Clueless Gamer: Atari 2600 Classics | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  3 года назад +115

    Love #CluelessGamer? Check out Team Coco's "Good Game Nice Try," a gaming podcast hosted by Twitch star OMGitsfirefoxx and our very own Aaron Bleyaert! apple.co/goodgamenicetry

    • @AfnanStudio_
      @AfnanStudio_ 3 года назад +17

      Please Aaron, if Conan wants to bring back Clueless Gamer, let it be just Aaron and Conan, no guest celebrities or jocks, just Conan and Aaron. Those were good times.

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas 2 года назад +1

      #CluelessGamer needs to return!

  • @theexperiment8498
    @theexperiment8498 8 лет назад +4809

    Love how Conan just rips the cartridge from the console without first turning it off... the look of shock on Aaron's face... great.

    • @sonicdoesfrontflips
      @sonicdoesfrontflips 8 лет назад +347

      Thats what my parents did when it was bedtime.
      Oh how i hated bedtime...

    • @Jito463
      @Jito463 8 лет назад +114

      I cringed when he did that.

    • @sanicyouth6540
      @sanicyouth6540 7 лет назад +69

      Won't that damage your Atari 2600 console or game?

    • @xXTheBl4ckC4tXx
      @xXTheBl4ckC4tXx 7 лет назад +48

      console yes, game can take that

    • @DavidAWA
      @DavidAWA 6 лет назад +8

      You forgot to hold down the reset when you turned it off!

  • @BloodnightStudios
    @BloodnightStudios 4 года назад +844

    This really is a testament to space invader’s genius.

    • @KnickKnack07
      @KnickKnack07 4 года назад +17

      No...it is a testament to Conan's ineptness. River Raid and Pitfall were far superior games and neither requires any real skill. Just basic competence. Of course, that is if you choose to believe that Conan is really that bad at the other games. Rather than it being what it is. A comedy bit.

    • @minister2965
      @minister2965 4 года назад +9

      Yeah man, the Michael Jackson of games, everyone understands what to do, and it's addicting as well.

    • @kh2freek
      @kh2freek 4 года назад +59

      @@KnickKnack07 why does a plane crash into the riverbank

    • @KnickKnack07
      @KnickKnack07 4 года назад +6

      @@kh2freek No one even says it is a riverbank. Lots of rivers run through canyons. But it doesn't matter. Conan was crashing on purpose. NO WAY someone his age never played an Atari growing up.

    • @kh2freek
      @kh2freek 4 года назад +51

      @@KnickKnack07 why is the plane crashing into anything on the ground? It’s a plane lol. Space Invaders has a simplistic logic that anyone can understand without explanation, River Raid might be good but Conan pointed out something wrong with it within 10 seconds

  • @HieroOnymos
    @HieroOnymos 4 года назад +476

    “Oh, God...”
    I really laugh at Conan's expression when he see golf actual game.

  • @garfoonga1
    @garfoonga1 9 лет назад +3233

    I winced painfully eachtime Conana ripped the cartridges out without turning off the system. Poor guy had to silently witness this travesty.

    • @johnchadwick401
      @johnchadwick401 9 лет назад +26

      What happens when you pull them out without turning the system off.

    • @garfoonga1
      @garfoonga1 9 лет назад +277

      John Chadwick
      you risk corrupting the system, rendering it useless. Might make a good paperweight.

    • @fungusfungi5900
      @fungusfungi5900 9 лет назад +78

      You contract cancer

    • @dingburt8089
      @dingburt8089 9 лет назад +180

      Who the fuck is Conana?!?!??

    • @garfoonga1
      @garfoonga1 9 лет назад +3

      *****

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 года назад +198

    Fun fact: the mechanics of Space Invaders that the sprites speed up as you kill more of them was not originally a design feature but rather due to limited processing speed by the computers of the time. Fans liked it so much that game developers have implemented progressive difficulty as a feature ever since.

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 2 года назад +7

      Fr??

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 2 года назад +8

      @@EzraDair Yep. I read that in an interview with one of the original creators

    • @Sammasambuddha
      @Sammasambuddha Год назад +1

      Then why does your " tank" move at the same speed?
      It's not a sprite issue.

    • @Damaged7
      @Damaged7 8 месяцев назад

      Wow no one has ever mentioned this before.

    • @Blernster
      @Blernster 5 месяцев назад

      🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @Grivian
    @Grivian 8 лет назад +1420

    There is no way that Conan is not a gamer if he sniffs the booklet before playing

    • @jamalcalypse
      @jamalcalypse 8 лет назад +171

      I'm pretty sure that's just a thing with any antique in nature, especially paper, people love the smell of old books for example...

    • @crystalmascot3107
      @crystalmascot3107 8 лет назад +34

      well he likes reading book, especially history.

