Conan O'Brien Reviews "Skyrim" - Clueless Gamer | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  4 года назад +156

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    • @kristalmeth4452
      @kristalmeth4452 3 года назад +2

      Naw Conan, if you wanna Really experience Skyrim, you gotta play it on VR on the PS4...

    • @vanitycelerio
      @vanitycelerio 3 года назад +6

      Please DO CLUELESS GAMER AGAIN , LITTLE NIGHTMARES, VALORANT, GENSHIN IMPACT, AND IDENTITY V. PLEASE

    • @tysonsaner2527
      @tysonsaner2527 2 года назад

      Ah, yes. I've clipped it for "Succotash, The Comedy Soundcast Soundcast" before.

    • @lilsnoopie
      @lilsnoopie Год назад

      Why did you stop clueless gamer?

    • @Can0spam
      @Can0spam Год назад

      Please bring this back. Conan does an amazing job of reviewing games. 100% honest and completely free of bias!

  • @Bless-the-Name
    @Bless-the-Name 5 лет назад +8292

    He's not even in five minutes and he already wants to sexualise the game.
    Do not tell him about the modding community.

  • @MikadoOkami
    @MikadoOkami 9 лет назад +5831

    "my mistake was i attacked warriors"
    you attacked the general store apprentice

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 9 лет назад +247

      +MikadoOkami Shh... let him carry that misconception. It will make him feel better.

    • @takhilthekirin2436
      @takhilthekirin2436 9 лет назад +9

      +discord, lord of chaos. Chocolate raaaaain

    • @legoarts97
      @legoarts97 9 лет назад +333

      he works for belethor at the general goods store

    • @waitwhat5944
      @waitwhat5944 9 лет назад +62

      +MikadoOkami this made me laugh so hard stitches i forgot i had in popped out

    • @stewdog22
      @stewdog22 7 лет назад +1

      MikadoOkami I help belethor at the general Goods store

  • @DapperDill
    @DapperDill 10 лет назад +1203

    "Always attack these things from the ass" -Conan. A true Dark Souls player.

  • @MandleRoss
    @MandleRoss 5 лет назад +5435

    Conan: Makes fun of Aaron for being a nerd and not having a girlfriend.
    Conan: Drools over every attractive female character in the game.

    • @MelkorTolkien
      @MelkorTolkien 5 лет назад +25

      @@11cacoo He's a Gen Xer.

    • @11cacoo
      @11cacoo 5 лет назад +55

      @@MelkorTolkien ok boomer

    • @MelkorTolkien
      @MelkorTolkien 5 лет назад +7

      @@11cacoo Well, ok boomer.

    • @11cacoo
      @11cacoo 5 лет назад +37

      @@MelkorTolkien what a boomer reply

    • @MelkorTolkien
      @MelkorTolkien 5 лет назад +5

      @@11cacoo Ok Boomer!

  • @TheScorchedFlame
    @TheScorchedFlame 9 лет назад +6183

    "I just want to kill chickens and stuff"
    Oh no you don't.

    • @rustynugget2288
      @rustynugget2288 9 лет назад +340

      +BlackMistxX one does not simply kill a chicken in riverwood and not regret it

    • @EnVo7
      @EnVo7 9 лет назад +15

      I know what you mean

    • @WretchedDrummer
      @WretchedDrummer 9 лет назад +12

      +Rusty Nugget haha why cant u kill chickens on Skyrim

    • @Xanthosis012
      @Xanthosis012 8 лет назад +154

      +WretchedDrummer kill a chicken, the whole battalion of guards will be on your ass even up in the mountain

    • @LouisHarrisMusic
      @LouisHarrisMusic 8 лет назад +1

      +Ryuhza That's Oblivion not Skyrim

  • @TheProdigy090
    @TheProdigy090 7 лет назад +2257

    Conan: "I just want to go to a farm and attack some chickens."
    Me: "You poor fool....."

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 5 лет назад +38

      People are murdered all over the place, but if your character jaywalks, the guards try to kill you.

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 5 лет назад +1

      I enjoy killing the guards.

    • @cosimomartina6621
      @cosimomartina6621 4 года назад +24

      "So you've chosen... death"

    • @scottbauer71
      @scottbauer71 4 года назад +7

      @@Paulafan5 don't play a red guard then

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 4 года назад +6

      Nothing like riding a dragon and targeting the guards😂
      "Hey let me guess, somebody stole your sweet-aaaaaahhh, FIRE!!!"

  • @SOUTHCHOPPER
    @SOUTHCHOPPER 10 лет назад +4741

    I killed a chicken once, the entire town attacked me.

    • @finalfrancine
      @finalfrancine 10 лет назад +73

      Such a rebel

    • @HenSt-gz7qj
      @HenSt-gz7qj 10 лет назад +246

      saved the city from dragon, no one bats an eye... killed one chicken by accident... everyone's trying to kill me for that -_-

    • @HenSt-gz7qj
      @HenSt-gz7qj 10 лет назад +16

      ^ by accident... Like, when a rogue suddenly attacking me and I fight back... then the chicken accidentally got hit :v

    • @Johnhazrd
      @Johnhazrd 10 лет назад +35

      I was attacking a thief in Riverwood and my follower Inigo killed him with an arrow to proverbial knee as I was going for a power attack with my mace to finish him off. With the thief on the floor unmoving I completely overshadowed my target instead killed a chicken as a result. My death was both tragic and hilarious.

    • @HenSt-gz7qj
      @HenSt-gz7qj 10 лет назад +22

      Save the town from Dragon, no one bats an eye. Killed 1 chicken by accident, everyone wants to kill you - Skyrim Logic.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 5 лет назад +1099

    5:10 aww Conan's first glitch ♥

    • @thestranger8650
      @thestranger8650 5 лет назад +40

      I've found a national treasure in the comments.

