Clueless Gamer: Conan Reviews "Watch Dogs" | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  4 года назад +146

    Love #CluelessGamer? Check out Team Coco's "Good Game Nice Try," a gaming podcast hosted by Twitch star OMGitsfirefoxx and our very own Aaron Bleyaert! apple.co/goodgamenicetry

  • @llMurcielagoll
    @llMurcielagoll 8 лет назад +5374

    I prefer clueless gamer with Aaron more than the ones with the "high profile" figures that Conan is recently doing.

    • @benjdewantara
      @benjdewantara 7 лет назад +108

      Finally, someone else who shares my opinion.

    • @Sllyk
      @Sllyk 6 лет назад +207

      @@benjdewantara there is this exact same comment on every clueless gamer video ever

    • @SassySasquatchh
      @SassySasquatchh 6 лет назад +39

      llMurcielagoll some of the guests were good, like Terry Crews and Elijah Wood tho

    • @austinboylan5476
      @austinboylan5476 6 лет назад +6

      DarthCigar - هوشييين Except the ones with Will Arnett and Marshawn Lynch. Those videos were gold.

    • @Arnuuld
      @Arnuuld 6 лет назад +2

      Same same!

  • @fredman2640
    @fredman2640 9 лет назад +5761

    Poor Aaron, he just wanted a handshake.

  • @mechashadow
    @mechashadow 9 лет назад +1700

    He hacked into his handshake.

  • @joackimroberg6668
    @joackimroberg6668 5 лет назад +1526

    I feel so sad for Aaron. You can clearly see how much he appriciate doing these Clueless Gamer with Conan, and they are very much entertaining to watch!
    Now that poor Aaron has been replaced with celebrities which is way less funnier than Conan & Aaron together.
    Aaron is all left out and have to watch Conan "Cheat" on him with other people :( BRING BACK CLUELESS GAMER WITH CONAN & AARON (ONLY)

    • @benkleparek4246
      @benkleparek4246 4 года назад +97

      its a bit bro its really not that deep

    • @callmegary2622
      @callmegary2622 4 года назад +29

      i like the mixup. Some celebs are great, like bill hader was the best video of this series imo

    • @PMantis013
      @PMantis013 4 года назад +9

      Right? And the celebrities are so lame playing the game, they are not even fun to watch.

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 4 года назад +3

      Joackim Roberg How do you know he didn’t get tired of doing so many of them and wanted to cut back?

    • @Samm_b28
      @Samm_b28 4 года назад +7

      aaron been working with conan for more than a decade, its not that much of a big deal

  • @backsaif
    @backsaif 9 лет назад +3256

    The best way to stop a crime is to start a new crime. Conan o brief

    • @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass
      @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass 9 лет назад +10

      ***** *rolls eyes*

    • @AngusStewart01
      @AngusStewart01 9 лет назад +1

      ***** See they saw their was crime going on watched this video then their like i know how to solve this and got themselves arrested and killed people

    • @johnboy7856
      @johnboy7856 6 лет назад +103

      What are you wearing? Calvin Klein? Not me. I'm wearing the new Conan O'Briefs. When you need support....wear Conan.

    • @apa709
      @apa709 6 лет назад +10

      old chinese saying like confucious says

    • @OptimusPrimeribs
      @OptimusPrimeribs 5 лет назад +1

      He said best way to SOLVE a crime...hilarious video. 😂

  • @dvnhzq
    @dvnhzq 9 лет назад +443

    The crowd's reaction when Conan shot the woman in the boat is so damn priceless. xD

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 лет назад +60

      Almost as good as the Tomb Raider incident. I don't think anything will ever top that one.

  • @Jinjin000w
    @Jinjin000w 5 лет назад +145

    Conan was made for comedy. His sense of humor and effortlessness of it is honestly amazing.

  • @v1743962002
    @v1743962002 9 лет назад +1628

    "to stop a crime is actually to start a new one." Chinese APPROVED.

  • @omni7576
    @omni7576 8 лет назад +799

    Conan and Aaron need there own gaming channel

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 8 лет назад +41

      *their

    • @quintfl
      @quintfl 8 лет назад +4

      +Cod Of Ages *derp

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 8 лет назад +1

      Gary W-l-o-t What?

    • @quintfl
      @quintfl 8 лет назад +3

      Cod Of Ages herpaderp

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 8 лет назад +1

      Gary W-l-o-t DERPADERPYDERP

  • @Mountain_Drew
    @Mountain_Drew 8 лет назад +372

    "We're on the way to solve a crime; why are you shooting in the street?"
    "That's the best way to solve a crime; sometimes it's to start a new crime."
    note taken.

    • @itsjeron164
      @itsjeron164 8 лет назад +6

      AwkwardBunnyStudios an old Chinese saying 😂😂

  • @ERod2010
    @ERod2010 10 лет назад +308

    Why is Conan dressed like Philip J. Fry from Futurama?

    • @TheNioxic
      @TheNioxic 10 лет назад +32

      Coz he's IS fry from futurama

    • @BACKinBLACK1080
      @BACKinBLACK1080 10 лет назад +4

      Nioxic Billy West is Fry, and Bender, and Zap Brannigan, and Zoidberg, and Farnsworth....and many more. He's been using his "Fry" voice since he was pranking people on the Howard Stern show.

    • @tangoman111
      @tangoman111 10 лет назад +8

      BACKinBLACK1080
      Actually, John DiMaggio voices Bender.