    • @olabisikuku2356
      @olabisikuku2356 7 лет назад +60

      If Conan really was a gamer, he would not take out the cartridges during the middle of a game.

    • @hhll9294
      @hhll9294 5 лет назад

      @Harry D it absolutely is.

    • @_simon.s_
      @_simon.s_ 5 лет назад +3

      Pretty sure every gamer sniffed at least one box.

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 8 лет назад +138

    Thank you for playing ET. I now understand why so many copies of this game were taken out to the desert and buried.

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 5 лет назад +111

    "I don't understand where I am in time and space."

  • @wade_says
    @wade_says 8 лет назад +77

    Conan, do more Clueless Gamer episodes! This is probably my favorite one. "This is America on its knees" gets me every time!

  • @furyus01
    @furyus01 10 лет назад +24

    I'm old 44 and had an Atari 2600 when it came out. Pitfall was awesome! I hear they buried a lot of the ET cartridges in a landfill in Nevada hahaha! This brought back a lot of memories and makes me appreciate my PS4. I saw all the games and the progression of gaming from pong to Battlefield 4. I still miss arcades and pinball though... Kids nowadays miss out on the group aspect of a bunch of kids standing around a new game just waiting for room to put a quarter up in line. All captivated! Of course though I've made some great friends from around the world online gaming so it's a good trade off. Shit, if terrorists want to plot stuff and probably not be caught they should just be gamers. NSA is too busy with computers, cell phones, and such. Anyway, great video Conan!!!!!

  • @thisjointisloose
    @thisjointisloose 10 лет назад +87

    Listen to the audience cheer when Aaron said Space Invaders. It makes me happy :)

  • @yadidimeanmaine
    @yadidimeanmaine 10 лет назад +35

    River Raid and Pitfall! were my favorites on the 'ol Atari. They were pioneering shooter and platformer games respectively.

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 2 года назад +3

      Pitfall was awesome

  • @user-um1yl9pj1b
    @user-um1yl9pj1b 2 года назад +22

    Knowing that this man retired and we will never get something like this again is a gut punch.So many memories.

    • @herbert_ACAB
      @herbert_ACAB Год назад

      If you haven't seen it yet, he didn't retire either. They just posted a new travel show trailer.

    • @alec57
      @alec57 Год назад

      He has a podcast now which features Blay and Sona. It's great, highly recommend it.

    • @ImpressionismFTW
      @ImpressionismFTW 11 месяцев назад

      New episode coming out soon on Starfield, he's back!

  • @AnnaDahmer666
    @AnnaDahmer666 8 лет назад +158

    Who else thinks they should do Clueless Gamer episodes for other old consoles?

    • @Austin_2600
      @Austin_2600 8 лет назад +1

      Yes!! :D

    • @no1raniuk854
      @no1raniuk854 8 лет назад +1

      +AnnaDahmer666 I'd love to see Mega Drive. Staple of my childhood that console.

    • @sweeshaman
      @sweeshaman 8 лет назад +1

      clueless gamer
      Magnavox odyssey

    • @Austin_2600
      @Austin_2600 8 лет назад +1

      ***** YYYYEEEEESSSSS

    • @AnnaDahmer666
      @AnnaDahmer666 8 лет назад +2

      Also...Quest 64, Turok, Mario Kart, Mario Party, etc...the possibilities are endless

  • @computerwoespastpresentand4863
    @computerwoespastpresentand4863 9 лет назад +22

    This was hilarious! I was 9 when a lot of these games were coming out. Damn, that takes me back! Now, the game-play graphics are a good as the artwork of the cover of the game package. But back then, Conan nailed it, because the cartoon-ish game stickers on the cartridge were FAR more flamboyant and detailed than the actual game.

  • @TheAmazed5
    @TheAmazed5 10 лет назад +342

    I love these clueless gamer segments. Please make as many as possible.

  • @aForkfulOfGold
    @aForkfulOfGold 10 лет назад +44

    I want him to review some NES games. First and foremost, I want to see him play the original Super Mario Bros.
    That would make my day.

  • @beng4151
    @beng4151 9 лет назад +8

    Ahhhh...takes me back. We loved Combat and Pitfall. We were blown away!!

  • @Danielletx12
    @Danielletx12 10 лет назад +23

    I could just sit and watch Bley laugh. He's adorable.

  • @Starman256
    @Starman256 10 лет назад +860

    I cringed when he took out the game without shutting off the system first.

    • @mluca1221
      @mluca1221 10 лет назад +22

      I've never actually managed to kill a cartridge that way.

    • @01DOGG01
      @01DOGG01 10 лет назад +17

      Sometimes this can have unintended consequences. Like the time that it gave me invincibility in Transbot, after which I'd left it running for a day. That game has no ending! It just loops the levels over and over until you hit some high score limitation I presume.

    • @Lufisyth
      @Lufisyth 10 лет назад +29

      Same. You could tell in the other guy's face he did not like it either.