    • @moominfella7614
      @moominfella7614 4 года назад +16

      They grow up so fast!❤️

    • @Pine-apples
      @Pine-apples 4 года назад +17

      if I had a penny for every time I see you in the comments section of a random video I would have 2 pence which is weird because it happened twice

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад +2

      What? I thought you were in skyrim!?

    • @tasteewheat393
      @tasteewheat393 3 года назад +1

      If only he recognized that 😞

  • @pegas203
    @pegas203 9 лет назад +1653

    "i just wanna kill some chicken"
    worst mistake on skyrim...

  • @ryann45
    @ryann45 9 лет назад +3334

    "Once I've made enough money trading with the Khajiit caravans, I'm going to buy The Bannered Mare from Hulda."
    Conan: "...Okay?"

    • @MegaMuscular55
      @MegaMuscular55 9 лет назад +96

      I laughed way too long on that part 😂😂

    • @ryann45
      @ryann45 9 лет назад +7

      Jeff Coton same lololo

    • @MegaMuscular55
      @MegaMuscular55 9 лет назад +8

      +ryann45 what does that honestly even mean 😂😂😂

    • @ryann45
      @ryann45 9 лет назад +42

      Jeff Coton the Khajiit, is a race of cat people in the game. Conan's character is one. they run caravans, like selling merchandise and what not. And The Bannered Mare, is a tavern. like a restaurant. and Hulda is a person in the game.

    • @MegaMuscular55
      @MegaMuscular55 9 лет назад +5

      +ryann45 haven't played a video game in my life... Just not interested. But ok! Good to know 👍🏼

  • @TreeFiddyBandit
    @TreeFiddyBandit 8 лет назад +4202

    Barely started playing
    Already lvl 38
    Epic

    • @elenarodriguez922
      @elenarodriguez922 8 лет назад +30

      alejandro espinoza I think he might has used a mod.

    • @runner9528
      @runner9528 8 лет назад +15

      Can you change your character's appearance midgame?

    • @TreeFiddyBandit
      @TreeFiddyBandit 8 лет назад +35

      Muzi Tshabalala yes although I'm
      Not sure if this is the only way
      You must go to the thieves guild in the ratway and there an old lady that is always by herself sitting by the water
      Talk to her and she'll mention how she can change u for a fee
      It's also cool to do it because you get an achievement

    • @SFHumpZx
      @SFHumpZx 8 лет назад +5

      "Showracemenu" in the console commands

    • @commanderschedules2046
      @commanderschedules2046 8 лет назад +86

      Murdered Yakuza because it's not a let's play. They have multiple saves, so he can see all aspects of the game quickly.

  • @252pq3
    @252pq3 5 лет назад +402

    "I scared a chicken, I didn't deserve to die!!"
    Pretty much sums up every guard interaction since Morrowind

  • @RickTheSmugLord
    @RickTheSmugLord 8 лет назад +5259

    "Starts creating a character"
    "EBONY ARMOR"

    • @AnimationTreasure
      @AnimationTreasure 8 лет назад +55

      Lmao

    • @ftghb
      @ftghb 8 лет назад +371

      mace of Molag Bal too

    • @shrekduhoger720
      @shrekduhoger720 8 лет назад +314

      Notice all locations are unlocked XD

    • @ardibeltza77
      @ardibeltza77 8 лет назад +207

      And level 38....

    • @SnowingAsh111
      @SnowingAsh111 8 лет назад +182

      Then how did he start a new character in the beginning? I'm guessing Conan picked a Khajiit because that's what Aaron picked on his load and then they switched to that. A bit too scripted if you ask me.

  • @PachetePockets
    @PachetePockets 2 года назад +586

    "I scared a chicken, I didn't deserve to die!"
    That's the best line of the episode.

    • @AlexH4774
      @AlexH4774 Год назад +13

      Not "Feel the wrath of Mr Buttons"?

    • @johnnyatkison3066
      @johnnyatkison3066 Год назад +10

      @@AlexH4774you gota love Skyrim to understand why shouting at a chicken and having the guards come after you crazy is so funny

    • @jaythesilverwolf777
      @jaythesilverwolf777 5 месяцев назад

      When you play for the first time. 😂
      *Attacks scared killed a chicken* *Whole town Attacks you*
      It's just a chicken!!!

  • @vlastimirvukovic
    @vlastimirvukovic 8 лет назад +2398

    "Let's kill some chicken"
    Yeah that sound like good idea!

    • @Mineing200
      @Mineing200 8 лет назад +6

      Vlastimir de gol because this joke Hasent been overused

    • @yoitsricky4782
      @yoitsricky4782 8 лет назад +7

      Should play Runescape, he'd seem to fit in killing some chickens

    • @shabr1ri
      @shabr1ri 7 лет назад +2

      i taught that bitch not to mess with me

    • @d_knight.
      @d_knight. 5 лет назад

      @@yoitsricky4782 Runescape has gone awesone now lol.

    • @lecterulises4081
      @lecterulises4081 5 лет назад +3

      And he even didn't kill the chicken, and got his ass killed

  • @dr.bright2021
    @dr.bright2021 5 лет назад +2629

    Creates character
    2 seconds later: has full set of ebony armor, dragonrend, dule wielding the maze of molag baul and the blade of woe
    Connan "ok how do i kill this guy?"

    • @paul2549
      @paul2549 5 лет назад +44

      Exactly, how did he get an ebony armour that fast

    • @WalkingFish45
      @WalkingFish45 5 лет назад +145

      Zeus * Despite being the god of lightning, you aren’t very bright

    • @mca1881
      @mca1881 5 лет назад +140

      @@paul2549 they have different saves prepared

    • @celion5798
      @celion5798 4 года назад +16

      McAulinho _ 🤦🏻‍♂️ no its because its 2012 he has a modded 360

    • @elixir662
      @elixir662 4 года назад +5

      @@mca1881 what? How did he get to character creation then?

