The Story of BonziBuddy (1999-2004)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • A lot of people recognize the infamous purple gorilla spyware program, but few are aware that BonziBuddy was just one of the many applications created by Bonzi Software.

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @spoon5739
    @spoon5739 6 лет назад +8522

    He protec he attac but most importantly...
    He will hacc

    • @teecam7517
      @teecam7517 6 лет назад +49

      Ashwolfie he mostly attac

    • @sanyizsombor
      @sanyizsombor 6 лет назад +102

      He is basicaly a thanos monky

    • @unknownblix5724
      @unknownblix5724 6 лет назад +41

      Hacc

    • @kucc3651
      @kucc3651 6 лет назад +8

      IceNeonCat Plays Bonzi can hak!

    • @alikuoli
      @alikuoli 6 лет назад +10

      @@kucc3651 I'm did know that alredy and thats why i'm don't download it.

  • @ihazker7520
    @ihazker7520 6 лет назад +2265

    Bonzi buddy was the first Minecraft hacker client...

  • @Nyx_Yippee
    @Nyx_Yippee 4 года назад +1540

    when the website said "bonzi buddy learns from you", i literally realised that he could learn how to hack if you hacked something

  • @triggerwarning5025
    @triggerwarning5025 5 лет назад +4513

    Lmfao, i remember when i was in middle-school, i installed this on ALL the pc's. (We only had desktops back then, this was the early 2000's)
    The sys-admin at the time was like "Oh no, why..."
    Yeah, i was a "Shitkid"

  • @Phisotomoc
    @Phisotomoc 5 лет назад +2161

    *You have 30 seconds, until I activate the final destruction.*

    • @snivylink2119
      @snivylink2119 5 лет назад +29

      watching paint dry?

    • @vroom7704
      @vroom7704 4 года назад +13

      BREEN HOLD ME

    • @adamsucksatyt
      @adamsucksatyt 4 года назад +8

      *BoNzIfY*

    • @ChaineTheCoyote
      @ChaineTheCoyote 4 года назад +6

      Nice Vinesauce Joel reference 👍🏼

    • @Phisotomoc
      @Phisotomoc 4 года назад +2

      @FranksStuff you have to put * before the word and after the word so its like this
      **Hello**

  • @rota5439
    @rota5439 6 лет назад +8265

    Fun fact: this comment used to be something funny but i edited it so you cant see it anymore

  • @icharcoalz5011
    @icharcoalz5011 6 лет назад +1969

    How can I download Bonzibu-
    FBI: don’t you dare finish that sentence

    • @MONFROM
      @MONFROM 5 лет назад +3

      Lol 😂

    • @edma06
      @edma06 5 лет назад +2

      Google iy

    • @slayyyters_cigarette
      @slayyyters_cigarette 5 лет назад +3

      ICharCoalZ bonzibuddy, finished that sentence

    • @ee-my5ug
      @ee-my5ug 5 лет назад +3

      -ddy

    • @SudoWoofie
      @SudoWoofie 5 лет назад +9

      How can I download Bonzibuddy?
      FBI: FBI OPEN UP!

  • @JGAbstract
    @JGAbstract 4 года назад +1436

    They really need to make an official one that isn't a virus. I loved bonzibuddy.

    • @bonzibuddy1469
      @bonzibuddy1469 3 года назад +180

      Awe

    • @fatihah940
      @fatihah940 3 года назад +24

      @@bonzibuddy1469 you fake bonzi buddy

    • @whydidicreatethischannel
      @whydidicreatethischannel 3 года назад +138

      @@fatihah940 duh. It's a roleplay account.

    • @AllWindowsExpert
      @AllWindowsExpert 3 года назад +9

      Same

    • @bvdf84
      @bvdf84 3 года назад +34

      I mean the idea of a loveable ai that both helps and entertains you sounds awesome

  • @MrVilleforte
    @MrVilleforte 7 лет назад +443

    Internet nostalgia is weird. Fifteen years later and people feel nostalgic for literal spyware.

    • @MarkChimes
      @MarkChimes 6 лет назад +45

      I think we're all just so used to living with spyware now. It was a crazy "breach of privacy" in its time, but now spyware is powering my phone's OS (Android).

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 3 года назад +11

      Yeah I'm not really understanding this nostalgia. I always hated this virus.

    • @kainmacleod423
      @kainmacleod423 2 года назад +7

      Lol I know right? It was spyware that made me laugh my ass off though

    • @jaymantisgaming
      @jaymantisgaming 2 года назад +4

      back in my day we had proper viruses. not this ransomware shit the kids have nowadays hahah

    • @tillybird25
      @tillybird25 2 года назад +4

      @@jaymantisgaming Back in your day you didn't get specific. Back in your day, you didn't have advanced technology. And back in your day, you were young.