    • @JDubya90
      @JDubya90 10 лет назад +4

      BACKinBLACK1080 Actually Jon DiMaggio is Bender. Maruice LaMarche is Zapp. But Billy West does do Fry, Zoidberg, and the Professor though.

    • @XDageon11
      @XDageon11 10 лет назад

      ***** Maurice LaMarche is Kif. Billy West is Zapp

  • @greendayguy2012
    @greendayguy2012 9 лет назад +234

    let's go into a basement, and play with COMPOOOTERZ AND SERVERRZ!!!! -Conan O'brien 2014. (Cracks me up every time)

  • @TheClaireWitchProject
    @TheClaireWitchProject 9 лет назад +2582

    It's official. Every game from now on needs a makeout button.

  • @saif162
    @saif162 8 лет назад +847

    When Conan is better than the actual RUclips game reviewers 😅

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 8 лет назад +60

      +saif162 It's because it's coming from a non-gamer point of view .. not saying Conan is not funny , he is funnier .. but this segment works because he notices thing that gamers already passed the point when it's bugging them .. that's why it's gonna be so funny if your father plays with you .. cause he'll notice things that you stopped caring about and it'll be funny

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 7 лет назад +4

      saif162 when its actually not a review

    • @Trackrace29582
      @Trackrace29582 6 лет назад +9

      There’s no bias. If he likes a game he likes if he doesn’t he doesn’t. When there is a mistake or cliche he brings it up most gamers just ignore it. Plus he is funny af

    • @saif162
      @saif162 6 лет назад

      ุ Bet you're fun at parties.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 лет назад +1

      A professional entertainer is better than some talentless hacks? Mind blowing. Someone needs to alert the mayor and write a letter to their local congressman. Everyone must know about this astonishing revelation.

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 10 лет назад +737

    This has got to be my favorite skit you do, and what a perfect game to do as well !!!

    • @StateAlchemistAdam
      @StateAlchemistAdam 10 лет назад +7

      lol this is the last place i thought i would find you! XD this game is so hype, gonna get it for pc!!!!

    • @Wintermackeral
      @Wintermackeral 10 лет назад

      Holy crap it's you!!!! Love your Vlogs man!

    • @TheShaftNinja
      @TheShaftNinja 10 лет назад

      Subbed to you man, love the vids

    • @OpticalGrafix
      @OpticalGrafix 10 лет назад +1

      CHEAAAA!

    • @BlackSkeleton53
      @BlackSkeleton53 10 лет назад

      :D!!!!!!!!!

  • @ashwin007bond
    @ashwin007bond 8 лет назад +195

    The best way to stop a crime is to start a new crime.
    -Conan

  • @Bizazah
    @Bizazah 10 лет назад +16

    Conans "Geek/Nerd" Sound is probably one of his best attributes , I feel with joy every time he puts that to use :)

  • @OtterloopB
    @OtterloopB 10 лет назад +127

    So... Grand Theft Auto meets The Dark Knight meets hacking gimmick?
    Mario Kart 8, my money is yours.

    • @CallumBrine
      @CallumBrine 10 лет назад +16

      It's better than GTA, and to be honest, batman

    • @Emma_J175
      @Emma_J175 10 лет назад +11

      Lorenzo Lombardi Where is your childhood then Lorenzo?

    • @Doperooni
      @Doperooni 10 лет назад +8

      arne3177
      Clearly he was a child of Sega.

    • @Emma_J175
      @Emma_J175 10 лет назад +1

      No I didn't meant that, but I too was more of a fam of playstation, and I have have grew up from it. But when you said nintendo sucks I saw before me a little cod kid you know :P

    • @Emma_J175
      @Emma_J175 10 лет назад +1

      Well, everyone has their own opinion......

  • @ishmael8291
    @ishmael8291 Месяц назад +1

    Wish they would bring this back Conans comments to video games are hilarious

  • @FlyBoyKhi
    @FlyBoyKhi 10 лет назад +43

    I've intercepted a few handshakes lol.

  • @mr.fghjkl4871
    @mr.fghjkl4871 8 лет назад +147

    remember when this game was hyped

    • @leq628
      @leq628 8 лет назад +3

      i member

    • @thothheartmaat2833
      @thothheartmaat2833 8 лет назад

      Amir Mukim I quit playing as soon as the first part where you drive a car. it's so bad.

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 8 лет назад +4

      Amir Mukim Looked amazing then i recently saw a video off all Ubisofts downgrades and i realised why i never bought it. And watch dogs 2 is just some lame hipster crap. Wish they kept the original style.

    • @Louie12211
      @Louie12211 7 лет назад +1

      CezaMVO the first one is one of my fav games idek why but I can't even play the second one I think it's awful😂

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 7 лет назад

      Amir Mukim remember when people realized the game was good after bashing it for a year?

  • @russianbear26
    @russianbear26 3 года назад +13

    "You look like a swiss clock maker and pornographer" got me right from the beginning :-)

  • @OmegaKingHyperionPX9
    @OmegaKingHyperionPX9 10 лет назад +57

    the graphics looks the same, my god, its so sad that now days people so obsessed with graphics so badly, it won't really help all that much if a video game don't have no good gameplay, and everybody knows gameplay is more important than graphics.

