Forgot the Brake ! She Got Hot 🔥 ( Chit Show )
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- Опубликовано: 21 мар 2021
- Classic example how just in a moment you can make a costly mistake at the boat ramp. Today we have a boater that got out of the car without putting on the brakes. The mistake sure created a headache.
My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit show at Blackpoint Marina.
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Albert…I’m a retired manufacturer rep in the boat and marine biz. I experienced what you are shooting many many many times. This brings back some crazy, funny, and sad times. I’m now addicted to the Chit Show!
That's why if I'm a passenger, I get out before the the vehicle hits the ramp! And I noticed you lowered your voice, because you KNOW them chica ears turn into super radar mode when they're pissed🤣
I swear, I don't know which is better...........Alfred's vids or Alfred's commentary. Well done!! Some of this stuff on the Chit Show is absolutely hilarious............
What you need is a parabolic mic to listen in 😂😂😂😂
That's a good idea.
"You guys think I get pleasure from this" He says immediately after heartfelt laughter.
I want you to know you are our pre- bedtime entertainment!! We cannot end the day without a little Chit Show! We just got our first boat. 22.5 center console Sea Hunt! We watched for three months before it arrived so we would learn what NOT to do!!!
If you back your rear tire UNDER the water line....you deserve to be on the CHIT CHO
I just found you, Alfred. My husband and I are already addicted to your channel. You have a way of making a non-event moment come alive with humor and speculation. I've shared your channel with my grandsons who love the water, one was Navy and the other is career Coast Guard. They are now watching, too. Thanks for the humor amidst a serious world.
"She might be wearing shorts but we know who wears the pants." Hahaha
That's the max average in Miami
lol, yeah if momma ain't happy ... ain't nobody happy (word)
I agree. SHE wears the pants in the family!
She scares me.
Oh for real. Reminded me of my Tia
The whole time the trailer had no boat?!? How they gunna get the boat out 😂😂💀
Your voice over is awesome. Especially with your "bloop,bloop,bloop"! Haha. Love the show and love being on the water myself! May have to go be on the chit show!
"We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two, we are farmers." Ha
The situation immediately reminded of the movie “Speed” where the poor driver can’t take his foot off the brake while everyone stands around trying to decide how to fix the problem. Poor guy! His leg must’ve hurt for weeks!
😂 gotta love the low tide with the slip n slide of a light pickup RWD!
I’m 90% certain these people don’t check tides
The We are Farmer's killed me
With rear wheel drive, apply the parking break slowly if one wheel starts to spin and that will make the other wheel join in. Positive traction. Works every time.
Every time you say, "bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop!" it makes me laugh 🤣
You shut up...just love you Alfred...best way to start the week
So glad I live in Australia. You would not even have to ask for help. Just an example I got back in last weekend to find a flat trailer tyre. End up with three other boat owner helping me change the wheel even helped me put the boat back on the trailer. A number of others stopped to make sure everything was OK and that I had a spare.
All they had to do is put the boat back on the trailer and use the power of the boat engine to help push it up out of the water. Easy peasy. Great show .
I'm happy to see a man step up and help hope the man has a great day
Finally, a good Samaritan saved the truck. What goes around comes around. Nice!
They were lucky, usually the Park Ranger calls the Miami/Dade Police and that's when $$ goes way up !
It must be wrong to find this stuff so compelling 😁 love the channel man 👍
We need an interview with her! LOL!!!!
What's that called, a "Hostile Witness ! "
Whenever you launch at a boat ramp, selfishness becomes the dominant quality!
Tell me about it. Stage the damn boat off the ramp, unhook the boat, have someone jump in the boat. Back it in and done. Its not complicated at all. It's scary to think you don't need a license to drive a boat, hence the amount of idiots you see at the ramp and on the water, then add alcohol.
Australia is watching
your show for quite some time and enjoy them, Keep up the great work.
I've helped a few people in that situation. It takes minutes to drop your trailer and just grab a strap. I would of had him out in five minutes. When your right your right Alfred. I'm always willing to help someone out because if I ever need help it would be nice to know someone is willing to help out. It doesn't always have to be a chit show.
I love the blow by blow account of the action plus the dialog and sound effects!
Just wanted to say Love your Chit Show bro... Great idea and you make it even more entertaining with your commentary... Keep doing you!! from - Lake Okeechobee
Best line of the day. "State Farm bum da dum dum" lol
Thank you for translating. It helps a lot and I just might learn something. Loving the videos.
What may help you, if you use "CC" on your set it might help you. Have a nice day.
This is quite the episode... Sliding truck, jumpers, some other boat launcher action and a wife who is scarier than Fred
I love their little center console boat, very cool.
I wish I could hit the like button more than once. This is soon to be a classic. The King of Black Point!!!!
I'm watching the guy with the orange boat take a dozen cracks at getting his boat to the ramp.
Your Docking Commentary is the Best!!!!😅💯💯💯👍
This is the best show on the internet
That was really good! Thanks bro! bloop!
