couple have been good but entirely predictable like Holiday: a soldier is never off duty, happy new year 2014, and Agneepath
But I promise you, without failure, basically any Bollywood or Tamil movie that has any kind of following will be an absolute laugh riot if you go in expecting the most over the top, outrageous plots and acting. I have never had a bad time watching any of them
Or maybe I'm biased because I watched them all with my girlfriend, but I think it's both
Step 0 Get a girlfriend
Step 1 Impossible
This film is like a very high budget mobile game ad
REST IN PIECE Pyro 😭
forgotten but not gone
Abandonware, the channel.
This thumbnail has gone through more changes than his Petscop 2 script.
Finally, a petscop 2 comment
8:42 Liu Kang challenges Vibha for the freedom of Earthrealm but little does he know that the King is the final kombatant not Vibha.
i loved the part where he says "its driving time" as the camera zooms in on his face a number of times truly one of the movies ever
Yeah that was really a movie
The joke is not funny anymore.
@@lactobacillusprobiotic7029 suicide singh Rajput ka mazak nahin banana chaiye
8:10 thats the most convincing facial expression ive ever seen. his face just screams “Whoop! ive been bamboozled!” thats that face you make when the soap slips outta your hand. the acting in this movie is award worthy
23:06 undeniably the funniest part lmao
Me when ♿
F this I'm going to bed happy canada day
See you all in eight months when Pyro finally uploads Petscop 2 on his main channel
Update (July 1st 2023) - Still no Petscop 2, but at least he finally uploaded another actual video on his main channel after eight months.
Half the time has passed, no news from the pyro man
still no petscop 2, this is a sad day.
itll come this month guys dont worry. It was definitely not supposed to come "this month" months ago
Hes got 2 days left I believe
Gotta love the sponsored segments and the quality put into it
bruh why do people even watch sponsored segments. I skip it immediately lol.
@@Thezb because pyros are always well made and are usually funny
bro fucking died💀💀💀💀
somebody needs to save him he left youtube for furry brap art
And for the sloppy slop
Lets delete pyro live so he can actally upload content
I swear pyro is just doing pyro live for one big bit.
F*** something randomly reminded me about pyrocynical, probably after a year. This sob used to be my go to youtuber back in those leafy days like I used to wait for his videos. Damn nostalgia hit me real hard now that I searched his channel and came here. I used to be a clueless kid back in those days and now I am doing pretty good for myself. I hope everyone is doing already aswell and I sure hope he's doing okay too.
He uploads on Pyrolive, he is working on a new vid for this channel based off the game cruelty squad
@@PicaroAnimations thats propaganda, he is dead and pyro live is ran by AI
He has like 30 minutes
All the "where is petscop 2?" Kids have turned into "where is the cruelty squad video?"
From boys to men
ive given up and accepted petscop 2 isnt happening
@@MatthiasDundee well it's pretty mid as a internet serie
@@FarnesV I don’t doubt it lmao
@ 18:55 - About those marketing messages, you gotta give the writers credit where it's due. Using cryptic advertisements in the classified section of newspapers was a genuine way of organizing meet-ups for street racing.
For example, the "Mid Night Club", which may be the most important and influential street racing gang of all time, has communicated with its members, using these exact methods:
“For sale: Small handbags at discount prices. For more information, I am available for meetup at Daikoku Parking Area on Thursday, between 11PM and 2AM. Thank you.”
So the meet would occur at Daikoku Park, on a Thursday from 11PM - 2AM.
Today, the Daikoku Parking Area has become an iconic hotspot for car meets in Japan, drawing in enthusiasts from all around the world.
Thought I'd just bring that up.
I am from india. I am really glad that you talked about SSR unfortunate suicide. I know this is not relevant with the film, but I am glad that you took time to talk about it ❤. Thank you pyro.
Well I think this movie is relevant to his death. He is unfairly blamed for the failure by Karan johar and many of top production company we're discussing to remove him from the industry
Only 90’s kids remember the old thumbnail
No more slop 🙏🙏
pyrocynical is pretty much the only channel where i watch the full sponsorship
I think everyone can agree
fun fact: pyro has changed this thumbnail atleast 387,941,536 times.
Man This Video it's taking so long that im starting to think he is lying and it's actually making petscope 2
Driver,Officer K,and Jacket from hotline Miami are all literally me
It’s over pyro delete pyro live now.
0:18
Rip Pyrocynical
@@slayku He died, that is an ai replica.
Everybody asks where pyrocynical is but not how is pyrocynical
Pyro's ad reads are reaching Internet Historian levels of humor. Very well done this one.
I feel the biggest missed joke is at 29:25, with the quick text scroll being an excerpt from the Wikipedia article on neurosurgery.
Which is, literally, all in le head.
Can we acknowledge how much effort pyro put into that ad read, like my god
it's been 3 months pyro
that's 1 month too long
where is petscop 3
Our favorite lesbian finally realized he had a main channel.
I often skip past ads, but yours are so damn entertaining man, whoever animates them does a fantastic job.
6:11 I thought therer where 4 TF2 Snipers default dancing in the background
Nice Shot Mate
First he stole internet historians ad style and now he's stealing his once a year schedule for uploading. Well he gets paid bank from Pyro live and still has SOME content to give us so I guess I can't complain that much