    • @galatasarayfan67
      @galatasarayfan67 10 лет назад +3

      If you don't care about graphics at all, go and play San Andreas, it was a great game... back in 2004. Now I would rather play GTA IV or GTA V... and San Andreas arguably had better gameplay than GTA IV.
      The PS4 and Xbox One are suppose to have a 6-8 year life cycle, we're not even a year into their release and they are already greatly lagging behind.
      I like graphic fidelity, it immerses you more into the game, nothing wrong with that.

    • @SelfImmolatorANP
      @SelfImmolatorANP 10 лет назад +2

      Yeh well the gameplay looks like shit. The only thing that ever looked good about this game was the graphics on the original previews.

    • @OmegaKingHyperionPX9
      @OmegaKingHyperionPX9 10 лет назад +1

      ***** already play them, however i didin care for GTA IV at all, only GTA V and San Andreas are my favorites.

    • @Stevethyawesome
      @Stevethyawesome 10 лет назад +9

      I think people should worry less about the graphics and should start learning how to catch bumble bee's. check out my channel, I uploaded a video on how to catch bumble bee's.

    • @flyingplantwhale545
      @flyingplantwhale545 10 лет назад +2

      People want to justify paying half a grand on their new machines. When the game looks and plays like "last-gen", their investment doesn't make much sense anymore. It's just consumer entertainment, no need to get too upset over these things. there's a lot more important ones going on around. (that much is clear).
      But these developers want us to buy their product, after showing fake footage in E3. And after seeing what they really have to sell, I'd say 'keep your game fellas'. ;)

  • @xyzavenger
    @xyzavenger 10 лет назад +18

    5:19 "LET'S GO IN TO BASEMENTS AND PLAY WITH COMPUTTTERRRSS AND SERVERS" (in nerdy voice) xD

  • @TheReal_Dirty_Dan
    @TheReal_Dirty_Dan 8 лет назад +65

    LMAO THE GUY INTERCEPTS THE HANDSHAKE

  • @ArcturusMinsk
    @ArcturusMinsk 10 лет назад +2070

    I'd rather watch dogs than play this game.

    • @ElJayz
      @ElJayz 10 лет назад +14

      what?

    • @QPoily
      @QPoily 10 лет назад +265

      Lee Uchiha He would rather watch dogs than play the game.

    • @mrghantauke
      @mrghantauke 10 лет назад +80

      The "then" instead of "than" fucked up the joke.

    • @mjordan072
      @mjordan072 10 лет назад +93

      mrghantauke No it didn't

    • @MadSpaceCow
      @MadSpaceCow 10 лет назад +114

      mrghantauke
      Your education fucked up the joke... he used the right word.

  • @Overton_Windows
    @Overton_Windows 10 лет назад +10

    I'd like to see videos of Conan responding to the youtube comments for all his Clueless Gamer Reviews... He would tear this forum to shreds and do it HILARIOUSLY. All the material he needs is right here. Maybe something like "Conan Trolls the Net"! Seriously, this page and the comments ruined any joy this would have brought me. No wonder so many people I come across hate gamers... I play and I'm starting to hate them. Along with anyone who uses the term "fanboy" virtually any chance they see an opportunity to slip it in to a sentence... I can already hear the "you're old" amongst the plethora of other brilliant, quick and witty comments coming my way....

  • @Rahulsingh-mb6kw
    @Rahulsingh-mb6kw 8 лет назад +24

    The handshake was hilarious I'm dying

  • @sowhat249
    @sowhat249 8 лет назад +123

    Do Watch Dogs 2 now... Please.. Clueless gamer is the most forgotten part of Conan's show...

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 5 лет назад +2

      You are sorely mistaken, Живко Шмифко ЯнкуЗалупоЗадротПивко.
      Clueless Gamer is Connan's most popular segment on RUclipss.

  • @seanglass1519
    @seanglass1519 9 лет назад +81

    3:20 Well, if it was Silvia Plath, you probably just did her a favor.

    • @TrivoMarjanovic
      @TrivoMarjanovic 9 лет назад +3

      +Sean Glass i wonder how many people get your joke.

    • @GeologicFM
      @GeologicFM 9 лет назад +15

      +Trivo Marjanovic Because you're soooo smart

    • @TrivoMarjanovic
      @TrivoMarjanovic 8 лет назад +2

      not where i live, nobody kniows here in the netherlands

  • @Cubsfan122112
    @Cubsfan122112 8 лет назад +84

    i enjoyed Watch Dogs. I love the setting of Chicago. it's pretty spot on, and i live near Chicago. it's like a combination of GTA V and Assassin's Creed. but with Hacking to be used instead of stealth and action. there's a ton of side missions. the plot is a typical revenge plot, so it's not great, but could be worse. i'm looking forward to WD 2 this holiday.

    • @Jack-ih8sx
      @Jack-ih8sx 8 лет назад +3

      Gta is better tho...

    • @aboxintheblack9530
      @aboxintheblack9530 8 лет назад +6

      +staffio the great So?

    • @Jack-ih8sx
      @Jack-ih8sx 8 лет назад +2

      James Letke So it's better, that's it!

    • @Akhibrass
      @Akhibrass 8 лет назад +2

      Different sort of gameplay. And GTA is the gold standard for open world games(Well, right behind The Witcher) Not all games can reach that level. Its still fun.

    • @jeffd2931
      @jeffd2931 8 лет назад

      how much they pay ya to say that? that was a review on rails, awe-full lotta numbers after cubs fan you work for them

  • @nashb9691
    @nashb9691 10 лет назад +102

    I am happy that I didn't grow up in this gaming generation when did graphics become a top priority than gameplay.