    • @kennethleshon6056
      @kennethleshon6056 9 лет назад +9

      It made me poop blood

    • @Starman256
      @Starman256 7 лет назад +1

      i imagine it only played the part that was loaded into the ram

  • @weplaydthis
    @weplaydthis 8 лет назад +122

    Whilst I laugh at all of Conan's criticisms of these old games (which are hilarious), I also kinda wish he'd appreciate some of the Atari game designer/programmers genius. They were so up against it with the technology, trying to squeeze out every ounce of 'game' from a ridiculously limited platform using a phenomenally low level programming language. They were legit geniuses and this is literally the best they could make.

    • @xtensionxward3659
      @xtensionxward3659 4 года назад

      i wouldn't call them geniuses but yes it was the technology limitations that made it harder

    • @bobbobbity463
      @bobbobbity463 4 года назад +12

      @@xtensionxward3659 Some of them definitely were. There are a lot of youtube videos on old games that pushed the limits of the systems and the clever ways programmers got around limitations.

    • @fabianfischer4229
      @fabianfischer4229 4 года назад

      @@bobbobbity463 Yeah, what these guys did with this limited tech reminds me of cave paintings.

    • @nwing07__
      @nwing07__ 2 года назад

      He has to make it funny, hence the clueless gamer name lol... the game designers are truly worthy of praise but this isn't the place nor time for it. If he did something like that, the audience wouldn't be as responsive.

  • @TheNesdsachannel
    @TheNesdsachannel 10 лет назад +14

    After you watch extra credits you actually have a lot of respect for missile defense compared to every thing else it was amazingly hard and had a story with in the game world meaningful choices. Truly one of the best games to this day.

    • @roystonlodge
      @roystonlodge 2 года назад +1

      Missile Command actually had some of the best replay value of any 2600 game. By contrast, I never really understood all the love for Pitfall.

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Год назад

      @@roystonlodge The easier for all ages to play a game, the more popular it is. That's why Pitfall > Missile Command.

  • @2KXMKR
    @2KXMKR 9 лет назад +71

    I would love to see him and AVGN review a game together

  • @kropotkin9150
    @kropotkin9150 5 лет назад +3

    34 years old from Spain and I remember to play every single one of them. THANK YOU dad an mom 😍😍😍

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 4 года назад

      Nice touch. I asked for one and got Radio Shack pong.

  • @FuruyaChihir0
    @FuruyaChihir0 10 лет назад +271

    Did anyone else flinch when he kept ripping the cartridges out mid game?

    • @MarthaLemondick
      @MarthaLemondick 10 лет назад +4

      sukkit

    • @coppinfeels9154
      @coppinfeels9154 10 лет назад +27

      I believe the word you're looking for is 'cringe'.

    • @OffhandDelivery
      @OffhandDelivery 10 лет назад +45

      I actually farted blood every time he ripped a cartridge out..... i know, weird,, but yea. Blood farts.

    • @NealX
      @NealX 10 лет назад

      OffhandDelivery Weird... for me, syphilitic hookers actually sashayed out the sole of my ass. Then we all went to Jamba Juice.

    • @jamesgrey13
      @jamesgrey13 10 лет назад

      *****
      Same here! Only, we went to the 7-Eleven!

  • @Quarker
    @Quarker 9 лет назад +332

    3:50 I've never laughed so hard

    • @iqless7313
      @iqless7313 4 года назад +28

      When I first saw 3:50 years ago I seriously had stomach cramps from laughing. It's still funny, also the way Conan (rightfully) gets perplexed about why the plane needs to fly on the water

    • @RockSooks
      @RockSooks 4 года назад +7

      WHERE AM I ???

  • @Red23UK
    @Red23UK 10 лет назад +160

    just remember, in *37 years* people are going look back and laugh at the PS4 and XBOX One.

    • @IYamJayJay
      @IYamJayJay 10 лет назад +48

      Not really. Itll be different but playable. The nes is old and even though its simple by todays standards, its simple easy and fun and still holds up.

    • @Red23UK
      @Red23UK 10 лет назад +6

      FiZzLE Meme you missed my point.

    • @GamerGod353
      @GamerGod353 10 лет назад +1

      Virtual Reality is gonna exist by then i'm guessing, could be a possibility we could pass our lives into it and probably live a very long time =3=....immortality is in the technology~

    • @Red23UK
      @Red23UK 10 лет назад +5

      Vince George exactly the point i'm making, in 37 years i guarantee people will be laughing at what we play now..
      the same way people in 1977 laughed at toys like Silly Putty, Tonka Trucks and Snakes and Ladders played around 1940.

    • @NoName81393
      @NoName81393 10 лет назад +14

      I laugh at them right now. Between my PS3, 3DS and PC there's no reason to own either of those paperweights.