Doesn't anyone in FL have 4 wheel drive! Sure ,I know it dosen't snow but if you own a boat and go to a place with a steep slippery ramp you better have 4 wheel drive! SMH! Us Minnesotaians would of had that out in minutes! Look at everyone standing around looking baffled! Every one including the heavy chick's and 300 pound older dude should jump in the back box! WTF! The Chit show delivers again! Love it! I can't believe with all those pickup truck owners it took so long for someone to pull him out! So quick and easy! What's the plan when they need to get out with the boat on a trailer? Got luck with that! I hope the Chit show will be around when that happens!
I must be the only boater that ever used chocks every time I launched or retieved my boat.
You can never be too cautious. It doesn't hurt to chock. Sometimes the ramps get slimy.
De risk
@@nomadicfenceman509 I am sorry I don't understand your comment.
I will be the other one. Thanks for the tip
Sometimes I use chocks as well
Truth be told, I come here just for your very entertaining commentary.
Can you imagine what that guy had to listen to ALL the way home🙄😬😬
Even when he was home, he still had to hear her ! :) Have a nice Day
I love your comments!!!! I just started watching and this is absolutely hilarious......people crack me up that don't know how to load and unload......Keep it coming
I see this all the time at the ramp. Lightweight 2wd truck, 4cyl engine and slick skinny street tires and they cannot get up the ramp. Just need to air down the tires about 6 or 8 psi, and have a couple of big dudes climb in the bed and then usually that gets it done. The airing down of the tires usually does the most though, then go top off the air at the first gas station you pass on the way home. Me, I have never and would never own a pickup that was not 4wd.
On the other end. I see so many 4 wheel drive trucks with nothing in the bed, so they slide all over in the snow.
Perhaps one might use sand on slick boat docks
@@unclegrandpa1378 Give grandpa a cigar! We always carried a sack of sand for traction when needed. These people just don't think!
@@austinthrowsstuff 2-50 lb bags of sand in the empty bed makes a huge difference !
Years ago, families were launching boats with 2wd station wagons.
That happens in the mid-west too. I used to drive to Huckleberry park in Shawano WI at lunch on Fridays just to watch the pickups float on the ramp.
My dad was a pro fishing guide and he always said it’s the ramps where the crazy chit always goes down 😂😂😂
The only reason she got in the passenger side was to sign the pink slip on that truck to the guy that's gonna get it stuck cause she wants to just go in the boat and get some sun on her moat.
Great videos and narration A-DOG!!!!
Thank you for doing boating again Croc. We miss you
Dude, I love it.. Bloop.,bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.. lmao!
Who buys a 2wd Tacoma and then tries to tow with it?
Chit show allstars.
Epic commentary 😆
In that kind of situation, without help, you can try lower the tyre pressure to gain some grip. Good example bro! Thank you
Rule #1, when you decided to own a boat, 4 wheel drive
I’ve been backing boats down steep, slick ramps my entire life and have never needed to engage 4wd. A limited slip diff is enough for those who don’t let the truck back into the water lol
I've been boating on my own for about 13 years never once have I needed to engage my 4WD to get up the ramp a bag of sand goes a long way cedar key ramp is pretty steep thats where an old timer showed me the sand trick
@@chunkybuttz844 has this been in salt water or lakes? Just curious as I felt the same until I’ve seen how slimy some ramps can get.
@@vegasxventures both fresh and salt. The worst I’ve seen are in mountain reservoir lakes just algae everywhere but still, never an issue with the truck or only using 2wd.
@@accordino86 that’s a good trick I read someone suggested zig zagging a chain in front of the rear tires lol maybe one day
I normally give you a thumbs up because you have the best videos
OMG I hear it in my head!!
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
Oh man it’s not stopping. Lol
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern
He's going the distance, he's not going for speed. He's all alone, all alone, at the boat dock in a time of need.
@@MrNota500 Awesome! 😂 you finally come in with the second verse. 😂
I have a 2003 F-150 with the 5.4 triton V-8 and I always have my jump cables a tool box, and now a tow strap just incase I or someone else needs assistance, and if I was there I would tie up to the grey truck, and with little effort help him avoid a potential problem. Something I have noticed watching these videos, this spot compared to the launches in Louisiana that I have noticed is people are less inclined to lend a hand, and I'm not saying it doesn't happen there or people here can't be a**holes, but more people there are rude, will cut people off trying to dock, or block launch lanes, and that's part of why Alfred gets so much footage of idiots at the launch. Even to this day from when I was a kid on the water I always wave as I'm passing another boat, I slow down when passing someone fishing or in a small boat basically I and most other boaters still use courtesy when boating definitely more than people on the road, and I wanna teach my kids the same when I have some. Kindness, and decency are not dead yet, but is in low supply, so we need to work at keeping that way of thinking alive.
That 2WD Taco with racing slicks might as well have been a Prius😆😆😆😆Great entertainment!