    • @Scorpy6751
      @Scorpy6751 10 лет назад

      ***** You should play Hotline Miami.

    • @Will.P.Wareing
      @Will.P.Wareing 10 лет назад +2

      Graphics used to be the only priority. That's how Quake became so popular. Sadly, entertainment isn't changing in the way it should. It's regressing. It's the same reason why the Backstreet Boys are on tour again. This next generation is just helpless.

    • @MagicMan1gaming
      @MagicMan1gaming 10 лет назад +8

      When you were growing up video games weren't created yet, Mr. Marston.

    • @enzooliveros1256
      @enzooliveros1256 10 лет назад +1

      Well there's way more games now there fun ones good looking one etc there more variety and people seem to like these ones

    • @xJorDaanXVincent
      @xJorDaanXVincent 10 лет назад

      He's alive!

  • @DanHammonds
    @DanHammonds 10 лет назад +27

    I wasn't expecting to laugh so much. Conan should offer commentary on more games.

  • @tripptank
    @tripptank 8 лет назад +27

    4:31
    Nice Michael Scott impression.

  • @ABabineni
    @ABabineni 8 лет назад +22

    this series is full of awkward handshakes and high-fives :D

  • @tobiasschieber5625
    @tobiasschieber5625 4 года назад +17

    “I eliminated the middleman” has me dead

  • @TheChocolateEagle
    @TheChocolateEagle 9 лет назад +41

    As a chicago resident, can I just comment on how accurate lakeshore drive is in this game?

  • @mercster
    @mercster 6 лет назад +19

    "You got a bunch of chemicals!" *highfive*

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 3 года назад +11

    Conan accidentally killing the woman on the boat is one of the funniest things ever. His reaction is golden

  • @TheSmokingSkull
    @TheSmokingSkull 9 лет назад +184

    I wasn't really sure about playing Watchdogs because some people kept raging that it is horrible. But I recently started playing it, and it isn't too bad. Of course it isn't going to be the "greatest game ever that pushes all boundaries", but it was pretty good for what it was: a really cool story with a (slightly boring and monotonous) protagonist who can hack almost anything in the city. It got really fun when I started hacking people's phones and "borrowing" from their bank accounts. There were only three things I would want to be different in the game: shooting while driving, a wider selection of outfits for the main character to use, and being able to play as Jordi. Compared to Jordi, the main character Aiden has the personality of a block of wood.

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 7 лет назад +5

      The Smoking Skull aiden is fine and shooting when in cars would be horrid in online and it just dosent fit in the game

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 6 лет назад +1

      i guess you can't play with Jordi because he's not a hacker like Aiden, he's more of an enforcer. but i agree he's much funnier than Aiden, although i do sympathize with Aiden's cause; i have a kid niece and i'd go through hell and back for her.
      and i don't know why people think this game's crappy. hacking the city is pretty fun, especially in the car chases where you can make chumps of the people on your tail. that should be explained at the police chase part.

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 6 лет назад +2

      It’s really hard the game relies completely on stealth with makes it not fun and very slow paced and tedious, it’s a technical game it’s not arcade and fun like gta

    • @daisokitty4835
      @daisokitty4835 6 лет назад

      I actually really like watch dogs 2

    • @Isiauwuehrifi
      @Isiauwuehrifi 6 лет назад

      All this is fixed in watch dogs 2

  • @thothheartmaat2833
    @thothheartmaat2833 8 лет назад +126

    sometimes the best way to solve a crime is to start a new crime. an old Chinese proverb.

    • @thothheartmaat2833
      @thothheartmaat2833 8 лет назад

      dont worry about it just do it is actually how things really work in Chicago..

    • @arcle3853
      @arcle3853 8 лет назад

      Maathiu Ra Yin trueeee lmao

    • @jrt2792
      @jrt2792 8 лет назад +2

      +Maathiu Ra Yin I spent the night in your city. Your city is cool.

    • @ninuhuang9631
      @ninuhuang9631 7 лет назад +2

      胡说八道

    • @Crazed3raser337
      @Crazed3raser337 7 лет назад +1

      I too watched the video

  • @ritviksaxena1418
    @ritviksaxena1418 3 года назад +9

    Conan : where's the package ?
    Aaron : its upstairs
    **takes car upstairs**

  • @leogothisoscar271
    @leogothisoscar271 9 лет назад +8

    I lost count of how many times I watched the part at 6:00 and now my chest is hurting while tears run down my face.

  • @MrY3110w
    @MrY3110w 10 лет назад +8

    he's playing it like GTA

  • @NathanielLFC
    @NathanielLFC 8 лет назад +25

    That package part killed me lmaoooo

  • @reignawilliams
    @reignawilliams 3 года назад +8

    "We just stumbled across Sylvia Plath in this boat"
    lmaoo

  • @JapanStep
    @JapanStep 10 лет назад +323

    Honestly thought it would look better... but let us hope the gameplay is there atleast.

    • @MrTRIPent
      @MrTRIPent 10 лет назад +1

      EclipseKnight95 can you give me some insight into PC gaming...Ive been interested but never really knew much about it...Can I get a decent set up for 5 or 600 dollars...is it just as fast?

    • @muckymucks
      @muckymucks 10 лет назад +12

      It'll look better on PC.