  • @wbdrugstrat
    @wbdrugstrat 5 лет назад +15

    That was hilarious. The funny thing is that I used to own everyone of those games. Combat was awesome! I wish that they had played asteroids, which was the one I dominated in back in the 80s.

  • @rvmvadati
    @rvmvadati 9 лет назад +156

    It was 28 years ago when I was playing this! It only brings tears in my eyes, even though the graphics were basically one pixel, but everything was so magical back then! I wished I could go one more time back in time!

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 6 лет назад +13

      rvmvadati one more time back in time? So you've gone back in time before.. how far back did you go?

    • @imjahova7974
      @imjahova7974 6 лет назад +2

      Dan M I went back to the 1400s

    • @gavinduque8432
      @gavinduque8432 6 лет назад +1

      rvmvadati What was your favorite Atari games?

    • @DementedCaver
      @DementedCaver 6 лет назад +3

      Go back in time? No....the games now are so much better than what I was playing back in the late 70's early 80's. I did love that system to death back then though.

  • @unwelldanny7108
    @unwelldanny7108 4 года назад +82

    "This looks like the defibrillators they used on Elvis." LMAO!

  • @DetroitNerd
    @DetroitNerd 10 лет назад +272

    Its funny seeing all the people on here hating on the Atari, but without this system you wouldn't have the Xbox one and ps4 or the Wii or any other system for that matter. This is the system that really made home video gaming a viable industry. Instead of mocking history learn the facts. Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo and Sega should all be thanking Nolan Bushnell. Even the Mario Bros from Nintendo was first on the Atari 2600.....

    • @Nanofuture87
      @Nanofuture87 10 лет назад +17

      Technically Mario Bros was an arcade game first.

    • @DetroitNerd
      @DetroitNerd 10 лет назад +15

      Nanofuture87 you get my point lol

    • @OMGWTFBBQme
      @OMGWTFBBQme 10 лет назад +3

      The pioneers for sure.

    • @drcatjailreviews3221
      @drcatjailreviews3221 10 лет назад +3

      Im The only Kid I know that likes retro Gaming.

    • @IronRooRoo
      @IronRooRoo 10 лет назад +7

      Good. Maybe without all those consoles we'd only have PC gaming, which would be about ten times ahead of its current state if it didn't have to be dumbed down to also work on shitty low spec consoles.

  • @SpaceCattttt
    @SpaceCattttt 5 лет назад +3

    I can confirm that my mind was indeed blown when I played these games back in 1982. No one even had a console in those days. NO ONE.
    I just happened to be friends with a rich guy whose parents imported an Atari from...somewhere. And had they given him the Millennium Falcon,
    I would've been less impressed than by how amazing "Combat" was.

  • @bodhisattva99
    @bodhisattva99 8 лет назад +7

    The cover art and the backstory made it work.

  • @fuckyougoogleplus8667
    @fuckyougoogleplus8667 10 лет назад +64

    I am not buying that he was that bad at these games. Conan was a nerd kid, from a fairly wealthy family at the time when the Atari 2600 was huge. There is NO WAY he didn't spend hours playing these games 30-35 years ago

    • @CrashBandicoot0010
      @CrashBandicoot0010 10 лет назад +14

      Must suck living life being so sceptical. Goodness gracious

    • @fuckyougoogleplus8667
      @fuckyougoogleplus8667 10 лет назад +15

      skepticism has noting to do with it moron. You obviously don't understand how a comedy talk show works.

    • @CrashBandicoot0010
      @CrashBandicoot0010 10 лет назад +2

      FuckYouGooglePlus yeah cuz everything on a comedy skit has to be fake. Fuck off. Also you seem mad haha . Your life must suck since youre always doubting everyhing lol. Must suck to be you. And given your username you are mad haha

    • @Mrbrainiac
      @Mrbrainiac 10 лет назад

      yeah ! , i can't believe he didn't play Atari !

    • @Johnny27512
      @Johnny27512 10 лет назад +27

      Uhhh If u watch the second Clueless Gamer review Conan himself says "i am not a big gamer, i wasent in the 80s and i am still not now" so shut the pie hole untill you get your facts straight.

  • @slenderender4545
    @slenderender4545 6 лет назад +5

    I’m glad Space Invaders got cheers from the audience. Still is an amusing game after all this time

  • @goldust14
    @goldust14 9 лет назад +14

    pretty amazing how far games have come.