The CHIT show is so freaking funny as CHIT!! 🤣
Your commentary is hilarious! Keep up the great work bro!
The walk and that finger point! Not sure if Blackpoint Bae or Kim Jong Un’s sister
Hopefully she’s not Lizzie Borden’s daughter! 🤣
😂😂😂
That button that says 4WD on the dash would help a lot.
Most embarrassing thing I ever did was not take off the tie down on the rear of the boat and couldn't figure out why the boat wouldn't get off the trailer. In my defense, I thought the person who was on that side of the boat had removed it as I removed the tie down from my side. But being as I was the driver , it was ultimately my responsibility to make sure it was removed.
Been there, done that. Whenever I take someone fishing, unless it's my best fishin' buddy, I prefer to do the launch and retrieval road ready prep myself, that way I know it's done right.
I have done that lol.
Alfred, you crack me up!
Every time you say "Bloop bloop bloop" I LOL. Can't help it.
This time I was drinking coffee...
Something a lot of people don't understand is you can lower your tire pressure. Drop it down to about 12 or 13 lb and it can get you out of that situation nine times out of 10
Let's just hope they have a pump before they hit the road though.
i love how the hippy kid just launches his boat right next to them, like sorry brah the bass are calling, goodluck . ahahaha
Love The Chit Show. Alfred this is some of the most entertaining Chit I have ever watched! Keep up the good work. Ahoy from Captian John
Epic Video!! Had my wife cracking up. The hat!!!
I was thinking about giving mine to Fred... He needs it!
Always do the 6 "P"s. Prior Planing Prevents Piss Poor Performance 🤣🤣🤣
I do 5p’s
Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance!
@@salmaya9274 good for you
Love your show! Your commentary is spot on great!
She didn’t let him stop, i imagine her face language saying don’t dare stop hahahahaha
It’s nice when people help people
OH JESUS ON ROLLER SKATES, it took over 20 minutes to get the boat moving. JEEEEESSSSSSS.
If he had this much problem with just getting the trailer out, I would hate to see when they try to get the boat and trailer out.
Hey man I love watching the show, everyday, you were talking about the skiff you salvaged and how to just an idea check out some other boat ramps and look for some good people that are regulars and you'll know who might deserve it, just a idea.
"riverakers" I was going to say same. Maybe she ought to man up and at least get the guy 4X4 so he want be so scared.
Good morning to you!! You always seem to be in the right place at the right time!! Almost as if you have it planned out. Pure Chit!!
Even if you tried you couldn't mMe this chit up !
OMG...you are hilarious. We are Farmers...😂😂😂😂
All that with an empty trailer. You should wait for them to leave. Lol
Shout to the guy that helped out! Invest in a 4Wheel Drive Sir.
Those ramps are so smooth. They should be DEEPLY grooved..
Why the fuck are those ramps not lined with rooftop material?! It's very durable and will definitely help with grip.
@@largol33t1 They are "Public Ramps" . :(
After watching this I'm sure glad I got a 4x4 🌮 lol.
When I launch my kayak into the local lake, I always use at least two chock blocks for my pick up truck's tires. I guess people who live in the flat lands do not think about how to park on a slope.
Pouish psh! PESH! Lol love your humor man.
Nice people in Florida! It took 20 minutes (??) for somebody to realize this guy needed a pull ???!! Not moving to FLA anytime soon.
Cant believe all the half ton trucks pulling those monster boats..lol
Now that's some funny chit .......Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop 🤣
Alfred a ring like a tough guy when he’s away from home 😂😂😂
Acting
These Florida city folks can have their little 2wd trucks. My old dually does me well and I get to pull people off the ramp every now and then. Heck one time we had three trucks in total hooked up including mine just to get a sinking cabin cruiser off the ramp. Holy hell that thing was heavy on a wet ramp.
Great play by play. Thanks made me laugh. Better to be safe then sorry.
Well that was 23 minutes I will never get back
When your tires are slipping on the Boat Ramp A LITTLE SAND WILL WORK EVERY TIME.
Guess nobody heard of... 'Truck Claws' not only do most people in Florida have no idea how to operate a boat, they don't do too much better with the truck and trailer... SMH... good stuff Alfred. Thanks for posting
I see this all the time. Wheel hop causes tire slippage. Jumping up and down or bouncing a car only gives you less traction.
This is fun to watch.
It’s always interesting,lol it’s a Chit Show thanks for postin Bro.
Alfred, after seeing THE CRUSHER on today's video, I had to come back and watch the NUT CRACKER! LOOOOL
2wd 4cylinder truck at a slick boat ramp...
The worst combo. :(
You should mic everyone upon pulling into the ramps xD
Bloop, Bloop, Bloop!🤣
everyone thinks their the shit til they end up on the chit show! haha
Love the commentary😂😂😂. Thanks for a great chit show!!
THANK YOU FOR SHARING VERY INTERTAINING SALUDOS, SALUDOS DESDE LOS ANGELES BRO!!