    • @Mega0003000
      @Mega0003000 10 лет назад +9

      gimpinmypants Watch dogs in game footage PC Ultra settings 1080p
      NOPE! Looks the SAME as consoles

    • @BenExell
      @BenExell 10 лет назад +10

      ***** If you think that looks the same as consoles your blind. The texture resolution alone is much lower. Plus the console versions are running sub 1080p and 30fps. Im not saying it looks amazing, because it doesn't. But its defiantly a big leap from the console version. I just wish the consoles would stop holding pc back, watchdogs looked amazing at e3.

    • @Mega0003000
      @Mega0003000 10 лет назад +9

      BenExell Okay Ben, it's clear that you're a PC fanboy, due to your Crysis Avatar. Crysis is generic & sucks ass

  • @UndedDisfunction
    @UndedDisfunction 2 года назад +16

    He actually made this one look pretty fun

  • @AlexPavelka
    @AlexPavelka 7 лет назад +79

    Anyone else on a Clueless Gamer binge.

  • @user-zf3fc9tn5k
    @user-zf3fc9tn5k 10 лет назад +190

    I'm not one who complains about graphics but GOD that game looks like it came out in 2006! Great video though.

    • @user-zf3fc9tn5k
      @user-zf3fc9tn5k 10 лет назад +2

      Oh really?

    • @rickvance4008
      @rickvance4008 10 лет назад +39

      Because it's being played on a potato, aka PS4. I play it on my PC at 2560 x 1440 with graphics at ultra setting and it's frikkin gorgeous.

    • @CrazyDrgonRider
      @CrazyDrgonRider 10 лет назад +7

      The game does look amazing when it is night time and when it rains, but the dumbed down the graphics so that the next gen consoles will look the same on PC, but PC modders found files the make the game look BEAUTIFUL like in the E3 2012 demo. The files they found were actually even called "E3 Graphics" it is a shame they dumbed down the graphics so they can act like next gen is the same power as a pc

    • @runawaysuzie
      @runawaysuzie 10 лет назад +70

      Rick Vance
      Is there such a thing as a PC gamer who isn't a douche?

    • @chris-cu2vi
      @chris-cu2vi 10 лет назад +13

      Rick Vance Lol its still ugly on PC compared to what they were showing off

  • @augustintiberiu6330
    @augustintiberiu6330 10 лет назад +44

    Conan has a good point,the games before were fun,like he said slaying dragons and other fantasy things,now we are doing i the game what we already doing in real life,where is the fun in that?

    • @MagicAccent
      @MagicAccent 10 лет назад

      Dragon's Dogma. Go go !

    • @augustintiberiu6330
      @augustintiberiu6330 10 лет назад

      MagicAccent have it

    • @augustintiberiu6330
      @augustintiberiu6330 10 лет назад +4

      Mudux idiot

    • @Mudux
      @Mudux 10 лет назад +18

      Augustin Tiberiu hey, hey, nice argument there, mate

    • @noble300000
      @noble300000 10 лет назад +13

      Augustin Tiberiu How is he being an idiot? He brings up a valid point. Do you run around shooting people and hacking everyday?

  • @jamesfandango9466
    @jamesfandango9466 5 месяцев назад +2

    That was so sweet that they brought in Chris!

  • @ThatGiy
    @ThatGiy 10 лет назад +79

    In case y'all haven't noticed, not EVERYONE on the god damn planet has the time, money, knowledge, or patience to build a gaming computer. It's not "basic logic". If that were the case than my 90 year old grandma could build me a gaming PC right now.
    It's sad to see the gaming community turn into such a clusterfuck of spoiled, self-centered losers with entitlement complexes.
    Maybe it's just me, but I'd take having friends and a social life over building something that I really don't need when it would take me 5 minutes just to hook up my Xbox.

    • @TheReck12
      @TheReck12 10 лет назад +3

      ***** I'd rather play in the comfort of my bed or couch then on a chair. Sure PC has better graphics but ive never cared about graphics

    • @Happycorp5
      @Happycorp5 10 лет назад +4

      I can agree. I have always loved playstation ever since I was little and have always used one. This Christmas though my bro made me a custom Gaming laptop and I have kinda started to drift away from console. All the sweet steam deals, huge open world games, mods that extend playability and the updatable hardware make it a great investment.

    • @MikeLoveThyself
      @MikeLoveThyself 10 лет назад

      ***** yo eric can i ask what kind if pc and extra stuff ur saving up to build, im interested in getting or building a gaming pc too.

    • @ChrisHunterR
      @ChrisHunterR 10 лет назад

      ***** You can play a pc anywhere, you just hook it up to a tv and use a controller.

    • @ChrisHunterR
      @ChrisHunterR 10 лет назад

      These days it is almost literally tab A slot B. you can have a gaming system for around $600 and you can build upon it year after year until it is a super awesome PC

  • @mineraftguy123
    @mineraftguy123 10 лет назад +39

    Watch Dogs isn't near future, believe it or not, it's actually alternate history, it takes place in 2013. I'm not kidding, because if you look at Lena's grave, it says she died in 2012, and she died because of the merlaut heist gone wrong, so they sent a hit man after him not long after, and after the opening cutscene, it said "11 Months later" Therefore making the year 2013, and the release date 2014. Alternate history.