  • @Big0taz0
    @Big0taz0 9 лет назад +41

    Contemporary gamers are the first ones to tell us old school gamers to "get a sense of humor" and "get over it" when old consoles are ripped like this, yet when someone makes a smart comment like Red23 ("just remember, in 37 years people are going look back and laugh at the PS4 and XBOX One") about current gen consoles being viewed as archaic in the future THEY start whining and denying. Who's butthurt now? :D
    2052 -- Kid: "Geez gramps! GTA V? COD? You actually enjoyed playing this CRAP?" (laugh track)
    Gramps: "Shut up you little disrespectful fuck! These are true classics!! Look at those graphics dammit!!!" (sound of crickets chirping)
    Kid: "Those graphics are SHIT!! And you had to use your hands? So GAY!!" (laugh track)
    Gramps: "Knock it off, unappreciative piece of shit!" (crowd boos)
    Kid: "And you needed to download patches, content and stuff? Your gaming era sucks balls old man!" (crowd owwwwws)
    Gramps: Shut up! SHUT UP!!!" (cries and curls up into a ball. Thunderous laugher and applause)

    • @thesovereign8625
      @thesovereign8625 9 лет назад

      +Big0taz0 The kid prolly has a point tho lol

    • @briannawilson8845
      @briannawilson8845 9 лет назад +5

      That child seems a bit disrespectful, though. Even though I don't exactly favor Call of Duty, I wouldn't say the animation and graphics are "shit." If NES, SNES, N64, Ps1/Ps2 are still glorified, I think the Ps4 and Xbox One Will be as well.

    • @brennanadamski7740
      @brennanadamski7740 9 лет назад +4

      lol the "you have to use your hands?" part is from back to the future.

    • @zecle
      @zecle 9 лет назад

      i can't thumb up on the RUclips app dammit !

    • @briannawilson8845
      @briannawilson8845 9 лет назад

      Brennan Adamski lol I remember that reference. Back to the Future is one of my favorite movies of all time.

  • @carsson123
    @carsson123 7 лет назад +4

    Wow.....How many times have I watched this?Another priceless moment,courtesy of the great Conando.

  • @jimraynor3155
    @jimraynor3155 11 лет назад +43

    "There you go, you made the flower go up."
    "What?"
    LOL

  • @Hootshot112
    @Hootshot112 11 лет назад +43

    "River Raid."
    "Here we go"
    *crashes*
    that made me laughed way too much

  • @jaketuplano8234
    @jaketuplano8234 3 года назад +4

    Time flies....cant believe that this was released 7 yrs ago

  • @TheFancyRoman
    @TheFancyRoman 8 лет назад +110

    James Rofle would be proud.

    • @mmd3585
      @mmd3585 5 лет назад +7

      Rolfe

    • @and8091
      @and8091 4 года назад

      @@mmd3585 Jeffrey

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 4 года назад

      I like Irate Gamer better. But Conan is pretty cool!

    • @names_are_useless
      @names_are_useless 4 года назад +6

      @@kejiri3593 That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long, long time.
      And not one that needs to be uttered again.

    • @ifalone
      @ifalone 4 года назад +8

      @@names_are_useless HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

  • @SealAngel
    @SealAngel 7 лет назад +21

    Those are Zardonians and Kritolions alright.

  • @bobtheduck
    @bobtheduck 8 лет назад +11

    Pitfall still holds up, too.

  • @willyboods5197
    @willyboods5197 7 лет назад +20

    River raid was his best review ever given. “Idk where I’m at in time or space”

  • @southchicago06
    @southchicago06 11 лет назад +9

    This brought back sooo many memories! Big up to all my 35 year olds who remember this. I had every game they played

    • @lumpylumpyloo
      @lumpylumpyloo 2 года назад +4

      OK grandpa time to put you in the home

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Год назад

      @@lumpylumpyloo One day you'll be old and you'll remember this...or you'll die young, either way.

  • @saadsa3ed
    @saadsa3ed 6 лет назад +2

    River Raid, wow. When I saw this game I had a flood of memories, how many hours I spent playing it and I completely forgot it until now.

  • @gabiballetje
    @gabiballetje 8 лет назад +5

    I have most of the good games i think, and surprisingly, one of the least known or owned, Indy 500, with the special controllers of course, works extremely well, the way you turn the the joystick knob to have your cars go around the corner and how they react on screen is perfect, and especially the ice tracks, they way they slide, those physics (which they aren't even really) is surprisingly good, it feels right.
    And of course the Breakouts, and Decathlon (kill your controllers).

  • @sagarmehra6634
    @sagarmehra6634 3 года назад +4

    I don’t even bother watching Clueless Gamer with celebs in them. Wish Conan and Aaron could do some more episodes. I’ve seen all clips and want more.

  • @FreedomZealot
    @FreedomZealot 10 лет назад +7

    Conan (sniffing the booklet from "Combat"): "This smells like the mid-70s ... This smells like Stevie Nicks."
    If you're in a position to know, you have my unqualified admiration, sir.

  • @pauldavis5665
    @pauldavis5665 5 лет назад +14

    1:15 Missed out on a "that's what she said" joke.

  • @TDog14126
    @TDog14126 Год назад +4

    I loved Missile Command as a kid, and Pitfall is a true classic

  • @caitlinjane92
    @caitlinjane92 8 лет назад +9

    OMG that golf game and Conan's reaction to it just killed me! XD

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 11 лет назад +13

    If you are someone who isn't Conan, I highly recommend river raid. It's a bit simple by today's standards, but it's a pretty fun game.