  • @headmastershank3673
    @headmastershank3673 5 лет назад +987

    “As you probably know, I don’t know much about video games, I don’t even particularly like video games, I never play them, and for all those reasons I’ve decided to review them, and rate them.”
    Literally every game journalist.

    • @ryanbrown4053
      @ryanbrown4053 5 лет назад +40

      Hey at least he's honest about it

    • @TheMbangel
      @TheMbangel 4 года назад +6

      Game journalists that know what they are talking about is Playstation Access. They are a great team working in the UK that are avid gamers. Check out their channel.

    • @uku5252
      @uku5252 4 года назад +2

      @@ryanbrown4053 he's not making fun of conan..

    • @uku5252
      @uku5252 4 года назад

      @Blizzard Xtoyex more like irritated..

    • @sadstormtrooper
      @sadstormtrooper 4 года назад +5

      @@TheMbangel Any 'review' channel that has a brand in their name clearly displays the bias they would have in their reviews. So thanks for letting me know about them, will stay from that channel and ignore any recommendations

  • @bmxfreakxyo
    @bmxfreakxyo 5 лет назад +2084

    Can’t believe how old this game is already.

    • @spelareNR14
      @spelareNR14 5 лет назад +38

      A 9 yo classic lol.

    • @CyberDog00
      @CyberDog00 5 лет назад +30

      Tyler Brown and here I am still playing it

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 5 лет назад +33

      @@CyberDog00 I'm still playing morrowind and oblivion too... god i wish they would stop fooling around and release the next installment already

    • @lkjyuiop1987
      @lkjyuiop1987 5 лет назад +5

      Tyler Brown what game would you play to take its place This game will still be badass 200 years from now

    • @vaisnow
      @vaisnow 4 года назад +1

      Timeless gem

  • @shadowfoxx15
    @shadowfoxx15 10 лет назад +254

    "I scared a CHICKEN. I didn't deserve to DIE!" That about sums up my initial experience with Skyrim too.

  • @ethanmooneyham8792
    @ethanmooneyham8792 5 лет назад +1953

    Every Skyrim veteran is questioning how he already got ebony armor and a glass bow

  • @Crusade11722
    @Crusade11722 8 лет назад +1789

    Amazing rating system very understandable and clear

    • @AnimationTreasure
      @AnimationTreasure 8 лет назад +81

      I just not understand how other websites and other reviewers can't understand how conans rating system is top notch in and everything else is obsolete

    • @tilenkobe
      @tilenkobe 8 лет назад +66

      excatly its so precise and elegant man. Im always lost when I read 1-10 rating systems. I mean 5.7 wtf that dot means, so many questions

    • @saifhaq3331
      @saifhaq3331 7 лет назад +11

      It reminds me of the similarly understandable and clear points system of QI :)

    • @mrswolls
      @mrswolls 7 лет назад +2

      Tony totally simple and clearly we all should adopt it going forward

    • @Jess-ji5bg
      @Jess-ji5bg 6 лет назад +4

      For real. unlike 44XXXIVIV which is totally more justifiable

  • @horrorfan13666
    @horrorfan13666 8 лет назад +1700

    "Always attack these things from the ass"
    It's actually pretty impressive that he came up with that, as a non-gamer. The #1 strategy for beating anything tougher and bigger than you in a video game.

  • @MMXX_CE
    @MMXX_CE 8 лет назад +423

    "i just wanna kill some chickens and stuff." first mistake in skyrim Conan. lol

  • @jasonbourne5200
    @jasonbourne5200 4 года назад +3250

    dude creates character, skips helgen, and enters whiterun with a full set of ebony armor and an elven bow🤔

    • @Ghosttea
      @Ghosttea 4 года назад +318

      Edited gameplay for tv purposes i guess

    • @CarlosDesmithy
      @CarlosDesmithy 4 года назад +756

      Aaron plays all the games before Conan does. Saving at certain points so Conan can load and skip forward

    • @rainulislamavash
      @rainulislamavash 4 года назад +216

      No. Aaron uses console commands for tv purposes.

    • @aic8326
      @aic8326 4 года назад +203

      For the love of god.... IT'S EDITED OBVIOUSLY

    • @azerath8876
      @azerath8876 4 года назад +8

      Jason Bourne sounds legit 🤷‍♀️

  • @11RIHAM
    @11RIHAM 10 лет назад +1868

    Anyone else thinks Conan looks like Cicero ?

    • @kylkinger
      @kylkinger 10 лет назад +117

      OH MY GOD.....

    • @earlalvintarcenio2537
      @earlalvintarcenio2537 10 лет назад +56

      now we just need to find a jester hat for him

    • @Edward69Cotton
      @Edward69Cotton 10 лет назад +3

      man)) that was great))xd

    • @havoczilla8129
      @havoczilla8129 10 лет назад +1

      Isnt that from the dark brotherhood quests or something? Haven't played in forever but 99.9% sure I killed himXD

    • @Edward69Cotton
      @Edward69Cotton 10 лет назад

      Havoc Zilla he is a great companion) Fanny guy)))

  • @Formulka
    @Formulka 8 лет назад +582

    "I just scared a chicken, I didn't deserve to die!"

  • @FusRoDah2
    @FusRoDah2 9 лет назад +942

    1:15 It's really funny because the High Elves are high on power and authority, and how could you not be depressed as a Dark Elf if your homeland was devastated by a volcanic eruption.