    • @TheKuradikurat
      @TheKuradikurat 10 лет назад

      It was supposed to release in 2013 kek

    • @mineraftguy123
      @mineraftguy123 10 лет назад

      TheKuradikurat I know, but even if it was, it still wouldn't be near future, but what with it being released in 2014, the fact that it's in the past makes it alternate history which is pretty amusing.

    • @dalewert7158
      @dalewert7158 10 лет назад

      This can be a alternative universe due to a scientific theory that every choice makes a new universe and time can be changed in alternative universes

    • @willier47
      @willier47 10 лет назад +1

      ***** That is so cool!!!
      The video game version of the PIXAR Theory. Lmao all Ubisoft games are connected in some way.
      Yo what if Rayman was a cartoon show/ video game equivalent to Mickey mouse and Mario??
      Far cry happens way off in foreign countries.

  • @dranzerjetli5126
    @dranzerjetli5126 6 лет назад +7

    "Sometimes the best way to stop a crime is to start a new crime" classic lol

  • @Failbot123
    @Failbot123 10 лет назад +25

    "It takes advantage of all the sweet sweet power of the ps4" *game runs at 900p 30fps*
    PC mustard race etc.

    • @brscic
      @brscic 10 лет назад +1

      I think it will be patched up to 1080 p ,..like other ubi games,.. PC mustard race my ass,.. I am actually quite nervous how high and stable I can run this on my gaming rig
      ,.. Apparently it is really CPU bottle-necked on PC

    • @Failbot123
      @Failbot123 10 лет назад +1

      brscic Still 30 fps doe. If watchdogs can actually use up to 8 cores as they are saying, it is pretty good for the AMD guys. CPU bottle-neck shouldn't be a problem at 8 cores, unless you are running a old i5/i7/4core phenom. Then you might be out of luck.

    • @guitarb3ast7x
      @guitarb3ast7x 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Well it's not just the utilization of the 8 cores. Intel's i5 has four cores but they are much better at threading than amd's 8. I have an FX-8150, and I'm looking for an upgrade sooner or later. As much as I like amd being a cheaper alternative, I think intel is much better.

    • @Failbot123
      @Failbot123 10 лет назад

      guitarb3ast7x The 8150 is pretty damn bad doe. I feel bad for people like you who bought that piece of trash. 8350 is a amazing processor and it makes me sad AMD won't be making more, newer CPUs like it.
      But yeah, intel has better single thread prformance so in most games intel will get better performance.

    • @guitarb3ast7x
      @guitarb3ast7x 10 лет назад

      Failbot I bought a pre-built desktop with an 8150 2 years ago. the total price was the cheapest for what I thought were the best components. Since then I have re-built my computer on my own. ..I still have that processor though. I don't think it's trash, but it definitely isn't the greatest.

  • @godfatherfatal5962
    @godfatherfatal5962 8 лет назад +22

    Conan enjoys doing this much more than he lets on lol

  • @zangmaster
    @zangmaster 2 года назад +1

    CONAN! Bring clueless gamer back man! Everyone wants it!

  • @lancemacdonald3871
    @lancemacdonald3871 8 лет назад +51

    I want to see Conan playing Saints Row the Third ....

  • @CoinOpTV
    @CoinOpTV 10 лет назад +39

    fun stuff Conan! Do MarioKart next!

  • @Shaznit
    @Shaznit 10 лет назад +329

    *Watches video. Sees the comments are full of geeks bashing geeks. Facepalms. Moves to next video after making this comment.*

    • @datechnod00d
      @datechnod00d 10 лет назад +14

      Yet you're profile has a picture of Kirby on it

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit 10 лет назад +15

      Never said I wasn't a geek, it's just stupid for them to bash each other. I guess that's society no matter what the similarities though.

    • @datechnod00d
      @datechnod00d 10 лет назад +3

      ***** True. We should try to bash the Mobile Industry, they are killing handhelds as we speak, then they will kill consoles as well.

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit 10 лет назад +1

      BLASPHEMY!

    • @datechnod00d
      @datechnod00d 10 лет назад

      ***** Why?

  • @rileyb1267
    @rileyb1267 4 года назад +8

    3:28 is *golden*

  • @Spartan043
    @Spartan043 10 лет назад +4

    5:05 I completely lost it.
    Conan for President.

  • @poordegenerate
    @poordegenerate 4 года назад +11

    Conan: sees the US flag at 3:55
    Conan: starts shooting everywhere.

  • @MrChilliJalapeno
    @MrChilliJalapeno 10 лет назад +36

    Okay so the review embargo is removed on the 27th but Ubisoft still lets big companyes review this game. Wow nice selling out Ubi.

    • @MrFreakierTruth
      @MrFreakierTruth 10 лет назад +41

      Nice selling out to a corporation that exists to make money. lmfao

    • @MrChilliJalapeno
      @MrChilliJalapeno 10 лет назад

      Well lets not forget about all the other youtuber reviewers who do reviewing PROFFESIONALY for money. And they have to wait for tomorrow.

    • @SeriousDragonify
      @SeriousDragonify 10 лет назад +7

      MrChilliJalapeno Money is important in life because without money cannot eat. Unless you are hunter.

    • @zcrawford81
      @zcrawford81 10 лет назад

      MrChilliJalapeno Smoove has been playing this for 2 days. Your argument is invalid.

    • @MrEaking
      @MrEaking 10 лет назад +1

      SeriousDragonify what about farmers and gatherers?