  • @andyd3464
    @andyd3464 9 лет назад +21

    You know what's truly scary? The United States nuclear arsenal is still run by computers from that era.

    • @EggiTheShadow
      @EggiTheShadow 9 лет назад +2

      Yeah... but no lag or startup times, that's gotta count for something

    • @EggiTheShadow
      @EggiTheShadow 8 лет назад +2

      AdvocateIX More complicated means more loopholes which can be exploited by hackers too

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 4 года назад

      @AdvocateIX "malicious cyber attacks."
      Swayzak the malicious virus

  • @JoeyLevenson
    @JoeyLevenson 9 лет назад +161

    Pitfall!!!! Who didnt love Pitfall!

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 9 лет назад +11

      seifukusha How about the sequel, Pitfall 2. That game was the first time I saw an Atari 2600 game with music.

    • @dallase1
      @dallase1 9 лет назад

      +seifukusha I did not like it because it was Boring, all you did was jump over logs and jump on vines and jump on the back of crocodiles BORING.

    • @frankymanky322
      @frankymanky322 9 лет назад +5

      +seifukusha At least he loved Space Invaders. Common, but I approve. *shrugs*

    • @JoeyLevenson
      @JoeyLevenson 6 лет назад

      Juho I’m playing that right now! As I watch this video again

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 6 лет назад

      The first one was "meh", but the second one was great.

  • @jackkavanagh8064
    @jackkavanagh8064 2 года назад +1

    I love how he mentions men at work, truely an underrated band, thanks Conan

  • @MrPepsicola123
    @MrPepsicola123 9 лет назад +8

    I wish he gave a little more backstory on ET, It was so bad Atari rounded up all the unsold cartridges and buried it in the middle of the desert in an unknown location so that no one can ever play it.

    • @hockey161616
      @hockey161616 9 лет назад +4

      Unknown location...? It's very known.

    • @MrPepsicola123
      @MrPepsicola123 9 лет назад

      hockey161616 what do you mean very known.

    • @Rparhar91
      @Rparhar91 9 лет назад

      MrPepsicola123 Really? Wow....

    • @owlman_
      @owlman_ 9 лет назад +3

      MrPepsicola123 The cartridges were known to be buried somewhere outside of Alamogordo, New Mexico. They were discovered in a landfill a year ago.

    • @MrPepsicola123
      @MrPepsicola123 9 лет назад +1

      Alfonso O. who discovered it.

  • @T0rtureKill3r
    @T0rtureKill3r 9 лет назад +241

    Don't take this so seriously folks. I own an Atari 2600 and I don't mind him making fun of it at all. In fact, it's hilarious!
    Although, to be fair: "Conan made fun of it, therefore it MUST be stupid" is just as stupid.
    Also, he should've played Custers Revenge.

    • @porflepopnecker4376
      @porflepopnecker4376 9 лет назад +2

      Yes, but nobody cares how YOU reacted to it.

    • @MontajBlaze
      @MontajBlaze 9 лет назад +7

      MeatHook33 Rofl, even being a gamer myself, I'm aware of how silly that era was. Jontron recently did a a segment on Star Wars atari games that really fits here. Lol, a star wars game where you play an X-wing and take out a Walker. "You could have called this game Bird vs. Camel, and no one would have argued with you." I still see some Atari games and go "Okay, I need a 'legend' to tell me what this is and that is".
      For me, gaming Magic didn't really start till NES/SNES era, where things started to become noticeable as shapes(while still leaving lots of room for 'childhood imagination').

    • @Lupinthe3rd.
      @Lupinthe3rd. 9 лет назад +1

      +MeatHook33 beat it and it was another x rated classic

    • @zecle
      @zecle 9 лет назад +3

      beat'em and eat'em

    • @porflepopnecker4376
      @porflepopnecker4376 9 лет назад

      Groffis glorch goops!

  • @amandarose4399
    @amandarose4399 7 лет назад +15

    It's actually pretty impressive what the designers were able to do with the technology then.

  • @SealAngel
    @SealAngel 9 лет назад +64

    River Raid was awesome! I loved that game when I was a kid.

    • @dr.awkward9075
      @dr.awkward9075 9 лет назад +3

      +SealAngel One of the few games developed by a woman. Carol Shaw.

    • @dr.awkward9075
      @dr.awkward9075 8 лет назад +2

      Kenny Vilorio Yeah, but we got to see the 80's & you didn't. Your move. :~D

    • @brianwilkinson8578
      @brianwilkinson8578 8 лет назад +1

      +SealAngel loved river raid, it was one of my favorite games when I was a kid

    • @TomLehockySVK
      @TomLehockySVK 8 лет назад

      +SealAngel That was one of the best i ever played

    • @sonicdoesfrontflips
      @sonicdoesfrontflips 8 лет назад

      +Aaron Gasparetto Yep activision was the first ever 3rd party developer and they outdid atari imo

  • @320speed
    @320speed 7 лет назад +7

    Thank you fans for picking E.T!