    • @Khornedevotee
      @Khornedevotee 9 лет назад +7

      +FusRoDah2 True that. ;)

    • @knugenavswarje734
      @knugenavswarje734 9 лет назад +20

      +FusRoDah2 And every Nord hates them. Fucking Dark Elves, I say we nuke 'em.

    • @FusRoDah2
      @FusRoDah2 9 лет назад +15

      Knugen av Swärje Hey! I am forever a Dark Elf, some of the most powerful mortals are and were Dark Elves, bring on the nuke! I'll use magic to send it back where it came from.

    • @kolsveinnskraevolding
      @kolsveinnskraevolding 9 лет назад +2

      +Knugen av Swärje You can't savour all the little emotions if you just nuke 'em. Round 'em up, and gut each one individually.

    • @TheBakingSeal
      @TheBakingSeal 9 лет назад +11

      The Dark Elves were also cursed to look as they do

  • @RickTheSmugLord
    @RickTheSmugLord 5 лет назад +406

    Conan: This is a nice landscape.
    Audience: *HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    • @HelenaHades
      @HelenaHades 4 года назад +8

      Well...if you look at his perspective. He barely plays video games and probably remembers when it was all in an Arcade or early stages of consoles, So I'd understand that he thinks it's pretty....which it was....but now you need mods to make it look 10 times better. Lol

    • @yazzmolsk1467
      @yazzmolsk1467 4 года назад +7

      @@HelenaHades what's wrong with the graphics? the game is from 2011

    • @HelenaHades
      @HelenaHades 4 года назад +1

      @@yazzmolsk1467 Oh nothing's wrong, it's just old is what I'm saying. We have games that really outdo it on graphics and people will just consider Skyrim graphics, pretty but old. I personally like it but I need mods to make it look even better.

    • @yazzmolsk1467
      @yazzmolsk1467 4 года назад +1

      @@HelenaHadesgood to know since I've never played Skyrim and am interested in buying it :) Graphics usually don't bother me too much though... but as you said it's a personal preference

    • @HelenaHades
      @HelenaHades 4 года назад +1

      @@yazzmolsk1467 If you're planning on getting ut, get the special edition.

  • @TheUberSuperNova
    @TheUberSuperNova 8 лет назад +1020

    They knew he was going to crazy in Whiterun so they just gave him high level stuff lol why not

    • @SarcasmOpenWorld
      @SarcasmOpenWorld 6 лет назад

      Ravus how the get him that !?

    • @alec554
      @alec554 6 лет назад

      Sarcasm Open World it's ebony armor, so they either they probably crafted it.

    • @nixeleth
      @nixeleth 6 лет назад +9

      They should've just sent him to Markarth--then he really would have been a Clueless Gamer.

    • @hipfire1920
      @hipfire1920 5 лет назад +2

      Vergil it’s even crazier because they this is on console so there are no console commands. They had to level the character manually

    • @GlitchedRebellion
      @GlitchedRebellion 5 лет назад

      @@hipfire1920 it's just a staffs save file most likely Aaron's save

  • @maxmorrison5230
    @maxmorrison5230 7 лет назад +367

    "she's hot and she's an earner" 😂

    • @rynophobia331
      @rynophobia331 3 года назад +2

      Christopher Moltisanti wants to know your location

  • @-FragileFawn-
    @-FragileFawn- 8 лет назад +464

    "I wanna just kill some chickens" Oh Conan.. You have no idea LOL

    • @Oz349
      @Oz349 8 лет назад +18

      LoL yeah, its like the greatest law to break in Skyrim

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 5 лет назад +2

      You are crazy hot

    • @klavicus2276
      @klavicus2276 5 лет назад +5

      True chicken are as holy in Skyrim as cows for Indians. Btw: you don’t know how cute you are @Lil Navi 😍

    • @Sadeness99
      @Sadeness99 5 лет назад +2

      Come over

    • @porthoel
      @porthoel 5 лет назад +1

      Exactly

  • @firawood
    @firawood 5 лет назад +37

    I remember watching this when I was 13 and it was what made me originally play Skyrim... 7 years later I'm still playing it

  • @ashenrxse
    @ashenrxse 8 лет назад +640

    FEEL THE WRATH OF MR. BUTTONS!!!!!!!!

  • @mmmnnn291
    @mmmnnn291 9 лет назад +414

    Jimmy should take notes.

    • @amrutayyala
      @amrutayyala 9 лет назад +55

      Both of them

    • @flynnhendry
      @flynnhendry 9 лет назад +19

      +taibangnganba sagolsem nah he is just gonna fake laugh at it

    • @mmmnnn291
      @mmmnnn291 9 лет назад +5

      ***** you're probably right.

  • @BerticusBersht
    @BerticusBersht 10 лет назад +2391

    Plays the game for 5 mins. Already has Ebony Armor and the Mace of Molag Bal....

    • @saxzw
      @saxzw 9 лет назад +141

      BerticusBersht Mace of Gandall jackass.

    • @TheAngryDebater
      @TheAngryDebater 9 лет назад +371

      BerticusBersht Conan is secretly the best Skyrim player of all time

    • @thedeatruction
      @thedeatruction 9 лет назад +25

      Maybe it's the other guys character.. The fat one

    • @Enkabard
      @Enkabard 9 лет назад +50

      BerticusBersht And 38lvl, come on, you can do that in 5 minutes.

    • @Dinrad360
      @Dinrad360 9 лет назад +7

      Coc qasmoke

  • @bryansuburbansealing
    @bryansuburbansealing 6 лет назад +117

    Favorite part: “Sex? YES!” Punches him

    • @deepbluebeer
      @deepbluebeer Месяц назад

      Been looking for this comment thank you 😂

  • @deutscheshaus3732
    @deutscheshaus3732 8 лет назад +791

    i guess he left the tutorial with a full set of ebony armor

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 8 лет назад +4

      +Deutsches Haus Console Commands, mate!