  • @haileee151
    @haileee151 6 лет назад +2819

    Bonzi gave me nightmares when I was 9
    I still have those nightmares

    • @bukow_
      @bukow_ 5 лет назад +17

      Fucc

    • @dddddd9225
      @dddddd9225 5 лет назад +27

      My nightmares was windows 7

    • @bukow_
      @bukow_ 5 лет назад +13

      Sometimes I have vista nightmares

    • @hayalukav2123
      @hayalukav2123 5 лет назад +7

      Bet your 16 now.

    • @hayalukav2123
      @hayalukav2123 5 лет назад +13

      My nightmare is getting hacked..

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 6 лет назад +4619

    Who would win...
    Highly advanced computer...
    Or,
    Purple harambe boi

  • @Em_Cee669
    @Em_Cee669 3 года назад +79

    I cried my eyes out when I was in elementary school. Our school computers had Bonzi AND CLIPPY. They popped up everywhere. It was so hard to do work when Clippy popped up when I opened up Microsoft and Bonzi was just...everywhere

  • @DrLilo
    @DrLilo 7 лет назад +604

    Funny how back then, watching your browsing preferences to send you tailored ads was considered "spyware", while today it's considered Google.

    • @DumbArse
      @DumbArse 7 лет назад +64

      DrLilo Facebook does the same shit

    • @DrLilo
      @DrLilo 7 лет назад +29

      Dávid Végső likewise Amazon.

    • @mememaster147
      @mememaster147 7 лет назад +25

      DrLilo+ Every big online company does it, Google just does it best.

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 7 лет назад +8

      This is why we have many forms of ad-block.

    • @Zeriel00
      @Zeriel00 7 лет назад +29

      Is considered a whole operating system! Windows 10

  • @athing18
    @athing18 6 лет назад +1344

    Does anyone remember when ROBLOX used to have its own Roblox Browser? I remember there being false-AVG virus popups as well.

    • @epiccreator9372
      @epiccreator9372 6 лет назад +38

      a thing I thought it's always been there.I use to play it from 2009 to 2017

    • @anthonycalderon9481
      @anthonycalderon9481 6 лет назад +3

      a thing WHAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @dilaveribraimoski1165
      @dilaveribraimoski1165 6 лет назад +9

      O o f

    • @anthonycalderon9481
      @anthonycalderon9481 6 лет назад +29

      parappa the rapper *W H E N I S A Y B O O M B O O M B O O M Y O U S A Y B A M B A M B A M N O P A U S E B E T W E EN C M O N L E T S J A M*

    • @ruteshiki
      @ruteshiki 6 лет назад +15

      What is such a cultured man doing in a place like this?

  • @joonaskojo4363
    @joonaskojo4363 7 лет назад +2328

    Well, hello there! I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Bonzi!

    • @hackened2116
      @hackened2116 7 лет назад +241

      Expand dong

    • @bobbelcher3689
      @bobbelcher3689 7 лет назад +12

      PHAQ U BONNSY !!!

    • @nickjaquez1713
      @nickjaquez1713 7 лет назад +28

      my name how bout expand dong

    • @hhhhaaaaxxxxx
      @hhhhaaaaxxxxx 7 лет назад +50

      Welcome to the world of BonziBUDDY! He will explore the Internet with you as your very own friend and sidekick! He can talk, walk, joke, browse, search, e-mail, and download like no other friend you've ever had! He even has the ability to compare prices on the products you love and help you save money! Best of all, he's FREE!

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 7 лет назад +18

      I blame you! YOU DID THIS!!

  • @logankrohn1472
    @logankrohn1472 4 года назад +812

    1:21
    This legitimately scared me.

    • @idk-ow1gt
      @idk-ow1gt 4 года назад +15

      What is it I'm scared

    • @vrtr
      @vrtr 4 года назад +15

      @@idk-ow1gt an explosion

    • @holoyt1372
      @holoyt1372 4 года назад +6

      Gave me the chills

    • @cooking4576
      @cooking4576 4 года назад +5

      Same

    •  4 года назад

      startled*

  • @sugarrmoon
    @sugarrmoon 5 лет назад +1524

    I talk!
    I E-Mail!
    I browse!
    I laugh!
    I tell facts!
    I schedule!
    I download!
    I sing!
    I search!
    *_I put a virus into your 100$ computer!_*

  • @orangetangyvideos
    @orangetangyvideos 7 лет назад +534

    "i download.... random things you didnt want!"