  • @Austroid
    @Austroid 3 года назад +12

    "It looks vaguely sexual."
    That's a sentence I'd like to incorporate into my nonexistent social life. 🙃

  • @natkatmac
    @natkatmac 8 лет назад +2

    the 1977 Atari 2600 is comparable to the 1871 Carhart automobile. Considering how much cars have evolved in over a century, I'm excited for the future of gaming. And we're getting closer all the time.

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 9 лет назад +6

    That golf game just killed me , I had to pause especially after that hit ..

  • @edsoliz
    @edsoliz 5 лет назад +7

    "I was just about to throw two hamburger patties on it and start grilling." Too funny!

  • @clyde24skywalker
    @clyde24skywalker 8 лет назад +51

    Duuuude you must respect this grandpa console ....

  • @DylansPen
    @DylansPen 3 года назад +3

    I remember playing some of these games and yes back then some of them seemed next level future. Now video games look just about like real life. But that did take 30 + years to get here.

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 2 года назад +2

      Yep. My parents bought us the Atari 2600 back in 1980 and we had all those games. Hated the golf but Space Invaders and Pitfall were amazing. Of course, it was Frogger that blew everyones mind! That was freaking hi-tech!

  • @ibreathexcellence
    @ibreathexcellence 8 лет назад +423

    3:49 lol

  • @bigboss2085
    @bigboss2085 11 лет назад +13

    "If you see a man in a trenchcoat, never let him touch you" hahaha

  • @OldsXCool
    @OldsXCool 9 лет назад +292

    I grew up in the Atari era. It sucked. Atari sucked. Then Nintendo came along, and games didn't suck anymore.

    • @OldsXCool
      @OldsXCool 9 лет назад +7

      ***** Only people like you with small brains need something to compare in order to figure out if something sucks or not.

    • @MaestroTJS
      @MaestroTJS 9 лет назад +4

      +OldsXCool I'd say Coleco was a pretty big improvement on Atari, though the Nintendo was a much bigger leap forward.

    • @totallyterrificpants6226
      @totallyterrificpants6226 9 лет назад +3

      +Maestro_T Some Colecovision games didn't look far off some early NES games. Very impressive for 82. Something about this era of gaming. The 2600 was 13 years old when I was born but I love these old games. The charm of them.

    • @MaestroTJS
      @MaestroTJS 9 лет назад +2

      totallyterrificpants I was born in 1977 and had a Coleco. I think my family bought it in 1983 but I'm not sure. I had a cousin who had an Atari and I often wished I could play some of those games (yes, I liked the dreaded ET game, maybe because it was cute or because it was a challenge staying out of the pits). In retrospect my family was right to get the Coleco though. I didn't know about the Atari extension until...just a few minutes ago. The 2600 was equivalent to $781 when it first came out! lol. Anyway, I have a surprising amount of memories of playing those games. Some of them were quite entertaining (I think my favourite was BC's Quest for Tires). I guess the most interesting thing is that although games have come an extremely long way, it's not like anyone can sit down with one of these old games and be a master at it just because it's ancient. They are just as tricky.

    • @totallyterrificpants6226
      @totallyterrificpants6226 9 лет назад +1

      +Maestro_T I liked E.T. It's flawed but fun. A lot who bash the game these days just download a ROM after hearing how bad it is, play with no instructions and curse the game out. The bundle I got my E.T. game in came with games far worse.
      I actually picked up a JR in the box yesterday with a boxed copy of Activision Decathlon and I'm loving it.

  • @zdevil000007
    @zdevil000007 10 лет назад +188

    Who could not love space invaders?

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 6 лет назад +10

      It doubled and redoubled sales of Atari consoles, making it more than just a Pong console.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 лет назад +10

      @@sandal_thong8631 Easily the best game on the console, and still extremely enjoyable to this day.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 лет назад +2

      @Kristie C Both good games, but not so much on the 2600. Much, much better on the 5200.

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 4 года назад +1

      @@jeremyc9593 Extremely might be hyperbole.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад +1

      @@Lambda_Ovine Might be, but isn't.

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 10 лет назад +2

    Interesting how both with Conan and the audience Space Invaders still holds up :D

  • @ThisValiantAdventure
    @ThisValiantAdventure 5 лет назад +1

    Love how Conan was holding the controller wrong for River Raif and kept smashing into the “wall”.

  • @elenarodriguez922
    @elenarodriguez922 8 лет назад +3

    The only Atari games my dad could remember where Ping Pong and Space invaders.