    • @KingRumar
      @KingRumar 8 лет назад +8

      +Deutsches Haus Looked like the ebony mail, he already had Malog Bal's mace so why wouldn't it be the ebony mail as well? He also used dragonrend on the guards too.

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae 8 лет назад +1

      +Deutsches Haus
      And Molag Bal's mace

    • @shaneebahera8566
      @shaneebahera8566 8 лет назад +1

      and level 38

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae 8 лет назад +18

      He probably was playing on his nerd assistant's save game

  • @mrhatman707
    @mrhatman707 8 лет назад +689

    Why didn't Aaron tell him that he could marry Ysolda? hahah

    • @SpicyyChimken
      @SpicyyChimken 8 лет назад +28

      Yup you can marry on the console versions too (Both 360 and PS3)

    • @ethanmorgaan
      @ethanmorgaan 8 лет назад +3

      +justin nwoye Amulet of mara & a good relationship with the npc?

    • @matthewnickl9871
      @matthewnickl9871 8 лет назад +3

      That DLC that allowed marriage wasn't released then?

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 8 лет назад +31

      Matthew Nickl That DLC allowed adopting children. Marriage was in the base game

    • @matthewnickl9871
      @matthewnickl9871 8 лет назад +6

      roadhouse699
      Thanks for clarifying

  • @hawaiimaui123
    @hawaiimaui123 9 лет назад +239

    He starts with:
    _A full set of ebony armour_
    _Steel arrows_
    _An elven bow_
    _The Mace of Molag Bal_
    _A dagger of some sorts_
    _Shouts_
    _The entire map unlocked_
    At level *83*!
    ...
    Seems legit

  • @charles_the_elder
    @charles_the_elder 5 лет назад +341

    I had forgotten what Ysolda looks like without mods.

    • @jgon12
      @jgon12 5 лет назад +5

      Haha true same

    • @ryanbrown4053
      @ryanbrown4053 5 лет назад +23

      Same I was like "whoa what happened to her"

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 5 лет назад +26

      She's already one of the more attractive women. Why? What does she look like with mods?

    • @jgon12
      @jgon12 5 лет назад +16

      @@corvus1253 depends on the mod but way better lol

    • @ryanbrown4053
      @ryanbrown4053 5 лет назад +3

      @@corvus1253 All of them look a lot better, but yeah like the other guy said, it depends on the mods.

  • @10joJoe
    @10joJoe 8 лет назад +335

    Seeing this video made me realize how old this is!!!! I thought clueless gamer was a newish segment

    • @SarcasmOpenWorld
      @SarcasmOpenWorld 6 лет назад +1

      Me too aron is in shaoe now lol

    • @MrSuperbear90
      @MrSuperbear90 6 лет назад +2

      it was much better with only aron and conan

    • @TheNativeEngine
      @TheNativeEngine 5 лет назад +1

      Lol me too.

    • @CATCATDovahkiin
      @CATCATDovahkiin 5 лет назад

      Same, it introduced me to The Elder Scrolls Series. Thanks Conan.

    • @jamesevans7854
      @jamesevans7854 5 лет назад

      Yeah right? You'd think by now he'd be good at video games lol

  • @Fischstix95
    @Fischstix95 9 лет назад +110

    Conan would probably like to know you can marry Ysolda in the game.

  • @SplinteredX
    @SplinteredX 8 лет назад +203

    5:10 I'm surprised Conan didn't say anything about the floating mammoth haha

    • @rickybobby144
      @rickybobby144 8 лет назад +17

      If you look closely he used Dragonrend on the mammoth lol.

    • @duckyconchotheoriginal4896
      @duckyconchotheoriginal4896 7 лет назад

      SplinteredX he did

    • @acninee
      @acninee 5 лет назад

      I'm disappointed that a giant wasn't protecting that mammoth.

  • @deanwin007
    @deanwin007 5 лет назад +83

    "feel the wrath of Mr. Buttons"

  • @stemup
    @stemup 8 лет назад +1360

    he needs to review dark souls

  • @johnconnor2402
    @johnconnor2402 8 лет назад +208

    Damn, this was so much better with just Aaron. All the celebs on now are just unfunny and know nothing about games.

    • @kratoscallofduty
      @kratoscallofduty 8 лет назад +7

      You didn't think MKX with Lynch and Gronk was funny?

    • @dreaded_pegasus6578
      @dreaded_pegasus6578 7 лет назад +3

      kratoscallofduty it's because he doesn't know who sports figures are because he doesn't play "ball" sports

    • @TheRiptideRaptor
      @TheRiptideRaptor 7 лет назад +4

      kratoscallofduty that one was a rarity

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 4 года назад +1

      Because games r for losers duh

    • @Cybersnake-he4zr
      @Cybersnake-he4zr 4 года назад

      Troll Hidden Cave i never seen the difference in games and watching sports both are watching something and eat garbage food wtf is the difference

  • @metallicagabbe98
    @metallicagabbe98 8 лет назад +121

    "For you guys out there, and you are guys!" lol

  • @nightrider_
    @nightrider_ 4 года назад +8

    I cannot believe these started in 2012. I loved them so much back then. I wish they did more stuff like this, just conan and aaron.

  • @ndouds
    @ndouds 9 лет назад +43

    "You've committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?" "I.. I just killed a chicken..."

    • @ndouds
      @ndouds 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Right! Lmao you jump off the boat everything is cool, you kill a chicken the hold puts a bounty on you.

    • @wolfspirit9999
      @wolfspirit9999 9 лет назад +1

      A Tone
      Chickens are the true gods of the world.

  • @sabatheus
    @sabatheus 8 лет назад +90

    4:20 "I scared a chicken! I didn't deserve to DIE!"