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT 6 лет назад +3

      it will download me roblox which i dont want

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT 6 лет назад

      ღᴊᴇʟʟʏ_Rblxღ lol sorry dude

    • @munitionsexpert7508
      @munitionsexpert7508 6 лет назад +1

      ROBLOX is for babies Fortnite is better!

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 6 лет назад

      CLOSED oh hell no

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 6 лет назад

      Munitions Expert Yes but minecraft is better than fortnite

  • @john.james.110
    @john.james.110 5 лет назад +178

    Lol, when my and my siblings were kids we used Bonzi Buddy's speech to text program to make him say ridiculous things. Our favorite one was "oh it's the leprechaun he's kind of sexy". When we discovered it was a virus we felt betrayed. But then we just decided it was worth it and moved on.

  • @neighbor472
    @neighbor472 3 года назад +285

    Bonzi was a key logger, I’m surprised nobody is mentioning that

    • @strawberryblossom3292
      @strawberryblossom3292 3 года назад +3

      whats that?

    • @cheesejam1373
      @cheesejam1373 3 года назад +13

      My global keylogger is telling me your password j-p3g~fart_Reverb

    • @stevebelton1421
      @stevebelton1421 2 года назад +1

      Nah clippy is more popular

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 Год назад +1

      ​@@stevebelton1421 Clippy was hilarious from the edit memes (i.e. kys ones)

  • @cormacslattery6922
    @cormacslattery6922 5 лет назад +558

    I got a goddamn anti-virus ad before this 😂

  • @emberanimations7290
    @emberanimations7290 7 лет назад +251

    This is the right guy to replace behind the meme

    • @Y33Tbigly
      @Y33Tbigly 7 лет назад +2

      Tru tru

    • @nguyenbinhphuong1491
      @nguyenbinhphuong1491 7 лет назад +44

      FirebrickCustoms more like any meme related channel > Behind The Meme

    • @vilivette
      @vilivette 7 лет назад +31

      FirebrickCustoms somehow this guy is explaining them, without ruining them. That's what i like.

    • @snazzy9175
      @snazzy9175 6 лет назад

      Nah, the guy who should replace Behind the Meme is Internet Historian.

  • @nightterror6727
    @nightterror6727 7 лет назад +2841

    Bonzi Buddy vs. Protogent
    Someone please make it happen

    • @NotBigSurprise
      @NotBigSurprise 7 лет назад +52

      It's "Proteegent" now.

    • @se-ku3op
      @se-ku3op 7 лет назад +22

      chara I AM BONZI I'M JUST A NAZI

    • @JR14964
      @JR14964 7 лет назад +1

      Do they get prep time? If so, how much?

    • @flor.uslover
      @flor.uslover 7 лет назад +7

      Bonzi Buddy Vs Pregeant I mean progent

    • @dengalnagurkan9669
      @dengalnagurkan9669 7 лет назад

      Night Terror as

  • @charliethech0nk298
    @charliethech0nk298 5 лет назад +263

    I like the fact that Bonzi is looking at you while the guy talks trash about his game.

    • @starlingbaez6681
      @starlingbaez6681 4 года назад +5

      It's not really a game

    • @Fudge_3
      @Fudge_3 4 года назад +1

      @@starlingbaez6681 did you just reply to a comment that is almost a year old?

    • @starlingbaez6681
      @starlingbaez6681 4 года назад +8

      @@Fudge_3 yep

    • @adumbdannia
      @adumbdannia 4 года назад +1

      @@Fudge_3 it is not a crime to do so, lmao

    • @Mommyandtux
      @Mommyandtux 4 года назад +3

      @@Brainmelt427
      I respond to comments that are a decade old, big whoop wanna fight about it?

  • @XFTFX
    @XFTFX 6 лет назад +661

    In windows 10, bonzi buddy may be referred as "Microsoft Cortana"

    • @00JTR
      @00JTR 6 лет назад +1

      Fathi Rizqi Ananda yep kinda

    • @beetlebbiscuits
      @beetlebbiscuits 6 лет назад +1

      MLGDoge 500gaming ayyyyyyyyy

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs 6 лет назад +2

      Fathi Rizqi Ananda
      That woman is useless

    • @erectustesticulus3191
      @erectustesticulus3191 6 лет назад +2

      Fathi Rizqi Ananda I hate CORTANA FUCK DHA

    • @Fierywell
      @Fierywell 6 лет назад +1

      EXPAND dong

  • @bonzibuddy1315
    @bonzibuddy1315 7 лет назад +3623

    I Talk! I E-Mail! I Browse! I Laugh! I Tell Facts! I Schedule! I *EXPAND DONG* I Download! I Sing! I Search!
    But Most Importantly...
    I Am Adware!

  • @ZyliceLiddell
    @ZyliceLiddell 4 года назад +660

    I always read it as “Bonzi” like a bonzi tree.