  • @kvonjaco
    @kvonjaco 2 года назад +3

    "I didn't mean to shoot her! I did not!"

  • @darkevilazn
    @darkevilazn 9 лет назад +82

    If A-A-Ron can get fit in one year, so can you! So you all should try as well.

    • @playingforbritain
      @playingforbritain 9 лет назад +16

      darkevilazn Don't be so insubordinate and churlish!

    • @Sethpelepchuk
      @Sethpelepchuk 9 лет назад +2

      +playingforbritain this comment needs more attention

    • @playingforbritain
      @playingforbritain 9 лет назад +1

      Seth pelepchuk Why thank you

    • @CamTheKid
      @CamTheKid 9 лет назад

      +playingforbritain how is he insubordinate

    • @playingforbritain
      @playingforbritain 9 лет назад +3

      Cameron Olson It's a Key and Peele reference

  • @withgreatpower6169
    @withgreatpower6169 10 лет назад +6

    I just saw PS4 footage for this game firsthand and it looks fantastic. This video does the game no justice. The resolution of the video doesn't support game's resolution well on here.

  • @williamraven7376
    @williamraven7376 Год назад +4

    Conan needs to make more clueless gamers

  • @Dodger546
    @Dodger546 10 лет назад +99

    The sweet sweet power of 720p.
    *watches for PS fanboys unable to control themselves and make themselves look like morons*

    • @RonanNotRyan
      @RonanNotRyan 10 лет назад

      Actually, it's 900p. Not sure if that's correct though

    • @Dodger546
      @Dodger546 10 лет назад +4

      Both consoles run the game at 720p. PC ups it at 1080p.

    • @Glohan999
      @Glohan999 10 лет назад +12

      Ps4 is at 1080p stupid asses

    • @Dodger546
      @Dodger546 10 лет назад

      Johan Gell the stupid ass is you. We are talking about Watch Dogs. All games from here on on both consoles are 1080p 60fps.

    • @killerkat1615
      @killerkat1615 10 лет назад +1

      Dodger546 my pc runs it at 2560x1600 at 60 fps

  • @FatAsianOfficial
    @FatAsianOfficial 10 лет назад +18

    Love these!

  • @Blahsheep
    @Blahsheep 10 лет назад +28

    Are you kidding me? Conan gets to play Watch Dogs early. Wtf

    • @NOCAPPODCAST
      @NOCAPPODCAST 10 лет назад +24

      promo

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 10 лет назад +1

      SickHumorTv I know that.

    • @NOCAPPODCAST
      @NOCAPPODCAST 10 лет назад +5

      "Are you kidding me? Conan gets to play Watch Dogs early. Wtf" So........ you are just asking the question for no reason?

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 10 лет назад +2

      SickHumorTv No... it pisses me off because I've waited for years and even him, who doesn't give a crap about it, gets to play it early.

    • @NOCAPPODCAST
      @NOCAPPODCAST 10 лет назад

      ahhhhh understood

  • @TheRedArmada
    @TheRedArmada 11 месяцев назад +3

    Holy crap does Conan look like Fry from Futurama or what??

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 10 лет назад +6

    Arin Blair looks like Paul Giamatti.

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 10 лет назад +30

    I don't entirely understand the appeal for this game. I mean its another open world.
    We have so many of those now....I guess the hacking gimmick is supposed to be the twist. Is there a story to this game? Nobody ever talks about the story, just how good or bad the graphics are this is like insanity.
    Where is the focus?

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 лет назад

      JJdaSamuRai No.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 лет назад

      orestas motuzis Hmm. All right.

    • @reke9942
      @reke9942 10 лет назад +2

      Did I ever tell you the definition of Insanity?

    • @MrTwhispers
      @MrTwhispers 10 лет назад +1

      Reke Onamusi Vaas!!!

    • @terran236
      @terran236 10 лет назад

      I dont get it either. Seems kind of boring. But i loved gta 5

  • @shakaama
    @shakaama 9 лет назад +8

    4 million white people's minds were blown when the IT expert on Conan turned out to be a Black man.

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 9 лет назад +1

      +shakaama I wasn't (I'm white). An IT expert is an IT expert. Whether he/she be white/black/purple/whatever.

    • @LymanZerga1
      @LymanZerga1 9 лет назад

      +George Daugherty I noticed you didn't mention Asians or Indians.

    • @GeologicFM
      @GeologicFM 9 лет назад

      +George Daugherty You're an idiot. Stop talking.

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 9 лет назад

      elatheindelible How do I sound like an idiot?

  • @ManofLowMoralFiber
    @ManofLowMoralFiber 10 лет назад +634

    The PS4 graphics look so bad.

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 10 лет назад +79

      Yeah you're right, I don't think they really made the graphics better on the next gen consoles for this game. Wtf

    • @Harrypotter4456
      @Harrypotter4456 10 лет назад +55

      The problem is pre release delay the graphics of the game looked so sick. But after the delay I think they downgraded on the graphics for all consoles.

    • @DrBuffaloBalls
      @DrBuffaloBalls 10 лет назад +24

      Blahsheep This console gen was heavily underpowered already at release, unfortunately. PS3 was at its time of release stronger than any single GPU computer. Now, you can get a processor with more powerful built in graphics than the PS4. So dissapointing.

    • @blackbadmac
      @blackbadmac 10 лет назад +26

      Ali Asif They aren't trolls because these graphics don't actually look that good, especially for a next gen system. All the game has is pretty lighting but everything else is very minimal. My PC is several years old and i'm very confident in saying that my PC can run this game better than the PS4 and also look better at the same time.