  • @Babahashish
    @Babahashish 9 лет назад +258

    finishes the charcter and starts the game with dwarven bow and ebony armor...

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 9 лет назад +62

      He also has the molag Bol mace from markarth.

    • @MrRonDeL83
      @MrRonDeL83 9 лет назад +38

      and when he talks to ylsoda, he turns his camera and suddenly he is at the gate of whiterun, kinda edited..

    • @Babahashish
      @Babahashish 9 лет назад +9

      Ron de l i guess, but thats for comedic purposes

    • @georgegrinstead6438
      @georgegrinstead6438 9 лет назад +1

      They had to have been there for a while to get to level 38 lol

    • @Rainkit
      @Rainkit 9 лет назад +11

      I think what they normally do is they have him start the character creator and then they load a save for him.
      Either that of the other guy played for a while and then brought him back in.
      Or, you know, console commands.

  • @Metalshaper95
    @Metalshaper95 4 года назад +94

    Ysolda: "Once I've made enough money trading with the Khajiit caravans, I'm going to buy The Bannered Mare from Hulda".
    Conan: ok

  • @dsk5619
    @dsk5619 8 лет назад +120

    "FEEL THE WRATH OF MR.BUTTONS!!!" LMAO 😂

  • @amaster9241
    @amaster9241 7 лет назад +41

    "for a few minutes there we were in a wonderful new world and now I'm doing my taxes." aw man! you made me spill my soda cause I laughed too hard.

  • @smee5581
    @smee5581 8 лет назад +88

    I still play Skyrim, I have replayed this game 3 times now and it always seems to bring something new!

    • @YouthEnergy
      @YouthEnergy 8 лет назад +12

      3 times? That's it?

    • @smee5581
      @smee5581 8 лет назад +1

      Yeh I completed it all achievements first in 2 months, then gave it a break for a few month then started another character and went through slowly and I have only replaying it again. I hopped onto ESO online for a while then dropped off that. Read quite a few series of books and yeh back into the game again. It will go full circle again soon.

    • @craigs6045
      @craigs6045 8 лет назад

      Hahaha I've never before seen someone try so hard to express their dedication to Skyrim. You like it, we understand!

    • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
      @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 8 лет назад +1

      Samantha K 2 weeks 😊

    • @corporalcallosum2222
      @corporalcallosum2222 8 лет назад +3

      Samantha K I've probably replayed it about 200+ times :/ I only got to about level 10 with most of those characters though

  • @Speculaas
    @Speculaas 5 лет назад +184

    *Shouts Dragonrend at Mammoth*
    Aaron Blaire: Nice, you hit him...

    • @komkwam
      @komkwam 4 года назад +13

      The Mammoth did fall from the sky so dragonrend the mammoth keeps him grounded. 😁

    • @ineffabletryx6528
      @ineffabletryx6528 4 года назад

      I mean Aaron had to make up for when he corrected him.

  • @Cubsfan122112
    @Cubsfan122112 8 лет назад +47

    Conan should review The Sims series. With all the options you have in your game, i can only imagine what'd he do / say.

  • @evilovesperry
    @evilovesperry 10 лет назад +61

    he got a full set of ebony armor real quick....

  • @Verbal_Kent
    @Verbal_Kent 9 лет назад +26

    "and now I'm doing my taxes" lol.....
    I love u Conan

  • @DillHurley7
    @DillHurley7 4 года назад +21

    2:41 appropriate response to 90% of the dialogue 😂

  • @Tetrix0
    @Tetrix0 8 лет назад +227

    Just use the amulet of Mara if you want a relationship.

  • @keelin4273
    @keelin4273 5 лет назад +83

    He's using Dragonrend on a Mammoth lol

  • @eternaljade97
    @eternaljade97 8 лет назад +25

    "One elf is high, and the other is depressed". 😂

  • @9cloudrachel207
    @9cloudrachel207 Год назад +2

    Been watching so much RUclips lately, it’s so nice to hear that laugh track. That’s true content

  • @shanksmustang6963
    @shanksmustang6963 8 лет назад +67

    Even Conan calls bullshit on the chicken killing

    • @courage552
      @courage552 8 лет назад +7

      that annoyed me too I attack one chicken and the whole village comes after me 😂

    • @adamparton5138
      @adamparton5138 8 лет назад

      MOTNS9000 Yep, if someone killed one of my hens I'd at least break their wrist or something. Kill two or three? They might end up hung from a tree, covered in peanut butter and raving about a vengeful cloaked fat man.

  • @dtalmood
    @dtalmood 9 лет назад +16

    5:54 The way Conan and Aaron look at each other

  • @KrimsonVagus
    @KrimsonVagus 10 лет назад +61

    The woman Ysolda shown here is actually the one my character married. If Conan wears an Amulet of Mara and talks to her, he could marry her too. LOL

    • @TheHotjdog
      @TheHotjdog 10 лет назад +70

      Pepper Potts....Ok then

    • @ThatOneDreadHead
      @ThatOneDreadHead 10 лет назад

      +TheHotjdog LOL

    • @KrimsonVagus
      @KrimsonVagus 9 лет назад +4

      ***** I play it once for 4-5 hours every 2-3 weeks. Then I switch to another game like Kingdoms of Amalur, Civ 5, Endless Legend etc.. Having a good variety ensures that I never get bored with anything.
      Clever, eh? ;)

    • @TravisArk
      @TravisArk 9 лет назад +3

      congratulations on your life choices

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 9 лет назад

      i think all conan wanted was to fuck her, not marry her.

  • @MaxHimbigger
    @MaxHimbigger 6 лет назад +33

    5:12
    "Nice! You hit him!"
    *Giant resisted dragonrend*

  • @Grunge_Cycling
    @Grunge_Cycling 10 лет назад +21

    One thing I learned in my 3 years playing and modding Skyrim, you never fuck with the chickens!