    • @tealwashablemarker8886
      @tealwashablemarker8886 4 года назад +78

      you mean bonsai?

    • @obiwan735
      @obiwan735 4 года назад +53

      I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "bonsai"

    • @LShaver947
      @LShaver947 4 года назад +3

      @@obiwan735 its not

    • @obiwan735
      @obiwan735 4 года назад +35

      @@LShaver947 I'm talking about that tiny tree with branches swinging out in a flower pot you keep in your kitchen

    • @RandomP40
      @RandomP40 4 года назад +2

      Wut

  • @Tippex_Official
    @Tippex_Official 4 года назад +78

    Fun fact: a parody of Bonzi buddy was actually part of the game ‘hypnospace- outlaw’ called professor helper. It even acts like bonzi buddy and makes pop-up ads.

  • @adrianlee.28
    @adrianlee.28 6 лет назад +2242

    does anyone here know that this thing is a virus
    edit: three years later and people still read this comment 😱😱😱

  • @glenn8511
    @glenn8511 5 лет назад +391

    3:26 *DAMN BOI THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!!!*

    • @Ma_Deez
      @Ma_Deez 5 лет назад +3

      Your Best Friend Spinel you my best friend

    • @andrejmaletic3906
      @andrejmaletic3906 4 года назад +1

      DAMN!!!

    • @NvanRoblox
      @NvanRoblox 4 года назад

      Woah

    • @ermirastruga4733
      @ermirastruga4733 4 года назад

      *I make you pay like thousands of dollars!*
      I WILL NEVER GET THAT ON MY COMPUTERRRRR!

    • @ermirastruga4733
      @ermirastruga4733 4 года назад

      We are no strangers to love

  • @plajdo
    @plajdo 7 лет назад +686

    Really an amazing video. I thought you were a channel with ~100000 subscribers until I saw the real count. Great editing for a channel this small. You definitely deserve more fans.

    • @Nightcaat
      @Nightcaat 7 лет назад +14

      Woah, same.

    • @equiliz9683
      @equiliz9683 7 лет назад +7

      Playdo realise this , anyone can have tremendous editing , editing skill doesn't depend on subscriber account , just saying.

    • @plajdo
      @plajdo 7 лет назад

      Equiliz Yeah, but usually not many low-subscribed people try to put much effort into editing.

    • @equiliz9683
      @equiliz9683 7 лет назад +5

      Playdo yeah, not usually.

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 лет назад +2

      Equiliz well it's surprising to see people!Ike that without many subs, as they will get them easily

  • @96blocks
    @96blocks 5 лет назад +580

    1:12
    “The next two idiots”

    • @notusingthisaccanymore5746
      @notusingthisaccanymore5746 4 года назад +12

      Blox the Memer He actually said the next to big hits but oh my g o d I can hear it-

    • @PatrenX
      @PatrenX 4 года назад +3

      It's actually big hits, but omg man now I can only hear idiots, OMG BRO YOU INVENTED A NEW YANNY-LAUREL

    • @amysamydamy1343
      @amysamydamy1343 4 года назад

      When you have bad hearing:

    • @_varuniyer_
      @_varuniyer_ 4 года назад

      @@PatrenX lolol

    • @TheRealOderless635gnat
      @TheRealOderless635gnat 4 года назад

      Blocks

  • @beetlebbiscuits
    @beetlebbiscuits 6 лет назад +139

    Joel is screaming internally right now-

    • @cherryblossom1460
      @cherryblossom1460 6 лет назад +1

      ExPaNd DoNg

    • @joelramdhan405
      @joelramdhan405 5 лет назад

      • Biscuit • u say something

    • @philmp6
      @philmp6 5 лет назад

      @@SertWasAName JOEL MAMA
      Dead memes aside, Joel is a RUclips/Twitch Streamer who was part of Bonzi's meme spread with his windows destruction videos

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 2 года назад

      @@cherryblossom1460 | "Nice to meet you, Expand Dong!"

  • @RiC_David
    @RiC_David 7 лет назад +17

    The timing of Bonzi's animations here was subtly brilliant, especially the upwards glance when mentioning unsolicited toolbar installation!

  • @bobbyamdro7987
    @bobbyamdro7987 6 лет назад +11

    This takes me back..when the conputer at school had no games not even paint, but this little guy was there with you.

  • @THATS_ALLFOLKS
    @THATS_ALLFOLKS 3 года назад +56

    "If that's not a story of how nothing stays dead on the internet. I don't know what is"
    Pico: Am I a joke to you

    • @sulekhamal2009
      @sulekhamal2009 3 года назад +3

      Pico from Boku no pico?