    • @VideosbySteve
      @VideosbySteve 10 лет назад +39

      Its a victim of cross-gen release.

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 10 лет назад +4

    "There's another crime"
    "Where?"
    WHEREVER CONAN IS

  • @markbutler8914
    @markbutler8914 10 лет назад +1

    This is so much more fun to watch than any other gaming youtuber. It actually makes me laugh

  • @Sparklymagical
    @Sparklymagical 10 лет назад +10

    I don't get it. So many people say that gamer youtubers are boring but the Audience of Adults enjoys this XD

    • @SkullyScream
      @SkullyScream 10 лет назад +10

      I mean its conan, conan is pretty funny

    • @Sparklymagical
      @Sparklymagical 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Yeah but I prefer my 40 youtubers I watch :P

  • @Katastrophe9009
    @Katastrophe9009 10 лет назад +3

    A Conan Let's Play channel on RUclips would be fucking amazing.

  • @coloneldookie7222
    @coloneldookie7222 10 лет назад

    I came here for the comedy. In no way, shape, or form would I EVER expect Conan to be able to properly "review" a game.
    His ineptitude was amazing, and I'm shocked that I haven't come across or seen any of these before. Definitely hooked.

  • @RealVarun
    @RealVarun 10 лет назад +32

    why the fuck are people comparing gta 5 and watchdogs they both have unique game style it pisses me off

    • @austingreer656
      @austingreer656 10 лет назад +17

      Becuase they are fucking open world sandbox third person shooters!?!?!? why the fuck does everyone act like they can't be compared? fucking christ, that is the dumbest thing someone can say. Why would someone compare ford to chevy? Oh fuck, I dont know. They are cars and some people like different things. Fucking idiot

    • @AshishSinghs
      @AshishSinghs 10 лет назад +1

      Somehow as I was watching this video, it reminded me of GTA V.

    • @chanze555
      @chanze555 10 лет назад

      That's Ubisoft's fault for advertising the game as a GTA killer. They should never
      mentioned Rockstar in their ads.

  • @Dr.Phoenix
    @Dr.Phoenix 3 года назад +4

    2:23 That's what she said 😂😂

  • @HenryWayat
    @HenryWayat 7 лет назад +1

    Aaron is a great gamer friend to play with, wish I had one like him, he is so much fun, look at him giving hi five.

  • @TheLinkrules123
    @TheLinkrules123 10 лет назад +50

    Next play wolfenstein

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog 10 лет назад +46

      I would love to see him play Wolfenstein, just so I can hear him do the angry german/hitler impression again. :D

  • @kingboo37
    @kingboo37 10 лет назад +115

    GTA 5 > Watch Dogs. GTA is way better, it even has a sense of humor besides just shooting.

    • @kolaghankhan7042
      @kolaghankhan7042 10 лет назад +5

      .

    •  10 лет назад +19

      Shadow-Gamer DaCreeperOfRUclips It's not as if you are a fruit fly and you have only enough time to play one of them. Just play both. Both are great.

    • @winwillkim
      @winwillkim 10 лет назад +4

      meh meh meh meh meh > hyped meh
      sound legit

    • @kolaghankhan7042
      @kolaghankhan7042 10 лет назад

      .

    • @Airjet2582
      @Airjet2582 10 лет назад

      At least Watch Dogs doesn't have fully exposed crazy naked old men.

  • @7ninjasam
    @7ninjasam 9 лет назад +1

    Yesssssssss!!! Please keep doing Clueless Gamer bits. They're hilarious!
    I really appreciate Aaron also, he's so nice.

  • @fighting.sickness
    @fighting.sickness 5 лет назад +9

    "You look like a swiss clock maker."

  • @efoster1998
    @efoster1998 4 года назад +18

    3:29 me playing Red Dead 2 trying to be a nice guy and accidentally pulls out my gun.

  • @emilmelander4732
    @emilmelander4732 3 года назад +1

    Conan and Aaron is the best team!

  • @RyanGiggsOBE
    @RyanGiggsOBE 9 лет назад +57

    the other guy looks like Lester from GTA

    • @Ivanleon16
      @Ivanleon16 9 лет назад +6

      He sure does and kinda talks like him too

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 7 лет назад

      RyanGiggsOBE how?....

  • @hakuthemagicdragon6031
    @hakuthemagicdragon6031 8 лет назад +8

    I'd love to see Conan play skate 3

  • @themyst3ryman300
    @themyst3ryman300 4 года назад +3

    Aaron: this game is the benchmark of the next gen
    Me: an intellectual

  • @pondleigh
    @pondleigh 9 лет назад +22

    The part in the boat had me literally crying. Too good.

  • @NoctemAeternusMusic
    @NoctemAeternusMusic 5 лет назад +23

    I love how Aaron aged like 10 years over the course of Clueless Gamer just from having to deal with Conan’s buffoonery 😂😂

  • @Brainbuster
    @Brainbuster 10 лет назад +7

    Confucius say, "The best way to stop a crime is to commit a new crime."

  • @maxputhoff1436
    @maxputhoff1436 3 года назад +1

    "I don't think EVERYTHING should be one one computer." Congratulations on discovering the theme of the game lol

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 9 лет назад +3

    0:42 pretty much my response to every PC gamer.