    • @HeyImHavok
      @HeyImHavok 10 лет назад

      Whoa, got a badass over here.(chicken looks at you) aaaaaaah everyone run

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 10 лет назад +11

      I learned that from Ocarina of Time. lol

    • @mrcheckhammmer
      @mrcheckhammmer 9 лет назад

      You know what I learned from modding... Never get ENB , trust me..I thought my PC can handle it.I couldn't remove the ENB and had to reinstall Skyrim and all my 108 mods

  • @totalrandom4930
    @totalrandom4930 8 лет назад +107

    Well, it's now a fact :
    Everybody finds Ysolda hot.

    • @DutchGuyMike
      @DutchGuyMike 8 лет назад +3

      I don't, nor any Skyrim character, why? Because they all lack depth.

    • @Borderlands808
      @Borderlands808 8 лет назад

      Total Random lol she's the second woman I married. First wife just complained about everything.

    • @SubieNinja
      @SubieNinja 5 лет назад

      also aela, and hroki(markarth bar maid)

  • @Autumn_Atomic
    @Autumn_Atomic 11 лет назад +12

    "for you guys out there, and you ARE guys..." LMFAO!

  • @AJ-lg2sg
    @AJ-lg2sg 5 лет назад +24

    Connan: "I wanna just like, kill some chickens and stuff"
    Me: Oh no... You do not want that.

  • @KatHodges
    @KatHodges 8 лет назад +23

    "I wanna kill chickens and stuff"" that is the one thing you DO NOT want to do in skyrim...

  • @PinkiePieJr
    @PinkiePieJr 9 лет назад +165

    I would love to see him try Dark Souls now XD

    • @RyanRuinedMusic
      @RyanRuinedMusic 9 лет назад +7

      +Pinkie Pie Jr. He would die so hard lol

    • @flynnhendry
      @flynnhendry 9 лет назад

      +Pinkie Pie Jr. metal gear solid XD

    • @damianllamas8453
      @damianllamas8453 8 лет назад

      lol I was just thinking that then I looked at ur comment

    • @damianllamas8453
      @damianllamas8453 8 лет назад +1

      lol I was just thinking that then I looked at ur comment

  • @AuzzieArtyst
    @AuzzieArtyst 10 лет назад +288

    Hey Conan...you should review Dark Souls for your next Clueless Gamer episode

  • @christopherscully5927
    @christopherscully5927 8 лет назад +6

    Conan as a fellow irishman. your a legend and thank you for your reviews you are so funny

  • @Razear
    @Razear 9 лет назад +17

    "For you guys out there, and you are guys." LOL

  • @Bythehandof...
    @Bythehandof... 7 лет назад +5

    It's so great to see Conan wearing that T-shirt... Much love from Armenia...

  • @noneofur300
    @noneofur300 2 года назад +6

    I can't stop watching all these old Conan videos 👏👏👏

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 9 лет назад +41

    He didn't even meet a dragon. This doesn't count.

  • @ariakim1868
    @ariakim1868 8 лет назад +12

    Oh help...I'm doomed. I can't stop!! been watching Conan for 2 hours now

  • @haster9597
    @haster9597 8 лет назад +67

    Attacking chickens were all of our first and last mistakes in this game

    • @Millie1994
      @Millie1994 8 лет назад +1

      I kept getting fable flashbacks when I'd see a chicken, then instantly regret kicking it

    • @haster9597
      @haster9597 8 лет назад +1

      I was completely new to skyrim and just saw a chicken in Riverwood and didn't think about the consequences - I then died instantly because I had no idea how to properly use the combat mechanics yet ._.

    • @bubble.mp4
      @bubble.mp4 8 лет назад

      Haster yes, yes it was

  • @virtualfrappe9902
    @virtualfrappe9902 Год назад +4

    11 years later, now I hope to see Conan play Skyrim again, but completely modded and, if possible, cursed.

  • @Shadowblood831
    @Shadowblood831 8 лет назад +41

    2:05 "This Is Madness"
    wait till you meet sheogorath

    • @nixeleth
      @nixeleth 6 лет назад +1

      They should've just console commanded him to Solitude and sent him to the Pelagius Wing. Then he could've TURNED people into chickens with the Wabbajack.

  • @Basketball82423
    @Basketball82423 8 лет назад +13

    Conan with the Yerevan shirt. Sweet! Probably from his trip to Armenia. Can't stop watching this series, he's hilarious! :D

    • @Not_From_Holland
      @Not_From_Holland Год назад

      I don't think many people noticed. It takes a true Armenian

  • @dorkywarrior
    @dorkywarrior 4 года назад +23

    "This is the Elder Scrolls V for you guys out there, and you are guys:
    Well he's not wrong

    • @annabergman1166
      @annabergman1166 3 года назад +2

      Yes he is, I loved Skyrim

    • @GoodHunterBL
      @GoodHunterBL 3 года назад +1

      @@annabergman1166 I saw data from 2017 I think most gamers in the skyrim genra are male. female gamers are mostly dominating in mobile games (match 3) and simulators. western RPG they are around 26%.
      here is a link
      quanticfoundry.com/2017/01/19/female-gamers-by-genre/

    • @projectnewtype6879
      @projectnewtype6879 3 года назад +5

      @@GoodHunterBL I know a lot of females who love skyrim . Idk why ppl think women dont like video games besides candy crush. Its very narrow minded

    • @GoodHunterBL
      @GoodHunterBL 3 года назад

      @@projectnewtype6879 Yup women like video games and skyrim and ther games. not debationg this. it is jus not the same proportion as men right now. and things are changing for more women joining.