    • @HiHi-lh3ps
      @HiHi-lh3ps 3 года назад +3

      @@sulekhamal2009 Weeb.

    • @natykiffy6598
      @natykiffy6598 3 года назад +5

      No, its Pico from Pico's School

    • @HiHi-lh3ps
      @HiHi-lh3ps 3 года назад +3

      @@natykiffy6598 FINALLY, a civilised man!

    • @natykiffy6598
      @natykiffy6598 3 года назад +2

      @@HiHi-lh3ps lol

  • @v1mz
    @v1mz 7 лет назад +500

    I seriously think that you should have more subs.

  • @Pikmin88
    @Pikmin88 7 лет назад +850

    5:08
    THAT FUCKING EXPAND JOKE

  • @spacefacts1681
    @spacefacts1681 5 лет назад +68

    "Collected data on its users for pop-up ads"
    Microsoft stole BonziBuddy's idea for Windows 10

  • @deandewitt5403
    @deandewitt5403 4 года назад +45

    I had the BonziBuddy almost from the very beginning. The only thing my friends and I used him for, was of course to make him say all kinds of swear words, and dirty sounding sentences. He'd do it too every time. Sometimes u had to spell the words differently to get Bonzi to say them, but was easy enough.

    • @Autumnpearly
      @Autumnpearly 3 года назад +2

      There was nothing else to use him for😂😂🤭🤭 i used to prank people and make a whole message for peoples answering machines.

    • @xp_.tv1
      @xp_.tv1 3 года назад

      Your done, your done.

  • @Zero-hf3cm
    @Zero-hf3cm 7 лет назад +374

    E X P A N D D O N G

    • @isaaclongfellow8815
      @isaaclongfellow8815 7 лет назад +6

      I am the only person who gets this joke! Joel from vinesause!

    • @bryannovelo5343
      @bryannovelo5343 7 лет назад +1

      you mean Vargskelethor Joel :D

    • @jayesper4390
      @jayesper4390 7 лет назад +3

      s e x u a l g r u n t i n g s o u n d s

    • @misterbeevee
      @misterbeevee 7 лет назад

      Vine sauce!!!!!

    • @ahintofhish07
      @ahintofhish07 6 лет назад

      Now I’m stopping to comment on every comment. Your the last one. Be thankful

  • @norbydroid3430
    @norbydroid3430 7 лет назад +5

    I remember Bonzi and I still today (on an older XP computer) use the Bonzi agent character. Although I have experimente with creating my own agents, and have used other chracters, Bonzi will always be my ultimate favorite character. Thank you for this informative video on him.

  • @Mojgani1985
    @Mojgani1985 7 лет назад +331

    BonziBuddy.exe

    • @bengamevids2683
      @bengamevids2683 6 лет назад

      Tyler phommachak BonziBuddy has not responding. Close the program? Type 'yes' Or 'no' -aplication:windows
      commander65

    • @nexus8854
      @nexus8854 6 лет назад

      The BlueBlur yeah it is.

  • @jasinere35
    @jasinere35 4 года назад +20

    once you installed this you couldnt remove it, as soon as you restarted pc after you uninstalled it the thing would reinstall itself

  • @neipetal8405
    @neipetal8405 5 лет назад +138

    Me: gee my phone has a virus! Nothing can get worse!
    Bonzie: hold my virus

    • @elizabethafton1815
      @elizabethafton1815 4 года назад +3

      Bonzi: *Im about to destroy your computer*

    • @bv83x
      @bv83x 4 года назад +2

      @chrashed Neon hol’ up

    • @archangel4741
      @archangel4741 4 года назад

      Gacha Slayers, Strike.

    • @archangel4741
      @archangel4741 4 года назад

      Shoot The Rocket Launcher.

    • @scorpiowr2601
      @scorpiowr2601 4 года назад +1

      Bonzi:hahaha i am super
      Coronavirus:u sure about that *destorys computer in 0 seconds*

  • @seanwallawallasecondchanne682
    @seanwallawallasecondchanne682 7 лет назад +167

    1. Bonzi buddy
    2. Steal info
    3. ?? ??? ? ???
    4. Profit

    • @jerry4325
      @jerry4325 6 лет назад +4

      Its a virus

    • @kalkalaalkafila6998
      @kalkalaalkafila6998 6 лет назад +3

      3. Sell info

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 6 лет назад

      Kalkala Alkafila I was about to type that you stole my joke ill see you in court!??!!!!!!!!!?!??~_~8]_€38_]4]¥82909¥{€{ fvifororieksddiiISi8%8#49#’dkftgijvmdmdkzopenispekfkfkdk*hi*fjdjovjnfnsijvhnrjfiwjjemfvjfjjtgjcdkdjdjfjjfjfrrj
      Find the 2 hidden words ones on other isn’t ;p

    • @trystanmacdonald9296
      @trystanmacdonald9296 5 лет назад

      Stonks

    • @riddiksabandonedaccount4193
      @riddiksabandonedaccount4193 3 года назад

      5.I use it

  • @jacksonv1245
    @jacksonv1245 7 лет назад +586

    Expand dong

  • @DoomFlorida
    @DoomFlorida 3 года назад +9

    I'm really trying Gregory, but William Afton is installing Bonzi Buddy onto my hard drive!