  • @elsevillaart
    @elsevillaart 10 лет назад +9

    Still have my atari 2600 with 84 games playing, that console is almost as old as me. I must say still looks sexy next to my ps4 and ps3.

  • @gauthamanilkumar8541
    @gauthamanilkumar8541 5 лет назад +23

    Who's your favourite gamer?
    Me: Conan O'Brien

  • @wy4553
    @wy4553 3 года назад +2

    I can see why Pitfall was really popular back then. It's way more sophisticated than the other super simple games that they played.

  • @nickdknez
    @nickdknez 5 лет назад +1

    I love how the audience cheered for Space Invaders that was my fav.

  • @melanyracheltoussaintsosa7499
    @melanyracheltoussaintsosa7499 6 лет назад +5

    6:42 *The sound is actually fantastic listen "Pupupupupupupu"* _Die_ 😂😂

  • @musichaven7598
    @musichaven7598 8 лет назад +5

    I love and miss Atari...

  • @NuncHistoria
    @NuncHistoria 4 года назад +7

    Why is nobody asking the real questions? Where the hell did you get a copy of E.T

    • @bobbobbity463
      @bobbobbity463 4 года назад +1

      The secret dumping place was actually found a few years ago

  • @ZagnutBar
    @ZagnutBar 2 года назад +1

    Extended cut please!! I want to see Conan's reaction to the duck-dragons in Adventure.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 2 года назад +1

    Only part I didn't like was Conan saying "let's never do this again". No, Conan, this is one of the best Clueless Gamers and the chemistry between you and Aaron is top notch!

  • @The_Night_Owl_469
    @The_Night_Owl_469 8 лет назад +3

    "Shut it in there"
    "Flip on the power"

  • @FlashakaViolet
    @FlashakaViolet 8 лет назад +41

    i'm on a clueless gamer watching spree

  • @kalmonsalmon1946
    @kalmonsalmon1946 8 лет назад +7

    He should have let Conan solve the Swordquest games.

  • @Leif5592
    @Leif5592 8 лет назад +1

    I really love the sounds of the old games.

  • @erikcox8749
    @erikcox8749 2 года назад +1

    Hey, Pitfall was fun, Space Invaders, Frogger, were fun ✌️💙

  • @perpetual_bias
    @perpetual_bias 4 года назад +11

    "this may be the worst day of my life"
    this may be the funniest clueless gamer

  • @demonpride1975
    @demonpride1975 11 лет назад +9

    bah missile command was awesome.

  • @Your_Degenerate
    @Your_Degenerate 11 лет назад +5

    Maybe next time James Rolfe can help him play some classic games.

  • @doobiesnax9238
    @doobiesnax9238 3 года назад +1

    "so sad, someone had to write this.. and you know it's just gonna be 3 blips" lol!!

  • @wyatthodgson275
    @wyatthodgson275 9 лет назад +2

    Lol, as soon as he said we did a poll i immediately thought of E.T. XD

  • @mnw1989
    @mnw1989 10 лет назад +6

    I broke three of those controllers just playing Decathlon ! LOL

  • @KrimsonVagus
    @KrimsonVagus 10 лет назад +74

    If only he featured the Angry Video Game Nerd in this playthrough, imagine how much more awesome could this be!

    • @mluca1221
      @mluca1221 10 лет назад +3

      Why?

    • @KrimsonVagus
      @KrimsonVagus 10 лет назад +1

      Cuz he's "taking us back to the past" which is what Conan is doing here

    • @KrimsonVagus
      @KrimsonVagus 10 лет назад

      ***** Coincidentally, I'm from Syria, currently living in Egypt
      Never doubt the power of the internetz! :D

    • @IYamJayJay
      @IYamJayJay 10 лет назад

      Hes gonna take you back to the past

    • @IYamJayJay
      @IYamJayJay 10 лет назад

      Hed rather haaaaaave

  • @PortalOfAwesome
    @PortalOfAwesome 8 лет назад +15

    If James Rolfe was as much of a Dink as the Fine Bros he would try to sue Conan for stealing his "format"

    • @hardstyle3196
      @hardstyle3196 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 8 лет назад

      But first, he'd try to trademark protect 'videogame', 'game' and 'gamer'.

  • @artdeco64
    @artdeco64 8 лет назад +2

    I had an Atari 2600 when I was a kid. They were expensive as hell too. 1980 price was around $250.00. Which, to today's dollar, would equal around $730.00.

    • @Jito463
      @Jito463 8 лет назад

      I had an Intellivision as a kid. That was a great system.

  • @nestanesta9366
    @nestanesta9366 6 лет назад +1

    1983, I was bugging my mom forever to get me this. The Atari 2600. I got told no many many many times. She entered a raffle at the mall for a dollar and won it!!! I must have logged hundreds of hours playing pitfall. If you went backwards it was so much easier. I was 8 so I went backwards a lot.