  • @Bronoulli
    @Bronoulli 4 года назад +12

    Not sure why these two didn’t take the opportunity to create a series like this during the cov

  • @Glarblenuck
    @Glarblenuck 10 лет назад +42

    How did he unlock all the areas and get fucking Ebony armor and the Mace of Molag Bal that early into the game on the console version

    • @PhoenixSora9aOs3
      @PhoenixSora9aOs3 10 лет назад +88

      with the power of editing

    • @thomhardcastle9897
      @thomhardcastle9897 10 лет назад +54

      Yuki Terumi Untrue - I have played the game for hours, searching for the Power of Editing, and no such power exists. Peace.

    • @PhoenixSora9aOs3
      @PhoenixSora9aOs3 10 лет назад +37

      Thom Hardcastle you have not searched enough. trust me, maiq told me about it,

    • @williamwilliams6358
      @williamwilliams6358 10 лет назад +13

      Yuki Terumi You believe what Maiq tells you? You probably believe in Talos too, don't you? Until I see evidence for a mortal ascending, I will refuse to believe in that crap.
      In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony Nord's blessing, but because I am enlightened by the Eight Divine.

    • @thomhardcastle9897
      @thomhardcastle9897 10 лет назад +2

      I'm a Belieber.

  • @michaell1199
    @michaell1199 7 лет назад +15

    I love how he created the character and then time traveled 38 levels into the future

  • @definitelynotasquid
    @definitelynotasquid 9 лет назад +92

    i remember i made my first character a khajiit named Mr. Kat

    • @HackSpidersChannel
      @HackSpidersChannel 9 лет назад

      I did that on Oblivion

    • @HackSpidersChannel
      @HackSpidersChannel 9 лет назад

      ***** Why'd you say that?

    • @mikajimenez
      @mikajimenez 9 лет назад

      Hackety I think he's Coop Burtonburger, if you catch my cold... *sneeze*

    • @HackSpidersChannel
      @HackSpidersChannel 9 лет назад +1

      Reich Comedy Network ohhhhh... ok

    • @cqb3814
      @cqb3814 9 лет назад +1

      Mine was mr. Biggleswerth like from austin powers

  • @jamiecinder9412
    @jamiecinder9412 4 года назад +9

    That jumpscare he had when he saw the old lady was priceless.

  • @aarondolney4178
    @aarondolney4178 8 лет назад +9

    " FEEL THE WRATH OF MR. BUTTONS!!!!" lol, oh man i cant stop laughing.

  • @skinfaxi2562
    @skinfaxi2562 10 лет назад +40

    FEEL THE WRATH OF MR BUTTONS

  • @TheYoungWolfI
    @TheYoungWolfI 4 года назад +202

    All the kids are talking about this. My dad and stepmom are retired in their mid 60s. They play Skyrim among other PC and PS4 games. Just saying because society needs to shake this view that videogames are somehow childish or lesser forms of art. The "reality" TV most of you watch is certainly less creative and more childish. Also fun fact, the video game industry makes more money than the movie, TV, and music industries combined, and has far more creative and more intelligent creators.

    • @chrisclimo1265
      @chrisclimo1265 4 года назад +18

      My retired Dad clocked up a total of 1800 hours on this game with 4 characters. It will always be one of the true classics 👍

    • @70stunes71
      @70stunes71 4 года назад +20

      I'm 58. Introduced my kids to technology as it came. They are all gamers they are all college graduates with great jobs and I still play Skyrim. I think it is wrong for parents to try to steer their children away from technology, but rather let it have its time and place. My kids didn't live on the games, but they did play them consistently up through the years. All of them are involved with computers in some form or another with their work. Three of them have bachelor's degrees two of them have master's degrees. I think it speaks for itself that it is a good idea to raise your kids with technology. I worked in the nuclear Department in the military in a highly classified job. I consider technology to be yesterday today and tomorrow. It's a great choice I hope a lot of parents read my comment. It is not good to try to box your children into your past because you thought it was great. Let them breathe today so that they can live tomorrow

    • @chrisclimo1265
      @chrisclimo1265 4 года назад +2

      @@70stunes71 I called it quality time learning new technolgy with the Old Man. In the '80s typing bbc micro basic games from English pc magazines and bug fixing. Rewarding when someone else's game creation cranked into life on the family microcomputer
      We all played pacman for best scores and my younger Sister had the rapid decisions & quickest reactions to beat everyone
      Whether the game theme is even relevant to life or not, there are definitely certain mental skill sets developed in games like skyrim or fallout etc. Im sure some fans could actally build a decent log and rock walled house learning some of the theory and just observing Skyrims Lakeside Manor architecture for eg. VR is fantastic, the affordability of the ps4 console and vr set and potentially to learn thousands of tasks associated with many careers if simulations were well programmed.
      My Son and I have only begun 2 player matches in cod4 blkops. Hillarious, challenging - quality time 🙂

    • @MakelliStudio
      @MakelliStudio 4 года назад

      You can't compare video games to real art though.

    • @MakelliStudio
      @MakelliStudio 4 года назад

      @WIZARD RAPIER Something that has a strict goal as a game can never be true art. Art such as painting, music exists on its own therefore it is a purer form of art.

  • @Baja383
    @Baja383 4 года назад +6

    2:39 "okay" literally my expression after I hear an NPC talk in any rpg game.

  • @elenarodriguez922
    @elenarodriguez922 8 лет назад +16

    I love all of the character creation options.

  • @youssefslm3542
    @youssefslm3542 10 лет назад +34

    best game reviewer ever

  • @wadud92
    @wadud92 8 лет назад +28

    Should have taken him to Riverwood for chicken hunting

  • @kcd4527
    @kcd4527 3 года назад +3

    When he started talking about the chickens, my first skyrim play through flashed before my eyes.