  • @coolbeandip
    @coolbeandip 7 лет назад +154

    11/10 I'd pay for this to replace behind the meme

  • @ProdCharles
    @ProdCharles 7 лет назад +23

    The good old days of making Bonzi Buddy call my brother a "stinky boy"

  • @rapid_
    @rapid_ 7 лет назад +128

    first 6 seconds of video
    man, this guy's got it down.

    • @saddpigeon2551
      @saddpigeon2551 7 лет назад +1

      CHAAAAAAINSS!!! ON TO ME MATE

    • @TheKillerGMBH
      @TheKillerGMBH 7 лет назад

      RapidFireRocket CHAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!!!!!

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 лет назад +2

      RapidFireRocket huh?

  • @wowza4454
    @wowza4454 3 года назад +13

    WHY DID THE BOOST '99 AND ALERT '99 PART SCARE THE LIVING SIMP OUT OF ME

  • @Mynameisntgenji
    @Mynameisntgenji 5 лет назад +248

    *_I AM PROTO YOUR SECURITY IS MY M O T O_*

    • @tjohnstonbawden
      @tjohnstonbawden 5 лет назад +5

      OH NO

    • @symbolcest
      @symbolcest 4 года назад

      😺

    • @memcake
      @memcake 4 года назад +3

      Samantha Reilly I lost my ???? but I had an antivirus

    • @QuisDaShooter17
      @QuisDaShooter17 4 года назад +5

      @@memcake YOU NEED PROTOGENT

    • @BluFlame925
      @BluFlame925 4 года назад +2

      think beyond antivirus
      *think p r o t e g e n t*

  • @TintelFruit
    @TintelFruit 7 лет назад +13

    "Have you been downloading boobs again Joel?"
    "OH God what is that thing?!"
    "Its hideous!"

  • @elenat4667
    @elenat4667 6 лет назад +153

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly,
    He succ

    • @martinbefartin
      @martinbefartin 5 лет назад

      :)

    • @feared1631
      @feared1631 5 лет назад

      He protecc he attacc and most importantly he SUCC

    • @fartimedes
      @fartimedes 5 лет назад

      I know I’m wrong but your name is true

    • @iamwill1088
      @iamwill1088 5 лет назад

      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most importantly,
      He succ
      A dicc

  • @jesflory
    @jesflory 5 лет назад +12

    We mostly use him to speak funny text or tell funny jokes to make my grandma laugh and make her think the computer was actually talking. lol

  • @mikey9700
    @mikey9700 5 лет назад +10

    i love how there is antivirus protection ad beside this video.

  • @petelee2477
    @petelee2477 6 лет назад +88

    Never heard of banzai buddy. No scratch that there was a video of a guy who downloaded 100 viruses on his computer and banzai buddy was among them.

    • @beetlebbiscuits
      @beetlebbiscuits 6 лет назад +5

      pete lee vinesauce?

    • @ereince
      @ereince 6 лет назад +1

      • Biscuit •
      I think it's Reign I.

    • @joshsaidddd
      @joshsaidddd 6 лет назад +1

      i saw that exact video before this

    • @Alphonse007
      @Alphonse007 6 лет назад

      @@joshsaidddd same!!!

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 6 лет назад

      IMA BROWSE EMAIL IMA ALSO TELL LAME JOKES!........ not enough?.. fine.
      Bonzi:I’m downloading the newest windows updates
      *FIVE MINUTES LATER*
      Bonzi: OH NO IT SEEMS YOU HAVE 100 VIRUSES! AND IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE LOADS OF ADWARE TOO?! Just buy my crappy anti-virus already.

  • @liteknight
    @liteknight 7 лет назад +8

    Wow... So many memories... I loved Bonzi Buddy when I was a kid. Way too many funny times. I was so sad to learn he was spyware...

  • @cmmorchio_
    @cmmorchio_ 5 лет назад +56

    1:20 OMFG this scared me just like a jumpscare 🤣

  • @thekingcreeperissexy
    @thekingcreeperissexy 7 лет назад +29

    If he reads emails then does that mean he will say something like this randomly
    "Free iPad here is the link"
    Oh gosh

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 7 лет назад +28

      reset play Or "Send Vagine and bobs pic"

  • @cadenhenderson4322
    @cadenhenderson4322 7 лет назад +4

    Very well structured video. Seriously, that was amazing

  • @Forginal
    @Forginal 7 лет назад +171

    why is this in my recommended section

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 7 лет назад +3

      Because it is now stop complaining

    • @phendformyself
      @phendformyself 7 лет назад +5

      Forginal, why did you click?

    • @ticcitobias4706
      @ticcitobias4706 7 лет назад +3

      Because you probably watched a tech video

    • @muertadoll
      @muertadoll 7 лет назад

      Forginal why you click? that's the real question.

  • @raijeru
    @raijeru 4 года назад +3

    Mannnnn! Your explosive effects really startled me a lot.

  • @Red-ui9wg
    @Red-ui9wg 5 лет назад +90

    The title should be "the story of famous virus"

    • @CobaltGuy
      @CobaltGuy 4 года назад +2

      I think you are sus

    • @bv83x
      @bv83x 4 года назад

      @@CobaltGuy shush

    • @sir4724
      @sir4724 4 года назад

      @@CobaltGuy please stop.

    • @CobaltGuy
      @CobaltGuy 4 года назад

      @@sir4724 I did stopped.

    • @CobaltGuy
      @CobaltGuy 4 года назад

      I did not comment here so many times

  • @vixoxoaltf5188
    @vixoxoaltf5188 6 лет назад +41

    *¿Who's been drawing D E C K S ?*

  • @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898
    @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898 7 лет назад +19

    We're just going to avoid that kid with the toy hammer? OK then........

  • @TubeYoumaxim
    @TubeYoumaxim 3 года назад +13

    Bonzi Buddy was also a keylogger (an application that tracks every keystroke or click you make on your keyboard)

  • @TheRealDustinNunn
    @TheRealDustinNunn 7 лет назад +48

    I loved BonziBuddy, but sadly, he was a malware virus.

  • @GamingPalooza
    @GamingPalooza 7 лет назад +6

    Damn... I forgot about BonziBuddy. I remember my dad having it on his Compaq a LONG time ago. It used to sing and it was a parrot.

  • @chandlerisded
    @chandlerisded 7 лет назад +550

    what a meme

    • @opsate1140
      @opsate1140 7 лет назад +14

      Oh hello person with a profile picture of Akko.
      (Oh please don't tell me I'm the only one who recognizes this anime.)

    • @FRENKI8888
      @FRENKI8888 7 лет назад +18

      What a weeb.

    • @FRENKI8888
      @FRENKI8888 7 лет назад +7

      Nah nigga im just salty on weebs and little bit edgy.

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 лет назад

      Sonic123 Amy1 I don't recognize the anime, what is it?

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 лет назад +1

      Is she from "little witch academia"?

  • @ashden124
    @ashden124 3 года назад +1

    Oh my god. How did I forget this channel

  • @Sagee69
    @Sagee69 5 лет назад +8

    *when bonzibuddy is forgotten, and only seen by videos, to later be forgotten*

  • @kaltagg6721
    @kaltagg6721 7 лет назад +4

    This is really good! I hope your channel grows big!

  • @ShampootheSpider2019
    @ShampootheSpider2019 5 лет назад +52

    To: bonzi buddy
    From: Shampoo the spider
    Note: I love you 3000

  • @gangwallbanger5864
    @gangwallbanger5864 4 года назад +20

    *try’s to
    Delete
    Bonzi buddy: I’m sorry neopetlover124 I can’t let you do that..

  • @ThoseMemes.
    @ThoseMemes. 5 лет назад +27

    Bonzi, aka Joel's worst nightmare

  • @Medachod
    @Medachod 7 лет назад +35

    Bonzi should be DLC in Sm4sh Deluxe.

    • @_cynth_wave
      @_cynth_wave 7 лет назад +5

      nah Bonzi would just be an assist trophy character that is essentially a clone of resetti

  • @jeffrey4933
    @jeffrey4933 7 лет назад +51

    Wait BONZI WAS A COMPANY!?

  • @-cr4nch3e
    @-cr4nch3e 5 лет назад +135

    Like who would download this?
    ..
    ....
    .........
    R.I.P Computer (jk)

    • @archangel4741
      @archangel4741 4 года назад +1

      Gacha Slayers, Strike.

    • @archangel4741
      @archangel4741 4 года назад +1

      Shoot The Rocket Launcher.

    • @paukaya5753
      @paukaya5753 4 года назад

      @@archangel4741 * pew * * pew *

    • @wegxnbealright
      @wegxnbealright 4 года назад

      Cute Kit: wanna be my friend?
      Me and you two: NO GET EM

    • @paukaya5753
      @paukaya5753 4 года назад

      @@wegxnbealright lmao

  • @Unpug
    @Unpug 4 года назад +5

    The editing is amazing!

  • @venus.4150
    @venus.4150 3 года назад +5

    Could you do some history over other computer viruses?they really entertain me and actually make me sit still for more than 10 minutes

  • @chaddoesthings6298
    @chaddoesthings6298 7 лет назад +11

    behind the meme but it's not cringy and it's quality

  • @chr0me3ye
    @chr0me3ye 2 года назад

    Dang the clippy video had 3,700 views which is alot and you said it did well than i look at this vid 3.7 mil funny 😂 youve grown a lot amazing video very informative and entertaining

  • @totofer7748
    @totofer7748 5 лет назад +5

    I have pity to Bonzi, Not the Malware, but to the character...

  • @beetlebbiscuits
    @beetlebbiscuits 6 лет назад +23

    My knowledge has really,
    E X P A N D E D
    Expand dong

  • @bansalashu1613
    @bansalashu1613 4 года назад +49

    TINY MEAT GANG brought my zoomer ass here

    • @sophiejanehall
      @sophiejanehall 4 года назад

      Same!!!

    • @roiemar
      @roiemar 4 года назад

      Nobody asked

    • @4eight2
      @4eight2 4 года назад

      They didnt bring me here but i still enjoy their content.

  • @kakulmeow
    @kakulmeow 3 года назад +9

    After Bonzi would see my search history he would delete himself

  • @zachattack6868
    @zachattack6868 6 лет назад +130

    He taccs...
    He tell joccs...
    But most importantly...
    *He thicc.*

    • @griuz667
      @griuz667 6 лет назад +4

      It doesn't rhyme

    • @martinbefartin
      @martinbefartin 5 лет назад +1

      Damn.

    • @sacrore9
      @sacrore9 5 лет назад

      Zach Attack sucks

    • @zachattack6868
      @zachattack6868 5 лет назад

      @@sacrore9 LOL I should've put that as my comment.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 лет назад

      DAMN 🅱🅾IA HE THICC

  • @JamDoggie
    @JamDoggie 7 лет назад +5

    We all have a new version of bonzi buddy pre packaged with windows 10, its called Cortana.

  • @supersoloz
    @supersoloz 4 года назад +14

    He attacc
    He smacc
    And he stabs ur computers back

    • @PanlessXO
      @PanlessXO 4 года назад +1

      Dangggg that was epic

    • @sillyrexoo
      @sillyrexoo 3 года назад

      More like,
      *he attacc*
      *he smacc*
      *but mostly, he stab your computers bacc*

  • @ninktendo
    @ninktendo 5 лет назад +2

    I once installed bonzi buddy on a school computer and I'm pretty sure it's still on there

  • @stannyswag
    @stannyswag 7 лет назад +40

    is that you dark mane

  • @problemaderato
    @problemaderato 5 лет назад +79

    no one:
    literally no one:
    this guy: tHe StOrY oF bOnZi bUDdY

    • @s1cario411
      @s1cario411 5 лет назад +11

      pxrfirix no one:
      literally no one:
      This guy: n0 0nE:
      lItErAlLY N0 oNe

    • @claykid
      @claykid 5 лет назад +5

      dude stfu the science elf is a great guy don't be a dick

    • @Wholesome_MothOwO
      @Wholesome_MothOwO 5 лет назад +1

      Isnt funny

    • @moyashiishi
      @moyashiishi 5 лет назад +1

      Bruuh ayy lmaoo dudee that’s a nice joke from epic minecraft gamers broooooooo be one of the cool kids and spam that everywhere bro that’s funny affff 👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂🌝🔥❕❕⭐️🎺😲👁👁👁👁‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️〽️😳😳😳😳😳

  • @dislikebutton1712
    @dislikebutton1712 7 лет назад +43

    Ahh 1999 the best computer ever created
    You know what im talking about

  • @ChiroTheSkunk
    @ChiroTheSkunk 10 месяцев назад

    If you think about it, if this program and it's company decisions were done correctly, it would've been remembered as a sweet nostalgic memory

  • @silversheep4605
    @silversheep4605 5 лет назад +14

    I believe why this video was made, to warn us about COPPA

  • @vaporwavegamer4231
    @vaporwavegamer4231 3 года назад +3

    I like how bonzi buddy reacts to his history

  • @travosk216
    @travosk216 7 лет назад +66

    *EXPAND DONG*

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom Год назад +1

    I live in Africa and as a child I traveled to Canada and my host introduced me to the internet and within about 1 hour I had installed BonziBuddy on their computer